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August 31, 2004 COLOURED.
so let me be the one that shines with you so we can slide away... today...
the email about the guy is dead, oh great... how can someone who has cancer in the early stages die so fast... not that i am bothered about him, their reaction to that is horrifying... they said to stop forwarding... oh you mean people should stop donating blood to people and let others die since their patient is already gone...
i think the principal really bloody free leh, he is no longer a student of that school since he is already 20 yrs old liao yet the principal still want to help... if i got problem will my shuqun pri or swiss cottage sec or singapore poly will help or not... they would have been more busy planning the new school week because of the 5 day rule...
10:32 AM
the emptiness is feeling through -- the nothingness that we've all become
on the day i go and act filial, i thought i might be better off dead... go my grandparents house to eat the leftovers from the ancestors... no doubt we should respect the elders but if you are dead, you are nothing, just dead... why do we have to eat the stuff which we offered to them when the flies are already flying around and feasting on the food liao... they ought to change the rules whereby the living gets to eat and the leftovers shall be offered to the ancestors... that makes a lot of sense, once joss sticks finished burning, just toss the food to the bin can liao... i dun wan to eat cold food loh, must wait so long for the joss stick to finish then can take and eat... dead people dun need to eat good food anyway, we burn so much hell money they go and spend on where... strippers, prostitutes, gambling, drugs, drinks huh, surely they got spend the millions of dollars we burn every year on some good hell food...
my grandmother tell me i so free why never come and visit her... i love to, if there is a computer with internet connection or some video console that i can play with... staying down there just for 1 hour is already hell... to spend the whole day down there is worse than hell...
whenever i go there, the time just seems to stop, girls will like it alot right... since they will stop the ageing process, time really moves uberly slow over there loh... thats usually the case when you feel very bored... i went to sleep on the bed and the fan like no power like that... the blades are rotating but i dun feel the wind at all... nevertheless, i tried to sleep the boredomness away...
being at my grandmother's house just made me realise how much staying at home is so much better... everyone ask me staying at home not bored ar... the way i see it, when i am bored, the time is supposed to stop... but being at home for so long, the time doesnt seem to stop, and i dun seem to have enough time for everything... heck sometimes i go outside the time also will stop one...
depending on what day is it, i will either work out or swim for at least 2 hours... if its swimming, i can spend up to 4 hours down there... i take up 2 1/2 hours for my 3 meals... at least 2 hours for movies, if you have been checking out blogunion, you know that i did more than 2 hours... and another 2 hours dedicated to jacky wu shows, 1 hour for blogging daily... calculate them all up and you get the idea...
you think i lead a boring life? i dun think so, mundane more likely... its just like anyone of you out there who goes to work every single day... its almost identical, except my hours are flexible and i can afford to do what i want... therefore in a way, i am better =D
10:05 AM
August 29, 2004 COLOURED.
that day when the swimming pool was closed for cleaning... i saw a priest inside performing some rites... like a scene from the tv shows like that, he go and sprinkle "holy" water with that plant... to appease the drowned souls or to appease the priest's empty pockets?
maybe i am a little unsure about the existence of ghosts before... but now i can say that i dun believe in it now... thanks to the current lunar 7th month, ghosts really cant exist at all...
supposed they are only released only during the 7th month... what happen to all the other ghost sightings throughout the year... ghost fugitives huh, end of 7th month all dun wan go back then go hide all over the world, let hei bai wu chang the two of them so busy travel across the world to hunt them down... duno they fly first class or economy...
in the ghost world, they are pretty racist you know... somehow the asian ghosts are now the majority over the dominating whites... thats why asian ghosts get 1 month holiday back on earth while the ang moh ghosts only have halloween 1 day only...
but they are quite thoughtful too, they know they cannot release all the ghosts at once, because it would result in a shortage of oxygen due to the surge and people will sense their presence... so they decided to release them batch by batch... you will experience difficulties in breathing and more respiratory-related deaths in asian countries during the 7th month... and then switch over to the foreign countries on halloween...
its better to go to hell than to be a sinless person and go to heaven... because only the gates of hell is open... so if you want to come back and visit your family, its better to commit sins now since heaven is so boring...
sure its hot in hell since you are near the core, its also hot in heaven up there when you get torched by the sun... believe what they tell you about paradise... they guarantee you paradise simply because when you think of paradise, the first thing that comes to your mind is the sun... and that is what they are going to give you, they give you the sun up close and personal...
treat the special days as their chinese new year... the ghosts you see never wear anything bloody from the tortures they received in hell, they were given a fresh clean set of clothes so they can go out and collect red packets and not scare thme away...
i wonder where is the exact location of the hell gates... supposed there is only one place where they can be released... how are they going to go back to their own countries... and since they all speak different languages... it must take an established international airport who can ensure the ghost passengers get on the right plane... and for that i can only think of... CHANGI AIRPORT... not surprising considering our geographical location and our society which is a mixed of east and west culture, all ghosts flock to our shores like mad...
1:14 PM
August 27, 2004 COLOURED.
i received quite a number of emails about a sg boy who needs blood becos he has leukaemia... weird huh, why would someone in need of help made appeals thru email... that email is most prolly going to end up being sent to the trash or marked as spam without even opening it... those who opened it are the ones who have their computers infected with viruses often...
at least they are smart enough not to attach any documents, otherwise even fewer people will go and read like me... need blood then they should like publish in the newspapers ma, like that much more effective... somemore those rich readers read the story usually will donate both blood and money...
i never felt pity for anyone who does that... i think it is pretty selfish... the email actually specify if you want to donate, please indicate you are donating to that person... he think he is the king or what, must be given priority one meh...
you donate because you want to do a good deed... and that means helping the society, not you waste money to NKF and say this money goes to that particular so-and-so patient... the rest all must pay by themselves, i only offer to help him...
its indirectly telling the rest of the patients to just go and die... blame who? blame themselves for not having enough influence, for being so fat and ugly that people feel disgusted to have their blood running inside an ugly person...
if its rare blood then thats another matter, since not many have rare blood types... but his is A+ loh, that time i took the blood test for my IC, like nearly half of my class has A+ blood... and i strongly believe the blood centre has more reserves of this blood type than the rest...
call me cruel, i am a cruel person... but why beg when he isnt the only guy who has it... maybe i should send an email as well... i shall indicate that i have no money and no gf, so please if you can help, kindly help me find a gf and go rob a bank for me too... if you dun have the means, please send this to those who you think can help me, i will be eternally grateful to you...
your first reaction confirm will be "are you kidding me?" and then "what a despo"... well thats what i thought too when i saw this plea for blood email...
you only care when someone close to you is sick, what about the rest... "aiya, it doesnt bother me leh, i duno him, what for help... i only help my friends"... see, why should i help when i duno him at all... sometimes death is better than living... anyway you die liao still have to wait until september then can go back hell...
6:59 PM
August 26, 2004 COLOURED.
today is either gay day or every lady is having their period today... the sun was shining brightly after yesterday's rain... and usually the turnout at the pool will be quite a lot for such fine weather... the white white male bodies are there but not a single girl in sight... the lifeguards see liao oso sian, i see their faces like so sian like that... low morale and no mood to save people if people really drown... lol
gay day becos full of guys, and got ah pek want to ba me leh... i lie down there nua nua then he go and ask me not hot ar... hot meh, so cold like aircon loh, like living in antartica loh, cold until i dun wear anything else except for my swimming trunks... -________-``` ... this is singapore and it is well known for its sunny weather, enough said... he could have tried other pick up lines like "let me help you wipe off the sweat on your body~~"... but ah pek being ah pek, no matter how horny he is, old people are always very conservative la...
i went to the toilet to cool down... dun ask me of all places why the toilet... becos toilets always give you a comfortable feeling... and when you have that feeling, you will relax and have no problem sleeping inside... i check myself on the mirror while going out then i saw my back view... SHIT, i exposed my butt crack! wah lau and no one tell me about it loh... i have been doing it every tuesday and thursday and i didnt realise it sia...
i didnt know i wear so low leh... i think my butt numb numb one, cannot feel where my trunks is covering at the back... siao liao la, i go swimming pool to catch ppl exposing themselves... but then ended up the one being exposed is me... no wonder my upper butt is not white... i duno the proper term for that la, i call it upper butt, middle butt and lower butt... must pull my trunks higher up next time, then the butt cheeks can face some sun... otherwise look like two white buns down there...
if anyone gave me a gstring swimming trunks as a gift, i think i will go wear it... just praying that the lifeguards dun pull me up, my parts still got cover 1 leh, just close your eyes la... after all, an even tan looks better than here dark, there white... like you playing hei bai pei like that... =D
4:55 PM
disappear disappear... thinner thinner... into the air... vanish vanish... into the air...
when you feel down because things are not going right for you due to your own miscalculations... all you want next is just to be left alone... you dun need moral support from anybody... trust me, i know this one...
when you are feeling bad already ar, then your "helpful" friends come and ask you what happen... you really wish they can shut the fuck up and dun ask a single thing... as concerned as they may seem, they do more harm than good... it is just like rubbing salt to your wounds, want to see how bad you are while they are living the good life... how much do you know of the lows the person is encountering anyway when all you know is go out happy happy...
i saw that olympics womens marathon where paula radcliffe was forced to retire halfway in the way because of fatigue i think... the world record holder was leading the pack for quite a while then after that she stopped running le... she just walk walk and there were tears in her eyes... the supporters by the roadside were all cheering her on, trying to egg her to continue while comforting her... she did try to start running again but she stops again and starts walking...
its pretty shitty to have people cheering for you when you are already out of the chase because you know you have already lost it yet people for duno what reason still trying to get you to continue... you think what she superman issit, can comeback from behind and win the race huh...
duno her but for me, i think its humiliation which i cannot take... especially when you are pretty good at the particular sport and considered one of the favorites...
an example would be i swim halfway then my swimming trunks came off while in the middle of a race... i could either choose to continue chionging my swimming without my swimming trunks or i could have quickly grab my swimming trunks and lose the race becos of that...
the crowd may start clapping out of pity for me... but the only thing that comes to mind is i want to get away from there as soon as possible... away from people, away from those who have seen that incident... every person wants to be remembered for their achievements, not some stupid cock-ups or embaressing moments... its a pill thats hard to swallow when you're one of the best and all eyes are on you to perform...
that is just an example la... no one in the olympics will lose their swimming trunks in swimming since virtually all of them are wearing body suits... track and field events is where cock-ups usually happen... run halfway cramp, repeated false starts, failing to clear the hurdles properly, stepping over the white line whenever you attempt long jump or triple jump, never catch batons properly during the relay...
track and field is where the best can and will have their pai sei moments... you fail never mind, just dun drag anyone along the way okie... the hurdles event got 1 girl fail to clear the first hurdle and she like losing her balance... she tries to continue running but it was obvious she is going to fall... once she falls then thats it for her liao... so she did what most driven runners would have done -- to continue without falling...
a person's natural reaction when you are about to fall is to grab something, anything that is near you... just like you are drowning, the first thing the lifeguard come for you, you will be grabbing and pushing him down so that you can go up and breathe... anyway that girl tried to grab something from her surroundings... you know what she did next? she grabbed nothing loh and the whole body was off balance and going towards the next lane... then she accidentally hit the other person in that lane, taking her along for the ride...
this tactic really very pro leh... its like "if i cannot finish the race, you must also die with me"... lol we need more people like this to form a singaporean suicide bomber squad... anyone who dares mess with us will have to deal with the suicide squad...
10:16 AM
in this world, no means yes and yes means no... this applies to so-called polite ppl who allow themselves to be bullied... actually it can also mean they are bootlickers or people who just dun wan to create trouble...
when you are in need of cash and your friends or relatives offer to help... you will say no even though you already struggling to buy your meals liao... a case of having strong backbone and pride?... if it was me, i will take the money with 2 hands -- provided no one saw me do it...
used to go to my godmother's shop with my mother when i was young... and she always give me some small change for me to buy some snacks... then my mother always say dun wan dun wan and she will take the money back from me and return to her... in the end i was used to saying no to my godmother offers becos i know my mother will say no cannot take...
even though my mindset back then was, ppl give money, i of cos go and take la, who so stupid dun wan to take... heck i still havent changed, but grow old liao like no body want to offer me money leh... only got my uncle offer to buy me handphone... yet do you know my first response? i actually said no... i should have said eh buy me the latest model and the phone bills you help me pay, i still schooling that time... you see the results of being trained to said no when you really mean yes...
you will say yes when you mean no when it comes to people asking flavors from you... i duno you but it applies to me... and i think it applies to most as well since not everyone likes to be called a meanie... some cant be bothered as they either too meanie or they can simply afford not to help people... meaning they have the power to do what they like, whenever they like...
its okie for people to come to me for help... PROVIDED i know how to help them and i have got the time to do it... if the two requirements cant be met, then im sorry... i will still help but i will hate you for taking up my time when i am busy doing something else... i am a pretty calculative person do you know that... the more you ask for my help while i am busy, the more i will get irritated... even though i may still look normal to you, i am a volcano waiting to erupt really... the only way to appease me is to do something nice in return... not sure what can be considered nice as payback, probably its something i need or something i desire and i didnt have it... which is what toy is pretty good at... always got so many flavors to ask yet he always deliver the goods just when i am about to burst...
you would have definitely experienced encounters where you say "sure, i will do what i can to help you"... what you really meant is "why ask me at this point of time, why me, why not someone else"... it is a bother especially once you have agreed to help, the next thing you see is your friend going out with some other people to play or shopping or relax... this is like such a big fuck man, here you are doing his work and there he is out there enjoying himself...
no use acting the tough hero by being quiet and doing his job because this is not a movie... there is no one to sympathise with your hardship, so all your efforts are just going down the drain... thats why i only help those when i think they have tried... if theres no effort being done before coming for help, it is just disgusting leh... duno why some people so bu yao lian one... all their skin like super tough, unbreakable like that...
sometimes you cant really tell if the helpee is working hard or not... especially when you tell him many many times how it should be done... and you always end up getting the same answer "cannot leh... how come different from what you say 1... aiya why so cheem one..." all these signifies that you are summoned to help him... maybe he really tried before asking for help, or he could have just faked it by saying he tried when he actually slept the whole day...
how nice it would be if i say yes to money offered to me and no to flavors from people... but i know in this world i cant because we are all dependant on someone either directly or indirectly... it feels so bad to be called a moron when you are just being yourself... lol
1:57 AM
August 23, 2004 COLOURED.
i didnt know that table tennis got so many china mei mei to see sia... LOL
Miao Miao (Australia)
see, even the name so cute, miao miao... lol... never had a chance to see her in action because singapore only prefer to show singaporeans in action and the finals...
Kyung Ah Kim (South Korea)
she's the one who shattered singapore dreams of a medal... she looks more like from north korea then from south korea judging by her skin color... usually south korean gers skin is white... she looks like she has been working in the farmland under the sun like that... anyway she looks like a beach girl leh...
but its very irritating to see her play... no one plays table tennis like she does... everyone prefers to attack while she is casually stroking the ball around... she concentrates on making her opponents make unforced errors... and she succeeds on most occasions... check out how many points li jia wei has given away to her... its much more than the number of points kyung ah kim won herself loh...
Niu Jian Feng (China)
shes the one on the furthest right... her face like very familiar leh... or maybe its just one of those faces which quite a number of ppl oso have... a common face in short... i thought she looks like some korean actress... then on closer look i thought i have seen her somewhere in sg b4... whatever... check out the ger next to her... no offence but she looks like a guy to me... china play cheat issit, womens doubles become mixed doubles...
Zhang Yi Ning & Wang Nan (China)
that shot looks like a lesbian couple, yi ning the butch and wang nan the ger... joking la... when current world number 1 and former world number 1 (now world number 2) combine, what are the chances of winning womens doubles for their opponents... they massacre their opponents en route to the gold...
Wang Nan & Zhang Yi Ning (China)
yet another shot of them, this time in close up... wang nan really looks like a korean leh... even though she's a bit meaty, but this type is still acceptable loh... no meat how to whack hard hard, how to become world champion... though zhang yi ning totally contradict my statements previously...
Zhang Yi Ning (China)
she really ren bu ke mao xiang loh... so skinny but you should have seen her play... no wonder she's number 1, she whacks the ball way faster than any other girls out there... the ball really zoom very fast leh... no wonder that north korean who beat both our local gers kena trash 4-0... total domination over her opponents... if li jia wei compete against her, i wouldnt dare to watch our cute li jia wei kena humiliation...
Li Jia Wei (Singapore)
i thought she did very well to get into the semis liao... actually she has a good chance to get into the final to face zhang yi ning if not for that immense pressure from us... everytime she shouts and clench her fists whenever she wins a point is like a dream sequence like that sia... like sailormoon like that, so CUTE...
yet another picture of her... shes quite good at ball spins although she tends to make errors whenever she whacks the ball...
the olympics womens table tennis has satisfied my china girl fetish sia... other competitions not so nice to watch, most would ogle at beach volleyball and their butts... but i am not really into butts, i prefer china girls really...
(PS: the pictures are taken from the olympics website fyi)
10:48 PM
time of writing is 2230 on a sunday night... and the prime minister is still babbling about stuff which i never bother to listen... if i cant even listen to lectures during class while i was still a student, what are the chances of me sitting through such a long talk... he has already spoke for 2 hours and 30 minutes, yet he shows no signs of stopping... want to talk until midnight then let the ghosts come then he will stop issit... i want to watch that channel u ghost show oso cannot, and the news somemore haben show yet... so jialat, his first national day rally so long, like after this then he no more chance to talk again liao huh...
i just wonder will he talk about the chickens... i need the chickens and ducks and eggs leh... how can anyhow ban as and when you like... the bird flu was worse last time, this time like minor minor only also need to make such a big fuss out of it... anyway its really damaging news to those chicken rice sellers... even though their chicks are totally harmless, people shun them like diseases... you only get the virus when you come into contact with live chickens anyway... tt time got 1 sell chicken 1 say, the first one to be hit is the farmers, then the transporters, then the suppliers, then the sellers, and finally to the consumer... he say what is there to be scared of for consumers when they are standing at the end of death's gate... scared to die, not scared to make a fool out of yourself on national tv singapore idol... sorry but we singaporeans can be weird at times...
sometimes support can be quite a curse... everyone has the olympics fever becos of what ronald susilo and li jia wei has achieved... yet one by one they falter when it matters the most... it first began with susilo match in the quarter finals... everyone was expecting him to go through since he has disposed of that no.1 lin dan... then mediacorp starts to do some heavy advertising of his quarter final match... duno emphasize how many times it is going to show the match live... the minister oso crazy, go to the sports hall to watch the match with other "patriotic" citizens... the result --- he lost big time...
next up, li jia wei... this time the media was more cautious, her quarterfinal match is in the early morning and they didnt bother to advertise too much... result --- she beat former world no.1 and current olympic gold champion wang nan... and everyone got excited again, shes now in the semi finals and with a very realistic chance of getting a medal... the advertisements started coming fast and furious... and the minister again crazy to sports hall to watch the match with more "patriotic" citizens... end result --- she lost after leading 3 sets to one...
so sad sia, after watching cute li jia wei lose, the way she focus, the way she shouts after winning every point is like so cute leh... no wonder susilo likes her, he also like china girls like me eh... i thought she might have win if the media dun bother about her... then she dun have to worry so much about her performance... it can be quite pressurising when people are expecting something from you...
to produce champions, singapore needs to abolish its education system... make every kid join sports school then everyday play sports no need study... like that then got improvement... the foreign talent that we attracted to our shores just to become a citizen were successful simply because they train long hours everyday... our own kids train long hours with their pc playing games only and homework homework homework...
we will never be successful when the atheletes are not happy with their associations... tt time the tv invited one of the runners who never go to athens for an interview... i thought he was there to say some analysis and the usual stuff... actually he was there to voice out his unhappiness over the track n field authorities... those things were supposed to be kept quiet and discussed among themselves one ma, talk on tv somemore, he super win...
its 2300 now and the prime minister has finally finished his speech... and i have just finish defragging my c drive... just defragging for fun to pass the time... its the F drive that i really want to defrag badly... in case you didnt know, you better start defragging your drives when one of them starts to make a lot of sounds while accessing files... becos it sounds very irritating and its a sign that it is dying on you...
10:12 AM
August 21, 2004 COLOURED.
i have a fucked up neighbour who lives next next door on my right side... he who always brings his small daughter and son walking along the corridor around 8pm every single day... he never takes them to the playground, the corridor is the playground for them...
and every single day without fail, the daughter will come racing to my flat and stay there like she was a convict behind bars... monkey see, monkey do, the son oso go and follow... except he does one better than the ger, he shakes the gate the way ultimate warrior comes out and shake the ropes...
this is not your house, so who are you to come shaking the gate... heck even if its my house i oso wun go n shake the gate loh... i should heat the bars real nice and burn their delicate hands...
not only that, the daughter oso go n play wth the bicycle outside always go n ring the stupid bell... and sometimes take the tortoise residence to play too...
kids being kids, let them be... its the fucking parent who is not doing anything... u are damn right he only care about their safety and dun give a shit about the potential damage his kids could cause...
everytime he say "didi, dun like that"... "why u always dun listen"... "dun go n touch ppl things"... "uncle come n scold liao"... LIKE FUCK LIKE THAT
he talk the talk but he dunno how to walk the walk... knn he only say say but then he never beat them or slap them or hit them or at the very least pull them away... he continue to let his son shake the gate, let his daughter ring the bell even though he say dun do that, he never really stop them anyway...
basket, talking to them is like u telling me to memorise for exams... beating them however, is as effective as u telling me to remember BoA until the day i die... they so young u talk wat u think they understand meh... like i say i will give you 1 million dollars when u turn 16 while u are still 1 month old... when u are 1 month old all u know is drink milk milk, orh orh, cry cry and masak masak...
go and slap ur kids before i do that for u... they are lucky becos there are always ppl at my house around tt time... when im alone, i think i will really snap... but maybe i just close the door in front of them and give the father a black face... then hopefully maybe the visits will decrease...
7:00 PM
Watching a film is like standing in front of a painting. It's talking to you and it's about a circle from the screen to the viewer and the viewer to the screen to the viewer. Once the circle starts rolling, the same film can be seen 100 different ways by 100 different people. That's why I refuse to explain my films."
I refuse to give explanations for any film I make. Films can be abstract and abstractions exist in everyday life and they give us a feeling, and our intuition goes to work, and we make sense of it ourselves. - David Lynch
well said, no wonder his films always end up so hard to understand...
1:24 PM
August 20, 2004 COLOURED.
this is wat u get for starting ur day way too early... as in u wake up and u start doing ur daily activities, not u wake up go drink water or go toilet then go back to sleep again... the time was 7am... and i looked like i kena box by ghost like that...
how long has it been since i have to wake up so early, like 4 months ago loh... it is not by choice 1 la, tt stupid light... duno whether u can consider as good or a bad thing... first it helps to readjust my body clock so that i will have no problems dealing with the slp early, wake early routine in NS... secondly, my parents will be delighted for totally different reasons... my mother happy that i am "normal" again, my father happy that electricity bills is going to drop...
anyway quite a number of incidents have happened since the 7th month... i have missed out on the graduation ceremony... from what i have learnt, i think i am the only one in my class who opted not to go... so what if its a once in a lifetime thing, as long as it is wasting my time and require some special attire, i am not going to the stupid ceremony... i dun have white long sleeve shirt loh... then still must dressed properly, must take out earrings, must gel hair, must not look bored, must smile and shake hand and take the fake cert, must go backstage to exchange for real cert... i dun regret not going becos theres no one special down there oso loh...
and toy went off for army yesterday while i was still sleeping... and the sirs must be punishing him while i am lying down by the poolside like supermodel... lol, he so extra inside ns still ask me to help him do things... but its okie with me la since he has helped me not a lot really, but the times when he helped were always critical...
ppl are really so daring these days, yesterday is perhaps the hottest day of the week so far and everyone was at the swimming complex... can see that not a lot care about the old superstitions of ghosts grabbing legs while u inside the water... actually the lot also dun have anything to worry about when they are not inside the water at all throughout their stay... i say they are daring becos they never put suntan lotion or sunblock leh... i see liao blur, all so good can tahan the heat meh, i think they go home the skin all red and bloody itchy...
and guess wat, i dream about victoria beckham 2 nights ago... all i remember is i was threatening her with something if she go n tell beckham about it... lol forget wat i threaten her with liao, sadded man... think of BoA so much but never dream of her before...
2:19 PM
August 19, 2004 COLOURED.
that was the lights in my room... and the thing just burn away happily... of all things to burn, go and burn that one which i duno how to replace it... burn the tube ma, then i can replace, tt 1 how to take out, the screws so damn tight... i think my father also wun know how to get it out...
shall keep things short here, the picture is pretty self explanatory and it is night now and my eyes hurt... blog more in the morning when there's sunlight...
7:27 PM
August 18, 2004 COLOURED.
fishie fishie and her eggies... so matronly sia...
duno wat happen to her la, irregular periods... the past few months never lay eggs, then now like hormones raging ultra horny laid eggs thrice within 2 months...
she is always very protective of her eggs, from gentle gentle to aggressive beast whenever the male tries to get near the eggs... such is the power of motherly love... but if the eggs are not fertilised, she always ends up eating them... can u imagine how it feels like to eat ur own children?
so if u cannot bear as many children as she can in 1 shot, then give her a clap...
10:00 PM
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KUA TIO GUI WOR!!!!!
i decided to release a picture of me every morning when i wake up... without brushing teeth, without washing face, without making hair, without bothering to open my eyes... basically its the type of look where u just dun bother to look a bit bit bit bit bit more nicer...
this special promotion will be ongoing for the whole 7th month of the lunar calendar to coincide with the ghost festival... i hope to capture more ghostly pics of me as well as maybe other ghosts images which may want to join me... actually i wan to c wat type of hairstyle i wake up with every single day... becos the bed is like my personal stylist like that... every time the hair always different from other days... too bad this one is not clear enough, the lighting not good enough...
i know ugly la, but like i care like that, i believe everyone look their worst at home... who wears makeup at home, put alot of gel on ur hair, wear contact lens... thats y i everytime c movies so weird 1, why couples always kiss first thing when they wake up... everyone slp wake up liao will have bad breath ma, unless u sleeping still can drink water or something... it may look romantic in the movies, but better dun try it la...
if u can stand each other's garlic breath, then i supposed both oso no need bathe liao, smelly oso never mind... then shit oso never wipe ass...
u know why couples always got affairs? becos they never expect their spouses to look like that at home... u are like so used to seeing ur spouse at their best whenever u go pak tor or wat... then married or live together suddenly u think u are living with a stranger, in short it means KUA TIO GUI WOR!!! so they go out and affair affair loh, better than go home see ghost everytime...
ugly is in, pretty is not... get ppl to see ur more plain side, so they wun die of heart attack when they get to see it unexpectedly... u know everyday u go out and u look ugly... one day u go n make nice nice look mei mei go out... everyone will blur blur then all drool... later u get compliments from all over saying getting prettier n prettier liao or more n more yandao liao... i think its much better than u becoming more n more ugly becos u are pretty or yandao in the first place...
and a tactic which my friend told me once... always go out with ppl uglier than u so that u will stand out among ur group... even though u may look normal, but chances of u getting tackled by strangers is higher than u hang out with ppl better looking than u... sounds kinda lame to me, but i think its kinda true la, especially when im at the pool... even if u look downright ugly, as long as u are the only opposite sex, ppl will look at u 1...
i am not going to persuade everyone to tackle ppl based on looks only, becos i know i cant win with my looks anyway, lol... as usual, always research the person's characteristics thats more important... too bad, love at first sight only happens becos of looks and not characteristics... characteristics only occur after hanging out for quite some time, provided they give u the chance to go hang out...
so everyone happy hunting during the ghost festival while i go n find my ghost gf... i sure hope she grabs my leg while im swimming... :D
those who cannot find one never mind, dun cry becos before that u oso cannot find, just take it that u got more time for urself to enjoy... making a relationship work takes 2 hands to clap, making ur own life work takes only one... :D :D :D
oh ya, before i forget, dun u tink the pictures look like beauty n the beast? =D =D =D
2:09 AM
August 17, 2004 COLOURED.
ever eaten fish with green bones? for the first time of my life, i have found out some fish have green bones instead of the usual white types when they're cooked... when i saw it i thought what u know, alienated fish hyrid or duno wat.. i was so afraid the meat got poison or not, how come the whole bones is green one... like kena bitten by some poisonous insect then poor fishie got sick and no fish doctor to heal it, and the toxic slowly spread...
by the way, the fish is not sick, it really has green bones by nature... duno wat species is it though...
8:53 PM
lancing lights! lets go lancing lancing on the lance floor~
lol, bring in more dynamics to make the blog more stylo milo than anyone else... i want to put rainbow colors 1 at first, but then the rainbow dun look like rainbow like that, more like rojak colors... my blog oso cannot put too much rainbow colors la, wait ppl say i gay...
but its okay, i am gay, u are gay, we are one big family~ why does rainbow color has to symbolise gay anyway, i think its more towards happy than the homosexual part... everyone who sees a real rainbow will feel happy ma, where got ppl see rainbow then go EEeeeEE si gay... so i am going to substitute happy with gay...
i feel so gay today leh... i go and play the water slide when the lifeguards are not watching, LOL... alone go n play the water slide damn paisei 1 u know, then today so heng that place the lifeguard not around i quickly go up and WhhhEEEE.... if got friends then no scared la, becos they know is play play only... ownself go alone the guard will think u crazy or wat, so old still wan to play... i didnt know going down is going to be so long, like neverending like that, keep swirling n swirling n swirling... then when hit the water liao hor like drowning like that, ur whole body just plunges down like that, feel so fat wor buah buah buah buah buah...
a word of advice for gers wearing bikinis... tie it up damn tight, otherwise u will regret when u hit the waters... my swimming trunks ended up geting pulled up so high like the fashion long long time ago where ppl always pull their pants up to their chest level tt type... buah buah buah buah buah, dun think it wun happen to u, gers going down water slides always ended up having their bikinis going up... not always la, but the probability is very high even though i have not seen it in person... after all i oso no time to camp down there hope for some good things to happen to my eyes... most of the time is spent inside the pool, or face getting covered by towel... i dun bother to see anything unless got something keep disturbing me...
5:00 PM
August 16, 2004 COLOURED.
watching japan hour and their japanese eating ramen reminds me of instant noodles... i dun see any difference between ramen n maggi mee... other than their long hours to prepare the soup stock and char siew... the rest is the same ma... why would u wan to pay $4 for some ramen when i can cook u nice mee for $1... taste the same, u wan wat flavors can go supermarket buy too... i charge $1 i still earn a lot leh...
somemore my culinary skills is second to none sia, no one cooks instant mee as well as me... at least thats what i think, becos i dun puke whenever i eat my mee... somemore the flavoring they provide is like so much better than wat u eat outside... even though its laden with lots of msg, outside food oso around the same la...
duno why the japanese like to eat ramen so much... 1 minute slurp slurp then everything gone liao, end up eat like never eat like that, then ur stomach still feel so hungry... yet they eat like they are enjoying themselves... always oishi oishi... down here at singapore eat got no feeling 1 leh, dun feel like going oishi, oishi... only feel like going wah lan eh, cheat money 1, serving so small, for baby eat 1 ar...
maybe it has got to do with the weather ba, down there so cold eat liao can feel the warmth... down there so hot eat liao only sweat more... but too bad la, no one wants to eat food that is cold anyway...
while watching, i was observing how they eat... it has been bugging me for some time now since i almost every night eat mee liao... i kept wondering do ppl actually chew or slurp their noodles... since young i have always been slurping... it beats chewing becos its so much faster... and it feels more shiok leh the feeling of letting the whole thing go down ur throat in full... like snake slithering down like that...
so i watched, and most slurp, the male host was chewing away... the rest were all slurping away... maybe the gers paisei then chew so as to look more feminine... that dead or alive movie where the guy take shotgun and shoot a gangster's stomach while he was eating ramen... his stomach end up got hole then the noodles came out from there, in whole... how lovely...
6:18 PM
my greatest achievement to date!!! i managed to get the fucking radio up on my blog liao, lol... lets just hope the server doesnt go down so easily... 10 rocking tracks for the first playlist which i dun think a lot of ppl will like la... unless u like rock or metal...
but dun worry la, i will change the playlist every now and then... the frequency of changing will be long though, after all i am playing 10 songs leh... and rest assured u wun get migraines for the latter playlists... i dun have so much rock songs that i consider nice, and most of oldies...
in case u dun see a popup when my site loads, or something is wrong with the radio... set ur firewall settings lower a bit... zonealarm users set cookies, ad blocking, mobile code control to off... then refresh then can le... dun worry la, i am not so bad to input virus in all ur pcs... i no time to do that sort of thing loh... other ppl using other firewalls i not sure whther can view properly or not... as long as u can see the progress bar moving, then its working, if its not working then after a while the progress bar full means u have to set lower liao...
enjoy ur day in the meantime, everything is fixed on my pc liao... all i need is just office then can relac one corner liao... =D
12:07 AM
August 15, 2004 COLOURED.
the unthinkable has happened... the pc actually died on me very very late last night... i oso duno wat happen la, i was just trying to test out toy's game then the whole thing begin to lag like siao... tried restarting the system and end up getting blue screen, cant even go in to windows screen loh... lucky i still got another OS as backup... but oso quite useless anyway when there are no programs in there...
end up today whole morning making checklist then go format partition... got rid of Win ME becos it cannot install properly... thank god to the ppl who created partition magic... lol, save me so much trouble sia, merge 2 drives together n convert to fat32 while the data is still not formatted yet... so pro sia, oh and many more thanks to those crackers... LOL...
still need to go get alcohol soft and office... antivirus currently dun have but not important enough since got firewall liao... the only good thing about the whole thing is it made me organize my files properly... at least in terms of programs la, last time it was all over the place nia...
the sound in winxp is much better than win me leh... i didnt know about it until i go open winamp and listen to my songs... sound so much different when i was still using ME... and it has pretty good memory management skills too... so long never use xp liao, need some time to get used to it again...
give me some more time to fix my things so that i wun bore u with the details... :D
4:18 PM
August 14, 2004 COLOURED.
i was busy playing around with some webhosting site since yesterday and i am still very excited about it... was supposed to put my radio on my blog 1... not the rather lame lousy quality converted song that is playing right now... its called radio blog something which acts like a player like tt for songs, all i have to do is put some songs in the playlist and then ppl come here can listen to the songs like winamp like that... it is much faster to play the songs like that than waiting for the lousy version to finish loading in my opinion...
but u are still listening to the crap alienated sound of did my time... lol, duno is i suay or wat, i registered with the webhosting site ar... the next day the server is like down loh... the site duno y so act cute, still say 99.9% uptime... u mean the downtime i am experiencing is the small 0.1% huh... i got all the songs ready to upload and play liao loh... then end up like that... so sian...
anyway it says it is in the midst of changing servers becos more n more ppl are signing up... hopefully it will be up tml then i can go n put my radio up liao... not that a lot of ppl will be anticipating it since my first playlist is songs that get me in the mood... which means the music will be pretty loud and headbanging-inducing~... keeping my fingers crossed becos even if the hosting is back up, it doesnt mean that the radio thing will work becos need to edit something...
once that is done, i will try to relocate to movable type... yea, i am going to get rid of blogger although chances are that is pretty slim, i think it can be done with plenty of trial and error... my only fear is i wun have sufficient space and bandwidth which could mean my site will be like a normal human being like that... end up have to be down for 8 hours to get its beauty sleep... but whatever la, judging from the number of visitors i have, should be can handle the small traffic la... only duno how much bandwidth is used everytime...
by the way, some kid so stupid go n buy my christmas paint brush for 89800nps... lol, it is available at other shops for way much cheaper loh, cheapest i have check is 60k... of cos thats not realli the cheapest if u include those who input 1 digit less... i always pity those who priced their items at such low prices... u know its not done on purpose becos its always one digit less... i managed to get a spooky treasure map the other day for 700 when it should be selling for 7.5k+...
in case u are wondering, no i am not playing neopets actively... i only surf around while eating or in between breaks watching movies... u can really make money without being too active u know, other than buy stocks everyday, go explore terror mountain, they have some nice random events over there...
when i say that, i dun mean to tell u to slowly explore... u are supposed to press F5 repeatedly on almost every single available terror mountain sub pages... seriously go n try it, the probability of hitting random events is much much higher at terror mountain than other places... and u always end up with snow related items, snowballs, neggs, christmas paintbrush... not say everytime confirm get la, but u cfm will can have 1 negg a day... if u lucky can have paintbrush... other random events is oso gd if not better... its hard to get codestones, faeries, petpetpets, paintbrushes, treasure maps at terror mountain... christmas pb cant be compared to darigan pb, it can sell for 1 million nps leh... chances of getting random events at other worlds is quite rare actually... at least that is what i think la, i haven done a test yet although chicken has tried it b4 and he has some nice items... the problem is he opened 13 browsers reloading every 2 seconds n left it overnight, my computer can only handle 2 windows for 5 seconds before it loses connection...
nvm, dun ask for too much... continue to stay at terror mountain earn small gains can le... anyway i still dun have enough money to get the 2 dolls...
2:54 AM
August 13, 2004 COLOURED.
its thursday... i was so excited to catch ppl red-handed... yet i ended up empty-handed... i am so pissed... how can he put me aeroplane... but then again, it would be no fun if u can predict every movement of a psycho... just like in the movies, the detectives always act stupid until towards the end when out of nowhere they got some inspiration...
so sad i didnt see him again, maybe i spent too much time getting some sun... i think by the end of august i will look like malay soon... so ppl can stop talking to me in chinese becos aku tak tawu!
(ps: u are listening to the alienated version of did my time, converting wma always end up like tt 1 :( )
12:45 AM
August 11, 2004 COLOURED.
11... toy took the napfa test at 0730, i was still busy sleeping... he need nt bother about taking the test anyway when he knows the outcome of it... but some ppl are just stubborn, even with a slim chance of making it, they will take it...
its useless even if he miraculously managed to pass the test... becos theres no way the authorities are going to let him have his way... after all he is supposed to go in next week, to postpone that date, u must pass the test 3 weeks before the date... now left 1 week only loh, they where got time to change the date for him...
he will complain that he was supposed to go last week but all the ssc facilities were close for that day becos of some unknown reason... on a rare mistake on his part, it wasnt fate that the facilities were closed on his last day to redeem himself... instead he got the dates wrong, last week is still 2 weeks away, and that is insufficient, u need at least 3 weeks... which means 2 weeks ago he should have taken the test... i didnt realise something was wrong until i remember he was going in next week... august 19 seems so far away to me and then its oreadi 11 liao...
now that hes going pretty soon, i will be left alone for one and a half month... and that means i have to rush things abit more liao... i still haben play my games and i still haben clear my movies and i still haben become african...
oso not much mood to gym, working it out alone always has the increased pressure to do better than the rest... and men are such vainpots, everytime do finish 1 excercise always go neat the mirror to see their body... some more funny keep sweeping hair, u got train ur hair in gym 1 huh, what for sweep hair... a fun fact u should know -- most dun have six-pack and they have chicken legs... so much for the obsession of bigger chest than women, bigger arms that they all end up with chicken legs... its true u know, if u notice many of them got nice upper half body but the below all like gu niang like that... a good thing i got run, at least not so jialat... that time i do the squat kena told off by 1 bloody uncle... he tell me to take heavier weights to begin with... siao kia, i take any more heavier my legs will give way 1... anyway i only do squats when i am alone becos toy never do squats 1... so next week onwards i will train my legs become tough meat, then i can tell the uncle why he so weak...
7:44 PM
everything wasnt going to plan on monday... movie marathon has to be stopped becos relatives are coming over... duno y my mother like to tell them to come over everytime she's at home... then my cousin tell me she wan to play wrestling with me i blur blur... what for play wrestling with me, she wan to commit suicide izzit...
then i saw her taking the ps2 out of my another cousin's bag... video game wrestling nia, i thought she wan me to slam her, or break her limbs... very xia suay, too long never play end up so rusty liao... only win her once and draw thrice... she could have beat me easily if she knows how to pin me... she damn pro leh, virtually manipulating my character becos its so beaten up it almost cannot do anything... damage this part then go n damage another part, i only know how to damage one part only nia... maybe its a sign that i have matured liao...
and i was forced to watch the ndp becos i cant use my computer anyway... the way the ministers shake their bean cans is like so retarded... a disgrace to the nation really, the kids can do so much better than them, they like no sense of rhythm loh...
a lot of talk has been going on about the singapore idol... its a bit sad when ppl think its a comedy sitcom type of show... the main objective is to find real talent and ppl who can sing, not unearthing comedians n stephen chow wannabes... but the editors of the show did wat has to be done to pull in the ratings... they choose to show the comedians... as always, watch the auditions, dun watch the actual competition becos it will get very boring...
why does real talent requires u to sing those mariah carey and those powerful vox songs anyway... cannot sing those rap or lazy rock or metal or any new type of breakthru sounds meh... u wan someone with nice chords for wat, to form choir or sing soprano... ask jay chou to take part he confirm fail to make it past the audition for his lousy diction loh...
did i fail to mention that i have stopped watching tv except for jacky wu shows?
1:47 AM
August 09, 2004 COLOURED.
if u didnt know by now, other than the boring national day parade... there is something exciting happening in sentosa every year since 2001... becos there is the nation.04 party going on down there... it is not something which u should go down alone becos its a gay n lesbo party...
of all places they chose sentosa as the venue, why not pulau ubin or even better pulau tekong... down there got all the men they can grab... and of all days they chose national day... NYE, CNY, christmas dun have such mass gay parties...
they claim all races, all sexes are welcome, regardless or u are straight or crooked... quite true la, since the gays wun fall for straights anyway as the straights all either beer bellies or skinny like bones while the gays are all beefcakes...
gers like gays not becos they know the gays will not hanky panky... they like gays becos they are muscular n got the looks... luckily i go to ssc gyms, only uncles n lamers go there, but i wun be surprised if any one of them goes to the party... advice for all guys who go gym, dun anyhow tok to strangers... even though its just some harmless talk about building muscles, u never know what their eyes are looking at... i dun care if im labelled as cold by not talking to the regulars, i just dun wan any gays (if any) to get the wrong idea...
its such a pain trying to filter out the gays from the straights... becos they dun act like niang niang qiang and sissies, its the straights who are more prone to ah gua-ness... really they look just like any normal guy, except that they are way way way much more fitter... maybe i should join them too, provided boa permits and they dun mind my looks... :D
2:50 AM
its national day officially right now at 2am... so u are supposed to wear red and white to show ur patriotism... u are supposed to say how much u love singapore... and sing the national anthem so loudly like u have never sing it b4 during ur pri sch, sec sch days...
does patriotism really mean u have to go out and do those stupid things?... man u should have watched the channel u ren ren ai li preview of the ndp special... the audience were like being paid money like that to say they fucking love singapore... i bet they will be the first ones to go when it comes to war...
when u like something doesnt mean u have to go out n prove it... what is there to prove in the first place anyway... the fact that ppl wans proof means they are already feeling insecure... see la see la, attract so many foreign talent, now locals no job so dulan... still wan us to believe in them...
the real hardcore sg supporters are those hanging out at coffeeshops lim kopi bio beer aunties... see them talk with so much passion about anything that the parliament discussed about... but usually its always complaints and criticising la... those lame MPs should go kopitiam lim kopi shake leg n bio beer aunties with them to get in touch with the heartlanders... rather than driving their stupid Benz, and private housing with lots of diamonds and dining with duno wat high class ppl at some private fucking function...
u say u can sympathise with us... what do u really understand anyway when u dun take public transport, when u dun push kids with their stupid heelys shoes down the platform, when money doesnt mattter at all when there are hikes... of cos it doesnt bother them wat, they got their own cars...
national day means i can watch movies non stop becos there are no shows at all on that day... no thanks to the live telecast of the national day parade throughout all the local channels... what are they trying to do huh, spread propaganda like hitler ar, control all the tv programs and dun let us see porn, show the stupid ndp...
but its okie, the typical singaporean loves singapore just for that one day... once its gone, its "LIFE IN SG SO SUCKY"...
2:21 AM
August 07, 2004 COLOURED.
everytime i say something, ppl always go huh huh huh... am i speaking huh-lish... i say something they will always reply with huh huh huh one... it cant be helped that i mumble alot at home, so my parents n my sister always dun catch wat i am toking...
outside still okie leh, my friends can understand what i am saying... but sometimes toy oso duno wat i toking... haiz, its hard to find someone with the right frequency, one who will even understand what u are trying to say thru the encrpyted words and mumbling...
2 days ago, my mother was toking to me about something and i reply back... her response was the typical huh... so i repeated... and she repeated her huh... and i repeated again... she gave me a blur look... i repeated yet again... she say she duno wat i toking... so i repeat again n slowly... she say she still duno what i am toking... i repeated one more time for her... she look at me for a while and give me the blur look and say she still duno wat i toking... i got tired of repeating and after 1 minute, she go "orh"... 5 TIMES, i repeated 5 times then she get wat i was trying to say... i was not mumbling at all leh... maybe generation gap ba... young ppl n old ppl speak differently...
6:55 PM
August 06, 2004 COLOURED.
a funny piece i read from an email (this is not my piece of work) so there is actually someone better than me huh... @@
Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies
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1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will become an orphan.
2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manage to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and declared dead.
3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when traveling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.
4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.
5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.
6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.
7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots).
Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies
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1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.
3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.
4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from god-knows-where and join them in the dance.
5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his uncle and so forth.
6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!,Impossible!, Please forgive me!
7. They drop down on the ground and roll and roll while singing and came out with different clothing.
8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling eyes-lid, and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the same time without being out of breath.
8:11 PM
the art of getting dark
august seems to be a sunny month... this week already quite a number of clear weather days liao... and that means more n more ppl are going to the pool... getting dark is no easy task for the michael jacksons... u think its all about just lying down there like a dead corpse and thats it ar?... it requires extreme concentration and endurance leh... that is for first timers la... those ppl used to it one will find it very relaxing instead...
for ppl who want to get dark and think they cant becos their skin very easy white, u are WRONG... anyone and anybody can be as black as blackie... maybe u can get dark by playing soccer or basketball shirtless, but its harder that way la... the best sport to get dark is by swimming or sailing or wakeboarding or surfing... just any sport that requires u to be out in the waters... the reason being u can stay out there in the sun longer since the water is cooling... better than u go play soccer and end up burnt always...
its true different ppl got different tolerance to the heat... like how the gers always go "so hot so hot, dun wan to go out la~"... but tolerance can be trained... the first time i lie down there the most i stay for 15 minutes then thats it liao... i cannot tahan the heat, and i feel like i was getting heatstroke or something... now i can easily go on for more than an hour without fidgeting... but i dun go swimming pool to suntan only la... i always go n swim my laps first then lie down there nua... i think like tt better loh, since u swim finish liao tired then lie down there, u wan to fidget oso no strength to fidget...
dun care about wat the rest are doing, as long as u are comfortable, then stick with it... some like going to the pool for picnic like that... bring 1 big bag with snacks, cd player, books, waterbottle, a big towel to lie down... but usually they just bring their lotion only... for me i need small towel to cover my face... my face cannot take the heat and i dun like my face to be oily...
the less u wear, the better... best is dun wear anything la, but the police will catch... give them see free show still must catch, so lugi leh... wat for wear beach bermudas... sg guys so conservative ar... even the thighs oso cannot show to the public... and no ppl wan to see somemore loh, ppl only wan to see gers... guys naked oso no one interested, except for gays... the dumbest thing is to see ppl wearing one piece... u wear one piece u wan to tan wat shit... only ur hands n legs become dark loh, might as well go ns, free somemore... go swimming pool still must pay entrance fee...
today got ppl come and shoot some program... they got a fake guy go down the pool with a red kiddy float... then got one lifeguard down there busy memorising his lines... i oso duno wat they shooting... not sure they got capture me in it or not, lol i was swimming very near where the camera was aiming to and fro... the ppl oso never shoo me away, so i continue go there kajiao kajiao...
been a resident down there for abt 3 weeks liao and i still cant see any regulars around save for 2 ppl... 1 is an ang moh whose movements is so fast... her freestyle like those olympics competition like that... hands n legs were continuously moving at a fast pace, but she moves a tad slower, but still faster than my breaststroke...
the other is ur typical go to swimming pool not to swim but to lie down like zombie... she is the one with the picnic pack and one of the darkest ppl ard, her dark skin look like quite nice leh... but gers shouldnt go tanning at all in the first place la... becos will end up having white breasts unless they go those uv centres...
how lucky can i be... the other time i said something about a masturbating guy in a public shower room... it must be fate that it has happened again... the last time it was on a thursday after i check my posts... today is thursday... exactly one month later... what does he want anyway, is it some kind of ritual... every month the thursday go the shower room to masturbate... he think what, like women every month got period ar... but i think its a weekly affair or even worse, daily... at the same cubicle somemore... but thats okie la, just like i always go to the first cubicle...
i was already smell a rat liao when i go to my cubicle and the next door is like occupied and silent... i bathed and again i heard no sound from the other side... its deja vu all over again... i bend down to wipe my legs and i peep abit and saw something different though... his feet was facing towards my cubicle... then i was stunned loh, i was so afraid that he knows i am trying to peep at him... but i guess the masturbator cant be too free to check his surroundings anyway... another even more frightening thought came to my mind... he was busy filming me showering so he can upload to some peer to peer network with a VOYEUR_FIT_GUY_SHOWERING title and sorts... so i looked even longer, trying to spot any sights of a camera and luckily i found none...
as i wore my shorts, i saw him in his all familiar masturbating position... it definitely has to be the same person becos no one does it the way he does... although this time he was facing the other side... when i heard the hand action sounds, i know i have struck gold... actually i wanted to wait for him to come out so i can see his face... i wonder how does a despo face looks like... skali he is one of the lifeguards down there then that can be excused la, since they spend so much time down there and see so many babes come n go, they surely must be feeling excited ba... too bad somehow the poor chap seems to be impotent like that... i wait so long until can fall asleep loh, n he still dun wan to come out... if fate brought us together again... i will really wait for him to come out liao... even if it means sacrificing my lunch... but maybe its not fate la, i got a feeling he will be down there next thursday... pray for me and i will bring a camera to give u all the live action to catch a despo...
12:03 AM
August 05, 2004 COLOURED.
kids are really so annoying and irritating... how i wished i can pushed them down the platform while they are playing with their heelys shoes... slide some more, slide some more... i can make u go even faster 1 u know... but then i thought of the other passengers waiting to board the train... me being such a considerate man... pushing them down means hours of service disruption... and there will certainly be many disgruntled ppl around who cannot get to their destination becos of some stupid heelys kids who fell down the platform...
thats why if u wan to die unnaturally... dun die at train stations or roads... or any other place that can hinder public transport... if u do that, u must be some bloody rich person who doesnt even know how to use a ezlink card or getting around places using public transport... thats why u dun understand the frustation whenever there are jams, service disruptions becos of some freak accidents and stuff... wan to die, go stab urself at home, slash ur wrists, put some electric appliance in the water, open the gas n close the windows, jump off buildings, bang head against wall, eat many slimming pills, keep fingering ur throat until u vomit ur intestines out, gouge ur eyes out, force ur finger down the windpipe thru ur nostrils, bite off ur fingers, let the fridge land on ur body, get trampled by elephants, get drowned in monsoon drains... ANYTHING, just dun die in some public place that disturbs ppl... for sure witnesses will be traumatized by it, but they will prolly curse u for making them missing their dates...
"WAH LAN KNN, WHY SERVICE DISRUPT, GOT BODY NEVER MIND LA, JUST GO OVER THE BODY CAN LIAO, SQUASH IT FLAT, I STILL HAVE TO PROPOSE TO MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY 1~~~"
its not only about the heelys... its their mouths... they all talk so loudly like everyone is deaf like that... their timing always very accurate 1 i tell u... when u wan to sleep wan to sleep then they talk loudly near you, then when u wide awake, they were as silent as the lambs...
and the fact that gers think kids are more cute than me... like HELLO? how cute can kids be compared to me huh... what the hell do they like brats anyway, no wonder they say humans are born blind... ALL NO EYES TO SEE 1 ISSIT
i dun like it when they dun need to think for hours just to come up with such genius... u know what i mean, they always seem to have such terrific punchlines that ppl will always remember them... and they oso have some fantastic jokes which can send ppl laughing until their stomach all six pecs... usually they just blurt it out without blinking or anything... how smart is that... i guess the older you get, the more senile u become...
the only thing i like about them is at the swimming pool... hmm, no wait... make that after i have finished swimming... while im swimming, they love to kick me, and other ppl nearby... and splashing water, and all the other things... and WHY THEY SO GOOD CAN PLAY THE PLAYGROUND, I CANNOT PLAY!!!... tt time i go try the chinese garden one end up kena told off by the lifeguard... he say onli for kids, and theres a signboard indicating a age limit... unless of course u are accompanying a kid, then u canot go... any kids for adoption?... just so i can "accompany" my kid while i dump him by the sides and i go play the slide by myself... other than that, i like to watch kids after i finish swimming... they like so happy like that play with water...
i didnt go to the pool much when i was young... the times when i was happy as a kid is when i am at the playground... but nowadays the playground so laoya, so many things removed... the slide so rough u go down end up ur whole skin will tear off and can see ur nice white flesh...
thats it, my rage for kids... without them i cant derive any motivation from to run faster n faster... :X sorry for neglecting the blog for a while... becos i was too busy with blogunion... as well as neopets yesterday... got halfprice day yesterday mah, so must make more money!!!
1:26 AM
theres something wrong wif the tagboard... the server has been down lately... stupid idiots who keep getting tagboards and then leaving their boards to rot, if u are tired of blogging then just delete the account and delete ur tagboard account as well la, wat for leave there let other active users become so lag... and those massive spammers as well...
12:53 AM
August 02, 2004 COLOURED.
"Poetry is Liberty"
There is nothing,
There is Anything,
But there isn't,
Perhaps there is,
Perhaps there isn't,
Surely there is,
Said there isn't,
It's not true,
There is truth,
The lie, there is,
There is a lie,
The truth, there is,
No one knows,
No one cares,
We know nothing,
We know everything,
Still don't know,
There is an answer,
There isn't an answer,
The truth there is,
The truth there isn't,
The lie there isn't,
The truth there is,
The truth is a lie,
The lie is the truth,
I'm not sure,
Anyone is me,
I am anyone,
Everybody is me
I am everybody,
Like the truth becomes a lie.
1:06 AM
August 01, 2004 COLOURED.
i didnt know that its august liao... veri long never keep track of the dates... i still thought now is mid july... if i wake up tomorrow will it be september? i think there is a high possibility that i will completely forget to go for ns on the enlistment date... i wonder what happens then, will everyone wait down there like idiots just for me while i am still at the cck swimming pool hanging out at the jacuzzi with the aunties... or will they have some martial law, and get those elite soldiers to rappel down my block, crashed the windows, barged thru my locked door and captured me alive for attempting to ponten ns...
next time they really need to send some reminder letter for those who will be enlisted at a much later date... otherwise i think really can forget 1 leh... i duno how my friend going to cope, going in at december and being told of the date at may... it is just like i give u a paragraph to memorise for 5 minutes and u will be expected to remember the paragraph after 1 month's time... start of august and it means my hard drive is still not clear yet... come start of september i have to remind myself to get a hp and maybe shoes...
time is supposed to be slow moving for a slacker... but it isnt when u are watching movies... i cant get past 6 movies in 1 day... considering if u sleep for 6 hours, u have sufficient time to bathe n eat n do other things while watching 6 movies... yet i always ended up watching 3 and calling it a day... on weekdays its just 1 or even none... if i can stop my swimming, running, gymming... i would have enough time to do a lot of things... but that would make me become a couch potato... if only u could watch movies while u are sleeping... most ppl are already doing it, dreaming is a form of movies...
1:36 AM
i think i am beginning to hibernate... yesterday sleep at 2330, wake up at 10... watch some movie and went to slp at 1700 and wake up at 1900... duno why leh but my eyes feel so tired... or maybe i am starting to feel exhausted liao...
supposed u are reincarnated... surely u would have forgotten what u were in ur previous life right... becos when u die u have to drink the meng po soup that washes ur brain so that u can start afresh before going for rebirth... then why issit that the boy boy from "bungee jumping of their own" can remember some images of his previous life... even the gods oso so kiam 1, wanted to save on the soup they go n dilute it, thats why ppl still can remember abit of their previous life...
the reason i mentioned tt film was meant for gays n lesbians in blog union is that the boy was a girl in his previous life... and he cant forget his lover... so he went from straight to gay... a good excuse for all gays becos they can say they were gers in their previous lives... and that lover who didnt died but is older now actually like the boy even though he know it is wrong to be gay... yet whenever he sees the boy boy, it always reminded him of the ger...
so things start to get illogical and they ended up together without giving a damn to wat the old man's wife, the boy boy's gf n frens think... and they decided to end their lives together in hope that they will be reincarnated as boy n ger... if its ger n ger then they have to go n die again until they get the right combination...
if they can still maintain their identity after going thru so many reincarnations... i supposed i must be some animal some hundred years ago since i haben met anyone whom i have never seen b4 yet felt so close to...
1:05 AM
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August 31, 2004 COLOURED.
so let me be the one that shines with you so we can slide away... today...
the email about the guy is dead, oh great... how can someone who has cancer in the early stages die so fast... not that i am bothered about him, their reaction to that is horrifying... they said to stop forwarding... oh you mean people should stop donating blood to people and let others die since their patient is already gone...
i think the principal really bloody free leh, he is no longer a student of that school since he is already 20 yrs old liao yet the principal still want to help... if i got problem will my shuqun pri or swiss cottage sec or singapore poly will help or not... they would have been more busy planning the new school week because of the 5 day rule...
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the emptiness is feeling through -- the nothingness that we've all become
on the day i go and act filial, i thought i might be better off dead... go my grandparents house to eat the leftovers from the ancestors... no doubt we should respect the elders but if you are dead, you are nothing, just dead... why do we have to eat the stuff which we offered to them when the flies are already flying around and feasting on the food liao... they ought to change the rules whereby the living gets to eat and the leftovers shall be offered to the ancestors... that makes a lot of sense, once joss sticks finished burning, just toss the food to the bin can liao... i dun wan to eat cold food loh, must wait so long for the joss stick to finish then can take and eat... dead people dun need to eat good food anyway, we burn so much hell money they go and spend on where... strippers, prostitutes, gambling, drugs, drinks huh, surely they got spend the millions of dollars we burn every year on some good hell food...
my grandmother tell me i so free why never come and visit her... i love to, if there is a computer with internet connection or some video console that i can play with... staying down there just for 1 hour is already hell... to spend the whole day down there is worse than hell...
whenever i go there, the time just seems to stop, girls will like it alot right... since they will stop the ageing process, time really moves uberly slow over there loh... thats usually the case when you feel very bored... i went to sleep on the bed and the fan like no power like that... the blades are rotating but i dun feel the wind at all... nevertheless, i tried to sleep the boredomness away...
being at my grandmother's house just made me realise how much staying at home is so much better... everyone ask me staying at home not bored ar... the way i see it, when i am bored, the time is supposed to stop... but being at home for so long, the time doesnt seem to stop, and i dun seem to have enough time for everything... heck sometimes i go outside the time also will stop one...
depending on what day is it, i will either work out or swim for at least 2 hours... if its swimming, i can spend up to 4 hours down there... i take up 2 1/2 hours for my 3 meals... at least 2 hours for movies, if you have been checking out blogunion, you know that i did more than 2 hours... and another 2 hours dedicated to jacky wu shows, 1 hour for blogging daily... calculate them all up and you get the idea...
you think i lead a boring life? i dun think so, mundane more likely... its just like anyone of you out there who goes to work every single day... its almost identical, except my hours are flexible and i can afford to do what i want... therefore in a way, i am better =D
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August 29, 2004 COLOURED.
that day when the swimming pool was closed for cleaning... i saw a priest inside performing some rites... like a scene from the tv shows like that, he go and sprinkle "holy" water with that plant... to appease the drowned souls or to appease the priest's empty pockets?
maybe i am a little unsure about the existence of ghosts before... but now i can say that i dun believe in it now... thanks to the current lunar 7th month, ghosts really cant exist at all...
supposed they are only released only during the 7th month... what happen to all the other ghost sightings throughout the year... ghost fugitives huh, end of 7th month all dun wan go back then go hide all over the world, let hei bai wu chang the two of them so busy travel across the world to hunt them down... duno they fly first class or economy...
in the ghost world, they are pretty racist you know... somehow the asian ghosts are now the majority over the dominating whites... thats why asian ghosts get 1 month holiday back on earth while the ang moh ghosts only have halloween 1 day only...
but they are quite thoughtful too, they know they cannot release all the ghosts at once, because it would result in a shortage of oxygen due to the surge and people will sense their presence... so they decided to release them batch by batch... you will experience difficulties in breathing and more respiratory-related deaths in asian countries during the 7th month... and then switch over to the foreign countries on halloween...
its better to go to hell than to be a sinless person and go to heaven... because only the gates of hell is open... so if you want to come back and visit your family, its better to commit sins now since heaven is so boring...
sure its hot in hell since you are near the core, its also hot in heaven up there when you get torched by the sun... believe what they tell you about paradise... they guarantee you paradise simply because when you think of paradise, the first thing that comes to your mind is the sun... and that is what they are going to give you, they give you the sun up close and personal...
treat the special days as their chinese new year... the ghosts you see never wear anything bloody from the tortures they received in hell, they were given a fresh clean set of clothes so they can go out and collect red packets and not scare thme away...
i wonder where is the exact location of the hell gates... supposed there is only one place where they can be released... how are they going to go back to their own countries... and since they all speak different languages... it must take an established international airport who can ensure the ghost passengers get on the right plane... and for that i can only think of... CHANGI AIRPORT... not surprising considering our geographical location and our society which is a mixed of east and west culture, all ghosts flock to our shores like mad...
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August 27, 2004 COLOURED.
i received quite a number of emails about a sg boy who needs blood becos he has leukaemia... weird huh, why would someone in need of help made appeals thru email... that email is most prolly going to end up being sent to the trash or marked as spam without even opening it... those who opened it are the ones who have their computers infected with viruses often...
at least they are smart enough not to attach any documents, otherwise even fewer people will go and read like me... need blood then they should like publish in the newspapers ma, like that much more effective... somemore those rich readers read the story usually will donate both blood and money...
i never felt pity for anyone who does that... i think it is pretty selfish... the email actually specify if you want to donate, please indicate you are donating to that person... he think he is the king or what, must be given priority one meh...
you donate because you want to do a good deed... and that means helping the society, not you waste money to NKF and say this money goes to that particular so-and-so patient... the rest all must pay by themselves, i only offer to help him...
its indirectly telling the rest of the patients to just go and die... blame who? blame themselves for not having enough influence, for being so fat and ugly that people feel disgusted to have their blood running inside an ugly person...
if its rare blood then thats another matter, since not many have rare blood types... but his is A+ loh, that time i took the blood test for my IC, like nearly half of my class has A+ blood... and i strongly believe the blood centre has more reserves of this blood type than the rest...
call me cruel, i am a cruel person... but why beg when he isnt the only guy who has it... maybe i should send an email as well... i shall indicate that i have no money and no gf, so please if you can help, kindly help me find a gf and go rob a bank for me too... if you dun have the means, please send this to those who you think can help me, i will be eternally grateful to you...
your first reaction confirm will be "are you kidding me?" and then "what a despo"... well thats what i thought too when i saw this plea for blood email...
you only care when someone close to you is sick, what about the rest... "aiya, it doesnt bother me leh, i duno him, what for help... i only help my friends"... see, why should i help when i duno him at all... sometimes death is better than living... anyway you die liao still have to wait until september then can go back hell...
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August 26, 2004 COLOURED.
today is either gay day or every lady is having their period today... the sun was shining brightly after yesterday's rain... and usually the turnout at the pool will be quite a lot for such fine weather... the white white male bodies are there but not a single girl in sight... the lifeguards see liao oso sian, i see their faces like so sian like that... low morale and no mood to save people if people really drown... lol
gay day becos full of guys, and got ah pek want to ba me leh... i lie down there nua nua then he go and ask me not hot ar... hot meh, so cold like aircon loh, like living in antartica loh, cold until i dun wear anything else except for my swimming trunks... -________-``` ... this is singapore and it is well known for its sunny weather, enough said... he could have tried other pick up lines like "let me help you wipe off the sweat on your body~~"... but ah pek being ah pek, no matter how horny he is, old people are always very conservative la...
i went to the toilet to cool down... dun ask me of all places why the toilet... becos toilets always give you a comfortable feeling... and when you have that feeling, you will relax and have no problem sleeping inside... i check myself on the mirror while going out then i saw my back view... SHIT, i exposed my butt crack! wah lau and no one tell me about it loh... i have been doing it every tuesday and thursday and i didnt realise it sia...
i didnt know i wear so low leh... i think my butt numb numb one, cannot feel where my trunks is covering at the back... siao liao la, i go swimming pool to catch ppl exposing themselves... but then ended up the one being exposed is me... no wonder my upper butt is not white... i duno the proper term for that la, i call it upper butt, middle butt and lower butt... must pull my trunks higher up next time, then the butt cheeks can face some sun... otherwise look like two white buns down there...
if anyone gave me a gstring swimming trunks as a gift, i think i will go wear it... just praying that the lifeguards dun pull me up, my parts still got cover 1 leh, just close your eyes la... after all, an even tan looks better than here dark, there white... like you playing hei bai pei like that... =D
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disappear disappear... thinner thinner... into the air... vanish vanish... into the air...
when you feel down because things are not going right for you due to your own miscalculations... all you want next is just to be left alone... you dun need moral support from anybody... trust me, i know this one...
when you are feeling bad already ar, then your "helpful" friends come and ask you what happen... you really wish they can shut the fuck up and dun ask a single thing... as concerned as they may seem, they do more harm than good... it is just like rubbing salt to your wounds, want to see how bad you are while they are living the good life... how much do you know of the lows the person is encountering anyway when all you know is go out happy happy...
i saw that olympics womens marathon where paula radcliffe was forced to retire halfway in the way because of fatigue i think... the world record holder was leading the pack for quite a while then after that she stopped running le... she just walk walk and there were tears in her eyes... the supporters by the roadside were all cheering her on, trying to egg her to continue while comforting her... she did try to start running again but she stops again and starts walking...
its pretty shitty to have people cheering for you when you are already out of the chase because you know you have already lost it yet people for duno what reason still trying to get you to continue... you think what she superman issit, can comeback from behind and win the race huh...
duno her but for me, i think its humiliation which i cannot take... especially when you are pretty good at the particular sport and considered one of the favorites...
an example would be i swim halfway then my swimming trunks came off while in the middle of a race... i could either choose to continue chionging my swimming without my swimming trunks or i could have quickly grab my swimming trunks and lose the race becos of that...
the crowd may start clapping out of pity for me... but the only thing that comes to mind is i want to get away from there as soon as possible... away from people, away from those who have seen that incident... every person wants to be remembered for their achievements, not some stupid cock-ups or embaressing moments... its a pill thats hard to swallow when you're one of the best and all eyes are on you to perform...
that is just an example la... no one in the olympics will lose their swimming trunks in swimming since virtually all of them are wearing body suits... track and field events is where cock-ups usually happen... run halfway cramp, repeated false starts, failing to clear the hurdles properly, stepping over the white line whenever you attempt long jump or triple jump, never catch batons properly during the relay...
track and field is where the best can and will have their pai sei moments... you fail never mind, just dun drag anyone along the way okie... the hurdles event got 1 girl fail to clear the first hurdle and she like losing her balance... she tries to continue running but it was obvious she is going to fall... once she falls then thats it for her liao... so she did what most driven runners would have done -- to continue without falling...
a person's natural reaction when you are about to fall is to grab something, anything that is near you... just like you are drowning, the first thing the lifeguard come for you, you will be grabbing and pushing him down so that you can go up and breathe... anyway that girl tried to grab something from her surroundings... you know what she did next? she grabbed nothing loh and the whole body was off balance and going towards the next lane... then she accidentally hit the other person in that lane, taking her along for the ride...
this tactic really very pro leh... its like "if i cannot finish the race, you must also die with me"... lol we need more people like this to form a singaporean suicide bomber squad... anyone who dares mess with us will have to deal with the suicide squad...
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in this world, no means yes and yes means no... this applies to so-called polite ppl who allow themselves to be bullied... actually it can also mean they are bootlickers or people who just dun wan to create trouble...
when you are in need of cash and your friends or relatives offer to help... you will say no even though you already struggling to buy your meals liao... a case of having strong backbone and pride?... if it was me, i will take the money with 2 hands -- provided no one saw me do it...
used to go to my godmother's shop with my mother when i was young... and she always give me some small change for me to buy some snacks... then my mother always say dun wan dun wan and she will take the money back from me and return to her... in the end i was used to saying no to my godmother offers becos i know my mother will say no cannot take...
even though my mindset back then was, ppl give money, i of cos go and take la, who so stupid dun wan to take... heck i still havent changed, but grow old liao like no body want to offer me money leh... only got my uncle offer to buy me handphone... yet do you know my first response? i actually said no... i should have said eh buy me the latest model and the phone bills you help me pay, i still schooling that time... you see the results of being trained to said no when you really mean yes...
you will say yes when you mean no when it comes to people asking flavors from you... i duno you but it applies to me... and i think it applies to most as well since not everyone likes to be called a meanie... some cant be bothered as they either too meanie or they can simply afford not to help people... meaning they have the power to do what they like, whenever they like...
its okie for people to come to me for help... PROVIDED i know how to help them and i have got the time to do it... if the two requirements cant be met, then im sorry... i will still help but i will hate you for taking up my time when i am busy doing something else... i am a pretty calculative person do you know that... the more you ask for my help while i am busy, the more i will get irritated... even though i may still look normal to you, i am a volcano waiting to erupt really... the only way to appease me is to do something nice in return... not sure what can be considered nice as payback, probably its something i need or something i desire and i didnt have it... which is what toy is pretty good at... always got so many flavors to ask yet he always deliver the goods just when i am about to burst...
you would have definitely experienced encounters where you say "sure, i will do what i can to help you"... what you really meant is "why ask me at this point of time, why me, why not someone else"... it is a bother especially once you have agreed to help, the next thing you see is your friend going out with some other people to play or shopping or relax... this is like such a big fuck man, here you are doing his work and there he is out there enjoying himself...
no use acting the tough hero by being quiet and doing his job because this is not a movie... there is no one to sympathise with your hardship, so all your efforts are just going down the drain... thats why i only help those when i think they have tried... if theres no effort being done before coming for help, it is just disgusting leh... duno why some people so bu yao lian one... all their skin like super tough, unbreakable like that...
sometimes you cant really tell if the helpee is working hard or not... especially when you tell him many many times how it should be done... and you always end up getting the same answer "cannot leh... how come different from what you say 1... aiya why so cheem one..." all these signifies that you are summoned to help him... maybe he really tried before asking for help, or he could have just faked it by saying he tried when he actually slept the whole day...
how nice it would be if i say yes to money offered to me and no to flavors from people... but i know in this world i cant because we are all dependant on someone either directly or indirectly... it feels so bad to be called a moron when you are just being yourself... lol
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August 23, 2004 COLOURED.
i didnt know that table tennis got so many china mei mei to see sia... LOL
Miao Miao (Australia)
see, even the name so cute, miao miao... lol... never had a chance to see her in action because singapore only prefer to show singaporeans in action and the finals...
Kyung Ah Kim (South Korea)
she's the one who shattered singapore dreams of a medal... she looks more like from north korea then from south korea judging by her skin color... usually south korean gers skin is white... she looks like she has been working in the farmland under the sun like that... anyway she looks like a beach girl leh...
but its very irritating to see her play... no one plays table tennis like she does... everyone prefers to attack while she is casually stroking the ball around... she concentrates on making her opponents make unforced errors... and she succeeds on most occasions... check out how many points li jia wei has given away to her... its much more than the number of points kyung ah kim won herself loh...
Niu Jian Feng (China)
shes the one on the furthest right... her face like very familiar leh... or maybe its just one of those faces which quite a number of ppl oso have... a common face in short... i thought she looks like some korean actress... then on closer look i thought i have seen her somewhere in sg b4... whatever... check out the ger next to her... no offence but she looks like a guy to me... china play cheat issit, womens doubles become mixed doubles...
Zhang Yi Ning & Wang Nan (China)
that shot looks like a lesbian couple, yi ning the butch and wang nan the ger... joking la... when current world number 1 and former world number 1 (now world number 2) combine, what are the chances of winning womens doubles for their opponents... they massacre their opponents en route to the gold...
Wang Nan & Zhang Yi Ning (China)
yet another shot of them, this time in close up... wang nan really looks like a korean leh... even though she's a bit meaty, but this type is still acceptable loh... no meat how to whack hard hard, how to become world champion... though zhang yi ning totally contradict my statements previously...
Zhang Yi Ning (China)
she really ren bu ke mao xiang loh... so skinny but you should have seen her play... no wonder she's number 1, she whacks the ball way faster than any other girls out there... the ball really zoom very fast leh... no wonder that north korean who beat both our local gers kena trash 4-0... total domination over her opponents... if li jia wei compete against her, i wouldnt dare to watch our cute li jia wei kena humiliation...
Li Jia Wei (Singapore)
i thought she did very well to get into the semis liao... actually she has a good chance to get into the final to face zhang yi ning if not for that immense pressure from us... everytime she shouts and clench her fists whenever she wins a point is like a dream sequence like that sia... like sailormoon like that, so CUTE...
yet another picture of her... shes quite good at ball spins although she tends to make errors whenever she whacks the ball...
the olympics womens table tennis has satisfied my china girl fetish sia... other competitions not so nice to watch, most would ogle at beach volleyball and their butts... but i am not really into butts, i prefer china girls really...
(PS: the pictures are taken from the olympics website fyi)
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time of writing is 2230 on a sunday night... and the prime minister is still babbling about stuff which i never bother to listen... if i cant even listen to lectures during class while i was still a student, what are the chances of me sitting through such a long talk... he has already spoke for 2 hours and 30 minutes, yet he shows no signs of stopping... want to talk until midnight then let the ghosts come then he will stop issit... i want to watch that channel u ghost show oso cannot, and the news somemore haben show yet... so jialat, his first national day rally so long, like after this then he no more chance to talk again liao huh...
i just wonder will he talk about the chickens... i need the chickens and ducks and eggs leh... how can anyhow ban as and when you like... the bird flu was worse last time, this time like minor minor only also need to make such a big fuss out of it... anyway its really damaging news to those chicken rice sellers... even though their chicks are totally harmless, people shun them like diseases... you only get the virus when you come into contact with live chickens anyway... tt time got 1 sell chicken 1 say, the first one to be hit is the farmers, then the transporters, then the suppliers, then the sellers, and finally to the consumer... he say what is there to be scared of for consumers when they are standing at the end of death's gate... scared to die, not scared to make a fool out of yourself on national tv singapore idol... sorry but we singaporeans can be weird at times...
sometimes support can be quite a curse... everyone has the olympics fever becos of what ronald susilo and li jia wei has achieved... yet one by one they falter when it matters the most... it first began with susilo match in the quarter finals... everyone was expecting him to go through since he has disposed of that no.1 lin dan... then mediacorp starts to do some heavy advertising of his quarter final match... duno emphasize how many times it is going to show the match live... the minister oso crazy, go to the sports hall to watch the match with other "patriotic" citizens... the result --- he lost big time...
next up, li jia wei... this time the media was more cautious, her quarterfinal match is in the early morning and they didnt bother to advertise too much... result --- she beat former world no.1 and current olympic gold champion wang nan... and everyone got excited again, shes now in the semi finals and with a very realistic chance of getting a medal... the advertisements started coming fast and furious... and the minister again crazy to sports hall to watch the match with more "patriotic" citizens... end result --- she lost after leading 3 sets to one...
so sad sia, after watching cute li jia wei lose, the way she focus, the way she shouts after winning every point is like so cute leh... no wonder susilo likes her, he also like china girls like me eh... i thought she might have win if the media dun bother about her... then she dun have to worry so much about her performance... it can be quite pressurising when people are expecting something from you...
to produce champions, singapore needs to abolish its education system... make every kid join sports school then everyday play sports no need study... like that then got improvement... the foreign talent that we attracted to our shores just to become a citizen were successful simply because they train long hours everyday... our own kids train long hours with their pc playing games only and homework homework homework...
we will never be successful when the atheletes are not happy with their associations... tt time the tv invited one of the runners who never go to athens for an interview... i thought he was there to say some analysis and the usual stuff... actually he was there to voice out his unhappiness over the track n field authorities... those things were supposed to be kept quiet and discussed among themselves one ma, talk on tv somemore, he super win...
its 2300 now and the prime minister has finally finished his speech... and i have just finish defragging my c drive... just defragging for fun to pass the time... its the F drive that i really want to defrag badly... in case you didnt know, you better start defragging your drives when one of them starts to make a lot of sounds while accessing files... becos it sounds very irritating and its a sign that it is dying on you...
10:12 AM
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August 21, 2004 COLOURED.
i have a fucked up neighbour who lives next next door on my right side... he who always brings his small daughter and son walking along the corridor around 8pm every single day... he never takes them to the playground, the corridor is the playground for them...
and every single day without fail, the daughter will come racing to my flat and stay there like she was a convict behind bars... monkey see, monkey do, the son oso go and follow... except he does one better than the ger, he shakes the gate the way ultimate warrior comes out and shake the ropes...
this is not your house, so who are you to come shaking the gate... heck even if its my house i oso wun go n shake the gate loh... i should heat the bars real nice and burn their delicate hands...
not only that, the daughter oso go n play wth the bicycle outside always go n ring the stupid bell... and sometimes take the tortoise residence to play too...
kids being kids, let them be... its the fucking parent who is not doing anything... u are damn right he only care about their safety and dun give a shit about the potential damage his kids could cause...
everytime he say "didi, dun like that"... "why u always dun listen"... "dun go n touch ppl things"... "uncle come n scold liao"... LIKE FUCK LIKE THAT
he talk the talk but he dunno how to walk the walk... knn he only say say but then he never beat them or slap them or hit them or at the very least pull them away... he continue to let his son shake the gate, let his daughter ring the bell even though he say dun do that, he never really stop them anyway...
basket, talking to them is like u telling me to memorise for exams... beating them however, is as effective as u telling me to remember BoA until the day i die... they so young u talk wat u think they understand meh... like i say i will give you 1 million dollars when u turn 16 while u are still 1 month old... when u are 1 month old all u know is drink milk milk, orh orh, cry cry and masak masak...
go and slap ur kids before i do that for u... they are lucky becos there are always ppl at my house around tt time... when im alone, i think i will really snap... but maybe i just close the door in front of them and give the father a black face... then hopefully maybe the visits will decrease...
7:00 PM
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Watching a film is like standing in front of a painting. It's talking to you and it's about a circle from the screen to the viewer and the viewer to the screen to the viewer. Once the circle starts rolling, the same film can be seen 100 different ways by 100 different people. That's why I refuse to explain my films."
I refuse to give explanations for any film I make. Films can be abstract and abstractions exist in everyday life and they give us a feeling, and our intuition goes to work, and we make sense of it ourselves. - David Lynch
well said, no wonder his films always end up so hard to understand...
1:24 PM
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August 20, 2004 COLOURED.
this is wat u get for starting ur day way too early... as in u wake up and u start doing ur daily activities, not u wake up go drink water or go toilet then go back to sleep again... the time was 7am... and i looked like i kena box by ghost like that...
how long has it been since i have to wake up so early, like 4 months ago loh... it is not by choice 1 la, tt stupid light... duno whether u can consider as good or a bad thing... first it helps to readjust my body clock so that i will have no problems dealing with the slp early, wake early routine in NS... secondly, my parents will be delighted for totally different reasons... my mother happy that i am "normal" again, my father happy that electricity bills is going to drop...
anyway quite a number of incidents have happened since the 7th month... i have missed out on the graduation ceremony... from what i have learnt, i think i am the only one in my class who opted not to go... so what if its a once in a lifetime thing, as long as it is wasting my time and require some special attire, i am not going to the stupid ceremony... i dun have white long sleeve shirt loh... then still must dressed properly, must take out earrings, must gel hair, must not look bored, must smile and shake hand and take the fake cert, must go backstage to exchange for real cert... i dun regret not going becos theres no one special down there oso loh...
and toy went off for army yesterday while i was still sleeping... and the sirs must be punishing him while i am lying down by the poolside like supermodel... lol, he so extra inside ns still ask me to help him do things... but its okie with me la since he has helped me not a lot really, but the times when he helped were always critical...
ppl are really so daring these days, yesterday is perhaps the hottest day of the week so far and everyone was at the swimming complex... can see that not a lot care about the old superstitions of ghosts grabbing legs while u inside the water... actually the lot also dun have anything to worry about when they are not inside the water at all throughout their stay... i say they are daring becos they never put suntan lotion or sunblock leh... i see liao blur, all so good can tahan the heat meh, i think they go home the skin all red and bloody itchy...
and guess wat, i dream about victoria beckham 2 nights ago... all i remember is i was threatening her with something if she go n tell beckham about it... lol forget wat i threaten her with liao, sadded man... think of BoA so much but never dream of her before...
2:19 PM
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August 19, 2004 COLOURED.
that was the lights in my room... and the thing just burn away happily... of all things to burn, go and burn that one which i duno how to replace it... burn the tube ma, then i can replace, tt 1 how to take out, the screws so damn tight... i think my father also wun know how to get it out...
shall keep things short here, the picture is pretty self explanatory and it is night now and my eyes hurt... blog more in the morning when there's sunlight...
7:27 PM
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August 18, 2004 COLOURED.
fishie fishie and her eggies... so matronly sia...
duno wat happen to her la, irregular periods... the past few months never lay eggs, then now like hormones raging ultra horny laid eggs thrice within 2 months...
she is always very protective of her eggs, from gentle gentle to aggressive beast whenever the male tries to get near the eggs... such is the power of motherly love... but if the eggs are not fertilised, she always ends up eating them... can u imagine how it feels like to eat ur own children?
so if u cannot bear as many children as she can in 1 shot, then give her a clap...
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KUA TIO GUI WOR!!!!!
i decided to release a picture of me every morning when i wake up... without brushing teeth, without washing face, without making hair, without bothering to open my eyes... basically its the type of look where u just dun bother to look a bit bit bit bit bit more nicer...
this special promotion will be ongoing for the whole 7th month of the lunar calendar to coincide with the ghost festival... i hope to capture more ghostly pics of me as well as maybe other ghosts images which may want to join me... actually i wan to c wat type of hairstyle i wake up with every single day... becos the bed is like my personal stylist like that... every time the hair always different from other days... too bad this one is not clear enough, the lighting not good enough...
i know ugly la, but like i care like that, i believe everyone look their worst at home... who wears makeup at home, put alot of gel on ur hair, wear contact lens... thats y i everytime c movies so weird 1, why couples always kiss first thing when they wake up... everyone slp wake up liao will have bad breath ma, unless u sleeping still can drink water or something... it may look romantic in the movies, but better dun try it la...
if u can stand each other's garlic breath, then i supposed both oso no need bathe liao, smelly oso never mind... then shit oso never wipe ass...
u know why couples always got affairs? becos they never expect their spouses to look like that at home... u are like so used to seeing ur spouse at their best whenever u go pak tor or wat... then married or live together suddenly u think u are living with a stranger, in short it means KUA TIO GUI WOR!!! so they go out and affair affair loh, better than go home see ghost everytime...
ugly is in, pretty is not... get ppl to see ur more plain side, so they wun die of heart attack when they get to see it unexpectedly... u know everyday u go out and u look ugly... one day u go n make nice nice look mei mei go out... everyone will blur blur then all drool... later u get compliments from all over saying getting prettier n prettier liao or more n more yandao liao... i think its much better than u becoming more n more ugly becos u are pretty or yandao in the first place...
and a tactic which my friend told me once... always go out with ppl uglier than u so that u will stand out among ur group... even though u may look normal, but chances of u getting tackled by strangers is higher than u hang out with ppl better looking than u... sounds kinda lame to me, but i think its kinda true la, especially when im at the pool... even if u look downright ugly, as long as u are the only opposite sex, ppl will look at u 1...
i am not going to persuade everyone to tackle ppl based on looks only, becos i know i cant win with my looks anyway, lol... as usual, always research the person's characteristics thats more important... too bad, love at first sight only happens becos of looks and not characteristics... characteristics only occur after hanging out for quite some time, provided they give u the chance to go hang out...
so everyone happy hunting during the ghost festival while i go n find my ghost gf... i sure hope she grabs my leg while im swimming... :D
those who cannot find one never mind, dun cry becos before that u oso cannot find, just take it that u got more time for urself to enjoy... making a relationship work takes 2 hands to clap, making ur own life work takes only one... :D :D :D
oh ya, before i forget, dun u tink the pictures look like beauty n the beast? =D =D =D
2:09 AM
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August 17, 2004 COLOURED.
ever eaten fish with green bones? for the first time of my life, i have found out some fish have green bones instead of the usual white types when they're cooked... when i saw it i thought what u know, alienated fish hyrid or duno wat.. i was so afraid the meat got poison or not, how come the whole bones is green one... like kena bitten by some poisonous insect then poor fishie got sick and no fish doctor to heal it, and the toxic slowly spread...
by the way, the fish is not sick, it really has green bones by nature... duno wat species is it though...
8:53 PM
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lancing lights! lets go lancing lancing on the lance floor~
lol, bring in more dynamics to make the blog more stylo milo than anyone else... i want to put rainbow colors 1 at first, but then the rainbow dun look like rainbow like that, more like rojak colors... my blog oso cannot put too much rainbow colors la, wait ppl say i gay...
but its okay, i am gay, u are gay, we are one big family~ why does rainbow color has to symbolise gay anyway, i think its more towards happy than the homosexual part... everyone who sees a real rainbow will feel happy ma, where got ppl see rainbow then go EEeeeEE si gay... so i am going to substitute happy with gay...
i feel so gay today leh... i go and play the water slide when the lifeguards are not watching, LOL... alone go n play the water slide damn paisei 1 u know, then today so heng that place the lifeguard not around i quickly go up and WhhhEEEE.... if got friends then no scared la, becos they know is play play only... ownself go alone the guard will think u crazy or wat, so old still wan to play... i didnt know going down is going to be so long, like neverending like that, keep swirling n swirling n swirling... then when hit the water liao hor like drowning like that, ur whole body just plunges down like that, feel so fat wor buah buah buah buah buah...
a word of advice for gers wearing bikinis... tie it up damn tight, otherwise u will regret when u hit the waters... my swimming trunks ended up geting pulled up so high like the fashion long long time ago where ppl always pull their pants up to their chest level tt type... buah buah buah buah buah, dun think it wun happen to u, gers going down water slides always ended up having their bikinis going up... not always la, but the probability is very high even though i have not seen it in person... after all i oso no time to camp down there hope for some good things to happen to my eyes... most of the time is spent inside the pool, or face getting covered by towel... i dun bother to see anything unless got something keep disturbing me...
5:00 PM
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August 16, 2004 COLOURED.
watching japan hour and their japanese eating ramen reminds me of instant noodles... i dun see any difference between ramen n maggi mee... other than their long hours to prepare the soup stock and char siew... the rest is the same ma... why would u wan to pay $4 for some ramen when i can cook u nice mee for $1... taste the same, u wan wat flavors can go supermarket buy too... i charge $1 i still earn a lot leh...
somemore my culinary skills is second to none sia, no one cooks instant mee as well as me... at least thats what i think, becos i dun puke whenever i eat my mee... somemore the flavoring they provide is like so much better than wat u eat outside... even though its laden with lots of msg, outside food oso around the same la...
duno why the japanese like to eat ramen so much... 1 minute slurp slurp then everything gone liao, end up eat like never eat like that, then ur stomach still feel so hungry... yet they eat like they are enjoying themselves... always oishi oishi... down here at singapore eat got no feeling 1 leh, dun feel like going oishi, oishi... only feel like going wah lan eh, cheat money 1, serving so small, for baby eat 1 ar...
maybe it has got to do with the weather ba, down there so cold eat liao can feel the warmth... down there so hot eat liao only sweat more... but too bad la, no one wants to eat food that is cold anyway...
while watching, i was observing how they eat... it has been bugging me for some time now since i almost every night eat mee liao... i kept wondering do ppl actually chew or slurp their noodles... since young i have always been slurping... it beats chewing becos its so much faster... and it feels more shiok leh the feeling of letting the whole thing go down ur throat in full... like snake slithering down like that...
so i watched, and most slurp, the male host was chewing away... the rest were all slurping away... maybe the gers paisei then chew so as to look more feminine... that dead or alive movie where the guy take shotgun and shoot a gangster's stomach while he was eating ramen... his stomach end up got hole then the noodles came out from there, in whole... how lovely...
6:18 PM
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my greatest achievement to date!!! i managed to get the fucking radio up on my blog liao, lol... lets just hope the server doesnt go down so easily... 10 rocking tracks for the first playlist which i dun think a lot of ppl will like la... unless u like rock or metal...
but dun worry la, i will change the playlist every now and then... the frequency of changing will be long though, after all i am playing 10 songs leh... and rest assured u wun get migraines for the latter playlists... i dun have so much rock songs that i consider nice, and most of oldies...
in case u dun see a popup when my site loads, or something is wrong with the radio... set ur firewall settings lower a bit... zonealarm users set cookies, ad blocking, mobile code control to off... then refresh then can le... dun worry la, i am not so bad to input virus in all ur pcs... i no time to do that sort of thing loh... other ppl using other firewalls i not sure whther can view properly or not... as long as u can see the progress bar moving, then its working, if its not working then after a while the progress bar full means u have to set lower liao...
enjoy ur day in the meantime, everything is fixed on my pc liao... all i need is just office then can relac one corner liao... =D
12:07 AM
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August 15, 2004 COLOURED.
the unthinkable has happened... the pc actually died on me very very late last night... i oso duno wat happen la, i was just trying to test out toy's game then the whole thing begin to lag like siao... tried restarting the system and end up getting blue screen, cant even go in to windows screen loh... lucky i still got another OS as backup... but oso quite useless anyway when there are no programs in there...
end up today whole morning making checklist then go format partition... got rid of Win ME becos it cannot install properly... thank god to the ppl who created partition magic... lol, save me so much trouble sia, merge 2 drives together n convert to fat32 while the data is still not formatted yet... so pro sia, oh and many more thanks to those crackers... LOL...
still need to go get alcohol soft and office... antivirus currently dun have but not important enough since got firewall liao... the only good thing about the whole thing is it made me organize my files properly... at least in terms of programs la, last time it was all over the place nia...
the sound in winxp is much better than win me leh... i didnt know about it until i go open winamp and listen to my songs... sound so much different when i was still using ME... and it has pretty good memory management skills too... so long never use xp liao, need some time to get used to it again...
give me some more time to fix my things so that i wun bore u with the details... :D
4:18 PM
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August 14, 2004 COLOURED.
i was busy playing around with some webhosting site since yesterday and i am still very excited about it... was supposed to put my radio on my blog 1... not the rather lame lousy quality converted song that is playing right now... its called radio blog something which acts like a player like tt for songs, all i have to do is put some songs in the playlist and then ppl come here can listen to the songs like winamp like that... it is much faster to play the songs like that than waiting for the lousy version to finish loading in my opinion...
but u are still listening to the crap alienated sound of did my time... lol, duno is i suay or wat, i registered with the webhosting site ar... the next day the server is like down loh... the site duno y so act cute, still say 99.9% uptime... u mean the downtime i am experiencing is the small 0.1% huh... i got all the songs ready to upload and play liao loh... then end up like that... so sian...
anyway it says it is in the midst of changing servers becos more n more ppl are signing up... hopefully it will be up tml then i can go n put my radio up liao... not that a lot of ppl will be anticipating it since my first playlist is songs that get me in the mood... which means the music will be pretty loud and headbanging-inducing~... keeping my fingers crossed becos even if the hosting is back up, it doesnt mean that the radio thing will work becos need to edit something...
once that is done, i will try to relocate to movable type... yea, i am going to get rid of blogger although chances are that is pretty slim, i think it can be done with plenty of trial and error... my only fear is i wun have sufficient space and bandwidth which could mean my site will be like a normal human being like that... end up have to be down for 8 hours to get its beauty sleep... but whatever la, judging from the number of visitors i have, should be can handle the small traffic la... only duno how much bandwidth is used everytime...
by the way, some kid so stupid go n buy my christmas paint brush for 89800nps... lol, it is available at other shops for way much cheaper loh, cheapest i have check is 60k... of cos thats not realli the cheapest if u include those who input 1 digit less... i always pity those who priced their items at such low prices... u know its not done on purpose becos its always one digit less... i managed to get a spooky treasure map the other day for 700 when it should be selling for 7.5k+...
in case u are wondering, no i am not playing neopets actively... i only surf around while eating or in between breaks watching movies... u can really make money without being too active u know, other than buy stocks everyday, go explore terror mountain, they have some nice random events over there...
when i say that, i dun mean to tell u to slowly explore... u are supposed to press F5 repeatedly on almost every single available terror mountain sub pages... seriously go n try it, the probability of hitting random events is much much higher at terror mountain than other places... and u always end up with snow related items, snowballs, neggs, christmas paintbrush... not say everytime confirm get la, but u cfm will can have 1 negg a day... if u lucky can have paintbrush... other random events is oso gd if not better... its hard to get codestones, faeries, petpetpets, paintbrushes, treasure maps at terror mountain... christmas pb cant be compared to darigan pb, it can sell for 1 million nps leh... chances of getting random events at other worlds is quite rare actually... at least that is what i think la, i haven done a test yet although chicken has tried it b4 and he has some nice items... the problem is he opened 13 browsers reloading every 2 seconds n left it overnight, my computer can only handle 2 windows for 5 seconds before it loses connection...
nvm, dun ask for too much... continue to stay at terror mountain earn small gains can le... anyway i still dun have enough money to get the 2 dolls...
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August 13, 2004 COLOURED.
its thursday... i was so excited to catch ppl red-handed... yet i ended up empty-handed... i am so pissed... how can he put me aeroplane... but then again, it would be no fun if u can predict every movement of a psycho... just like in the movies, the detectives always act stupid until towards the end when out of nowhere they got some inspiration...
so sad i didnt see him again, maybe i spent too much time getting some sun... i think by the end of august i will look like malay soon... so ppl can stop talking to me in chinese becos aku tak tawu!
(ps: u are listening to the alienated version of did my time, converting wma always end up like tt 1 :( )
12:45 AM
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August 11, 2004 COLOURED.
11... toy took the napfa test at 0730, i was still busy sleeping... he need nt bother about taking the test anyway when he knows the outcome of it... but some ppl are just stubborn, even with a slim chance of making it, they will take it...
its useless even if he miraculously managed to pass the test... becos theres no way the authorities are going to let him have his way... after all he is supposed to go in next week, to postpone that date, u must pass the test 3 weeks before the date... now left 1 week only loh, they where got time to change the date for him...
he will complain that he was supposed to go last week but all the ssc facilities were close for that day becos of some unknown reason... on a rare mistake on his part, it wasnt fate that the facilities were closed on his last day to redeem himself... instead he got the dates wrong, last week is still 2 weeks away, and that is insufficient, u need at least 3 weeks... which means 2 weeks ago he should have taken the test... i didnt realise something was wrong until i remember he was going in next week... august 19 seems so far away to me and then its oreadi 11 liao...
now that hes going pretty soon, i will be left alone for one and a half month... and that means i have to rush things abit more liao... i still haben play my games and i still haben clear my movies and i still haben become african...
oso not much mood to gym, working it out alone always has the increased pressure to do better than the rest... and men are such vainpots, everytime do finish 1 excercise always go neat the mirror to see their body... some more funny keep sweeping hair, u got train ur hair in gym 1 huh, what for sweep hair... a fun fact u should know -- most dun have six-pack and they have chicken legs... so much for the obsession of bigger chest than women, bigger arms that they all end up with chicken legs... its true u know, if u notice many of them got nice upper half body but the below all like gu niang like that... a good thing i got run, at least not so jialat... that time i do the squat kena told off by 1 bloody uncle... he tell me to take heavier weights to begin with... siao kia, i take any more heavier my legs will give way 1... anyway i only do squats when i am alone becos toy never do squats 1... so next week onwards i will train my legs become tough meat, then i can tell the uncle why he so weak...
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everything wasnt going to plan on monday... movie marathon has to be stopped becos relatives are coming over... duno y my mother like to tell them to come over everytime she's at home... then my cousin tell me she wan to play wrestling with me i blur blur... what for play wrestling with me, she wan to commit suicide izzit...
then i saw her taking the ps2 out of my another cousin's bag... video game wrestling nia, i thought she wan me to slam her, or break her limbs... very xia suay, too long never play end up so rusty liao... only win her once and draw thrice... she could have beat me easily if she knows how to pin me... she damn pro leh, virtually manipulating my character becos its so beaten up it almost cannot do anything... damage this part then go n damage another part, i only know how to damage one part only nia... maybe its a sign that i have matured liao...
and i was forced to watch the ndp becos i cant use my computer anyway... the way the ministers shake their bean cans is like so retarded... a disgrace to the nation really, the kids can do so much better than them, they like no sense of rhythm loh...
a lot of talk has been going on about the singapore idol... its a bit sad when ppl think its a comedy sitcom type of show... the main objective is to find real talent and ppl who can sing, not unearthing comedians n stephen chow wannabes... but the editors of the show did wat has to be done to pull in the ratings... they choose to show the comedians... as always, watch the auditions, dun watch the actual competition becos it will get very boring...
why does real talent requires u to sing those mariah carey and those powerful vox songs anyway... cannot sing those rap or lazy rock or metal or any new type of breakthru sounds meh... u wan someone with nice chords for wat, to form choir or sing soprano... ask jay chou to take part he confirm fail to make it past the audition for his lousy diction loh...
did i fail to mention that i have stopped watching tv except for jacky wu shows?
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August 09, 2004 COLOURED.
if u didnt know by now, other than the boring national day parade... there is something exciting happening in sentosa every year since 2001... becos there is the nation.04 party going on down there... it is not something which u should go down alone becos its a gay n lesbo party...
of all places they chose sentosa as the venue, why not pulau ubin or even better pulau tekong... down there got all the men they can grab... and of all days they chose national day... NYE, CNY, christmas dun have such mass gay parties...
they claim all races, all sexes are welcome, regardless or u are straight or crooked... quite true la, since the gays wun fall for straights anyway as the straights all either beer bellies or skinny like bones while the gays are all beefcakes...
gers like gays not becos they know the gays will not hanky panky... they like gays becos they are muscular n got the looks... luckily i go to ssc gyms, only uncles n lamers go there, but i wun be surprised if any one of them goes to the party... advice for all guys who go gym, dun anyhow tok to strangers... even though its just some harmless talk about building muscles, u never know what their eyes are looking at... i dun care if im labelled as cold by not talking to the regulars, i just dun wan any gays (if any) to get the wrong idea...
its such a pain trying to filter out the gays from the straights... becos they dun act like niang niang qiang and sissies, its the straights who are more prone to ah gua-ness... really they look just like any normal guy, except that they are way way way much more fitter... maybe i should join them too, provided boa permits and they dun mind my looks... :D
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its national day officially right now at 2am... so u are supposed to wear red and white to show ur patriotism... u are supposed to say how much u love singapore... and sing the national anthem so loudly like u have never sing it b4 during ur pri sch, sec sch days...
does patriotism really mean u have to go out and do those stupid things?... man u should have watched the channel u ren ren ai li preview of the ndp special... the audience were like being paid money like that to say they fucking love singapore... i bet they will be the first ones to go when it comes to war...
when u like something doesnt mean u have to go out n prove it... what is there to prove in the first place anyway... the fact that ppl wans proof means they are already feeling insecure... see la see la, attract so many foreign talent, now locals no job so dulan... still wan us to believe in them...
the real hardcore sg supporters are those hanging out at coffeeshops lim kopi bio beer aunties... see them talk with so much passion about anything that the parliament discussed about... but usually its always complaints and criticising la... those lame MPs should go kopitiam lim kopi shake leg n bio beer aunties with them to get in touch with the heartlanders... rather than driving their stupid Benz, and private housing with lots of diamonds and dining with duno wat high class ppl at some private fucking function...
u say u can sympathise with us... what do u really understand anyway when u dun take public transport, when u dun push kids with their stupid heelys shoes down the platform, when money doesnt mattter at all when there are hikes... of cos it doesnt bother them wat, they got their own cars...
national day means i can watch movies non stop becos there are no shows at all on that day... no thanks to the live telecast of the national day parade throughout all the local channels... what are they trying to do huh, spread propaganda like hitler ar, control all the tv programs and dun let us see porn, show the stupid ndp...
but its okie, the typical singaporean loves singapore just for that one day... once its gone, its "LIFE IN SG SO SUCKY"...
2:21 AM
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August 07, 2004 COLOURED.
everytime i say something, ppl always go huh huh huh... am i speaking huh-lish... i say something they will always reply with huh huh huh one... it cant be helped that i mumble alot at home, so my parents n my sister always dun catch wat i am toking...
outside still okie leh, my friends can understand what i am saying... but sometimes toy oso duno wat i toking... haiz, its hard to find someone with the right frequency, one who will even understand what u are trying to say thru the encrpyted words and mumbling...
2 days ago, my mother was toking to me about something and i reply back... her response was the typical huh... so i repeated... and she repeated her huh... and i repeated again... she gave me a blur look... i repeated yet again... she say she duno wat i toking... so i repeat again n slowly... she say she still duno what i am toking... i repeated one more time for her... she look at me for a while and give me the blur look and say she still duno wat i toking... i got tired of repeating and after 1 minute, she go "orh"... 5 TIMES, i repeated 5 times then she get wat i was trying to say... i was not mumbling at all leh... maybe generation gap ba... young ppl n old ppl speak differently...
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August 06, 2004 COLOURED.
a funny piece i read from an email (this is not my piece of work) so there is actually someone better than me huh... @@
Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies
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1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will become an orphan.
2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manage to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and declared dead.
3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when traveling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.
4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.
5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.
6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.
7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots).
Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies
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1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.
3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.
4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from god-knows-where and join them in the dance.
5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his uncle and so forth.
6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!,Impossible!, Please forgive me!
7. They drop down on the ground and roll and roll while singing and came out with different clothing.
8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling eyes-lid, and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the same time without being out of breath.
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the art of getting dark
august seems to be a sunny month... this week already quite a number of clear weather days liao... and that means more n more ppl are going to the pool... getting dark is no easy task for the michael jacksons... u think its all about just lying down there like a dead corpse and thats it ar?... it requires extreme concentration and endurance leh... that is for first timers la... those ppl used to it one will find it very relaxing instead...
for ppl who want to get dark and think they cant becos their skin very easy white, u are WRONG... anyone and anybody can be as black as blackie... maybe u can get dark by playing soccer or basketball shirtless, but its harder that way la... the best sport to get dark is by swimming or sailing or wakeboarding or surfing... just any sport that requires u to be out in the waters... the reason being u can stay out there in the sun longer since the water is cooling... better than u go play soccer and end up burnt always...
its true different ppl got different tolerance to the heat... like how the gers always go "so hot so hot, dun wan to go out la~"... but tolerance can be trained... the first time i lie down there the most i stay for 15 minutes then thats it liao... i cannot tahan the heat, and i feel like i was getting heatstroke or something... now i can easily go on for more than an hour without fidgeting... but i dun go swimming pool to suntan only la... i always go n swim my laps first then lie down there nua... i think like tt better loh, since u swim finish liao tired then lie down there, u wan to fidget oso no strength to fidget...
dun care about wat the rest are doing, as long as u are comfortable, then stick with it... some like going to the pool for picnic like that... bring 1 big bag with snacks, cd player, books, waterbottle, a big towel to lie down... but usually they just bring their lotion only... for me i need small towel to cover my face... my face cannot take the heat and i dun like my face to be oily...
the less u wear, the better... best is dun wear anything la, but the police will catch... give them see free show still must catch, so lugi leh... wat for wear beach bermudas... sg guys so conservative ar... even the thighs oso cannot show to the public... and no ppl wan to see somemore loh, ppl only wan to see gers... guys naked oso no one interested, except for gays... the dumbest thing is to see ppl wearing one piece... u wear one piece u wan to tan wat shit... only ur hands n legs become dark loh, might as well go ns, free somemore... go swimming pool still must pay entrance fee...
today got ppl come and shoot some program... they got a fake guy go down the pool with a red kiddy float... then got one lifeguard down there busy memorising his lines... i oso duno wat they shooting... not sure they got capture me in it or not, lol i was swimming very near where the camera was aiming to and fro... the ppl oso never shoo me away, so i continue go there kajiao kajiao...
been a resident down there for abt 3 weeks liao and i still cant see any regulars around save for 2 ppl... 1 is an ang moh whose movements is so fast... her freestyle like those olympics competition like that... hands n legs were continuously moving at a fast pace, but she moves a tad slower, but still faster than my breaststroke...
the other is ur typical go to swimming pool not to swim but to lie down like zombie... she is the one with the picnic pack and one of the darkest ppl ard, her dark skin look like quite nice leh... but gers shouldnt go tanning at all in the first place la... becos will end up having white breasts unless they go those uv centres...
how lucky can i be... the other time i said something about a masturbating guy in a public shower room... it must be fate that it has happened again... the last time it was on a thursday after i check my posts... today is thursday... exactly one month later... what does he want anyway, is it some kind of ritual... every month the thursday go the shower room to masturbate... he think what, like women every month got period ar... but i think its a weekly affair or even worse, daily... at the same cubicle somemore... but thats okie la, just like i always go to the first cubicle...
i was already smell a rat liao when i go to my cubicle and the next door is like occupied and silent... i bathed and again i heard no sound from the other side... its deja vu all over again... i bend down to wipe my legs and i peep abit and saw something different though... his feet was facing towards my cubicle... then i was stunned loh, i was so afraid that he knows i am trying to peep at him... but i guess the masturbator cant be too free to check his surroundings anyway... another even more frightening thought came to my mind... he was busy filming me showering so he can upload to some peer to peer network with a VOYEUR_FIT_GUY_SHOWERING title and sorts... so i looked even longer, trying to spot any sights of a camera and luckily i found none...
as i wore my shorts, i saw him in his all familiar masturbating position... it definitely has to be the same person becos no one does it the way he does... although this time he was facing the other side... when i heard the hand action sounds, i know i have struck gold... actually i wanted to wait for him to come out so i can see his face... i wonder how does a despo face looks like... skali he is one of the lifeguards down there then that can be excused la, since they spend so much time down there and see so many babes come n go, they surely must be feeling excited ba... too bad somehow the poor chap seems to be impotent like that... i wait so long until can fall asleep loh, n he still dun wan to come out... if fate brought us together again... i will really wait for him to come out liao... even if it means sacrificing my lunch... but maybe its not fate la, i got a feeling he will be down there next thursday... pray for me and i will bring a camera to give u all the live action to catch a despo...
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August 05, 2004 COLOURED.
kids are really so annoying and irritating... how i wished i can pushed them down the platform while they are playing with their heelys shoes... slide some more, slide some more... i can make u go even faster 1 u know... but then i thought of the other passengers waiting to board the train... me being such a considerate man... pushing them down means hours of service disruption... and there will certainly be many disgruntled ppl around who cannot get to their destination becos of some stupid heelys kids who fell down the platform...
thats why if u wan to die unnaturally... dun die at train stations or roads... or any other place that can hinder public transport... if u do that, u must be some bloody rich person who doesnt even know how to use a ezlink card or getting around places using public transport... thats why u dun understand the frustation whenever there are jams, service disruptions becos of some freak accidents and stuff... wan to die, go stab urself at home, slash ur wrists, put some electric appliance in the water, open the gas n close the windows, jump off buildings, bang head against wall, eat many slimming pills, keep fingering ur throat until u vomit ur intestines out, gouge ur eyes out, force ur finger down the windpipe thru ur nostrils, bite off ur fingers, let the fridge land on ur body, get trampled by elephants, get drowned in monsoon drains... ANYTHING, just dun die in some public place that disturbs ppl... for sure witnesses will be traumatized by it, but they will prolly curse u for making them missing their dates...
"WAH LAN KNN, WHY SERVICE DISRUPT, GOT BODY NEVER MIND LA, JUST GO OVER THE BODY CAN LIAO, SQUASH IT FLAT, I STILL HAVE TO PROPOSE TO MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY 1~~~"
its not only about the heelys... its their mouths... they all talk so loudly like everyone is deaf like that... their timing always very accurate 1 i tell u... when u wan to sleep wan to sleep then they talk loudly near you, then when u wide awake, they were as silent as the lambs...
and the fact that gers think kids are more cute than me... like HELLO? how cute can kids be compared to me huh... what the hell do they like brats anyway, no wonder they say humans are born blind... ALL NO EYES TO SEE 1 ISSIT
i dun like it when they dun need to think for hours just to come up with such genius... u know what i mean, they always seem to have such terrific punchlines that ppl will always remember them... and they oso have some fantastic jokes which can send ppl laughing until their stomach all six pecs... usually they just blurt it out without blinking or anything... how smart is that... i guess the older you get, the more senile u become...
the only thing i like about them is at the swimming pool... hmm, no wait... make that after i have finished swimming... while im swimming, they love to kick me, and other ppl nearby... and splashing water, and all the other things... and WHY THEY SO GOOD CAN PLAY THE PLAYGROUND, I CANNOT PLAY!!!... tt time i go try the chinese garden one end up kena told off by the lifeguard... he say onli for kids, and theres a signboard indicating a age limit... unless of course u are accompanying a kid, then u canot go... any kids for adoption?... just so i can "accompany" my kid while i dump him by the sides and i go play the slide by myself... other than that, i like to watch kids after i finish swimming... they like so happy like that play with water...
i didnt go to the pool much when i was young... the times when i was happy as a kid is when i am at the playground... but nowadays the playground so laoya, so many things removed... the slide so rough u go down end up ur whole skin will tear off and can see ur nice white flesh...
thats it, my rage for kids... without them i cant derive any motivation from to run faster n faster... :X sorry for neglecting the blog for a while... becos i was too busy with blogunion... as well as neopets yesterday... got halfprice day yesterday mah, so must make more money!!!
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theres something wrong wif the tagboard... the server has been down lately... stupid idiots who keep getting tagboards and then leaving their boards to rot, if u are tired of blogging then just delete the account and delete ur tagboard account as well la, wat for leave there let other active users become so lag... and those massive spammers as well...
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August 02, 2004 COLOURED.
"Poetry is Liberty"
There is nothing,
There is Anything,
But there isn't,
Perhaps there is,
Perhaps there isn't,
Surely there is,
Said there isn't,
It's not true,
There is truth,
The lie, there is,
There is a lie,
The truth, there is,
No one knows,
No one cares,
We know nothing,
We know everything,
Still don't know,
There is an answer,
There isn't an answer,
The truth there is,
The truth there isn't,
The lie there isn't,
The truth there is,
The truth is a lie,
The lie is the truth,
I'm not sure,
Anyone is me,
I am anyone,
Everybody is me
I am everybody,
Like the truth becomes a lie.
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August 01, 2004 COLOURED.
i didnt know that its august liao... veri long never keep track of the dates... i still thought now is mid july... if i wake up tomorrow will it be september? i think there is a high possibility that i will completely forget to go for ns on the enlistment date... i wonder what happens then, will everyone wait down there like idiots just for me while i am still at the cck swimming pool hanging out at the jacuzzi with the aunties... or will they have some martial law, and get those elite soldiers to rappel down my block, crashed the windows, barged thru my locked door and captured me alive for attempting to ponten ns...
next time they really need to send some reminder letter for those who will be enlisted at a much later date... otherwise i think really can forget 1 leh... i duno how my friend going to cope, going in at december and being told of the date at may... it is just like i give u a paragraph to memorise for 5 minutes and u will be expected to remember the paragraph after 1 month's time... start of august and it means my hard drive is still not clear yet... come start of september i have to remind myself to get a hp and maybe shoes...
time is supposed to be slow moving for a slacker... but it isnt when u are watching movies... i cant get past 6 movies in 1 day... considering if u sleep for 6 hours, u have sufficient time to bathe n eat n do other things while watching 6 movies... yet i always ended up watching 3 and calling it a day... on weekdays its just 1 or even none... if i can stop my swimming, running, gymming... i would have enough time to do a lot of things... but that would make me become a couch potato... if only u could watch movies while u are sleeping... most ppl are already doing it, dreaming is a form of movies...
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i think i am beginning to hibernate... yesterday sleep at 2330, wake up at 10... watch some movie and went to slp at 1700 and wake up at 1900... duno why leh but my eyes feel so tired... or maybe i am starting to feel exhausted liao...
supposed u are reincarnated... surely u would have forgotten what u were in ur previous life right... becos when u die u have to drink the meng po soup that washes ur brain so that u can start afresh before going for rebirth... then why issit that the boy boy from "bungee jumping of their own" can remember some images of his previous life... even the gods oso so kiam 1, wanted to save on the soup they go n dilute it, thats why ppl still can remember abit of their previous life...
the reason i mentioned tt film was meant for gays n lesbians in blog union is that the boy was a girl in his previous life... and he cant forget his lover... so he went from straight to gay... a good excuse for all gays becos they can say they were gers in their previous lives... and that lover who didnt died but is older now actually like the boy even though he know it is wrong to be gay... yet whenever he sees the boy boy, it always reminded him of the ger...
so things start to get illogical and they ended up together without giving a damn to wat the old man's wife, the boy boy's gf n frens think... and they decided to end their lives together in hope that they will be reincarnated as boy n ger... if its ger n ger then they have to go n die again until they get the right combination...
if they can still maintain their identity after going thru so many reincarnations... i supposed i must be some animal some hundred years ago since i haben met anyone whom i have never seen b4 yet felt so close to...
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