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July 31, 2006 COLOURED.
what is filial piety?
Main Entry: filial piety
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: in Confucian thought, one of the virtues to be cultivated, a love and respect for one's parents and ancestors
what is love, what is respect?
LOVE
A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.
Sexual passion.
Sexual intercourse.
A love affair.
An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.
A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used as a term of endearment.
An expression of one's affection: Send him my love.
A strong predilection or enthusiasm: a love of language.
The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love.
Love Mythology. Eros or Cupid.
often Love Christianity. Charity.
Sports. A zero score in tennis.
RESPECT
re·spect (r-spkt)
tr.v. re·spect·ed, re·spect·ing, re·spects
To feel or show deferential regard for; esteem.
To avoid violation of or interference with: respect the speed limit.
To relate or refer to; concern.
n.
A feeling of appreciative, often deferential regard; esteem. See Synonyms at regard.
The state of being regarded with honor or esteem.
Willingness to show consideration or appreciation.
respects Polite expressions of consideration or deference: pay one's respects.
A particular aspect, feature, or detail: In many respects this is an important decision.
Usage Problem. Relation; reference. See Usage Note at regard.
i have a confession to make... my grandmother has been in hospital since god knows how long and i have never visited her once... zero, zilch, none, nil, kosong, ling dan, nothing...
thats my flaw... and thats just me... if my presence will help improve her condition, then i will make an appearance... but then i will feel like i am the pope with healing powers... just touch the forehead of any people and then i will heal them just like that... if thats the case then all the doctors must have hated me for putting them out of business... spend so much to get into medicine school and just when u thought u can finally come out and start putting what u have learnt over the years to good use, here i am curing ppl of aids, cancer, leukeamia, rabbies, tuberculosis, hepatitis a,b,c to z with just one hand...
the price? if pretty ger then have to spend a night, ugly then free, if guys whether handsome or ugly also free... so gers pls uglify urself before u come and seek the holy healing hand...
so i reckon that i am not the pope, i go there will not improve her condition... so here i am at home doing nothing... playing game, blogging, sometimes going out... just anywhere but the hospital...
do i feel bad, maybe... esp when my mother keep asking me whether i got go n c my grandmother or not... there is one time where i very cb... i am so near the place tt time loh... i was at outram park waiting for my friend at night... we were going clubbing... might as well go n c her for a while since its just so near outram park... but i didnt go... i just wait for my friend and off we went for clubbing...
even if i go there i also duno do what... like hello ah ma how r you, looking good ah... sounds so fake loh... how can anyone be looking good and feeling good when u are down there lying down on the hospital bed and cant walk aroudn properly... i tink most ppl can do it, but i cant bring myself to tell lies... i was born to be a honest person...
if its my parents or sister then i will go la, that one different story... if its ppl thats not directly my family one i wouldnt tink or worry so much...
call me unfilial...
filial to me is not upsetting ur parents or disappoint them all the time... i say all the time becos i know at some time of ur life u r bound to do something to infuriate them... the best is just do it in moderation... dun overdo it... the lesser the better just like how gers should wear their clothes... the lesser the better...
each parent has different degrees of expectations for their kids... so u have to test your luck to see how much ur parent expect of u... some wan good grades... some wan U grads... some wan sex slaves (father raping daughters are common)... some wan rich kids... the best is those who just wan them to be happy in whatever they do...
when u have achieved their goals for u... whether be it straight As, dean of U, or really sex slaves... they are satisfied and that to me is filial piety... of course theres more to that la... but it will take forever to list down liao...
from the look of it, u can tell that i have no love for my relatives... the fact is i really have no love for my relatives... such a contradiction considering everyone knows how guai i am but they wun believe i am such a cold blooded person...
is it worrying? i say im just a normal person who needs to balance his yin n yang...
1:50 AM
July 30, 2006 COLOURED.
maybe im slow... ppl have already started raving about ms japan kurara chibana... u cant blame me, i dun catch ms universe ever since jamie teo last appeared way back in 2000 or 2001? cant remember...
anyway, i spotted her picture in the new paper the other day and i cant help but stare at it... i was like wow wow wow wow wow wow wow... ms universe got such quality one ah, i always thought its always the langar lorry faces that win the contests... well, those langar lorries really did win this year's ms universe... though stated that ms kurara chibana was a crowd favorite, she ended up runner up to a face langar lorry one...
i tried to source the net for more photos for her but it always come up with the same pictures one leh... luckily i managed to hit paydirt... got one website got many of her pictures sia... and she appear stunning in every single picture... wtf... in the world got such person really is sibei rare sia...
in the end, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, i dun blame ppl if they say she where got pretty... i mean hey, quite a number do fancy xu chun mei... whose face is not langar lorry one, is kena the bulldozer run over... so i cant say much la... but i have to say majority will agree that ms kurara chibana is indeed a hot gal... come on, she dances flamenco and she looks so exotic... if she were to perform flamenco in public i guess every guy nostrils will spray blood all over the place... yea, spray, not nose bleed... shes just too hot to handle man... LOL
dun worry for ppl who are bored with the official ms universe pictures... i have others... and i will post them for my future posts until i dun have anymore...
PS: i have a picture of her with a female singaporean actress!!!
9:13 PM
July 29, 2006 COLOURED.
ni na bu eh cb... fail the inspection test sia :(
finally got a taste of whats its like to go through redcon inspection... it wasnt as bad as i thought based on what my seniors' experience went through... i thought they would be like aiming ppl esp junior guys like to me to test on our knowledge of how much we know about our stuff...
the observers and inspectors so many, i see them come towards me i try to move way from them as far as possible... the observers were quite ok, after all they were from xue's ship they were there to learn some pointers... its the inspectors that were... abit crazy...
one in particular was quite yaya papaya... down there talking trash all the time so irritating... basically he was just playing the bad guy la, trying to make us look like shit like that, then the big crabby around he will be like licking n holding his balls like they taste delicious... sometimes i wonder, is it because i am not gay whereby i dun like the taste of balls thats why im not an officer... no doubt not all officers are like that, most of them appreciate what us specialists do esp the junior officers... maybe as u get more senior ur wings get harder so thats why u have scant respect for anyone below u...
to go far, there are 2 routes...
1: be humble
2: suck balls like how u pay prostitute to suck ur balls
i mean prostitute because ur gf or wife wouldnt suck ur balls the way prostitutes do... if ppl are paid well to do the dirty job, they will do it well... if ppl dun pay, then what u get is just lousy work... in simpler terms... bangalas throw our rubbish everyday not because they smell like rubbish... its because they are paid to do the dirty work thats why they are willing to throw our rubbish... as for the remark about smelling like rubbish, they dun smell of rubbish if u stop hiring them to be cleaners... hire bangalas to work in the office and i bet they will smell like roses... so ppl, dun discriminate ok, they are doing the dirty job for us... u want them to smell nice can, go n clear ur own rubbish loh... understand? understooded
throughout the inspection, they didnt specifically asked for me for assessment... there was only one incident but even then i wasnt sure what was the situation here... was it real one or they purposely do something thats why its not working... the yaya papaya officer was telling me about one of our system was not functioning properly... i thought he was talking cock only since all day he was talking trash anyway and i cant be bothered about his remarks... but later he repeated his statement again and asking someone from my department to go take a look...
sure enough, there was something wrong with the system, i thought they didnt do anything and the system really got some fault or what... i thought maybe it will go back to normal after some time, but my PO decided to take action and went to investigate the root of the problem... in the end he managed to fix it and as it turn out, the inspectors were the ones who did it... you know to test whether we know how to troubleshoot stuff when things go wrong... for a moment i was lost, all along i thought they never do anything and i just wait for the system, hoping it will go back to normal... so there was me...
other than that, there were a number of things which didnt go too well... all the little things add up to the overall assessment and the end result is... we have to go another time... :(
10:20 PM
July 25, 2006 COLOURED.
"excuse me sir may i know how old are you?"
those in the insurance company one sure know how to get ppl to buy their plans... i still remember the first time i was approached... they always say the easiest targets are the botak head ones... meaning ppl who have just joined national service la... u can see so many insurance agents around pasir ris interchange every weekend talking to the botak heads... and the best thing of all is... all of them are female...
its like a war, between the girls, see who can attract more males judging by the number of plans they sell or the number of forms they managed to get the guys to fill up successfully... a pretty easy way to get handsome guys number too without feeling slutty... the first time i was approached i thought it was nothing... so i just filled in my particulars and left for that bloody tekong island...
soon someone started to call my hp, asking for a time where we could meet... initially i was like wah, ger ask guy out ah, so good sia... maybe some idiots will be happy like fuck... but hor my excitement soon died down once my fellow army mate told me he also got a msg from this particular girl who wanted to meet... and it just so happen its the same ger... if u are the bf u would feel so betrayed right... thats the case with me loh... except im not the bf la... LOL, whatever la, she just want to clinch more deals... after all, more guys = more chances to close deal...
i didnt meet up with her, citing many lame excuses... she even suggested to meet at yew tee so that it will be convienent for me... but i just never meet her la... after many persistent msgs and calls (i even purposely go "huh huh huh, i cant hear you" and cancel call after i picked up lo), she finally gave up and stop pestering me liao...
it wasnt a very good experience with those bloody insurance company lo... and for all their marketing strategy with girls go n attack guys while the male will go n attack gers... i was attacked by a male and he convinced me... LOL heaven knows how many plans i have now... 3 savings, 1 investment, 1 medi... all from same person, all from same company... a pity the females duno how to service me well... my agent must be laughing all the way to the bank...
was on my way to meet meihui on sunday when you know... the female attack male strategy... i saw a girl beginning to walk towards me liao... i was already starting to shifting my walking direction as far from her as possible liao... then she started running towards me like i am the finishing line like that... she opened her mouth and said some words... omg, so poor thing, shes mute! maybe she wants me to donate some money ba...
i decided to present her the gift of voice as i took out my earphones from my ear... ahhh finally i could hear what she was saying...
"how old are u"
"84"
"ooh scared me, i thought u 84 yrs old, 21 yrs ah"
"ya"
wah lau, like that how... simple maths also duno, even worse than my tortoise... how to cut it as an insurance agent when u got problems with ur maths... like that how u present numbers n figures n statistics to ur customers sia... all anyhow project one sibo...
the next question she asked, i guessed she found the wrong person...
"do u have a savings plan"
"ya"
i guessed they are all very unfortunate to have asked me... i am perhaps the most financially sound among my peers... not say alot but considering that my savings only started to grow after i sign on... i have to say i am content and satisfied so far although i could have done something to improve it even further... i only monitor my situation once in a while to c how im doing instead of checking every week... heck my fren return me money i also never go c see my account whether he got really return or not... duty lagi best, help ppl do i also duno they got give me the money or not... maybe becos im not desperate for money thats why i can have this luxury...
the dollars n cents count alot to me in the past... i tink all the way until poly then i started to loosen my purse a bit... that was because i was wondering why i even bother to complain about the difference in prices between starbucks coffee and kopitiam coffee... i always whine abt the minor dollars n cents difference while i seem to have no problem forking out a thousand to get a new computer although i can get a cheaper one by a hundred or so... a hundred dollars can buy many starbucks coffee... now u get what i mean? so then i decided to apply this logic to my philosophy...
more of that and the art of saving in the next post...
lets just say u have to know my history to know why i am doing what im doing now :)
12:22 AM
July 23, 2006 COLOURED.
What if there was no lie
Nothing wrong, nothing right
What if there was no time
And no reason, or rhyme
What if you should decide
That you don't want me there by your side
That you don't want me there in your life
i fear my blog is going to become obsessed with the ojts... just their third day onboard only and ppl are complaining about them, and they are complaining about the ship... i guess thats common la in the beginning... it takes time for ppl to adapt to new environment and it takes time for ppl to accept them...
their 2nd day only and i was alr summoned to answer to cwcs... tt incident was not my fault... my plan was going well until ppl decided to interfere and take things into their own hands... maybe i should have predicted it, when i was an ojt i was being thrown around like rag doll like that... wah lau say i wat why i never take care of them properly, why they look so lost... kuku sia, their orientation is not i in charge one lo... although i am so called in charge la, but i dun have the full authority of the petty officers to do what i like with my ojts... i can only guide them and i cant demand them to do things lo...
and te third morning the bloody buffer crazy summon my ojts and say them in front of the ship company... nei nei, they are not his ojts can they dun bother so much or not, ever since he became the buffer he is abit kee siao one... so garang on deck but his piping like kuku... even the newly posted also can do better than him... might as well tell him to go n understudy us do duty as qm better...
their progress quite slow sia... 3rd day liao and they never learn much... heng got sailing then at least they get to do some hands on for their specialised area -- navigation... i ojt that time no chance at all lo, even have to go n attach to other ship then can learn... so they learn... but im not interested as to how much they can absorb, im bothered about the qm stuff... so on friday when we came back, we have to do alot of cleaning up and i feel like killing them...
the officer ask what is the plan for the ojts and they say they duno... i told them before le saturday then they can go home... and just in the afternoon i already told one of them that they can stop dreaming of going home on friday... the officer was tinking of letting them go since there as no plan for them... i quickly interrupted him by saying that they were only supposed to go home on saturday... he question me and ask who gave the orders and lucky i never say me... hahaha
like all ojts, they all onli know how to whine and whine, give them something to copy they will say so many... in the end i give them copy abit before calling it a day... after all i also sibei steam... but at least they get to rest... i still have to pei them, then rest half hour before go n do my duty...
these few days i have been tinking about what ppl say to me about handling ppl... cwcs say ppl wun listen if u dun have a tough stand... and some of my fellow ppl tink i am too soft on my ojts... i will be glad if they dun interfere at all and just let me deal with them as i wish... gan asked me if i am unhappy about them interfering and i said yes... guess he could tell that i was unhappy about ppl touching my ojts when i dun even say a thing... if they like to meddle so much then next time their ojts come i am going to enter into the picture and play with them... cb
in the first place, i never treat them as ojts... i treat them like fren fren... basically i dun wan ppl to be treated like dogs like that... i also know that i dun need to look good at all to be a good guy... there are too many bad ppl onboard ship to make me become angelic... i am their guardian angel amidst the darkness aura surrounding the ship...
the next morning just before they left... they said something which i didnt expect at all...
"thank you for your guidance, if not we tink we will be dead"
WTF, I DID SO LITTLE AND THEY ARE GRATEFUL FOR IT? then over the next few weeks tink they will set up a shrine and they will worship me... francis the savior of ojts... then erect one statue at the base so every ojt before they step onboard ship can go and pray down there... lol, sibei lame...
i did mention before, the greatest satisfaction of being a trainer is seeing someone under ur guidance blossom into someone as good as u, or even surpass the master... me not being a vocal person, i never say thanks to ppl whom have taught me over the years... be it studies or life skills or perceptions to life... buti am forever grateful to them for opening my mindset...
for all of their shortcomings, just one word alone and all is forgiven... now i understand why ppl love kids... irritating like hell but one smile from themand all is forgiven... i feel so fatherly right now i feel that i can start a family anytime... LOL
2:58 AM
July 19, 2006 COLOURED.
the next two weeks will be a defining moment in terms of work... i will be aimed by the assessors next week liao... and i still haven go n study yet... hahaha duno la, i want to do well... not because i wan to bring my department down, i wan to excel, every question they shoot i will return back with more info... like that they will look me the up and in a way i can score with the officers... hahhaa, evil! but hor, say easy la... do hard...
my new ojts also come today liao... only one of them is staying with us but im quite happy with both of them so far for their first day... they dun look like those fucked up types... i was kinda relieved, finally got ppl under me liao hahaha... in a way i felt honoured when my chief tasked me to take care of them and chief wcs want me to take charge of their qm training... finally i have a chance to prove that my way of teaching will be just as effective as the hard training we had previously... i just hope they wun let me down, otherwise the rest of the ojts coming to our ship will forever be give nthe harsh treatment which i felt was negative all along...
so the new ojts are my guinea pigs... if they succeed, then they will be my one big contribution to the ship before i ask for a transfer... yea, i wanted to move on... but its not going to be easy la, say move then can move... thats y i want to work hard, to prove that i am a capable person... before that, i want to leave a legacy behind... i wanted to have something thats uniquely me, some method or some process or some solution that i created and implemented and having ppl to carry on the project... its hard but i tink its possible... provided i can leave... i wun say where i wan to go, i will only say where when i really can go there...
12:33 AM
July 18, 2006 COLOURED.
double o zouk double o zouk... it doesnt matter to me anyway as long as theres a place to go... they finally decided on double o after the big boss has the final say... it just goes to show seniority really counts alot in my ship... even though it was my friend who initiated this outing and he wanted zouk... my senior says double o and no one dare question back...
"nvm i will settle him"
thats his last words to me before he go and call up the poor chap... with the same core of ppl that went out the other time, we have gan, lim and one lok joining us... lok i duno one, they say he was last time our ship crew also... so unlike the last time, we have a table to ourselves... just becos they open one martell... wanted to change to bigger table and ended up having more n more bottles of drinks...
kinda sucks la, being a poor drinker having to sit in a table full of drinks... u know ppl are going to try and find ways n means to get u to drink... insults, bad remarks all come out from their mouth just to let u get hot and drink to prove them wrong... if u give in, it means they're winning... very simple, just ignore every plea and remarks like u would ignore every fucking gay... if u give in to gays to come n screw u, i really got nothing to say...
but cant be a spoilsport la, at least drink a bit make them happy happy... even if the alcohol content little only u cant be one sip then die liao right... so drink a bit lo... and try to get them to the dance floor... make them forget about the drinks is more important...
it wasnt helped that it was retro... alot of us were like wtf... some were drowning their sorrows in the drinks... me? cant drown la, drown liao i sure mati... what i would call a waste of money... come n drink n vomit n sleep down there without doing anything... like that might as well go coffeeshop drink, still got the beer aunties come n pei u while in ur drunken stupor u think its the sexy girls serving u shooters... but 2 were apparently enjoying retro...
jeffrey n gan... wah lau really lau uncle... they actually like it... i really cant imagine how do ppl actually can groove to this type of music... nonetheless, the floor was empty until midnight when ppl finally drink too much until they realised they are still living in the 80s and start moving along to the tunes of duran duran, ace of base, michael jackson...
usually ppl get to the dancefloor hor... is becos there are girls... if only guys u c it will still be the same... and the girl on the top step was so into it that i dare say she was the one who influenced ppl to come down n move... it was there i learned something new...
never ever find a girlfriend in the clubs... ever... i finally get what people mean when they say with the lights dimmed, everyone looked beautiful... that was the case with the girl there... u will know what i am trying to make a point here... in the dark what u can look for though is love partners to put it nicely... in short it also means fuck buddies... relationship one hmmm rare ba, usually wun last long unless both are really one of a kind type like once in a while tio toto like that loh...
i always thought it was gay to be dancing in a circle when u r all of the same sex... but that was what we did, and i believe thats what most ppl will do when clubbing with ur frens all of the same sex... it would be fun to cut in some other groups, but must c situation la, cut in a bit then move out, dun stay there too long cos will end up like we are the vultures circling our prey... in out in out at least they wun be so pissed if they are not game enough...
to be serious, it was fun n not fun this time round... the alcohol was not getting to my head... even when it did, they cajoled me to drink more and u know what happen la... i go n vomit loh... vomit liao, the kick also gone... not like last time never drink alot but it was just nice enough to keep u intoxicated...
once i vomit i also started to drink alot less liao... those siao eh push the jugs all to my face i take straw sip sip abit nia... like that they also happy la, since they also cant tell how much i drink since they also duno what they doing... so i was quite sober after that le... want to be mabok but dun dare cos the urge to vomit is always there whenever i try to touch any more alcohol...
the rest? well they just drink to their hearts contents la... after wuda left with 2 of his frens... i managed to get sim to join us and later chief comms also come... chief comms come liao ah, i tink everyone die under him... the table still got so many drinks left then sim help to clear some la... but chief comms is sick... damn sick...
i tink their motto is, come out is to drink as much as possible, be crazy n get wasted... he ordered tequila shots for all of us... not once but twice... n he paid for all the shots... even though we yam seng and gan too mabok until he take the jug n whack too hard until one of the shots kena wasted, chief comms just ordered more... siao!!!
i didnt know what it was at first la, after all i duno anything about drinks one, only got see ppl drink before the previous week... shots is just everything down n the rest later then c... i never down it completely sia... should have gulp everything down... my the small cup still got 1/4 left when i placed it back on the table... the moment down liao i feel like its defying gravity and coming back up from my mouth lo... heaven knows how long i sucked the lemon inside my mouth man...
all i can say about this week's night out is all about the booze lo... the end result i tink all were wasted... except for chief comms. one was sitting down on the sofa not responding to any of our talking... later he got up and duno where he was walking... another one was trying to escort him while he himself still mabok and he and go bang against the wall kena eyebrow there bleeding... n he last seen lying face down on the sofa...
jeffrey vomitted 3 - 4 times... not in the toilet... in the corner of the sofa there... poor cleaners... we tore down part of the decor on the walls too... whahahaha. not our fault la... they really too mabok until stand also cannot stand up straight must need to grab onto anything one, so they grab the decor and fell down, pulling it down in the process...
really crazy la, lucky i first to vomit then after that i stopped drinking liao... if i continue i tink i will be wasted like them as well...
i have to be out of my drunken state... becos i was going home alone... the rest all left before me sia... then i duno which bus stop to wait better end up walkin around double o for awhile and talking to meihui over phone at the same time... its amazing how i can remember what i tell her n what she tell me... maybe i already awake liao... after vomit liao already kick gone le ma... :X
the process was fun...
i realised my group really quite gay sia... the way they move... not all la... just two of them... i wun name them to protect them... one of them dance like girl sia... and when they all crazy we really look like a bunch of gays down there... wah lau... heng no gays were around otherwise i tink confirm got ppl go n tackle him one... he really move like a girl!!!
but the aftermath was more interesting... i was late for my duty, gan was sleeping in the bushes before police n ambulance woke him up, jeffrey lost his wallet, sim still suffering from hangover, hanwei he didnt come to ship on monday... hahaha... for ppl who like to get wasted they will find it fun... but personally i prefer to be mabok and dun vomit n moving around like siao lang enjoying the music...
the lives of ship crew has never been so interesting...
2:44 AM
July 14, 2006 COLOURED.
in the middle of writing this... i was at maple waiting for buyer to come n buy my things which i put up for auctions... no not ebay or yahoo auctions... i dun play games to make real money, just play for the sake of playing only one la... im referring to their own version of ebay... instead of searching items through forums to buy the items u want... u can actually search for the items specifically and it will show you if theres any seller or not... it also features buyers who can put adverts on what they wish to buy and how much they are willing to pay... of course not many will respond to them one la...
its only the people who put items up for sale that will get the attention... im selling some of my old stuff just to make space for the insane number of maple equipment i have... i dun intend to sell them... not now, maybe holding it for half year perhaps if i still got play then see how much its worth... and of cos all the trades are done using the game's currency... being in navy is no good in a way that i aolways miss out on super cheap bargains... meaning ppl bid so little also can win... and i didnt get to bid just becos i was on duty... :(~~~~~~
well... who cares right if i am making real money out there... whats a few thousand or million mesos compared to $100 over... LOL
anyway, now also cannot make extra money liao... no thanks to some unforeseen circumstances which is no fault of mine... im not very sad to be honest... though i have to say i feel for those who always dun like to do duty just to be with their loved ones... sorry guys, i love to help but i have no choice... lol dun worry la, the time will come again once everything has died down...
i just realised something... while sailing to most means lack of sleep to them, i have been actually sleeping longer compared to me at home sleeping... i mean wednesday i slept 8 hours, thursday i slept 7 hours... compare that to 2-3 hours the few days prior to sailing... like what my coxswain said, sleep too much until tired... hahaha everyone wanted to kill him when he made that comment... well who can blame the sick chicken... he mc one day come back still so steam, have to go sailing while not yet recovered yet, damn power... good attitude but i still dun like him... hahaha go n be sick longer la... anyway he still got so much leave to clear...
u know my ship got so many superheroes... i dun mean we like to go around wearing latex and showing off our beer bellies n big fat nipples, plus the spermicide underpants... no wonder lois lane dun wan superman... he wear tt red tights so long, make his balls too heaty, cant produce sperm of the super quality... im talking about ppl being named after the superheroes... right now we already have batman & robin, old spiderman and newly recruited new-age spiderman... and before the new-age spiderman, there was a chicken little...
yea, there was a chicken little onboard the ship...
chicken little is not what u would call a super hero... the new-age spiderman thought that chicken little was a superhero... so yea, perhaps chicken little can be mentioned in the same breath as batman... in case you are wondering... I AM THAT CHICKEN LITTLE...
yes, onboard the ship... ppl actually call me chicken little -_-`
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, i mean wah lau, do i look like the chicken who goes around shouting "the sky is falling, the sky is falling"
they have been egging me on to do the dance... just becos im called chicken little... i still duno why they call me that la... im not popular nor hated onboard ship... just the sort of neutral ppl who is low profile... it first came about when my own officer said i look like chicken little...
LOOK LIKE CHICKEN LITTLE!!! OMFG
u mean i look like someone who likes to go around flaunting my sexy diapers? -_-`
at first it was still ok, but once those loudhailer type ppl heard it... u know everyone is going to call u chicken little for the rest of ur life... so there u go, im chicken litte... everyones fave chicken pet... heck already 2 of my ship crew got chicken little on their cars... indeed, the sky is falling -_-```
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July 10, 2006 COLOURED.
first time went dbl o with my friends from ship... there ok la, played rnb... yea, u know, the exact rnb which i hated becos i never liked black music... but it sound good in clubs duno why... maybe my computer speakers make them sound bad... hahha still love trance though... we were trying to get one of my friend to demostrate his dancing skills, salsa and all... but too bad hes not mabok enough to oblige...
my friend was pushing me and another guy towards girls to make them join us but sad to say, or rather fortunately for me i tink, nothing happen... hahaha :D
they push lai push qu for the whole night but nothing happen... only got one small incident... he push me n i lost my footing and kena one girl... i stepped onto her foot! LOL, then she very angry wor, she stared at me then push me... i quickly say sorry and stay clear from her, my friend who keep pushing us the whole night also came over and say his apologies to the girl... although shes ugly, we're gentlemen... LOL
overall quite a fun experience la... the only thing i feel bad is getting meihui to come and then end up never go in at all becos the dj stop spinning liao... feel damn bad, make her come all the way... owe you one k!
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July 08, 2006 COLOURED.
"go and find a gf and marry la, u cant be using ur hand forever or if u cant resist a trip to geylang"
i take offence at that unbelievable remark made by my friend... to me, he made it sound like marriage gives u the license to fuck... for free... isnt it sad when ppl ask you why u decided to get married and ur answer is finally i can fuck without paying... wonder what will they say on their wedding dinner...
"becos we are made for each other~"
*vomits* ppl just dun understand... maybe i too old fashion or what la but hor... marriage is more than just sex la... hmmm why do i sound like girl sia... hahaha, whatever
no wonder hes still single... and hes 2 years older than me... well i also single throughout, got a brief relationship though... but we 2 are two different things la... one is desperate, one is not... i slap you if u think im the one whos desperate...
there are other important things out there for u to do... so dun tink so much about finding girlfriend... i tink its very true u know... u wan to find, it will not appear... you dun find, it will come out of its hiding place lying there waiting for u to catch it... its useless to stress too much on it de la... if all u wan is sex then i think u r not getting the point la... find so long end up just wan to have sex...
why? becos free huh... i know nsf no money, so naturally they are cheapo and like everything to be free... but come to think of it... married liao doesnt mean free sex leh... taking into consideration the amount spent on wedding shots n dinner... minimum cheapest i can think of is 10k... and i dun tink got such cheap deals ba... normal is ard 20k? not sure, never do research... nonetheless... imagine one night 10k... compare that to geylang high class social worker $150... i tink u have been ripped there... unless ur wife guarantees you multiple orgasms or she has the ability to make you go on forever... see, its not about the sex...
the other time while i was doing duty, i was reading a copy of teens which was left behind by one of my friends... i thought it was some corny read until i saw one article that was particularly interesting... i wun tell you what its about... all i can say is, it enlightened me abit about how to react to such awkward situations... anyway, its the jolin cover... those interested can have a look... though i tink fhm n maxim will be more interesting than that! :D
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July 31, 2006 COLOURED.
what is filial piety?
Main Entry: filial piety
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: in Confucian thought, one of the virtues to be cultivated, a love and respect for one's parents and ancestors
what is love, what is respect?
LOVE
A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.
Sexual passion.
Sexual intercourse.
A love affair.
An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.
A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used as a term of endearment.
An expression of one's affection: Send him my love.
A strong predilection or enthusiasm: a love of language.
The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love.
Love Mythology. Eros or Cupid.
often Love Christianity. Charity.
Sports. A zero score in tennis.
RESPECT
re·spect (r-spkt)
tr.v. re·spect·ed, re·spect·ing, re·spects
To feel or show deferential regard for; esteem.
To avoid violation of or interference with: respect the speed limit.
To relate or refer to; concern.
n.
A feeling of appreciative, often deferential regard; esteem. See Synonyms at regard.
The state of being regarded with honor or esteem.
Willingness to show consideration or appreciation.
respects Polite expressions of consideration or deference: pay one's respects.
A particular aspect, feature, or detail: In many respects this is an important decision.
Usage Problem. Relation; reference. See Usage Note at regard.
i have a confession to make... my grandmother has been in hospital since god knows how long and i have never visited her once... zero, zilch, none, nil, kosong, ling dan, nothing...
thats my flaw... and thats just me... if my presence will help improve her condition, then i will make an appearance... but then i will feel like i am the pope with healing powers... just touch the forehead of any people and then i will heal them just like that... if thats the case then all the doctors must have hated me for putting them out of business... spend so much to get into medicine school and just when u thought u can finally come out and start putting what u have learnt over the years to good use, here i am curing ppl of aids, cancer, leukeamia, rabbies, tuberculosis, hepatitis a,b,c to z with just one hand...
the price? if pretty ger then have to spend a night, ugly then free, if guys whether handsome or ugly also free... so gers pls uglify urself before u come and seek the holy healing hand...
so i reckon that i am not the pope, i go there will not improve her condition... so here i am at home doing nothing... playing game, blogging, sometimes going out... just anywhere but the hospital...
do i feel bad, maybe... esp when my mother keep asking me whether i got go n c my grandmother or not... there is one time where i very cb... i am so near the place tt time loh... i was at outram park waiting for my friend at night... we were going clubbing... might as well go n c her for a while since its just so near outram park... but i didnt go... i just wait for my friend and off we went for clubbing...
even if i go there i also duno do what... like hello ah ma how r you, looking good ah... sounds so fake loh... how can anyone be looking good and feeling good when u are down there lying down on the hospital bed and cant walk aroudn properly... i tink most ppl can do it, but i cant bring myself to tell lies... i was born to be a honest person...
if its my parents or sister then i will go la, that one different story... if its ppl thats not directly my family one i wouldnt tink or worry so much...
call me unfilial...
filial to me is not upsetting ur parents or disappoint them all the time... i say all the time becos i know at some time of ur life u r bound to do something to infuriate them... the best is just do it in moderation... dun overdo it... the lesser the better just like how gers should wear their clothes... the lesser the better...
each parent has different degrees of expectations for their kids... so u have to test your luck to see how much ur parent expect of u... some wan good grades... some wan U grads... some wan sex slaves (father raping daughters are common)... some wan rich kids... the best is those who just wan them to be happy in whatever they do...
when u have achieved their goals for u... whether be it straight As, dean of U, or really sex slaves... they are satisfied and that to me is filial piety... of course theres more to that la... but it will take forever to list down liao...
from the look of it, u can tell that i have no love for my relatives... the fact is i really have no love for my relatives... such a contradiction considering everyone knows how guai i am but they wun believe i am such a cold blooded person...
is it worrying? i say im just a normal person who needs to balance his yin n yang...
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July 30, 2006 COLOURED.
maybe im slow... ppl have already started raving about ms japan kurara chibana... u cant blame me, i dun catch ms universe ever since jamie teo last appeared way back in 2000 or 2001? cant remember...
anyway, i spotted her picture in the new paper the other day and i cant help but stare at it... i was like wow wow wow wow wow wow wow... ms universe got such quality one ah, i always thought its always the langar lorry faces that win the contests... well, those langar lorries really did win this year's ms universe... though stated that ms kurara chibana was a crowd favorite, she ended up runner up to a face langar lorry one...
i tried to source the net for more photos for her but it always come up with the same pictures one leh... luckily i managed to hit paydirt... got one website got many of her pictures sia... and she appear stunning in every single picture... wtf... in the world got such person really is sibei rare sia...
in the end, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, i dun blame ppl if they say she where got pretty... i mean hey, quite a number do fancy xu chun mei... whose face is not langar lorry one, is kena the bulldozer run over... so i cant say much la... but i have to say majority will agree that ms kurara chibana is indeed a hot gal... come on, she dances flamenco and she looks so exotic... if she were to perform flamenco in public i guess every guy nostrils will spray blood all over the place... yea, spray, not nose bleed... shes just too hot to handle man... LOL
dun worry for ppl who are bored with the official ms universe pictures... i have others... and i will post them for my future posts until i dun have anymore...
PS: i have a picture of her with a female singaporean actress!!!
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July 29, 2006 COLOURED.
ni na bu eh cb... fail the inspection test sia :(
finally got a taste of whats its like to go through redcon inspection... it wasnt as bad as i thought based on what my seniors' experience went through... i thought they would be like aiming ppl esp junior guys like to me to test on our knowledge of how much we know about our stuff...
the observers and inspectors so many, i see them come towards me i try to move way from them as far as possible... the observers were quite ok, after all they were from xue's ship they were there to learn some pointers... its the inspectors that were... abit crazy...
one in particular was quite yaya papaya... down there talking trash all the time so irritating... basically he was just playing the bad guy la, trying to make us look like shit like that, then the big crabby around he will be like licking n holding his balls like they taste delicious... sometimes i wonder, is it because i am not gay whereby i dun like the taste of balls thats why im not an officer... no doubt not all officers are like that, most of them appreciate what us specialists do esp the junior officers... maybe as u get more senior ur wings get harder so thats why u have scant respect for anyone below u...
to go far, there are 2 routes...
1: be humble
2: suck balls like how u pay prostitute to suck ur balls
i mean prostitute because ur gf or wife wouldnt suck ur balls the way prostitutes do... if ppl are paid well to do the dirty job, they will do it well... if ppl dun pay, then what u get is just lousy work... in simpler terms... bangalas throw our rubbish everyday not because they smell like rubbish... its because they are paid to do the dirty work thats why they are willing to throw our rubbish... as for the remark about smelling like rubbish, they dun smell of rubbish if u stop hiring them to be cleaners... hire bangalas to work in the office and i bet they will smell like roses... so ppl, dun discriminate ok, they are doing the dirty job for us... u want them to smell nice can, go n clear ur own rubbish loh... understand? understooded
throughout the inspection, they didnt specifically asked for me for assessment... there was only one incident but even then i wasnt sure what was the situation here... was it real one or they purposely do something thats why its not working... the yaya papaya officer was telling me about one of our system was not functioning properly... i thought he was talking cock only since all day he was talking trash anyway and i cant be bothered about his remarks... but later he repeated his statement again and asking someone from my department to go take a look...
sure enough, there was something wrong with the system, i thought they didnt do anything and the system really got some fault or what... i thought maybe it will go back to normal after some time, but my PO decided to take action and went to investigate the root of the problem... in the end he managed to fix it and as it turn out, the inspectors were the ones who did it... you know to test whether we know how to troubleshoot stuff when things go wrong... for a moment i was lost, all along i thought they never do anything and i just wait for the system, hoping it will go back to normal... so there was me...
other than that, there were a number of things which didnt go too well... all the little things add up to the overall assessment and the end result is... we have to go another time... :(
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July 25, 2006 COLOURED.
"excuse me sir may i know how old are you?"
those in the insurance company one sure know how to get ppl to buy their plans... i still remember the first time i was approached... they always say the easiest targets are the botak head ones... meaning ppl who have just joined national service la... u can see so many insurance agents around pasir ris interchange every weekend talking to the botak heads... and the best thing of all is... all of them are female...
its like a war, between the girls, see who can attract more males judging by the number of plans they sell or the number of forms they managed to get the guys to fill up successfully... a pretty easy way to get handsome guys number too without feeling slutty... the first time i was approached i thought it was nothing... so i just filled in my particulars and left for that bloody tekong island...
soon someone started to call my hp, asking for a time where we could meet... initially i was like wah, ger ask guy out ah, so good sia... maybe some idiots will be happy like fuck... but hor my excitement soon died down once my fellow army mate told me he also got a msg from this particular girl who wanted to meet... and it just so happen its the same ger... if u are the bf u would feel so betrayed right... thats the case with me loh... except im not the bf la... LOL, whatever la, she just want to clinch more deals... after all, more guys = more chances to close deal...
i didnt meet up with her, citing many lame excuses... she even suggested to meet at yew tee so that it will be convienent for me... but i just never meet her la... after many persistent msgs and calls (i even purposely go "huh huh huh, i cant hear you" and cancel call after i picked up lo), she finally gave up and stop pestering me liao...
it wasnt a very good experience with those bloody insurance company lo... and for all their marketing strategy with girls go n attack guys while the male will go n attack gers... i was attacked by a male and he convinced me... LOL heaven knows how many plans i have now... 3 savings, 1 investment, 1 medi... all from same person, all from same company... a pity the females duno how to service me well... my agent must be laughing all the way to the bank...
was on my way to meet meihui on sunday when you know... the female attack male strategy... i saw a girl beginning to walk towards me liao... i was already starting to shifting my walking direction as far from her as possible liao... then she started running towards me like i am the finishing line like that... she opened her mouth and said some words... omg, so poor thing, shes mute! maybe she wants me to donate some money ba...
i decided to present her the gift of voice as i took out my earphones from my ear... ahhh finally i could hear what she was saying...
"how old are u"
"84"
"ooh scared me, i thought u 84 yrs old, 21 yrs ah"
"ya"
wah lau, like that how... simple maths also duno, even worse than my tortoise... how to cut it as an insurance agent when u got problems with ur maths... like that how u present numbers n figures n statistics to ur customers sia... all anyhow project one sibo...
the next question she asked, i guessed she found the wrong person...
"do u have a savings plan"
"ya"
i guessed they are all very unfortunate to have asked me... i am perhaps the most financially sound among my peers... not say alot but considering that my savings only started to grow after i sign on... i have to say i am content and satisfied so far although i could have done something to improve it even further... i only monitor my situation once in a while to c how im doing instead of checking every week... heck my fren return me money i also never go c see my account whether he got really return or not... duty lagi best, help ppl do i also duno they got give me the money or not... maybe becos im not desperate for money thats why i can have this luxury...
the dollars n cents count alot to me in the past... i tink all the way until poly then i started to loosen my purse a bit... that was because i was wondering why i even bother to complain about the difference in prices between starbucks coffee and kopitiam coffee... i always whine abt the minor dollars n cents difference while i seem to have no problem forking out a thousand to get a new computer although i can get a cheaper one by a hundred or so... a hundred dollars can buy many starbucks coffee... now u get what i mean? so then i decided to apply this logic to my philosophy...
more of that and the art of saving in the next post...
lets just say u have to know my history to know why i am doing what im doing now :)
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July 23, 2006 COLOURED.
What if there was no lie
Nothing wrong, nothing right
What if there was no time
And no reason, or rhyme
What if you should decide
That you don't want me there by your side
That you don't want me there in your life
i fear my blog is going to become obsessed with the ojts... just their third day onboard only and ppl are complaining about them, and they are complaining about the ship... i guess thats common la in the beginning... it takes time for ppl to adapt to new environment and it takes time for ppl to accept them...
their 2nd day only and i was alr summoned to answer to cwcs... tt incident was not my fault... my plan was going well until ppl decided to interfere and take things into their own hands... maybe i should have predicted it, when i was an ojt i was being thrown around like rag doll like that... wah lau say i wat why i never take care of them properly, why they look so lost... kuku sia, their orientation is not i in charge one lo... although i am so called in charge la, but i dun have the full authority of the petty officers to do what i like with my ojts... i can only guide them and i cant demand them to do things lo...
and te third morning the bloody buffer crazy summon my ojts and say them in front of the ship company... nei nei, they are not his ojts can they dun bother so much or not, ever since he became the buffer he is abit kee siao one... so garang on deck but his piping like kuku... even the newly posted also can do better than him... might as well tell him to go n understudy us do duty as qm better...
their progress quite slow sia... 3rd day liao and they never learn much... heng got sailing then at least they get to do some hands on for their specialised area -- navigation... i ojt that time no chance at all lo, even have to go n attach to other ship then can learn... so they learn... but im not interested as to how much they can absorb, im bothered about the qm stuff... so on friday when we came back, we have to do alot of cleaning up and i feel like killing them...
the officer ask what is the plan for the ojts and they say they duno... i told them before le saturday then they can go home... and just in the afternoon i already told one of them that they can stop dreaming of going home on friday... the officer was tinking of letting them go since there as no plan for them... i quickly interrupted him by saying that they were only supposed to go home on saturday... he question me and ask who gave the orders and lucky i never say me... hahaha
like all ojts, they all onli know how to whine and whine, give them something to copy they will say so many... in the end i give them copy abit before calling it a day... after all i also sibei steam... but at least they get to rest... i still have to pei them, then rest half hour before go n do my duty...
these few days i have been tinking about what ppl say to me about handling ppl... cwcs say ppl wun listen if u dun have a tough stand... and some of my fellow ppl tink i am too soft on my ojts... i will be glad if they dun interfere at all and just let me deal with them as i wish... gan asked me if i am unhappy about them interfering and i said yes... guess he could tell that i was unhappy about ppl touching my ojts when i dun even say a thing... if they like to meddle so much then next time their ojts come i am going to enter into the picture and play with them... cb
in the first place, i never treat them as ojts... i treat them like fren fren... basically i dun wan ppl to be treated like dogs like that... i also know that i dun need to look good at all to be a good guy... there are too many bad ppl onboard ship to make me become angelic... i am their guardian angel amidst the darkness aura surrounding the ship...
the next morning just before they left... they said something which i didnt expect at all...
"thank you for your guidance, if not we tink we will be dead"
WTF, I DID SO LITTLE AND THEY ARE GRATEFUL FOR IT? then over the next few weeks tink they will set up a shrine and they will worship me... francis the savior of ojts... then erect one statue at the base so every ojt before they step onboard ship can go and pray down there... lol, sibei lame...
i did mention before, the greatest satisfaction of being a trainer is seeing someone under ur guidance blossom into someone as good as u, or even surpass the master... me not being a vocal person, i never say thanks to ppl whom have taught me over the years... be it studies or life skills or perceptions to life... buti am forever grateful to them for opening my mindset...
for all of their shortcomings, just one word alone and all is forgiven... now i understand why ppl love kids... irritating like hell but one smile from themand all is forgiven... i feel so fatherly right now i feel that i can start a family anytime... LOL
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July 19, 2006 COLOURED.
the next two weeks will be a defining moment in terms of work... i will be aimed by the assessors next week liao... and i still haven go n study yet... hahaha duno la, i want to do well... not because i wan to bring my department down, i wan to excel, every question they shoot i will return back with more info... like that they will look me the up and in a way i can score with the officers... hahhaa, evil! but hor, say easy la... do hard...
my new ojts also come today liao... only one of them is staying with us but im quite happy with both of them so far for their first day... they dun look like those fucked up types... i was kinda relieved, finally got ppl under me liao hahaha... in a way i felt honoured when my chief tasked me to take care of them and chief wcs want me to take charge of their qm training... finally i have a chance to prove that my way of teaching will be just as effective as the hard training we had previously... i just hope they wun let me down, otherwise the rest of the ojts coming to our ship will forever be give nthe harsh treatment which i felt was negative all along...
so the new ojts are my guinea pigs... if they succeed, then they will be my one big contribution to the ship before i ask for a transfer... yea, i wanted to move on... but its not going to be easy la, say move then can move... thats y i want to work hard, to prove that i am a capable person... before that, i want to leave a legacy behind... i wanted to have something thats uniquely me, some method or some process or some solution that i created and implemented and having ppl to carry on the project... its hard but i tink its possible... provided i can leave... i wun say where i wan to go, i will only say where when i really can go there...
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July 18, 2006 COLOURED.
double o zouk double o zouk... it doesnt matter to me anyway as long as theres a place to go... they finally decided on double o after the big boss has the final say... it just goes to show seniority really counts alot in my ship... even though it was my friend who initiated this outing and he wanted zouk... my senior says double o and no one dare question back...
"nvm i will settle him"
thats his last words to me before he go and call up the poor chap... with the same core of ppl that went out the other time, we have gan, lim and one lok joining us... lok i duno one, they say he was last time our ship crew also... so unlike the last time, we have a table to ourselves... just becos they open one martell... wanted to change to bigger table and ended up having more n more bottles of drinks...
kinda sucks la, being a poor drinker having to sit in a table full of drinks... u know ppl are going to try and find ways n means to get u to drink... insults, bad remarks all come out from their mouth just to let u get hot and drink to prove them wrong... if u give in, it means they're winning... very simple, just ignore every plea and remarks like u would ignore every fucking gay... if u give in to gays to come n screw u, i really got nothing to say...
but cant be a spoilsport la, at least drink a bit make them happy happy... even if the alcohol content little only u cant be one sip then die liao right... so drink a bit lo... and try to get them to the dance floor... make them forget about the drinks is more important...
it wasnt helped that it was retro... alot of us were like wtf... some were drowning their sorrows in the drinks... me? cant drown la, drown liao i sure mati... what i would call a waste of money... come n drink n vomit n sleep down there without doing anything... like that might as well go coffeeshop drink, still got the beer aunties come n pei u while in ur drunken stupor u think its the sexy girls serving u shooters... but 2 were apparently enjoying retro...
jeffrey n gan... wah lau really lau uncle... they actually like it... i really cant imagine how do ppl actually can groove to this type of music... nonetheless, the floor was empty until midnight when ppl finally drink too much until they realised they are still living in the 80s and start moving along to the tunes of duran duran, ace of base, michael jackson...
usually ppl get to the dancefloor hor... is becos there are girls... if only guys u c it will still be the same... and the girl on the top step was so into it that i dare say she was the one who influenced ppl to come down n move... it was there i learned something new...
never ever find a girlfriend in the clubs... ever... i finally get what people mean when they say with the lights dimmed, everyone looked beautiful... that was the case with the girl there... u will know what i am trying to make a point here... in the dark what u can look for though is love partners to put it nicely... in short it also means fuck buddies... relationship one hmmm rare ba, usually wun last long unless both are really one of a kind type like once in a while tio toto like that loh...
i always thought it was gay to be dancing in a circle when u r all of the same sex... but that was what we did, and i believe thats what most ppl will do when clubbing with ur frens all of the same sex... it would be fun to cut in some other groups, but must c situation la, cut in a bit then move out, dun stay there too long cos will end up like we are the vultures circling our prey... in out in out at least they wun be so pissed if they are not game enough...
to be serious, it was fun n not fun this time round... the alcohol was not getting to my head... even when it did, they cajoled me to drink more and u know what happen la... i go n vomit loh... vomit liao, the kick also gone... not like last time never drink alot but it was just nice enough to keep u intoxicated...
once i vomit i also started to drink alot less liao... those siao eh push the jugs all to my face i take straw sip sip abit nia... like that they also happy la, since they also cant tell how much i drink since they also duno what they doing... so i was quite sober after that le... want to be mabok but dun dare cos the urge to vomit is always there whenever i try to touch any more alcohol...
the rest? well they just drink to their hearts contents la... after wuda left with 2 of his frens... i managed to get sim to join us and later chief comms also come... chief comms come liao ah, i tink everyone die under him... the table still got so many drinks left then sim help to clear some la... but chief comms is sick... damn sick...
i tink their motto is, come out is to drink as much as possible, be crazy n get wasted... he ordered tequila shots for all of us... not once but twice... n he paid for all the shots... even though we yam seng and gan too mabok until he take the jug n whack too hard until one of the shots kena wasted, chief comms just ordered more... siao!!!
i didnt know what it was at first la, after all i duno anything about drinks one, only got see ppl drink before the previous week... shots is just everything down n the rest later then c... i never down it completely sia... should have gulp everything down... my the small cup still got 1/4 left when i placed it back on the table... the moment down liao i feel like its defying gravity and coming back up from my mouth lo... heaven knows how long i sucked the lemon inside my mouth man...
all i can say about this week's night out is all about the booze lo... the end result i tink all were wasted... except for chief comms. one was sitting down on the sofa not responding to any of our talking... later he got up and duno where he was walking... another one was trying to escort him while he himself still mabok and he and go bang against the wall kena eyebrow there bleeding... n he last seen lying face down on the sofa...
jeffrey vomitted 3 - 4 times... not in the toilet... in the corner of the sofa there... poor cleaners... we tore down part of the decor on the walls too... whahahaha. not our fault la... they really too mabok until stand also cannot stand up straight must need to grab onto anything one, so they grab the decor and fell down, pulling it down in the process...
really crazy la, lucky i first to vomit then after that i stopped drinking liao... if i continue i tink i will be wasted like them as well...
i have to be out of my drunken state... becos i was going home alone... the rest all left before me sia... then i duno which bus stop to wait better end up walkin around double o for awhile and talking to meihui over phone at the same time... its amazing how i can remember what i tell her n what she tell me... maybe i already awake liao... after vomit liao already kick gone le ma... :X
the process was fun...
i realised my group really quite gay sia... the way they move... not all la... just two of them... i wun name them to protect them... one of them dance like girl sia... and when they all crazy we really look like a bunch of gays down there... wah lau... heng no gays were around otherwise i tink confirm got ppl go n tackle him one... he really move like a girl!!!
but the aftermath was more interesting... i was late for my duty, gan was sleeping in the bushes before police n ambulance woke him up, jeffrey lost his wallet, sim still suffering from hangover, hanwei he didnt come to ship on monday... hahaha... for ppl who like to get wasted they will find it fun... but personally i prefer to be mabok and dun vomit n moving around like siao lang enjoying the music...
the lives of ship crew has never been so interesting...
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in the middle of writing this... i was at maple waiting for buyer to come n buy my things which i put up for auctions... no not ebay or yahoo auctions... i dun play games to make real money, just play for the sake of playing only one la... im referring to their own version of ebay... instead of searching items through forums to buy the items u want... u can actually search for the items specifically and it will show you if theres any seller or not... it also features buyers who can put adverts on what they wish to buy and how much they are willing to pay... of course not many will respond to them one la...
its only the people who put items up for sale that will get the attention... im selling some of my old stuff just to make space for the insane number of maple equipment i have... i dun intend to sell them... not now, maybe holding it for half year perhaps if i still got play then see how much its worth... and of cos all the trades are done using the game's currency... being in navy is no good in a way that i aolways miss out on super cheap bargains... meaning ppl bid so little also can win... and i didnt get to bid just becos i was on duty... :(~~~~~~
well... who cares right if i am making real money out there... whats a few thousand or million mesos compared to $100 over... LOL
anyway, now also cannot make extra money liao... no thanks to some unforeseen circumstances which is no fault of mine... im not very sad to be honest... though i have to say i feel for those who always dun like to do duty just to be with their loved ones... sorry guys, i love to help but i have no choice... lol dun worry la, the time will come again once everything has died down...
i just realised something... while sailing to most means lack of sleep to them, i have been actually sleeping longer compared to me at home sleeping... i mean wednesday i slept 8 hours, thursday i slept 7 hours... compare that to 2-3 hours the few days prior to sailing... like what my coxswain said, sleep too much until tired... hahaha everyone wanted to kill him when he made that comment... well who can blame the sick chicken... he mc one day come back still so steam, have to go sailing while not yet recovered yet, damn power... good attitude but i still dun like him... hahaha go n be sick longer la... anyway he still got so much leave to clear...
u know my ship got so many superheroes... i dun mean we like to go around wearing latex and showing off our beer bellies n big fat nipples, plus the spermicide underpants... no wonder lois lane dun wan superman... he wear tt red tights so long, make his balls too heaty, cant produce sperm of the super quality... im talking about ppl being named after the superheroes... right now we already have batman & robin, old spiderman and newly recruited new-age spiderman... and before the new-age spiderman, there was a chicken little...
yea, there was a chicken little onboard the ship...
chicken little is not what u would call a super hero... the new-age spiderman thought that chicken little was a superhero... so yea, perhaps chicken little can be mentioned in the same breath as batman... in case you are wondering... I AM THAT CHICKEN LITTLE...
yes, onboard the ship... ppl actually call me chicken little -_-`
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, i mean wah lau, do i look like the chicken who goes around shouting "the sky is falling, the sky is falling"
they have been egging me on to do the dance... just becos im called chicken little... i still duno why they call me that la... im not popular nor hated onboard ship... just the sort of neutral ppl who is low profile... it first came about when my own officer said i look like chicken little...
LOOK LIKE CHICKEN LITTLE!!! OMFG
u mean i look like someone who likes to go around flaunting my sexy diapers? -_-`
at first it was still ok, but once those loudhailer type ppl heard it... u know everyone is going to call u chicken little for the rest of ur life... so there u go, im chicken litte... everyones fave chicken pet... heck already 2 of my ship crew got chicken little on their cars... indeed, the sky is falling -_-```
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first time went dbl o with my friends from ship... there ok la, played rnb... yea, u know, the exact rnb which i hated becos i never liked black music... but it sound good in clubs duno why... maybe my computer speakers make them sound bad... hahha still love trance though... we were trying to get one of my friend to demostrate his dancing skills, salsa and all... but too bad hes not mabok enough to oblige...
my friend was pushing me and another guy towards girls to make them join us but sad to say, or rather fortunately for me i tink, nothing happen... hahaha :D
they push lai push qu for the whole night but nothing happen... only got one small incident... he push me n i lost my footing and kena one girl... i stepped onto her foot! LOL, then she very angry wor, she stared at me then push me... i quickly say sorry and stay clear from her, my friend who keep pushing us the whole night also came over and say his apologies to the girl... although shes ugly, we're gentlemen... LOL
overall quite a fun experience la... the only thing i feel bad is getting meihui to come and then end up never go in at all becos the dj stop spinning liao... feel damn bad, make her come all the way... owe you one k!
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"go and find a gf and marry la, u cant be using ur hand forever or if u cant resist a trip to geylang"
i take offence at that unbelievable remark made by my friend... to me, he made it sound like marriage gives u the license to fuck... for free... isnt it sad when ppl ask you why u decided to get married and ur answer is finally i can fuck without paying... wonder what will they say on their wedding dinner...
"becos we are made for each other~"
*vomits* ppl just dun understand... maybe i too old fashion or what la but hor... marriage is more than just sex la... hmmm why do i sound like girl sia... hahaha, whatever
no wonder hes still single... and hes 2 years older than me... well i also single throughout, got a brief relationship though... but we 2 are two different things la... one is desperate, one is not... i slap you if u think im the one whos desperate...
there are other important things out there for u to do... so dun tink so much about finding girlfriend... i tink its very true u know... u wan to find, it will not appear... you dun find, it will come out of its hiding place lying there waiting for u to catch it... its useless to stress too much on it de la... if all u wan is sex then i think u r not getting the point la... find so long end up just wan to have sex...
why? becos free huh... i know nsf no money, so naturally they are cheapo and like everything to be free... but come to think of it... married liao doesnt mean free sex leh... taking into consideration the amount spent on wedding shots n dinner... minimum cheapest i can think of is 10k... and i dun tink got such cheap deals ba... normal is ard 20k? not sure, never do research... nonetheless... imagine one night 10k... compare that to geylang high class social worker $150... i tink u have been ripped there... unless ur wife guarantees you multiple orgasms or she has the ability to make you go on forever... see, its not about the sex...
the other time while i was doing duty, i was reading a copy of teens which was left behind by one of my friends... i thought it was some corny read until i saw one article that was particularly interesting... i wun tell you what its about... all i can say is, it enlightened me abit about how to react to such awkward situations... anyway, its the jolin cover... those interested can have a look... though i tink fhm n maxim will be more interesting than that! :D
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