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March 27, 2005 COLOURED.


its been a crazy morning...

duno whether i see too much movies featuring nudity or what, i already no feeling le but i thought if see real one surely will nose bleed, get very hot then below got reaction... BUT THEN HOR, today i saw real breasts and no i didnt went to the A&E department of a hospital immediately...

hehehe, didnt i told you it is going to be an interesting day... my friends rented canoes to play around then when they tired of canoeing, they let me go n paddle around...

FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH BOOBY TRAP
kids should not try this at home, by right that canoe can only hold 2 people one, but hor i go and climb up then become 3 persons liao, and i sit in front without any lifevest... the lifeguard really never do their job, by right they are supposed to whistle at me to come down, he must be busy looking at loads n loads of girls show cleavage, if there is any cleavage to begin with in the first place... so i was toying around with the paddle abit and i heard my fren from another canoe saying something about "DID YOU SEE THAT!!"

we looked around and we saw nothing, all we saw was this ang moh lady adjusting her bikini strap, which means we missed out on something nice... i know i very suay one, i always dun get to see these sort of things since young...

SECOND ENCOUNTER WITH BOOBY TRAP
we were downcasted, paddling around with no directions... we saw a grp of gers playing water and we decided to get close... ok actually it was my idea to get close, hehehehe... so we went past the lesbians hugging each other inside the water... and as we were about to get a closer view of the girls, my another dumb fren is approaching from behind dangerously with his canoe... we all know what he is up to la, so we have to move away as soon as possible before he capsize our canoe... so we paddle paddle, and paddle paddle... past a ang moh guy with his kid... and then we saw 2 ang moh ladies swimming in the water... it was the same lady who attracted a bit of attention just now... while we were moving towards them, my friend on the same canoe observed that theres no bikini strap... we went closer and have a look, and indeed we couldnt find bikini strap at all, but i thought its those type where still can wear one but no strap only...

we down there left right left right, and they were making fun of us, echoing left right left right as well and smiling... after a while, she swam back to shore and i saw her back view while she was still in water... THERE ISNT ANYTHING ON THE CHEST AREA LOH... i was already anticipating to see what i think i will be seeing once she gets onshore... adn then she turned around carrying her bikini around... yesh, we hit jackpot... i couldnt help but smile, there it is... no more nude scenes from movies, i am watching it live in sentosa... and what we saw are nice breasts, not the local type of flatties or ang moh sagginess...

see liao ownself happy can le, no need to announce to the world, but my friend behind see liao "WAH" so loud until some other people also happened to see topless woman... some other ppl = 5 yr old kids... too early to learn about breasts ba =X

first time come sentosa and i get to see so good things... the topless lady, the lesbians in water behaving intimately... to top it off, we stripped one of our guys of his pants n swimming trunks... left him in the water and his shorts n trunks all throw at the beach... we left him naked inside the water for about 5 minutes before we were considerate and thought his dick might be attacked by fishies then we returned him his belongings... we also tried stripping another guy but end up nearly drowning him... so this is what it feels like to live a island life huh... =D

12:39 AM

March 25, 2005 COLOURED.


i thought i got most of the movies liao... still got 70 movies yet to be seen but that is already very little liao compare to last time 100 over... then now seldom get movies since every week i come home check check like dun have a lot of new releases leh... then this week i so happen to chance upon a new site... then out of boredom i began clicking on every movie which i haben watched yet... and YIKES 29 movies on the queue list... WTFFFF if it was going at normal speed then still ok, but hor the speed is like super slow loh... i think take 2 months then can clear finish... by the time i reach 2 months, duno got how many more new movies release liao loh...

waiting list:
survive style +5
color blossoms
adrenaline drive
shark skin man and peach hip girl
bright future
eureka
nabi
peppermint candy
judgement
howls moving castle
nobody knows
ag-o crocodile
beyond the clouds (4get full title)
blessing bell
love so divine
antenna. hole in the sky
spider forest
tokyo fist
postman blues
pornostar
the blue light
real fiction
aragami
taeguki
what time is it there
splendid float
stray dog
blue spring
the hidden fortress

11:05 PM


dun know abt u guys but i find this particularly true...

the art of getting the one you liked:
say u like this girl and she isnt attracted to u... thats okay, at least she doesnt hates u... now all you have to do is to be nice to her for about a year... a year as in almost everyday can see her type, not the monthly then get to see one... chances are she will slowly begin to like you... its as simple as that, dun have to go full out to impress her straight away... they always say its the small things that matter... u everyday do a small thing then soon enough it becomes a big thing to her le... =D

sounds easy, as long as u dun do anything stupid to get on her nerves which is quite hard la considering gers' moods changes so drastically one... LOL

a lil update for the uninitiated... took cab with a ger alone and she asked for my number...

to quote my dear friend in navy - "i must be doing something right to deserve this"

but too bad, its not her, hahahhaaa... and i know why she wants my number, more hahahahahahaha... shes not interested in me too manz, she just wants to make use of me, hahahahaha... i am not dumb hehehehehe.... lets play the making use game, see who is the victor...

anyway tml i will be at sentosa with 10 other guys as the gay squadron team... so anyone spotted guy kissing guy down there hor, feel free to drop by and say hi... lol too bad we arent gays, otherwise newspaper is going to report another sensational gay story about AIDS again...

9:24 PM


what the fuck is wrong with people... week in week out no activities at all, phone never ring... then now phone ring non stop, and all the events jammed on one day...

saturday saturday... sentosa, go bank do admin, poly gathering, sec sch classmate bdae... one day give u 4 events loh, wtf sia

when u wan to go out, everyone is busy... now when u dun feel like going out, everyone wants to go out liao...

i decided to fuck the bank thinggy since its something to do about charity... u know very well that i hate charity stuff... then i am also going to skip my sec sch classmate's bdae even though its a she... lol simply becos my brain is either malfunctioning or i dun wan to talk to ppl who speak in Uni talk... quite a number of my ex sec sch classmate females went to U but its none of my business about what they study and shit, i am too old for that...

its funny to say that i am currently working... the statement is not right and not wrong... i am working becos i am getting pay... pay as in real pay, not the stingy NSF allowance... i am not working becos i am in fact studying... i am studying for what is going to be my rice bowl for the next ten years... not studying computer and ended up working as a chef...

so i am a young working adult or old kid haben reach puberty yet, whichever way u see it... and working adults dun mix with ppl who stuff their heads in duno what ten year series, chicken essence, and studying all the irrevelant nonsense...

so i am going to sentosa with my navy class in the morning followed by the chicken rice gang during our poly days in the evening... hope to have some fun out there... its been a long time...

12:17 AM

March 24, 2005 COLOURED.


this feeling. i felt it before... the urge to hug someone...

we were standing pretty close to each other in a small corner, then she turned around, looking at me... smiling and the next thing she did is leaning over to whisper in my ear... like a couple... if only...

it was fate, she was bothered... he was blurred... we didnt know the situation or maybe she did and he dun... she sought him for help... he was looking to partner him... he decided to join him... he noticed he was taken... she also spotted the situation... she was at a lost cos she thought she would be with him... in the end, he could only live with regret watching her from afar... (this paragraph involves 6 people but the main focus is on her and he only)

she treats guys all the same, very amicable. easily to mix around be it male or female...

he is an innocent, simple-minded boy who is easily misled by people... he is afraid everything isnt real...

every lesson he hopes she would go up to him and whisper something into his ear just like that magical day...

he thinks hes beginning to fall in love with someone who suspects nothing at all...

2 days... just 2 days... he was won over by her charm... all this for someone who didnt catch his eyes all along

the both of them will be together for at least 4 months but time will tell whether his feelings is for real when fresh blood comes in...

9:04 PM

March 20, 2005 COLOURED.


You scored as Mushrooms. Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before. Fucking trippy.

Mushrooms

81%

Inhalents

75%

Alcohol

63%

Ecstacy

63%

Marijuana

56%

None!

50%

Cocaine

50%

What's your ideal drug?


wtf is mushrooms?

8:05 PM


You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

96%

agnosticism

92%

atheism

83%

Buddhism

79%

Paganism

54%

Islam

50%

Judaism

42%

Christianity

25%

Hinduism

25%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)

7:56 PM


You scored as Irvine Kinneas. Flirtatious, easy-going, and confident. You tend to flirt a lot with the people you like whether you realize it or not, but you have trouble handling the really stressful situations, either blowing it off with a joke or seizing up. All in all you are still confident in who you are though and know what you like. Go you.

Irvine Kinneas

75%

Quistis Trepe

70%

Squall Leonheart

70%

Zell Dincht

70%

Laguna Loire

65%

Seifer Almasy

65%

Kiros Seagill

60%

Edea Kramer

55%

Rinoa Heartilly

50%

Ward Zabac

45%

Selphie Tilmett

35%

Final Fantasy 8, which hero are you?

6:43 PM


it is understandable if girls resorts to slimming pills like extrim, tummitrim, xando tabs all that stuff... but duno why guys also go and take such stuff, at camp duno like got how many take the tummitrim loh...so lame sia, eat pills to slim down... why thehell would guys want to slim down for... want to compete with their gfs just to remind them gers are forever fat and make them feel insecure about themselves issit... or guys want to become the next supermodel and win kate moss anytime...

resorting to pills is useless one leh, u take short cut then never experience the long hard road to success is no use de... take short cut very easy fat again since u can always take the pills anytime u want... at least if u lose weight the hard way (excercise n proper diet), u dun tend to return to ur old fat status becos u know how hard u have been through leh... and its never good to rely on pills always... listen to what they say, say no to drugs...

actually you ought to say yes to drugs... no to drugs means u will be dead before age 30 or much more earlier... imagine baby fever then cannot take medicine becos government say no to drugs, end up baby die... worst right, at least u consume drugs can last longer than one who dun touch them at all... so we should SAY YES TO DRUGS...

anyway tt no to drugs concert was pretty loud... all the siao ginas screaming for duno wat... it proves once again what a terrible singer sylvester realli is... he is worst than F4 really, at least F4 still got the looks to make up for it... as for sylvester, either singaporean gers really no taste in men or they kena spell from sylvester evil mother...

and i am so disappointed in maia, to think that i felt pity for her when she went out of the competition that time, she is now with sylvester!?!? can u tell what sort of a person is she if she is a single mother who is then engaged to a drummer during the competition... after the competition now she n sylvester reportedly wanted to register their marriage secretly then decided to call it off after so many newspapers reported about it...

very cheem right, from the way i look at it, she broke off the engagement with the drummer then to go with sylvester... then all this nonsense starts popping out... it really turns me off to see someone change partners so fast, somemore engaged liao can break off and go register marriage with another guy so fast... machiam playing the sims flirting around like that... marriage is not a game loh, register liao then go and call it off, both of them so irresponsible sia... dun tell me they want to get married just so they can have sex without anyone talking... ZzzZzzzZz

whatever it is, every person has their own reasons for their actions... although it looks bad to the rest of the world, it is their choice... and we are not their mothers or fathers, so the hell with it eh...

5:34 PM

March 19, 2005 COLOURED.


wah piang eh, i didnt expect singaporeans to be so kiasu leh... on friday after dinner celebrations at chevrons, i went to creative headquarters with my pals to scout the situation... initially i thought no people one then a few days ago my friend say some of them planning to camp overnight for the zen micro offer... i assume there will be the most 5 or 6 people camping overnight ba, until i saw the actual situation on that day...

around 1930 hours reach there i see outside no people i was relieved, no need to kan qiong spider to queue up... then as we walked further in, i saw the sign "star buys queue here"... down there eh, got many many people already camping le... we reach the corner leading to the exit liao still haven see where is the end of the queue loh, easily more than 100 over already intending to stay overnight liao... i cant believe it man, so early got so many people queueing liao, damn scary... not like BoA is coming or $100 million toto leh, even toto people is on the day queue one, where got people stay overnight to queue for toto sia... tsk tsk, all this trouble for a mp3 player that is cheaper by $150 if u manage to queue successfully...

who knows what will happen on sunday for the portable media center, maybe its the very same people queueing up on friday night are aiming the media center on sunday instead of the zen micro on saturday...

i am fine, at least it isnt a bargain lost... i see it as $250 saved for something better in future ba, mp3 player is just one of the wants, not my needs... somemore the back cover color isnt the same as the front cover, ipod mini wins if the price is lower... hmmm think about it, $250 is enough to last me 5 months of transport fees... if u subscribe to both maxim and fhm can last for 2 years loh... or my usual --- use $250 for fishing in orchard =D

11:44 PM

March 15, 2005 COLOURED.


ni ma mak, 5am wake up go that aviation academy at changi village there so bloody far... want to sleep also cannot sleep, first time going there must see where is the correct stop for alighting... then reach changi village liao the bus stop no people de... scare me i thought i alight at wrong stop, but i remember they got say the bus stop got 1 cheers shop one loh... walk around then finally spotted some familiar faces having breakfast...

who says the early bird always catches the worm... i was hoping to see some bapoks out of fun but didnt find any leh... i know they are disgusting especially with their male voices even though some look very female, u feel so gay when u have sex with bapok man... listen to guy sound moaning so er xin... :( i not sure if they have male or female genitals leh, my friend say depends on the bapok... skali one more power got both male n female genitals, i know ladies toilet always crowded and got ppl queue one then the bapok clever can go use the gents one much more faster..

the lessons very dull leh, today is the first time i fall asleep in class openly during lessons loh... usually i only sleep during break time one... actually i got sleep or no sleep also same de leh, my eyes open is stare at space nia... everytime someone ask me what the lecturer explained just now i always duno how to answer him de... i act attentive for fun de :X

their cafeteria there power! lunch eat rice not enough go and queue up for another round to eat sphagetti... bo bian, the auntie there veri kiam siap one, the serving give so little, scared other people not enough to eat or they lazy to cook extra... we need food to fight fire de leh...

afternoon practical at least better than theory lessons... practical lessons how to fall asleep, near impossible loh... doing the same things which we did in CDA the other time, much more of a refreshment course for us... the face mask is so much cleaner than the CDA 1 loh, and its people friendly... CDA one once u insert the pressure demand valve into the mask then never press properly sure suffocate to death de... down here just breathe in hard then the air starts going in liao, so easy...

we also get to play with the hose and how to attack fire with proper nozzle techniques... which reminds me of last time when i was nozzle man... so fun to be the one so near to the fire then shoot at the fire like you never urine before for the past 20 years, SHIOK! maybe tml scenario i volunteer be nozzle man again... at least this time i sure i wun walk too close to the fire, last time the visor so blur i cant even see where i was going loh, keep walking very close to the fire until the instructor pull me back sia...

got problem releasing the hose from the dutch roll sia... never throw properly end up the hose not fully out and the metal coupling hit my right knee cap, bloody sensation... i think its all becos of the stupid gloves la, so thick my fingers cannot feel the hose properly thats why i miscued... just like why guys dun wan to wear condoms is becos they cannot feel it thats why will cock up... if i ask u to dig your nose with gloves u will say i siao right... same theory... u dig nose with ur fingers u can feel around properly then dig cleanly ma, u dig with gloves how to dig nicely u tell me loh...

then we get to go to their version of the dark room... easy than the CDA one, but the crawling part sucks really... my right knee cap already kena liao just now then now still have to go on all fours... right leg pain sia can only move very slow, my hand holding on to my friend's leg in front...

last interesting point to note before i drink lots ofwater for tml's firefighting... i read in FHM whereby got this girl who proclaims to have pink nipples... the sexciting part is she says she use nipple cream to get pink nipples... and yes, the nipple cream is sold in singapore... so if u watched too much japanese hentai anime where all of them got pink nipples, u know u can get yours to be pink as well... who knows in future gers may be sporting green nipples, blue nipples, orange nipples, red nipples, silver nipples, rainbow nipples... you know like dyeing of hair like that, they are trying to make a fashion statement... heck, skali got one go and make gothic or punk nipples... LOL!

8:06 PM


ni ma mak, 5am wake up go that aviation academy at changi village there so bloody far... want to sleep also cannot sleep, first time going there must see where is the correct stop for alighting... then reach changi village liao the bus stop no people de... scare me i thought i alight at wrong stop, but i remember they got say the bus stop got 1 cheers shop one loh... walk around then finally spotted some familiar faces having breakfast...

who says the early bird always catches the worm... i was hoping to see some bapoks out of fun but didnt find any leh... i know they are disgusting especially with their male voices even though some look very female, u feel so gay when u have sex with bapok man... listen to guy sound moaning so er xin... :( i not sure if they have male or female genitals leh, my friend say depends on the bapok... skali one more power got both male n female genitals, i know ladies toilet always crowded and got ppl queue one then the bapok clever can go use the gents one much more faster..

the lessons very dull leh, today is the first time i fall asleep in class openly during lessons loh... usually i only sleep during break time one... actually i got sleep or no sleep also same de leh, my eyes open is stare at space nia... everytime someone ask me what the lecturer explained just now i always duno how to answer him de... i act attentive for fun de :X

their cafeteria there power! lunch eat rice not enough go and queue up for another round to eat sphagetti... bo bian, the auntie there veri kiam siap one, the serving give so little, scared other people not enough to eat or they lazy to cook extra... we need food to fight fire de leh...

afternoon practical at least better than theory lessons... practical lessons how to fall asleep, near impossible loh... doing the same things which we did in CDA the other time, much more of a refreshment course for us... the face mask is so much cleaner than the CDA 1 loh, and its people friendly... CDA one once u insert the pressure demand valve into the mask then never press properly sure suffocate to death de... down here just breathe in hard then the air starts going in liao, so easy...

we also get to play with the hose and how to attack fire with proper nozzle techniques... which reminds me of last time when i was nozzle man... so fun to be the one so near to the fire then shoot at the fire like you never urine before for the past 20 years, SHIOK! maybe tml scenario i volunteer be nozzle man again... at least this time i sure i wun walk too close to the fire, last time the visor so blur i cant even see where i was going loh, keep walking very close to the fire until the instructor pull me back sia...

got problem releasing the hose from the dutch roll sia... never throw properly end up the hose not fully out and the metal coupling hit my right knee cap, bloody sensation... i think its all becos of the stupid gloves la, so thick my fingers cannot feel the hose properly thats why i miscued... just like why guys dun wan to wear condoms is becos they cannot feel it thats why will cock up... if i ask u to dig your nose with gloves u will say i siao right... same theory... u dig nose with ur fingers u can feel around properly then dig cleanly ma, u dig with gloves how to dig nicely u tell me loh...

then we get to go to their version of the dark room... easy than the CDA one, but the crawling part sucks really... my right knee cap already kena liao just now then now still have to go on all fours... right leg pain sia can only move very slow, my hand holding on to my friend's leg in front...

last interesting point to note before i drink lots ofwater for tml's firefighting... i read in FHM whereby got this girl who proclaims to have pink nipples... the sexciting part is she says she use nipple cream to get pink nipples... and yes, the nipple cream is sold in singapore... so if u watched too much japanese hentai anime where all of them got pink nipples, u know u can get yours to be pink as well... who knows in future gers may be sporting green nipples, blue nipples, orange nipples, red nipples, silver nipples, rainbow nipples... you know like dyeing of hair like that, they are trying to make a fashion statement... heck, skali got one go and make gothic or punk nipples... LOL!

8:02 PM

March 14, 2005 COLOURED.


hehehehehe...

yesterday i went back to camp, and today i am back home again! not becos i was bad or what la... tml n wednesday have to attend another fire fighting course at aviation academy... this time learn to fight fire inside helicopter duno wat shit, only 30 of us going nia... why so little leh? becos the selected few will be posted to LSTs after our course ends... hahahahahha, i achieved my primarily objective le :D :D (which is to be part of the crew onboard singapore's largest ships)... imagine 30 out of the 132 personnel being selected for the big ships, we are so fortunate! actually i even more happy that the ones i hate are not among the 30, which means i dun get to see their stupid faces until at least 2 years later... WHEEEEE!!!

now only have to wait to see which vocation i going, hope can get into navigation la... high chance of going in le after my instructor say i did quite well for that test but better not to assume anything first, give me any other stuff also can since i already confirm tio the big support ship which is like star cruise like that... when it is out in the waters you cannot see the ship swaying side to side one, super stable... which suits me fine as i think i have mild motion sickness nia... tio big ship still must pray dun tio the ship that is like stucked in singapore forever one... like never go sailing before loh, so long liao still parked down there at the harbor duno do wat... i want to go sailing to many many many countries, see many many mei mei... and possibly find the special someone in this world... :D

11:49 PM

March 13, 2005 COLOURED.


Actress Lee Eun-ju Commits Suicide



By Lee Yong-sung
Staff Reporter

Popular television and film actress Lee Eun-ju was found dead on Tuesday, apparently having committed suicide. She was 24.

Lee, the star of such hit films as ``Tae Guk Gi'' (2004) and ``The Scarlet Letter'' (2004) as well as the recent MBC television drama ``Firebird (Pulsae),'' was found by her elder brother in the walk-in closet of her apartment in Pundang, Kyonggi Province, where she is said to have hung herself.

Lee's mother and elder brother were with her until early in the morning, he said, and he returned to the apartment in the afternoon when she failed to answer her phone.

A note written in blood that included the words, ``Mother, I'm sorry, I love you'' was discovered at the scene.

While the police said the death is believed to be suicide, investigations were not formally completed by the time this newspaper went to print.

Born Nov. 16, 1980, Lee lived in Kunsan, North Cholla Province, until graduating from high school and moving to Seoul to study acting at Dankook University. She first appeared on television as a teenager in the 1998 SBS drama ``White Night 3.98.''

Lee made her film debut in ``Rainbow Trout'' in 1998. Lee's other films include ``Virgin Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors'' (2000), ``Bungee Jumping of Their Own'' (2000) and ``Hello! UFO'' (2003).

Lee graduated from Dankook University on Friday and was reported to have been in good spirits, according to her professors and school friends.

However, Lee's family said the actress suffered from insomnia after taking on sexually explicit roles in her most recent film ``The Scarlet Letter'' and agreeing to a semi-nude scene for ``Firebird.''

Lee portrayed a lounge singer in an unstable relationship with a detective in ``The Scarlet Letter,'' which was the closing film of last year's Pusan International Film Festival.

Lee was scheduled to begin shooting a new film in the spring, and had agreed to star in a new drama after finishing the film, according to Yonhap News Agency.

my thoughts
i was so shocked when i read about it in the new paper while in camp, i thought it was some japanese actress until the name lee eun ju sounds so familiar...

if u know about blogunion, u would have known i watched quite a number of her films... she resembles takako matsu and she looks sweet... The Scarlet Letter i have it but haben watched yet, if they were talking about explicit, then wat about Virgin Stripped Bared by Her Bachelors, just becos she has gotten famous means she cant remove her clothes liao?

it was said that she suffered depression and insomnia due to media pressure... shes a professional actress and she can go no where but up, now.......... we can only have memories of her.

everyone should learn to stop pressuring people, you may save a life in future...

2:25 AM


ever thought about what will you be in 5 years time?

at age 16
will you be thinking about marriage
will you be thinking about owning a car
will you be thinking about having kids
will you be thinking about buying a flat
will you be thinking about career
will you be thinking about bjork

at age 21
will you be thinking about E = mc²
will you be thinking about ur cute teacher
will you be thinking about neopets
will you be thinking about poly or jc
will you be thinking about softtoys
will you be thinking about britney

if you switch the ages then everything makes sense to you now... its really hard to imagine in just 5 short years, your outlook in life changes 360 degrees... maybe this is what they call it life in transtition... i cant really predict what will i be thinking once i reach 26... at 16 theres no way i can imagine myself in the navy --- as a career somemore... becos at that time, i duno even know how to swim...

i used to think that the older you are, the more mature you get... in a few months time i will be able to watch a R21 show openly in local screens yet i still feel like a kid most of the time... having lived together with other guys same age or even older than me, i conclude that age is just a number... most of them dun behave their age except for the younger ones... we laughed at the same childish jokes, do kiddy things, throw tantrums once in a while... in short we behaved like kids even when we are supposed to act like young adults...

last time whenever i chatted with someone in irc who said he was 20 or above, i always thought of the person as someone cheem or someone who has grown up le... considering i was 16 that time, i thought ppl senior than me should be those got their own thinking and mindset one... now that i have reached that stage, i dun feel like i have level up or anything like that... never suddenly become matured in thinking overnight, its like i have never changed at all... guess the only thing i can take comfort is that guys 2 years older than me still can act gay with me together and sajiao together :D :D :D

1:56 AM


Reinforcements have Arrived!

after 5 months of anxious waiting, the big fat paycheck finally came this week... can see many people bank accounts from 3 digits or even worse still 2 digits jump straight away to high end 4 digits or low 5 digit figure... no wonder everyone so happy this week, kena scold also never mind la, scold for all you want, what matters is i got my money le :D

what is the first thing that comes to your mind when you have a good amount of money suddenly available to you... be a good guy and donate all to charity? or be an even nicer guy by handing all the extra money over to your girlfriend? or best buy a nice diamond attached to a fishing line and placed it somewhere on the floor at orchard road see which ger can you fish fish...

shopping list:
ipod mini or zen micro
new computer parts
quality headphones
oakley specs
psp
beach shorts
wallet

machiam santa claus like that, everything like free one like that, this one nice i buy, that one nice i buy, not nice also buy in case next time become nice... the problem with having too much money on your hands is you tend to splurge on unnecessary things... like now alot of ppl in camp got portable gamesets sia, gameboy sp and nintendo ds... one guy even got psp liao... see liao also gian to own one...

but too bad ah, i want to buy one also cannot... no thanks to my advisor from prudential... he was supposed to give me my savings insurance booklet today one... then duno isit to punish me for being late for the meet up due to me oversleeping, he offered me another plan... i at first thought can meet fast fast take the thing then go home can start to study for monday test... kena end up listening to him brainwashing me again...

duno he is smart or what, can tell that i am greedy or he assumed everyone is greedy... one plan not enough must have more plans so that more secure in future... anyway i took up his offer... becos he is offering me what i wanted in the first place... investing money as early as possible so that can retire to play maplestory hahahaha... i believe in the theory that you shouldnt work for the money, instead let your money work for you... somehow or rather i feel like i am playing neopets in real life... except that i am the pet and someone is helping me fatten my bank account... :D :D :D

becos of that new plan which i didnt expected, i cant spend any more money liao... tt plan alone eat up my ipod mini and headphones liao loh... have to wait until next month payday liao... :~~~~~~~~~

1:31 AM

March 06, 2005 COLOURED.


it is our national duty to spread our seeds throughout the world

honestly speaking, i duno how long can i go on being a good homely boy... 5 more months to go and i will be part of a ship's crew liao... and after hearing tales from senior instructors who were no longer sailing, it seems everyone stands a very high chance of getting laid once we sail to the open seas...

you know each person will be issued 4 condoms once the ship reached her port of call... heard that its compulsory to take one... my course commander say depends on your superior onboard ship, if hes the type who likes to have some fun, then he will make sure all those under him to go and have fun... erm u should know the meaning of have fun here ba... if hes the impotent, cant stand up type then its up to us to go have fun by ourselves or go sightseeing... not every guy will go all out to commence our mission motto (the spreading of seeds motto) but i think most cant resist the temptation ba...

it would be interesting to see how my friends who are attached will handle the situation... if they can really tahan, then their gfs really very fortunate to book them first... if they also cannot resist also lan lan suck thumb la, gf so far away what to do... thats y im not looking for one as yet, with all the frequent sailings its hard to settle down, somemore even if u dun go there and play, then the gf down here kena wooed by some other guy and end up liking him, u also lose out... its all about trust among the two of us, its just a matter of how much you trust ur partner...

as for me, if can play i also gian... but hor hookers all the same across the world one, all ugly de not nice one... so maybe i more interested in sightseeing than looking for some action... but duno la, now say say only, when the time really comes then see what my actions loh... then i blog down... LOL

age is just a number, its my body thats real

8:33 PM

March 05, 2005 COLOURED.


Connection Between Guys and Lacy Bras

i always thought any type of bra looks nice as long as it has any color other than nude... but what happened on thursday enlighten me alot on people's preferences... :P

my friend was particularly good at spotting what color and what type of bra all the girls in the base were wearing... and that day he was for some reason very high... hes not the only one, quite a lot of people has also been talking about it since morning colors... he say wat iris wearing lace... and the topic for the day was iris's lace bra leh, no one was interested in studies or anything else... everyone was fantasizing she removing her shirt and all that stuff, drool whole day the saliva also wun dry de... but i havent caught up with the euphoria yet... becos she not pretty in the first place, and i didnt saw her bra yet...

down here we have to do area cleaning daily and one of us in the bunk have to stay back during the inspection by the officer accompanied by the leading hand while the rest all can go somewhere and talk cock until inspection over... everyone hates to stay back becos it was a waste of time and have to be dressed in uniform but that day hor, everyone is eager to volunteer to stay back... why? becos sergeant iris is the leading hand of the day...

dinnertime my mate noticed iris was sitting at one corner and he tell us to eat faster then go over to see her bra... lol he really super kan qiong, wolfs down his food then he already waiting to go over to zoom in closely on her liao... i far far see only see white color and quite normal leh, not tt fantastic as it seems to be... then he tell me to go closer and look carefully at the lacy patterns... i tell u my reaction when i walk over and see ah, my eyes from sleepy sleepy sian sian type suddenly enlarge big big like see ghost like that... i left with my eyes still like goldfish eyes and mouth opened... WAH LAN EH, REALLY VERY LACY LOH, SO MANY PATTERNS SOMEMORE, SEE UNTIL BLUR BLUR GONG GONG AH!!!!! i knew i was in for some treat later becos ------ it was my turn to stay back that day :PpPpPppPPPPPPppppPP

during the inspection i keep beo her back... then when can see her front i beo abit then quickly look elsewhere liao... BUAY TAHAN, HER FRONT GOT EVEN MORE PATTERNS... heng her uniform in front the color not that faint, if can see everything, i think i confirm fever on the spot + excessive loss of blood + auto viagra

that day belongs to iris, every guy knew about her lace bra... even the guys i though quite decent one or gong gong one also know what the whole big fuss is all about... the other girls also know sia... theres something i am confused though... DO WE PREFER THE LACY BRA OR THE GIRL WEARING IT, sad sia if like that, like bra but dun like the girl... the girl duno how kelian, guys dun need girls anymore hahahahhahahaha

8:39 PM


OUT TO SEA!!!!

all the while when i am at changi, i always wonder so near yet so far... the sea is right in front of your eyes yet you cant go sailing or swim or fish at all as they scared ppl drop into the water then cannot come up liao... but on last monday hor, our practical lesson is out at sea playing with the rubber boat!

split into details, each group take turns going out to sea in that rubber dinghy which the NDU divers use... what is good is that we are not on a sight-seeing trip, everyone take turns trying to steer the dinghy properly... it is not as easy as it seems la, quite hard to control, press too hard end up moving circles then always lose sense of direction when going left or right... the sea state for that day was fine, not much waves around but i sit in front too long, then they keep moving the dinghy at top speed until the boat keep bobbing up n down in water end up my stomach feel a bit uneasy liao... i think i sure vomit everyday if i kena fast moving ships, best can go LST la... lucky my batch majority confirm go LST, just hope i can go to the vocation i want then guarantee chop chop go cruise ship liao...

after come back from the sea, all busy washing the equipment with freshwater then the instructor told all of us to go down the water... hahahhaa, this is not your siloso beach or any beach hor... walk 1 step straight away deep water, dun have gradual step one... we went down by the slope where ppl normally launch their boats, damn slippery during low tide... no need to walk ur legs already automatically moving towards the sea liao... we formed a small circle then start to drift off to the sea where our feet cant touch the sea bed at all... machiam like doing synchronised swimming like that, forming a circle with legs all pointing inwards, so fun! after instructor fool around with us for 5 minutes then let us go back to shore... surprised by how come my safety shoes never drop into the water sia, walking on land already feel so loose le then in the water like glue like that stick to ur soles...

before the practical the "lucky" ones were chosen to do sai gang at the yacht club, my luck too good liao, i was one of them... -_- while doing our stuff, we saw quite a number of fishes leh... a real pity they dun let us to fish sia, we saw a small school of fish, then even got sotong and one transparent but colorful fish which you normally see in marine life documentary... didnt know that yacht club got rooms can rent one, quite nice scenery over there but duno how much it costs eh... down there can also dine by the sea... next time if got gf can bring her go there eat... :D

oh ya, a point to note... THE SEA IS TOO SALTY!

8:03 PM


last week never write becos kena the guard duty...

the whole class all sian diao when told of the news... by right we should know about weekend duty way beforehand one then end up we only know the day before which is on friday when everyone all plan their saturdays nice nice liao... got gf one will screw them, no gf one will go enjoy, now become got gf or no gf one all stay back to watch the sea... thank goodness i am not in a relationship, i see my friends all so stressed up when their weekends kena burned... say what tried so hard and finally succeeded to let his gf let him off for one day to do his own things... u know la, gers always demand guys must go pei them when they are free de... then my friend now his precious own free time is spent with us having candle-lit dinner by the sea... quite romantic right :D

all the moaning and groaning and sulking is not going to change matters, the only thing we could do was to watch the rest wearing civilian clothings all ready to get the hell out of the jail liao... some kind souls from our ex class brought us some magazines to survive the weekend... in military life huh, magazines usually mean FHM and MAXIM, we dun read what PIONEER, 8 DAYS, I WEEKLY, TEENS, TIME, BUSINESS WEEK that kind of stuff... we need male mags so that we can remain sane and not go around prodding each other's holes... dun think that we are what horny bastards hor, just yesterday we spotted FHM and MAXIM in the wastepaper basket at the office... got like 7 or 8 like that leh, u see la even our instructors in their 30s also gian such things one... anyway we are environment friendly people ---- we took them back to our bunk and transformed a portion of the space as reading corner...

doing duty last week was actually not bad la... since its not a weekday, down there only left 1 officer in the building only... which means we are free to roam anywhere we like and make mistakes also wun tio that jialat jialat... being our first time doing duty, we were taught the things which we see the senior batches do so frequently, overall it was quite boring doing duty, nothing much to do except walking around the complex praying to catch some couple making out (just as gd as striking toto)... its more fun when off duty... their restroom for duty ppl is airconditioned... so gd 1, even better than our bunk loh, somemore got tv clear reception... and best is it was saturday... when i not on duty i was watching the tv throughout instead of sleeping sia... see all the variety shows and chiobus on tv, for a while i thought i was at home liao...

my mates doing same timeslot as me one all sleep while i keep watching tv until i finish all my timeslots at 2am then i go sleep sleep... then have to wake up at 6am to prepare for morning colors... duno how to pipe the boatswain call... were given last minute lessons on how to pipe properly and during the parade we fared erm.... not bad for beginners la, got sound but a bit lao hong, the instructor said it will only produce a lao hong sound when we blow into the pipe... he say we are not gays so we must go and spit the air instead of blowing the pipe... *point noted* we make good blowers :D :D: D

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