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June 25, 2005 COLOURED.
i just came back from the police centre after making my report... yes i have turned myself in for cheating numerous rich tai tais of their money... but the tai tais told me to retract my statement telling me that they willingly let themselves by cheated by the lovable n adorable honggy...
ok i went to make a report about the loss of my stuff... at first i thought it was going to be a chop chop curry pok affair... i was dressed up and ready to go plaza sing to go get my replacement sim card... then can shun bian go orchard see see abit so that i am not so upset about my loss... then can tell my sad story to the mei meis over there so that i can cry in their arms and take advantage of them at the same time... but hor, the report took quite long to complete la... so end up if go orchard all the shops all cfm close one and the gers all go drinking wif idiots n being taken advantaged of liao... thus i am back at home making someone happy... rite hor junjun :D
first time i have lost my valuables but i have to say my reaction is quite stunning... i didnt go hysterical or started shouting vulgarities or asked ppl frantically in search of clues... i was just down there "shit la lost liao" i even thought of staying a while more to tan tan until i was brought back to my senses then i go n change up to find the swimming pool staff... reported my loss to them and they were like ooh really? and they just handed me this form of lost n found items to fil in without batting an eyelid or showing any hint of concern... maybe too many ppl have lost their stuff until they also sian liao to fake the oh-my-god-y-u-so-stupid expression...
maybe i can foretell what was going to happen as b4 i went for swimming, i actually took out $30 and my identity card placed in a side compartment, and i didnt brought my ezlink as well... so what i lost was $9, chevrons member card n 2 atm cards... the bad hit has to be the atm cards... without them i got no money loh, my cash now only holding $30 sia... hahaha
worst one is of cos the handphone la... nowadays ppl dun mind losing their wallets, what they mind is losing their sim card in the hp... so my contacts all gone loh then i am not uncontactable... YEA, feels like old times again when i can wander off freely without ppl disturbing me becos theres no way they can find me... but now cannot la, i scared wait i missed her msgs or calls then so sad sia... other than tt i dun care about other contacts... :P
the aftermath of it... i thought i didnt lose much anyway... only the phone have to buy new one so expensive... $30 cant buy me a hp anyway... so i will have to wait until next week to get my replacement cards... starhub card is free, atm cost $5 each, chevrons cost $10... wtf chevrons so expensive sia... wallet is tattered n torn and i was going to get a new one in the first place so my heart not so pain...
something worthy of interest is while i write wat i have lost in the lost n found form at the swimming complex, i took my time looking at other stuff that ppl have reported missing... most of them were the same as mine, hp n wallet, quite a lot r glasses... u mean ppl too poor to make glasses so they decide to steal them? one very special item is diamond ring... yes, someone really wrote diamond ring down there... ouch man, if it was real tt ppl lost it that would be the most heart pain one loh... how much does one cost? definitely not cheap...
i think the thief was quite dumb... inside my bag there are only 3 stuff that are in the 3 figure range... 1 is my phone, that one i got nothing to say, that was a standard item for ppl to take... 2 is my swatch watch, it is not some $10-$20 watch... i bought it for $123 and he... didnt took it... and then there was the most expensive item... my glasses @ $185, comes complete with the casing too... maybe he has perfect eyesight so he no need to take the glasses unlike other short sighted thieves who stole other ppl glasses...
the most impt stuff which he didnt took is my identity card... and i am so glad i did what i did today... becos usually i will put my identity card in the main compartment, which means theres a high chance he will take it since an identity card is everything... use it to borrow from loansharks, open multiple mobile accounts... register this register that... all the stuff that can get the owner into big trouble one la...
so i tink my weekend kena burned like that again la... tml no mood to go sentosa loh, still have to go n settle my case first...
10:22 PM
ok i came back from swimming at 5pm... something very interesting did happen... i lost my handphone + my wallet...
asshole...
going off to make report liao... be back with more details...
6:44 PM
something was amissed from the day i left for camp... but i didnt expect it to end up into something more disastrous... i dun really know what to say la, the gers are not on speaking terms anymore and they are not ready to make up at all... i always thought man has a bigger ego than woman, but i guess i am wrong...
i am not in a very good position to judge ppl currently becos my opinions right now are biased... just that my libran scales have tilted towards her...
does she know why am i looking at her all the time?
if she said something fishy is going on between other ppl and she credits it to her woman instinct... then surely she must also have used her woman instinct to know why am i close to her...
i tried something already, but knowing how she does things hor... i think the most can be frens only ba... haha, sadded yet not so sad until like the world is falling to the ground like that...
see, if i tink about gers i cant write anything nice n funny liao... so this shows that i am not desperate for gers in the past ok, dun believe go and check all my previous posts la... i am a zhen ren jun zi... the boy every mummy will like de... hehehhehe becos all mummies like to play with xiao boy boy one and give them money to buy sweet sweet...
but it doesnt mean that now i am desperate for gers loh, it is A ger... not many gers... watever...
now oso nothing much to write about becos seldom go out liao... got go oso go sentosa but there also nothing much... other than the fact that there are lots of fat bodies or skinny bodies to look at and no bodies worth drooling over and just doing the same things there over and over again... i prefer the swimming pool where u can spent much more quality time down there tanning withoyut fear of getting burnt at all...
but later i will be going out ba, either swimming pool or orchard or any place... then hopefully can see some ppl never clothes running around or some gangsters beating 100yr old auntie just to get free tissue or putting a blind man in the middle of the road as a road divider...
u know the midde of the road is the safest place rite... becos the traffic is separated in the middle... so if any vehicle happens to hit the blind man in the middle of the road, the police has the right to summon the driver and earn free kopi money... i should suggest this to the traffic police since they like public feedback so much... who knows i may get a plaque for being a good public service man... idea sia
theres this something i always hope to catch them in action but to no avail... since so many reports have been complaining about the number of unwanted pregnancies going up, surely there are more n more ppl making babies in the public... so far i still haven caught any in the act yet, which shows that singaporeans are still generally publicity shy... we think we are some big stars from hollywood and paparazzi are dying to snap any photo of us, so we wouldnt leave house without ensuring we have zipped our pants, bras properly adjusted, g-strings showing in the nice position, make-up put gao gao, every strand of hair must be properly fixed...
come on, u are not brad pitt, u r not boa... JUST GO OUT AND MAKE LOVE IN THE PUBLIC OK becos i wanna seee~~~~~~... the teens all better do that before i start doing my house visits and used my boy boy charms to pian ur mama and tell them i suspect their kids are up to something no good in their room... and then it shall my my special feature report for a major newspaper whom i cannot name due to confidential reasons...
so i shall go out after having my lunch and i shall open my eyes big big to scan for any scandalous details to report later... just watch this space fellas... if i dun find any, i wun return home... and if i dun return home, it means i am with someone doing something la... :D :D :D
ignore my last sentence, u know i am a big V... =D
2:06 PM
June 19, 2005 COLOURED.
in case u didnt know, today is fathers day... and not last week as what we had thought... mothers day falls on the 2nd sunday of may and fathers day falls on the 3rd sunday of june... as simple as that ok...
but it should not have been fathers day today... at least i wun feel so frustrated over a small thing... we are supposed to be helping the poor girl with her revision for the re-re-test... it all started nicely, all was steady and all was so on to help her... then yesterday one say cannot make it so early while the other totally cannot make it...
the other who totally cannot make it is excused... erm, take it that i am biased ok... i thought 6pm is already quite late for u to do any revision at all... to me i find it hard to focus when there is no more sun... so 6pm it is --- until this morning i received a message indicating the timing has changed... to 8pm... that was more late than late loh... but since 8pm back at camp revise still got a few quality hours la, which is good...
then when i am having my dinner, the time has been changed again... this time to 930pm... now this is really getting out of hand liao loh... 930pm = no time for anything at all... except gossip + chit chat yea... really duno whether she understands the whole situation or not...
in the past i use to hate the fact that she was a ger... becos she was doing all the stuff which if we guys were to attempt even once and not succeeding, we will be presented with paper for our autographs to come back on weekends for duties, confinements, defaulters... then she somehow or rather always managed to walk off scot-free...
but that has changed ever since we were in this special class... we were in the same class b4, but back then there were too many ppl so i cant be bothered about her la... this special class i would love to call it... becos i thought we did things together... other classes hate her n her ways just like the way i disliked her in the past...
so i couldnt explain why i followed the rest of them to go swim with her, help her revise... we were like forming a protective shield for her whenever she got into trouble...
she seems to have changed ever since tt major warning, but what happened today is a total letdown... yea so wat its fathers day... is fathers day more impt than going out of course and have to wait for another batch while the rest of us gets posted to ships? i once said i will admire anyone who can manage to put up with her for all the things she has done so far... becos the things she has did and said is pretty baffling...
in one of the convos i had with her just between the 2 of us, (no, not the ger who has to take the retest, its the other one)... the only logical reason we can come up with is shes living in her own world... she has a short focus span... duno why when it comes to weekends she seems to totally forget about the deep shit she is going to get into... then go back camp then remember... it is like a simply bo hiew, heck care attitude loh... i mean most ppl oso like that, come weekend all go enjoy and fuck everything about camp, go back then worry later... but at least the rest dun have major big problems awaiting...
i am worried... not about the ger taking the retest... i am worried about the other girl... worried about she will be feeling disappointed... then she will get me out to somewhere to chitchat... no doubt i like it when there is only the 2 of us but i hate to see my ger looking lost... i wan to hear her laughter, her big eyes, her exaggerated hand actions, her nagging, her sajiao-ing...
so later see how la... hopefully this week i wun get to see any tears coming from the one taking her test soon...
happy fathers day, i dun celebrate fathers day... :D
7:45 PM
June 18, 2005 COLOURED.
organ transplant is evil i tell u...
if u dun mail back, they take it that u have consented and is more than willing to donate ur organs to the market for pig organ's soup... come on leh, at least offer some monetary rewards ma, so in case gone liao due to accident then at least no need give for free, got some money for my loved ones...
dun u know nothing in this world is free? -__-``
why is it so evil??? becos i am not at home everyday, so i dun have a chance to mail back indicating my interest or the lack of it... so they prefer to ASSUME that i wanna be a good samaritan... in saf, "assume" is a very taboo word... a word which u cannot utter out at all cos it will result in ear damage... why? becos it will land u in deep trouble, u can only say confirm or duno... cannot say "assume", then they will rattle all the shit about making an ass out of u n me...
so it applies to the outside world as well... never assume, fuckers dying to get my organs... fat chance baby...
lucky they dun have a deadline... maybe they have but its in such bloody small print that i cant even locate it... otherwise my organs will disappear just like that sia... machiam stolen away... imagine once i go sailng... away for a few months... worse... ppl not only steal my organs but oso steal my money...
i didnt tink of volunteering my organs in the first place... but hor, she said u have to do good deeds... why leh?
becos she tt time say we go pray together when i kena activated tt day... i wan to go praying with her together... im not a buddhist la, so u know what i wanna pray huh... hehehe... she said it works, so.... i wanna try and see can or not loh... if can work then must pay back one la... which means doing good deeds and stuff like that... so here comes my opportunity to do a good deed... to donate organs...
if u donate hor, u got priority leh next time if u suay suay need organ transplant then ur queue will be pushed upwards... for those who dun pledge their organs to the pig market will be pushed all the way down... so black-hearted one sia...
then hor muslims no need to pledge still can get the same priority as those who pledge leh... which means non muslims who never pledged are made to look like they are the bad seeds loh...
so what am i supposed to do? go n convert to muslim and join the jihad crazy gang and say christianity sucks and we rox and spray painting all the churches and proclaim allah is the best~... all this just so that ppl wun portray me as a guy who so bad dun wan to pledge organs since muslims are excused? fuck man, there should be no double standards idiot...
didnt catholic churches condemn abortions? got c or not, they now allow liao leh... so they should make it compulsory that everyone has to donate unless they indicate they dun wanna... like that then more fair to us non muslims ma... so that the muslims dun have the bragging rights that they wanna pledge but they cant becos of their religion...
so... go n die la tell me pledge... u give me money first la...
so right now i am still holding on to the letter, which means i consented... not becos i wanted it, but becos of that something loh... but like kinda defeats the whole purpose... good deeds are done naturally... if u r doing good deeds in exchange for something that its wrong la... so i suppose tt letter will be heading for the mailbox sometime soon...
11:58 PM
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i hate to do this... but i cant resist but see how many sg blogs out there who can compete with xiaxue's popularity... and i realise that are quite a number actually, though most of them are more of the matured type wif the perfectly nice english with no singlish watsoever shit... hmm one of these days my name is going to be featured right up there... in the news just like how tt sarongpartygirl got everyone excited... too bad i was a bit slow, the pics were removed when i paid her site a visit... wtf :(
then again, who cares about her... i still cannot believe i have dreamt of her again loh... 3rd time liao!
5:27 PM
wah lau eh, i dreamt of her again! i am so in need of help!~
10:57 AM
why like so many ppl interested in her one... it would be so much easier if i was the only one leh, then no need to stress so much... should have stressed more on my studies man, but i cant stand a day without thinking of her loh... my mind seems to be at ease only when shes around, when she not around my thoughts are only of her and nothing else... cant stand a day without hearing her voice sia... i think i siao liao la... need to see love doctor liao...
but, i am slowly beginning to come to terms with it... anyway once i get posted to ship, chances of seeing her will be much much lesser loh, so if i dun get over it, i think my life onboard ship will be very miserable... sure anyhow gong gong do things becos my mind is wandering somewhere else le...
at least i made a bit of movement liao... which is very unlike me in the past... i am doing all the small little movements, finding ways, creating chances, heck i even did the untinkable -- choosing to ditch brotherhood for her... so you can say in a way that i am trying... actually i wanted to do something but i decided not to, wanted to see whether she will do it first or not...
ok thats talk about another her... my phoenixfire~ lvl 30 liao wor... now just waiting to complete PQ to get nice items before chiong level to level 40... magician nicer than warrior sia, but still not used to magician leh, keep getting too closed to enemy... and, i got hard candy! hahaha, i didnt hunt for it, i did something evil to get it de... hehehe, hopefully can get panlid, red whip and korean fan soon...
this week quite pleasant la, after last week stupid duty spoil everything... by right this wednesday supposed to do one, but then it seems that our class never appear on the list in black and white... so we this week were quite free la... sweet~ then tml n sunday can go n do my things liao... most impt to get my stationery and clothes and snacks... going back to gym on sunday after a long break... my chest getting more n more laoya liao, cannot stand it...
10:57 AM
June 12, 2005 COLOURED.
i am back from the impromptu duty becos the prisoners down there are too rowdy for them to handle and they need manly and muscular guys like us to suppress the oppression...
in short, my saturday was wasted just like that... knn i thought kenny was calling me early in the morning then i see how come the number seems so familiar yet looks so distant... then i listen loh and thats it...
i am like a martyr who sacrificed for the rest of the standby... in short, i am the bloody jesus man... i am JESUS
to say it in a different way, i am like an idiot who agree to do something which i can use my right not to say yes... then again they called while i was sleeping loh... when u are just awake, ur mind is still sleeping loh, so i was kinda like hypnotised to saying yes then hang up... only after i go and brush n wash my face then i started cursing... b4 i left my home, i actually sent warning messages to my class and also inform kenny of the cancelled trip...
i was going to swimming pool one loh, and i was going to do something one loh... and i was going to go for the pck musical one loh, and i was going to do something wild that day one loh... end up go back there to beat those riotous hooligans...
on my way there, my classmate also tio recalled back liao... i actually duno whether to be happy or sad... happy becos i have company, sad becos he also suay bird like me... then i was just praying the rest dun tio, becos if another one tio recalled means 2 persons will be going back... hahaha...
so surprised to see the room never on the lights sia, all sleeping away, asked some of them and they all say they never sleep the previous night... becos they knoe they got duty so they dun wan to waste their time outside... it was good in a way working with them rather than those juniors... no doubt juniors give u respect but working wif them feels weird... like every word u say they will obey... having the power to make someone lick ur boots feels good, but im not used to it la... so working with the slackers is quite a joy...
while resting in the morning, i actually missed someone's call sia... panic panic quickly call back and so glad to hear that shes not involved... :D
if u have insufficient sleep... and i mean really insufficient sleep like 2 hours per day, you will dream abt the person that you are always thinking of... so i did dream of her on saturday morning, tt night i never sleep loh, until 6 then orh orh until the phone rings... and then this morning i also dream of her again, this time is indirect one... cheem hor, where got indirect one, aiya tell u u dun know one la... ^-^
10:38 AM
June 11, 2005 COLOURED.
i felt so tired after coming back from camp... must be too long never excercise sia... go back eat then go sleep liao... super nua...
the test heng heng managed to get A, that was reallly very lucky one... the day before u have no idea how stressed out i was loh... u know what the feeling is like when u see ppl know and u duno... maybe im not used to these type of situations at all... also duno why study so hard for what, end up later i already forget everything... i have never been so hardworking since secondary school loh...
then sunday go sentosa face red red until wednesday then ok sia... thursday n today peeling skin... machiam like going drinking again, except for it looks worse than drinking... speaking of drinking, we went drinking again on wednesday... not that we intended to, our class just went for steamboat then in the later part suddenly one jug just appear down there on our table like it was meant to be... so we just fucked it la go back camp face red red again... lol then kena pump for fuck for some stupid reason... lucky he never suspect us go drinking, or he know already just he dun wan to say...
i think we are going to have a little competition here now... recently robin more n more hardworking liao, now at night also revised on the day's lessons sia... then wat i doing? outside chit chatting... hahahaha, but im not wrong rite, ppl keep telling me to socialize... anyway can tell that he wants it, which is good la... cant be only i wan ma, im sure the rest also want... like that he is indirectly pushing me, forcing me to better keep up or i will lose it man... i dun care abt the best trainee award... but its the prize that comes along with it that makes me wan to have it...
after hearing some comments, i dun see whats so good abt the ship, the environment there like a lot of politics leh, even worse in school... aiya but when ppl start talking about the money, anything also can la, tell me strip n i will strip!... somemore got that purple thing can put on uniform... hehe, so we shall race to the end and may the best man wins... :)
this week i think our class did alot of things together and had quite a lot of fun... so happy that cat finally pass her test sia... it was like machiam mission impossible from the start, then go back home suddenly call and say pass liao... like something u will never expect one leh, like striking toto like that... somemore previous day she already kena scolded like mad already... its a topsy turvy week for her, now we just hope she can pass out with us together...
and this week is also the week where people have been talking... and i mean really a lot a lot of people were talking about us... they never say face to face for the whole week la until today 2 person ask liao... actually nothing is going on leh, honestly speaking loh... we just chit chat about normal stuff and thats it... but i tink i am obviously telling lies la when they ask i like her or not... i think they also can tell la, cant be so stupid one leh... unless they really live in the saf world, believing in anything ppl tells u... u ask me i like or not, i say just normal la...
but hor u know what i actually meant is...
SHIT LA, I WANT HER LIKE MAD
so there u go, i know ppl are reading...
1:42 AM
June 05, 2005 COLOURED.
went back to swimming pool after a long long time just becos kenny wanted to be louis koo... hes the same shit as b4, never changed... like i said, no one changes at all... the only thing that has changed is i am too lazy to go swimming liao... no more 60,70,80,90,100 laps... 20 oso dun have liao loh...
but funny leh, i cant get to sleep... last night never sleep, chiong maplestory while recovering from the headache... yea i went drinking... in the camp no less... LOL, with permission from my course commander la but i still dun like drinking leh... prefer plain water... chiong maple until 0230hrs then go rest a while... wake up 0500 liao play maple again until like 0600hr then go slp until 0800 wake up prepare go swimming swimming...
so long never go swimming pool then leg hair grow so long, take a lot of time to remove sia... somemore remove is half fucked pattern... too rushed liao, later have to do a cleaner job for tml... i dun think shaving is sissy or wat leh... when u have too much of leg hair, it looks disgusting... at least to me la...
my mother last time say wear long pants cover the hair better... then when i remove it, she say so ah gua... but now i tink she oso sian liao becos last time i go swimming so often i was hairless during tt period loh... :D
last night the bloody bbq sucks leh... except for the time we like drinking illegally and i having to hide my red face... so exciting... ppl going around catching trainees who drink then my face so bloody obvious i go hide among the instructors there... the other 2 drink their faces no red red de... but i will remember yesterday for the times we spent together...
we... as in we... hahahahaha
and yea, i cut my hair liao... whahhahahaha like kuku like that...
12:06 AM
June 04, 2005 COLOURED.
do you know that towards the end of the week, i am revitalised... all thanks to her loh...
she like give me the motivation to do something liao...
I WAN TO GO BACK GYM!!!
I WAN TO BE FAT!!!
I WAN SWIMMING POOL!!!
I WAN TO WIN EVERYONE!!!
I WAN TO KILL BAYI!!!
I WAN TO KILL CRABS!!!
I WAN TO KILL ROOFTOPS!!!
I WAN TO BURN ALL THE FLAGS!!!
I WAN HER!!!
u know i hate it when u have to wait n wait for something... while she... dun have to wait for anything at all one loh... so frustrating... but what to do when you are interested and shes not... anyway i am contented, for now... becos things seem to have improved tremendously... hehehe, hahaha, whahahhaahaa
aiya, i hate it even more when u wait for something, then something appears, but its not from her... SO SIAN!!!
11:40 PM
i belong to the dark side... i dun belong to the jedi academy... and i think everyone belongs to the dark side anyway, seeing how self-centered ppl really can be... cant think of any who serve for others diligently without complaining at all... anyway after watching that star wars show 2 or 3 weeks ago... i cant help but pity darth vader... in the past everyone hates him, but revenge of the sith portrays him as someone who deserves pity really...
the jedi masters have no right to control him anyway... they say they are right, and the bad guys say they are right... so anakin can believe who leh... of cos have to rely on his eyes ma, anyway if u do ur job properly, u deserved to be rewarded... if ppl act like they never acknowleged the work u have done... obviously u cant help but feel abit frustrated...
like why ppl can be promoted so fast while u are stuck at the same bloody position even though that damn guy didnt do anything at all... so people will be tempted to places where the grass is greener ma... he is not bad, he is just adapting to the environment that's all...
for that, i think many ppl will also switch allegiance if they have better offers from other places... and then i am telling this story becos it relates to one of my instructors...
whatever he says, be it self-centered or man-oriented, he is alongside with the self-centered... just that he dun get along with them that well... so evil of him to make him look like he's the one who deserves our pity... i duno about the rest of my classmates, personally i dun trust him... trying to sow discord within the department, misfit, nonchalant, self confidence which is more like of arrogance to me... keep talking about relationships with us... duno what is he up to, everytime the same topic over and over... relationships relationships relationships...
i feel that whenever background office politics is involved, just leave us alone... dun tell us anything so that we can concentrate on our own studies ok, what for tell us all this shit... it just leaves us confused and lost focus on our main priority loh...
saying wat instructors go do water polo and never do anything... then bring us to workshop to teach us... that place is not a place for conducting lessons at all... so why not have lessons back at the classroom... oh becos he dun wan to stay there... why? becos he cannot nua over there right... which means he go workshop oso never do anything..,
which equates
instructor go water polo n never do anything = instructor go workshop n never do anything
see, they are all the same... but at least the water polo instructors never go around bad mouthing ppl... im sticking by my course commander even though he is seldom with us... if i have a choice to believe, i rather that was due to circumstances that he couldnt be around with us and not he chose to ignore us... it is pretty obvious who commands more respect whenever we went onboard ships for practicals... she said it herself back then about our course commander...
i am getting more n more disillusioned with life as the days go by... no thanks to visits to the workshop... it doesnt feel like... doesnt feel like singapore at all... everything is so fucking slow pace down there, which is so much different when we were at the classroom in school... its a bane or boon i duno, its good to slack la... everyone loves to slack... everyone dun like to work what... but i think we will have serious problems coping for our on job training in july... i dread being scolded, but the words "i duno" is bound to come out from my mouth during the training and i will have to show this blur fuck face to the supervisor...
i like to slack, but it concerns my future so i cannot afford to slack... yet this life is forcing me to slack... and i am beginning to fall into this bottomless shithole...
acting like everything is ok is very tiring ok... every time journal reflections i am telling lies in front of the class... ok they arent really lies... most of them are true, some are fabricated... journal is somewhat similar to blogging in my opinion... one is written, one is spoken... but my journal is very manufactured... just like those boring dumb ass blogs who talk about the stupid things over n over... my journal is like that... the whole class says the same things... might as well each day get one person say can liao... 4 persons saying the same things is pretty... no is VERY STUPID... i am thinking of talking about other stuff just to stop boring the instructor but too bad... i dun like to impress guys... :)
if anyone can fully understand all this crap that i am writing here... then you can proudly announce that u understand me very well... give urself a pat in the back and go jump down 10 storeys ba...
10:15 PM
lets go way back to the date where i watched star wars... when was that eh... forgot the date... anyway that day was the day i went to geylang... YAY!
go there eat the beef hor fun so damn nice the beef... but duno why so expensive... $5 for such a small plate, they think wat french cuisine or starbucks coffee... kuku one la... so after that we took a tour around geylang for sight seeing... maybe singapore tourism board should add geylang as a tourist attraction spot... with the wonderful food and bloody high prices which is meant to leech the foreigners, and of cos the various lorongs and hotels... not forgetting the gers from all over the world... malaysians, thais, filipinos, indos, russians, chinese... name me another place in singapore that can top geylang, none loh... so tourism board, pls open ur eyes, u wan money then bring all the foreigners to geylang... not forgetting to mention down there is also durian paradise...
on our brief tour, we didnt walk finish all the lorongs, only 2 or 3 then go back liao... it was already 0300hrs le and it was the the peak time of the day but there are still quite a number standing on the pavement waiting for potential customers...
"yao qu ma?"
that was perhaps the lamest pickup line i ever heard from anyone ever... loosely translated as "wanna go" but i think its more of a "wanna cum" thing... why would they ask you like that, it was such a turn off loh... some more say so soft, who the fuck can hear sia... wan me to go closer to ur mouth so that u can bite my ear off ah... or something even kinky like sticking her tongue inside my ear... thanks for helping me clear my ear wax hor, i wun mind de seriously...
it is so different from the movies where they always ask the guys are you lonely? wanna spend the night with me that sort... why movies never show the prostitues asking yao qu ma... cfm pirated prostitues sia, never go through professional training one... like never pass the equivalent of a diploma cert like that, only get O levels...
if i were a prostitue, i wouldnt say yao qu ma... surely i can come up with something better than that... lemme c...
"just fuck me ba"
see, so straight, so direct... and when u say just fuck me ba, u must say like u wanna fight like buay song like that and legs open wide wide... that really saves alot of negotiation time which u know la, time = money...
for those who are turned off by ah lians, maybe this will help...
"pls fuck me" (for better effect, add bai toh bai toh behind)
everyone knows adding a please in a sentence is very polite and customers have no problems helping the damsel in distress... a bai toh bai toh makes ppl really hard to reject la... so... just do it!
walking along the lighted paths is still okie, once we walked inside the dark alleys, thats where all the pimps go into action... they tried all sorts of means to make sure their gers are working, keep on intro guys ah, offer discounts ah, offer preview... its a fact singaporeans love freebies, so the pimps' tactics are a sure success... they wrapped their arms around us trying to get us interested but we were just sight seeing only la, we werent looking for any action at all...
one of the pimp is a kid leh... and i mean a kid really, those pri sch or sec 1 sec 2 young boy boy loh... never expected to see such a young pimp, maybe his parents or whoever is also in the business and decided to rope him in to help out... goodness knows wat a young boy boy knows about what color uncles want... who knows the kid might have had done it with his gers liao loh... what to do, you have to accept the fact that this is the real world... not some ideal world where everyone is born with a golden spoon in their mouths...
all in all, my trip to geylang was pretty fruitful... or educational i should say... see so many girls all not pretty or what leh... only 1 or 2 looks ok ok only... they need to have QC la, no wonder tourism board dun wan to include geylang as one of their tourist destinations...
7:34 PM
lets start things first with my maple life... it is funny and irritating to play a cute game with so many young kids around... and i duno is it becos of their influence that some of the older ppl like us end up behaving like kids throwing tantrums around as well...
first, it is no secret that i played maple under a female character...i said i used a female character becos i wan to cheat those xiao didi of their valuable items... but u know that is not true la, in fact its the exact opposite, ppl asked me for favours and i actually helped them loh...
anyway real life already guy liao and so yandao, what for play game use guy and yandao again, see liao also sian ma...
*the sentence above is meant to test your resistance to puke-ability when you are onboard a ship encountering bad weather*
so i use ger loh, cute ma... at least the ppl will treat u nicer rather than keep scolding vulgar language when u go n ks them, lol... the difference between the mapleeast n maplesea is i am more interactive in maplesea... my buddy list got more ppl... majority of them of whom i have helped, while the minority are those i dun even know and add me becos of mistaken identity...
becos of my improved interaction, i got to know this gal from malaysia... we were in a party then and she was mingling with the rest while i was busy tracking ppl... and after the party splitted, only left 2 of us then she go and help me train... actually i hate it when ppl help me train becos i am better off training by myself... seriously no joke, they are more of a burden than of help to me loh... in the later levels maybe ya they help me then really very useful, but now really is a waste of time... but i paisey never say la like tell them no need to help me i go train myself... so we ended up spending the night talking cock instead of training...
she asked whether i would like to keep in contact with her i just say anything loh... and she wanted to trade numbers but i was like wtf different network can meh... two people, two nations, one singapore one malaysia, thats the way where people be forever more~~~
the next thing i knew, i heard the sound of my phone at 0300hrs... CRAZY GIRL, SHE REALLY GO AND SEND AN SMS OVER TO ME FROM MALAYSIA... i was so freaked out, i have no idea how much does it costs to send messages overseas so i decided to try anyway... for her is 20cen which is like 10 cents sg money... in total i sent 5 messages, have to see the bill to know how much it costs... as for her, she sent 10 messages loh, siao kia one...
and i didnt know how hard it was to type a message in chinese... i spent like 30 minutes doing a simple message loh, so pathetic... anyway why she cannot use english sia, die die must use chinese, so hard trying to remember the hanyu pinyin of the characters... but becos of her, i tink my usage of chinese on the phone is better liao haha...
see how interesting maple life is? luckily she has a short attention span, meaning she didnt keep on messaging... otherwise i would have continued as well until the bill comes then i die from shock... this friendship like lasted only 2 days... becos i was booking in and cannot go play maple loh... LOL
which is just as well, i can focus on my target and not be distracted by her... cant imagine having a long distance friend... you know like in case they go to ur country, you are supposed to be the host and bring them around to sightsee... i will bring them to my house to play maplestory together or slp ba, singapore nothing much of attractions... (actually there is, but being the host means u have to foot every bill... so... you know what i mean la) the only thing is to pray they dun come to ur country at all so you can live in peace without fear...
not happy ah?
-YA LA
come to hougang settle la
-hougang? wheres tt
dun gei gei la
-i live in jb, come to jb la
come sg la, humji
-what for i go sg
malaysians, no give face
-u come jb loh
WTF u defame me, u good
i saw this convo while i was playing maple yesterday and its so bloody funny... ppl want to settle one on one for wat? jus becos he go n ks him one mushroom... LOL... the thing is that he was also accusing me of ksing but i ignore him, then that malaysian guy came and oso kena accused of ksing and he talked back... so while they are busy quarrelling, they actually leave me alone to kill the green mushrooms... SO NICE OF THEM LOH, from 3 ppl fighting for the rights end up i alone clear the mushrooms, so shiok sia... hahahaa, but too bad la no have panlid yet... :(
6:48 PM
this is going to be a
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of what has been going on since the day i neglected my blog for mapleSEA...
i can now blog again becos i have reached level 30 ladies and gentlemen... hehehe... so pls stop calling me sui char bo or chio bu anymore becos PhoenixFire will be taking a break for this week in favor of FLee's ramblings...
i guess i shall do a brief list of events that has happened which i didnt mentioned earlier and go into detail later with various posts of specific events...
events that happened memento style
1.swimming with sec sch frens
2.drinking (BEER)
3.crazy course commander
4.dumb bbq
5.viewing water polo
6.the thing abt instructors
7.slack life
8.unhappy instructor
9.swimming with gers
10.geylang trip
11.dark force
12.tay ping hui
13.maple life
14.her her her her her and her
15.journal
if u duno wats memento, its simply events in reverse chrono... the first one is the event thats the latest and so forth...
are you ready? here we go... (look up) by the time u have read this line it means u have read all the events already since they are all posted on top of this post... if u dun see any, it means i am now busy writing... dun worry, i will be churning them out non stop becos there are too many things i need to let it out...
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June 25, 2005 COLOURED.
i just came back from the police centre after making my report... yes i have turned myself in for cheating numerous rich tai tais of their money... but the tai tais told me to retract my statement telling me that they willingly let themselves by cheated by the lovable n adorable honggy...
ok i went to make a report about the loss of my stuff... at first i thought it was going to be a chop chop curry pok affair... i was dressed up and ready to go plaza sing to go get my replacement sim card... then can shun bian go orchard see see abit so that i am not so upset about my loss... then can tell my sad story to the mei meis over there so that i can cry in their arms and take advantage of them at the same time... but hor, the report took quite long to complete la... so end up if go orchard all the shops all cfm close one and the gers all go drinking wif idiots n being taken advantaged of liao... thus i am back at home making someone happy... rite hor junjun :D
first time i have lost my valuables but i have to say my reaction is quite stunning... i didnt go hysterical or started shouting vulgarities or asked ppl frantically in search of clues... i was just down there "shit la lost liao" i even thought of staying a while more to tan tan until i was brought back to my senses then i go n change up to find the swimming pool staff... reported my loss to them and they were like ooh really? and they just handed me this form of lost n found items to fil in without batting an eyelid or showing any hint of concern... maybe too many ppl have lost their stuff until they also sian liao to fake the oh-my-god-y-u-so-stupid expression...
maybe i can foretell what was going to happen as b4 i went for swimming, i actually took out $30 and my identity card placed in a side compartment, and i didnt brought my ezlink as well... so what i lost was $9, chevrons member card n 2 atm cards... the bad hit has to be the atm cards... without them i got no money loh, my cash now only holding $30 sia... hahaha
worst one is of cos the handphone la... nowadays ppl dun mind losing their wallets, what they mind is losing their sim card in the hp... so my contacts all gone loh then i am not uncontactable... YEA, feels like old times again when i can wander off freely without ppl disturbing me becos theres no way they can find me... but now cannot la, i scared wait i missed her msgs or calls then so sad sia... other than tt i dun care about other contacts... :P
the aftermath of it... i thought i didnt lose much anyway... only the phone have to buy new one so expensive... $30 cant buy me a hp anyway... so i will have to wait until next week to get my replacement cards... starhub card is free, atm cost $5 each, chevrons cost $10... wtf chevrons so expensive sia... wallet is tattered n torn and i was going to get a new one in the first place so my heart not so pain...
something worthy of interest is while i write wat i have lost in the lost n found form at the swimming complex, i took my time looking at other stuff that ppl have reported missing... most of them were the same as mine, hp n wallet, quite a lot r glasses... u mean ppl too poor to make glasses so they decide to steal them? one very special item is diamond ring... yes, someone really wrote diamond ring down there... ouch man, if it was real tt ppl lost it that would be the most heart pain one loh... how much does one cost? definitely not cheap...
i think the thief was quite dumb... inside my bag there are only 3 stuff that are in the 3 figure range... 1 is my phone, that one i got nothing to say, that was a standard item for ppl to take... 2 is my swatch watch, it is not some $10-$20 watch... i bought it for $123 and he... didnt took it... and then there was the most expensive item... my glasses @ $185, comes complete with the casing too... maybe he has perfect eyesight so he no need to take the glasses unlike other short sighted thieves who stole other ppl glasses...
the most impt stuff which he didnt took is my identity card... and i am so glad i did what i did today... becos usually i will put my identity card in the main compartment, which means theres a high chance he will take it since an identity card is everything... use it to borrow from loansharks, open multiple mobile accounts... register this register that... all the stuff that can get the owner into big trouble one la...
so i tink my weekend kena burned like that again la... tml no mood to go sentosa loh, still have to go n settle my case first...
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ok i came back from swimming at 5pm... something very interesting did happen... i lost my handphone + my wallet...
asshole...
going off to make report liao... be back with more details...
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something was amissed from the day i left for camp... but i didnt expect it to end up into something more disastrous... i dun really know what to say la, the gers are not on speaking terms anymore and they are not ready to make up at all... i always thought man has a bigger ego than woman, but i guess i am wrong...
i am not in a very good position to judge ppl currently becos my opinions right now are biased... just that my libran scales have tilted towards her...
does she know why am i looking at her all the time?
if she said something fishy is going on between other ppl and she credits it to her woman instinct... then surely she must also have used her woman instinct to know why am i close to her...
i tried something already, but knowing how she does things hor... i think the most can be frens only ba... haha, sadded yet not so sad until like the world is falling to the ground like that...
see, if i tink about gers i cant write anything nice n funny liao... so this shows that i am not desperate for gers in the past ok, dun believe go and check all my previous posts la... i am a zhen ren jun zi... the boy every mummy will like de... hehehhehe becos all mummies like to play with xiao boy boy one and give them money to buy sweet sweet...
but it doesnt mean that now i am desperate for gers loh, it is A ger... not many gers... watever...
now oso nothing much to write about becos seldom go out liao... got go oso go sentosa but there also nothing much... other than the fact that there are lots of fat bodies or skinny bodies to look at and no bodies worth drooling over and just doing the same things there over and over again... i prefer the swimming pool where u can spent much more quality time down there tanning withoyut fear of getting burnt at all...
but later i will be going out ba, either swimming pool or orchard or any place... then hopefully can see some ppl never clothes running around or some gangsters beating 100yr old auntie just to get free tissue or putting a blind man in the middle of the road as a road divider...
u know the midde of the road is the safest place rite... becos the traffic is separated in the middle... so if any vehicle happens to hit the blind man in the middle of the road, the police has the right to summon the driver and earn free kopi money... i should suggest this to the traffic police since they like public feedback so much... who knows i may get a plaque for being a good public service man... idea sia
theres this something i always hope to catch them in action but to no avail... since so many reports have been complaining about the number of unwanted pregnancies going up, surely there are more n more ppl making babies in the public... so far i still haven caught any in the act yet, which shows that singaporeans are still generally publicity shy... we think we are some big stars from hollywood and paparazzi are dying to snap any photo of us, so we wouldnt leave house without ensuring we have zipped our pants, bras properly adjusted, g-strings showing in the nice position, make-up put gao gao, every strand of hair must be properly fixed...
come on, u are not brad pitt, u r not boa... JUST GO OUT AND MAKE LOVE IN THE PUBLIC OK becos i wanna seee~~~~~~... the teens all better do that before i start doing my house visits and used my boy boy charms to pian ur mama and tell them i suspect their kids are up to something no good in their room... and then it shall my my special feature report for a major newspaper whom i cannot name due to confidential reasons...
so i shall go out after having my lunch and i shall open my eyes big big to scan for any scandalous details to report later... just watch this space fellas... if i dun find any, i wun return home... and if i dun return home, it means i am with someone doing something la... :D :D :D
ignore my last sentence, u know i am a big V... =D
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June 19, 2005 COLOURED.
in case u didnt know, today is fathers day... and not last week as what we had thought... mothers day falls on the 2nd sunday of may and fathers day falls on the 3rd sunday of june... as simple as that ok...
but it should not have been fathers day today... at least i wun feel so frustrated over a small thing... we are supposed to be helping the poor girl with her revision for the re-re-test... it all started nicely, all was steady and all was so on to help her... then yesterday one say cannot make it so early while the other totally cannot make it...
the other who totally cannot make it is excused... erm, take it that i am biased ok... i thought 6pm is already quite late for u to do any revision at all... to me i find it hard to focus when there is no more sun... so 6pm it is --- until this morning i received a message indicating the timing has changed... to 8pm... that was more late than late loh... but since 8pm back at camp revise still got a few quality hours la, which is good...
then when i am having my dinner, the time has been changed again... this time to 930pm... now this is really getting out of hand liao loh... 930pm = no time for anything at all... except gossip + chit chat yea... really duno whether she understands the whole situation or not...
in the past i use to hate the fact that she was a ger... becos she was doing all the stuff which if we guys were to attempt even once and not succeeding, we will be presented with paper for our autographs to come back on weekends for duties, confinements, defaulters... then she somehow or rather always managed to walk off scot-free...
but that has changed ever since we were in this special class... we were in the same class b4, but back then there were too many ppl so i cant be bothered about her la... this special class i would love to call it... becos i thought we did things together... other classes hate her n her ways just like the way i disliked her in the past...
so i couldnt explain why i followed the rest of them to go swim with her, help her revise... we were like forming a protective shield for her whenever she got into trouble...
she seems to have changed ever since tt major warning, but what happened today is a total letdown... yea so wat its fathers day... is fathers day more impt than going out of course and have to wait for another batch while the rest of us gets posted to ships? i once said i will admire anyone who can manage to put up with her for all the things she has done so far... becos the things she has did and said is pretty baffling...
in one of the convos i had with her just between the 2 of us, (no, not the ger who has to take the retest, its the other one)... the only logical reason we can come up with is shes living in her own world... she has a short focus span... duno why when it comes to weekends she seems to totally forget about the deep shit she is going to get into... then go back camp then remember... it is like a simply bo hiew, heck care attitude loh... i mean most ppl oso like that, come weekend all go enjoy and fuck everything about camp, go back then worry later... but at least the rest dun have major big problems awaiting...
i am worried... not about the ger taking the retest... i am worried about the other girl... worried about she will be feeling disappointed... then she will get me out to somewhere to chitchat... no doubt i like it when there is only the 2 of us but i hate to see my ger looking lost... i wan to hear her laughter, her big eyes, her exaggerated hand actions, her nagging, her sajiao-ing...
so later see how la... hopefully this week i wun get to see any tears coming from the one taking her test soon...
happy fathers day, i dun celebrate fathers day... :D
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June 18, 2005 COLOURED.
organ transplant is evil i tell u...
if u dun mail back, they take it that u have consented and is more than willing to donate ur organs to the market for pig organ's soup... come on leh, at least offer some monetary rewards ma, so in case gone liao due to accident then at least no need give for free, got some money for my loved ones...
dun u know nothing in this world is free? -__-``
why is it so evil??? becos i am not at home everyday, so i dun have a chance to mail back indicating my interest or the lack of it... so they prefer to ASSUME that i wanna be a good samaritan... in saf, "assume" is a very taboo word... a word which u cannot utter out at all cos it will result in ear damage... why? becos it will land u in deep trouble, u can only say confirm or duno... cannot say "assume", then they will rattle all the shit about making an ass out of u n me...
so it applies to the outside world as well... never assume, fuckers dying to get my organs... fat chance baby...
lucky they dun have a deadline... maybe they have but its in such bloody small print that i cant even locate it... otherwise my organs will disappear just like that sia... machiam stolen away... imagine once i go sailng... away for a few months... worse... ppl not only steal my organs but oso steal my money...
i didnt tink of volunteering my organs in the first place... but hor, she said u have to do good deeds... why leh?
becos she tt time say we go pray together when i kena activated tt day... i wan to go praying with her together... im not a buddhist la, so u know what i wanna pray huh... hehehe... she said it works, so.... i wanna try and see can or not loh... if can work then must pay back one la... which means doing good deeds and stuff like that... so here comes my opportunity to do a good deed... to donate organs...
if u donate hor, u got priority leh next time if u suay suay need organ transplant then ur queue will be pushed upwards... for those who dun pledge their organs to the pig market will be pushed all the way down... so black-hearted one sia...
then hor muslims no need to pledge still can get the same priority as those who pledge leh... which means non muslims who never pledged are made to look like they are the bad seeds loh...
so what am i supposed to do? go n convert to muslim and join the jihad crazy gang and say christianity sucks and we rox and spray painting all the churches and proclaim allah is the best~... all this just so that ppl wun portray me as a guy who so bad dun wan to pledge organs since muslims are excused? fuck man, there should be no double standards idiot...
didnt catholic churches condemn abortions? got c or not, they now allow liao leh... so they should make it compulsory that everyone has to donate unless they indicate they dun wanna... like that then more fair to us non muslims ma... so that the muslims dun have the bragging rights that they wanna pledge but they cant becos of their religion...
so... go n die la tell me pledge... u give me money first la...
so right now i am still holding on to the letter, which means i consented... not becos i wanted it, but becos of that something loh... but like kinda defeats the whole purpose... good deeds are done naturally... if u r doing good deeds in exchange for something that its wrong la... so i suppose tt letter will be heading for the mailbox sometime soon...
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i hate to do this... but i cant resist but see how many sg blogs out there who can compete with xiaxue's popularity... and i realise that are quite a number actually, though most of them are more of the matured type wif the perfectly nice english with no singlish watsoever shit... hmm one of these days my name is going to be featured right up there... in the news just like how tt sarongpartygirl got everyone excited... too bad i was a bit slow, the pics were removed when i paid her site a visit... wtf :(
then again, who cares about her... i still cannot believe i have dreamt of her again loh... 3rd time liao!
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wah lau eh, i dreamt of her again! i am so in need of help!~
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why like so many ppl interested in her one... it would be so much easier if i was the only one leh, then no need to stress so much... should have stressed more on my studies man, but i cant stand a day without thinking of her loh... my mind seems to be at ease only when shes around, when she not around my thoughts are only of her and nothing else... cant stand a day without hearing her voice sia... i think i siao liao la... need to see love doctor liao...
but, i am slowly beginning to come to terms with it... anyway once i get posted to ship, chances of seeing her will be much much lesser loh, so if i dun get over it, i think my life onboard ship will be very miserable... sure anyhow gong gong do things becos my mind is wandering somewhere else le...
at least i made a bit of movement liao... which is very unlike me in the past... i am doing all the small little movements, finding ways, creating chances, heck i even did the untinkable -- choosing to ditch brotherhood for her... so you can say in a way that i am trying... actually i wanted to do something but i decided not to, wanted to see whether she will do it first or not...
ok thats talk about another her... my phoenixfire~ lvl 30 liao wor... now just waiting to complete PQ to get nice items before chiong level to level 40... magician nicer than warrior sia, but still not used to magician leh, keep getting too closed to enemy... and, i got hard candy! hahaha, i didnt hunt for it, i did something evil to get it de... hehehe, hopefully can get panlid, red whip and korean fan soon...
this week quite pleasant la, after last week stupid duty spoil everything... by right this wednesday supposed to do one, but then it seems that our class never appear on the list in black and white... so we this week were quite free la... sweet~ then tml n sunday can go n do my things liao... most impt to get my stationery and clothes and snacks... going back to gym on sunday after a long break... my chest getting more n more laoya liao, cannot stand it...
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June 12, 2005 COLOURED.
i am back from the impromptu duty becos the prisoners down there are too rowdy for them to handle and they need manly and muscular guys like us to suppress the oppression...
in short, my saturday was wasted just like that... knn i thought kenny was calling me early in the morning then i see how come the number seems so familiar yet looks so distant... then i listen loh and thats it...
i am like a martyr who sacrificed for the rest of the standby... in short, i am the bloody jesus man... i am JESUS
to say it in a different way, i am like an idiot who agree to do something which i can use my right not to say yes... then again they called while i was sleeping loh... when u are just awake, ur mind is still sleeping loh, so i was kinda like hypnotised to saying yes then hang up... only after i go and brush n wash my face then i started cursing... b4 i left my home, i actually sent warning messages to my class and also inform kenny of the cancelled trip...
i was going to swimming pool one loh, and i was going to do something one loh... and i was going to go for the pck musical one loh, and i was going to do something wild that day one loh... end up go back there to beat those riotous hooligans...
on my way there, my classmate also tio recalled back liao... i actually duno whether to be happy or sad... happy becos i have company, sad becos he also suay bird like me... then i was just praying the rest dun tio, becos if another one tio recalled means 2 persons will be going back... hahaha...
so surprised to see the room never on the lights sia, all sleeping away, asked some of them and they all say they never sleep the previous night... becos they knoe they got duty so they dun wan to waste their time outside... it was good in a way working with them rather than those juniors... no doubt juniors give u respect but working wif them feels weird... like every word u say they will obey... having the power to make someone lick ur boots feels good, but im not used to it la... so working with the slackers is quite a joy...
while resting in the morning, i actually missed someone's call sia... panic panic quickly call back and so glad to hear that shes not involved... :D
if u have insufficient sleep... and i mean really insufficient sleep like 2 hours per day, you will dream abt the person that you are always thinking of... so i did dream of her on saturday morning, tt night i never sleep loh, until 6 then orh orh until the phone rings... and then this morning i also dream of her again, this time is indirect one... cheem hor, where got indirect one, aiya tell u u dun know one la... ^-^
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June 11, 2005 COLOURED.
i felt so tired after coming back from camp... must be too long never excercise sia... go back eat then go sleep liao... super nua...
the test heng heng managed to get A, that was reallly very lucky one... the day before u have no idea how stressed out i was loh... u know what the feeling is like when u see ppl know and u duno... maybe im not used to these type of situations at all... also duno why study so hard for what, end up later i already forget everything... i have never been so hardworking since secondary school loh...
then sunday go sentosa face red red until wednesday then ok sia... thursday n today peeling skin... machiam like going drinking again, except for it looks worse than drinking... speaking of drinking, we went drinking again on wednesday... not that we intended to, our class just went for steamboat then in the later part suddenly one jug just appear down there on our table like it was meant to be... so we just fucked it la go back camp face red red again... lol then kena pump for fuck for some stupid reason... lucky he never suspect us go drinking, or he know already just he dun wan to say...
i think we are going to have a little competition here now... recently robin more n more hardworking liao, now at night also revised on the day's lessons sia... then wat i doing? outside chit chatting... hahahaha, but im not wrong rite, ppl keep telling me to socialize... anyway can tell that he wants it, which is good la... cant be only i wan ma, im sure the rest also want... like that he is indirectly pushing me, forcing me to better keep up or i will lose it man... i dun care abt the best trainee award... but its the prize that comes along with it that makes me wan to have it...
after hearing some comments, i dun see whats so good abt the ship, the environment there like a lot of politics leh, even worse in school... aiya but when ppl start talking about the money, anything also can la, tell me strip n i will strip!... somemore got that purple thing can put on uniform... hehe, so we shall race to the end and may the best man wins... :)
this week i think our class did alot of things together and had quite a lot of fun... so happy that cat finally pass her test sia... it was like machiam mission impossible from the start, then go back home suddenly call and say pass liao... like something u will never expect one leh, like striking toto like that... somemore previous day she already kena scolded like mad already... its a topsy turvy week for her, now we just hope she can pass out with us together...
and this week is also the week where people have been talking... and i mean really a lot a lot of people were talking about us... they never say face to face for the whole week la until today 2 person ask liao... actually nothing is going on leh, honestly speaking loh... we just chit chat about normal stuff and thats it... but i tink i am obviously telling lies la when they ask i like her or not... i think they also can tell la, cant be so stupid one leh... unless they really live in the saf world, believing in anything ppl tells u... u ask me i like or not, i say just normal la...
but hor u know what i actually meant is...
SHIT LA, I WANT HER LIKE MAD
so there u go, i know ppl are reading...
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went back to swimming pool after a long long time just becos kenny wanted to be louis koo... hes the same shit as b4, never changed... like i said, no one changes at all... the only thing that has changed is i am too lazy to go swimming liao... no more 60,70,80,90,100 laps... 20 oso dun have liao loh...
but funny leh, i cant get to sleep... last night never sleep, chiong maplestory while recovering from the headache... yea i went drinking... in the camp no less... LOL, with permission from my course commander la but i still dun like drinking leh... prefer plain water... chiong maple until 0230hrs then go rest a while... wake up 0500 liao play maple again until like 0600hr then go slp until 0800 wake up prepare go swimming swimming...
so long never go swimming pool then leg hair grow so long, take a lot of time to remove sia... somemore remove is half fucked pattern... too rushed liao, later have to do a cleaner job for tml... i dun think shaving is sissy or wat leh... when u have too much of leg hair, it looks disgusting... at least to me la...
my mother last time say wear long pants cover the hair better... then when i remove it, she say so ah gua... but now i tink she oso sian liao becos last time i go swimming so often i was hairless during tt period loh... :D
last night the bloody bbq sucks leh... except for the time we like drinking illegally and i having to hide my red face... so exciting... ppl going around catching trainees who drink then my face so bloody obvious i go hide among the instructors there... the other 2 drink their faces no red red de... but i will remember yesterday for the times we spent together...
we... as in we... hahahahaha
and yea, i cut my hair liao... whahhahahaha like kuku like that...
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June 04, 2005 COLOURED.
do you know that towards the end of the week, i am revitalised... all thanks to her loh...
she like give me the motivation to do something liao...
I WAN TO GO BACK GYM!!!
I WAN TO BE FAT!!!
I WAN SWIMMING POOL!!!
I WAN TO WIN EVERYONE!!!
I WAN TO KILL BAYI!!!
I WAN TO KILL CRABS!!!
I WAN TO KILL ROOFTOPS!!!
I WAN TO BURN ALL THE FLAGS!!!
I WAN HER!!!
u know i hate it when u have to wait n wait for something... while she... dun have to wait for anything at all one loh... so frustrating... but what to do when you are interested and shes not... anyway i am contented, for now... becos things seem to have improved tremendously... hehehe, hahaha, whahahhaahaa
aiya, i hate it even more when u wait for something, then something appears, but its not from her... SO SIAN!!!
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i belong to the dark side... i dun belong to the jedi academy... and i think everyone belongs to the dark side anyway, seeing how self-centered ppl really can be... cant think of any who serve for others diligently without complaining at all... anyway after watching that star wars show 2 or 3 weeks ago... i cant help but pity darth vader... in the past everyone hates him, but revenge of the sith portrays him as someone who deserves pity really...
the jedi masters have no right to control him anyway... they say they are right, and the bad guys say they are right... so anakin can believe who leh... of cos have to rely on his eyes ma, anyway if u do ur job properly, u deserved to be rewarded... if ppl act like they never acknowleged the work u have done... obviously u cant help but feel abit frustrated...
like why ppl can be promoted so fast while u are stuck at the same bloody position even though that damn guy didnt do anything at all... so people will be tempted to places where the grass is greener ma... he is not bad, he is just adapting to the environment that's all...
for that, i think many ppl will also switch allegiance if they have better offers from other places... and then i am telling this story becos it relates to one of my instructors...
whatever he says, be it self-centered or man-oriented, he is alongside with the self-centered... just that he dun get along with them that well... so evil of him to make him look like he's the one who deserves our pity... i duno about the rest of my classmates, personally i dun trust him... trying to sow discord within the department, misfit, nonchalant, self confidence which is more like of arrogance to me... keep talking about relationships with us... duno what is he up to, everytime the same topic over and over... relationships relationships relationships...
i feel that whenever background office politics is involved, just leave us alone... dun tell us anything so that we can concentrate on our own studies ok, what for tell us all this shit... it just leaves us confused and lost focus on our main priority loh...
saying wat instructors go do water polo and never do anything... then bring us to workshop to teach us... that place is not a place for conducting lessons at all... so why not have lessons back at the classroom... oh becos he dun wan to stay there... why? becos he cannot nua over there right... which means he go workshop oso never do anything..,
which equates
instructor go water polo n never do anything = instructor go workshop n never do anything
see, they are all the same... but at least the water polo instructors never go around bad mouthing ppl... im sticking by my course commander even though he is seldom with us... if i have a choice to believe, i rather that was due to circumstances that he couldnt be around with us and not he chose to ignore us... it is pretty obvious who commands more respect whenever we went onboard ships for practicals... she said it herself back then about our course commander...
i am getting more n more disillusioned with life as the days go by... no thanks to visits to the workshop... it doesnt feel like... doesnt feel like singapore at all... everything is so fucking slow pace down there, which is so much different when we were at the classroom in school... its a bane or boon i duno, its good to slack la... everyone loves to slack... everyone dun like to work what... but i think we will have serious problems coping for our on job training in july... i dread being scolded, but the words "i duno" is bound to come out from my mouth during the training and i will have to show this blur fuck face to the supervisor...
i like to slack, but it concerns my future so i cannot afford to slack... yet this life is forcing me to slack... and i am beginning to fall into this bottomless shithole...
acting like everything is ok is very tiring ok... every time journal reflections i am telling lies in front of the class... ok they arent really lies... most of them are true, some are fabricated... journal is somewhat similar to blogging in my opinion... one is written, one is spoken... but my journal is very manufactured... just like those boring dumb ass blogs who talk about the stupid things over n over... my journal is like that... the whole class says the same things... might as well each day get one person say can liao... 4 persons saying the same things is pretty... no is VERY STUPID... i am thinking of talking about other stuff just to stop boring the instructor but too bad... i dun like to impress guys... :)
if anyone can fully understand all this crap that i am writing here... then you can proudly announce that u understand me very well... give urself a pat in the back and go jump down 10 storeys ba...
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lets go way back to the date where i watched star wars... when was that eh... forgot the date... anyway that day was the day i went to geylang... YAY!
go there eat the beef hor fun so damn nice the beef... but duno why so expensive... $5 for such a small plate, they think wat french cuisine or starbucks coffee... kuku one la... so after that we took a tour around geylang for sight seeing... maybe singapore tourism board should add geylang as a tourist attraction spot... with the wonderful food and bloody high prices which is meant to leech the foreigners, and of cos the various lorongs and hotels... not forgetting the gers from all over the world... malaysians, thais, filipinos, indos, russians, chinese... name me another place in singapore that can top geylang, none loh... so tourism board, pls open ur eyes, u wan money then bring all the foreigners to geylang... not forgetting to mention down there is also durian paradise...
on our brief tour, we didnt walk finish all the lorongs, only 2 or 3 then go back liao... it was already 0300hrs le and it was the the peak time of the day but there are still quite a number standing on the pavement waiting for potential customers...
"yao qu ma?"
that was perhaps the lamest pickup line i ever heard from anyone ever... loosely translated as "wanna go" but i think its more of a "wanna cum" thing... why would they ask you like that, it was such a turn off loh... some more say so soft, who the fuck can hear sia... wan me to go closer to ur mouth so that u can bite my ear off ah... or something even kinky like sticking her tongue inside my ear... thanks for helping me clear my ear wax hor, i wun mind de seriously...
it is so different from the movies where they always ask the guys are you lonely? wanna spend the night with me that sort... why movies never show the prostitues asking yao qu ma... cfm pirated prostitues sia, never go through professional training one... like never pass the equivalent of a diploma cert like that, only get O levels...
if i were a prostitue, i wouldnt say yao qu ma... surely i can come up with something better than that... lemme c...
"just fuck me ba"
see, so straight, so direct... and when u say just fuck me ba, u must say like u wanna fight like buay song like that and legs open wide wide... that really saves alot of negotiation time which u know la, time = money...
for those who are turned off by ah lians, maybe this will help...
"pls fuck me" (for better effect, add bai toh bai toh behind)
everyone knows adding a please in a sentence is very polite and customers have no problems helping the damsel in distress... a bai toh bai toh makes ppl really hard to reject la... so... just do it!
walking along the lighted paths is still okie, once we walked inside the dark alleys, thats where all the pimps go into action... they tried all sorts of means to make sure their gers are working, keep on intro guys ah, offer discounts ah, offer preview... its a fact singaporeans love freebies, so the pimps' tactics are a sure success... they wrapped their arms around us trying to get us interested but we were just sight seeing only la, we werent looking for any action at all...
one of the pimp is a kid leh... and i mean a kid really, those pri sch or sec 1 sec 2 young boy boy loh... never expected to see such a young pimp, maybe his parents or whoever is also in the business and decided to rope him in to help out... goodness knows wat a young boy boy knows about what color uncles want... who knows the kid might have had done it with his gers liao loh... what to do, you have to accept the fact that this is the real world... not some ideal world where everyone is born with a golden spoon in their mouths...
all in all, my trip to geylang was pretty fruitful... or educational i should say... see so many girls all not pretty or what leh... only 1 or 2 looks ok ok only... they need to have QC la, no wonder tourism board dun wan to include geylang as one of their tourist destinations...
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lets start things first with my maple life... it is funny and irritating to play a cute game with so many young kids around... and i duno is it becos of their influence that some of the older ppl like us end up behaving like kids throwing tantrums around as well...
first, it is no secret that i played maple under a female character...i said i used a female character becos i wan to cheat those xiao didi of their valuable items... but u know that is not true la, in fact its the exact opposite, ppl asked me for favours and i actually helped them loh...
anyway real life already guy liao and so yandao, what for play game use guy and yandao again, see liao also sian ma...
*the sentence above is meant to test your resistance to puke-ability when you are onboard a ship encountering bad weather*
so i use ger loh, cute ma... at least the ppl will treat u nicer rather than keep scolding vulgar language when u go n ks them, lol... the difference between the mapleeast n maplesea is i am more interactive in maplesea... my buddy list got more ppl... majority of them of whom i have helped, while the minority are those i dun even know and add me becos of mistaken identity...
becos of my improved interaction, i got to know this gal from malaysia... we were in a party then and she was mingling with the rest while i was busy tracking ppl... and after the party splitted, only left 2 of us then she go and help me train... actually i hate it when ppl help me train becos i am better off training by myself... seriously no joke, they are more of a burden than of help to me loh... in the later levels maybe ya they help me then really very useful, but now really is a waste of time... but i paisey never say la like tell them no need to help me i go train myself... so we ended up spending the night talking cock instead of training...
she asked whether i would like to keep in contact with her i just say anything loh... and she wanted to trade numbers but i was like wtf different network can meh... two people, two nations, one singapore one malaysia, thats the way where people be forever more~~~
the next thing i knew, i heard the sound of my phone at 0300hrs... CRAZY GIRL, SHE REALLY GO AND SEND AN SMS OVER TO ME FROM MALAYSIA... i was so freaked out, i have no idea how much does it costs to send messages overseas so i decided to try anyway... for her is 20cen which is like 10 cents sg money... in total i sent 5 messages, have to see the bill to know how much it costs... as for her, she sent 10 messages loh, siao kia one...
and i didnt know how hard it was to type a message in chinese... i spent like 30 minutes doing a simple message loh, so pathetic... anyway why she cannot use english sia, die die must use chinese, so hard trying to remember the hanyu pinyin of the characters... but becos of her, i tink my usage of chinese on the phone is better liao haha...
see how interesting maple life is? luckily she has a short attention span, meaning she didnt keep on messaging... otherwise i would have continued as well until the bill comes then i die from shock... this friendship like lasted only 2 days... becos i was booking in and cannot go play maple loh... LOL
which is just as well, i can focus on my target and not be distracted by her... cant imagine having a long distance friend... you know like in case they go to ur country, you are supposed to be the host and bring them around to sightsee... i will bring them to my house to play maplestory together or slp ba, singapore nothing much of attractions... (actually there is, but being the host means u have to foot every bill... so... you know what i mean la) the only thing is to pray they dun come to ur country at all so you can live in peace without fear...
not happy ah?
-YA LA
come to hougang settle la
-hougang? wheres tt
dun gei gei la
-i live in jb, come to jb la
come sg la, humji
-what for i go sg
malaysians, no give face
-u come jb loh
WTF u defame me, u good
i saw this convo while i was playing maple yesterday and its so bloody funny... ppl want to settle one on one for wat? jus becos he go n ks him one mushroom... LOL... the thing is that he was also accusing me of ksing but i ignore him, then that malaysian guy came and oso kena accused of ksing and he talked back... so while they are busy quarrelling, they actually leave me alone to kill the green mushrooms... SO NICE OF THEM LOH, from 3 ppl fighting for the rights end up i alone clear the mushrooms, so shiok sia... hahahaa, but too bad la no have panlid yet... :(
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this is going to be a
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of what has been going on since the day i neglected my blog for mapleSEA...
i can now blog again becos i have reached level 30 ladies and gentlemen... hehehe... so pls stop calling me sui char bo or chio bu anymore becos PhoenixFire will be taking a break for this week in favor of FLee's ramblings...
i guess i shall do a brief list of events that has happened which i didnt mentioned earlier and go into detail later with various posts of specific events...
events that happened memento style
1.swimming with sec sch frens
2.drinking (BEER)
3.crazy course commander
4.dumb bbq
5.viewing water polo
6.the thing abt instructors
7.slack life
8.unhappy instructor
9.swimming with gers
10.geylang trip
11.dark force
12.tay ping hui
13.maple life
14.her her her her her and her
15.journal
if u duno wats memento, its simply events in reverse chrono... the first one is the event thats the latest and so forth...
are you ready? here we go... (look up) by the time u have read this line it means u have read all the events already since they are all posted on top of this post... if u dun see any, it means i am now busy writing... dun worry, i will be churning them out non stop becos there are too many things i need to let it out...
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