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November 28, 2004 COLOURED.



my testimonial to be pasted on a photo album for future recruits! LOL

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3:46 PM


hey hey, ppl watching singapore idol should know who the heck is christopher michael lee right... guess what, he used to be from alpha company too... i only found out about that after reading autobiographies of past recruits from alpha... our current batch also has to write one each for the future batches to see... some sort of a forced testimony for alpha company la judging by their words, quite fake leh, all put love army and shit... once out of the island everyone is taking turns complaining about how sucky it is and how much they want to get out as soon as possible...

chris lee doesnt seem to be a good church boy after reading his autobiography... wun go into details about what he wrote but he seems pretty desperate for some sex...

and theres another singapore idol who was from alpha too... remember the malay guy who sing that solitaire song and made it to the 2nd round then decided to withdraw... seems that there are many talents around alpha, who knows one day i may be selling some slim 10 pills on tv...

i got the chance to report sick last week for my cough that has been going on for duno how long liao... been dragging the visit becos of all the important events coming up, finally last week only got SOC which is not a requirement to pass anymore... so i took the chance to go see the doctor and their bad assistants... yea the medics' attitude suck real bad, u down there sick sick and they treat u like prisoners... thank goodness i wasnt going there becos of fever, otherwise can die ah...

there is a big problem with the medical center leh, tt day i have to wait for 4 hours before i can leave the center with my medicine everything... waiting time so long, time spent inside the room for doctor to examine so short... made worse by the fact that he told me to go get a xray of my chest so that he can know more about my condition... then the kuku xray room not opened, one nice medic tells us go eat liao then come back for xray... another 1 hour wasted waiting for the xray room to open... 4 other guys from my platoon were also reporting sick with me but they all already finished their stuff liao while im still stuck at the medical center with all the chao keng fatties...

when he told me to go for an xray i was worried it might be something serious... the thought of downgrading my status is terrible, especially when im thinking of signing... luckily he said there was nothing serious about it...

anyone knows the difference between chest infection and lung infection? chest infection is like ur chest got some fungus growing or stuff like that right while lung infection is ur lungs inside got any shit stuck inside or not right... so if u report that you are coughing and the doctor wants to have an xray, it should be checking for lung infection right... but he wrote down there chest infection... go figure...

during my stay there, i encountered a self confessed malingering guy from raven... he said that he visits the center once a week and he got his high temperature from drinking hot water... he said his sergeants also teach them methods of getting fever or faking it... he was all ready to get his status so he can pack up and go home liao until the doctor told him there is something wrong with his chest and needs to go the the hospital to check again... lol, from happy he become sian liao, must waste more time to go to the hospital for more tests...

so my last week has been pretty relaxing and pretty blur blur cos of the effects of the medicine... good thing was i dun get to sweat it out during the soc, never got to do the rundown throughout my 9 weeks, only tested out the obstacles nia... think ask me run i sure die lol...

2:56 PM

November 27, 2004 COLOURED.


definition of metrosexuals by gays

metrosexual = wanting to be gay but embaressed about being labelled gay

hmm... enuf said... TOTALLY AGREED

7:10 PM


went sightseeing on maplestory with some cheats and took some pictures until i realised i press thw wrong button to screen shots... kuku

anyway i use the cheat becos tt acc is going to be deleted soon anyway, might as well go and see got what nice nice things to explore around. will post more soon

7:05 PM

November 15, 2004 COLOURED.



if you're style, then you deserve a style desktop! =D

2:40 PM



The Day I Choked on HACKS

on my way to collect my new glasses when i was sucking 2 hacks regular inside my mouth... lol nowadays i take 2 at a time becos its more potent leh, take 1 like no kick like that... but i didnt realise whats supposed to soothe ur throat can actually soothe ur soul to heaven...

i walk halfway then i started coughing then the hacks went inside my throat... SONG BO, somemore just eat one so that piece is like tua leng gong like that, super big... first time cough it went in, the second time cough it came out... SIBEI HENG AH

i tell u if my second cough cause the 2nd piece of hacks to go inside the throat as well, i think thats it liao, confirmlie down there on the floor face blue blue and bubbles coming out from the mouth like snails producing slime...

if i lie down there, i would have wasted $285 on glasses that i never get a chance to wear, never have the chance to tell her i love her, and never have the chance to slack anymore...

duno la, so many weird things have been happening recently, i sense its not the end yet, there should be one big finale coming up soon... yu wun know when you are going to die but when the signs are there, you can sense it...

death is an opton, failure is not

2:39 PM

November 14, 2004 COLOURED.



COCKROACH!!!!

walan eh, this afternoon play maple story until my head gong gong then my mother tell me go down to help her carry things... take the things liao go inside the elevator then i spotted something on the plastic bag i was carrying...

then it disappear to somewhere because it isnt there anymore, i thought it fly away or something, THEN I FELT SOMETHING GOING UP INSIDE MY SHORTS...

i shake shake my shorts abit trying to get the thing off, i thought mosquito bite then itchy or something so i not quite hysterical yet... THEN I FELT THE THING MOVING UP MY SHIRT...

my mother saw that i was flipping my shorts and ask whats wrong, i said there was something inside, then she also help shake shake abit just for the sake of shaking... THEN THE BLOODY FUCK THE THING CAME OUT FROM MY SHIRT AND WAS FLYING AROUND... WTF THAT THING WAS A COCKROACH... my mother see liao also went "WALAN EH"

CB A COCKROACH MOVING AROUND MY BODY LIKE CHAR BOR LIKE THAT, WHY SO HORNY 1 COCKROACH HUH, ur male cockroach not sexy enough as me issit HUH...

i tell you my life is screwed up ever since the field camp, cant jump for standing board jump, fell into the barb wire, coughing non stop, spectacles damaged, and now cockroach want to join in the fun...

8:16 PM

November 13, 2004 COLOURED.



this is the FUN i am talking about, they said its at the beach but getting there is like going thru the dungeon.....

9:21 PM



this is me at my current lvl, cant wait to get up to lvl30 for my 2nd job advancement, then can start to go havoc more liao, sick and tired of killing snails and slimes, i see the rest like so fun like that lol

9:20 PM



this one is more manageable, ribbon pigs n normal pigs, but that ironhog CMI!!! come to think of it, i think this is the pig beach, but i duno where is the exact location. anyone can guide me there?

9:18 PM



i can kill wild boars, but cant survive when they come in numbers, this guy really crazy loh, fireboars i cant even kill 1 and he got hordes going after him

9:16 PM



i really scared of dungeon liao loh, 1598 DAMAGE!!!! sure die ah go in there!!!

9:14 PM



some screen shots taken from someone's character

9:12 PM


the phone rang at exactly this time 0123 hrs

"hello, ni de lao po zai shui jiao le ah" (ur wife slp already?)

- "uh"

"hao, bu yao cao ni le, bye bye" (ok, shant disturb u)

WTF, why would someone call at this kind of weird hour asking for my wife... my wife (snoopy) is sleeeping soundly on my bed thank you very much... should be someone who called wrongly, even if its for my mother, they should know she sleeps early... who knows im receiving a call from some other dimension...

1:20 AM

November 12, 2004 COLOURED.




paisei ar, i wasnt on confinement or anything like that... too busy playing maple story until forget to blog liao lol... now can blog becos i downloading more n more movies ma, so better type my shit down before i go click on that mushroom icon again...

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3 DAY TEST

i think i have an idea more or less where i will be heading to after my bmt if i didnt sign on... my performance throughout the 3 day test was very pathetic... 8km route march i managed to complete to after that i start to feel very uncomfortable liao... then kena scolded by sergeant to scram and go see the medic... somemore say me weakling wor, lol quite true la, down there i a bit of struggling... my mentality not there, so do a lot of things always slow movement or cant do it well...

the test i volunteer as signaller that one damn relax... better than the anti tank weapon guy and medic... all i need to do is use the signal set and play with it... but the missions like shit la, suay suay first mission i tio 2ic liao... there is no example for us then the ic and me blur blur duno what to do... the team also duno what is expected of them... so we just give instructions on the main objective without noting the minor details... ended up both of us kena fuck upside down, left and right, up and down, sideways and diagonally... enemy is approaching but there is no cover for the team tying the rope, then the cover use the wrong positions, by right should be kneeling to see clearly instead of proning down... actually either way also can la, but the assessor quite strict and demanding... the mission was declared a failure because all the blur cocks are just blur blur down there, i see you, you see me... then all veri sian since the first mission we already cock up big time liao...

second mission was better but then we fail again... just managed to pass la when the assesssor pity us abit... later for that day the team know more or less their roles and the ic and 2ic jobs became more relaxing as the team members start to do things without being told what to do... our team no welfare one, some teams go straight to their destinations one loh, we have to follow the exact route they give us and go one fucking big round cutting thru tall grass... although its good la, train the navigators see they know how to move from place to place or not... actually the navigators are quite useless really, whenever we reach a place where there are more than one crossing point, the sergeant will always tell the navigators which is the correct way... so short cut or the long big round makes no difference if the navigators are not given full authority... just have to see ur sergeant hardworking or not... too bad our team sergeant is la, suay suay have to waste time walk so long...

one of the games states that we are inside enemy lines and our movement must be good so that the enemies will not be alerted... so our team end up down there leopard crawling a very far distance to the site... machiam like doing the bic during the last day of field camp like that... i was thankful that i only need to leopard crawl with just the SBO and rifle... lol the anti tank weapon guy and the medic down there fucking struggling... all of us reach liao the 4 of them still lagging behind by at least half the distance sia... the assessor tell us to give them some moral encouragement so we down there cheering for them like they running 100m like that in tortoise mode... i thought the 4 of them must be thinking "fuck la, cheer what shit, carry so heavy things no more strength to crawl liao cheer also no use"... i also dun understand the meaning of cheering, its not a form of steriods where kena cheered liao, you suddenly received an energy boost or what shit... cheeering actually serves as a form of distraction... you will find out later on the SOC part that cheering is BAD...

later during lunch we found out that some teams no need to do the stupid leopard crawl sia... they just walk straight there then commence their mission... kuku bird one, lunchtime i never eat anything, i just lie down there to rest... the weather at the reclaimed land realli buay tahan... so hot, my mind was already gong gong already wearing that helmet and suffering from dehydration... thought of falling out but dun want to go through the test all over again... so down there trying to endure and hope the weather turns better...

and it really did, it started to rain for a while and all teams have to head back to the training shed... i was happy like fuck, no more hot weather and suddenly i felt a lot better after filling my bottles and downing water at the training shed... the last mission super fast finish, not that we are competent enough la, the assessor want to go home liao so the whole thing he make chop chop loh... that mission i super relax, he made me the casualty then i just lie down there wait for people to fireman lift me and run... lol i was enjoying it while seeing my teammates scolding profanities for me being too heavy... please la, i tink i am one of the lightest around esp after the field camp loh, so many people say i lost weight liao and still say me heavy...

the last day of test went quite smoothly la, pass all the missions, i did my part nice nice for them... i think i participated more tt day than the second day... the second day i was really like standing at one corner see them do all the work like i am also part of the assessing team... duno why i tio 2ic again... supposed to be ic and 2ic for each person... for my mission my 2ic role realli is like just a name only... the ic gave all the instructions liao and i got nothing to add on leh, then during the mission the ic supervise everything swee swee and i down there just repeating what he said... felt kinda like an idiot la but i dun really care anyway, he wants to be in the limelight then so be it...

the peer appraisial part for the test i think i all anyhow put, some have the leadership, some dun have trying to act have, some like me dun have and cant be bother to act have... my ranking should be quite low la, throughout the test i quite low profile and i didnt participate that much in most of the missions really... they said that the test assessment results doesnt really affect where you will be posted as the big percentage comes from the test which we did some time back at the cmpb before we were enlisted... whatever it is, i am happy the test is over and there is no more outfield liao!

NAVY AND ME

u know i am glad that i didnt sign up for army during my poly years... i was so nearly there to signing until jimmy was a bit reluctant... enter army liao, still interested in signing up and always looking forward to their recruitment talks... our company sergeant major gave us a hint on what to sign up for if we are really interested... he said that most of the recruits went for either the air force or the navy, very few wanted the army... first up was the army talk... they have tech spec e which is kinda related to my study but the pay was like shit... the officer vocations was pretty sucky, only got combat vocations, no engineering one... last time i would have like combat vocations, but now inside army liao huh, think of outfield only want to cry liao still want to get combat for what... wanted to get the intelligence officer but they say its not opened... so army i already missed out...

the air force talk was a bit... ........... they brought the girls to show that ppl flying in the skies always get the girls... so damn haolian sia... but i am still interested la, becos my friend was always talking about his uncle who signed on as senior tech, the pay quite good and he was like a slacker down there nothing much to do one... too bad my diploma cannot qualify for senior tech... i am eligible for aoss but tt one i fail the eyesight requirement... so its goodbye airforce and goodbye girls...

last to arrive is the navy...not that interested at first until the speaker started talking... he makes an excellent sales pitch leh, everything that comes out from his mouth sounds too good to be true loh... the systems spec quite good leh.... can learn a lot of things...

i went for the follow up talk for the navy one and i think i have made up my mind on it liao... wanted to join, but then i need to gather 3 sureties to complete the signing... my mother still a bit reluctant because she wanted me to continue studying after my ns... i dun see the point of studying anymore when i cant get into the local universities... go private u or overseas waste more money leh, somemore not that recognised their degrees...

becos of the navy part, everything i do now in army is quite lan lan suck thumb already... i was waiting for the navy to grab me out of this shit hole so that i can get seasick everyday... but navy quite slow leh, army and air force has already finished their interviews already, army somemore already completed the prelim signing of contracts... navy they said is supposed to go for interviews during the block leave... now is the block leave liao but we still havent received any notice of going to cmpb for interviews... its kind of scary la, wait you dun get a chance to go for interview becos they dun have empty slots anymore then i miss my chance of joining navy... means i will be dead in army liao... have to pray pray pray very hard that i end up being a man instead of being posted to sispec becos i already no chance of ocs liao... really hope the navy calls soon, 4 more weeks to pop only leh, i dun want to crawl in mud anymore... i want to vomit at sea so that i can be anorexic!

PEER APPRAISAL PT2

the reason why i hope the navy really comes calling is i have already told my section mates i am going to the navy... so i said just give me average or bad grades for the peer appraisal... most of the guys in the platoon want ocs, but i only give to those who said it earlier... some i see really got the ability one i also put them top 10 la... the bottom 10 i put all the ppl i dun like... a bit biased and racist la, i put indian in the bottom 10 because i dun like his face and his figure... he is super thin loh, more thinner than ger u know, his waist like what the fuck... can go and be supermodel pattern one... his marching like sashaying down the aisle doing the catwalk... its no secret he wants to be in ocs, but judging by the tribal council, he is as good as gone...

got one guy looks like uchu one i also put him bottom 10... not that i dun like uchu la, i dun like this guy's voice... bloody irritating like small kid voice like that... like to eat snake and chao keng and talk big... all these attributes add up to a big thumbs down... an interesting fact is i thought only i dun like him only, then i go ask around and found that quite a lot share the same thoughts as me...

another guy is nicknamed mushroom by us becos his thighs are growing mushrooms... he is also high on the list of the worst performers... he is on the sick list more often then on the fighting fit strength... initially i thought his problems were real, spoke to him before and he sound quite sincere... esp since the day when he fainted during the test where he kinda lost the feeling of his hands for a while... later on i heard more and more insights about his true self... about how he faked it so that he spent a lot of time on physiotherapy instead of going for training... can be a good friend really, but he needs to change his attitude... i also hate the army what, but when they tell you to do things, just do it loh, no need to find excuses just to skip it... or at the very minimum come up with a believable excuse instead of a super duper lame one which makes the rest dulan with u...

one guy has the looks of a pervert and hes at the bottom too... but his one is purely based on his actions... always eat snake, and really like to take his own sweet time doing things... act wayang wayang, always dun want to stand in front... meal times always rush to the front... no idea how come he still got buddy sia...

there are 2 guys whom i put in bottom 10 not becos of their actions... rather its their appearance and manner of speaking... i know this form of judgement is unfair but i cant reallly stand to see their faces la... the sight of them irritates me and every word they speak is stinging my ear drums... i have to say sorry la, but i just dun like ur face... LOL

IPPT

veri dulan with ippt liao... already taken 3 test and i passed all 3... everytime i am so nearly there to silver... my standing board jump really cannot make it... last time can jump ard 230... now always hovering ard 216 and 221... die die cannot pass the 225 to get my silver sia... duno why loh... the rest of the stations is okie, my pullups neber increase liao, i always around 12 pullups like that... the rest are all catching up or surpassing me liao...

the only thing i am happy about is my 2.4km run... from 11:01 to 11:09 to 10:16... LOL 10:16 leh, best timing so far for me loh... shed at least 50 seconds from the previous run... somemore tt one was done 3 days after tt 11:09 run and 2 days after the dumb 3km run... tt 10:16 i really run like i never run before, duno why la, by right i run so fast also no use... my first station is always the sbj then everytime always tio 216 221... bloody kuku sian afterwards all the time... my tt 10:16 test hor, all the stations get 5 points except for sbj get 2 points only, super spoiler... even if i good good get 234 for sbj also cannot get gold... i never run below 10mins before how to go under 9:45 sia... left one more ippt test only then no more liao... hope my legs got grow springs for that day... then can boink boink until far far... then 2.4km will run like going to see boa like that...

THE DAY I FELL INTO BARB WIRE

i got no idea how ppl manage to go under 10:30 going thru the soc... okie so far we haben started the run down yet... but with my boots i cannot run fast leh... the most i can do is only jog jog jog... and that surely takes up a lot of time sia loh... went thru the obstacles tt time with the sbo helmet rifle... the first 2 was easy... then the step up we never try before huh, he told us never mind just do... the platoon sergeant down there "go francis go"... so i said "yes platoon sergeant" and i run and i step on the log and i said "WOAH" and i landed straight into the barb wire... and the platoon sergeant went "WHAT THE FUCK"

it was kinda funny and embaressing leh tt situation... they say only fat guys will fall into the barb wire so there i was lying inside the barb wire and being told not to move while they get me out of that mess... i think i step on the log too fast liao then my feet slip so fall directly into the barb wire... its not a life and death situation... i only suffered cuts on my hands and some bleeding here and there... guess what, it felt kinda comfortable lying down there with your uniform... machiam like bed like that, the wire not bad, they got derust it frequently and theres no chance of ur wounds getting in contact with rust... good job wiremakers!

for some reason after i receive some treatment from the medic, i can complete the swing trainer in 1 go leh, i feel like a monkey all over again... but the low rope i still got problem stepping properly, still using alot of arm power to lift myself up... completed 1 round then go back to training shed to rest... actually by right should go 2 round one but i a bit phobia the step up liao so i never go 1 more round... i scared 2nd time i do i go straight into the wire again...

not only me go and enjoy the barb wire leh, quite a few also landed inside the barb wire... quite an experience la, should try landing in it at least once so that you have more tales to tell the rest when u grow old... and one thing, now u know why cheering is actually bad... everyone said the step up is easy, i thought it was easy too until i went "woah" into the wire...

11:09 AM

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