December 26, 2005 COLOURED.

the year is ending, and i dun have much to update about... actually there is la, but i cant properly right now... just wait for my resolutions and my recap on my achievements for 2005... until then, enjoy this thing which always fascinates me... the difference between man n woman...

What are the 78 differences between women and men?

Scientists decoding the human genome have discovered that just 78 genes separate men from women. But what are they?

It's the Y chromosome which makes men men, and now scientists have a better idea than ever before what makes it up.

But to help them on their way, and in an effort to help everyone understand the differences between the sexes, here are the suggestions of BBC News Online readers about what those 78 genes might be.

Everyone's got their own ideas about it - even if it only involves relative abilities at reading maps and putting down toilet seats.


Women understand colour. They seem to know what to wear all the time. Men just think red is nice, pink is nice, so why not have them together?
Jeremy Vine

Women have the Oh dear, the toilet paper is on its last sheet; must replace it immediately gene. This is entirely absent in men who have the Oh s..t! Can you pass me a toilet roll, love? gene!
Jenni Murray

Men have no opinions about curtains.
Stuart Maconie

On being told that someone has bought a new car women usually ask what colour it is - men ask what sort is it.
Anna Ford

Women have the If you need to be told I am not going to tell you gene
David Bergin, Switzerland

Women know instinctively what is dangerous or not recommended for babies in their care. Men, generally speaking, do not.
Sian Lindsey, Netherlands

Men like to have all their stuff (DVDs, CDs, etc) on show to impress their mates. Women like to hide things in cupboards.
Mark Nelson, UK

Women have a built in calendar gene - we remember birthdays, anniversaries and appointments effortlessly.
Linsday, UK

Ask a woman in the street how to get somewhere and she will direct via shops. Ask a man and it will be via pubs.
Fred, UK

Women put things on the bottom stair to take up next time she has to go upstairs. Men just step over them until told to pick them up
Karen Kelsey, UK

Men appreciate the importance of a 42 inch plasma screen. Women do not.
Jonathan, UK

A multi-tasking gene is clearly only owned by women - men can never prepare dinner so that everything is ready at the same time.
Kelly , UK

Women can use sex to get what they want. Men cannot, as sex is what they want.
Eoin Dempsey, Ireland

Women pick up on subtleties and then think about them. Men need things explained IN CAPITAL LETTERS before the message gets through.
Morag, Edinburgh

Men speak in sentences. Women speak in paragraphs.
Steve Munoz, US

At weddings, women cry then get drunk. Men get drunk, then cry.
Debby, UK

For men, 2am is time for sleep. For women, 2am is time for a discussion about where our relationship is going.
Luke, UK

When faced with flat-pack furniture, men never read the manual. Yet they spend hours reading manuals for cars or bikes they will never own.
Linda, UK

Men can store useless information. Like the top speed of a car they are never going to drive, let alone own.
Rob, UK

Men can balance an infinite amount of rubbish in the bin, without noticing it is full.
Yvonne Eccles, England

Only women can understand other women.
Jon Lipscombe

Women know when all you want is a glass of wine, nodding sympathy and a good whinge. Men offer a solution.
Wendy, UK

Woman have the diary gene. (And no, they do not make your bums look big).
Ben Appleby, UK

Women are missing the parking a car in between two straight white lines in an empty car park gene
Jane, UK

If you told a woman that you had just returned from a trip to the surface of the Moon, she would show her interest by asking who you had gone with.
Howard, UK

Men do not even bother to look for something, then ask where it is and hope that it was the woman who put it away
Kate , Isle of Man

When men want something they ask for it. When women want something they make a point distantly related to the subject and wait for a response.
David Lawson, England

Women have an ability to make men think they are in charge.
Sheila, UK

Men need a round of applause for emptying the dishwasher. Women think E on the petrol gauge means enough.
Peter Richmond, Canada

Men use I or me when they should use we or us. Women use we or us when they should use I or me.
Clair, England

Men have a gene which makes them blissfully unaware of impending emotional outbursts, but which sometimes backfires resulting in the registering of physical pain.
Gary, UK

Women have the we must name our car gene.
Louise, UK

Men refuse to pay more than £5.00 for a hair cut as it is not that important.
Mark Tomlinson

Men have the capacity to sleep through most sounds, whether it is a baby crying, dog barking, or doorbell ringing.
Val Soanes

Men know that common house spiders are far less dangerous than scorpions.
John S, UK

Women drive on the stretch of road they can see. Men move through the landscape by car.
Anne Taylor, UK

Women enjoy planning a wedding.
Tom Howes, UK

Men have an anorak gene, which triggers a lecture on thermo dynamics when asked a simple question requiring a yes or no answer
Deborah, England

Women eat curry if they like it. Men eat curry to prove they can.
Paul Angel, England

Men manage to sit in public places with their legs wide open without noticing how startlingly unattractive it is and how they get in the way.
Jane Penrose, UK

Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you feel really bad and guilty until you surrender
Dan, UK

Women are the only ones with the noticing gene - we notice when something is dirty/nearly empty/out of place and then we bring into play the doing something about it now gene!
Sarah Wilson, UK

Men can watch an entire film without having to ask who is that, what does he do?
Alistair, UK

Women know what to do when someone starts to cry. Men tend to shuffle out of the room mumbling something about doing the grouting.
Lucy, UK

Girls cannot climb trees. Furthermore, they cannot be in my gang.
Dominic Green, UK

Men will do something and not think about the risks involved then be sorry after. Women will think about the risks involved before hand.
Diane McKay, England

A man can choose and buy a pair of shoes in 90 seconds over the internet.
Paul, UK

Men have the ability to make a la, la, la, not listening face.
Laura Humphreys, England

Women pee together. Men do not acknowledge, let alone speak, to each other when peeing.
Angus, London

Men have the shed gene, where being locked up in a small wooden structure in quiet contemplation with a collection of garden equipment counts as stimulating entertainment.
Lorraine, UK

Men can drive without having to look at themselves in the mirror.
Christian Paterson, France

Men have a gene which enables them to answer any question, no matter how complex or important, with Mmm.
Rachel, UK

Women make lists upon lists of things for men to do when they know very well we will never do them.
Brian Mac, US

Women do not get turned on at the thought of two men together.
Donna, South Africa

Men CAN get a bus through there!
Bob Ellis,England

Men can watch six different channels at the same time and know the name of none of the programmes they claim to be following
Niamh Brown, Singapore

Men can write their names clearly in the snow.
Riccardo, UK

Women can smell old trainers at 100ft, men have to hold them to their nose.
Sally, UK

Men start a sentence and...
Cliff Grover, UK

....women finish it for them
Jane Grover, UK

Men enjoy publicising their faults on BBC websites; women enjoy publicising men's faults on BBC websites.
Paul, UK

Men have the empathy with computers gene. This means they are more likely to be found fiddling about with one rather than doing something useful.
Sarah Savill, England

Men are paid more for doing the same job. :-)
Nigel Harris, UK

Women have the take things personally gene.
Emma, UK

Women keep carrier bags hidden away in a cupboard. They even keep carrier bags within carrier bags.!
Matt, UK

Women parallel process, men parallel park.
Petal, UK

Men look at going down the gym as a physical activity, to women it is a social event.
Robert, UK

A woman would look at a sexy man and not be noticed. Men just stare.
Isabelle West, UK

Women think that a good place to keep the TV controller is on top of the TV.
Christopher, UK

Men have a gene that enables them to maintain a vice like grip on the remote control while reclining on the sofa studying the insides of their eyelids.
Jane, UK

Women can get by with 10 or 20 CDs. Men need 200 plus.
Damien Bove, Leeds

Women know that washing machines have programmes for every kind of fabric, colour and quantity and use them appropriately. Men will put a months supply of laundry through the 40 degree cycle (safest guess), regardless of any other detail.
Janine MacLean, UK

Women order rice and eat men's chips.
Liam, Wales

Men will hear you open a beer from three rooms away.
Aileen, Scotland

Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades. Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking on the floor next to the bed.
Tom, London, UK

If a man knows an acquaintance has given birth to a baby, he will remember the sex and name - if you are lucky. If a woman is told about a birth, she will remember names (first and middle), weight, time, how long the labour took and whether medical intervention was required.
Marcia, UK

Women have the ability to brain dump their entire day when they get home - men can only remember that it went OK
Bob Findlay, Ireland

Men cannot watch sports and talk to their wives at the same time.
Lisa, Canada

9:24 PM

December 25, 2005 COLOURED.


happy sia my xmas present... hahhahhaa...

im more surprised at the packaging... LOL

all the paper, wah lau eh, why spend so much effort to crumple paper n tear, like making pillow for me like that... hahaha

but all is forgiven when i see the amount of chocolates inside... :D

sth to note, i didnt know franz look like einstein... hahaha

thank you girl... love you!

and merry xmas all :D

and, doing duty on xmas... :D

i am god
becos i sacrifice myself for the greater good
the rest can go enjoy myself while i shall stay vigilant
they call me god
christened st francis of yew tee

12:55 AM

December 23, 2005 COLOURED.

its not even the new year yet but i can already predict my january doom... :(

i dun wanna say anything about my department man... knn my officer listened to my request and yes he is going to send me to india no matter how many people objected... that is a very good thing done on his part... my fellow rating senior than me one cb try to interfere in my maiden trip to overseas land by calling up my officer himself and asked that i stay at ship...

if like that still ok... but i was very angry when he said this.

"you dun wan to go right? i called officer just now liao say we need people..."

fuck u la... making decisions for me without asking for my opinion... what makes u think that i dun wan to go sailing... u think i like to stay at harbour meh... i dun have any contraints whatsoever at my homeland so i hate to stay at harbour doing nothing but stupid things... unless i have commitments like gf or parents with poor health then ok, i am contented to stay at harbour to slack... i wanna go out, i wanna practise more on my navigation... i wanna be well-trained so that people can stop knnb scold me for stupid things... i wan to be the most zai ka in navigation... i wanna win all those POs, i wanna shut all their fucking mouths... GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

i tell u la, if i really kena have to stay at ship and cannot sail becos of him... thats it liao... he ask me do things i will anyhow do for him... cb cb cb cb c c c c cc b b b b b ... but that did not happen, thank goodness for hiearchy system... officer rule all, hahaha...

but he is not going to let me off lightly... he dun wan to remove me, i am still inside the duty roster... meaning the days im away for sailing i still have to fulfil my duties... but sailing how to do... either have to sell or exchange, no choice... most likely i will exchange la... i wun sell man, i only buy... but also hard to find ppl to exchange given that short period of time... i try la thats the sacrifice sometimes people have to make... giving up small things for the big catch...

like that is not damaging enough, this week theres a notice on the notie board... the ndu are conducting basic diving courses for navy personnel...i interested to join leh, i mean that time one of my seniors was talking to me about diving the other time and i listen until drool, like very fun like that loh... then somemore he say quite cheap, wanted to go outside band learn oe then this great opportunity comes into play... at first i scared i cannot apply cos my department not enough people again since my L is also applying... the good news is that, he actually asked me how come i never put my name down for the diving course...

"what? u mean i can go ah"

hahahaha, yea he consented to me applying... but also got some minor problems... the medical will be sometime during january but u know where i will be in january la... then somemore it requires a silver for ippt... chicken i only got pass... other than that the physical requirements very simple leh... swim 200m, hold breath and swim for 25m, jump 5m... so easy... only my ippt... wah lau, i wanna train for next year feb like that leh... but the way it is, i tink i have to do it on january... which of course... january i am in india!!!!

so very vexing leh... the only consolation i can think of is, diving courses throughout my 10 years in navy sure got other chance one... india, dun get to go all the time...

anyway, i have a very evil plan... if my performance in the india trip is good... hehehe, i shall keh si keh si ask the POs over there how they rate me... if they say they r fine with me... hehehehehe lagi best... then i shall request to my officer again about something... becos their ship is going overseas during february... location? WHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHA secret, cannot say... actually i also duno, but confirm is 2 countries one... just pray just pray they still need me... hahaha...

by that time... i think i do duty everyday also happy hahaha... so much for going overseas, come back to cover ur duties think have to do everyday to pay back loh...

12:53 PM

December 22, 2005 COLOURED.

top:xueli, cindy, adeline
bottom: yours truly, honglin, yun, jack
table: serviette, 100plus, green tea? (i swear theres no green tea but it looks like it), jug of pepsi bacardi, bacardi, pepsi, unknown bottle, sotong balls, 100 plus, 7up (theres red wine but not in picture)

choose your poison

ok, i have to write this one because i owe him one... becos i wouldnt have got this pic if not for him... im not trying to sound like i was being forced to write this one like machiam i never say anything about it my life will be in endangered... i wanted to write about it after i reached home that night... just that i was too sleepy to do it that night...

it was last sunday where we went to jack's bdae party... at the whats the name again? d'hillside loft? some place in pasir panjang which is nice n quiet sitting on top of a small hill and no obstructions around... you could fuck ur girl at the penthouse enjoying the keppel shipyard view and the sea without fear of being filmed... other than u urself doing the filming of course...

jack oh jack... the whole house is his for the taking... he could prance around naked and no one will bother... hahaha yun, honglin n me went together and while on the bus i noticed that winding stretch of road which could pass off as initial d's track... interesting, wondering how many accidents actually occured there in the past...

when we reached there, we just sat at a corner and well... basically doing our own things... there were people around for sure... but its just not my forte to go and mingle with strangers... and not yun or honglin's too... erm, actually yun only la... honglin went to speak to the girls... wtf! the girls are shown on the picture... nothing much too stunning to announce about anyway, as they were all ex classmates of us... except for one... but all are ex-swiss...

so the losers (me n yun) were sitting down there looking at honglin talking to the girls... and we are like... huh heavy colour light friend again... actually is we anti social dun wan talk to them, hahaha after all they are our former classmates ma... so once honglin finish his buaya-ing, he came back to us and say we duno them meh...

"xueli, cindy and adeline former classmates leh"


yea, that was our answer... we are not rude, thats a fact... we duno who is xueli... only honglin knows becos he was in the same class as her during the lower sec years... cindy and adeline we know la... so the rest were well busy mingling, we waited for the food patiently... yeap yeap, we have to do it in a well mannered way because it was a high class thingy so we cant afford to chiong the food and leave the other guests nothing to eat...

dinner is ready, we went over then i took a peek at the girls table... trying to find the mysterious xueli... at first i thought really from my class one then i think my memory so poor meh, then she must be more quiet than me le... then i saw her and ya she does look familiar to me now... just that i never talk to her before one... hahaha

we ate our dinner... took some pics... and some left... only left the 3 of us and jack's friends... joined them for soem game... saw one girl and i asked honglin whether he has seen her before... he said she was also there at his last bdae party... i was like eh, really ah? so long ago one i still remember.... no wonder some of the faces are somewhat familiar... i still remember last year, after the party i went ktv with honglin n junhao... so dun anyhow say me i got something for the girl ok... u want to say i got the hots for the guys then i nothing to say la... its guys who have the hots for me... :X

so while we sat back and catch up with lost time... its interesting to note that at the party... u have one side, very poor people who have like little or no savings at all... on the other hand you have people who are rich... and on the third hand, u have the influential people... i talked about meeting influential ppl before didnt i, his party really got loh...

basically the poor people are my friends... all still studying... suddenly i sound so old... im working and not worrying about money while the rest are just done mugging for papers and doing part time jobs just to earn a little cash... have to remind myself that i am still 21 leh... im done with studies man...

then on the other side... jack's friends... can afford to studies overseas... i remember idiots always say why i go sign on... go n further studies ma... erm, i cant get into local universities... go overseas study loh... no money...

say like so simple like that, go overseas study... but i got nothing against them la... becos they are different... dun wan to explain further...

there u see me at my reddest best... drink alot or drink little i will become like that one... actually also never drink alot, cos i cant drink alot anyway... hahaha, they say its good circulation... i say i am turning everyone on... hahahaha got other things, but i dun wanna say it... :D

11:31 PM

December 19, 2005 COLOURED.

whahahahha... 95% confirm i am going o the land of roti pratas and bad smell liao... actually last week i got the idea when my officer message me... but i just dun wanna assume that i sure go becos he emphazised on the word "may be going"... which means may not go...

but today at the training centre... he told me to beter perform becos i will be going to other ship... yesh he used that word "will be"... which means confirm go liao la... so happy... kena posted onboard ship until now still haven go sailing and touch land one, its so embaressing loh... other ship still never mind, but our type of ship specialize in going other places one everytime i keep going south china sea duno will how sian loh... i was downcast for today until he made that announcement... becos the bloody training i very lousy... never physically see it in reality before the area so everytime they do the simulation i always duno where is where, which one to take markings and stuff... when he said that i am going, i like suddenly awaken from my slumber... then super alert loh, hahaha... my po and my senior hear liao stun... they didnt know about this thing at all...

me.... hehehehe, i already knew about it long time ago le, so i not so surprised la... but cannot show them that i know beforehand, otherwise they will unhappy with me... so i fake the stunned look with them loh... hahaha...

actually, this thing happened quite some time back le... think it all started in october ba... i was tasked to go there by chance to do some admin stuff which was pretty urgent... then the po was attending to me... then they were discussing about some sailing and they are so short of manpower... i was listening all the while and they asked me casually whether i would like to go... i said i can go ah? they say can la why not, we are in need of people... they told me to just inform my officer that i wan to go and the rest is settled...

at first i thought they say that just to like comfort me only... me being the person who dun like to talk and approach people... i seldom speak to my officer when he was posted to our ship... the first time i spoke to him, it was about me wanting to go iraq... for selfish reasons la, anyway that time it was xue who told me to go and volunteer becos her chief apparently wants me over... that was according to her la, i never hear him say himself yet... so my officer understands what my intentions are and how i view sailing... he said he will try...

try he did... and my ship was reluctant to let me go unless the other ship could offer a replacement for me... which obviously is none as all wanted to go... so that i was... crestfallen and stuck at my ship which will not go anywhere until the end of next year...

in the military, if u wanan do something, u must always go thru the hierarchy system... otherwise u will be in deep shit sooner or later... so there i was, i went stright to the officer without seeking advice from my po... i thought if my officer has some assignment for me then he announced it and none of the po know about it, i think i die liao... so i decided to take action...

in late november... i told one of my po that i wanted to go sailing... any type, 10 days south china sea also can, 1 day also can... that was my plea to my po... he could see that i am so desperate to go sailing, and he decided that he would bring it up to my officer... it was good action on his part, u know bringing the attention to the officer so that he knows what i wantewd to do... but of course la, he already knew what i wish to way before my po knows it...

maybe it has got to do with the 2 side support that helps me... when my po told my officer that i wanted to go sailing... he thought and said one ship is going to india in january which might need some manpower... again, i knew that long ago le... :D

i thought he is one who will say and just forget it type of person... but i am wrong... he really go and clear a path for me to be attached out... today when he made the announcement, i was grateful... for my sake, two person from their ship will be coming over to take my place temporarily until i come back... that is how far they will go just to have me have more trainning... yea, my officer tell me to go there and receive some good training which he feels will help me...

my po n senior hear i will be going india soon, i tink they abit the unhappy, they were like saying why i can go then they cannot go... my po is trying to scare me offf by saying if i go there i prepare to die liao, they will eat me up becos i am the only junior guy there, the rest are all po level and above...

my officer duno leh, like really care alot for me... he made it a point for the po to give me advice and make me preapred for the sailing... my po only said dun throw ur face when u go there, becos u are the top student and comes with a reputation... my officer said dun perform too well wait their ship wants me permanently... i dun mind leh... hahahaha... if i am really that good until people want me, then i think i will have no problem getting my long term goal... hehehehe... i only hope i can do it nicely with as few mistakes as possible... like that i satisfied le...

the trip will be about 1 month and after that, they will be going for another type of sailing... if he mentioned it, theres a chance someone will be going there... and since he keeps focusing on me, i hope i am going again... becos i said i dun wan to stay at harbor... got wat sort of sailng just attach me out can le...

regarding why 95% chance of going and not 100%? if i am gone, my absence will pose problems for my department... who is going to do my duty, who is going to do the sailing in the first few weeks of the month... becos my ship also abit of lacking manpower for our department... so that 5% is my po and my senior is trying to hold me back... cant blame them la, i go then they really not enough people... still can do la, but they haveto do extra hours more which is quite demanding...


11:54 PM

December 17, 2005 COLOURED.

bet you didnt know that i supported germany during the 2002 world cup while everyone was sticking with brazil... hahaha... their 2006 world cup jersey looks nice leh... too bad japan dun have that beng fiery at the sleeves liao otherwise i confirm buy that japan away shirt loh... hahaha today go out see see only see the germany jersey chio and the brazil nike tshirt nice... but buy abit bo hua... have to see what vouchers i get first then i can go buy... for free...

will be getting asics tiger paw soon... duno getting white or yellow leh... at first see yellow nice but go home see internet, the white like more prettier... duno leh... at first i wanna get the racer lime green or the blue one then i see tiger paw i gian... got reason one la why am i getting running shoes... not for fashion... well in a way la, if not i sure get the ugly looking award-winning shoe liao... haha the reason i will reveal soon la... :D

12:18 AM

December 16, 2005 COLOURED.

wish you were here

sian man... that picture pretty much explains everything... u see ah, got father got mother, got sister, got snowman... u know who that snowman represents la hor... WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE IN PINK MUFFERS!!! eeeeeee

yea my family is back... i thought they will bring something back for me so that i see got any gift can give any people or not for xmas... hahaha... end up they bought nothing but sweets... loads of it... so thoughtful sia, know i like sweets... hahaha whatever la...

yet another incomplete family picture... lol i dun really mind la... what i do mind hor...


my god! they really go disneyland sia...

WAH LAU! minnie mouse loh!


never mind, i may be going to the land of curries and roti pratas next month... if my officer is powerful enough... hahaha i will be going to india courtesy of him... *prays hard* then i am going to shoot all the indians wif me together and hey hey i am the new darlie toothpaste man! make all u jealous hahahha...

11:07 PM

December 15, 2005 COLOURED.


i didnt mean to upset you... i duno how you r feeling right now... disappointed with me, mad with me, upset with me, lost ur trust in me or crying... i wanted to call u, but being a man of few words i also duno how to explain myself properly... although it looks like im asking you to tell the truth after you have already said it... it really is not the case... i was already typing it and sent already before i saw a message received just after i have sent it out...

though the times we spent together in the past wasnt that long... you would have a rough idea of what kinda person i am... if you ask whats the point of explaining all this... its becos i dun wan to lose someone who means alot to me... i am sorry for being so insensitive, please forgive me girl... dun ignore me can?

3:04 AM

shit... i just checked my 2005 resolution i set for myself back in 2004...

i know resolutions are things which u just set for fun la... but i take it seriously man... now wanan end of year le... and the results... MY GOD!!!! pathetic la... more of that tml too... i wanna eat!

1:30 AM

sian man... just to do my department thing i have to fork out my own money to buy stationery stuff... hahaha, not expensive but you know people la... so stingy, office paper also wanna take home when its so cheap then ask them buy they will only grumble grumble... thats my case loh... supposed to buy this self-adhesive film cover for the department stuff... you know those type of transparent film u use for book covers... u know in pri sch sec sch... always have to buy before school reopens so that ur books all covered nice nice and shiny shiny...

that was good la, except that the self-adhesive one is better, becos dun have to cut here cut there... just peel and stick... like biore pore pack... except that its the opposite... u cant be so dumb to go and stick n peel 15minutes later right... so this stupid sticky film... i duno where to buy... i ask my senior he say bookshop confirm have...

i go around and i saw nothing much la honestly... i buy wrong somemore loh that day... buy something that costs 20 bucks end up buy wrong... want to change also cannot la, then i went back ship find my gay comms when i notice that film... i see the price tag... $1.90 only... wtf... lol super dulan man... then he also say bookstore sure have...

so i went lot 1 popular loh... find here find there also cannot find... then also cannot go back emptyhanded cos that thing has been going on for too long liao so i buy the normal book cover loh... wait my chief sooner or later will find out then i die... listen to his whiny voice i buay tahan... how i wish it was meihui's voice... hear forever wun sian one... hahaha so cute the voice!

then today... after work decided to go town... so that i can go mph to buy the film cover... why mph leh... becos i see the price tag my comms 2 buy one is from mph... so i go there... see nothing loh... only see girls, girls, girls, and more girls... sian man, never groom properly go town becos go straight from ship i dun have my makeup foundation, whitening lotion down there leh... whatever la, is i go and find the books... not the girls come and find me... :D

cannot find the stupid sticky paper loh, i sian man, waste my time go town just to find the paper then cannot find... so what to do... go back home loh... but i decided to try popular at JE out of luck... and i managed to find it... thank goodness...

tml got swimming training le... duno whether i will be representing my ship to swim or not leh... initially got my name, but final list i never check duno... have is good la, can excercise... dun have is even better, can sleep during working hours!... i have to prepare la, just in case... my goggles i soaked in soap liao, then hor have to do situps la... body look so nua... and have to shave legs somemore... legs think next time la, training only, not competition... so not a lot ppl see... hahaha... have to do situp ecos i got reputation one leh... but also lazy to do la... think tomorrow onwards then start la... now nua can liao... tml suffer suffer abit can le...

how to stop people from bugging about getting married

old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking ime in the ribs and cackling, telling me "you're next"

they stopped after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals

this is so funny loh, how i wish i am the first one to thought of it... its good for the ladies to use leh... guys old still single is common, but girls old still single... alot ppl will talk talk talk and nag nag nag until u ownself very stress... hahahah... thats for tml... i wanna sleep liao... no i wanna eat something... hungry ne!

1:22 AM

December 12, 2005 COLOURED.

last night i sleep at 12+ like that only leh... but hor i still end up overslept... wow, the power of duty... 6hrs also not enough hahahha... actually wake up already but went back to sleep again... haiz, i just love to laze in bed la... hahhaa, cant bear to leave my snoopy alone loh... :D

really like pig la, overslept liao still feel very steam... then today nothing to do much at ship... afternoon they go racial harmony, i supposed to go one but becos i help someone to stand in duty i cannot anyhow run away... so like that loh, at first kinda sad la, cannot go and waste time... little did i know that stay ay ship even better... i go and rest loh... hhhahaa the keyword is rest, not sleep ok... nap for like 3 hours, wake up feel so refreshed, like a brand new morning like that... except its already near evening time liao la... :D

ok since i am so not steamed today... i can write longer for today... actually i wanna do about something else one... but since someone brought it up, i thought.... might as well... BREASTS part III...

in particular, why men like to touch women's breasts... u know i never thought of this one loh... seriously u r so sick... teacher somemore! aiyoyo... no wonder nowadays so many news of teacher-student relationship la... teacher all so bian tai horny one... needa drink some purified water from evian la... but nonetheless, it got me thinking... hahahah i also interested to know why... so here's my food for thought...

why do we get so many reports of men doing hit n run... groping breasts and running away... or at clubbing c girls drunk then start to touch here touch there... but of all places, their hands always prefer to focus on the breasts more... or at those crowded areas esp countdown parties at sentosa or just about anywhere... those stupid boyband concerts where u hear those girls screaming themselves crazy... no they are not screaming at 5566 or f4, they are screaming when strangers squeeze their boobs so hard that its painful... and yet, people dun seem to care becos... ITS NOT THEIR BREASTS WAT, and they are there to c 5566 and f4...

i have to admit... i am very gian... u know its like what they are tempting the wolves to do it... and men being wolves... they will do it... some of the countdown parties i went to last time, the guys were well... taking advantage of every single woman around... mind you, its not even sentosa... i never go sentosa countdown before... me? i saw what they were doing la... i thought of joining in as well... but duno leh... think i gay la, i didnt do it... hahaha, so good boy... can reward myself with sweet liao...

u see huh, reports say that men are attracted to breasts becos it gives them a feeling... the feeling of mama de wei dao... u know... catch no ball huh. actually i oso catch no ball... but thats what the experts say la... men are attracted to breasts becos they remind them of their mothers... u know from young being breast fed and all until they love breasts... so they see breasts, they think of their mothers... and men being filial creatures compared to the women... they wanna hug their mother aka the boobs to show their love... but u know la... breasts no matter how big still cannot be as big as lifesize mother what right... imagine 1.5m tall breast with overgrown black watermelon surrounded by a big areola, or ureola... whatever u call that la, the pinkment that surrounds the nipple one... forget how to spell le, too long never do research... :X

anyway, that type of areola + nipple looks like a evil sun dun u think... so u see, if breasts were that big, men would hug it nicely just the way they would hug normal people... now we all know breasts is of course not that big la... so we have a bery big problem hugging breasts... what to do, use hand to cup loh, just nice... make the breast feel the man's warmth and how much he loves the breast aka the mother...

now becos breasts come in pairs... duno why they dun wan to sell single, must together one... single have la, keep ur fingers cross that someone got breast cancer loh, then single le... :X

so 1 hand cup one breast, the other breast sure jealous one ma... i mean look at it, son hug mother, then another son dun wan hug his mother... the mother see the other mother's son so filial hugged her, sure sad... so the other hand has to cup another breast... like that then both will feel loved...

why squeeze like dough? ok imagine someone hugged you lightly... how will u feel... feel very cheated right, now never hug like that. or hug just for the sake of putting on a show... ppl hug tightly to show that they really feel for the person... so men are so filial they hug very hard to show that they realli like their mothers... thus the squeezing of breasts...

so that explains why experts link man's attraction of breasts to mothers...

to me, its becos men wanna feel what they dun have... other than breasts, the next thing that comes to mind is of cos the vagina... they are shaped in such a way that they were meant to be abused... u dun see square, rectangular, oblong, obtuse, acute breasts right...

what do u do when u see a hole, u have to repair the hole right so that people wun trip and fall over it accidentally... how to repair the hole? insert soemthing loh... y not nostrils, y not ears... becos guys have it already ma... i told u le, they wanna feel what they dun have... but as to why they do it on the asshole n mouth... thats for another day to discuss... :D

You've got that look again
The one I hoped I had when I was a lad
Your face is just beaming
Your smile got me boasting, my pulse roller-coastering
Anyway the four winds that blow
They're gonna send me sailing home to you
Or I'll fly with the force of a rainbow
The dream of gold will be waiting in your eyes

You know I'd do most anything you want
Hey I, I try to give you everything you need
I can see that it gets to you
I don't believe in many things
But in you I do

11:11 PM

December 11, 2005 COLOURED.

thats where my family is currently at the moment... enjoying watching 2 big men slapping each other fats and wobbling flesh suddenly look so sexy compared to washboards... me? i just finished my 4 day duty marathon and $300 richer... hahahha

people at the ship think i am in desperate need of money, thats why so "hardworking"... people who know me knows that i always have enough money for just about anything i want, just that i dun want to spend nia... so they also duno why i do it...

theres nothing to do anyway... go home no ppl, so weird... even if got ppl actually also no difference la... hahaha will always head to my room straight away and on my computer and stay glued to my seat until i feel that i needa sleep if not i will definitely overslept for tomorrow... so might as well stay at ship, earn some extra money towards my early retirement... and furthermore, free flow of desserts... longan in heavy syrup, lychee in heavy syrup, fruit cocktail in heavy syrup, peaches in heavy syrup, pineapple cubes in heavy syrup... at home i dun have any of them loh... hahaha at ship can eat free one leh...

did u notice the words "heavy syrup"? guess u would think i am sick if i say that i eat them without adding water... hahahha at home dun add water will kena one... at ship no one bothers about u, hahahaha... the rest always say "wah lau so sweet u can take it ah"... truth is i like sweet things...

any sweet food, dun wan sticky sticky can liao... sweet girls... sweet boys not counted, unless they are uber sweet... sweet nothings... sweet voice... why? life is already bitter enough... i need some sugar... and some honey... hahaha...

eh... blog more later... too steamed again... 4 days lack of sleep is no good... think later also same, gotta watch soccer at coffeeshop... hahahaa sicko...

8:02 PM

December 07, 2005 COLOURED.

im shagged... chicken little shagged me!

12:35 AM

December 03, 2005 COLOURED.

back... feeling better, just a bit sleepy but no longer floaty feeling... duno what im talking about in the previous post... all i remember was the topic abt breasts... so lets continue...

actually why do men like 2 lumps of fats.. u wan i can fill 2 balloons full of pig's fats and give u to juggle around... but it seems the modelling world dun like breasty girls... *busty* i mean... today go heeren got some catwalk... the 2 female models... wah lan... dress them up like a guy i swear no one believe they are female...

the models... oh my god... so anorexic... so bony... very not nice loh... but smart move by the clothing labels... they find these sort of models so that ppl will focus on the clothes and not the models themselves... hahahaha geesh, im bad... but they are not cut out to be models la... no figure de and so thin... cannot la, their shoulders see le so scary... square shoulders really ugly loh...

lets move on with other things since breasts are so uninteresting... ppl are complaining that young kids nowadays duno how to cook... and the way the kids handle their knives during their biology practicals has justified the complaints... cutting their fingers is ok.. but so many cutting their fingers is not ok... like so many suddenly felt suicidal wanna cut their fingers so that they can be excused from taking the test.. or they are from some new cult wanna make a name for themselves... so next time got biology practicals, the minimum requirements is must know how to cook maggi mee and fry an egg... hahhaa... otherwise have to forfeit exam for safety reasons... what r u waiting for? go grab ur apron and join "yan can cook" classes... maybe they should station a professional carrot cutter at one side... so students who dun have the cooking cert have to pay for the professional carrot cutter services to do the job for them...

and also, dun join citibank if they come approaching u to get their cards... unless the person very pretty or very handsome... otherwise pls no... reject them... always looking down on people one leh... i walk around so many times they never come find me loh... so sad... hahaha maybe its a case of they not wanting me that makes me so dulan...

dun find me, is ur loss i tell u... hahha going to get pay rise this month... hahahahahhaaha plus bonus duno how much...i hope they add the gross instead of all the basic and duno what small details... then this month can see my bank account confirm grow big big instead of so many months like never increase like that and also duno where the money all go... who knows this month i am going to get my lump sum... hahaha, i think is this month but not sure.... hope so then i can do my calculations all over again just to see where my money is going... dun find me hor citibank u good... once i get my lump sum of 15k i am never gonna let u touch or even smell it... hahahha

11:34 PM

here i am as steamed as ever... i am now feeling very light... it has been like that for many days le... no thanks to yesterday's duty... yea, now i cannot think well, i cant concentrate, everything i c is boobs boobs boobs and more boobs... sometimes hallucinations or images are good u know... :D

as if u believe hallucinate you will think about all the good things u wanna see... hahahha, if i am not making sense here nevermind... pls do ignore the first para thereafter cos i duno what i am typing now... hahaha... i just wanna see what are the effects of a person penning down his own thoughts due to lack of sleep and comparing it to one who is under the influence of alcohol... wondering which one depicts the real person in everyone...

both makes u feel very gong gong... alcohol makes ur head feel like 100 ton, lack of sleep makes ur head feel like 1 gram... so if i hear any more girls complaining about they are fat fat fat when they are so thin... i know they are under the influence of alcohol... stop drinking la for goodness sake...u duno what is the definition of fat until u see our navy girls... that is what i call fat...

they always say drunk ppl will let loose on anything they always wanted to say but wun say when true is that i dun really know, all i know is that it is very funny is hear what drunk ppl have to say... about bird chasing after him , about die die must pei him go home... if getting drunk is a way of getting ppl to spill out the beans... then i supposed the police would have used this method a long time ago... anything they said when drunk will be taken into account...

i didnt done anything stupid before while drunk which was good... actually i was never drunk at all in the first place... i so bloody seldom drink, the only time i feel soemthing is wrong is that time they go the pub to drink... tt one i can feel that my head so heavy like can drop to the ground any moment and i cant pick it up cos too heavy... yea, and i know definitely that i cannot walk straight... i machiam treat everywhere like the walkway like that... canot walk straight until i think i know how to do the catwalk just by drinking... hahaha

my eyes are having problems trying to keep them open... think i better make it fast before im concussed again...

why are men attracted to breasts... i guess everyone is interested to know right... here's something which i thought helps to explain why...

Men are attracted to a woman's general appearance, but unfortunately for women (especially those with mosquito bite-sized breasts), size does matter to most men. Now some women might disagree with me. To them, I have only one question to ask. Does penis size matter? The answer is yes.

Men are aroused by the size of a woman's breasts the same way women are aroused by the size of a man's penis. Fortunately for women, this infatuation for large breasts depends on the man's current relationship status.

The Single Man:
Single men tend to appreciate (salivate over, is more like it!) large breasts. This is especially true when they're around their friends. Of course, with a room full of testosterone, you know that breast size matters.

Even if a man doesn't agree, his friends will convince him by the end of the night that it does. There is an unwritten law among friends, that we don't let each other doubt that breast size is important.

The Cat-Whipped Man
How do I know when men are cat-whipped ? Because these are the same men who prioritized the whole Big Breast Search while they were single. Now, all I hear from them is that breast size doesn't matter, as long as you care for the person (whappau! whappau! Hear the whip?).

The funny thing is, when he breaks up with his girlfriend, "poof", big breasts matter again. You see what hanging out with a woman for too long does to a man? This is why a non-single guy should go out with his buddies more often...his friends keep him grounded.

Seriously, most men pretend to care more about women's breast size around their friends than they really do. But in reality, deep inside, they really don't care. Most of the time men joke around more than anything. Inside, we know what we really want...a pair of nice shaped, and reasonably sized breasts.

Two Rules
Yes, I like big breasts, but I like small breasts as well. I have never encountered a breast that I didn't like. There are only two things I require from a woman's breast:
1. Nipples
2. Accessibility.

I don't care if her breasts are small, if a woman breasts meet these two requirements I'm all theirs. You see, in a relationship (especially a serious one), breast size doesn't matter at all (I can't believe I'm writing this, but it's true).

Once a woman has a guy who loves her for who she is, she has no reason to worry about her breast size, so she can forget about breast implants. If a man can't appreciate a woman for what she has to offer, believe me, he won't respect the rest of her either.

A woman should never get breast implants to please a man. She'd be doing it for all the wrong reasons. If she does want implants, I hope that she'd be getting them for herself and no one else.

A little advice to the women who do want breast implants...don't spend your money on them. You could always find a sucker out there who'll happily pay for them.

mosquito-bited size... LOL thats something real i have learned... the only things i have heard of to describe small are airport strip, raisins etc etc... mosquito bite-sized... hahahha osunds like oreos bite size biscuits loh...

abt the cat-whipped part abit the wrong leh... breasts big not nice loh... so saggy even if work out u wun get such quality breasts la...angelina jolie consider big right... i saw hers and i c liao so saggy loh... big doesn mean no good, just that need some conditioning... i pro right, i got access to angelina jolie's breasts thats why i can report that they are saggy...

watch 2shows about her got nude one la... but the screen names i forget le... too long no c le, so i so guai...

stopped here...
breast discussion part 2 next once i am stable enough... i now really cannot liao... the moment i close my eyes i got problems opening them up again loh... i needa rest... and a nice hug from u girl, otherwise i canot sleep... hahaha

(ps: kuku im supposed to publish this at 3am one, end up i just knocked out lol... now then wake up but never mind, its unedited anyway... later i come back from town its round 2)

1:41 PM


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