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March 30, 2004 COLOURED.
what is lonely when u're hanging out wif different gers everytime...
what is lonely when everyone is screaming ur name whenever u appear...
some people just dun get it...
either they realli tink they are lonely...
or they're just act pitiful to score...
my mind isnt as complex as them...
so i dun understand wat they r thinking...
i hate traffic jams...
esp when u're taking a cab...
the taxi driver will try to suggest alternative routes...
but u know he is oreadi grinning away at the extra money he has made...
and esp when u're taking the company bus home...
wan to go home early oso canot...
worst case is u're driving ur own car...
i think u'll be cursing much more than ppl wif PMS...
just imagine the time n fuel wasted is enuf to kill someone...
but i love traffic jams in the morning...
it means i can be late for work...
but so far it onli happened once before...
everytime always so early reach there...
the jam on the way home was pretty long...
long enuf for me to think about my future...
i have a 7 year masterplan for me...
usually ppl come out wif 5 year blueprints...
but not my business la, its planned out that way...
hasnt been finalised yet, shall keep my fingers crossed for the moment...
but i have a 2 month plan that will being begin once attachment is done...
the time table's drawn and its about time to begin the countdown...
"dun do it just becos nike says so" - hong
11:14 PM
March 29, 2004 COLOURED.
finally realised why am i so fascinated with wwe after watching triple h's video...
he tinks the same as i do, as well as the rest of wwe fanatics...
grew up watching wrestlers with those storylines which cheat xiao didis so easily...
i mean i actually believed that shit...
u know i thought undertaker is realli not human...
macho man randy savage was bitten by poisonous snake given as a gift from jake the snake roberts...
and all the fake beatings i thought they were real...
imitating shawn michaels entrance singing "im just a sexy boy"...
the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be bret the hitman hart...
and my fave razor ramon wif that thick gold chain n tooth pick...
going around like a surfer dude and ranting "yo chicko"...
although i start to suspect something is amiss when mankind uses his sock...
how is that supposed to make opponents lose the match wif juz tt sock...
he didnt wear it, its was squeaky clean and so white...
then for no reason, something has changed...
no longer do u c 2 men leaving the match wif no blood...
and then came the chair shots, the tables...
the announcements tables, the steel steps, the ring bell...
the sledgehammer, the 2X4, the trashcan...
everyone was leaving the ring wif faces filled wif blood...
and thats how we grew up, addicted to wrestling...
we all know it was fake by now, yet we're lapping it up...
wrestlers make pretty good inspirations...
broken bones, fractured, spinal cords affected, twists, torn quaps...
yet they dun feel a thing and they always come back for more...
wats a little pain as long as they love doing their job...
and i have tremendous respect for them becos they are dedicated...
most of us would just give up after suffering a minor setback...
which i think we should learn to be like them...
learn how to kiss on ur candy ass n pooo tang pie...
thats y i despise pretty boys...
think they so handsome liao no nd improve le...
then slack slack let the fat grow...
but im impressed with that albirex guy...
u know the ang moh japanese whose face always featured on the new paper...
think they're successful so far is becos they're the only club who train on sundays...
training finish can go play play liao wor...
but that ang moh japanese didnt...
he was at that gym working out...
after training u ought to be worn out n stuff...
but he still can find time to cycle the gym bike...
the other sleague malays n chinese?
most prolly drinking beer, loading on fast food...
and using their beer bellies as tablas to make merry...
now u know why singapore is such a cmi country...
its just excuses when u say u have no time to do own training...
i was oso like this initially...
duno how to find time to run...
but see the date getting closer n closer...
then bo bian forced myself to run on weekdays...
in the end i still have time to do my own things...
just that ppl will start finding excuses not to do things they dread...
i didnt know that the company bus during mornings is actually used by channel u 1...
no wonder their buses all green green 1...
i thought wat ecofriendly environmentalist bus...
i think some ladies are jealous of serene...
they're envious of the fact that she has a toyboy for company and they dun have...
although they neber say la, but i look at their eyes...
all look at serene like want to kill her like that...
and the bus came bloody late today...
so there we stand, watching ppl boarding bus after bus...
end up left 2 of us down there...
look like 2 idiots waiting for something that never comes...
and sucking eva is going to give me stupid job to do again...
thats where i apply wat i have learnt from triple h's philosophy...
they tell u to go for promos, u do it
they tell u to shoot commercials, u do it
they tell u to wrestle even if not at 100%, u do it
they tell u to go for events, u do it
even if u want to have a rest after a hard day, u still have to do it
the one thing which everyone should have is humility...
yea sure ppl will say why u so stupid go n do...
obviously its not ur job still stay quiet n do it...
but thats how ppl earn their respect from others...
if u rebel and say why the fuck should i do this then fine...
damn eva wun come n bother u, n she juz show u a black face when u c her next time...
if u shut up n do it, ppl will notice ur efforts...
u know, gaining sympathy votes from them...
and then i will be under the protection of more influential ppl...
showing humility is actually a good tactic in life...
from there, u can go on to pay back wat others have done to u tenfold...
so for those who have thought i was dumb in the past...
u ought to be aware of wat is going to happen to ur sorry ass...
the comforting thing is that big boss asked me whether i know asp or not...
like wow, the rest all programming idiots or wat, duno html duno asp...
must find me to do 1 loh, network admin was in awe when she saw how i edit webpage...
i guess everyone should know by now that i always use notepad...
simple reason is i have no idea how to use frontpage at all...
think after attachment finish i am going to dl flash n learn how to use it...
and maybe convert my blog to flash style...
see the university projects all use flash as presentation like so professional...
c liao oso gian to do futuristic mode...
but it wasnt that university projects they inspire me...
after all, not they do themselves one, hire ppl from outside to do de...
instead i was awestruck by that donnie darko website...
watched finish liao thought it was just so so...
checked out the website and it got me wanting to watch the movie a second time...
its so damn cheem that i need a walkthrough website found on google...
using that as a guide then i can navigate around manz...
but i was intrigued by the design...
to design students they will c like nothing 1...
for me who cant even draw see liao will WAH...
i would have been so proud of myself...
if i can ever produce 1/10 of that shit!
"wisdom is the downfall of mankind" - hong
10:57 PM
March 28, 2004 COLOURED.
every sunday morning...
u will always hear the "1, 2. clap, clap" routine...
y the aerobics class no ah mas n aunties 1 har...
always those OL patterns one woR..
and its always bad timing...
cannot see all of them everytime...
unless u tell me wear a leotard go inside n join them...
which i tink i rather die loh...
i cant imagine guys wearing leotards...
skinny guys okay la, still can visualise...
but ask triple h, rock, stone cold, brock lesnar wear leotards...
i tink they rather die than be humiliated...
unless u like to c guys being crushed by weights becos they were distracted by ur legs...
gers shouldnt wear shorts to gym at all...
wear pants is sexy enuf liao, no nd wear shorts...
if must wear shorts neber mind, but y die die must short short pattern 1...
they duno that doing leg extensions n situps = free show for us liao ar?
if i have a gf who goes to gym wif me, die die will force her wear pants...
a pretty lady was lying down beside me lifting her legs up...
i was down there waiting for toy to finish his chest...
so while i was stealing a glance at her face as usual...
my glance soon switched from the face to straight below...
duno why leh, sometimes the moment u c sth different...
u juz zoom straight to the target liao, like auto aim 1...
so there she was exposing herself at a corner...
like wow, for me only, the rest dun knoe about it yet...
and being the selfish person, i didnt tell toy about it...
until she left the place then i told him...
even if i told him she was there, i will die man...
i duno how to whisper carefully 1...
will always end up ppl next to me oso can hear 1...
wait she hear liao how, i die wor...
u always get to c funny ppl at the gym...
lame ppl acting like they're so fit n show off to their newbie frens...
guys full of tattoos acting they can be better than me...
sorri, im oreadi on a 40 on the free bar...
wan to be better than me, pls eat more first...
instead of wearing sleeveless showing skinny arms...
its bloody gross, look like gers' arms like tt loh...
and today's the first time i ever c someone hitting a 100...
on each side, so tt guy is carrying 200kg...
even that bar both sides is slanting...
wah lanz, c liao so scary...
but i guess tts wat guys are all about...
all wan to outdo one another...
the heavier u take, the more attention u attract...
everyone's eyes were on him when he was doing it...
but he was struggling leh, trying so hard to get it back up...
wan to hao lian its fine wif me, but at ur own expense loh...
back break is none of our business leh...
father go his side sweep wood early in the morning...
mother go malaysia to her side sweep wood early in the morning...
sister go bf house sweep floor since yesterday...
me no need sweep floor becos i am da lao ban, the big boss...
i go gym, tok cock, bio gers, let gers bio can le...
the last option i never c b4 leh, who cares...
go home see still no one at home...
and no lunch, hungry like sai...
i tink im the onli one daring enuf...
to walk across 2 roads to eat at tt coffeeshop...
all the while without wearing any underwear...
i guess if jay chou can do it, so can i...
as well as all the malays who parade ard in sarongs...
if exposed liao then exposed loh, like ppl bother to c like tt...
onli gers exposed then ppl interested 1...
later i learnt that actually my father has returned home...
he brought the wrong keys and i locked the door while i was out...
usually its parents who lock children out...
for my case, i always set the standards... =)
"What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie
10:27 PM
March 27, 2004 COLOURED.
it was just another usual morning...
seeing that beefed up guy on the bus...
seeing that lian wearing OL clothes on the bus...
seeing that ger always wear spaghettis even though its morning and its bloody cold...
waiting for the company bus...
seeing that ger who dressed up like a guy yet has the female aura...
greeted by the fruity scent n smile of who else...
but today was special...
becos a familiar face popped by...
i thought i saw adam but i couldnt be sure...
his looks still the same but his build different liao...
double his size while he was still in sec sch leh...
to tink that i thought his friendster pic was deceiving...
he neber wear any sleeveless but its obvious juz by looking at his forearms...
damn crazy, how come can become so big in such a short time i oso duno...
anyway as i was saying, i wasnt sure if it was him...
the only thing to confirm is to keep looking at him...
until he notices you, then c his expression...
if he smile smile, or u know like move the head a bit...
u know its someone u know liao la...
but sometimes u c the person got reaction ar...
then talk talk end up not related in any way at all...
this type is like uchu type like that...
never related but can act like got know each other b4...
which is one of the tactics guys do to tackle gers they dunno 1...
i have made an important discovery after experimenting wif shit...
u dun nd to eat fruits to aid in ur digestion after all...
my parents always scold me say never eat fruits then how u shit...
but the fact is i can stay in my office toilet n i can actually shit...
just pull my pants n underwear down...
sit on the toilet bowl for say 15 minutes n more...
then shit starts to come out for no apparent reason...
talking about being the shit maker...
this doesnt happen just once...
it has been going on ever since i wanted to take a quick nap in the toilet...
then comes the funny part...
i couldnt flush it down...
instead the water level is rising...
it wasnt sucking anything inside woR...
as it rises, i was praying dun overflow dun overflow...
lucky it stop just at the right time...
so there it is, the shit resides at the bottom of the seabed...
after twirling around for about 20 seconds when the water rise...
n it didnt lose its shape at all, u can c how tough my shit can be...
aiya, like man, like shit... shit's hard, the man's hard too...
i tink i can even pick it up and slap ppl wif it like banana woR...
needless to say, there goes my toilet break for the day...
"everybody be cool, u be cool" - hong
12:58 AM
March 26, 2004 COLOURED.
for the poor citizens of mother Earth who duno wat is Singapore
Location
Region
Southeast Asia
Neighbours
An independent city-state on the southern tip of the Malay Peninsula, Singapore is comprised of one major island—Singapore Island—and more than 50 adjacent islets. The narrow Johore Strait separates Singapore Island from Malaysia on the north. On the south, Singapore Strait, an important shipping channel, separates the island from the Riau Islands of Indonesia.
Area
648 square kilometres (250 square miles)
Size Comparison
About one-ninth the size of Brunei
Topography
Low-lying Singapore has no prominent relief features. A central area of hills rises to a maximum elevation of 176 metres (577 feet). Coral reefs are found in some coastal areas, and many short streams drain the island.
Climate
Singapore has a wet tropical climate, with an average annual temperature of 27°C (81°F). The average annual rainfall is 2,400 millimetres (95 inches); the wettest months are November, December, and January.
Environmental Issues
Singapore's environmental challenges stem from its rapid growth and urbanization. The problems are compounded by the country's small size and high population density. Air pollution, traffic congestion, and noise from motor vehicles have become serious problems. The government has been successful with its strict policies on the use of personal transport, but the country's carbon dioxide emissions per capita are still considerably higher than in many surrounding countries—21.60 (1996) metric tons of carbon dioxide per capita, compared to 5.60 metric tons per capita in Malaysia and 1.20 metric tons per capita in Indonesia. Industrial pollution from oil refineries and manufacturing industries has increased as the result of rapid urban growth near industrial operations and a shortage of land for industrial waste disposal. The industrial sector is an integral part of the nation's economy, accounting for 35.2 per cent (1998) of the gross domestic product (GDP).
Singapore has a high population density, and most of the people reside in the country's extremely concentrated urban area. Because of this, local human impact on the environment is pronounced. The Family Planning and Population Board, established by the government in 1966, was originally responsible for providing education and clinical services aimed at lowering Singapore's growth rate. The government also provided incentives for families that limited their growth. Within less than two decades, however, the government became concerned with the social effects of the low birth rates resulting from the earlier policies, and instead began promoting large families.
Singapore has limited natural freshwater resources, and the government has launched an intensive project to improve the Singapore River. It has also planted millions of trees in an effort to improve the environment. Forests account for 6.6 per cent (1995) of the land area in this highly urbanized country. Land protected in parks and other reserves account for 4.4 per cent (1997) of Singapore's total land area.
Created in 1972, Singapore's Ministry of the Environment is responsible for protecting and enhancing Singapore's environment and for tackling the country's public health issues. It has helped draft important policies and strategies for conservation, education, clean industrial practices, and noise control.
Singapore is party to international agreements to protect biodiversity, endangered species, and the ozone layer. It has also signed agreements related to ship pollution and hazardous wastes.
2:20 PM
hmm, thinks its best to leave ur privates as smelly as possible to stay free of cancer...
as well as ur armpits...
I Don't Wan't To Talc About It
DATE: 1997-07-01
But I must. A new study at the Queensland Institute of Medical Research has found a
strong link between women's use of talcum powder in the genital area and ovarian
cancer. Dr Adele Green found a 30% increase in the risk of developing cancer for
women who used talc and vaginal deodorant sprays.
Talc has also been linked to respiratory problem in newborn babies, leading to the
introduction of 'organic' alternative made of corn starch.
[Green, A., American Journal of Epidemiology]
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Chemicals in deodorants raise concerns
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DATE: 2004-01-11
A recent British study has shown that chemicals from underarm deodorants and
some cosmetics can accumulate in the body. These chemicals, which the researchers have shown to be from a group called parabens, have also appeared in traces of tissue taken from women with breast cancer.
Tissue samples were taken from 20 tumours removed from women and tested by Dr
Philippa Darbre and colleagues at the University of Reading. Parabens were evident in all the samples.
The cosmetic industry insists these chemicals have a very good safety record
and are approved by regulators. This is the first time it has been shown that such chemicals, which are applied to the skin, do in fact accumulate in body tissue.
Accumulation of parabens in tissue may be of concern, as have been shown to
mimic the action of oestrogens and could increase the rate of growth of
tumours.
9:14 AM
anomalic!
a big reason why u should take antidepressants!
Spontaneous Cure for Depression
DATE: 1997-07-01
The taking of the antidepressant clomipramine (Anafranil) has lead to spontaneous
orgasm in some 5% of users. Orgasm occurs each time the patient yawns. Such reports,
particularly when arising from the Internet, are generally passed off as a new Urban
Myth in the ChemWatch office (although in this case a particularly thought provoking
one). This report, however, cites its origin as the Canadian Journal of Psychiatry. One female patient enjoyed the side effects so much she asked to be allowed to continue treatment although her depression was cured. In a new twist on an old white lie she found that she could experience climax even from 'faking' a yawn. A male patient countered the awkward hygiene aspects of the side effect by wearing a condom all day. The same effect has been noted for Prozac, one of the most frequently prescribed anti-depressants. There seems to be no link between spontaneous orgasm and the drugs' antidepressant qualities, as orgasm is generally inhibited by these drugs.
ChemWatch notes that 95% of users will just have to achieve their side effects the
hard way.
[NewScientist, 2 September 1995]
9:09 AM
old news but yikes, i didnt knoe about it!
DATE: 1997-07-01
The noodle soup served in northern Thailand has traditionally been seasoned with
marijuana.Presumably this is not so much a flavour enhancer as an entire experience
enhancer. Oddly, thispractice has been declared illegal. Still, you can drink as
much alcohol as you can take so that'sOK then.
Much worse are reports of the use of formaldehyde to preserve vegetables. Very
effective in atropical climate, but you might need some extra marijuana to mask the
aftertaste.
[AFP]
9:07 AM
March 24, 2004 COLOURED.
theres nothing much the colleagues can tink of to chat me up...
always asking working until when, like cant wait for me to scram...
either that or ask when im enlisted, like im some punk who deserves some punishment...
if ppl think im some weak n sickly kid, their eyes must have grown stamps...
they could have mentioned sth like i know what u did at the toilet...
or see u in my room after 6...
or i see no up you, come challenge...
or hey cutie pie, wanna go for a ride...
or u look so blur that i cant take my eyes off u...
or i caught u looking down my blouse, wan to see tell me n i will show u...
or i caught u falling asleep on the table, wanna try some exciting things to stay awake?
u know stuff like that...
so what if its lewd...
it catches ur attention and thats all it matters...
anyway its fun to c ppl being caught offguard...
i mean ppl will wow when a ger comes up to u and say she's hot...
i think my supervisor knows im sick of him...
i no longer respond to him liao...
always give me shit work to do...
always ask me stupid questions...
at least my network admin gives me better things...
lunchtime eating always ask me why i so quiet head down eating away...
sorry la, my frequency is different from them...
always talking about cars, office things, n boring gossip...
i will onli participate if its something thats of my interest...
i mean which one of them listens to rock music...
which one supports man utd instead of lousy liverpool...
which one loves to tok abt sex...
and anyway, my mother always say meal times u canot talk...
so its better to shut the fuck up...
maybe i shouldnt have gone out wif them for meals anymore...
my cough is getting beter n beter by the day...
thanks to some unknown liquid my sister gave me...
it taste like chocolate vanilla drink...
today was the first time i ate fast food for the year...
sickening, want to recover liao then have to drink ice water...
soemore yesterday my mother cooked chicken...
eat some of it n throat started to feel the same itchy feeling liao...
quite a number of OCS n ppl from school of armor eating BK at Singapore Disovery Centre there...
school of armor ppl all bloody big sized...
OCS, their legs like woaH, elephant legs...
knn so damn thick like rugby player size like that...
continued cramping my legs today...
increased to 3.2 but cant get to 4km...
not enuf motivation n i was going way too slow...
ended up like cripple walking home...
everyday i cant help but look at her...
she is like malena to me...
and i m that small boy who is bewitched by her beauty...
not beauty, duno how to say, she has that attraction...
sometimes we even wear qing lu zhuang woR...
the dark blue shirt n the dark blue blouse...
r all customer service ppl hu li jings???
but at least she is the onli person outside of IT department to tok to me...
some got tok to, but they are guys and different...
they good leh, give me things to do instead of asking network admin...
lol, gd give me a chance to prove my worth...
those office ppl dun like to give me chance 1...
like i will make spoil their things like that...
"i fly so far away justto get away from u" - hong
11:28 PM
the reason why IT support administrators ever have their jobs...
is due to the fact that so many people duno how to use a computer...
beening thrown into the work environment is a real eye-opener...
90% of problems stem from the fact ppl are totally ignorant...
10% is well, those very troublesome things which requires technical service...
so many times, asking why i cannot log in...
why no power, why monitor no screen...
becos u never switch the power supply on wat...
becos the cable let u kick kick kick until come out liao mah...
dumb dumb dumb workers who know nothing except to gossip...
and yakkety yak yakkety yak so loud...
but its alright la, becos the dumb ones creates the existence of IT support...
without them, we would have been jobless...
so keep on being dumb, keep on being blonde...
hope all the hydroperoxide is doing u good...
suck it up all the intelligence and IQ...
and a user is happy wif me becos i have solved his problems...
even my network admin is happy becos she doesnt know how to solve it...
and everyone has tried and failed to get it done...
so there came the intern by the name of francis who gets the job done...
and there he is, in the space of 2 days he came to save the world from destruction...
got rid of the spyware by deleting the entire registry key...
norton antivirus sometimes is so dumb...
delete liao but restart it will appear again...
luckily i have been well versed in registry values...
ever since that assholey msblast worm...
its actually a good thing u know...
like wat bryant said b4, u have to tio a virus at least once...
then u know how to act accordingly...
like u neber tio b4, u duno how it is like, how it works...
then tio liao duno how to settle, will run around panicking...
that was nothing, the more intriguing thing is his numlock function...
normal keyboards we dun bother about leaving numlock on or off...
but for notebook it is a must to set numlock to off...
otherwise the letters will become numbers and it gets rather annoying...
his one damn special case, everytime log in numlock will always be on...
the solution actually quite simple, which i duno why the previous ppl duno how to do...
i thought im oreadi quite dumb n retarded abit in my thinking...
seems like there are others who lack some common sense n logic...
and i think ppl ought to know how to get rid of evidence...
esp when they leave their pc at the hands of a stranger...
please please know how to remove temp. internet files...
i saw quite a lot of porno pictures left over in his temp internet files...
so there i was viewing a porno slideshow at my workplace...
so that was the good stuff he said he would reward me if i get the job done...
i thought of telling him about it and educating him on how to surf porn n not get caught...
i mean he in his early 30s still look at porn nia...
i thoguht onli teenagers curious then will go see...
by mid 20s will be sian of porno totally...
which then brings me to the next evil thought...
i wonder what will i find on female's desktops...
i swear if i ever find porn on any of their folders...
i am going to rub my chin and give them the ticopek look...
it will serve as a warning to them n who knows, they may get high...
"we should agree to disagree" - hong
12:00 AM
March 22, 2004 COLOURED.
a typical scene of ppl rushing to catch the bus...
DOINK, DOINK, DOINK...
BOINK, BOINK ,BOINK...
BOUNCE, BOUNCE, BOUNCE...
JIGGLY, JIGGLY, JIGGLY...
UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN...
WOBBLE, WOBBLE, WOBBLE...
if u're thinking im referring to the chest, u must be kidding...
singaporeans arnt top heavy at all...
even though i have spotted quite a number during lunchtime...
seems like silicone is getting popular here...
actually im referring to the stomach...
the truth is out there for all to see...
weak and unfit, beer bellies, flabby arms...
like that singapore where got future...
sometimes when u step into a gym...
and notice how ppl are trying to outmuscle one another...
flexing biceps at the mirror...
lifting shirts to show stomach muscles...
just to prove who's the man...
and yet u dun find a single beer belly...
becos they arnt at the mirror section...
they're busy cycling n running...
i think doing situps has no future for ur stomach at all...
i have stopped doing it for ages and it still looks the same...
why bother giving ur stomach so much stress...
let it work wat it has to do to ur body...
let it digest ur food properly instead of taking unnecessary strain...
mark this day, cos this day is when i begin my countdown...
not to the end of attachment, there's still 7 weeks to go...
its the napfa on the 15th...
and today is the day where endurance has been brought to a new level...
my running sucks big time, finish 2.4 cant continue liao...
and legs so wobbly i have problems walking home...
but i still have 3 weeks, and thats all it matters...
every single morning...
the moment i smell that fruity perfume scent...
i know she must be near me...
and then that smile n greet...
after that its her adjusting her shirt...
n the twirling n pulling of her hair...
jeez jeez jeez, how does a late 20s/early 30s behave like late 10s...
if gers are wondering what attracts men...
i think they should learn from serene...
the ultimate guide to seduction without speaking a single word...
i mean not many gers can get ppl hooked wif so-so looks...
she must have learned some secrets from the fox spirit...
i hate to say it but its the sad truth...
u have to bootlick ur way to an A...
these few days i have been opening up more in office...
maybe i am more used to them liao in a way...
and the results show in the logbook...
instead of the usual Bs, its A for last week...
im doing the same old thing week in week out...
yet i onli get a better grade when i open my mouth...
what is this, im doing something for the society leh...
coughing canot anihow talk one, wait spread to others how...
i find it surprising that it took me so long to know a person...
i always have this impression and then it stays...
but time n time again he neber fails to shock...
n thats when i think why did i ever end up having a friend like him...
if i have known he was like this, i would have slapped him...
but i guess to each his own, we have our own world...
always wondered why everyone around me is changing...
i found out that they arnt changing...
they're still the same after all these years...
the one who has changed is me...
not as in being more easy to talk to...
my mentality has evolved...
no longer just content to be in the middle...
and admire how the pros so li hai...
i wan to be up there...
i wan to be one of them...
"beat me to the ground? i will see u screaming" - hong
11:54 PM
March 21, 2004 COLOURED.
cut my finger wif a scissors on friday...
reminds me of my past where i experiment using a kitchen knife to cut my finger...
that kitchen knife cut isnt that deep...
the moment i saw blood i got scared and quickly put back the knife...
this time the scissors tore thru my flesh...
numb for a moment and blood started flowing out like tap water soon after...
quickly headed to the toilet to wash the wound...
my blood was still dripping on the floor like some murder case...
let the water run thru the wound n thats when the pain starts seeping in...
apply direct pressure liao still wun stop flowing nia...
have to resort to elevation but still same thing...
in the end i have to go seek help from network admin...
she brought me to the pantry go take the first aid kit...
everything oso have, but no plaster...
and she was panicking when she saw the amount of blood splurting out...
keep asking pain or not pain or not...
i think my past has oreadi trained me to take this type of pain...
i small kid that time duno fall down how many times...
scrapped my skin on countless occasions...
basically becos i play catching in pri sch too much...
and most of the time i didnt watch where i was going...
added the fact that my legs were too weak for my body...
the worst case has to be the soccer game during npcc days...
that bloody puddle of water is the cause of my demise...
slipped on it and i skidded like a ferrari out of control...
my groin region was affected by that, scrapping quite some amount of skin...
ended up walking like someone who had his balls kicked...
even worse is its not the end of training yet...
and have to change to the long pants...
luckily the instructor was oso there playing...
so i was excused for any mistake during the drill session...
my supervisor thought why so much fuss over a small thing...
obviously he didnt look at how deep i have cut myself...
lets say the thumb has a convex surface right...
i cut until got concave surface liao...
then i suddenly thought of BoA...
how nice it will be if she was there dressing my wound...
instead of my network admin blowing at my thumb...
although its gd la, gers blowing...
but i would refer daphne seriously...
having a plastered thumb doesnt get u far in life...
getting far in life = swimming...
and the whole weekend is ruined...
i didnt go to c the doctor as well...
cos i think the pi pa gao is doing quite well for me...
and i aint going for the class outing...
nothing better to do go suggest eat at kenny rogers...
not that i like to put aeroplanes or fly kites...
sometimes their timing so funny 1...
hu wants to eat at such weird times...
its neither lunch nor dinner...
and having it on sunday is the worse mistake ever...
migt as well friday or saturday...
still go hold it on sunday...
then happy happy dun wan go home...
monday go work will so sian...
"flying high, in the summer sky, flying high" - hong
6:20 PM
March 17, 2004 COLOURED.
u dun need to go live in some deserted island with 15 strangers to play survivor...
just get a job and u know the rules of the game are roughly the same...
outwit, outplay and outlast everyone of them to be the sole survivor...
im always hearing about backstabbing here and there...
on this side, on that side, forming alliances...
i have realised how important i am in the game...
my vote will make or break someone's career...
always listening to the right things at the right time...
gathering information from both parties...
they should thank me for not revealing what they have said...
im the peacekeeper between india and pakistan...
anyway if i go tell on somebody, it would be less fun...
no more surprising news would be heard of anymore...
like the fact that almost no one likes my supervisor...
amazing man, face to face they all like normal normal...
then on different bus ar, one person say 1 thing about him...
then the rest started contributing abt what a shit person he is...
to tink that i thought i was the only person who cant stand his ah gua-ness...
and oso the double standards of travelling...
the hassle just to save money yet others can fly on business class...
he was very unhappy but he onli voiced out to the selected few...
still can act like nothing happen while toking to the business class flier...
so i guess not talking to anyone at all is a pretty good idea...
they cant find any fault at you, and boss wun show any favouritism...
of cos u will end up as juz a normal worker and nothing else outstanding to show...
but it sure beats licking the asses and having to constantly look over ur back...
being quiet the most they will say u r dao or wat...
and will attempt to do things to make u talk...
trying to get u to say something wrong so they have chance to complain...
i can finally talk to someone in the company with no problems liao...
how long did i take, 10 weeks, 50 days...
quite long la, but to me it is some achievement...
im telling the truth, it is someone...
not many ppl, onli 1 person...
and its not my supervisor...
solli loh, i dun look up to ah guas 1...
sometimes i feel like telling him how to be more man...
stop his gentle voice, stop the way he walks...
most important is to show us what he can do...
im shocked at the number of times he has to rely on my network admin...
whenever she's on leave and got problem ar...
he will always come find me and ask me she got teach me this n that or not...
i tell him i duno then he bloody stress becos he oso dunno...
seriously i duno what he is good in, never see him doing significant things...
unless u count checking email, almost everyone is using lotus notes like friendster like tt...
since when email is so important, last time i at sp oso dun bother to open lotus nia...
im near to getting a 2nd person to communicate liao...
more interesting is that we onli talked for about 3 days?
this is wat happen when 2 guys are left isolated in a room la...
not man and woman in the same room so of cos canot sex loh...
next best thing is to talk crap...
similarity between the 2 persons is that they're malaysians..
dunno why but they always seem so warm...
my mother oso, now singaporean liao but she has no problems talking to neighbours who just moved in...
think becos they got so many siblings back home they know how to communicate...
not onli malaysians in the company...
this company like united nations like that...
germans, spaniards, british, china, malaysian, singaporean, philippines, indonesian, taiwan...
the most memorable thing that stuck in my mind has to be the lunch...
i was amazed at how a chinaman can communicate wif a german...
i dun understand wat the chinaman is speaking...
i dun understand wat the german is speaking either...
yet they know what each other is talking...
like some morse code which strangers wun understand...
unless they have the deciphering tools...
some ppl obviously think that interns are there to be scolded...
one was so enraged that he scold wat i oso catch no balls...
the computer duno why everytime restart restart for no reason...
he cursed and rant at the IT department...
saying if we dun fix this then will strangle all of us...
ya rite, his hands arnt big enuf to surround my thick neck...
and most prolly he will be knees down groaning when i give him a low blow...
so boliao, small case make it sound until like catastrophe like that...
if u stressed then fine la, wat for vent ur anger on us...
we stress we go vent on hu, find the manager to complain ar...
or grab someone's breasts as stress balls izit...
my network admin oso another one who will lose her temper when stressed...
always going "aiyer" out of frustation when things dun go her way...
i think she's oso pissed that i wasnt fed up at all...
u know like bad things have happened, and im still that stoned face...
like i dun care abt the good or bad things like that...
of cos im concerned la, but losing ur temper is onli going to make things worse...
ppl, never bother using their brains...
onli use on fantasizing about having affairs wif so n so...
wanting the manager to hire the new accountant must be handsome...
the gers keep complaining company no shuai ge, tuas no shuai ge...
like wtf, they are married liao still wan to see shuai ge...
wan the shuai ge to lure them to bed, to have affairs...
and pls loh, they are no chiobu at all, still c wat shuai ge...
come to think of it, i wish daphne stop her kuching work and come back here...
even though her voice a bit the weird, but i dun mind it...
at least better than facing the usual bitches...
i think i am special...
only i wear formal attire without a belt for 2 straight weeks...
only i wear white shorts beneath the pants...
only i neber comb my hair when going to work...
only i wear plastic frame specs to work...
only i stay in the toilet sleeping...
only i didnt eat a single thing in the pantry throughout...
only i am the only guy who tucks out his shirt on casual fridays...
"every second slows u from falling down" - hong
9:49 PM
March 14, 2004 COLOURED.
the thing i saw in the morning was the message left behind...
toy was having fever and will not be going gym...
which suits me quite well since im coughing again...
actually i was well on my way to recovery...
but then too bad la, i did something stupid...
u know la, those in a moment of folly things...
never wear protection then end up creating new life...
if i have known, i shouldnt have drank that iced water...
my mother brought me to c some TCM doctor...
becos he cured my mother and she tinks he can do the same to me...
traditional chinese medicine...
wif all the needles and bamboos...
they dun have stethoscope fetish over there...
they prefer to use their hands to feel ur pulse...
and its realli something when they can tell wat u r suffering from just by doing that...
and so he presented me wif 2 big bottles of solution duno mixed wif wat...
TCM, what else do they put in...
tiger penises, sheep's eyeballs, buffaloe's testicles, cat's whiskers...
its like u're playing fear factor without looking at the items...
everything becomes powder form so u wouldnt tink anything of it...
honestly i duno how good is tcm...
given that it onli makes my condition worse...
i know, i tried it before...
taking the bus home like taking a christian bus like that...
so many just finished their service and boarding the bus...
have no idea who do they like to get up so early in the morning...
to hear the praise e the lord hallelujah...
the dumb kid was singing it loud n repeatedly...
gosh, wat did those ppl do to innocent kids man...
"the only god is me, therefore im satanic" - hong
11:26 PM
the reasons why ppl aspire to be doctors...
01. money money money
02. cleanliness freak
03. dettol freak
04. disinfectant freak
05. the uniform
06. the nurses
07. the nurses' uniforms
08. the stripping of clothes
09. patients entrust their bodies to u
10. the stethoscope
11. fame n popularity
12. ichi the killer wannabe
13. adrendaline rush when cutting up bodies
14. inserting 1 metre long stick thru rectum
15. inserting 1 metre long stick thru throat
16. poking of needles to tender skin
17. pulling arteries like piaking bra straps
18. dropping scissors into bodies as souvenirs b4 sewing
for all the reasons listed above, u never saw that one important trait they ought to have...
that is their dedication to save lives and be real-life god...
isnt this supposed to be the reason why they want to be doctors?
the reason why some ppl rather suffer n die...
than go to a hospital for surgery is becos of the exorbitant fees...
either u pay me n i treat u...
or u pay me half i treat u half...
or no money no treatment...
its weird dun u tink...
they dun wan to treat normal ppl...
they onli treat rich ppl and those poor ppl...
ya, poor ppl get treated quite well...
wonder why normal ppl are ignored?
becos they dun generate much publicity...
if they treat poor ppl, the newspapers will start raving...
and do very very nice write-ups on the hospital...
the most fucked up thing is when foreigners come over for treatment...
all come wailing wif their sad stories, about how poor they are...
and how they badly need surgery so they can be normal again...
i dun c why they are so pitiful...
they bloody come here by plane on wat? business class?
sponsored by their countries...
come over here, go for press interviews...
then the nation starts to pour money into their "poor" pockets...
like wat, come here for first class treatment...
and its bloody free...
recovered liao and thank you thank you then wat...
fly back to their country on business class...
and sponsored by some other shit companies...
who actually believed they are pitiful...
bloody evil ppl, so gd at manipulating the public...
and the public dun see them as freeloaders...
no, they treat them like some VIPs...
wat about the locals man...
no money, u wan to ask for press interviews the newspapers boss will tink u are crazy...
u go hospital hope to get treatment first and tok abt payment later...
the surgeons will say no, u must pay first then we treat u...
hey, why the double standards when the sick freaks from overseas came...
no nd pay first, treat liao then say is wat the doctors assure them...
like normal ppl isnt gd enuf...
in between the poor n the rich, they make sure u will pay...
try asking for donations, ppl accuse u of freeloading...
i should disguise myself as some third country citizen...
then i can get free lasik treatment man...
if u're pitiful, stay in ur lousy country and just die...
if i ever see any more siamese twins stepping onto our shores...
i swear im gonna take a chainsaw and saw it off...
why waste it on treatment when they still die in the end...
chainsaw is fast, smooth, hassle-free and pretty efficient...
they ought to start free medical services for the people...
i never forget the comments my father's cousin's husband who is a doctor...
he asked me why i go and enlarge my holes...
i told him so that it wun closed back when i finished my ns...
he said that what for when ear piercing is so cheap...
u see, $30 to them is like nothing at all...
just like comparing hardware prices...
my fren say wat for, its just a small difference of dollars...
we may tink that way, but why we always avoid those flagdays...
they are just asking for 10 cents yet we run away like see ghost like tt...
difference of hardware prices ranges from $2 onwards...
u see, we dun mind giving $2 extra when we cringe at the thought of giving up 10 cents...
its even worse when it comes to pricier items...
like houses...
100k, 110k to them like no difference like that...
but hello!, its 10k difference loh...
u can donate on flag day 100k times loh...
10k can buy so many things u know...
so next time bargain must bargain down to the nearest dollar...
like from 110k to 108k, u have saved urself $2000...
which is the rough equivalent of a month's pay...
"fucking fucking fucking makes the world feels round" - hong
1:30 PM
March 13, 2004 COLOURED.
my proudest work to date...
even though it doesnt look that good...
im satisfied... becos i started from scratch...
no templates to rely upon at all...
steal a lot of java codes ard though... :D
and its now www.honggy-ism.tk
down wif the lousy blogger name!
6:21 PM
March 11, 2004 COLOURED.
u have to be amazed at how many microsoft cds we have in the company...
when the new licenses arrive... there was 4 big fedex boxes for us...
fully loaded with goodies and yummies...
u c like so many u oso gian...
but in actual fact, most of the cds are pretty redundant...
a lot of them are really useless or seldom used at all...
the onli ones we want is the win server 2003...
as well as sql server 2003 n sms...
not forgetting office 2003 too...
being handed the task of sorting them out...
according to their respective languages and programs...
i lay the cds out on the table like a seasoned pirated cd pedlar...
everyone was telling me how dare i sell my porno stuff here...
i was happy, becos i have something to do...
and this is apparently going to take hours to finish...
at least better than trying to stay awake...
happy happy do halfway then supervisor told me to follow richard...
i oso duno do wat, blur blur follow him...
at first thought onli go downstairs help him do something...
then he told me to wait outside i become more blur liao...
hes going to bring me out!
whoopEEe! i have just received a escape from jail card...
too bad my joy was short-lived...
after just 10 minutes of joyride, my network admin called him...
ooh, she's coming along... great, then i need not worry about failure...
then she called again and broke the news to me...
i cant go out and demanded that i stay at the company...
i have no explanation as to why im not allowed to go out...
in the end i was back to selling my porn cds and packing them nicely...
my supervisor questioned me after wondering how come i so fast come back...
he said i should be allowed to go and try out...
but whatever, the car's gone...
i got very pissed when i found out that they're heading to bedok...
wtf, bedok man, so far away...
1 hour journey back n forth, wif 1 hour lunch break...
add to that goodness-knows-wat-time-u-finish-doing-ur-thing-down-there...
its the equivalent of working half day instead of a full day man...
if she wan to eat snake then never mind la, at least take me along mah...
so selfish go eat snake all by herself 1...
the only comforting thing is when i look at my logbook...
i mean what can i say man...
graded A for my conduct in sleeping peacefully in toilets without disturbing ppl while they shit...
grade A for my performance in closing this aircon, opening that aircon twice a day...
it takes a skilled man to do this rather difficult task reasonably well...
anyway, im grateful for the grades...
not every week la, most of it is Bs...
just happy that there's no single C...
even though i didnt converse with them or get along well...
maybe i have to thank the previous student...
according to her, he didnt realli do quite well...
if he duno how to do, he oso neber ask...
and he neber request for any work...
actually i oso la, but i will ask if i duno how to do...
request for work is just to put up an act one...
mostly becos i near verge of boredom then i go request...
in the meanwhile, i tink it will take sometime to get my new site done...
i was supposed to move it to cunninglinguists.co.uk domain one...
happy happy tink its free then its onli free for uk residents...
wtf, nationalitist sia...
busy sourcing for new template...
or even better, no template at all...
start from scratch seems nice...
but i dun have the damn time...
"honggyis.verycute.co.uk" - hong
10:53 PM
March 10, 2004 COLOURED.
i always thought u onli get to see such things on tv...
little did i wonder it will happen to ppl whom i know...
my uncle and my grandmother kena admitted to the hospital on monday...
apparently they were down wif dengue fever...
rather surprisingly that we were onli informed today...
when my grandfather call up to tell us the news...
u know like so late then tell us...
like we're not relatives like that...
i oso duno abt their current condition...
should be alright la, given the late call...
if too serious will call earlier 1...
but wif dengue fever, u never know...
im not worried or praying for their speedy recovery...
im more anxious about when can i stop waking up so early in the morning...
as u can see, i dun care much about ppl's lives n deaths...
if relatives i oso bo hiew liao, wat can u say abt me treating friends...
i mean who actually care when i was coughing my stomach inside out...
they always think that i never listen to instructions...
my mouth too itchy go eat this eat there thats why canot recover...
no one understands wat is realli going on until they have experienced it themselves...
they tink its juz some normal cough when u are sick and stuff...
my mother has stopped scolding me about me anyhow eating after she caught it as well...
u know, the cough that just wun go away...
normal cough syrup dun work at all, u need sth way more potent than that...
and everyone in the company is berating my network admin for coughing...
talking about spreading of dieases and reducing productivity and bullshit...
she has been coughing since chinese new year?
around the same time my cough came back loh, along wif my supervisor as well...
the problem? blame it on the air conditioner...
i swear i will never use one at home at all...
grown up wif fans and natural winds...
stop breathing in dead air and enjoy the farts...
i believe that grim reaper will come visiting when its time...
u know when ppl have the price is right, this one is the time is ripe...
everyone has a certain lifespan to live...
once u reach that level, its time for u to be voted out of this world...
no jury, no tribal council, no sole survivor...
i will tell the decreased's relatives that he was supposed to go...
if only his relatives have some common sense to listen to me that is...
instead of swearing at me for cursing their beloved...
just imagine...
u always wanted to do something so badly, yet u didnt do it...
then one fine day, u just did it without hestitating one single bit...
why? beats me, the timing is just right i guess...
i never imagine myself being able to swim...
i thought i will onli pick up swimming when i go to ns...
and that is becos it was a forced decision...
yet for no reason i went to a swimming pool by myself one day...
and then i started observing ppl swimming...
the rest is of cos history...
just like a couple being together for more than 10 years...
compare that to another couple who have been together for only like 1 month...
and both of them decided to propose to their respective gfs...
i wouldnt say that the 1 month guy did it wif a rush of blood...
or that the 10 yr guy is a retard slow thinker...
to them, they feel that its time to take action...
everything is just a question of time...
forget abt pitying the boy who commit suicide over a stupid incident...
teacher found out about relationship...
dragged guy n ger to office...
want to go tell their parents about it...
guy run off go jump down building...
ppl who suicide are such fucked up ppl...
they tink its the end...
no more worries and happy happy go c ppl showering without anyone noticing...
i onli believe in spirits when they allow us to go c ppl bathing...
then im more than happy to go die as well...
otherwise, i dun believe in the supernatural...
suicide means being released from this big bad world...
no more nagging from parents...
no more complaints of how much of a burden u are to ppl who know u...
but they duno how those ard him still living are feeling...
parents cry over loss, feel that they are to blame...
wishing they didnt treat him so bad while he was still alive...
just to end one's misery created many new miseries...
its not worth it at all...
unless u want to be remembered forever...
and that u are jus too selfish and irresponsible...
scared of mother but not scared of death...
what does this implies...
mother is even scarier than death?
i dun tink anyone has any right to end his life...
those handicapped and elderly are excused though...
the old needs to get some excerise and find some cure for their frail bones...
the handicapped just cant stand the sight of seeing normal ppl lamenting about hoe fat they look, ho butt ugly they look, they are oreadi so worse off liao, yet these normal ppl kaobei kaobu so much, might as well end their lives...
i always feel content whenever i tink of disabled ppl...
so wat if im butt ugly...
at least im still normal...
4 limbs, 5 senses still intact...
im contented...
"the sweetness of death post" - hong
10:31 PM
under reconstruction
i thought im happy wif the current template...
well guess wat, i am greedy!
will be adding more things soon...
preferably on weekends... =X
6:33 AM
March 08, 2004 COLOURED.
a movie a day keeps neopets away
words of wisdom from the chicken himself...
i tried and failed rather miserably...
devoting 2 hours of my time on movies = no time left for anything...
no time for blogging, no time for tv serials...
if only channel u can come up with boring dramas...
all the period shows is getting me hooked...
slept late last night becos of an unexpected visitor...
long lost fren by the name of strawberi came visiting...
not i found her 1, she managed to find me as usual...
still the same old person playing daidee whenever online...
except that she seems to be getting better now...
ahh... the old days...
back then it wasnt just japan n haiz...
i diversify to some other places...
u know like playing stocks like that...
never place all ur eggs in the same place...
went to some place where there are so many bored ppl around...
there was the infamous bleedoll gail who loves gore...
the perfume freako and sweatphobic sunguy...
engineer the man who loves to proclaim that honggy is a ger to get the sickos falling into our perfect trap...
a real drug junkie n stoner who loves nth but a nite stander carl...
and of cos the forever mei mei one (thats wat she calls herself) strawberi...
each n every single one of them is an extreme...
i never know that such a small place has such fascinating ppl...
interesting characters wif interesting backgrounds n lives...
Blood and blisters
On my fingers
Chaos rules when we're apart
Watch my temper
I go mental
I'll try to be gentle
i cant stand it when ppl are doing better than me...
esp in things which i do well generally...
seems like i have underestimated sg guys...
the results so far is pretty unbelieveable...
8 out of 17 who have taken the test so far actually passed...
passed as in getting silver and above...
one actually got full marks for all the events...
and 3 persons ran under 10 minutes for 2.4km run...
more than 4 pull 10 or more chinups...
scary scary scary...
for all my efforts, will i live in my disgrace???
i am going to eat my words now if nothing drastic happens...
ppl are freaking jumping 240 and above for sbj...
situps ranging 45 n above...
shuttle run has the most insane timings ever...
9.18s... yikes, the fastest i ever run is a 9.4...
just 1 month away, i think i better buck up fast...
utter humiliation for someone wif muscles and failing the test...
i'll be taking down the full mark's performance...
im going to better him in every area...
being 2nd best is as good as losing...
if i do fail, i have something to fall back on though...
someone actually has 0 points for all events...
lok lok drop a bombshell today...
thought he was just asking a casual question abt when im leaving...
he said that he'll be leaving b4 me...
i dun like any of the staff there...
but wif all due respect, he's a good guy...
perhaps the onli person outside the IT department who makes me feel at ease...
if i take up accountacy, i would have been under him...
with him gone, i tink its left to the cheenaman n the gorilla wif the faye wong wannabe whom i feel easy with...
after all, i am their god...
the rest either dun tink im capable of doing anything...
or just think that im too cool to seek help...
how i wish i dun have a sissy supervisor...
i rather get one like patrick...
at least he goes to the gym...
and he realli makes u learn...
too bad im not taking CLS...
i know becos that ngee ann ger is under him...
and she is forever on the feet mixing solutions...
I know what's good for you
you can touch me if you want
I know you're dying to
You can touch me if you want
I know what's good for you
You can touch me if you want
But you can't stop
"5-6 = silver, 15 = god" - hong
10:30 PM
March 07, 2004 COLOURED.
ppl wif great achievements always get mentioned in poems...
u can see my chinese name right there u know...
erm, i not the onli person la...
along wif my sister, mother and father...
i have no idea what that was about...
i mean i cant make out the words properly...
onli those veri into 5000yr china history will understand...
the only words i know is of cos my name...
hmm wonder how it will turn out if i tattooed it onto my back...
been thinking about it for way too long now...
seen quite a number of ppl sporting tattoos recently...
tv, gym, swimming pool, friendster...
but i guess its not the time right now...
onli do it when i hit 70kg...
they dun look good on thin frames...
but all these act macho will go down the drain...
if i cant get over my phone problem...
work on last friday was pretty hectic...
user pc canot power on...
printer cartridge carrier canot move...
that is where my troubles started...
tasks for that day...
change pc for user...
take out user hard disk n put some other place to backup...
call ibm...
call hp...
swapping of new pc is easy...
next up is to take out casing n take out harddisk...
i realli hate those companies who set up their casing in such bad taste...
all done purposely to discourage modification of parts...
i mean i have neber seen a hard disk mounted vertically on a loading bay...
and i have some problems trying to locate the screw positions...
maybe thats their plus point...
hiding ugly looking stuff so that it looks pleasant...
watever, finally found it after turning the whole case upside down...
and after the previous dangerous stunt of placing one hard disk on top on another...
i did yet another life threatening, works exploding action...
i forgot wat bloody casing was it again...
no spare 3 1/2" loading bay loh...
can onli put 1 hard disk n 1 floppy drive n thats it...
the only solution is to place the 2nd hard drive lying on the bottom of the casing...
personally i tink its more dangerous than that stack on top of one another...
but well, since it doesnt explode, so be it...
i dragged things for quite a long time...
i was supposed to do the calling in the morning...
after lunch break still no calls made...
then still have to prepare notebook for hongyee becos that pc replaced for her is unstable...
network admin was giving me instructions but i was giving her the sian look...
then she went "ting dao le mah" to make sure i got wat she was saying...
actually i caught what she was saying...
i just didnt want to make the calls...
so i have to temper temper a bit like kids when they cant get their sweeets...
wat has to happen will happen...
i chose the easier task first...
contacting hp about the printer...
ibm 1 she called earlier n i was supposed to follow up on it...
i got no idea why she want me to call loh...
the technical ppl will always ask for ur name n number...
or email address and fax number...
i give my own name then when they want to reach me oso canot...
the recept duno wat bloody name is that and will indicate theres no such employee...
email address using my network admin 1...
good thing she shares same surname as me...
otherwise the person will tink how come different person 1...
anyway her dialect name looks neither man or woman...
so its pretty safe...
after all, the email addressed her as Mr Francis Lee... =)
after that hp call, i faked it for ibm...
i stated that the person i was supposed to look for is out for lunch...
which gave me some breathing space...
to brave another storm...
rather good timing i have u know...
i called ar, she was busy taking other calls...
luckily network admin has taken a report number earlier in the morning...
so i just said the report number and that person will get back to her...
which means im freee from phones liao...
so far i have called 3 companies...
acer, hp, ibm... and my verdict...
acer has some veri sexy voices...
hp goes by the rules...
u try to interrupt their greeting but they will still continue...
mind u, their greeting is bloody long 1...
as well as their ending note...
once they said thank you, u can start to put down the phone liao
dun bother about the 1minute outro...
ibm surprisingly seems to be owned by malays...
watever number u call, watever services u get put thru to...
the person on the receiving end always is a malay...
seriously, i think none of the pc companies are good...
dun ever trust gateway...
they have oreadi run off from sg shores liao...
acer notebooks realli sucks...
the bezel so easy come out 1...
i still tink own self assemble best...
at least u wun blame urself...
and blame it on the manufacturers...
just remember, u're neber to blame for all the shit u've done...
tang tang nan zi han...
no fear of physical torture...
yet shiver like jelly when it comes to phone calls...
like that how to do big business...
it explains why i visit the toilet for big business onli once a week...
but my visits have been more frequent ever since working...
working helps solve constipation problems eh...
u scientists ought to do something about tat...
and reward my efforts for ur revolutionary find...
no idea about the napfa test date being cancelled...
left 2 alternatives... either book earlier date or skip it totally...
im thinking of skipping it entirely...
dun wanna disgraced myself by failing the standing board jump...
i mean the rest fail is becos of pullups or 2.4km run...
failing standing board jump is a laugh realli...
but then again, i dun c much who can pass easily...
majority will be failing becos sg men are getting whiter n gu niang-er...
realli interested in seeing how i will fare in ns life...
now i could be thinking its gonna be a easy ride...
who knows when im inside, im crying for my mama...
screaming to get out and escape for hell...
just give urself more torture and then nothing is so scary anymore...
physically wise of cos... im mentally weak - tink phone calls...
my left shoulder has been popping veins now...
exactly the same thing which happened to toy last time...
the scars look like im a participant in SM games...
after taking some 'professional' photos for the company...
i realised how lousy my benq digicam realli is...
canon powershot a50 they said it was lousy...
but the functions bloody so many until i blur...
my benq just 4 directions and 2 buttons?...
anyway im satisfied wif it...
simplicity is wat digicams should be...
instead of all the bloody buttons...
cant they like automate it so that u dun nd to set specifically...
its more suitable for those who knows photography quite well la...
for me, snap and go can liao...
i mean where got ppl take upskirt pics still nd to adjust this n that setting 1...
ppl just snap and run off liao loh...
warehouse ppl has been trading the gross pictures...
accident from toh guan site...
about the container crushing a guy n killing him instantly...
no one can ever survive when a container lands on u rite...
pictures of brains, blood, skull...
i didnt see the pictures, they were talking about it rather loudly...
and that faye wong wannabe catherine was looking at it closeup to get a better view...
few gers can ever stomach this, most will say eee so er xin then nitemares...
she even asked me whether i want it or not...
of cos i do, but i dun have email...
maybe i should have gave her my yahoo 1...
but watever, its too late, she deleted it...
I was angry when I met you
I think I'm angry still
We can try to talk it over
If you say you'll help me out
"me not cool, me is cold" - hong
11:46 PM
have to break my current retro playlist for the moment...
this m-flo n boa song is nice
weird that i didnt like them in the past...
onli interested after listening to that namie amuro feat verbal song
12:35 AM
March 06, 2004 COLOURED.
Midway through Korn's new "Y'all Want a Single" video, the words "The record company wanted us to change this video — we didn't" flash on the screen. It's not a joke.
"They locked us out of our own editing booth," singer Jonathan Davis said at Thursday's announcement of the Projekt Revolution Tour in Hollywood. "It's been crazy, the [uproar caused by] this video. That's what we like to do, though. We got to go up there and put our ass on the line for artists."
"Y'all Want a Single," the second release from Korn's recent Take a Look in the Mirror, is an angst-fueled, expletive-riddled protest against the record industry. The video is even harsher.
"It's gonna cause a big stir in the music business, period, because it's basically a video about us destroying a record store, and all this different verbiage comes up talking about how really corrupt the music industry is," Davis said. "We're just asking for it with this video, and it's pretty amazing. We're really excited about it."
MUSIC MONOPOLY?
ONE CORPORATION OWNS THE 5 MAJOR VIDEO CHANNELS IN THE U.S.
IS THAT OK?
LAST YEAR THE BIG 5 RECORD LABELS TOGHETER SOLD ABOUT $25 BILLION (DOLLARS OF MUSIC)
90% OF RELEASES ON MAJOR LABELS DO NOT MAKE A PROFIT
BRITNEY SPEARS LAST VIDEO COST $1,000,000
THIS KORN VIDEO COST $150,000
YOU HAVE SEEN $48,000 WORTH OF VIDEO
WILL ANY MUSIC CHANNEL PLAY THIS VIDEO?
THE MUSIC "INDUSTRY" RELEASES 100 SONGS PER WEEK
ONLY 4 SONGS ARE ADDED TO THE AVERAGE RADIO "PLAYLIST" EACH WEEK
HIT SONGS ON TOP40 ARE OFTEN REPEATED OVER 100 TIMES A WEEK
IS THAT ALL YOU WANT TO HEAR?
WHY IS A SONG WORTH .99%
DO YOU DOWNLOAD SONGS?
STEAL THIS VIDEO
THIS IS A SINGLE
TWO RADIO CONGLOMERATES CONTROL 42% OF LISTENERS
THE RECORD COMPANY WANTED US TO CHANGE THIS VIDEO. WE DIDN'T
90% OF ALL SINGLES GET TO "THE HOOK" WITHIN 20 SECONDS
98% OF ALL 1st SINGLES ARE LESS THAN 3'30 SECONDS LONG
DOES THIS SEEM LIKE A FORMULA TO YOU?
SO, WITH ALL THIS SAID...
WE LOVE MAKING MUSIC
IS THIS THE MUSIC "BUSINESS"?
IS THAT OK?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR 3 MINUTES OF TIME
MUSIC MONOPOLY
LOVE,
KORN."
the above words featured in their new video...
u guys ought to dl korn - y'all want a single vid...
screw RIAA
10:45 PM
March 05, 2004 COLOURED.
If you’ve been hiding from love
If you’ve been hiding from love
If you’ve suffered enough
If you’ve suffered enough
I can understand what you’re thinking of
I can see the pain that you’re frightened of
And I’m only here
To bring you free love
Let’s make it clear
That this is free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
I’ve been running like you
I’ve been running like you
Now you understand why I’m running scared
Now you understand why I’m running scared
I’ve been searching for truth
I’ve been searching for truth
And I haven’t been getting anywhere
No I haven’t been getting anywhere
And I’m only here
To bring you free love
Let’s make it clear
That this is free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
Hey girl
You’ve got to take this moment
Then let it slip away
Let go complicated feelings
Then there’s no price to pay
We’ve been running for love
We’ve been running for love
And we don’t know what we’re doing here
No we don’t know what we’re doing here
And I’m only here
To bring you free love
Let’s make it clear
That this is free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
4:55 PM
March 03, 2004 COLOURED.
felt so dead this morning...
first time stayed past midnight...
my midnights are onli reserved on fridays n saturdays...
no thanks to the logbook which i have to fill in...
it should be full of details long ago...
a 4week job becomes a 1 hour job...
thank goodness for blog archives...
spent a gd hour plus looking thru old entries...
for hints of wat i did at work previously...
and that means 1 hour non stop listening to ace of base!
whats wrong wif them, they aint crap, they're nice...
but since the songs are ever changing...
next song on da playlist... ace of base again?
listened to slipknot while on the company bus...
i needed that to keep my eyes open...
actually i cant get to sleep...
even though my eyes feel so dead...
i just cant doze off...
happy happy wan to show my supervisor wat i have written in my logbook...
i mean i fill up the pages wif loads of crap...
initially the description page is empty...
from writing one line to writing one whole big paragraph...
but today is not a good day...
the sql server down nia...
whole network down...
and so everyone in the IT department is busy receiving and making calls...
i was fuming that i cant surf the website to rid of my boredom...
and soem bigshots were supposed to be here today...
like sabotage like that, purposely make server down on arrival of VIPs...
onli showed it to him in the afternoon when everything is well...
him wif his usual fake expression and ahguaish behavior...
he passed it to my network admin to give me grade...
she actually requested that it will require 1 working day to process...
wtf, i thought they just scan thru n anyhow grade...
now she needs 1 day to go thru it nia...
this time realli mati liao...
no hidden catch
no strings attached
just free love
"shall we talk?" - hong
10:18 PM
March 02, 2004 COLOURED.
areu obsesse?
for a moment there i thought it was french...
thats how retarded my brain is functioning after work...
all i can see is the recover from disaster documentation...
i redid everything over again today...
i spent about a week doing the first draft...
and will finish the freshly baked piece by tml...
i had no idea what i was putting down for the first piece...
only came to my senses after spending some quality time...
quality time in the toilet shitting and sleeping away...
yea, i slept halfway thru my shitting process...
aint it fun to c shit hanging down there on ur anus...
and going in n out while u breathe in breathe out...
wow, im gay now, shit is giving me anal sex...
alas cant capture this wonderful moment on tape...
and i cant c it properly enuf...
voyeurs need to install some pinhole cameras in men's toilets as well...
preferably comes wif a flashlight so that u can c daylight from that angle...
the onli possible option left is to stuff ur head between ur legs...
but if u managed to do that, i wonder about the spine at ur back...
now we know why there are hunchbacks in this world...
come to think of it, head between legs is pretty amazing...
u can give urself head without anyone helping u at all...
front side, back side = nice orgasmic experience...
1/6 of the year wasted on being sick...
aimed to be sick free for the next 1/6...
so far so good, treated myself to some salt solution on the 29th...
so nearly didnt survived it...
the home remedy for cough is always the salt water...
tried it many times and the end results are the same...
it doesnt help at all, it onli makes it worse...
but i decided to try it on that fateful day...
all becos i have ran out of amoxicillin...
u know that u're in trouble when the length of medication's been increased from 3 to 5 days and u still feel that itchy feeling in ur throat...
same amount of salt, same amount of water...
but this time i choked on it...
choking is no big deal, what happens next is a nuclear reaction...
all of a sudden i felt very uneasy...
then the saliva started coming out...
drooling nonstop like a bulldog...
uncontrollable and unstoppable...
like boa is lying on a bed waving to me in a sultry manner...
but i know what is going to happen...
a volcano is about to erupt from ur stomach...
and then u'll give birth thru ur mouth...
i know im labelled anti-physics in my past...
all becos my hair is antigravitational...
but i dun wan to have an anti-physics stomach...
what goes down should stay down...
i survived the night without any complications...
the real treat is that i feel a lot better...
its like it has subdued the throat...
now its more controllable...
no thanks to the great sacrifices i have made...
been a long time since i ever had a soft drink...
okay, maybe chinese new year...
thats how it neber gets better...
i have been off spices for quite a long time now...
no chilli, nothing sour, no pepper...
and just recently, no chicken...
c i even have to cut off my onli meat source...
i thought the chicken thing is just ppl's senseless thinking...
but even the doctor has confirmed it...
its best to avoid the chicken to aid in the recovery...
watever, as long as im able to survive in the aircon areas without coughing at all, im willing to do anything...
testing my voicebox on eason and recently depeche mode...
going to do more therapy by swimming soon...
its march man, the renovations in bukit batok should be over...
im one who is slow in making decisions...
always pondering and wondering for a long time...
but once i made my decision, i will do it...
after months of persuasion, i was giving in...
decided to take the SAT test for admission to university...
the nagging started way back in November right after my results...
once i have stated im not interested in it...
bombardment coming from all over the corners...
it wasnt the same when i chose poly over jc that time...
sure, they were shocked but too late to do anything...
good thing i did everything low profile...
i didnt told them wat i was going to do...
just said casually i dun wan to go jc b4 my O's...
and while they thought i was busy registering during the period...
i was busy playing smackdown on the newly bought ps then...
so when the registration period's over i told them the truth...
just exactly like the way how i go about my piercings...
mentioned it to my mother many times and she always object...
so i just kept a low profile and did it...
that is wat im gonna do when i go get myself a tattoo in the near future...
only the cost is putting me off at the moment...
and my mother again... to her, tattoo = secret society...
now, i still tink wat i did was right...
i know i wun survive jc life...
my mother dun call me a worm for nothing...
the WORM, do the W-O-R-M on the floor...
wriggling around and lazy to do anything...
she knows me too well to know that im as lazy as a worm...
then why does she want me to go to jc where onli the hardworking will survive...
unless u're some born smart talent which is rare...
guess all parents want their children to do well...
but this time its worse...
they = relatives, family, worst of all -- grandmother!
my uncle was brainwashing me abt how impt university education is...
how my cousin got promoted to captain in the army and now earning $3k+ after just graduating from university, if no university, the pay onli in the low $2k range...
seriously i thought of signing on when i first went to poly...
no school fees, free money every month...
i was willing, my mother wasnt...
she thinks i will cock up and have to compensate...
my 2nd itch at signing on is at my 2nd yr...
when jimmy is also interested...
i need someone to guide as i got no clue at all...
esp that form, i duno how to fill up that form properly...
but he wanted to join navy so that his clothes wun be muddied...
navy wasnt my cup of tea, imagining spend ur life vomitting...
then he was afraid of his grades and hestitated...
in the end we left cmpb without committing anything...
and ended any hopes of joining while still in poly...
my grandmother, not one to interfere in ppl's business...
but when she heard of my decision, she reacted...
first my uncle offered to pay for the fees if that was wat im worried about...
then my grandmother said die die oso must see me thru university...
chinese new year period didnt help matters much...
my mother took the opportunity telling those relatives u onli get to c once in a year about wat i was about to do...
and everyone started frowning upon me and say go study go study...
none of them has any influence on me except for my godmother...
and when the grandmother speaks, theres nth much u can do really...
u feel that u cant let them down when they placed blind faith on u...
my godmother is one of them...
always tink im smart n ace exams wif no problems...
i had a lot of problems, im not like her own son...
rich family but he paid his school fees from scholarships he earned...
how freak is that, waz more, he was an officer during his ns days...
if onli i can be as freak as him...
so after 4 months of dilly dallying...
i decided to take the SAT test...
and just submit my average results to try my luck...
nothing much to applaud about realli...
As, Bs, Cs and onli 1 distinction...
i've calculated and my average is a B...
the rest of ppl applying will all be like average A or high B...
watever, just apply for fun, if canot then thats life...
at least i have something to explain to them...
c, i applied and i cant get in, now leave me alone...
im not interested in studies at all...
but if i do get in, then thats life again...
just try to get thru it...
the only consolation about getting in is that i need not think about the future...
all i have to do is just waste another 3 - 4 years on books...
up til now, i still duno wat i realli wan in future...
no plans, no thoughts, no anything...
i know gers dun like guys who cant visionize their future...
fuck to them then, i think its nicer to die young now...
no need stress about future or anything...
then came the bombshell...
SAT is not compulsory now...
just when i have decided...
now i have to make the choice again...
no SAT = lower chances of getting in...
i mean hey, 75% based on poly results...
onli those who averages A and Distinctions stand a chance...
average B doesnt stand a chance...
but watever, i want to buy time...
i'll see if my average grades can actually get me inside or not...
if cannot, then just have to take the SAT loh...
registration period n confirmation period is not helping me out at all...
hoe good it would realli be if i can be a professional worm after my ns...
government should have some kind of pension for youngsters...
for worms who dun wan to work at all...
then i neednt fret over this senseless thing...
something which isnt supposed to be my path at all...
old path
-pri sch
-sec sch
-jc
-ns
-univeristy
-work
-car
-married
-4kids
-private housing
path i chose or wanted
-pri sch
-sec sch
-poly
-ns
-army slave
-condo (3rm flat sufficient enuf though)
-no kids
-no car
-no work
oh i do pray for something dramatic to realli change my life...
"never again is what u sworn the time before" - hong
10:30 PM
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March 30, 2004 COLOURED.
what is lonely when u're hanging out wif different gers everytime...
what is lonely when everyone is screaming ur name whenever u appear...
some people just dun get it...
either they realli tink they are lonely...
or they're just act pitiful to score...
my mind isnt as complex as them...
so i dun understand wat they r thinking...
i hate traffic jams...
esp when u're taking a cab...
the taxi driver will try to suggest alternative routes...
but u know he is oreadi grinning away at the extra money he has made...
and esp when u're taking the company bus home...
wan to go home early oso canot...
worst case is u're driving ur own car...
i think u'll be cursing much more than ppl wif PMS...
just imagine the time n fuel wasted is enuf to kill someone...
but i love traffic jams in the morning...
it means i can be late for work...
but so far it onli happened once before...
everytime always so early reach there...
the jam on the way home was pretty long...
long enuf for me to think about my future...
i have a 7 year masterplan for me...
usually ppl come out wif 5 year blueprints...
but not my business la, its planned out that way...
hasnt been finalised yet, shall keep my fingers crossed for the moment...
but i have a 2 month plan that will being begin once attachment is done...
the time table's drawn and its about time to begin the countdown...
"dun do it just becos nike says so" - hong
11:14 PM
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finally realised why am i so fascinated with wwe after watching triple h's video...
he tinks the same as i do, as well as the rest of wwe fanatics...
grew up watching wrestlers with those storylines which cheat xiao didis so easily...
i mean i actually believed that shit...
u know i thought undertaker is realli not human...
macho man randy savage was bitten by poisonous snake given as a gift from jake the snake roberts...
and all the fake beatings i thought they were real...
imitating shawn michaels entrance singing "im just a sexy boy"...
the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be bret the hitman hart...
and my fave razor ramon wif that thick gold chain n tooth pick...
going around like a surfer dude and ranting "yo chicko"...
although i start to suspect something is amiss when mankind uses his sock...
how is that supposed to make opponents lose the match wif juz tt sock...
he didnt wear it, its was squeaky clean and so white...
then for no reason, something has changed...
no longer do u c 2 men leaving the match wif no blood...
and then came the chair shots, the tables...
the announcements tables, the steel steps, the ring bell...
the sledgehammer, the 2X4, the trashcan...
everyone was leaving the ring wif faces filled wif blood...
and thats how we grew up, addicted to wrestling...
we all know it was fake by now, yet we're lapping it up...
wrestlers make pretty good inspirations...
broken bones, fractured, spinal cords affected, twists, torn quaps...
yet they dun feel a thing and they always come back for more...
wats a little pain as long as they love doing their job...
and i have tremendous respect for them becos they are dedicated...
most of us would just give up after suffering a minor setback...
which i think we should learn to be like them...
learn how to kiss on ur candy ass n pooo tang pie...
thats y i despise pretty boys...
think they so handsome liao no nd improve le...
then slack slack let the fat grow...
but im impressed with that albirex guy...
u know the ang moh japanese whose face always featured on the new paper...
think they're successful so far is becos they're the only club who train on sundays...
training finish can go play play liao wor...
but that ang moh japanese didnt...
he was at that gym working out...
after training u ought to be worn out n stuff...
but he still can find time to cycle the gym bike...
the other sleague malays n chinese?
most prolly drinking beer, loading on fast food...
and using their beer bellies as tablas to make merry...
now u know why singapore is such a cmi country...
its just excuses when u say u have no time to do own training...
i was oso like this initially...
duno how to find time to run...
but see the date getting closer n closer...
then bo bian forced myself to run on weekdays...
in the end i still have time to do my own things...
just that ppl will start finding excuses not to do things they dread...
i didnt know that the company bus during mornings is actually used by channel u 1...
no wonder their buses all green green 1...
i thought wat ecofriendly environmentalist bus...
i think some ladies are jealous of serene...
they're envious of the fact that she has a toyboy for company and they dun have...
although they neber say la, but i look at their eyes...
all look at serene like want to kill her like that...
and the bus came bloody late today...
so there we stand, watching ppl boarding bus after bus...
end up left 2 of us down there...
look like 2 idiots waiting for something that never comes...
and sucking eva is going to give me stupid job to do again...
thats where i apply wat i have learnt from triple h's philosophy...
they tell u to go for promos, u do it
they tell u to shoot commercials, u do it
they tell u to wrestle even if not at 100%, u do it
they tell u to go for events, u do it
even if u want to have a rest after a hard day, u still have to do it
the one thing which everyone should have is humility...
yea sure ppl will say why u so stupid go n do...
obviously its not ur job still stay quiet n do it...
but thats how ppl earn their respect from others...
if u rebel and say why the fuck should i do this then fine...
damn eva wun come n bother u, n she juz show u a black face when u c her next time...
if u shut up n do it, ppl will notice ur efforts...
u know, gaining sympathy votes from them...
and then i will be under the protection of more influential ppl...
showing humility is actually a good tactic in life...
from there, u can go on to pay back wat others have done to u tenfold...
so for those who have thought i was dumb in the past...
u ought to be aware of wat is going to happen to ur sorry ass...
the comforting thing is that big boss asked me whether i know asp or not...
like wow, the rest all programming idiots or wat, duno html duno asp...
must find me to do 1 loh, network admin was in awe when she saw how i edit webpage...
i guess everyone should know by now that i always use notepad...
simple reason is i have no idea how to use frontpage at all...
think after attachment finish i am going to dl flash n learn how to use it...
and maybe convert my blog to flash style...
see the university projects all use flash as presentation like so professional...
c liao oso gian to do futuristic mode...
but it wasnt that university projects they inspire me...
after all, not they do themselves one, hire ppl from outside to do de...
instead i was awestruck by that donnie darko website...
watched finish liao thought it was just so so...
checked out the website and it got me wanting to watch the movie a second time...
its so damn cheem that i need a walkthrough website found on google...
using that as a guide then i can navigate around manz...
but i was intrigued by the design...
to design students they will c like nothing 1...
for me who cant even draw see liao will WAH...
i would have been so proud of myself...
if i can ever produce 1/10 of that shit!
"wisdom is the downfall of mankind" - hong
10:57 PM
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March 28, 2004 COLOURED.
every sunday morning...
u will always hear the "1, 2. clap, clap" routine...
y the aerobics class no ah mas n aunties 1 har...
always those OL patterns one woR..
and its always bad timing...
cannot see all of them everytime...
unless u tell me wear a leotard go inside n join them...
which i tink i rather die loh...
i cant imagine guys wearing leotards...
skinny guys okay la, still can visualise...
but ask triple h, rock, stone cold, brock lesnar wear leotards...
i tink they rather die than be humiliated...
unless u like to c guys being crushed by weights becos they were distracted by ur legs...
gers shouldnt wear shorts to gym at all...
wear pants is sexy enuf liao, no nd wear shorts...
if must wear shorts neber mind, but y die die must short short pattern 1...
they duno that doing leg extensions n situps = free show for us liao ar?
if i have a gf who goes to gym wif me, die die will force her wear pants...
a pretty lady was lying down beside me lifting her legs up...
i was down there waiting for toy to finish his chest...
so while i was stealing a glance at her face as usual...
my glance soon switched from the face to straight below...
duno why leh, sometimes the moment u c sth different...
u juz zoom straight to the target liao, like auto aim 1...
so there she was exposing herself at a corner...
like wow, for me only, the rest dun knoe about it yet...
and being the selfish person, i didnt tell toy about it...
until she left the place then i told him...
even if i told him she was there, i will die man...
i duno how to whisper carefully 1...
will always end up ppl next to me oso can hear 1...
wait she hear liao how, i die wor...
u always get to c funny ppl at the gym...
lame ppl acting like they're so fit n show off to their newbie frens...
guys full of tattoos acting they can be better than me...
sorri, im oreadi on a 40 on the free bar...
wan to be better than me, pls eat more first...
instead of wearing sleeveless showing skinny arms...
its bloody gross, look like gers' arms like tt loh...
and today's the first time i ever c someone hitting a 100...
on each side, so tt guy is carrying 200kg...
even that bar both sides is slanting...
wah lanz, c liao so scary...
but i guess tts wat guys are all about...
all wan to outdo one another...
the heavier u take, the more attention u attract...
everyone's eyes were on him when he was doing it...
but he was struggling leh, trying so hard to get it back up...
wan to hao lian its fine wif me, but at ur own expense loh...
back break is none of our business leh...
father go his side sweep wood early in the morning...
mother go malaysia to her side sweep wood early in the morning...
sister go bf house sweep floor since yesterday...
me no need sweep floor becos i am da lao ban, the big boss...
i go gym, tok cock, bio gers, let gers bio can le...
the last option i never c b4 leh, who cares...
go home see still no one at home...
and no lunch, hungry like sai...
i tink im the onli one daring enuf...
to walk across 2 roads to eat at tt coffeeshop...
all the while without wearing any underwear...
i guess if jay chou can do it, so can i...
as well as all the malays who parade ard in sarongs...
if exposed liao then exposed loh, like ppl bother to c like tt...
onli gers exposed then ppl interested 1...
later i learnt that actually my father has returned home...
he brought the wrong keys and i locked the door while i was out...
usually its parents who lock children out...
for my case, i always set the standards... =)
"What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie
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it was just another usual morning...
seeing that beefed up guy on the bus...
seeing that lian wearing OL clothes on the bus...
seeing that ger always wear spaghettis even though its morning and its bloody cold...
waiting for the company bus...
seeing that ger who dressed up like a guy yet has the female aura...
greeted by the fruity scent n smile of who else...
but today was special...
becos a familiar face popped by...
i thought i saw adam but i couldnt be sure...
his looks still the same but his build different liao...
double his size while he was still in sec sch leh...
to tink that i thought his friendster pic was deceiving...
he neber wear any sleeveless but its obvious juz by looking at his forearms...
damn crazy, how come can become so big in such a short time i oso duno...
anyway as i was saying, i wasnt sure if it was him...
the only thing to confirm is to keep looking at him...
until he notices you, then c his expression...
if he smile smile, or u know like move the head a bit...
u know its someone u know liao la...
but sometimes u c the person got reaction ar...
then talk talk end up not related in any way at all...
this type is like uchu type like that...
never related but can act like got know each other b4...
which is one of the tactics guys do to tackle gers they dunno 1...
i have made an important discovery after experimenting wif shit...
u dun nd to eat fruits to aid in ur digestion after all...
my parents always scold me say never eat fruits then how u shit...
but the fact is i can stay in my office toilet n i can actually shit...
just pull my pants n underwear down...
sit on the toilet bowl for say 15 minutes n more...
then shit starts to come out for no apparent reason...
talking about being the shit maker...
this doesnt happen just once...
it has been going on ever since i wanted to take a quick nap in the toilet...
then comes the funny part...
i couldnt flush it down...
instead the water level is rising...
it wasnt sucking anything inside woR...
as it rises, i was praying dun overflow dun overflow...
lucky it stop just at the right time...
so there it is, the shit resides at the bottom of the seabed...
after twirling around for about 20 seconds when the water rise...
n it didnt lose its shape at all, u can c how tough my shit can be...
aiya, like man, like shit... shit's hard, the man's hard too...
i tink i can even pick it up and slap ppl wif it like banana woR...
needless to say, there goes my toilet break for the day...
"everybody be cool, u be cool" - hong
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for the poor citizens of mother Earth who duno wat is Singapore
Location
Region
Southeast Asia
Neighbours
An independent city-state on the southern tip of the Malay Peninsula, Singapore is comprised of one major island—Singapore Island—and more than 50 adjacent islets. The narrow Johore Strait separates Singapore Island from Malaysia on the north. On the south, Singapore Strait, an important shipping channel, separates the island from the Riau Islands of Indonesia.
Area
648 square kilometres (250 square miles)
Size Comparison
About one-ninth the size of Brunei
Topography
Low-lying Singapore has no prominent relief features. A central area of hills rises to a maximum elevation of 176 metres (577 feet). Coral reefs are found in some coastal areas, and many short streams drain the island.
Climate
Singapore has a wet tropical climate, with an average annual temperature of 27°C (81°F). The average annual rainfall is 2,400 millimetres (95 inches); the wettest months are November, December, and January.
Environmental Issues
Singapore's environmental challenges stem from its rapid growth and urbanization. The problems are compounded by the country's small size and high population density. Air pollution, traffic congestion, and noise from motor vehicles have become serious problems. The government has been successful with its strict policies on the use of personal transport, but the country's carbon dioxide emissions per capita are still considerably higher than in many surrounding countries—21.60 (1996) metric tons of carbon dioxide per capita, compared to 5.60 metric tons per capita in Malaysia and 1.20 metric tons per capita in Indonesia. Industrial pollution from oil refineries and manufacturing industries has increased as the result of rapid urban growth near industrial operations and a shortage of land for industrial waste disposal. The industrial sector is an integral part of the nation's economy, accounting for 35.2 per cent (1998) of the gross domestic product (GDP).
Singapore has a high population density, and most of the people reside in the country's extremely concentrated urban area. Because of this, local human impact on the environment is pronounced. The Family Planning and Population Board, established by the government in 1966, was originally responsible for providing education and clinical services aimed at lowering Singapore's growth rate. The government also provided incentives for families that limited their growth. Within less than two decades, however, the government became concerned with the social effects of the low birth rates resulting from the earlier policies, and instead began promoting large families.
Singapore has limited natural freshwater resources, and the government has launched an intensive project to improve the Singapore River. It has also planted millions of trees in an effort to improve the environment. Forests account for 6.6 per cent (1995) of the land area in this highly urbanized country. Land protected in parks and other reserves account for 4.4 per cent (1997) of Singapore's total land area.
Created in 1972, Singapore's Ministry of the Environment is responsible for protecting and enhancing Singapore's environment and for tackling the country's public health issues. It has helped draft important policies and strategies for conservation, education, clean industrial practices, and noise control.
Singapore is party to international agreements to protect biodiversity, endangered species, and the ozone layer. It has also signed agreements related to ship pollution and hazardous wastes.
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hmm, thinks its best to leave ur privates as smelly as possible to stay free of cancer...
as well as ur armpits...
I Don't Wan't To Talc About It
DATE: 1997-07-01
But I must. A new study at the Queensland Institute of Medical Research has found a
strong link between women's use of talcum powder in the genital area and ovarian
cancer. Dr Adele Green found a 30% increase in the risk of developing cancer for
women who used talc and vaginal deodorant sprays.
Talc has also been linked to respiratory problem in newborn babies, leading to the
introduction of 'organic' alternative made of corn starch.
[Green, A., American Journal of Epidemiology]
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Chemicals in deodorants raise concerns
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DATE: 2004-01-11
A recent British study has shown that chemicals from underarm deodorants and
some cosmetics can accumulate in the body. These chemicals, which the researchers have shown to be from a group called parabens, have also appeared in traces of tissue taken from women with breast cancer.
Tissue samples were taken from 20 tumours removed from women and tested by Dr
Philippa Darbre and colleagues at the University of Reading. Parabens were evident in all the samples.
The cosmetic industry insists these chemicals have a very good safety record
and are approved by regulators. This is the first time it has been shown that such chemicals, which are applied to the skin, do in fact accumulate in body tissue.
Accumulation of parabens in tissue may be of concern, as have been shown to
mimic the action of oestrogens and could increase the rate of growth of
tumours.
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anomalic!
a big reason why u should take antidepressants!
Spontaneous Cure for Depression
DATE: 1997-07-01
The taking of the antidepressant clomipramine (Anafranil) has lead to spontaneous
orgasm in some 5% of users. Orgasm occurs each time the patient yawns. Such reports,
particularly when arising from the Internet, are generally passed off as a new Urban
Myth in the ChemWatch office (although in this case a particularly thought provoking
one). This report, however, cites its origin as the Canadian Journal of Psychiatry. One female patient enjoyed the side effects so much she asked to be allowed to continue treatment although her depression was cured. In a new twist on an old white lie she found that she could experience climax even from 'faking' a yawn. A male patient countered the awkward hygiene aspects of the side effect by wearing a condom all day. The same effect has been noted for Prozac, one of the most frequently prescribed anti-depressants. There seems to be no link between spontaneous orgasm and the drugs' antidepressant qualities, as orgasm is generally inhibited by these drugs.
ChemWatch notes that 95% of users will just have to achieve their side effects the
hard way.
[NewScientist, 2 September 1995]
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old news but yikes, i didnt knoe about it!
DATE: 1997-07-01
The noodle soup served in northern Thailand has traditionally been seasoned with
marijuana.Presumably this is not so much a flavour enhancer as an entire experience
enhancer. Oddly, thispractice has been declared illegal. Still, you can drink as
much alcohol as you can take so that'sOK then.
Much worse are reports of the use of formaldehyde to preserve vegetables. Very
effective in atropical climate, but you might need some extra marijuana to mask the
aftertaste.
[AFP]
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March 24, 2004 COLOURED.
theres nothing much the colleagues can tink of to chat me up...
always asking working until when, like cant wait for me to scram...
either that or ask when im enlisted, like im some punk who deserves some punishment...
if ppl think im some weak n sickly kid, their eyes must have grown stamps...
they could have mentioned sth like i know what u did at the toilet...
or see u in my room after 6...
or i see no up you, come challenge...
or hey cutie pie, wanna go for a ride...
or u look so blur that i cant take my eyes off u...
or i caught u looking down my blouse, wan to see tell me n i will show u...
or i caught u falling asleep on the table, wanna try some exciting things to stay awake?
u know stuff like that...
so what if its lewd...
it catches ur attention and thats all it matters...
anyway its fun to c ppl being caught offguard...
i mean ppl will wow when a ger comes up to u and say she's hot...
i think my supervisor knows im sick of him...
i no longer respond to him liao...
always give me shit work to do...
always ask me stupid questions...
at least my network admin gives me better things...
lunchtime eating always ask me why i so quiet head down eating away...
sorry la, my frequency is different from them...
always talking about cars, office things, n boring gossip...
i will onli participate if its something thats of my interest...
i mean which one of them listens to rock music...
which one supports man utd instead of lousy liverpool...
which one loves to tok abt sex...
and anyway, my mother always say meal times u canot talk...
so its better to shut the fuck up...
maybe i shouldnt have gone out wif them for meals anymore...
my cough is getting beter n beter by the day...
thanks to some unknown liquid my sister gave me...
it taste like chocolate vanilla drink...
today was the first time i ate fast food for the year...
sickening, want to recover liao then have to drink ice water...
soemore yesterday my mother cooked chicken...
eat some of it n throat started to feel the same itchy feeling liao...
quite a number of OCS n ppl from school of armor eating BK at Singapore Disovery Centre there...
school of armor ppl all bloody big sized...
OCS, their legs like woaH, elephant legs...
knn so damn thick like rugby player size like that...
continued cramping my legs today...
increased to 3.2 but cant get to 4km...
not enuf motivation n i was going way too slow...
ended up like cripple walking home...
everyday i cant help but look at her...
she is like malena to me...
and i m that small boy who is bewitched by her beauty...
not beauty, duno how to say, she has that attraction...
sometimes we even wear qing lu zhuang woR...
the dark blue shirt n the dark blue blouse...
r all customer service ppl hu li jings???
but at least she is the onli person outside of IT department to tok to me...
some got tok to, but they are guys and different...
they good leh, give me things to do instead of asking network admin...
lol, gd give me a chance to prove my worth...
those office ppl dun like to give me chance 1...
like i will make spoil their things like that...
"i fly so far away justto get away from u" - hong
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the reason why IT support administrators ever have their jobs...
is due to the fact that so many people duno how to use a computer...
beening thrown into the work environment is a real eye-opener...
90% of problems stem from the fact ppl are totally ignorant...
10% is well, those very troublesome things which requires technical service...
so many times, asking why i cannot log in...
why no power, why monitor no screen...
becos u never switch the power supply on wat...
becos the cable let u kick kick kick until come out liao mah...
dumb dumb dumb workers who know nothing except to gossip...
and yakkety yak yakkety yak so loud...
but its alright la, becos the dumb ones creates the existence of IT support...
without them, we would have been jobless...
so keep on being dumb, keep on being blonde...
hope all the hydroperoxide is doing u good...
suck it up all the intelligence and IQ...
and a user is happy wif me becos i have solved his problems...
even my network admin is happy becos she doesnt know how to solve it...
and everyone has tried and failed to get it done...
so there came the intern by the name of francis who gets the job done...
and there he is, in the space of 2 days he came to save the world from destruction...
got rid of the spyware by deleting the entire registry key...
norton antivirus sometimes is so dumb...
delete liao but restart it will appear again...
luckily i have been well versed in registry values...
ever since that assholey msblast worm...
its actually a good thing u know...
like wat bryant said b4, u have to tio a virus at least once...
then u know how to act accordingly...
like u neber tio b4, u duno how it is like, how it works...
then tio liao duno how to settle, will run around panicking...
that was nothing, the more intriguing thing is his numlock function...
normal keyboards we dun bother about leaving numlock on or off...
but for notebook it is a must to set numlock to off...
otherwise the letters will become numbers and it gets rather annoying...
his one damn special case, everytime log in numlock will always be on...
the solution actually quite simple, which i duno why the previous ppl duno how to do...
i thought im oreadi quite dumb n retarded abit in my thinking...
seems like there are others who lack some common sense n logic...
and i think ppl ought to know how to get rid of evidence...
esp when they leave their pc at the hands of a stranger...
please please know how to remove temp. internet files...
i saw quite a lot of porno pictures left over in his temp internet files...
so there i was viewing a porno slideshow at my workplace...
so that was the good stuff he said he would reward me if i get the job done...
i thought of telling him about it and educating him on how to surf porn n not get caught...
i mean he in his early 30s still look at porn nia...
i thoguht onli teenagers curious then will go see...
by mid 20s will be sian of porno totally...
which then brings me to the next evil thought...
i wonder what will i find on female's desktops...
i swear if i ever find porn on any of their folders...
i am going to rub my chin and give them the ticopek look...
it will serve as a warning to them n who knows, they may get high...
"we should agree to disagree" - hong
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March 22, 2004 COLOURED.
a typical scene of ppl rushing to catch the bus...
DOINK, DOINK, DOINK...
BOINK, BOINK ,BOINK...
BOUNCE, BOUNCE, BOUNCE...
JIGGLY, JIGGLY, JIGGLY...
UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN...
WOBBLE, WOBBLE, WOBBLE...
if u're thinking im referring to the chest, u must be kidding...
singaporeans arnt top heavy at all...
even though i have spotted quite a number during lunchtime...
seems like silicone is getting popular here...
actually im referring to the stomach...
the truth is out there for all to see...
weak and unfit, beer bellies, flabby arms...
like that singapore where got future...
sometimes when u step into a gym...
and notice how ppl are trying to outmuscle one another...
flexing biceps at the mirror...
lifting shirts to show stomach muscles...
just to prove who's the man...
and yet u dun find a single beer belly...
becos they arnt at the mirror section...
they're busy cycling n running...
i think doing situps has no future for ur stomach at all...
i have stopped doing it for ages and it still looks the same...
why bother giving ur stomach so much stress...
let it work wat it has to do to ur body...
let it digest ur food properly instead of taking unnecessary strain...
mark this day, cos this day is when i begin my countdown...
not to the end of attachment, there's still 7 weeks to go...
its the napfa on the 15th...
and today is the day where endurance has been brought to a new level...
my running sucks big time, finish 2.4 cant continue liao...
and legs so wobbly i have problems walking home...
but i still have 3 weeks, and thats all it matters...
every single morning...
the moment i smell that fruity perfume scent...
i know she must be near me...
and then that smile n greet...
after that its her adjusting her shirt...
n the twirling n pulling of her hair...
jeez jeez jeez, how does a late 20s/early 30s behave like late 10s...
if gers are wondering what attracts men...
i think they should learn from serene...
the ultimate guide to seduction without speaking a single word...
i mean not many gers can get ppl hooked wif so-so looks...
she must have learned some secrets from the fox spirit...
i hate to say it but its the sad truth...
u have to bootlick ur way to an A...
these few days i have been opening up more in office...
maybe i am more used to them liao in a way...
and the results show in the logbook...
instead of the usual Bs, its A for last week...
im doing the same old thing week in week out...
yet i onli get a better grade when i open my mouth...
what is this, im doing something for the society leh...
coughing canot anihow talk one, wait spread to others how...
i find it surprising that it took me so long to know a person...
i always have this impression and then it stays...
but time n time again he neber fails to shock...
n thats when i think why did i ever end up having a friend like him...
if i have known he was like this, i would have slapped him...
but i guess to each his own, we have our own world...
always wondered why everyone around me is changing...
i found out that they arnt changing...
they're still the same after all these years...
the one who has changed is me...
not as in being more easy to talk to...
my mentality has evolved...
no longer just content to be in the middle...
and admire how the pros so li hai...
i wan to be up there...
i wan to be one of them...
"beat me to the ground? i will see u screaming" - hong
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March 21, 2004 COLOURED.
cut my finger wif a scissors on friday...
reminds me of my past where i experiment using a kitchen knife to cut my finger...
that kitchen knife cut isnt that deep...
the moment i saw blood i got scared and quickly put back the knife...
this time the scissors tore thru my flesh...
numb for a moment and blood started flowing out like tap water soon after...
quickly headed to the toilet to wash the wound...
my blood was still dripping on the floor like some murder case...
let the water run thru the wound n thats when the pain starts seeping in...
apply direct pressure liao still wun stop flowing nia...
have to resort to elevation but still same thing...
in the end i have to go seek help from network admin...
she brought me to the pantry go take the first aid kit...
everything oso have, but no plaster...
and she was panicking when she saw the amount of blood splurting out...
keep asking pain or not pain or not...
i think my past has oreadi trained me to take this type of pain...
i small kid that time duno fall down how many times...
scrapped my skin on countless occasions...
basically becos i play catching in pri sch too much...
and most of the time i didnt watch where i was going...
added the fact that my legs were too weak for my body...
the worst case has to be the soccer game during npcc days...
that bloody puddle of water is the cause of my demise...
slipped on it and i skidded like a ferrari out of control...
my groin region was affected by that, scrapping quite some amount of skin...
ended up walking like someone who had his balls kicked...
even worse is its not the end of training yet...
and have to change to the long pants...
luckily the instructor was oso there playing...
so i was excused for any mistake during the drill session...
my supervisor thought why so much fuss over a small thing...
obviously he didnt look at how deep i have cut myself...
lets say the thumb has a convex surface right...
i cut until got concave surface liao...
then i suddenly thought of BoA...
how nice it will be if she was there dressing my wound...
instead of my network admin blowing at my thumb...
although its gd la, gers blowing...
but i would refer daphne seriously...
having a plastered thumb doesnt get u far in life...
getting far in life = swimming...
and the whole weekend is ruined...
i didnt go to c the doctor as well...
cos i think the pi pa gao is doing quite well for me...
and i aint going for the class outing...
nothing better to do go suggest eat at kenny rogers...
not that i like to put aeroplanes or fly kites...
sometimes their timing so funny 1...
hu wants to eat at such weird times...
its neither lunch nor dinner...
and having it on sunday is the worse mistake ever...
migt as well friday or saturday...
still go hold it on sunday...
then happy happy dun wan go home...
monday go work will so sian...
"flying high, in the summer sky, flying high" - hong
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March 17, 2004 COLOURED.
u dun need to go live in some deserted island with 15 strangers to play survivor...
just get a job and u know the rules of the game are roughly the same...
outwit, outplay and outlast everyone of them to be the sole survivor...
im always hearing about backstabbing here and there...
on this side, on that side, forming alliances...
i have realised how important i am in the game...
my vote will make or break someone's career...
always listening to the right things at the right time...
gathering information from both parties...
they should thank me for not revealing what they have said...
im the peacekeeper between india and pakistan...
anyway if i go tell on somebody, it would be less fun...
no more surprising news would be heard of anymore...
like the fact that almost no one likes my supervisor...
amazing man, face to face they all like normal normal...
then on different bus ar, one person say 1 thing about him...
then the rest started contributing abt what a shit person he is...
to tink that i thought i was the only person who cant stand his ah gua-ness...
and oso the double standards of travelling...
the hassle just to save money yet others can fly on business class...
he was very unhappy but he onli voiced out to the selected few...
still can act like nothing happen while toking to the business class flier...
so i guess not talking to anyone at all is a pretty good idea...
they cant find any fault at you, and boss wun show any favouritism...
of cos u will end up as juz a normal worker and nothing else outstanding to show...
but it sure beats licking the asses and having to constantly look over ur back...
being quiet the most they will say u r dao or wat...
and will attempt to do things to make u talk...
trying to get u to say something wrong so they have chance to complain...
i can finally talk to someone in the company with no problems liao...
how long did i take, 10 weeks, 50 days...
quite long la, but to me it is some achievement...
im telling the truth, it is someone...
not many ppl, onli 1 person...
and its not my supervisor...
solli loh, i dun look up to ah guas 1...
sometimes i feel like telling him how to be more man...
stop his gentle voice, stop the way he walks...
most important is to show us what he can do...
im shocked at the number of times he has to rely on my network admin...
whenever she's on leave and got problem ar...
he will always come find me and ask me she got teach me this n that or not...
i tell him i duno then he bloody stress becos he oso dunno...
seriously i duno what he is good in, never see him doing significant things...
unless u count checking email, almost everyone is using lotus notes like friendster like tt...
since when email is so important, last time i at sp oso dun bother to open lotus nia...
im near to getting a 2nd person to communicate liao...
more interesting is that we onli talked for about 3 days?
this is wat happen when 2 guys are left isolated in a room la...
not man and woman in the same room so of cos canot sex loh...
next best thing is to talk crap...
similarity between the 2 persons is that they're malaysians..
dunno why but they always seem so warm...
my mother oso, now singaporean liao but she has no problems talking to neighbours who just moved in...
think becos they got so many siblings back home they know how to communicate...
not onli malaysians in the company...
this company like united nations like that...
germans, spaniards, british, china, malaysian, singaporean, philippines, indonesian, taiwan...
the most memorable thing that stuck in my mind has to be the lunch...
i was amazed at how a chinaman can communicate wif a german...
i dun understand wat the chinaman is speaking...
i dun understand wat the german is speaking either...
yet they know what each other is talking...
like some morse code which strangers wun understand...
unless they have the deciphering tools...
some ppl obviously think that interns are there to be scolded...
one was so enraged that he scold wat i oso catch no balls...
the computer duno why everytime restart restart for no reason...
he cursed and rant at the IT department...
saying if we dun fix this then will strangle all of us...
ya rite, his hands arnt big enuf to surround my thick neck...
and most prolly he will be knees down groaning when i give him a low blow...
so boliao, small case make it sound until like catastrophe like that...
if u stressed then fine la, wat for vent ur anger on us...
we stress we go vent on hu, find the manager to complain ar...
or grab someone's breasts as stress balls izit...
my network admin oso another one who will lose her temper when stressed...
always going "aiyer" out of frustation when things dun go her way...
i think she's oso pissed that i wasnt fed up at all...
u know like bad things have happened, and im still that stoned face...
like i dun care abt the good or bad things like that...
of cos im concerned la, but losing ur temper is onli going to make things worse...
ppl, never bother using their brains...
onli use on fantasizing about having affairs wif so n so...
wanting the manager to hire the new accountant must be handsome...
the gers keep complaining company no shuai ge, tuas no shuai ge...
like wtf, they are married liao still wan to see shuai ge...
wan the shuai ge to lure them to bed, to have affairs...
and pls loh, they are no chiobu at all, still c wat shuai ge...
come to think of it, i wish daphne stop her kuching work and come back here...
even though her voice a bit the weird, but i dun mind it...
at least better than facing the usual bitches...
i think i am special...
only i wear formal attire without a belt for 2 straight weeks...
only i wear white shorts beneath the pants...
only i neber comb my hair when going to work...
only i wear plastic frame specs to work...
only i stay in the toilet sleeping...
only i didnt eat a single thing in the pantry throughout...
only i am the only guy who tucks out his shirt on casual fridays...
"every second slows u from falling down" - hong
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March 14, 2004 COLOURED.
the thing i saw in the morning was the message left behind...
toy was having fever and will not be going gym...
which suits me quite well since im coughing again...
actually i was well on my way to recovery...
but then too bad la, i did something stupid...
u know la, those in a moment of folly things...
never wear protection then end up creating new life...
if i have known, i shouldnt have drank that iced water...
my mother brought me to c some TCM doctor...
becos he cured my mother and she tinks he can do the same to me...
traditional chinese medicine...
wif all the needles and bamboos...
they dun have stethoscope fetish over there...
they prefer to use their hands to feel ur pulse...
and its realli something when they can tell wat u r suffering from just by doing that...
and so he presented me wif 2 big bottles of solution duno mixed wif wat...
TCM, what else do they put in...
tiger penises, sheep's eyeballs, buffaloe's testicles, cat's whiskers...
its like u're playing fear factor without looking at the items...
everything becomes powder form so u wouldnt tink anything of it...
honestly i duno how good is tcm...
given that it onli makes my condition worse...
i know, i tried it before...
taking the bus home like taking a christian bus like that...
so many just finished their service and boarding the bus...
have no idea who do they like to get up so early in the morning...
to hear the praise e the lord hallelujah...
the dumb kid was singing it loud n repeatedly...
gosh, wat did those ppl do to innocent kids man...
"the only god is me, therefore im satanic" - hong
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the reasons why ppl aspire to be doctors...
01. money money money
02. cleanliness freak
03. dettol freak
04. disinfectant freak
05. the uniform
06. the nurses
07. the nurses' uniforms
08. the stripping of clothes
09. patients entrust their bodies to u
10. the stethoscope
11. fame n popularity
12. ichi the killer wannabe
13. adrendaline rush when cutting up bodies
14. inserting 1 metre long stick thru rectum
15. inserting 1 metre long stick thru throat
16. poking of needles to tender skin
17. pulling arteries like piaking bra straps
18. dropping scissors into bodies as souvenirs b4 sewing
for all the reasons listed above, u never saw that one important trait they ought to have...
that is their dedication to save lives and be real-life god...
isnt this supposed to be the reason why they want to be doctors?
the reason why some ppl rather suffer n die...
than go to a hospital for surgery is becos of the exorbitant fees...
either u pay me n i treat u...
or u pay me half i treat u half...
or no money no treatment...
its weird dun u tink...
they dun wan to treat normal ppl...
they onli treat rich ppl and those poor ppl...
ya, poor ppl get treated quite well...
wonder why normal ppl are ignored?
becos they dun generate much publicity...
if they treat poor ppl, the newspapers will start raving...
and do very very nice write-ups on the hospital...
the most fucked up thing is when foreigners come over for treatment...
all come wailing wif their sad stories, about how poor they are...
and how they badly need surgery so they can be normal again...
i dun c why they are so pitiful...
they bloody come here by plane on wat? business class?
sponsored by their countries...
come over here, go for press interviews...
then the nation starts to pour money into their "poor" pockets...
like wat, come here for first class treatment...
and its bloody free...
recovered liao and thank you thank you then wat...
fly back to their country on business class...
and sponsored by some other shit companies...
who actually believed they are pitiful...
bloody evil ppl, so gd at manipulating the public...
and the public dun see them as freeloaders...
no, they treat them like some VIPs...
wat about the locals man...
no money, u wan to ask for press interviews the newspapers boss will tink u are crazy...
u go hospital hope to get treatment first and tok abt payment later...
the surgeons will say no, u must pay first then we treat u...
hey, why the double standards when the sick freaks from overseas came...
no nd pay first, treat liao then say is wat the doctors assure them...
like normal ppl isnt gd enuf...
in between the poor n the rich, they make sure u will pay...
try asking for donations, ppl accuse u of freeloading...
i should disguise myself as some third country citizen...
then i can get free lasik treatment man...
if u're pitiful, stay in ur lousy country and just die...
if i ever see any more siamese twins stepping onto our shores...
i swear im gonna take a chainsaw and saw it off...
why waste it on treatment when they still die in the end...
chainsaw is fast, smooth, hassle-free and pretty efficient...
they ought to start free medical services for the people...
i never forget the comments my father's cousin's husband who is a doctor...
he asked me why i go and enlarge my holes...
i told him so that it wun closed back when i finished my ns...
he said that what for when ear piercing is so cheap...
u see, $30 to them is like nothing at all...
just like comparing hardware prices...
my fren say wat for, its just a small difference of dollars...
we may tink that way, but why we always avoid those flagdays...
they are just asking for 10 cents yet we run away like see ghost like tt...
difference of hardware prices ranges from $2 onwards...
u see, we dun mind giving $2 extra when we cringe at the thought of giving up 10 cents...
its even worse when it comes to pricier items...
like houses...
100k, 110k to them like no difference like that...
but hello!, its 10k difference loh...
u can donate on flag day 100k times loh...
10k can buy so many things u know...
so next time bargain must bargain down to the nearest dollar...
like from 110k to 108k, u have saved urself $2000...
which is the rough equivalent of a month's pay...
"fucking fucking fucking makes the world feels round" - hong
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March 13, 2004 COLOURED.
my proudest work to date...
even though it doesnt look that good...
im satisfied... becos i started from scratch...
no templates to rely upon at all...
steal a lot of java codes ard though... :D
and its now www.honggy-ism.tk
down wif the lousy blogger name!
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March 11, 2004 COLOURED.
u have to be amazed at how many microsoft cds we have in the company...
when the new licenses arrive... there was 4 big fedex boxes for us...
fully loaded with goodies and yummies...
u c like so many u oso gian...
but in actual fact, most of the cds are pretty redundant...
a lot of them are really useless or seldom used at all...
the onli ones we want is the win server 2003...
as well as sql server 2003 n sms...
not forgetting office 2003 too...
being handed the task of sorting them out...
according to their respective languages and programs...
i lay the cds out on the table like a seasoned pirated cd pedlar...
everyone was telling me how dare i sell my porno stuff here...
i was happy, becos i have something to do...
and this is apparently going to take hours to finish...
at least better than trying to stay awake...
happy happy do halfway then supervisor told me to follow richard...
i oso duno do wat, blur blur follow him...
at first thought onli go downstairs help him do something...
then he told me to wait outside i become more blur liao...
hes going to bring me out!
whoopEEe! i have just received a escape from jail card...
too bad my joy was short-lived...
after just 10 minutes of joyride, my network admin called him...
ooh, she's coming along... great, then i need not worry about failure...
then she called again and broke the news to me...
i cant go out and demanded that i stay at the company...
i have no explanation as to why im not allowed to go out...
in the end i was back to selling my porn cds and packing them nicely...
my supervisor questioned me after wondering how come i so fast come back...
he said i should be allowed to go and try out...
but whatever, the car's gone...
i got very pissed when i found out that they're heading to bedok...
wtf, bedok man, so far away...
1 hour journey back n forth, wif 1 hour lunch break...
add to that goodness-knows-wat-time-u-finish-doing-ur-thing-down-there...
its the equivalent of working half day instead of a full day man...
if she wan to eat snake then never mind la, at least take me along mah...
so selfish go eat snake all by herself 1...
the only comforting thing is when i look at my logbook...
i mean what can i say man...
graded A for my conduct in sleeping peacefully in toilets without disturbing ppl while they shit...
grade A for my performance in closing this aircon, opening that aircon twice a day...
it takes a skilled man to do this rather difficult task reasonably well...
anyway, im grateful for the grades...
not every week la, most of it is Bs...
just happy that there's no single C...
even though i didnt converse with them or get along well...
maybe i have to thank the previous student...
according to her, he didnt realli do quite well...
if he duno how to do, he oso neber ask...
and he neber request for any work...
actually i oso la, but i will ask if i duno how to do...
request for work is just to put up an act one...
mostly becos i near verge of boredom then i go request...
in the meanwhile, i tink it will take sometime to get my new site done...
i was supposed to move it to cunninglinguists.co.uk domain one...
happy happy tink its free then its onli free for uk residents...
wtf, nationalitist sia...
busy sourcing for new template...
or even better, no template at all...
start from scratch seems nice...
but i dun have the damn time...
"honggyis.verycute.co.uk" - hong
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March 10, 2004 COLOURED.
i always thought u onli get to see such things on tv...
little did i wonder it will happen to ppl whom i know...
my uncle and my grandmother kena admitted to the hospital on monday...
apparently they were down wif dengue fever...
rather surprisingly that we were onli informed today...
when my grandfather call up to tell us the news...
u know like so late then tell us...
like we're not relatives like that...
i oso duno abt their current condition...
should be alright la, given the late call...
if too serious will call earlier 1...
but wif dengue fever, u never know...
im not worried or praying for their speedy recovery...
im more anxious about when can i stop waking up so early in the morning...
as u can see, i dun care much about ppl's lives n deaths...
if relatives i oso bo hiew liao, wat can u say abt me treating friends...
i mean who actually care when i was coughing my stomach inside out...
they always think that i never listen to instructions...
my mouth too itchy go eat this eat there thats why canot recover...
no one understands wat is realli going on until they have experienced it themselves...
they tink its juz some normal cough when u are sick and stuff...
my mother has stopped scolding me about me anyhow eating after she caught it as well...
u know, the cough that just wun go away...
normal cough syrup dun work at all, u need sth way more potent than that...
and everyone in the company is berating my network admin for coughing...
talking about spreading of dieases and reducing productivity and bullshit...
she has been coughing since chinese new year?
around the same time my cough came back loh, along wif my supervisor as well...
the problem? blame it on the air conditioner...
i swear i will never use one at home at all...
grown up wif fans and natural winds...
stop breathing in dead air and enjoy the farts...
i believe that grim reaper will come visiting when its time...
u know when ppl have the price is right, this one is the time is ripe...
everyone has a certain lifespan to live...
once u reach that level, its time for u to be voted out of this world...
no jury, no tribal council, no sole survivor...
i will tell the decreased's relatives that he was supposed to go...
if only his relatives have some common sense to listen to me that is...
instead of swearing at me for cursing their beloved...
just imagine...
u always wanted to do something so badly, yet u didnt do it...
then one fine day, u just did it without hestitating one single bit...
why? beats me, the timing is just right i guess...
i never imagine myself being able to swim...
i thought i will onli pick up swimming when i go to ns...
and that is becos it was a forced decision...
yet for no reason i went to a swimming pool by myself one day...
and then i started observing ppl swimming...
the rest is of cos history...
just like a couple being together for more than 10 years...
compare that to another couple who have been together for only like 1 month...
and both of them decided to propose to their respective gfs...
i wouldnt say that the 1 month guy did it wif a rush of blood...
or that the 10 yr guy is a retard slow thinker...
to them, they feel that its time to take action...
everything is just a question of time...
forget abt pitying the boy who commit suicide over a stupid incident...
teacher found out about relationship...
dragged guy n ger to office...
want to go tell their parents about it...
guy run off go jump down building...
ppl who suicide are such fucked up ppl...
they tink its the end...
no more worries and happy happy go c ppl showering without anyone noticing...
i onli believe in spirits when they allow us to go c ppl bathing...
then im more than happy to go die as well...
otherwise, i dun believe in the supernatural...
suicide means being released from this big bad world...
no more nagging from parents...
no more complaints of how much of a burden u are to ppl who know u...
but they duno how those ard him still living are feeling...
parents cry over loss, feel that they are to blame...
wishing they didnt treat him so bad while he was still alive...
just to end one's misery created many new miseries...
its not worth it at all...
unless u want to be remembered forever...
and that u are jus too selfish and irresponsible...
scared of mother but not scared of death...
what does this implies...
mother is even scarier than death?
i dun tink anyone has any right to end his life...
those handicapped and elderly are excused though...
the old needs to get some excerise and find some cure for their frail bones...
the handicapped just cant stand the sight of seeing normal ppl lamenting about hoe fat they look, ho butt ugly they look, they are oreadi so worse off liao, yet these normal ppl kaobei kaobu so much, might as well end their lives...
i always feel content whenever i tink of disabled ppl...
so wat if im butt ugly...
at least im still normal...
4 limbs, 5 senses still intact...
im contented...
"the sweetness of death post" - hong
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under reconstruction
i thought im happy wif the current template...
well guess wat, i am greedy!
will be adding more things soon...
preferably on weekends... =X
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March 08, 2004 COLOURED.
a movie a day keeps neopets away
words of wisdom from the chicken himself...
i tried and failed rather miserably...
devoting 2 hours of my time on movies = no time left for anything...
no time for blogging, no time for tv serials...
if only channel u can come up with boring dramas...
all the period shows is getting me hooked...
slept late last night becos of an unexpected visitor...
long lost fren by the name of strawberi came visiting...
not i found her 1, she managed to find me as usual...
still the same old person playing daidee whenever online...
except that she seems to be getting better now...
ahh... the old days...
back then it wasnt just japan n haiz...
i diversify to some other places...
u know like playing stocks like that...
never place all ur eggs in the same place...
went to some place where there are so many bored ppl around...
there was the infamous bleedoll gail who loves gore...
the perfume freako and sweatphobic sunguy...
engineer the man who loves to proclaim that honggy is a ger to get the sickos falling into our perfect trap...
a real drug junkie n stoner who loves nth but a nite stander carl...
and of cos the forever mei mei one (thats wat she calls herself) strawberi...
each n every single one of them is an extreme...
i never know that such a small place has such fascinating ppl...
interesting characters wif interesting backgrounds n lives...
Blood and blisters
On my fingers
Chaos rules when we're apart
Watch my temper
I go mental
I'll try to be gentle
i cant stand it when ppl are doing better than me...
esp in things which i do well generally...
seems like i have underestimated sg guys...
the results so far is pretty unbelieveable...
8 out of 17 who have taken the test so far actually passed...
passed as in getting silver and above...
one actually got full marks for all the events...
and 3 persons ran under 10 minutes for 2.4km run...
more than 4 pull 10 or more chinups...
scary scary scary...
for all my efforts, will i live in my disgrace???
i am going to eat my words now if nothing drastic happens...
ppl are freaking jumping 240 and above for sbj...
situps ranging 45 n above...
shuttle run has the most insane timings ever...
9.18s... yikes, the fastest i ever run is a 9.4...
just 1 month away, i think i better buck up fast...
utter humiliation for someone wif muscles and failing the test...
i'll be taking down the full mark's performance...
im going to better him in every area...
being 2nd best is as good as losing...
if i do fail, i have something to fall back on though...
someone actually has 0 points for all events...
lok lok drop a bombshell today...
thought he was just asking a casual question abt when im leaving...
he said that he'll be leaving b4 me...
i dun like any of the staff there...
but wif all due respect, he's a good guy...
perhaps the onli person outside the IT department who makes me feel at ease...
if i take up accountacy, i would have been under him...
with him gone, i tink its left to the cheenaman n the gorilla wif the faye wong wannabe whom i feel easy with...
after all, i am their god...
the rest either dun tink im capable of doing anything...
or just think that im too cool to seek help...
how i wish i dun have a sissy supervisor...
i rather get one like patrick...
at least he goes to the gym...
and he realli makes u learn...
too bad im not taking CLS...
i know becos that ngee ann ger is under him...
and she is forever on the feet mixing solutions...
I know what's good for you
you can touch me if you want
I know you're dying to
You can touch me if you want
I know what's good for you
You can touch me if you want
But you can't stop
"5-6 = silver, 15 = god" - hong
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March 07, 2004 COLOURED.
ppl wif great achievements always get mentioned in poems...
u can see my chinese name right there u know...
erm, i not the onli person la...
along wif my sister, mother and father...
i have no idea what that was about...
i mean i cant make out the words properly...
onli those veri into 5000yr china history will understand...
the only words i know is of cos my name...
hmm wonder how it will turn out if i tattooed it onto my back...
been thinking about it for way too long now...
seen quite a number of ppl sporting tattoos recently...
tv, gym, swimming pool, friendster...
but i guess its not the time right now...
onli do it when i hit 70kg...
they dun look good on thin frames...
but all these act macho will go down the drain...
if i cant get over my phone problem...
work on last friday was pretty hectic...
user pc canot power on...
printer cartridge carrier canot move...
that is where my troubles started...
tasks for that day...
change pc for user...
take out user hard disk n put some other place to backup...
call ibm...
call hp...
swapping of new pc is easy...
next up is to take out casing n take out harddisk...
i realli hate those companies who set up their casing in such bad taste...
all done purposely to discourage modification of parts...
i mean i have neber seen a hard disk mounted vertically on a loading bay...
and i have some problems trying to locate the screw positions...
maybe thats their plus point...
hiding ugly looking stuff so that it looks pleasant...
watever, finally found it after turning the whole case upside down...
and after the previous dangerous stunt of placing one hard disk on top on another...
i did yet another life threatening, works exploding action...
i forgot wat bloody casing was it again...
no spare 3 1/2" loading bay loh...
can onli put 1 hard disk n 1 floppy drive n thats it...
the only solution is to place the 2nd hard drive lying on the bottom of the casing...
personally i tink its more dangerous than that stack on top of one another...
but well, since it doesnt explode, so be it...
i dragged things for quite a long time...
i was supposed to do the calling in the morning...
after lunch break still no calls made...
then still have to prepare notebook for hongyee becos that pc replaced for her is unstable...
network admin was giving me instructions but i was giving her the sian look...
then she went "ting dao le mah" to make sure i got wat she was saying...
actually i caught what she was saying...
i just didnt want to make the calls...
so i have to temper temper a bit like kids when they cant get their sweeets...
wat has to happen will happen...
i chose the easier task first...
contacting hp about the printer...
ibm 1 she called earlier n i was supposed to follow up on it...
i got no idea why she want me to call loh...
the technical ppl will always ask for ur name n number...
or email address and fax number...
i give my own name then when they want to reach me oso canot...
the recept duno wat bloody name is that and will indicate theres no such employee...
email address using my network admin 1...
good thing she shares same surname as me...
otherwise the person will tink how come different person 1...
anyway her dialect name looks neither man or woman...
so its pretty safe...
after all, the email addressed her as Mr Francis Lee... =)
after that hp call, i faked it for ibm...
i stated that the person i was supposed to look for is out for lunch...
which gave me some breathing space...
to brave another storm...
rather good timing i have u know...
i called ar, she was busy taking other calls...
luckily network admin has taken a report number earlier in the morning...
so i just said the report number and that person will get back to her...
which means im freee from phones liao...
so far i have called 3 companies...
acer, hp, ibm... and my verdict...
acer has some veri sexy voices...
hp goes by the rules...
u try to interrupt their greeting but they will still continue...
mind u, their greeting is bloody long 1...
as well as their ending note...
once they said thank you, u can start to put down the phone liao
dun bother about the 1minute outro...
ibm surprisingly seems to be owned by malays...
watever number u call, watever services u get put thru to...
the person on the receiving end always is a malay...
seriously, i think none of the pc companies are good...
dun ever trust gateway...
they have oreadi run off from sg shores liao...
acer notebooks realli sucks...
the bezel so easy come out 1...
i still tink own self assemble best...
at least u wun blame urself...
and blame it on the manufacturers...
just remember, u're neber to blame for all the shit u've done...
tang tang nan zi han...
no fear of physical torture...
yet shiver like jelly when it comes to phone calls...
like that how to do big business...
it explains why i visit the toilet for big business onli once a week...
but my visits have been more frequent ever since working...
working helps solve constipation problems eh...
u scientists ought to do something about tat...
and reward my efforts for ur revolutionary find...
no idea about the napfa test date being cancelled...
left 2 alternatives... either book earlier date or skip it totally...
im thinking of skipping it entirely...
dun wanna disgraced myself by failing the standing board jump...
i mean the rest fail is becos of pullups or 2.4km run...
failing standing board jump is a laugh realli...
but then again, i dun c much who can pass easily...
majority will be failing becos sg men are getting whiter n gu niang-er...
realli interested in seeing how i will fare in ns life...
now i could be thinking its gonna be a easy ride...
who knows when im inside, im crying for my mama...
screaming to get out and escape for hell...
just give urself more torture and then nothing is so scary anymore...
physically wise of cos... im mentally weak - tink phone calls...
my left shoulder has been popping veins now...
exactly the same thing which happened to toy last time...
the scars look like im a participant in SM games...
after taking some 'professional' photos for the company...
i realised how lousy my benq digicam realli is...
canon powershot a50 they said it was lousy...
but the functions bloody so many until i blur...
my benq just 4 directions and 2 buttons?...
anyway im satisfied wif it...
simplicity is wat digicams should be...
instead of all the bloody buttons...
cant they like automate it so that u dun nd to set specifically...
its more suitable for those who knows photography quite well la...
for me, snap and go can liao...
i mean where got ppl take upskirt pics still nd to adjust this n that setting 1...
ppl just snap and run off liao loh...
warehouse ppl has been trading the gross pictures...
accident from toh guan site...
about the container crushing a guy n killing him instantly...
no one can ever survive when a container lands on u rite...
pictures of brains, blood, skull...
i didnt see the pictures, they were talking about it rather loudly...
and that faye wong wannabe catherine was looking at it closeup to get a better view...
few gers can ever stomach this, most will say eee so er xin then nitemares...
she even asked me whether i want it or not...
of cos i do, but i dun have email...
maybe i should have gave her my yahoo 1...
but watever, its too late, she deleted it...
I was angry when I met you
I think I'm angry still
We can try to talk it over
If you say you'll help me out
"me not cool, me is cold" - hong
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have to break my current retro playlist for the moment...
this m-flo n boa song is nice
weird that i didnt like them in the past...
onli interested after listening to that namie amuro feat verbal song
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March 06, 2004 COLOURED.
Midway through Korn's new "Y'all Want a Single" video, the words "The record company wanted us to change this video — we didn't" flash on the screen. It's not a joke.
"They locked us out of our own editing booth," singer Jonathan Davis said at Thursday's announcement of the Projekt Revolution Tour in Hollywood. "It's been crazy, the [uproar caused by] this video. That's what we like to do, though. We got to go up there and put our ass on the line for artists."
"Y'all Want a Single," the second release from Korn's recent Take a Look in the Mirror, is an angst-fueled, expletive-riddled protest against the record industry. The video is even harsher.
"It's gonna cause a big stir in the music business, period, because it's basically a video about us destroying a record store, and all this different verbiage comes up talking about how really corrupt the music industry is," Davis said. "We're just asking for it with this video, and it's pretty amazing. We're really excited about it."
MUSIC MONOPOLY?
ONE CORPORATION OWNS THE 5 MAJOR VIDEO CHANNELS IN THE U.S.
IS THAT OK?
LAST YEAR THE BIG 5 RECORD LABELS TOGHETER SOLD ABOUT $25 BILLION (DOLLARS OF MUSIC)
90% OF RELEASES ON MAJOR LABELS DO NOT MAKE A PROFIT
BRITNEY SPEARS LAST VIDEO COST $1,000,000
THIS KORN VIDEO COST $150,000
YOU HAVE SEEN $48,000 WORTH OF VIDEO
WILL ANY MUSIC CHANNEL PLAY THIS VIDEO?
THE MUSIC "INDUSTRY" RELEASES 100 SONGS PER WEEK
ONLY 4 SONGS ARE ADDED TO THE AVERAGE RADIO "PLAYLIST" EACH WEEK
HIT SONGS ON TOP40 ARE OFTEN REPEATED OVER 100 TIMES A WEEK
IS THAT ALL YOU WANT TO HEAR?
WHY IS A SONG WORTH .99%
DO YOU DOWNLOAD SONGS?
STEAL THIS VIDEO
THIS IS A SINGLE
TWO RADIO CONGLOMERATES CONTROL 42% OF LISTENERS
THE RECORD COMPANY WANTED US TO CHANGE THIS VIDEO. WE DIDN'T
90% OF ALL SINGLES GET TO "THE HOOK" WITHIN 20 SECONDS
98% OF ALL 1st SINGLES ARE LESS THAN 3'30 SECONDS LONG
DOES THIS SEEM LIKE A FORMULA TO YOU?
SO, WITH ALL THIS SAID...
WE LOVE MAKING MUSIC
IS THIS THE MUSIC "BUSINESS"?
IS THAT OK?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR 3 MINUTES OF TIME
MUSIC MONOPOLY
LOVE,
KORN."
the above words featured in their new video...
u guys ought to dl korn - y'all want a single vid...
screw RIAA
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March 05, 2004 COLOURED.
If you’ve been hiding from love
If you’ve been hiding from love
If you’ve suffered enough
If you’ve suffered enough
I can understand what you’re thinking of
I can see the pain that you’re frightened of
And I’m only here
To bring you free love
Let’s make it clear
That this is free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
I’ve been running like you
I’ve been running like you
Now you understand why I’m running scared
Now you understand why I’m running scared
I’ve been searching for truth
I’ve been searching for truth
And I haven’t been getting anywhere
No I haven’t been getting anywhere
And I’m only here
To bring you free love
Let’s make it clear
That this is free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
Hey girl
You’ve got to take this moment
Then let it slip away
Let go complicated feelings
Then there’s no price to pay
We’ve been running for love
We’ve been running for love
And we don’t know what we’re doing here
No we don’t know what we’re doing here
And I’m only here
To bring you free love
Let’s make it clear
That this is free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
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March 03, 2004 COLOURED.
felt so dead this morning...
first time stayed past midnight...
my midnights are onli reserved on fridays n saturdays...
no thanks to the logbook which i have to fill in...
it should be full of details long ago...
a 4week job becomes a 1 hour job...
thank goodness for blog archives...
spent a gd hour plus looking thru old entries...
for hints of wat i did at work previously...
and that means 1 hour non stop listening to ace of base!
whats wrong wif them, they aint crap, they're nice...
but since the songs are ever changing...
next song on da playlist... ace of base again?
listened to slipknot while on the company bus...
i needed that to keep my eyes open...
actually i cant get to sleep...
even though my eyes feel so dead...
i just cant doze off...
happy happy wan to show my supervisor wat i have written in my logbook...
i mean i fill up the pages wif loads of crap...
initially the description page is empty...
from writing one line to writing one whole big paragraph...
but today is not a good day...
the sql server down nia...
whole network down...
and so everyone in the IT department is busy receiving and making calls...
i was fuming that i cant surf the website to rid of my boredom...
and soem bigshots were supposed to be here today...
like sabotage like that, purposely make server down on arrival of VIPs...
onli showed it to him in the afternoon when everything is well...
him wif his usual fake expression and ahguaish behavior...
he passed it to my network admin to give me grade...
she actually requested that it will require 1 working day to process...
wtf, i thought they just scan thru n anyhow grade...
now she needs 1 day to go thru it nia...
this time realli mati liao...
no hidden catch
no strings attached
just free love
"shall we talk?" - hong
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March 02, 2004 COLOURED.
areu obsesse?
for a moment there i thought it was french...
thats how retarded my brain is functioning after work...
all i can see is the recover from disaster documentation...
i redid everything over again today...
i spent about a week doing the first draft...
and will finish the freshly baked piece by tml...
i had no idea what i was putting down for the first piece...
only came to my senses after spending some quality time...
quality time in the toilet shitting and sleeping away...
yea, i slept halfway thru my shitting process...
aint it fun to c shit hanging down there on ur anus...
and going in n out while u breathe in breathe out...
wow, im gay now, shit is giving me anal sex...
alas cant capture this wonderful moment on tape...
and i cant c it properly enuf...
voyeurs need to install some pinhole cameras in men's toilets as well...
preferably comes wif a flashlight so that u can c daylight from that angle...
the onli possible option left is to stuff ur head between ur legs...
but if u managed to do that, i wonder about the spine at ur back...
now we know why there are hunchbacks in this world...
come to think of it, head between legs is pretty amazing...
u can give urself head without anyone helping u at all...
front side, back side = nice orgasmic experience...
1/6 of the year wasted on being sick...
aimed to be sick free for the next 1/6...
so far so good, treated myself to some salt solution on the 29th...
so nearly didnt survived it...
the home remedy for cough is always the salt water...
tried it many times and the end results are the same...
it doesnt help at all, it onli makes it worse...
but i decided to try it on that fateful day...
all becos i have ran out of amoxicillin...
u know that u're in trouble when the length of medication's been increased from 3 to 5 days and u still feel that itchy feeling in ur throat...
same amount of salt, same amount of water...
but this time i choked on it...
choking is no big deal, what happens next is a nuclear reaction...
all of a sudden i felt very uneasy...
then the saliva started coming out...
drooling nonstop like a bulldog...
uncontrollable and unstoppable...
like boa is lying on a bed waving to me in a sultry manner...
but i know what is going to happen...
a volcano is about to erupt from ur stomach...
and then u'll give birth thru ur mouth...
i know im labelled anti-physics in my past...
all becos my hair is antigravitational...
but i dun wan to have an anti-physics stomach...
what goes down should stay down...
i survived the night without any complications...
the real treat is that i feel a lot better...
its like it has subdued the throat...
now its more controllable...
no thanks to the great sacrifices i have made...
been a long time since i ever had a soft drink...
okay, maybe chinese new year...
thats how it neber gets better...
i have been off spices for quite a long time now...
no chilli, nothing sour, no pepper...
and just recently, no chicken...
c i even have to cut off my onli meat source...
i thought the chicken thing is just ppl's senseless thinking...
but even the doctor has confirmed it...
its best to avoid the chicken to aid in the recovery...
watever, as long as im able to survive in the aircon areas without coughing at all, im willing to do anything...
testing my voicebox on eason and recently depeche mode...
going to do more therapy by swimming soon...
its march man, the renovations in bukit batok should be over...
im one who is slow in making decisions...
always pondering and wondering for a long time...
but once i made my decision, i will do it...
after months of persuasion, i was giving in...
decided to take the SAT test for admission to university...
the nagging started way back in November right after my results...
once i have stated im not interested in it...
bombardment coming from all over the corners...
it wasnt the same when i chose poly over jc that time...
sure, they were shocked but too late to do anything...
good thing i did everything low profile...
i didnt told them wat i was going to do...
just said casually i dun wan to go jc b4 my O's...
and while they thought i was busy registering during the period...
i was busy playing smackdown on the newly bought ps then...
so when the registration period's over i told them the truth...
just exactly like the way how i go about my piercings...
mentioned it to my mother many times and she always object...
so i just kept a low profile and did it...
that is wat im gonna do when i go get myself a tattoo in the near future...
only the cost is putting me off at the moment...
and my mother again... to her, tattoo = secret society...
now, i still tink wat i did was right...
i know i wun survive jc life...
my mother dun call me a worm for nothing...
the WORM, do the W-O-R-M on the floor...
wriggling around and lazy to do anything...
she knows me too well to know that im as lazy as a worm...
then why does she want me to go to jc where onli the hardworking will survive...
unless u're some born smart talent which is rare...
guess all parents want their children to do well...
but this time its worse...
they = relatives, family, worst of all -- grandmother!
my uncle was brainwashing me abt how impt university education is...
how my cousin got promoted to captain in the army and now earning $3k+ after just graduating from university, if no university, the pay onli in the low $2k range...
seriously i thought of signing on when i first went to poly...
no school fees, free money every month...
i was willing, my mother wasnt...
she thinks i will cock up and have to compensate...
my 2nd itch at signing on is at my 2nd yr...
when jimmy is also interested...
i need someone to guide as i got no clue at all...
esp that form, i duno how to fill up that form properly...
but he wanted to join navy so that his clothes wun be muddied...
navy wasnt my cup of tea, imagining spend ur life vomitting...
then he was afraid of his grades and hestitated...
in the end we left cmpb without committing anything...
and ended any hopes of joining while still in poly...
my grandmother, not one to interfere in ppl's business...
but when she heard of my decision, she reacted...
first my uncle offered to pay for the fees if that was wat im worried about...
then my grandmother said die die oso must see me thru university...
chinese new year period didnt help matters much...
my mother took the opportunity telling those relatives u onli get to c once in a year about wat i was about to do...
and everyone started frowning upon me and say go study go study...
none of them has any influence on me except for my godmother...
and when the grandmother speaks, theres nth much u can do really...
u feel that u cant let them down when they placed blind faith on u...
my godmother is one of them...
always tink im smart n ace exams wif no problems...
i had a lot of problems, im not like her own son...
rich family but he paid his school fees from scholarships he earned...
how freak is that, waz more, he was an officer during his ns days...
if onli i can be as freak as him...
so after 4 months of dilly dallying...
i decided to take the SAT test...
and just submit my average results to try my luck...
nothing much to applaud about realli...
As, Bs, Cs and onli 1 distinction...
i've calculated and my average is a B...
the rest of ppl applying will all be like average A or high B...
watever, just apply for fun, if canot then thats life...
at least i have something to explain to them...
c, i applied and i cant get in, now leave me alone...
im not interested in studies at all...
but if i do get in, then thats life again...
just try to get thru it...
the only consolation about getting in is that i need not think about the future...
all i have to do is just waste another 3 - 4 years on books...
up til now, i still duno wat i realli wan in future...
no plans, no thoughts, no anything...
i know gers dun like guys who cant visionize their future...
fuck to them then, i think its nicer to die young now...
no need stress about future or anything...
then came the bombshell...
SAT is not compulsory now...
just when i have decided...
now i have to make the choice again...
no SAT = lower chances of getting in...
i mean hey, 75% based on poly results...
onli those who averages A and Distinctions stand a chance...
average B doesnt stand a chance...
but watever, i want to buy time...
i'll see if my average grades can actually get me inside or not...
if cannot, then just have to take the SAT loh...
registration period n confirmation period is not helping me out at all...
hoe good it would realli be if i can be a professional worm after my ns...
government should have some kind of pension for youngsters...
for worms who dun wan to work at all...
then i neednt fret over this senseless thing...
something which isnt supposed to be my path at all...
old path
-pri sch
-sec sch
-jc
-ns
-univeristy
-work
-car
-married
-4kids
-private housing
path i chose or wanted
-pri sch
-sec sch
-poly
-ns
-army slave
-condo (3rm flat sufficient enuf though)
-no kids
-no car
-no work
oh i do pray for something dramatic to realli change my life...
"never again is what u sworn the time before" - hong
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