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February 29, 2004 COLOURED.
the reason why ppl have different builds even though they spend the same amount of time at the gym is realli veri simple...
just take drugs and u'll be right up there wif the big boys...
but there is one drug free way to reach that level...
have a high tolerance towards pain...
the tolerance must equal that to a woman in labor...
or even better exceed that to the point that u feel ur body's breaking into 2...
if u cant take it and complain abt hand pain leg pain...
go to thailand for a sex change op...
and experience wats it like to have something so big coming out from something so small...
if theres 1 thing i admire abt gers, this is it...
maybe its even worse than being sliced apart piece by piece...
a famous saying taken from some brainless teenager...
enjoy the pain, not endure the pain...
now u know how ppl are hailed as genuises...
just say some philosophies u have invented...
and u will become a sage overnight...
surprised at wat zhengyang wrote in the testes...
nope he didnt sign on my balls, he sign it in friendster...
last time i was white?... duno i tink i onli got darker by a bit...
although i still remember the first thing cs said to me after i came back from the holidays...
just one month of swimming and he thought i went to africa for some trip...
and i definitely think it over about the survivor...
i wun be eliminated easily becos i wun try to show off much...
and being quiet n just sticking wif a team first...
while planning some nice backstabbing wif other alliances...
no one will ever suspect me, and i will be the sole survivor...
white men aspires to be black...
black men aspires to be white...
like hey im sick of being so high, i wanna be a low class...
and hey im sick of licking balls, i wanna be a high class...
racist? hell yea...
just exactly hoe many chinese hate indians...
and how many chinese hate chinese....
as in singaporean chinese hate cheena chinese...
and how malays hate chinese as much as they love their soccer...
no point arguing about racial harmony...
its apparent out in the streets that we just dun belong to each other...
groups of malays together playing soccer...
the challengers always another group of chinese...
fact is they dun like to play mix...
and they will go makan tahi n jiak sai to each other...
of cos not using these commonly used phrases that they can understand 1 la...
anyway, toy has rekindled my interest in thps...
the good old days of me controlling bucky lasek...
and how i trashed every single opponent that dare challenged me...
Little fifteen
Why does she have to defend
Her feelings inside
Why pretend
She's not had a life
A life of near misses
Now all that she wants
Is three little wishes
She wants to see with your eyes
She wants to smile with your smile
She wants a nice surprise
Every once in a while
"the world i see in my eyes" - hong
10:14 PM
February 28, 2004 COLOURED.
after watching eason in naked ambition...
i realized that 72kg is not fat after all...
no sights of any beer belly in his nude scenes...
and no saggy breasts too, pretty impressive...
the fact that he's onli 3 cm taller than me is so comforting...
which means my desired weight of 70 wun see me expand by much...
the onli problem is how to get to that weight...
i never cried at any of the movies i have watched...
but i so nearly did after watching naked ambition...
the last part, my eyes were a bit watery...
if u think that it was the love scene that was so intense and emotional that actually move me to tears, i tink u are sick...
it was something else...
something so simple yet hard to express...
nice show, the tingting song...
the funny nicks that prostitues have...
the crazy n legendary methods...
and the morale of the story is men sure know how to tell lies...
the art of lying convincingly is something i have a problem with...
next up is golden chicken...
which eason shows up as a guest star...
i wonder how his female co-stars managed to survive...
esp when he is lying on top of them most of the time...
hmm... at least he left them breathless...
all the crushing is doing them some good...
all these hooker flicks are quite an eye-opener...
it juz reminds u of the fact that they are human after all...
and we are what we are today is becos of the circumstances...
some of it by choice, the rest of it is bo bian...
just like how im stuck in tuas doing internship...
it didnt help that my colleagues are mostly married...
which means i cant integrate well wif them...
not that i tried, im not the person who tries...
im waiting for ppl to try...
but ppl in their 30s got no energy to try wif u...
all too busy wif their work n gossip n kids...
i wish i could be sent to some place where they realli treat u like a real staff..
where they will really ask u for help when got problem...
instead of going to the network admin...
or the worst thing, treat u to some nice shit work...
or maybe i shouldnt take up this course at all...
look at the chem girl below...
she's busy everyday making solutions and duno wat...
at least she's learning something...
me, networking things but not much networking things to do...
realli not much especially since the network's set up nicely...
u can onli pray for some disaster to happen...
power surges to the servers...
viruses, trojans all over the users computers...
or maybe 20 new workstations to be added...
network cables to be laid...
patching of cables to be done...
monitoring everyone's screens checking to c wat love mail they sent...
making websites even though its not network related, i love editing html...
the asp wif the sql thing is oso fun...
i may even try visual c++ just to think about abt the weird fyp project...
that would be realli satisfying...
instead of formatting computers...
installing OS, programs...
changing tapes everyday without telling u how to set schedule...
change aircons every morning...
binding sheets of paper...
faxing COAs to ur own email to make soft copys...
adding values inside excel workbook...
doing documentation...
all these simply have no relation whatsoever...
documentation does...
but i prefer the screenshot by screenshot 1...
as much as i wish the servers should be shot down...
if that ever happens and we duno how to bring it back up...
i think its the end of the IT department and a premature end to my internship...
how i wish i can be relocated to some place...
where they dun give a shit about what u're surfing...
as long as u dun bring trouble to their own network...
friends are doing irc, friendster, neopets, asianbookie, bittorrents...
me cant even do anything...
i know thats not network related...
but i supposed we can be allowed to do our own thing after completing the tasks rite...
that lab patrick even asked me what am i doing in this stupid tone when he saw my monitor...
like i have surfed some porno or some bad sites like that...
"sorri to ask ar but is this related to ur work?"
see, those ppl just dun trust u at all...
and wat i was surfing?, computer techies forum...
he forgot the fact that he came to my table to ask for a favor from me...
u know, the shit work and the likes...
u ask me do shit work then wat right do u have to bother wat i m surfing...
unless its some pc crash or virus or watever networking things...
and that spells the end of my honeymoon days at the company...
yes, exactly after 2 months of staying in there, i can say im sick of it...
just 10 weeks left and im free from this boringness...
and go back to drinking my chlorine water in the pool...
and destroy my hair completely wif the chlorine...
after that its my body's turn to suffer at the hands of ns days...
sure beats staying in an airconditioned area...
i wish i can be more happy in the office...
but u wun be happy when u see more n more shit work given to u...
initally theres not a single one at all...
i guess they just wan to test the waters first...
any time now i will shove the papers up their asses...
thru their mouths, nostrils, watever holes they have...
and i tink its time i stop behaving like a scared student...
i always seem to forget that im almost 20 now...
20, time to start behaving like an adult...
and have that aura of fear around u which children will be scared of...
but i still have problems getting out of my student mindset...
listening to ppl too long is bad for health...
time for ppl to start listening to u...
but i have to work on my speech ability first...
lack that strong CONFIDENCE whenever toking to ppl older than me...
need to think of them as some frens made for suaning...
im surprised that even weeti has started a convo wif me...
pretty embaressing to have gers keep initiating...
but then i realli jialat lol, duno when will i ever change...
and as wif all the gers, started fast, died quite fast as well...
nobody can ever last 5 minutes wif me, seriously...
hey its just 2 months, i need a year before im fully comfortable wif ppl...
of the questions they asked, this one always killed the convo...
"have u learnt anything so far?"
i duno how to answer them really...
its a realli tough question...
but its pretty easy to answer when the liasion officer comes a knocking...
just faked it thru, saying u learnt alot and find it veri useful...
what have i learnt, i think i have learnt shit...
supervisor once asked me is there anything im interested in learning...
there is again no answer to that...
im interested in knowing how a network works...
but how do u realli show it when everything is done all nicely...
say when i work for a newly setup company in the future...
i wouldnt know how to implement a network...
and ppl expecting u to get it done since u're the network specialist...
about the earlier post regarding the fishes...
got that from the zonda's blog...
im not one who patronises ppl's blogs that have been advertised in the papers...
but this i have to investigate as its about some blogging contest survivor style...
and i duno whether its really about the blogging or the author's faces that matter...
i mean their posts are like so shit...
and unbelieveably short posts everytime too...
seriously there are bloggers who are way better than them...
and that includes me as well... LOL
read: onli 2 types of blogs can survive...
the first is the elite extremes...
they are the ones wif the sophisticated shit...
bombastic english and arty farty phrases...
complete wif arts taken from duno wat bloody musuem...
u know the kind that onli hang around wif the high class ppl...
and look down on the low class ppl who are so uneducated...
always write some cheemlogy poems n some niao niao things...
so as to confuse the low class ppl --- read: ME
actually im jealous, wanna write like them but cant...
simply becos the english too much powder and not solid enuf...
the 2nd type ironically belong to the so called low class...
full of crap, full of lameness, full of complaints...
full of curses, full of pmses, full of crazy fantasies...
most importantly, full of singlish --- read: ME
we're the ones who are direct wif who we hate...
the high class write all sorts of literature to shoot ppl...
oh cant we all just get along???
yes we can, theres something we share in common...
that we are hypocrites, no question about that...
if u have listed hypocrites as ppl u hate in ur blog...
u can erased that right now i supposed...
why hate hypocrites when u r one urself after all...
dun get what i mean? thats one sick dumb shit for u...
we love to badmouth ppl while blogging...
saying he sucks, she sucks...
then in life we say he rocks, she rocks...
then back to blogging again u say u kena backstabbed or feel betrayed...
any ideas who ur readers are?
maybe some net friends or ur close friends...
1 thing for sure, u'll neber end up badmouthing them in the blog itself...
instead u tok about their bad things...
to the exact same ppl whom u said he sucks, she sucks in the blog...
now who's being the real hypocrite and backstabber...
i feel free to complain becos i know they wun see this site...
unless of cos someone gave them inside news...
if they ever saw wat i wrote...
some of the things they will say...
sister: HUH, he dun like my bf ar
sister's bf: HUH, he wan to punch me ar
parents: HUH, not close enuf to him ar
toy: HUH, say i weaker than him ar
miaoling: HUH, he like me for so long ar
rest of da peeps: HUH, he so er xin 1 ar
u know, i felt very tempted to advertise my site in friendster...
i supposed my visitor counter will shoot up a lot...
but its a risk thats too much to take...
esp. when they see so many things that they have never imagined...
and will be pissed and all that lousy shit...
and maybe u have realised that i have never said something about the readers...
i know who reads them except for some strangers who happen to chance upon this site...
most of the time, its just praises, never saying about bad things or anything...
but i will tell another person that so-and-so bla bla...
u wun hear me say...
sano go eat shit
uchu go iraq die best
chuance go sew until poke his whole hand bleed
juz as i wun hear ppl saying i nd a face makeover...
maybe an extreme makeover is better...
all these are just examples la...
dun take it to heart for those mentioned...
u know that low class ppl onli know how to write crap 1...
anyway, wondered why no ger names were pinpointed?
they take a lot of things to heart 1 loh...
anything said in jest they will tink u mean it...
now thats realli a SNAG...
u know no matter how gd a fren they can be...
we will always find fault...
but we juz choose not to tok abt it...
becoz they are still ur frens after all...
the pros overweigh the cons...
"keeping ur enemies close is the key to success" - hong
8:31 PM
got this after looking at the moblogs as advertised on the papers...
taken from zonda's blog, and its sickening that they're using the same template...
wif that calendar thinggy which i wanted to implement...
as u can see, the one thats the strongest is the one who doesnt pretend...
lol, real name beat all the screen names nia...
btw, there is a difference between caps or no caps...
have fun, im lazy to blog, busy clearing movies backlogs...
ps, minihong is the spawn of nuclear sludge...
now someone just gave me a pile of sludge not so long ago RITE...
come to think of it, the pet's named minihong...
veri fishy nia...
honggy
Lionhead Goldfish
Agility
3 | | | Strength
9 | | | Stamina
0 |
| Battle Rating
12Origins
honggy was created by a scientific experiment gone wrong |  |
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xiaohong
Guppy
Agility
5 | | | Strength
7 | | | Stamina
3 |
| Battle Rating
15Origins
xiaohong was won on Ebay | |
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minihong
Siamese Fighting Fish
Agility
8 | | | Strength
6 | | | Stamina
7 |
| Battle Rating
21Origins
minihong is the spawn of nuclear sludge released into a lake | |
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francis lee
Siamese Fighting Fish
Agility
8 | | | Strength
7 | | | Stamina
7 |
| Battle Rating
22Origins
francis lee's origins are unknown | | [AD] |
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12:37 PM
February 27, 2004 COLOURED.
Congratulations, hong
Your IQ score is 120
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Classic IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate
During the test, you answered four different types of questions ; mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each of those questions which reveals how your brain uniquely works.
We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician.
This means you are gifted at spotting patterns; both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction; especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.
i guess the test did dampen my spirits...
my iq is juz as normal as the rest of people...
no bragging rights about scoring 180 over...
ppl turning to me for directions in the workplace...
i thought it should be the other way round currently...
take the test here
"its the technique, not size that matters" - hong
12:45 PM
February 26, 2004 COLOURED.
K Ge Zhi Wang (Chen Yi Xun)
Wo yi wei yao shi chang de yong xin liang ku
Ni zong hui dui wo duo dian zai hu
Wo yi wei sui ran ai qing yi cheng wang shi
Qian yan wan you Shuo chu lai ke yi hu xiang an fu
Qi dai ni gan dong Zhen shi de wo men nan xiang chu
Xie ci de rang wo Chang chu ni yao de xing fu
Shei ceng jing gan dong Fen shou de guan tou cai dong de
Li kai pai hang bang geng ming xin ke gu
Wo yi jing xiang xin you xie ren wo yong yuan bu bi deng
Suo yi wo ming bai zai deng huo lan shan chu Wei shen me hui ku
Ni bu hui xiang xin jia gei wo ming tian you duo xing fu
Zhi xiang ni ming bai wo xin gan qing yuan ai ai ai ai dao yao tu
Na shi zui zui sheng meng si cai neng ao cheng de ku
Ai ru chao shui Wo Wang le wo shi shei
Zhi shao hai you ni ku
Wo xiang chang yi shou ge gei wo men zhu fu
Chang wan le wo hui yi ge ren zhu
Wo yuan yi shi zhe liao jie cong ci yi hou
Yong ji de fang jian yi ge ren de xin You duo gu du
* Repeat
Rang wuo duan le qi tie le xin ai de guo huo
Yi hui tou jiu zhao dao chu lu
Rang wo cheng wei le wu qing de K ge zhi wang
Mai ke feng dou rang wo zheng fu
Xiang bu dao ni Ruo wu qi shi de shuo
Zhe yang lan qing He ku
Wo xiang lai yi ge wen bie zuo wei jie shu
Xiang bu dao ni zhi shuo wo bu xu ku
Bu rang wo ling wu
* if u didnt know by now, the lyrics is entirely taken from other songs n song titles :D
pity i dun have the chinese version...
i onli have the canto one...
and its so hard to pronounce cantonese....
the lyrics totally different too...
btw, ignore the message on the tagboard...
i just juz erased the chinese characters...
becos i have this to announce...
You are worth exactly: $1,616,826.00
one thing i wanna to complain though...
why is it that for the male test they asked abt penis size...
u mean it actually helps to calculate ur real worth???
for the female test theres no such requirement at all...
9:41 PM
February 25, 2004 COLOURED.
people shouldnt be parading around the streets in their birthday suits...
in law, its called outrage of modesty...
in fashion, its called the latest trend...
people shouldnt take off the garment covering the private parts while on the beach...
in normal terms, its called over exposure...
in the nude community, its called back to the primitive...
gers cant take off their bikinis while suntanning...
in the women's world, its called indecent exposure...
in the men's world, its called striking jackpot...
in short, u should know wat i am trying to point out...
there is realli no big fuss over some sec sch kid possessing porno...
it was after all the government who took the first step...
to introduce porn to the younger ages...
the appearance of boobs have been lengthened for NC16 movies...
relaxation of rules now mean more porn n nudity...
it was a well thought conspiracy by the government...
they know the parents will have a go at them for relaxing the rules...
but by doing that, they have gained tremendous support from the teenagers...
now u know why they keep saying the future lies in the young...
who cares about complaining parents when u have teenagers supporting u...
appease the young and survive the elections for generations to come...
it wasnt solely about politics though...
the government isnt so stupid n simple minded...
they dun come from neighbourhood schools or lousy foreign universities...
all hail from duno wat top school in watever country bla bla...
and their brains served only one function...
that is to inject some porn into boring Singapore...
they're expecting a baby boom sooner than later...
their tagline - watch NC16 movies if u wanna learn how to make babies
sure, the sex crimes will increase...
but i forecast the punishment will be less severe...
esp, if the victim is pregnant...
hey, the culprit has contributed to baby boom...
hence he qualifies for baby bonus...
and they will get a even bigger bonus if the victim n the culpirt were to marry...
that by the way, is another tactic well thought by the sick brains...
if u dun tink this is real, does romancing singapore sounds familiar???
maybe at this point of time...
u have decided that enuf is enuf...
and come to the conclusion that i m crazy...
that is so typical human behavior...
giving the death sentence without listening to the whole story...
actually all this porn stuff didnt just started...
it began way way long ago before u were even born...
a ger topless exposing her bare breasts...
and we get numerous complaints and stares and saliva...
all muttering wat a utter disgrace to her family bla bla...
do we say a word when she does the same thing when she was a baby?
u know, the endless commercials from diapers makers...
no u dun get complaints...
what u still get is stares n saliva from paedophiles...
while normal ppl will rave about her being so cute...
sometimes the babies even go full frontal nudity...
and being molested by having her butt squeezed by the 'mother'...
why why why did the ppl controlling the media allow this to be shown...
on national television where a few million are watching...
it should only be telecast on the pay per view channels...
instead of free-to-air channels...
if thats the case, then why make such a big fuss when theres a nipple slip...
u should just mosiac the baby's breasts just like the way they do it wif AVs...
or take a leaf from the movie censorship board...
anything thats nude just cut off the scene...
in the end, wat u get is a smiling baby wif no boobs...
perfect, the parents like it, and i have no complaints...
if u have any problems wif that...
then juz uncensor back the mosaic parts from AVs...
get the black strips off breasts...
see ppl naked on the streets as a sign of freedom...
that will be the day i say there is no more double standards...
ppl have been treating me like god in the office...
i influenced quite a number of them...
i have not talked to them and they have not talked to me...
but i know i changed them in some way...
i always find it surprising why fewer ppl wear specs now...
i knew singapore was infested wif myopic-ppl...
yet out on the streets u see virtually none wearing specs...
same thing here at the office...
but recently the specs start to appear...
now 3 gers sport specs when they used to appear blind-free in the past...
my biggest catch is actually the big boss...
i spotted him wif his hair at the back standing up...
yep, he didnt freaking comb his hair...
obviously he was imitating me...
about the god thing, i was joking...
they treat me like god becos they wan me to do shit work...
currently playing god to a certain section of ppl...
the shit work that im doing is theirs...
they should erect a white gold statue of me and pray to it every single day...
and getting them to convert to honggyism sounds a nice idea...
im gonna tell them religions are nothing but bullshit...
all they do is brainwash those people feeling miserable...
and that is wat honggyism is exactly doing to them...
mind washing them into believing that honggyism=good, rest of religions=nogood
but they wun mind becos they wanna be brainwashed...
they wanna live life honggy-style...
all work, no play makes u a dull boy...
all work and all play makes u a person who dies faster than one who smokes...
all crap, all play and no work brings u closer to nirvana...
get this in ur head...
stare at the clock for 1 minute...
post this message in 10 other tagboards...
spin clockwise on the spot 10 times...
walk 10 steps left, 10 steps right, 10 steps front, 10 steps back...
spin anticlockwise on the spot 10 times...
post the previous message backwards in 10 tagboards...
stare at the clock for 1 minute...
try to erase everything u have done from ur mind...
now tell me what do u get...
u feel enlightened?
closer to nirvana?
or in short just a waste of time...
if u feel that its a waste of time...
i have this useful piece of advice for u...
u waste more time reading my blog...
doing wat is specified in the previous para is not a waste of time...
it actually brings out the inner peace in you...
dun believe me? do it and tell me...
if u still feel its just a waste of time...
reread this para again and follow the steps...
do u read me, i supposed u do...
unless u're a foreigner...
singaporeans always go by the book...
"a whiner whines becos there is nothing to whine about" - hong
9:31 PM
February 24, 2004 COLOURED.
obviously someone in the office has been reading my blog...
there was a 30min toilet nap yesterday...
today there isnt even any break for a 5 minute urinating shooting contest...
it all went wrong the moment i entered the office this morning...
that crazy eva was talking to my supervisor about something...
and whenever i c ppl discussing something to my supervisor...
i cant help but feel theres going to be some shit work to be done...
esp. when they steal glances at me while toking to my supervisor...
but this time i know im dead meat...
becos that eva is no ordinary woman...
she toks loud, and most of the time she aint bitching...
she's complaining about the shit work ppl produced...
saying about produce shit the company still hire for wat...
"ppl shit attitude like that their company soon collapse..."
"who so stupid change wrong paper make me have to print again"
mind u, she's one who will go up and complain to the boss...
even the boss cant stand her sometimes...
i tink thats the model of a nu qiang ren...
her looks resembles any stern principal...
heck she'll make a good (parents-wise) discipline mistress...
no student will dare to offend her...
if hongyee was scary, eva is the mother of all witches...
and sure enuf, my supervisor came to approach me...
along wif the shit task that is about to be bestowed upon me...
afraid that i might bite back...
he roped in eva along wif my network admin n the assistant purchaser...
all of them are going to explain to me wat needs to be done...
and of cos they do have some manners...
always asking that question which u know there is onli 1 available answer for u...
"are u busy with some other work?"
and being the so full of experience master witch...
she suddenly looks like a mother to u...
smile at u nice nice, treat u nice nice...
all waiting for that perfect moment when i eat the poisoned apple...
then its time to take my nude pics...
and threaten me if i dun slp wif her she will publish the pics to the world...
nah, she isnt so bad until like that...
but she did mentioned one thing...
"there is no such thing as nothing to do in this company"
"if u got nothing to do, come to me, i got things for u to do"
fucked up im there to learn about networking...
not some freak office boy who has to strip dance to entertain taitais...
even an office boy earns much more than wat we interns get as allowance...
what can i do, he could have prevented it...
but my supervisor just sent me to hell...
and i am in no position to complain...
walking on a tightrope...
just 1 grumble and it could mean sacking...
n that means repeating the semester...
i can onli lick and suck all their balls dry...
no balls there's still the breasts...
along wif the dirty boots to clean...
and wiping their asses clean after shitting...
no apples around to be polished though...
the place does need some curry flavoring around...
i thought if i showed a black face throughout my supervisor will take notice...
but it was all in vain, onli my network admin knows im pissed...
and she cant do a thing at all becos she is under my supervisor...
crap, no more retro for the moment...
i need rock songs to cool off...
toy actually sent me fixing a broken heart... YIKES
that song is onli for couples...
n those idiot guys who sing to the gers...
wan to find someone wif a great voice? get a ugly one...
pretty ppl have problems, daphne is a classic example...
i realli have no idea what is ah hong doing in singapore...
he has completely tarnished the masculine image i have been building so hard for...
why does that sissy ah hong enter my territory for...
he should just stay in taiwan wif that uglified n glorified n thinnified woman...
theres no place for feminine hongs around here thank u very much...
he makes matter worse when he shares the same hong as me...
maybe i should travel to fo shan to fetch the no shadow kick guy...
and get him to kick that guniang hong that is destroying our namesake...
"u open ur mouth again, i swear im gonna break it" - hong
9:45 PM
February 23, 2004 COLOURED.
appearance counts for a lot in life...
if u make that extra bit of effort in dolling urself up...
u realise that more ppl will talk to u...
juz made sure the sides of my hair doesnt fly around...
and at least look more presentable...
today is the first time sheau shyan told me its time to go back...
usually she will juz leave by herself or wait for her kakis...
99% of my life is spent on uglifying or normalising my appearance...
1% of my life is spent on handsomifying to look more shuai...
and even that handsomifying look is wat ppl would juz comment as well... normal...
which means most of the time im a lousy cmi-er...
juz lazy to spend hours staring at the mirror like staring at boa like that...
the amount of time guys spent pulling, plucking, combing and styling of hair...
is equivalent to the amount of time gers spent putting on make-up...
for me, i cant wait to start balding...
when my hair starts dropping, i can rejoice...
can cut skinhead and polish my head wif shiny lotion everyday!
i did it once, but then it grew back a tad too fast...
now cannot cut liao, becos no more money...
all spent on the unexpectedly doctor visits...
i think ppl focus too much on appearance...
how are u going to maintain ur looks for the next 20 years...
unless u're some freak timeless beauty like maggie cheung...
so its pretty good to get an uglified version now...
and u can comment that she's getting prettier by the day...
at least u are speaking from the bottom of ur heart...
and u dun feel so bad if u have to lie just to please ppl...
it reads "If rashes appear, stop medication immediately"
seriously, i wear long sleeves in the morning...
evening time too dark i cant see properly...
i do know rashes have appeared before...
but the heck wif it, the medication's good...
still feel a bit itchy but at least the occurance rate is reducing...
and its a 5day course, im pretty sure it will be over by the 5th day...
if it aint over, im going to request a month long course...
suddenly im going retro...
not the 80s, i neber listened to 80s...
im the 90s radio person...
no more music to listen liao so listen old songs...
and thinking back im actually singing some bad bad songs...
hmm, why would they ban songs wif bad words...
and allow songs about love making to be played on radio...
So if you are in sight and the day is right
She's the hunter you're the fox
The gentle voice that talks to you won't talk forever
It is a night for passion
But the morning means goodbye
Beware of what is flashing in her eyes
She's going to get you
now u get an idea of wat i mean...
mind u, that song stayed on #1 for god knows how long...
and it suits neo pretty well too *hint hint* LOL
of cos i'll never forget another song that i sing in the past...
hmm, tink im going to post a retroful month of songs... :D
i think the cleaning auntie has something against me...
everytime i try to eat snake by going to the toilet...
she will always be there wif a cleaning in progress sign outside...
it occured so many times that i tink she did it deliberately...
to make up for lost time and compensate my loss...
i stayed in the cubicle for quite some time...
more than 30 minutes i think...
becos i actually fell asleep for a while...
the toilet is the best place in the area to tell the truth...
it feels just like home, no aircon and so full of warmth...
work is boring when u have nothing to do at all...
there is something to do, but i hate documentation...
if its screen shot pattern then easy la...
want me write backup and restore disaster recovery plan is so schoollife...
i go to work becos i wan to get away from schoollife...
not to read those boring books or do homework...
"i saw the sign" - hong
10:01 PM
February 22, 2004 COLOURED.
oh my goodness, i did a search for perfect day on kazaa...
guess the one with the most results...
some dumbo song by hoku wif the same title...
i was looking for this song...
i have heard it b4 in the past, sang by various artistes...
then i heard it again on the trainspotting movie...
seriously i have no idea what that song is all about...
but its quite a nice song to listen to when u're feeling miserable...
it makes u feel more miserable becos of the voice...
neber mind the lyrics, i dun bother abt lyrics when im listening to songs...
the mood is just nice, completely feeling miserable...
still suffering from the sun hangover...
and my cough is back to square one...
went back to the same clinic...
same old clinic, 4 different doctors in 5 visits...
each has his own way of diagnosis...
and everyone came wif the same conclusion...
nth wrong wif tonsils, nth wrong wif lungs...
its that damn swollen throat...
to end my misery once and for all...
he prescribed me the mother of all pills...
thats the biggest i have ever seen...
it could rival the other 1 i was given the other time for my nite cough...
but this pill is larger and full of amoxycillin...
those small tabs n capsules of amoxycillin count for nth man...
look, it has to be concealed in such space-age-inspired cover...
the cover's quite expensive...
bigger pills = bigger balls...
nah, bigger pills + shiny laminate = expensive bills...
but being sick isnt the only reason why im feeling miserable...
that time it was my snoopy, now its chinchilla's turn...
seems like everyone around me is suffering...
and i the one to blame? nah, blame me for being too hot...
too hot until their nose drop off, eyes strained too long until screwed...
sadly, chinchilla is still in this poor state...
although he is enjoying quite an amount of sun now...
and he doesnt suffer from sun hangovers like i do...
overheard the convo between my sister n mother this morning...
didnt know that my whole family is antichrist... cool
my sister was complaining that she was sick of her frens trying to get her to the services...
my mother said ppl onli go to church becos they're feeling miserable...
they have communication problems wif their own family...
no one to turn to, so they resort going to church to confide in stuff...
so that they wun feel lonely and believe that life is precious...
jeez, that sounds so me...
yet i dun have the urge to step inside one...
okie i have been to chc b4 in my sleeping clothes...
and the gers over there were like WOW...
their ang moh all so powderful nia...
but not enuf to entice me back then...
such a perfect day...
u just keep me hanging on...
"ure gonna reap juz wat u sow" - hong
4:37 PM
February 21, 2004 COLOURED.
she could easily pass off as a model or air stewardess...
everything about daphne was perfect...
that was until she spoke...
she has a rather hoarse voice sia...
and the notebook we gave her didnt match her elegance...
it was some lousy ibm notebook which loads so slowly...
128mb ram n 4gb hdd, its the worse notebook the company has...
and the big boss chose to assign it to her...
luckily she has her own notebook...
but it cant be used for work...
its good to practise what u have learnt from work...
and its fun to play netmeeting wif...
u get to see the other party's desktop and u can even control it...
which is wat im testing it out wif cookies...
trying to help solve the trojan problem...
but its not fun when u cant solve the problem...
seriously i tink its not much of a major disaster...
the nasty stuff she got dun do much damage...
okie, maybe it has screwed up her desktop...
but it helps to make the appearance look more clean...
once she gets her firewall settled, i tink the rest is solved...
i was wondering if playing movies will be laggy thru netmeeting...
so next time ppl wan to c movies i just screen it on my pc and let ppl connect thru me...
of cos they cant hear the sound la, unless i go n put my mic on the speakers...
screening porno 24/7 to interested parties
and of cos for those who wanna watch monica belluci...
i'll show them the spinning n flashing effects...
went out for a swim to clear out my thoughts...
did a lot of research for the trojans n viruses cookies have...
and it just goes to show how important a firewall realli is...
she juz caught the nachi worm that was out on feb 16th...
u know that welchia or msblast, watever u prefer to call it...
im getting old, to tink that my neck aches after the swim...
and my legs feel kinda crampy, completely lost it liao...
its always nice to lie down n enjoy the sun after a swim...
u embrace the warm sun with arms wide open...
but u'll regret it once u get back home...
ur body feels hot all over...
ur head is getting heavy...
and ur eyes are stinging...
u dun feel like doing anything at all...
in short, u r suffering from a hangover...
"the irrevelant post" - hong
11:01 PM
February 20, 2004 COLOURED.
i forgotten what i wanted to type...
my screen blacked out just now while using bt...
looks like it cant survive 2 simultaneous downloads...
lets c if i can remember how to save...
my supervisor gave me the role of the debt collector today...
given the task of knocking on ppl's doors and demanding payment...
he wans me to chase after the staff who still haben submitted the form to him...
fair enough, the catch is he wans me to call them up...
easier n convenient for me is what he tinks...
stressed n wanting to die is wat i feel...
instead of taking the wat seems to be the easy route for normal ppl...
i took the hard but simpler for me route by going face to face...
at least it portrays me as someone sincere enuf to get the forms...
and it provides me wif a good alibi just in case they tell on me...
the list of wanted people is pretty daunting...
i go for the easy kill first n target wee wah...
he was always fooling around and he's easier to tok to...
good thing sim was at his side...
and it became sim doing the explaining instead of me...
good one down just like that...
i was prepared to fake it for patrick...
i know that he never answers the phone in office...
always one place here, another place the next moment...
all i need to do is just report to my supervisor...
that i cant reach him and he will have to do the dirty job...
after all, im cleaning his ass for him now...
so he doesnt have the right to reject...
the next thing i saw was patrick coming up from his lab...
and submitted the form right away, without me asking...
so my supervisor does have some gd persuasion powers...
next up, that leslie guy from the business...
he always seem so busy...
writing mails, rushing reports...
toking to another person over the hp...
i have to be careful when i approached him...
cant afford to cock up on my english...
businessmen sure are eloquent speakers...
next up was the scary hongyee...
looks are very deceiving...
she looks normal but wait til u get a taste of her acid mouth...
she can say sarcastic remarks at u without u knowing it...
im not even afraid of tina but hongyee...
weird to call someone whose name sounds the same as ur nick...
i have problems pronouncing my name...
even bigger problems pronouncing my chinese name...
but i guess i fare not too badly...
a bit wobbly but i managed to survive the chat...
she may be smiling at u but u nber know she might be cursing inside...
she said she didnt receive any email and request for another one...
went back to report to my supervisor of my catches...
then he said hongyee doesnt need the form becos she oradi has one...
wanted me to go back to clarify...
want me to go back to hell again??? no way man...
after lunch i thought everone has clean forgotten about it...
with their heavy workload and all...
but there leslie is, handing in the form to me...
and i thought he wasnt listening to me...
later hongyee came up to my table...
i thought she was looking for sheau shyan...
yikes ta zhi zi zao shang men lai...
she wans me to press my supervisor for the mail...
i explain to her that shes excluded and she let me off...
pHew, a close shave...
actually she doesnt seem so terrifying after toking to her...
hey, shes a senior customer service exec...
if ppl scared then the company no more business...
the talk of the town wasnt about me...
a new employee came today...
she looks like wat toy wans in a lady...
shes tall, 1.7++m.. .white skin...
and thin...
weird thing is she's malaysian...
always thought malaysians are dark creatures...
and everyone was interested in her...
my network admin is jealous of her...
the guys are ogling...
i am stealing glances...
its nice to have a breath of fresh air u know...
and tml i am going to show her some of my machoness...
lol, my network admin told me to prepare to carry stuff ard tml...
free gym training...
once i cried, now i washed away my tears
once i died, now im alive
"the worked up post" - hong
12:39 AM
February 18, 2004 COLOURED.
the case of the missing nose
 
MY SNOOPY!?!?!!!
who is so mean to pluck my snoopy's nose out...
if u jealous that im so close to my snoopy then say la...
why u take it out on my dear snoopy...
just tell me to spend more time wif u can le...
or just say u wan me to share the bed wif u instead of snoopy oso can...
i am very reasonable de...
i am very reasonable one...
the poor nose looks like bubble tea pearls...
i had a big shock this morning...
i was going to ask serene how does she get to the pickup point...
evening time she takes the same 302 bus wif me back home...
but morning she never takes the bus...
always seen walking from a distance...
and since her stop is so far away...
it seems pretty impossible that she walk all the way there...
although its a possibility since there are some shortcuts...
i have been wanting to ask this burning question for a long long time...
and her answer totally caught me off-guard...
her husband drop her off at the traffic light...
and she'll just walked to the pickup point...
i was about to let out one big HUH...
never imagined that she was married...
after all the bus rides, i know more or less about their personal lives...
maybe that explains the 2 bulging rings on her fingers...
her rings are pretty distracting and prolly the first things u will notice...
i kept wondering where the hell did she get so much money for the rings...
very big n shiny i tell u, it must have cost a bomb...
surprisingly none of them resides on that important finger...
and there wasnt any indication that shes married or wat...
with that, i can announce that virtually everyone in the company is married...
save for my supervisor, im not sure about him...
never heard him mentioned anything about wife or kids...
which reminds me of something my auntie has said to me b4...
she said now's the time to find my wife...
since once u're working, u will be surrounded by unavailables...
unless u dun mind if the wives cheat on their husbands becos they cant resist ur charm...
and being the 3rd party means that u sure are 1 hot stud...
the working is of cos in an office environment...
if u're an salesman then chances are there are still quite a lot of opportunities...
too bad i dun figure myself in any of these environment...
i can imagine myself stuck in army...
surrounded by men everywhere...
and committing my life to the government...
anyway its still too early to say...
u neber know i may end up being a gigolo somewhere in the dark alleys...
today the big boss asked me something...
he wasnt that big shot at all...
he was still under the MD...
just that my supervisor was under him...
and IT department is actually in the financial department...
try figuring that out, since when money has to do wif IT...
after a while my sub supervisor asked me what did he told me...
i shall call her sub supervisor since she is not the supervisor...
my supervisor didnt guide me along or anything throughout my time there...
it was her who i have to tag along wif all the time...
she is under my supervisor, which means she is oso under financial department...
i duno whether she wans to spy on me or want to save my ass...
perhaps shes afraid i will say bad things abt her to the boss
or she wanted to c if the boss gave me some tough task to give me trouble...
and i have overestimated the ubisoft team...
kept tinking how is it possible to come up with copy protection technology...
since others have oreadi cracked many of those so called uncopyables...
regarding the graphics problem, it wasnt their work...
just dl the latest drivers from the graphic card makers and its done...
suddenly i can see my ground again, no more transparent ground...
tinking too abstract until completely forgotten about the basics...
try reasoning wif this theory i found from an email...
when u work ur muscles, they're supposed to grow and get bigger rite...
u go gym, pump pump pump and u have an inflatable body for the beach...
so a tip for those who wan flat tummies...
dun waste ur time doing situps...
u're onli expanding ur waistline...
the reason?
u work ur muscles, it will grow larger...
u work ur chest, u will get a big chest...
u work ur arms and u'll be scott steiner...
u work ur legs and u'll be the running champion...
u work ur butt and u'll be shaking bonbons ala ricky martin...
u work ur stomach muscles and it will become a beer belly...
work them, they get bigger...
seems sense to me, luckily i neber do situps for a long time liao...
arr, there u go, my snoopy back in perfect shape...
my mother sewed up the nose and its firmer than ever...
like botox injection like that, now pull oso canot pull out...
but i tink my mother has caught the punk bug...
she sewed the small mr bean bear to the big mr bean bear's left ear!!!
what was she tinking man, i could have made that bean bear earring mine...
and let everyone admire at my new earring, cute hor!
"the screwed up post" - hong
8:55 PM
February 16, 2004 COLOURED.
i tink i am taking my internship too seriously...
esp. after i caught up wif toy yesterday and find out how others r doing...
everyone in my class is wearing casual except for me...
i dun mind if im working in some central area...
but then wear formal at tuas is so sian...
not forgetting that recent fire breakout too...
shit my company houses chemicals downstairs...
i hope their HES is really good...
how to escape from the place when u're on the 2nd floor...
plus a single explosion is enuf to burn the whole place down...
have to keep consoling myself that im already in the 7th week...
and long forgotten what i have done in the past 2 weeks...
seems like i have to make up some story again for my logbook...
but its not the point of wearing formal or casual...
its the question of enjoying life...
ppl are using mirc to chat while working...
some were playing games and their boss found out...
yet the boss oso interested to play...
toy was using bittorrent to dl movies using the company connecion...
me? busy doing work related things...
when nothing to do oso neber go search for some pleasure sites...
u never know who is looking over ur shoulder at times...
i finally realized that when a ger smiles at u...
doesnt really mean shes interested in u...
yea i know i took so long to find out...
so what, im a slow learner...
at least im able to clear out the weeds from the flowers now...
a game is only interesting when u dun play according to its rules...
thats how ppl from rockstar games strike it big wif gta...
the missions are just secondary...
the primary fun is getting a kick out of killing innocent ppl on the streets...
that is exactly what im doing wif xiii...
supposed to crouch n walk ard avoiding being spotted...
but the heck wif it, storming the area realli seems more fun...
esp when u c the innocent screaming and running around...
while i was panicking away when one whole bunch of guards come towards u...
of cos everything will be more peaceful if u follow the rules...
i onli realised the importance of headshots after playing this game...
arrgh should have started this b4 playing cs on lan...
i can no longer survive the 11pm mark...
i get super sleepy once its hits 9pm...
dead eyes when it approaches 9:30pm...
light hurts my eyes at 10pm...
gone were the days of 1 2 3 am...
i cant survive midnight, save for fridays...
sleep 7 - 8 hours and still feeling sleepy...
looks like im back to my 10hr sleep to remain refresh...
and u guys should listen to this song playing right now...
dun switch to other sites, listen to it completely...
its a nice song playing while u're driving...
it was on my mp3 radio while on gta...
pretty surprised that the song's not bad at all...
considering i dun know hu sang it...
and its the only song i have from tat artist...
"its such a shame" - hong
9:44 PM
February 15, 2004 COLOURED.
really surprised at how those elite divisions choose their men...
duno whether really random or they got do research one...
its kinda creepy when u realise u are chosen becos of ur past records...
seems like they know every minute detail of ur movement... if only
toy was selected for diver becos he was one of the many pes A...
he was pretty pissed that i was not called up...
who knows, the navy has been watching me...
becos of my inability to swim freestyle, i was automatically struck off the list...
and him, he can hear until the 8th signal...
i tink i have tried the test b4 when i was a kid in some exhibition...
they will play a series of sounds and see if u can hear or not...
if im not wrong, my hearing was pretty sucky, around 5 like that die liao...
those who blast their earphones everyday sure no hope...
circumstances have forced me to book the napfa test date at quite a bad timing...
it was the last day of the test conducted at school...
toay payoh stadium test requires u to be there at 7:30am...
sure no energy to perform when u have to wake up so early...
too bad the attachment isnt over yet when i take the test...
still wondering where to find the time to run...
but my main concern is standing board jump...
the art of leaping like a cheetah...
tml going to do some excel stuff...
oso duno do wat, the guy ask my supervisor whether can use me or not...
he should have asked whether i know how to use excel or not...
wait he want me to write those cheem formulas then i duno how...
i onli know how to do sum, the rest all i duno...
been putting my monitor under pressure ever since i bought it yesterday...
if it explodes fine, i can get a brand new one anyway...
all i need is to remember to send the warranty card over...
and that tatatatatatata game too...
pretty amusing about the so-called copy protection methods they use...
slow mouse movements, at some parts of game they will tell u to buy the game...
all of which i have never experienced except for one...
corrupted graphic textures...
and i realli hate it when i cant see the ground properly...
yet i still haben touch my movies yet...
extreme large amount of backlog to clear sia...
the old monitor was given to some taxi driver...
he spotted me throwing it to the dump when he stopped me...
say sth about repairing and giving it to the needy...
watever, i just dun wan anythng to do wif it...
although i might be pleased if he offer me some cash...
i am one of the needy persons 2 u know...
"and the reason is u" - hong
9:13 PM
February 13, 2004 COLOURED.
how do u feel if a person always greets u wif a smile every single morning...
cant help but feel soft...
and that shiny pink eyeshadow too...
those in customer service realli know a thing or two abt making ppl happy...
no matter wat u just have to get things done...
about the big lie i made up the other day...
when the fax didnt arrive, i know what she wants me to do...
at least this time i didnt dread it so much...
i did some rehearsals beforehand...
u know going thru my lines alittle so that i will sound more pro...
thank god the person on the phone was a guy...
toking to gers always make me feel nervous...
even though they have terrific voices...
man, those acer helpdesk gers can go set up sex chatlines...
just listening to their voices can make ppl hot hot hot...
after spending some time wif the guy n 2 phone calls later...
the fax never came, this time i wasnt waiting for any...
service charge of $80...
bring over still must pay $80 if u decided not to repair it...
the media is making a big fuss again...
after bird flu, now they turn their attention to the subject that sells...
i would really be surprised if ppl start watching porn at 14...
i thought it would start as soon as u enter kindergarten...
so the porno slip out of the book...
and the teacher discovered it...
could have confiscated it and watched it all by himself...
wait a minute, was it a he or she...
i presume its a she since she was be angry that she dun have a figure like the porn stars...
most likely she wans to bethe role model...
is there anyone who hasnt seen porn b4?
i c no one raising their hands...
if the poor kid is going to be put in jail...
i wonder should the authorities consider changing HDB flats to cells...
i said b4 those who neber take me seriously is going to regret...
and already one has fallen victim...
so wat if im an intern, i do have some technical knowledge okie...
treat me like some young kid that can be chucked aside...
the end result, he was one of those retrenched...
and i was happpy deep inside...
that'll teach him a thing or 2 about underestimating talents...
the doctor gave me some shit medicine...
antibiotics alone isnt going to cure my throat u dumbhead...
"lousy lousy - hong"
10:29 PM
February 12, 2004 COLOURED.
from monitor to lcd...
i cant imagine myself carry that bukly big box back home...
lcd is more feasible...
except for the expensive cost...
and the color saturation...
lcd cant display colors properly...
and wat i said was true after all...
everybody's monitors are going bonkers...
bryant's fuse was blown...
jc's going to...
mine wif that stupid display...
prelude to valentines day...
not a bad song for one sided love...
#1 crush, maybe should rename to #1 stalker...
u can ask me to do anything...
but pls watever u do, dun ask me to call somebody...
i have a terrible phobia over it...
and my network admin isnt helping me much...
she wans me to go call up acer to get quotation for replacement of parts...
if its just a simple call then fine...
it can help overcome my phobia...
but trying to explain wat part s u wan to replace over the phone can be a pain in the ass...
since i duno the technical term of it...
i can onli give them some dumb descriptions...
what do u call that thing surrounding the lcd panel on a noteobook...
front panel casing or front cover or duno wat shit...
its pretty daunting when ur line keeps getting referred...
"hold on ar, i put u thru to so-and-so"
and then u have to say all over again wat u wan...
at first i thought i hit jackpot when i managed to get a price...
but when i asked her to send quotation she said she doesnt do that...
and she gave me some number which i didnt jot down...
if i wasnt wrong, that number cant be dialled at all...
2nd time i called the person put me tru to another person...
supposedly one who does quotations...
so i request for one she said i have to send it over then she can give quotation...
which is not what my network amdmin wans...
all she wans is the bloody piece of quotation so that she can get it signed and hand the notebook over for repairs...
u c, such a easy task and i make a big mess out of it...
all this could have been avioded if she chose to do it herself...
why must tell me to go call up...
she isnt so busy at alll...
although these few days have been quite hectic really...
but still she has time to go call n chat wat...
anyway i gave her back the piece of paper with the number on it...
i just told her they will fax over...
which is a lie, how can they fax over when i didnt tell them abt the number...
and being a man of integrity...
i chose to keep mum about it...
hey i do have integrity, but i would be lying if i said i have been honest all my life...
there u go, i admit i do lie sometimes...
and becos i admit, i am honest...
and being honest, therefore i am a man of integrity...
now can u dig that...
my supervisor has told me that its useless to possess gd technical skills...
he said eq is equally importatnt in worklife...
i tink he knows im not communicating enuf...
but i really cant be bothered...
when u encounter any problems...
i can help u to solve it...
but dun ever come ask me how i do it...
or why does this problem occur...
i know when we explain ppl will be enlightened...
and will be kinda impressed at the knowledge u possess...
then if neber explain they will tink u juz tyco tyco get it...
truth is, whatever i do, i dun offer any explanation...
simply becos i duno how to...
its just like asking how do u masturbate...
i duno, it just comes naturally...
u dun come out wif all the hoodoo...
and go into details of the mechanics of masturbation...
u know, everything must be related to science that sort of reasoning which ppl expects from u to know that u are a well-learned man...
how do i do that? im not telling u...
maybe i should learn a thing or 2 from ericia lee...
okay so what if i do know how to explain...
its just a waste of breath...
playing piano to the cow...
im talking in technical terms n u demand layman...
but i duno how to say in layman becos im too profound...
im too smart to say dumb things at times...
if there is an english teacher in the company...
she would have give all the employees extra lessons...
i saw some of the emails they wrote...
the ang moh can say even worse than me...
actually my ang moh not bad...
just that sometimes i cant make up my mind whether is it singular or plural...
which the employees are oso pretty guilty of...
strangers... used to be
acquaintance... a few days
lovers... just a matter of time
forgotten person... saddest thing to ever happen
but life still goes on...
although i neber realli figure out why...
i guess thats the beauty of it...
u never know what is going to hit u no matter how gd it seems...
i will be spending valentine's day wif a trip to the doctors...
i miss his stethoscope...
actually i have been running a fever of the past 2 days...
it has gone down now...
but i got an awful lot of phelgm that is blocking my air passage...
i need to blow my nose hard twice a day and its still insufficient...
but that really isnt bothering me...
its tat itchy throat again...
i wun mind if it itches onli...
but i mind if it hinders my appetite...
i cant have rice for lunch for fear of vomitting it out...
and my 1kg-a-month plan will be going down the drain soon...
and i will have a new monitor for company...
will be getting one this saturday...
my mother cant stand the sight of the current one and handed me $200 to go get rid of it...
but i guess ill just return her the money...
im not rich, but im able to survive on my own...
wif the monthly lousy pay, i should be able to last til my ns...
im not getting a new monitor becos i cant stand the current one...
in fact i was going to wait until i it doesnt show anything at all...
the real reason is ive finished downloading xiii...
man i love the tatatatatatata tatata tatata tatata tata tata screen...
and oso finally got my suicide club movie...
i oso got bjork's vilumen or volumoen or volume or duno wat la...
i oso duno wats that, just dl for fun... tink its a collection of her videos or wat...
and since i dun own any aphex twins albums...
might as well get it off, all 11 of them...
thats how sick bittorrent is for u...
tink i might need anomalic's help a lil...
i need to sort the albums in order
Aphex Twin - Classics
Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy Ep
Aphex Twin - Donkey Rhubarb
Aphex Twin - Drukqs D1
Aphex Twin - Drukqs D2
Aphex Twin - I Care Because You Do
Aphex Twin - Melodies From Mars
Aphex Twin - Richard D. James Album
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works V2 D1
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works V2 D2
i didnt write is not becos i have run out of ideas...
i thought it was the in thing to do rite now...
ppl dun update blogs regularly...
some dun write forveri long periods of time...
then suddenly in 1 day publish 8-9 posts...
actually i was too sick too tink of anything...
simply put, i lost my mojo...
truth be told. ive never given out flowers...
although i do know what flowers they want...
they meaning ppl i know as frens onli...
and the bitter truth. i neber received chocolates...
which is better, i dun eat chocolates...
save for milk chocolates...
happy valentine's day in advaced...
cos i know i will be tata t ta t a ta ta t at a ta tatta ta-ing away...
and a special song for the special occasion...
ta t t at at at a t ta - hong"
10:10 PM
February 08, 2004 COLOURED.
it feels like the old times...
the 3 of us together...
uchu wif his usual earliness..
i wif my usual lateness...
sano wif his usual just in timeness...
and i went out to town for the first time this year?
its been quite a while since i have been camping at home...
but now i have no choice but to go...
when ur monitor's fucked, theres nothing much u can do at home really...
sim lim dun seem so foreign to me anymore...
the usual brochures given out at every level of the escalator...
the thumping beats of music blasting from the speakers...
sammi's songs seem to be the rage now...
playing both mei fei se we n sa ke...
same songs, same music, different lyrics...
honestly i was pretty impressed by the sound effects...
but i guess i wun be spending much on sound system in the near future...
not when im living wif other ppl...
its better to blast the speakers living alone or maybe wif frens...
nah, i dun have the money to live by myself...
sano intro xiii the other time...
it was pretty interesting although i didnt pay much attention to it...
i mean i wasnt very much into pc games...
all i played was cm...
i suck at the rest...
diablo time wasting...
heroes played on easy mode, and still cant complete...
starcraft n warcraft always lose to frens, and cpus as well...
fifa can onli be won on amateur mode...
the onli things that i manahed to complete...
dungeon siege, pretty satisfying to get it done...
ff8 finally after so long...
a game which i cant remember...
managed to play until the last level where its virtually impossible to complete at all...
my greatest achievement has to be thps2...
i was god back then among my peers...
but the later versions i have serious problems skating...
there u go, others were into c&c and other stuff...
i suck terribly at them, and i never know the reason why...
u can neber trust magazines...
"i love it when my breasts are squeezed n nipples pinched hard"
do u have any idea how many pairs of hands will she be dealing wif in the future?
her boobs will be so sore and her nipples start to bleed instead of giving milk that she regret saying that statement in the first place...
and all this after i have read from somewhere that men shouldnt concentrate on the breasts which make them feel like prostitues...
books cant be trusted, magazines cant be trusted...
when theres something strange in the neighbourhood...
who do u call? ghostbusters!
it must be the defects...
if most articles say the same thing...
it refers to the general ppl...
if a lil articles say the same thing...
it refers to the defects...
my mother offer to sponsor a new monitor...
tink shes a bit worried for my eyes...
but i didnt take up the offer though...
i have to find other alternatives...
or wait for it to go completely kaput...
it has been making sizzling sounds most of the time today...
u know wat, it seems that most ppl are having monitor problems these days...
maybe the monitors are designed to go crazy on a specific date...
like a virus payload like that...
and i tink its pretty stupid to go sim lim...
just to buy a monitor when u should be buying motherboards...
and to carry that bulky object from town back home is pretty sick...
okie i have carried a printer back home from funan...
but that was so much smaller in size...
here i am trying to tell u that i care - hong"
1:02 AM
February 06, 2004 COLOURED.
Prepare for trouble,
And make it double,
To protect the world from devastation,
To unite all peoples within our nation,
To denounce the evils of truth and love,
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jesse,
James,
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light,
So surrender now or prepare to fight,
Meowth, that's right.
hey, i have something to admit...
i did listen to techno after all...
this after i listened to sammi's mi century cd...
disc 1 all the slow songs i nearly fell asleep...
but i perked up once i heard mei fei se wu...
and i remembered it was that song that i started getting interested...
pity all those dance tracks arent original compositions...
all were actually korean songs before she used it...
moved to trance afterwards...
and i dun see any difference between techno n trance...
tink i need my fren's help...
he who listens to israeli psychedelic trance n goa trance...
duno what the fuck trance is that...
listened to his sample and still cant tell the difference...
at least pokemon makes more sense...
pika pika, pika pi, pika--CHUUUUUU!
10:13 PM
i certainly wouldnt want to screw rapists if i was you...
we had our own ethnics u know...
we oso have to go by the book...
to go ard screwing each other is suicidal...
after a hard day's work...
come back home feeling all pissed and tired...
and then still having to put up wif my crap is really something...
actually u can just tell me to stfu and i will do so...
but thats anomalic for u...
still can spare some time to entertain me...
thats wat she really is about, nice...
all giving n no taking...
*salutes :D
i happen to chance upon a letter from my administrator...
it was addressed to her fren, more specifically, the one she like...
i was pretty surprised by wat i saw...
i know its bad to snoop on ppl's private life...
but hey, everyone's curious rite...
i mean why are u reading my blog anyway?
becos they're curious, and thats how they learn...
and most prolly humans discovered sex by curiosity as well...
back in the stone age, theres no porn videos...
no japan av, no pamela, no american pies...
so i reckon they just do a bit of trial n error...
well it shows ppl back in the days have some common sense...
when u c a hole, u have to fill it in with something...
mouth got hole, fill wif food...
and they discover taste
nose got hole, fill wif fingers...
and they discover gold
ear got hole, fill wif pinkie...
and that is the foundation for the sharpener...
butt got hole, fill wif chilli padi...
and they discover torture...
although im not sure how they discover sex...
maybe they have heard of the tale about the kid in holland...
u know the one who saved everyone by sticking his finger in the hole...
otherwise the water will flood the whole area...
maybe they know that that area of their body releases water...
so they need to find a way to stop the flood...
perhaps the rest is history...
and thats why we are here today...
becos of ppl in the stone ages who are curious...
okie, im getting out of hand here...
at least its good, im crapping again...
back to the letter...
wait, u mean wat letter i was toking to???
u sick horny person...
it was mentioned just 2 paragraphs ago...
i think its realli true that ppl wear masks everyday...
no one is true at all...
forget about it if u ever try to protest...
saying that u have been true all the time...
we can resign to the fact that everyone's faking it...
becos we know that if we are true to ourselves...
no one will like us at all...
and we can even get into trouble for being true...
i will be around molesting every single female alive...
he will be slicing any living thing that splurts out blood like tap...
she will be stealing every guy's wallets while squeezing their butts...
now u c why its better to put on masks?
it makes the world a better place to live in...
safe from sickos n perverts n psychos...
of cos they do exist even in this plastic world...
they are the defects from the perfect human...
damn, im drifting away from the topic again...
okie its relevant in some way though...
c her like so happy happy...
then the letter like so lovesick...
guess every ger likes to be loved by someone after all...
from what she wrote...
she has expressed her feeling for him...
but he just shrugged it off as if she was joking...
and she ends wif the usual we can still be frens...
and i will always wait for u that sort of thing...
i think it takes a lot of courage for a ger to confess to a guy eh...
if kena reject will feel like the whole world has gone tumbling down...
sure devastated and lost in space...
if guys go confess to gers and kena reject...
they will like never mind loh and su sua find another one...
thats the difference between venus n mars...
girls are always so emotional, love and hate very deep...
thats y its better to wait for gers to chase...
becos u know she like u like hell...
and she wun run away that easily...
unless some guy managed to put her under a spell loh...
yet there are some gers that behave liek guys...
those who like guys oso ai mai-mai sua pattern...
i was pretty glad i spent half of my afternoon at downstairs...
installing winnt and making some some hard disks work...
i have all the big room to myself and i can do everything as slowly as possible...
i was pretty much courting death by stacking the hard disk one on top of the other...
without any protective layer in between...
wif all the power cords n cables plugged in...
blame the extremely short ata cable and lousy tower setup...
whenever i turned on the power swtich i always go far far away first...
cos the possibility of seeing fireworks in the tower is rather high...
spent the next half of the afternoon doing a george michael...
i duno how else to waste my time really...
and it was pretty long...
20 minutes? 25?
i almost fell asleep cos it was boring...
no inspirations for me to finish in 5 minutes...
i've been a bad boy... :D
ru he suo ni cai ming bai? - hong"
10:02 PM
February 05, 2004 COLOURED.
okie, i have just read sano's blog and i got this confession to make...
if he hates rape, then i guess he will hate me in the future...
since young i have been fascinated by rape cases...
and truth be told, the thought of raping someone excites me...
if i was a ger, i would rape the hell out of kurt cobain...
for he was asking for it in that song...
even though the meaning is actually something else...
watever, im simple minded :D
10:34 PM
when strangers meet each other almost everyday...
u tend to feel the itch...
to want to get to know them better...
and hopefully be frens...
so that u dun have to put up wif the i c u u c me...
and the ai mai ai mai feeling...
to begin or wait for the person to strike that sort of thing...
of cos if u're an outgoing person then it shouldnt be any problem...
u know that sooner or later, either one will break the ice...
and thats how i got to know kenny...
in the same squad for a few months...
and takes the same bus to school...
yet we never talk, until one day i approach him...
i juz wanna confirm with him the time to report the day after...
and then we just talk...
gone were the days of i stare u, u stare me...
and after one month of working at the company...
its no surprise that ppl feel the itch...
serene tried to chat me up...
and i guess i was a disappointment...
the conversation died as soon as it started...
its hard to continue if u keep giving boring answers...
hey, i wasnt born to charm the shit out of ladies...
onli foreigners are born wif the glib of the tongue...
but i'll take that as a lesson well learnt...
never let history repeat itself...
there was a community meeting and everyone has to attend it...
so there i was feeling out of place with the rest of them...
intro some new staff and stupid manager intro the student as well...
"come on, say a few words to them"
there u go, history repeats itself...
i duno wat say for my intro...
irc type? 1984/m
single type? macho man who is a snag. gers wat tr u waiting for
sports type? able to do tough physical work, gym, swims...
gay type? take a look on my right ear
gigolo type? first time yet to be given away, highest bidder wins!
beng type? look at both my ears
nerd type? i aced all of my papers
sch type? i graduate from kindergarten in bla bla, graduate from primary school in bla bla...
rock type? all u maggots out there, get down with the sickness
i actually need some prompting from them to get me going...
juz said i was from sp n study networking course and thats it...
well some ppl were giggling away...
i know gers find shy guys cute...
but that onli happens in the stone age... watever
and its not fair, they never intro the other intern...
3 persons were retrenched recently...
not bad, they drafted me in and got rid of 3 ppl...
looks like i have quite a high status here eh...
i can cover 3 person's jobs, so pro...
juz realised that i shouldnt play pagan poetry first...
my playlist is supposed to go in chronological order...
watever, once its messed up, theres no turning back...
anyone spare me a monitor? - hong"
10:13 PM
February 04, 2004 COLOURED.
Steal me, deal me, anyway you heal me
Maim me, tame me, you can never change me
Love me, like me, come ahead and fight me
Please me, tease me, go ahead and leave me
Bend me
Break me
Anyway you need me
As long as I want you baby it's all right
finally going into the fifth week of my attactment...
first time no time to rest...
and first time the time past so fast...
the UPS arrived today quite unexpectedly...
and we have to move some of the servers to make way...
after connecting back, there's a problem wif the bdc...
the hard disk wun load at all...
in short, one of the servers actually died on us...
u know we tend to complain when we have to do documentation...
about disaster recovery, wat to do when ur server crashes...
and those lamo stuff which we usually find it a chore and lazy to do...
thinking that it wun ever at all...
and then wham, there goes one of the server...
wheres the documentation when u need it the most...
luckily it was just a backup server...
the most juz reinstall everything from scratch...
and that took up the whole day...
somemore by the time i left still haben finish yet...
becos of the dumb nt service pack 6...
microsoft sucks to the core...
well, whoever created that msn messenger n hotmale sure sucks anyway...
just when i thought thaksin is going to lead the fight...
he has imposed a gag order on himself for 7 days...
just after i have posted about him being a fighter...
guess its up to me to lead the way...
we will survive the war...
who are we to be afraid of birds that cant even fly...
will u be so dumb to think the animals strike back?
only dolphins are as smart as us to know that sex isnt just for reproductory purposes...
animals are dumb...
thats y u get such things as mad cow diease...
if birds caught flu... so what...
even the strongest human gets sick too...
a lady's delicate lips lead to a hero's grave
i juz realised that once u start working...
we tend to lose a bit of that creativity a bit...
i think i am losing it...
becos im spending a longer time writing shorter posts...
last time is write a little...
then duno why end up write whole bunch of crap...
now wan to write one whole chunk oso cannot...
sian, i need someone to entertain me liao...
"damn im cool, cool as the deep blue ocean - hong"
9:09 PM
February 03, 2004 COLOURED.
the amount of time the liasion officer spent time wif me...
is equivalent to the total time taken to listen to blur's song 2...
less than 3 minutes...
he's just like another stranger come n gone...
and i still duno his name...
the nicer thing is he didnt sign my logbook...
maybe i can leave my logbook to rot after all...
clear the dust and write some meaningful things when its april...
right now, just wasting my time away...
i have relocated yet again...
this time its better...
i have 3 tables all to myself...
and im using one of the fastest workstation the company has to date...
while the rest were using pentium 2 or pentium 3...
i was cruising on a pentium 4 1.8ghz...
even though i didnt realise that...
i thought it was just some leftover workstation...
fast processor yet performance is still so slow...
even slower than my p3 at home...
finally i found out the reason...
the stupid internet connection...
having used cable for quite some time...
got too used to the speed liao...
so now im dling things at 10kbps at work is like crawling like tortoise...
seems like i have forgotten the days of dialup...
cannot cannot, dialup is my forefather...
must always remember the good n bad times we spent together...
the agony of disconnecting while downloading a 5mb file at 99%...
the joy of success completion of a song...
the rush of going online to publish blog n disconnect (particularly since the price hike)
arrr... those were the days...
the bird flu turns out to be quite a blessing in disguise for me...
no more queues for my chicken rice...
and no one to fight over chicken thigh...
yea, im still eating chicken...
and i will continue doing it...
if thailand got thaksin the pm to come out n endorse the chicken...
who can singapore look up to?
the ministers all run off hide in their mummy's wombs...
i dun go hell, who else will go hell...
so i step right up...
its time to stand up n be counted...
the government's the real quitter i tell u...
me is bloody patriotic cheeken lover!
im prepared to fight n die for the chicken...
who else is willing to join in the struggle?
why is everybody so scared of the bird flu...
all of us are born to kong jiao wey...
everyone knows the bird language...
and everyone talk cock...
its a natural ability...
the only difference is whether u know how much power u possess in that hidden talent...
i have practically exhausted all of my reserves liao...
thats why i have been constantly feeding on chicken to replenish my supply...
if it got any worse, i have to start visiting geylang liao...
i thought that everyone will change over time..
but some ppl just doesnt change....
same old manner, same old shit...
as u get older, u get wiser...
actually the older u get, the dumber u become...
after watching the roy keane special...
i can understand how anomalic feels...
both same same pattern 1 sia...
not that anomalic will go n break someone's legs la...
u c they grumble and whine all day about work...
not that they got pms everyday...
heck i will cry if roy keane suffers from pms...
they wan the team to do well...
they get pissed off when they see their colleagues not putting in as much effort as they do...
so they go screaming in their heads...
their colleagues will go "why u get so worked up for"
either that or go "ya ya" trying to shoo the naggy captain away...
instead of appeasing them, it only make them even pissed off...
they are the ones who realli care...
willing to fight n die for their beloved job...
okie, not really beloved...
sometimes its a case of forced circumstances...
they are qualified to join the resistance...
the real chicken-lovers, its time to come out n show ur love...
show ur love for chicken by devouring them...
eat at all costs...
leave no chicken alive...
erm, if u love chicken then y r u eating them?
arnt u supposed to give them tlc?
pet them, and feed them nice food...
instead of the chickens end up being finger-licking good at our hands...
i duno, i just cant help it...
i love chicken n i love to swallow it whole...
make sense doesnt it...
juz like u love women and say 'wo yao ba ni gey chi diao'
all pet lovers, go ahead and eat up ur pets...
eat ur terrapins, cats, dogs, hamsters, luohans...
humans sure are hungry creatures...
"pour some misery down on me - hong"
9:14 PM
February 02, 2004 COLOURED.
they say the songs a person listens to...
more or less has an influence in his life...
for those who never understand me...
this is your chance...
playing songs every week...
and only songs i listen to...
although headbanging to rock doesnt make me a violent person...
it actually calms me down...
u see all those ppl who lose their tempers all so easily...
mostly is they listen to too much bubblegum pop and boybands...
i did my calculations earlier in the year...
and so far so good, everything is going to plan...
though there may be some minor shocks early last month...
heck i still cant believe uchu is modern day wei xiaobao...
and my initial thoughts of marriage... lol
yea, i know im sick...
luckily i managed to come to my senses...
cleared my thoughts of everyone...
and my wet dreams n fantasies are gone now..
at least i realise all along it has been infatuation...
they come n gone and none survive to live another day...
and everything's back to normal again...
now for some miscalculations...
unexpected windfall...
i actually saved $600 over a few months...
including angbao la, it took me ages to save $100 loh...
unexpected downfall...
i need to get a new monitor...
my current one is half dead...
it hasnt died on me yet...
at least it still has a heart to allow me to blog...
but it doesnt allow me to watch movies...
did the parental advisory set up this monitor?
made to go gugugaga when u watch too violent n nude films...
hard to explain how my dispaly looks like...
thought of doing a print screen...
but it will give the normal image...
so i used my digicam to show u how it looks like...
quite a pain in the ass really...
not really, its the eyes...
the LO is coming tml for a visit...
and my logbook is oh so empty...
it is as good as new if not for the dust settling...
lazy to write and lazy to elaborate...
i juz see how it goes...
crap a bit and hopefully he believes my shit...
i am counting down...
2 more weeks and its the big showdown...
at one corner, from lakeside mrt...
weighing at 72kg, toy!
at the other corner, from yew tee mrt...
weighing at 61kg, honggy!
we gonna see how far we have come...
since the start of the year...
we have been training by ourselves...
i guess the result will still be the same...
crushed in the biceps round...
and coming out tops in the chest...
same old story everytime...
and i still duno why is everyone in the gym watching tv...
u pay $2.50 to use the equipment...
not to watch a movie that has been replayed duno how many times liao...
its like everyone is so poor and they dun own a tv at home...
have to pay money to come watch...
more expensive than cable tv i itell u...
and sano's improving...
i can see it, and i can feel it...
one day it will be him shooing others away...
instead of the other way round...
btw, im training my sister's hamster...
it can stand on 2 legs like a real man...
and i have been giving him commando treatment...
since i going ns, might as well prepare the hamster as well...
he will defend my house and prevent any accidents...
 
"born to be this way - hong"
10:36 PM
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February 29, 2004 COLOURED.
the reason why ppl have different builds even though they spend the same amount of time at the gym is realli veri simple...
just take drugs and u'll be right up there wif the big boys...
but there is one drug free way to reach that level...
have a high tolerance towards pain...
the tolerance must equal that to a woman in labor...
or even better exceed that to the point that u feel ur body's breaking into 2...
if u cant take it and complain abt hand pain leg pain...
go to thailand for a sex change op...
and experience wats it like to have something so big coming out from something so small...
if theres 1 thing i admire abt gers, this is it...
maybe its even worse than being sliced apart piece by piece...
a famous saying taken from some brainless teenager...
enjoy the pain, not endure the pain...
now u know how ppl are hailed as genuises...
just say some philosophies u have invented...
and u will become a sage overnight...
surprised at wat zhengyang wrote in the testes...
nope he didnt sign on my balls, he sign it in friendster...
last time i was white?... duno i tink i onli got darker by a bit...
although i still remember the first thing cs said to me after i came back from the holidays...
just one month of swimming and he thought i went to africa for some trip...
and i definitely think it over about the survivor...
i wun be eliminated easily becos i wun try to show off much...
and being quiet n just sticking wif a team first...
while planning some nice backstabbing wif other alliances...
no one will ever suspect me, and i will be the sole survivor...
white men aspires to be black...
black men aspires to be white...
like hey im sick of being so high, i wanna be a low class...
and hey im sick of licking balls, i wanna be a high class...
racist? hell yea...
just exactly hoe many chinese hate indians...
and how many chinese hate chinese....
as in singaporean chinese hate cheena chinese...
and how malays hate chinese as much as they love their soccer...
no point arguing about racial harmony...
its apparent out in the streets that we just dun belong to each other...
groups of malays together playing soccer...
the challengers always another group of chinese...
fact is they dun like to play mix...
and they will go makan tahi n jiak sai to each other...
of cos not using these commonly used phrases that they can understand 1 la...
anyway, toy has rekindled my interest in thps...
the good old days of me controlling bucky lasek...
and how i trashed every single opponent that dare challenged me...
Little fifteen
Why does she have to defend
Her feelings inside
Why pretend
She's not had a life
A life of near misses
Now all that she wants
Is three little wishes
She wants to see with your eyes
She wants to smile with your smile
She wants a nice surprise
Every once in a while
"the world i see in my eyes" - hong
10:14 PM
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February 28, 2004 COLOURED.
after watching eason in naked ambition...
i realized that 72kg is not fat after all...
no sights of any beer belly in his nude scenes...
and no saggy breasts too, pretty impressive...
the fact that he's onli 3 cm taller than me is so comforting...
which means my desired weight of 70 wun see me expand by much...
the onli problem is how to get to that weight...
i never cried at any of the movies i have watched...
but i so nearly did after watching naked ambition...
the last part, my eyes were a bit watery...
if u think that it was the love scene that was so intense and emotional that actually move me to tears, i tink u are sick...
it was something else...
something so simple yet hard to express...
nice show, the tingting song...
the funny nicks that prostitues have...
the crazy n legendary methods...
and the morale of the story is men sure know how to tell lies...
the art of lying convincingly is something i have a problem with...
next up is golden chicken...
which eason shows up as a guest star...
i wonder how his female co-stars managed to survive...
esp when he is lying on top of them most of the time...
hmm... at least he left them breathless...
all the crushing is doing them some good...
all these hooker flicks are quite an eye-opener...
it juz reminds u of the fact that they are human after all...
and we are what we are today is becos of the circumstances...
some of it by choice, the rest of it is bo bian...
just like how im stuck in tuas doing internship...
it didnt help that my colleagues are mostly married...
which means i cant integrate well wif them...
not that i tried, im not the person who tries...
im waiting for ppl to try...
but ppl in their 30s got no energy to try wif u...
all too busy wif their work n gossip n kids...
i wish i could be sent to some place where they realli treat u like a real staff..
where they will really ask u for help when got problem...
instead of going to the network admin...
or the worst thing, treat u to some nice shit work...
or maybe i shouldnt take up this course at all...
look at the chem girl below...
she's busy everyday making solutions and duno wat...
at least she's learning something...
me, networking things but not much networking things to do...
realli not much especially since the network's set up nicely...
u can onli pray for some disaster to happen...
power surges to the servers...
viruses, trojans all over the users computers...
or maybe 20 new workstations to be added...
network cables to be laid...
patching of cables to be done...
monitoring everyone's screens checking to c wat love mail they sent...
making websites even though its not network related, i love editing html...
the asp wif the sql thing is oso fun...
i may even try visual c++ just to think about abt the weird fyp project...
that would be realli satisfying...
instead of formatting computers...
installing OS, programs...
changing tapes everyday without telling u how to set schedule...
change aircons every morning...
binding sheets of paper...
faxing COAs to ur own email to make soft copys...
adding values inside excel workbook...
doing documentation...
all these simply have no relation whatsoever...
documentation does...
but i prefer the screenshot by screenshot 1...
as much as i wish the servers should be shot down...
if that ever happens and we duno how to bring it back up...
i think its the end of the IT department and a premature end to my internship...
how i wish i can be relocated to some place...
where they dun give a shit about what u're surfing...
as long as u dun bring trouble to their own network...
friends are doing irc, friendster, neopets, asianbookie, bittorrents...
me cant even do anything...
i know thats not network related...
but i supposed we can be allowed to do our own thing after completing the tasks rite...
that lab patrick even asked me what am i doing in this stupid tone when he saw my monitor...
like i have surfed some porno or some bad sites like that...
"sorri to ask ar but is this related to ur work?"
see, those ppl just dun trust u at all...
and wat i was surfing?, computer techies forum...
he forgot the fact that he came to my table to ask for a favor from me...
u know, the shit work and the likes...
u ask me do shit work then wat right do u have to bother wat i m surfing...
unless its some pc crash or virus or watever networking things...
and that spells the end of my honeymoon days at the company...
yes, exactly after 2 months of staying in there, i can say im sick of it...
just 10 weeks left and im free from this boringness...
and go back to drinking my chlorine water in the pool...
and destroy my hair completely wif the chlorine...
after that its my body's turn to suffer at the hands of ns days...
sure beats staying in an airconditioned area...
i wish i can be more happy in the office...
but u wun be happy when u see more n more shit work given to u...
initally theres not a single one at all...
i guess they just wan to test the waters first...
any time now i will shove the papers up their asses...
thru their mouths, nostrils, watever holes they have...
and i tink its time i stop behaving like a scared student...
i always seem to forget that im almost 20 now...
20, time to start behaving like an adult...
and have that aura of fear around u which children will be scared of...
but i still have problems getting out of my student mindset...
listening to ppl too long is bad for health...
time for ppl to start listening to u...
but i have to work on my speech ability first...
lack that strong CONFIDENCE whenever toking to ppl older than me...
need to think of them as some frens made for suaning...
im surprised that even weeti has started a convo wif me...
pretty embaressing to have gers keep initiating...
but then i realli jialat lol, duno when will i ever change...
and as wif all the gers, started fast, died quite fast as well...
nobody can ever last 5 minutes wif me, seriously...
hey its just 2 months, i need a year before im fully comfortable wif ppl...
of the questions they asked, this one always killed the convo...
"have u learnt anything so far?"
i duno how to answer them really...
its a realli tough question...
but its pretty easy to answer when the liasion officer comes a knocking...
just faked it thru, saying u learnt alot and find it veri useful...
what have i learnt, i think i have learnt shit...
supervisor once asked me is there anything im interested in learning...
there is again no answer to that...
im interested in knowing how a network works...
but how do u realli show it when everything is done all nicely...
say when i work for a newly setup company in the future...
i wouldnt know how to implement a network...
and ppl expecting u to get it done since u're the network specialist...
about the earlier post regarding the fishes...
got that from the zonda's blog...
im not one who patronises ppl's blogs that have been advertised in the papers...
but this i have to investigate as its about some blogging contest survivor style...
and i duno whether its really about the blogging or the author's faces that matter...
i mean their posts are like so shit...
and unbelieveably short posts everytime too...
seriously there are bloggers who are way better than them...
and that includes me as well... LOL
read: onli 2 types of blogs can survive...
the first is the elite extremes...
they are the ones wif the sophisticated shit...
bombastic english and arty farty phrases...
complete wif arts taken from duno wat bloody musuem...
u know the kind that onli hang around wif the high class ppl...
and look down on the low class ppl who are so uneducated...
always write some cheemlogy poems n some niao niao things...
so as to confuse the low class ppl --- read: ME
actually im jealous, wanna write like them but cant...
simply becos the english too much powder and not solid enuf...
the 2nd type ironically belong to the so called low class...
full of crap, full of lameness, full of complaints...
full of curses, full of pmses, full of crazy fantasies...
most importantly, full of singlish --- read: ME
we're the ones who are direct wif who we hate...
the high class write all sorts of literature to shoot ppl...
oh cant we all just get along???
yes we can, theres something we share in common...
that we are hypocrites, no question about that...
if u have listed hypocrites as ppl u hate in ur blog...
u can erased that right now i supposed...
why hate hypocrites when u r one urself after all...
dun get what i mean? thats one sick dumb shit for u...
we love to badmouth ppl while blogging...
saying he sucks, she sucks...
then in life we say he rocks, she rocks...
then back to blogging again u say u kena backstabbed or feel betrayed...
any ideas who ur readers are?
maybe some net friends or ur close friends...
1 thing for sure, u'll neber end up badmouthing them in the blog itself...
instead u tok about their bad things...
to the exact same ppl whom u said he sucks, she sucks in the blog...
now who's being the real hypocrite and backstabber...
i feel free to complain becos i know they wun see this site...
unless of cos someone gave them inside news...
if they ever saw wat i wrote...
some of the things they will say...
sister: HUH, he dun like my bf ar
sister's bf: HUH, he wan to punch me ar
parents: HUH, not close enuf to him ar
toy: HUH, say i weaker than him ar
miaoling: HUH, he like me for so long ar
rest of da peeps: HUH, he so er xin 1 ar
u know, i felt very tempted to advertise my site in friendster...
i supposed my visitor counter will shoot up a lot...
but its a risk thats too much to take...
esp. when they see so many things that they have never imagined...
and will be pissed and all that lousy shit...
and maybe u have realised that i have never said something about the readers...
i know who reads them except for some strangers who happen to chance upon this site...
most of the time, its just praises, never saying about bad things or anything...
but i will tell another person that so-and-so bla bla...
u wun hear me say...
sano go eat shit
uchu go iraq die best
chuance go sew until poke his whole hand bleed
juz as i wun hear ppl saying i nd a face makeover...
maybe an extreme makeover is better...
all these are just examples la...
dun take it to heart for those mentioned...
u know that low class ppl onli know how to write crap 1...
anyway, wondered why no ger names were pinpointed?
they take a lot of things to heart 1 loh...
anything said in jest they will tink u mean it...
now thats realli a SNAG...
u know no matter how gd a fren they can be...
we will always find fault...
but we juz choose not to tok abt it...
becoz they are still ur frens after all...
the pros overweigh the cons...
"keeping ur enemies close is the key to success" - hong
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got this after looking at the moblogs as advertised on the papers...
taken from zonda's blog, and its sickening that they're using the same template...
wif that calendar thinggy which i wanted to implement...
as u can see, the one thats the strongest is the one who doesnt pretend...
lol, real name beat all the screen names nia...
btw, there is a difference between caps or no caps...
have fun, im lazy to blog, busy clearing movies backlogs...
ps, minihong is the spawn of nuclear sludge...
now someone just gave me a pile of sludge not so long ago RITE...
come to think of it, the pet's named minihong...
veri fishy nia...
honggy
Lionhead Goldfish
Agility
3 | | | Strength
9 | | | Stamina
0 |
| Battle Rating
12Origins
honggy was created by a scientific experiment gone wrong | |
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xiaohong
Guppy
Agility
5 | | | Strength
7 | | | Stamina
3 |
| Battle Rating
15Origins
xiaohong was won on Ebay | |
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minihong
Siamese Fighting Fish
Agility
8 | | | Strength
6 | | | Stamina
7 |
| Battle Rating
21Origins
minihong is the spawn of nuclear sludge released into a lake | |
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francis lee
Siamese Fighting Fish
Agility
8 | | | Strength
7 | | | Stamina
7 |
| Battle Rating
22Origins
francis lee's origins are unknown | | [AD] |
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February 27, 2004 COLOURED.
Congratulations, hong
Your IQ score is 120
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Classic IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate
During the test, you answered four different types of questions ; mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each of those questions which reveals how your brain uniquely works.
We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician.
This means you are gifted at spotting patterns; both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction; especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.
i guess the test did dampen my spirits...
my iq is juz as normal as the rest of people...
no bragging rights about scoring 180 over...
ppl turning to me for directions in the workplace...
i thought it should be the other way round currently...
take the test here
"its the technique, not size that matters" - hong
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February 26, 2004 COLOURED.
K Ge Zhi Wang (Chen Yi Xun)
Wo yi wei yao shi chang de yong xin liang ku
Ni zong hui dui wo duo dian zai hu
Wo yi wei sui ran ai qing yi cheng wang shi
Qian yan wan you Shuo chu lai ke yi hu xiang an fu
Qi dai ni gan dong Zhen shi de wo men nan xiang chu
Xie ci de rang wo Chang chu ni yao de xing fu
Shei ceng jing gan dong Fen shou de guan tou cai dong de
Li kai pai hang bang geng ming xin ke gu
Wo yi jing xiang xin you xie ren wo yong yuan bu bi deng
Suo yi wo ming bai zai deng huo lan shan chu Wei shen me hui ku
Ni bu hui xiang xin jia gei wo ming tian you duo xing fu
Zhi xiang ni ming bai wo xin gan qing yuan ai ai ai ai dao yao tu
Na shi zui zui sheng meng si cai neng ao cheng de ku
Ai ru chao shui Wo Wang le wo shi shei
Zhi shao hai you ni ku
Wo xiang chang yi shou ge gei wo men zhu fu
Chang wan le wo hui yi ge ren zhu
Wo yuan yi shi zhe liao jie cong ci yi hou
Yong ji de fang jian yi ge ren de xin You duo gu du
* Repeat
Rang wuo duan le qi tie le xin ai de guo huo
Yi hui tou jiu zhao dao chu lu
Rang wo cheng wei le wu qing de K ge zhi wang
Mai ke feng dou rang wo zheng fu
Xiang bu dao ni Ruo wu qi shi de shuo
Zhe yang lan qing He ku
Wo xiang lai yi ge wen bie zuo wei jie shu
Xiang bu dao ni zhi shuo wo bu xu ku
Bu rang wo ling wu
* if u didnt know by now, the lyrics is entirely taken from other songs n song titles :D
pity i dun have the chinese version...
i onli have the canto one...
and its so hard to pronounce cantonese....
the lyrics totally different too...
btw, ignore the message on the tagboard...
i just juz erased the chinese characters...
becos i have this to announce...
You are worth exactly: $1,616,826.00
one thing i wanna to complain though...
why is it that for the male test they asked abt penis size...
u mean it actually helps to calculate ur real worth???
for the female test theres no such requirement at all...
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February 25, 2004 COLOURED.
people shouldnt be parading around the streets in their birthday suits...
in law, its called outrage of modesty...
in fashion, its called the latest trend...
people shouldnt take off the garment covering the private parts while on the beach...
in normal terms, its called over exposure...
in the nude community, its called back to the primitive...
gers cant take off their bikinis while suntanning...
in the women's world, its called indecent exposure...
in the men's world, its called striking jackpot...
in short, u should know wat i am trying to point out...
there is realli no big fuss over some sec sch kid possessing porno...
it was after all the government who took the first step...
to introduce porn to the younger ages...
the appearance of boobs have been lengthened for NC16 movies...
relaxation of rules now mean more porn n nudity...
it was a well thought conspiracy by the government...
they know the parents will have a go at them for relaxing the rules...
but by doing that, they have gained tremendous support from the teenagers...
now u know why they keep saying the future lies in the young...
who cares about complaining parents when u have teenagers supporting u...
appease the young and survive the elections for generations to come...
it wasnt solely about politics though...
the government isnt so stupid n simple minded...
they dun come from neighbourhood schools or lousy foreign universities...
all hail from duno wat top school in watever country bla bla...
and their brains served only one function...
that is to inject some porn into boring Singapore...
they're expecting a baby boom sooner than later...
their tagline - watch NC16 movies if u wanna learn how to make babies
sure, the sex crimes will increase...
but i forecast the punishment will be less severe...
esp, if the victim is pregnant...
hey, the culprit has contributed to baby boom...
hence he qualifies for baby bonus...
and they will get a even bigger bonus if the victim n the culpirt were to marry...
that by the way, is another tactic well thought by the sick brains...
if u dun tink this is real, does romancing singapore sounds familiar???
maybe at this point of time...
u have decided that enuf is enuf...
and come to the conclusion that i m crazy...
that is so typical human behavior...
giving the death sentence without listening to the whole story...
actually all this porn stuff didnt just started...
it began way way long ago before u were even born...
a ger topless exposing her bare breasts...
and we get numerous complaints and stares and saliva...
all muttering wat a utter disgrace to her family bla bla...
do we say a word when she does the same thing when she was a baby?
u know, the endless commercials from diapers makers...
no u dun get complaints...
what u still get is stares n saliva from paedophiles...
while normal ppl will rave about her being so cute...
sometimes the babies even go full frontal nudity...
and being molested by having her butt squeezed by the 'mother'...
why why why did the ppl controlling the media allow this to be shown...
on national television where a few million are watching...
it should only be telecast on the pay per view channels...
instead of free-to-air channels...
if thats the case, then why make such a big fuss when theres a nipple slip...
u should just mosiac the baby's breasts just like the way they do it wif AVs...
or take a leaf from the movie censorship board...
anything thats nude just cut off the scene...
in the end, wat u get is a smiling baby wif no boobs...
perfect, the parents like it, and i have no complaints...
if u have any problems wif that...
then juz uncensor back the mosaic parts from AVs...
get the black strips off breasts...
see ppl naked on the streets as a sign of freedom...
that will be the day i say there is no more double standards...
ppl have been treating me like god in the office...
i influenced quite a number of them...
i have not talked to them and they have not talked to me...
but i know i changed them in some way...
i always find it surprising why fewer ppl wear specs now...
i knew singapore was infested wif myopic-ppl...
yet out on the streets u see virtually none wearing specs...
same thing here at the office...
but recently the specs start to appear...
now 3 gers sport specs when they used to appear blind-free in the past...
my biggest catch is actually the big boss...
i spotted him wif his hair at the back standing up...
yep, he didnt freaking comb his hair...
obviously he was imitating me...
about the god thing, i was joking...
they treat me like god becos they wan me to do shit work...
currently playing god to a certain section of ppl...
the shit work that im doing is theirs...
they should erect a white gold statue of me and pray to it every single day...
and getting them to convert to honggyism sounds a nice idea...
im gonna tell them religions are nothing but bullshit...
all they do is brainwash those people feeling miserable...
and that is wat honggyism is exactly doing to them...
mind washing them into believing that honggyism=good, rest of religions=nogood
but they wun mind becos they wanna be brainwashed...
they wanna live life honggy-style...
all work, no play makes u a dull boy...
all work and all play makes u a person who dies faster than one who smokes...
all crap, all play and no work brings u closer to nirvana...
get this in ur head...
stare at the clock for 1 minute...
post this message in 10 other tagboards...
spin clockwise on the spot 10 times...
walk 10 steps left, 10 steps right, 10 steps front, 10 steps back...
spin anticlockwise on the spot 10 times...
post the previous message backwards in 10 tagboards...
stare at the clock for 1 minute...
try to erase everything u have done from ur mind...
now tell me what do u get...
u feel enlightened?
closer to nirvana?
or in short just a waste of time...
if u feel that its a waste of time...
i have this useful piece of advice for u...
u waste more time reading my blog...
doing wat is specified in the previous para is not a waste of time...
it actually brings out the inner peace in you...
dun believe me? do it and tell me...
if u still feel its just a waste of time...
reread this para again and follow the steps...
do u read me, i supposed u do...
unless u're a foreigner...
singaporeans always go by the book...
"a whiner whines becos there is nothing to whine about" - hong
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February 24, 2004 COLOURED.
obviously someone in the office has been reading my blog...
there was a 30min toilet nap yesterday...
today there isnt even any break for a 5 minute urinating shooting contest...
it all went wrong the moment i entered the office this morning...
that crazy eva was talking to my supervisor about something...
and whenever i c ppl discussing something to my supervisor...
i cant help but feel theres going to be some shit work to be done...
esp. when they steal glances at me while toking to my supervisor...
but this time i know im dead meat...
becos that eva is no ordinary woman...
she toks loud, and most of the time she aint bitching...
she's complaining about the shit work ppl produced...
saying about produce shit the company still hire for wat...
"ppl shit attitude like that their company soon collapse..."
"who so stupid change wrong paper make me have to print again"
mind u, she's one who will go up and complain to the boss...
even the boss cant stand her sometimes...
i tink thats the model of a nu qiang ren...
her looks resembles any stern principal...
heck she'll make a good (parents-wise) discipline mistress...
no student will dare to offend her...
if hongyee was scary, eva is the mother of all witches...
and sure enuf, my supervisor came to approach me...
along wif the shit task that is about to be bestowed upon me...
afraid that i might bite back...
he roped in eva along wif my network admin n the assistant purchaser...
all of them are going to explain to me wat needs to be done...
and of cos they do have some manners...
always asking that question which u know there is onli 1 available answer for u...
"are u busy with some other work?"
and being the so full of experience master witch...
she suddenly looks like a mother to u...
smile at u nice nice, treat u nice nice...
all waiting for that perfect moment when i eat the poisoned apple...
then its time to take my nude pics...
and threaten me if i dun slp wif her she will publish the pics to the world...
nah, she isnt so bad until like that...
but she did mentioned one thing...
"there is no such thing as nothing to do in this company"
"if u got nothing to do, come to me, i got things for u to do"
fucked up im there to learn about networking...
not some freak office boy who has to strip dance to entertain taitais...
even an office boy earns much more than wat we interns get as allowance...
what can i do, he could have prevented it...
but my supervisor just sent me to hell...
and i am in no position to complain...
walking on a tightrope...
just 1 grumble and it could mean sacking...
n that means repeating the semester...
i can onli lick and suck all their balls dry...
no balls there's still the breasts...
along wif the dirty boots to clean...
and wiping their asses clean after shitting...
no apples around to be polished though...
the place does need some curry flavoring around...
i thought if i showed a black face throughout my supervisor will take notice...
but it was all in vain, onli my network admin knows im pissed...
and she cant do a thing at all becos she is under my supervisor...
crap, no more retro for the moment...
i need rock songs to cool off...
toy actually sent me fixing a broken heart... YIKES
that song is onli for couples...
n those idiot guys who sing to the gers...
wan to find someone wif a great voice? get a ugly one...
pretty ppl have problems, daphne is a classic example...
i realli have no idea what is ah hong doing in singapore...
he has completely tarnished the masculine image i have been building so hard for...
why does that sissy ah hong enter my territory for...
he should just stay in taiwan wif that uglified n glorified n thinnified woman...
theres no place for feminine hongs around here thank u very much...
he makes matter worse when he shares the same hong as me...
maybe i should travel to fo shan to fetch the no shadow kick guy...
and get him to kick that guniang hong that is destroying our namesake...
"u open ur mouth again, i swear im gonna break it" - hong
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February 23, 2004 COLOURED.
appearance counts for a lot in life...
if u make that extra bit of effort in dolling urself up...
u realise that more ppl will talk to u...
juz made sure the sides of my hair doesnt fly around...
and at least look more presentable...
today is the first time sheau shyan told me its time to go back...
usually she will juz leave by herself or wait for her kakis...
99% of my life is spent on uglifying or normalising my appearance...
1% of my life is spent on handsomifying to look more shuai...
and even that handsomifying look is wat ppl would juz comment as well... normal...
which means most of the time im a lousy cmi-er...
juz lazy to spend hours staring at the mirror like staring at boa like that...
the amount of time guys spent pulling, plucking, combing and styling of hair...
is equivalent to the amount of time gers spent putting on make-up...
for me, i cant wait to start balding...
when my hair starts dropping, i can rejoice...
can cut skinhead and polish my head wif shiny lotion everyday!
i did it once, but then it grew back a tad too fast...
now cannot cut liao, becos no more money...
all spent on the unexpectedly doctor visits...
i think ppl focus too much on appearance...
how are u going to maintain ur looks for the next 20 years...
unless u're some freak timeless beauty like maggie cheung...
so its pretty good to get an uglified version now...
and u can comment that she's getting prettier by the day...
at least u are speaking from the bottom of ur heart...
and u dun feel so bad if u have to lie just to please ppl...
it reads "If rashes appear, stop medication immediately"
seriously, i wear long sleeves in the morning...
evening time too dark i cant see properly...
i do know rashes have appeared before...
but the heck wif it, the medication's good...
still feel a bit itchy but at least the occurance rate is reducing...
and its a 5day course, im pretty sure it will be over by the 5th day...
if it aint over, im going to request a month long course...
suddenly im going retro...
not the 80s, i neber listened to 80s...
im the 90s radio person...
no more music to listen liao so listen old songs...
and thinking back im actually singing some bad bad songs...
hmm, why would they ban songs wif bad words...
and allow songs about love making to be played on radio...
So if you are in sight and the day is right
She's the hunter you're the fox
The gentle voice that talks to you won't talk forever
It is a night for passion
But the morning means goodbye
Beware of what is flashing in her eyes
She's going to get you
now u get an idea of wat i mean...
mind u, that song stayed on #1 for god knows how long...
and it suits neo pretty well too *hint hint* LOL
of cos i'll never forget another song that i sing in the past...
hmm, tink im going to post a retroful month of songs... :D
i think the cleaning auntie has something against me...
everytime i try to eat snake by going to the toilet...
she will always be there wif a cleaning in progress sign outside...
it occured so many times that i tink she did it deliberately...
to make up for lost time and compensate my loss...
i stayed in the cubicle for quite some time...
more than 30 minutes i think...
becos i actually fell asleep for a while...
the toilet is the best place in the area to tell the truth...
it feels just like home, no aircon and so full of warmth...
work is boring when u have nothing to do at all...
there is something to do, but i hate documentation...
if its screen shot pattern then easy la...
want me write backup and restore disaster recovery plan is so schoollife...
i go to work becos i wan to get away from schoollife...
not to read those boring books or do homework...
"i saw the sign" - hong
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February 22, 2004 COLOURED.
oh my goodness, i did a search for perfect day on kazaa...
guess the one with the most results...
some dumbo song by hoku wif the same title...
i was looking for this song...
i have heard it b4 in the past, sang by various artistes...
then i heard it again on the trainspotting movie...
seriously i have no idea what that song is all about...
but its quite a nice song to listen to when u're feeling miserable...
it makes u feel more miserable becos of the voice...
neber mind the lyrics, i dun bother abt lyrics when im listening to songs...
the mood is just nice, completely feeling miserable...
still suffering from the sun hangover...
and my cough is back to square one...
went back to the same clinic...
same old clinic, 4 different doctors in 5 visits...
each has his own way of diagnosis...
and everyone came wif the same conclusion...
nth wrong wif tonsils, nth wrong wif lungs...
its that damn swollen throat...
to end my misery once and for all...
he prescribed me the mother of all pills...
thats the biggest i have ever seen...
it could rival the other 1 i was given the other time for my nite cough...
but this pill is larger and full of amoxycillin...
those small tabs n capsules of amoxycillin count for nth man...
look, it has to be concealed in such space-age-inspired cover...
the cover's quite expensive...
bigger pills = bigger balls...
nah, bigger pills + shiny laminate = expensive bills...
but being sick isnt the only reason why im feeling miserable...
that time it was my snoopy, now its chinchilla's turn...
seems like everyone around me is suffering...
and i the one to blame? nah, blame me for being too hot...
too hot until their nose drop off, eyes strained too long until screwed...
sadly, chinchilla is still in this poor state...
although he is enjoying quite an amount of sun now...
and he doesnt suffer from sun hangovers like i do...
overheard the convo between my sister n mother this morning...
didnt know that my whole family is antichrist... cool
my sister was complaining that she was sick of her frens trying to get her to the services...
my mother said ppl onli go to church becos they're feeling miserable...
they have communication problems wif their own family...
no one to turn to, so they resort going to church to confide in stuff...
so that they wun feel lonely and believe that life is precious...
jeez, that sounds so me...
yet i dun have the urge to step inside one...
okie i have been to chc b4 in my sleeping clothes...
and the gers over there were like WOW...
their ang moh all so powderful nia...
but not enuf to entice me back then...
such a perfect day...
u just keep me hanging on...
"ure gonna reap juz wat u sow" - hong
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February 21, 2004 COLOURED.
she could easily pass off as a model or air stewardess...
everything about daphne was perfect...
that was until she spoke...
she has a rather hoarse voice sia...
and the notebook we gave her didnt match her elegance...
it was some lousy ibm notebook which loads so slowly...
128mb ram n 4gb hdd, its the worse notebook the company has...
and the big boss chose to assign it to her...
luckily she has her own notebook...
but it cant be used for work...
its good to practise what u have learnt from work...
and its fun to play netmeeting wif...
u get to see the other party's desktop and u can even control it...
which is wat im testing it out wif cookies...
trying to help solve the trojan problem...
but its not fun when u cant solve the problem...
seriously i tink its not much of a major disaster...
the nasty stuff she got dun do much damage...
okie, maybe it has screwed up her desktop...
but it helps to make the appearance look more clean...
once she gets her firewall settled, i tink the rest is solved...
i was wondering if playing movies will be laggy thru netmeeting...
so next time ppl wan to c movies i just screen it on my pc and let ppl connect thru me...
of cos they cant hear the sound la, unless i go n put my mic on the speakers...
screening porno 24/7 to interested parties
and of cos for those who wanna watch monica belluci...
i'll show them the spinning n flashing effects...
went out for a swim to clear out my thoughts...
did a lot of research for the trojans n viruses cookies have...
and it just goes to show how important a firewall realli is...
she juz caught the nachi worm that was out on feb 16th...
u know that welchia or msblast, watever u prefer to call it...
im getting old, to tink that my neck aches after the swim...
and my legs feel kinda crampy, completely lost it liao...
its always nice to lie down n enjoy the sun after a swim...
u embrace the warm sun with arms wide open...
but u'll regret it once u get back home...
ur body feels hot all over...
ur head is getting heavy...
and ur eyes are stinging...
u dun feel like doing anything at all...
in short, u r suffering from a hangover...
"the irrevelant post" - hong
11:01 PM
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February 20, 2004 COLOURED.
i forgotten what i wanted to type...
my screen blacked out just now while using bt...
looks like it cant survive 2 simultaneous downloads...
lets c if i can remember how to save...
my supervisor gave me the role of the debt collector today...
given the task of knocking on ppl's doors and demanding payment...
he wans me to chase after the staff who still haben submitted the form to him...
fair enough, the catch is he wans me to call them up...
easier n convenient for me is what he tinks...
stressed n wanting to die is wat i feel...
instead of taking the wat seems to be the easy route for normal ppl...
i took the hard but simpler for me route by going face to face...
at least it portrays me as someone sincere enuf to get the forms...
and it provides me wif a good alibi just in case they tell on me...
the list of wanted people is pretty daunting...
i go for the easy kill first n target wee wah...
he was always fooling around and he's easier to tok to...
good thing sim was at his side...
and it became sim doing the explaining instead of me...
good one down just like that...
i was prepared to fake it for patrick...
i know that he never answers the phone in office...
always one place here, another place the next moment...
all i need to do is just report to my supervisor...
that i cant reach him and he will have to do the dirty job...
after all, im cleaning his ass for him now...
so he doesnt have the right to reject...
the next thing i saw was patrick coming up from his lab...
and submitted the form right away, without me asking...
so my supervisor does have some gd persuasion powers...
next up, that leslie guy from the business...
he always seem so busy...
writing mails, rushing reports...
toking to another person over the hp...
i have to be careful when i approached him...
cant afford to cock up on my english...
businessmen sure are eloquent speakers...
next up was the scary hongyee...
looks are very deceiving...
she looks normal but wait til u get a taste of her acid mouth...
she can say sarcastic remarks at u without u knowing it...
im not even afraid of tina but hongyee...
weird to call someone whose name sounds the same as ur nick...
i have problems pronouncing my name...
even bigger problems pronouncing my chinese name...
but i guess i fare not too badly...
a bit wobbly but i managed to survive the chat...
she may be smiling at u but u nber know she might be cursing inside...
she said she didnt receive any email and request for another one...
went back to report to my supervisor of my catches...
then he said hongyee doesnt need the form becos she oradi has one...
wanted me to go back to clarify...
want me to go back to hell again??? no way man...
after lunch i thought everone has clean forgotten about it...
with their heavy workload and all...
but there leslie is, handing in the form to me...
and i thought he wasnt listening to me...
later hongyee came up to my table...
i thought she was looking for sheau shyan...
yikes ta zhi zi zao shang men lai...
she wans me to press my supervisor for the mail...
i explain to her that shes excluded and she let me off...
pHew, a close shave...
actually she doesnt seem so terrifying after toking to her...
hey, shes a senior customer service exec...
if ppl scared then the company no more business...
the talk of the town wasnt about me...
a new employee came today...
she looks like wat toy wans in a lady...
shes tall, 1.7++m.. .white skin...
and thin...
weird thing is she's malaysian...
always thought malaysians are dark creatures...
and everyone was interested in her...
my network admin is jealous of her...
the guys are ogling...
i am stealing glances...
its nice to have a breath of fresh air u know...
and tml i am going to show her some of my machoness...
lol, my network admin told me to prepare to carry stuff ard tml...
free gym training...
once i cried, now i washed away my tears
once i died, now im alive
"the worked up post" - hong
12:39 AM
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February 18, 2004 COLOURED.
the case of the missing nose
MY SNOOPY!?!?!!!
who is so mean to pluck my snoopy's nose out...
if u jealous that im so close to my snoopy then say la...
why u take it out on my dear snoopy...
just tell me to spend more time wif u can le...
or just say u wan me to share the bed wif u instead of snoopy oso can...
i am very reasonable de...
i am very reasonable one...
the poor nose looks like bubble tea pearls...
i had a big shock this morning...
i was going to ask serene how does she get to the pickup point...
evening time she takes the same 302 bus wif me back home...
but morning she never takes the bus...
always seen walking from a distance...
and since her stop is so far away...
it seems pretty impossible that she walk all the way there...
although its a possibility since there are some shortcuts...
i have been wanting to ask this burning question for a long long time...
and her answer totally caught me off-guard...
her husband drop her off at the traffic light...
and she'll just walked to the pickup point...
i was about to let out one big HUH...
never imagined that she was married...
after all the bus rides, i know more or less about their personal lives...
maybe that explains the 2 bulging rings on her fingers...
her rings are pretty distracting and prolly the first things u will notice...
i kept wondering where the hell did she get so much money for the rings...
very big n shiny i tell u, it must have cost a bomb...
surprisingly none of them resides on that important finger...
and there wasnt any indication that shes married or wat...
with that, i can announce that virtually everyone in the company is married...
save for my supervisor, im not sure about him...
never heard him mentioned anything about wife or kids...
which reminds me of something my auntie has said to me b4...
she said now's the time to find my wife...
since once u're working, u will be surrounded by unavailables...
unless u dun mind if the wives cheat on their husbands becos they cant resist ur charm...
and being the 3rd party means that u sure are 1 hot stud...
the working is of cos in an office environment...
if u're an salesman then chances are there are still quite a lot of opportunities...
too bad i dun figure myself in any of these environment...
i can imagine myself stuck in army...
surrounded by men everywhere...
and committing my life to the government...
anyway its still too early to say...
u neber know i may end up being a gigolo somewhere in the dark alleys...
today the big boss asked me something...
he wasnt that big shot at all...
he was still under the MD...
just that my supervisor was under him...
and IT department is actually in the financial department...
try figuring that out, since when money has to do wif IT...
after a while my sub supervisor asked me what did he told me...
i shall call her sub supervisor since she is not the supervisor...
my supervisor didnt guide me along or anything throughout my time there...
it was her who i have to tag along wif all the time...
she is under my supervisor, which means she is oso under financial department...
i duno whether she wans to spy on me or want to save my ass...
perhaps shes afraid i will say bad things abt her to the boss
or she wanted to c if the boss gave me some tough task to give me trouble...
and i have overestimated the ubisoft team...
kept tinking how is it possible to come up with copy protection technology...
since others have oreadi cracked many of those so called uncopyables...
regarding the graphics problem, it wasnt their work...
just dl the latest drivers from the graphic card makers and its done...
suddenly i can see my ground again, no more transparent ground...
tinking too abstract until completely forgotten about the basics...
try reasoning wif this theory i found from an email...
when u work ur muscles, they're supposed to grow and get bigger rite...
u go gym, pump pump pump and u have an inflatable body for the beach...
so a tip for those who wan flat tummies...
dun waste ur time doing situps...
u're onli expanding ur waistline...
the reason?
u work ur muscles, it will grow larger...
u work ur chest, u will get a big chest...
u work ur arms and u'll be scott steiner...
u work ur legs and u'll be the running champion...
u work ur butt and u'll be shaking bonbons ala ricky martin...
u work ur stomach muscles and it will become a beer belly...
work them, they get bigger...
seems sense to me, luckily i neber do situps for a long time liao...
arr, there u go, my snoopy back in perfect shape...
my mother sewed up the nose and its firmer than ever...
like botox injection like that, now pull oso canot pull out...
but i tink my mother has caught the punk bug...
she sewed the small mr bean bear to the big mr bean bear's left ear!!!
what was she tinking man, i could have made that bean bear earring mine...
and let everyone admire at my new earring, cute hor!
"the screwed up post" - hong
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February 16, 2004 COLOURED.
i tink i am taking my internship too seriously...
esp. after i caught up wif toy yesterday and find out how others r doing...
everyone in my class is wearing casual except for me...
i dun mind if im working in some central area...
but then wear formal at tuas is so sian...
not forgetting that recent fire breakout too...
shit my company houses chemicals downstairs...
i hope their HES is really good...
how to escape from the place when u're on the 2nd floor...
plus a single explosion is enuf to burn the whole place down...
have to keep consoling myself that im already in the 7th week...
and long forgotten what i have done in the past 2 weeks...
seems like i have to make up some story again for my logbook...
but its not the point of wearing formal or casual...
its the question of enjoying life...
ppl are using mirc to chat while working...
some were playing games and their boss found out...
yet the boss oso interested to play...
toy was using bittorrent to dl movies using the company connecion...
me? busy doing work related things...
when nothing to do oso neber go search for some pleasure sites...
u never know who is looking over ur shoulder at times...
i finally realized that when a ger smiles at u...
doesnt really mean shes interested in u...
yea i know i took so long to find out...
so what, im a slow learner...
at least im able to clear out the weeds from the flowers now...
a game is only interesting when u dun play according to its rules...
thats how ppl from rockstar games strike it big wif gta...
the missions are just secondary...
the primary fun is getting a kick out of killing innocent ppl on the streets...
that is exactly what im doing wif xiii...
supposed to crouch n walk ard avoiding being spotted...
but the heck wif it, storming the area realli seems more fun...
esp when u c the innocent screaming and running around...
while i was panicking away when one whole bunch of guards come towards u...
of cos everything will be more peaceful if u follow the rules...
i onli realised the importance of headshots after playing this game...
arrgh should have started this b4 playing cs on lan...
i can no longer survive the 11pm mark...
i get super sleepy once its hits 9pm...
dead eyes when it approaches 9:30pm...
light hurts my eyes at 10pm...
gone were the days of 1 2 3 am...
i cant survive midnight, save for fridays...
sleep 7 - 8 hours and still feeling sleepy...
looks like im back to my 10hr sleep to remain refresh...
and u guys should listen to this song playing right now...
dun switch to other sites, listen to it completely...
its a nice song playing while u're driving...
it was on my mp3 radio while on gta...
pretty surprised that the song's not bad at all...
considering i dun know hu sang it...
and its the only song i have from tat artist...
"its such a shame" - hong
9:44 PM
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February 15, 2004 COLOURED.
really surprised at how those elite divisions choose their men...
duno whether really random or they got do research one...
its kinda creepy when u realise u are chosen becos of ur past records...
seems like they know every minute detail of ur movement... if only
toy was selected for diver becos he was one of the many pes A...
he was pretty pissed that i was not called up...
who knows, the navy has been watching me...
becos of my inability to swim freestyle, i was automatically struck off the list...
and him, he can hear until the 8th signal...
i tink i have tried the test b4 when i was a kid in some exhibition...
they will play a series of sounds and see if u can hear or not...
if im not wrong, my hearing was pretty sucky, around 5 like that die liao...
those who blast their earphones everyday sure no hope...
circumstances have forced me to book the napfa test date at quite a bad timing...
it was the last day of the test conducted at school...
toay payoh stadium test requires u to be there at 7:30am...
sure no energy to perform when u have to wake up so early...
too bad the attachment isnt over yet when i take the test...
still wondering where to find the time to run...
but my main concern is standing board jump...
the art of leaping like a cheetah...
tml going to do some excel stuff...
oso duno do wat, the guy ask my supervisor whether can use me or not...
he should have asked whether i know how to use excel or not...
wait he want me to write those cheem formulas then i duno how...
i onli know how to do sum, the rest all i duno...
been putting my monitor under pressure ever since i bought it yesterday...
if it explodes fine, i can get a brand new one anyway...
all i need is to remember to send the warranty card over...
and that tatatatatatata game too...
pretty amusing about the so-called copy protection methods they use...
slow mouse movements, at some parts of game they will tell u to buy the game...
all of which i have never experienced except for one...
corrupted graphic textures...
and i realli hate it when i cant see the ground properly...
yet i still haben touch my movies yet...
extreme large amount of backlog to clear sia...
the old monitor was given to some taxi driver...
he spotted me throwing it to the dump when he stopped me...
say sth about repairing and giving it to the needy...
watever, i just dun wan anythng to do wif it...
although i might be pleased if he offer me some cash...
i am one of the needy persons 2 u know...
"and the reason is u" - hong
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February 13, 2004 COLOURED.
how do u feel if a person always greets u wif a smile every single morning...
cant help but feel soft...
and that shiny pink eyeshadow too...
those in customer service realli know a thing or two abt making ppl happy...
no matter wat u just have to get things done...
about the big lie i made up the other day...
when the fax didnt arrive, i know what she wants me to do...
at least this time i didnt dread it so much...
i did some rehearsals beforehand...
u know going thru my lines alittle so that i will sound more pro...
thank god the person on the phone was a guy...
toking to gers always make me feel nervous...
even though they have terrific voices...
man, those acer helpdesk gers can go set up sex chatlines...
just listening to their voices can make ppl hot hot hot...
after spending some time wif the guy n 2 phone calls later...
the fax never came, this time i wasnt waiting for any...
service charge of $80...
bring over still must pay $80 if u decided not to repair it...
the media is making a big fuss again...
after bird flu, now they turn their attention to the subject that sells...
i would really be surprised if ppl start watching porn at 14...
i thought it would start as soon as u enter kindergarten...
so the porno slip out of the book...
and the teacher discovered it...
could have confiscated it and watched it all by himself...
wait a minute, was it a he or she...
i presume its a she since she was be angry that she dun have a figure like the porn stars...
most likely she wans to bethe role model...
is there anyone who hasnt seen porn b4?
i c no one raising their hands...
if the poor kid is going to be put in jail...
i wonder should the authorities consider changing HDB flats to cells...
i said b4 those who neber take me seriously is going to regret...
and already one has fallen victim...
so wat if im an intern, i do have some technical knowledge okie...
treat me like some young kid that can be chucked aside...
the end result, he was one of those retrenched...
and i was happpy deep inside...
that'll teach him a thing or 2 about underestimating talents...
the doctor gave me some shit medicine...
antibiotics alone isnt going to cure my throat u dumbhead...
"lousy lousy - hong"
10:29 PM
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February 12, 2004 COLOURED.
from monitor to lcd...
i cant imagine myself carry that bukly big box back home...
lcd is more feasible...
except for the expensive cost...
and the color saturation...
lcd cant display colors properly...
and wat i said was true after all...
everybody's monitors are going bonkers...
bryant's fuse was blown...
jc's going to...
mine wif that stupid display...
prelude to valentines day...
not a bad song for one sided love...
#1 crush, maybe should rename to #1 stalker...
u can ask me to do anything...
but pls watever u do, dun ask me to call somebody...
i have a terrible phobia over it...
and my network admin isnt helping me much...
she wans me to go call up acer to get quotation for replacement of parts...
if its just a simple call then fine...
it can help overcome my phobia...
but trying to explain wat part s u wan to replace over the phone can be a pain in the ass...
since i duno the technical term of it...
i can onli give them some dumb descriptions...
what do u call that thing surrounding the lcd panel on a noteobook...
front panel casing or front cover or duno wat shit...
its pretty daunting when ur line keeps getting referred...
"hold on ar, i put u thru to so-and-so"
and then u have to say all over again wat u wan...
at first i thought i hit jackpot when i managed to get a price...
but when i asked her to send quotation she said she doesnt do that...
and she gave me some number which i didnt jot down...
if i wasnt wrong, that number cant be dialled at all...
2nd time i called the person put me tru to another person...
supposedly one who does quotations...
so i request for one she said i have to send it over then she can give quotation...
which is not what my network amdmin wans...
all she wans is the bloody piece of quotation so that she can get it signed and hand the notebook over for repairs...
u c, such a easy task and i make a big mess out of it...
all this could have been avioded if she chose to do it herself...
why must tell me to go call up...
she isnt so busy at alll...
although these few days have been quite hectic really...
but still she has time to go call n chat wat...
anyway i gave her back the piece of paper with the number on it...
i just told her they will fax over...
which is a lie, how can they fax over when i didnt tell them abt the number...
and being a man of integrity...
i chose to keep mum about it...
hey i do have integrity, but i would be lying if i said i have been honest all my life...
there u go, i admit i do lie sometimes...
and becos i admit, i am honest...
and being honest, therefore i am a man of integrity...
now can u dig that...
my supervisor has told me that its useless to possess gd technical skills...
he said eq is equally importatnt in worklife...
i tink he knows im not communicating enuf...
but i really cant be bothered...
when u encounter any problems...
i can help u to solve it...
but dun ever come ask me how i do it...
or why does this problem occur...
i know when we explain ppl will be enlightened...
and will be kinda impressed at the knowledge u possess...
then if neber explain they will tink u juz tyco tyco get it...
truth is, whatever i do, i dun offer any explanation...
simply becos i duno how to...
its just like asking how do u masturbate...
i duno, it just comes naturally...
u dun come out wif all the hoodoo...
and go into details of the mechanics of masturbation...
u know, everything must be related to science that sort of reasoning which ppl expects from u to know that u are a well-learned man...
how do i do that? im not telling u...
maybe i should learn a thing or 2 from ericia lee...
okay so what if i do know how to explain...
its just a waste of breath...
playing piano to the cow...
im talking in technical terms n u demand layman...
but i duno how to say in layman becos im too profound...
im too smart to say dumb things at times...
if there is an english teacher in the company...
she would have give all the employees extra lessons...
i saw some of the emails they wrote...
the ang moh can say even worse than me...
actually my ang moh not bad...
just that sometimes i cant make up my mind whether is it singular or plural...
which the employees are oso pretty guilty of...
strangers... used to be
acquaintance... a few days
lovers... just a matter of time
forgotten person... saddest thing to ever happen
but life still goes on...
although i neber realli figure out why...
i guess thats the beauty of it...
u never know what is going to hit u no matter how gd it seems...
i will be spending valentine's day wif a trip to the doctors...
i miss his stethoscope...
actually i have been running a fever of the past 2 days...
it has gone down now...
but i got an awful lot of phelgm that is blocking my air passage...
i need to blow my nose hard twice a day and its still insufficient...
but that really isnt bothering me...
its tat itchy throat again...
i wun mind if it itches onli...
but i mind if it hinders my appetite...
i cant have rice for lunch for fear of vomitting it out...
and my 1kg-a-month plan will be going down the drain soon...
and i will have a new monitor for company...
will be getting one this saturday...
my mother cant stand the sight of the current one and handed me $200 to go get rid of it...
but i guess ill just return her the money...
im not rich, but im able to survive on my own...
wif the monthly lousy pay, i should be able to last til my ns...
im not getting a new monitor becos i cant stand the current one...
in fact i was going to wait until i it doesnt show anything at all...
the real reason is ive finished downloading xiii...
man i love the tatatatatatata tatata tatata tatata tata tata screen...
and oso finally got my suicide club movie...
i oso got bjork's vilumen or volumoen or volume or duno wat la...
i oso duno wats that, just dl for fun... tink its a collection of her videos or wat...
and since i dun own any aphex twins albums...
might as well get it off, all 11 of them...
thats how sick bittorrent is for u...
tink i might need anomalic's help a lil...
i need to sort the albums in order
Aphex Twin - Classics
Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy Ep
Aphex Twin - Donkey Rhubarb
Aphex Twin - Drukqs D1
Aphex Twin - Drukqs D2
Aphex Twin - I Care Because You Do
Aphex Twin - Melodies From Mars
Aphex Twin - Richard D. James Album
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works V2 D1
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works V2 D2
i didnt write is not becos i have run out of ideas...
i thought it was the in thing to do rite now...
ppl dun update blogs regularly...
some dun write forveri long periods of time...
then suddenly in 1 day publish 8-9 posts...
actually i was too sick too tink of anything...
simply put, i lost my mojo...
truth be told. ive never given out flowers...
although i do know what flowers they want...
they meaning ppl i know as frens onli...
and the bitter truth. i neber received chocolates...
which is better, i dun eat chocolates...
save for milk chocolates...
happy valentine's day in advaced...
cos i know i will be tata t ta t a ta ta t at a ta tatta ta-ing away...
and a special song for the special occasion...
ta t t at at at a t ta - hong"
10:10 PM
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February 08, 2004 COLOURED.
it feels like the old times...
the 3 of us together...
uchu wif his usual earliness..
i wif my usual lateness...
sano wif his usual just in timeness...
and i went out to town for the first time this year?
its been quite a while since i have been camping at home...
but now i have no choice but to go...
when ur monitor's fucked, theres nothing much u can do at home really...
sim lim dun seem so foreign to me anymore...
the usual brochures given out at every level of the escalator...
the thumping beats of music blasting from the speakers...
sammi's songs seem to be the rage now...
playing both mei fei se we n sa ke...
same songs, same music, different lyrics...
honestly i was pretty impressed by the sound effects...
but i guess i wun be spending much on sound system in the near future...
not when im living wif other ppl...
its better to blast the speakers living alone or maybe wif frens...
nah, i dun have the money to live by myself...
sano intro xiii the other time...
it was pretty interesting although i didnt pay much attention to it...
i mean i wasnt very much into pc games...
all i played was cm...
i suck at the rest...
diablo time wasting...
heroes played on easy mode, and still cant complete...
starcraft n warcraft always lose to frens, and cpus as well...
fifa can onli be won on amateur mode...
the onli things that i manahed to complete...
dungeon siege, pretty satisfying to get it done...
ff8 finally after so long...
a game which i cant remember...
managed to play until the last level where its virtually impossible to complete at all...
my greatest achievement has to be thps2...
i was god back then among my peers...
but the later versions i have serious problems skating...
there u go, others were into c&c and other stuff...
i suck terribly at them, and i never know the reason why...
u can neber trust magazines...
"i love it when my breasts are squeezed n nipples pinched hard"
do u have any idea how many pairs of hands will she be dealing wif in the future?
her boobs will be so sore and her nipples start to bleed instead of giving milk that she regret saying that statement in the first place...
and all this after i have read from somewhere that men shouldnt concentrate on the breasts which make them feel like prostitues...
books cant be trusted, magazines cant be trusted...
when theres something strange in the neighbourhood...
who do u call? ghostbusters!
it must be the defects...
if most articles say the same thing...
it refers to the general ppl...
if a lil articles say the same thing...
it refers to the defects...
my mother offer to sponsor a new monitor...
tink shes a bit worried for my eyes...
but i didnt take up the offer though...
i have to find other alternatives...
or wait for it to go completely kaput...
it has been making sizzling sounds most of the time today...
u know wat, it seems that most ppl are having monitor problems these days...
maybe the monitors are designed to go crazy on a specific date...
like a virus payload like that...
and i tink its pretty stupid to go sim lim...
just to buy a monitor when u should be buying motherboards...
and to carry that bulky object from town back home is pretty sick...
okie i have carried a printer back home from funan...
but that was so much smaller in size...
here i am trying to tell u that i care - hong"
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February 06, 2004 COLOURED.
Prepare for trouble,
And make it double,
To protect the world from devastation,
To unite all peoples within our nation,
To denounce the evils of truth and love,
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jesse,
James,
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light,
So surrender now or prepare to fight,
Meowth, that's right.
hey, i have something to admit...
i did listen to techno after all...
this after i listened to sammi's mi century cd...
disc 1 all the slow songs i nearly fell asleep...
but i perked up once i heard mei fei se wu...
and i remembered it was that song that i started getting interested...
pity all those dance tracks arent original compositions...
all were actually korean songs before she used it...
moved to trance afterwards...
and i dun see any difference between techno n trance...
tink i need my fren's help...
he who listens to israeli psychedelic trance n goa trance...
duno what the fuck trance is that...
listened to his sample and still cant tell the difference...
at least pokemon makes more sense...
pika pika, pika pi, pika--CHUUUUUU!
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i certainly wouldnt want to screw rapists if i was you...
we had our own ethnics u know...
we oso have to go by the book...
to go ard screwing each other is suicidal...
after a hard day's work...
come back home feeling all pissed and tired...
and then still having to put up wif my crap is really something...
actually u can just tell me to stfu and i will do so...
but thats anomalic for u...
still can spare some time to entertain me...
thats wat she really is about, nice...
all giving n no taking...
*salutes :D
i happen to chance upon a letter from my administrator...
it was addressed to her fren, more specifically, the one she like...
i was pretty surprised by wat i saw...
i know its bad to snoop on ppl's private life...
but hey, everyone's curious rite...
i mean why are u reading my blog anyway?
becos they're curious, and thats how they learn...
and most prolly humans discovered sex by curiosity as well...
back in the stone age, theres no porn videos...
no japan av, no pamela, no american pies...
so i reckon they just do a bit of trial n error...
well it shows ppl back in the days have some common sense...
when u c a hole, u have to fill it in with something...
mouth got hole, fill wif food...
and they discover taste
nose got hole, fill wif fingers...
and they discover gold
ear got hole, fill wif pinkie...
and that is the foundation for the sharpener...
butt got hole, fill wif chilli padi...
and they discover torture...
although im not sure how they discover sex...
maybe they have heard of the tale about the kid in holland...
u know the one who saved everyone by sticking his finger in the hole...
otherwise the water will flood the whole area...
maybe they know that that area of their body releases water...
so they need to find a way to stop the flood...
perhaps the rest is history...
and thats why we are here today...
becos of ppl in the stone ages who are curious...
okie, im getting out of hand here...
at least its good, im crapping again...
back to the letter...
wait, u mean wat letter i was toking to???
u sick horny person...
it was mentioned just 2 paragraphs ago...
i think its realli true that ppl wear masks everyday...
no one is true at all...
forget about it if u ever try to protest...
saying that u have been true all the time...
we can resign to the fact that everyone's faking it...
becos we know that if we are true to ourselves...
no one will like us at all...
and we can even get into trouble for being true...
i will be around molesting every single female alive...
he will be slicing any living thing that splurts out blood like tap...
she will be stealing every guy's wallets while squeezing their butts...
now u c why its better to put on masks?
it makes the world a better place to live in...
safe from sickos n perverts n psychos...
of cos they do exist even in this plastic world...
they are the defects from the perfect human...
damn, im drifting away from the topic again...
okie its relevant in some way though...
c her like so happy happy...
then the letter like so lovesick...
guess every ger likes to be loved by someone after all...
from what she wrote...
she has expressed her feeling for him...
but he just shrugged it off as if she was joking...
and she ends wif the usual we can still be frens...
and i will always wait for u that sort of thing...
i think it takes a lot of courage for a ger to confess to a guy eh...
if kena reject will feel like the whole world has gone tumbling down...
sure devastated and lost in space...
if guys go confess to gers and kena reject...
they will like never mind loh and su sua find another one...
thats the difference between venus n mars...
girls are always so emotional, love and hate very deep...
thats y its better to wait for gers to chase...
becos u know she like u like hell...
and she wun run away that easily...
unless some guy managed to put her under a spell loh...
yet there are some gers that behave liek guys...
those who like guys oso ai mai-mai sua pattern...
i was pretty glad i spent half of my afternoon at downstairs...
installing winnt and making some some hard disks work...
i have all the big room to myself and i can do everything as slowly as possible...
i was pretty much courting death by stacking the hard disk one on top of the other...
without any protective layer in between...
wif all the power cords n cables plugged in...
blame the extremely short ata cable and lousy tower setup...
whenever i turned on the power swtich i always go far far away first...
cos the possibility of seeing fireworks in the tower is rather high...
spent the next half of the afternoon doing a george michael...
i duno how else to waste my time really...
and it was pretty long...
20 minutes? 25?
i almost fell asleep cos it was boring...
no inspirations for me to finish in 5 minutes...
i've been a bad boy... :D
ru he suo ni cai ming bai? - hong"
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February 05, 2004 COLOURED.
okie, i have just read sano's blog and i got this confession to make...
if he hates rape, then i guess he will hate me in the future...
since young i have been fascinated by rape cases...
and truth be told, the thought of raping someone excites me...
if i was a ger, i would rape the hell out of kurt cobain...
for he was asking for it in that song...
even though the meaning is actually something else...
watever, im simple minded :D
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when strangers meet each other almost everyday...
u tend to feel the itch...
to want to get to know them better...
and hopefully be frens...
so that u dun have to put up wif the i c u u c me...
and the ai mai ai mai feeling...
to begin or wait for the person to strike that sort of thing...
of cos if u're an outgoing person then it shouldnt be any problem...
u know that sooner or later, either one will break the ice...
and thats how i got to know kenny...
in the same squad for a few months...
and takes the same bus to school...
yet we never talk, until one day i approach him...
i juz wanna confirm with him the time to report the day after...
and then we just talk...
gone were the days of i stare u, u stare me...
and after one month of working at the company...
its no surprise that ppl feel the itch...
serene tried to chat me up...
and i guess i was a disappointment...
the conversation died as soon as it started...
its hard to continue if u keep giving boring answers...
hey, i wasnt born to charm the shit out of ladies...
onli foreigners are born wif the glib of the tongue...
but i'll take that as a lesson well learnt...
never let history repeat itself...
there was a community meeting and everyone has to attend it...
so there i was feeling out of place with the rest of them...
intro some new staff and stupid manager intro the student as well...
"come on, say a few words to them"
there u go, history repeats itself...
i duno wat say for my intro...
irc type? 1984/m
single type? macho man who is a snag. gers wat tr u waiting for
sports type? able to do tough physical work, gym, swims...
gay type? take a look on my right ear
gigolo type? first time yet to be given away, highest bidder wins!
beng type? look at both my ears
nerd type? i aced all of my papers
sch type? i graduate from kindergarten in bla bla, graduate from primary school in bla bla...
rock type? all u maggots out there, get down with the sickness
i actually need some prompting from them to get me going...
juz said i was from sp n study networking course and thats it...
well some ppl were giggling away...
i know gers find shy guys cute...
but that onli happens in the stone age... watever
and its not fair, they never intro the other intern...
3 persons were retrenched recently...
not bad, they drafted me in and got rid of 3 ppl...
looks like i have quite a high status here eh...
i can cover 3 person's jobs, so pro...
juz realised that i shouldnt play pagan poetry first...
my playlist is supposed to go in chronological order...
watever, once its messed up, theres no turning back...
anyone spare me a monitor? - hong"
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February 04, 2004 COLOURED.
Steal me, deal me, anyway you heal me
Maim me, tame me, you can never change me
Love me, like me, come ahead and fight me
Please me, tease me, go ahead and leave me
Bend me
Break me
Anyway you need me
As long as I want you baby it's all right
finally going into the fifth week of my attactment...
first time no time to rest...
and first time the time past so fast...
the UPS arrived today quite unexpectedly...
and we have to move some of the servers to make way...
after connecting back, there's a problem wif the bdc...
the hard disk wun load at all...
in short, one of the servers actually died on us...
u know we tend to complain when we have to do documentation...
about disaster recovery, wat to do when ur server crashes...
and those lamo stuff which we usually find it a chore and lazy to do...
thinking that it wun ever at all...
and then wham, there goes one of the server...
wheres the documentation when u need it the most...
luckily it was just a backup server...
the most juz reinstall everything from scratch...
and that took up the whole day...
somemore by the time i left still haben finish yet...
becos of the dumb nt service pack 6...
microsoft sucks to the core...
well, whoever created that msn messenger n hotmale sure sucks anyway...
just when i thought thaksin is going to lead the fight...
he has imposed a gag order on himself for 7 days...
just after i have posted about him being a fighter...
guess its up to me to lead the way...
we will survive the war...
who are we to be afraid of birds that cant even fly...
will u be so dumb to think the animals strike back?
only dolphins are as smart as us to know that sex isnt just for reproductory purposes...
animals are dumb...
thats y u get such things as mad cow diease...
if birds caught flu... so what...
even the strongest human gets sick too...
a lady's delicate lips lead to a hero's grave
i juz realised that once u start working...
we tend to lose a bit of that creativity a bit...
i think i am losing it...
becos im spending a longer time writing shorter posts...
last time is write a little...
then duno why end up write whole bunch of crap...
now wan to write one whole chunk oso cannot...
sian, i need someone to entertain me liao...
"damn im cool, cool as the deep blue ocean - hong"
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February 03, 2004 COLOURED.
the amount of time the liasion officer spent time wif me...
is equivalent to the total time taken to listen to blur's song 2...
less than 3 minutes...
he's just like another stranger come n gone...
and i still duno his name...
the nicer thing is he didnt sign my logbook...
maybe i can leave my logbook to rot after all...
clear the dust and write some meaningful things when its april...
right now, just wasting my time away...
i have relocated yet again...
this time its better...
i have 3 tables all to myself...
and im using one of the fastest workstation the company has to date...
while the rest were using pentium 2 or pentium 3...
i was cruising on a pentium 4 1.8ghz...
even though i didnt realise that...
i thought it was just some leftover workstation...
fast processor yet performance is still so slow...
even slower than my p3 at home...
finally i found out the reason...
the stupid internet connection...
having used cable for quite some time...
got too used to the speed liao...
so now im dling things at 10kbps at work is like crawling like tortoise...
seems like i have forgotten the days of dialup...
cannot cannot, dialup is my forefather...
must always remember the good n bad times we spent together...
the agony of disconnecting while downloading a 5mb file at 99%...
the joy of success completion of a song...
the rush of going online to publish blog n disconnect (particularly since the price hike)
arrr... those were the days...
the bird flu turns out to be quite a blessing in disguise for me...
no more queues for my chicken rice...
and no one to fight over chicken thigh...
yea, im still eating chicken...
and i will continue doing it...
if thailand got thaksin the pm to come out n endorse the chicken...
who can singapore look up to?
the ministers all run off hide in their mummy's wombs...
i dun go hell, who else will go hell...
so i step right up...
its time to stand up n be counted...
the government's the real quitter i tell u...
me is bloody patriotic cheeken lover!
im prepared to fight n die for the chicken...
who else is willing to join in the struggle?
why is everybody so scared of the bird flu...
all of us are born to kong jiao wey...
everyone knows the bird language...
and everyone talk cock...
its a natural ability...
the only difference is whether u know how much power u possess in that hidden talent...
i have practically exhausted all of my reserves liao...
thats why i have been constantly feeding on chicken to replenish my supply...
if it got any worse, i have to start visiting geylang liao...
i thought that everyone will change over time..
but some ppl just doesnt change....
same old manner, same old shit...
as u get older, u get wiser...
actually the older u get, the dumber u become...
after watching the roy keane special...
i can understand how anomalic feels...
both same same pattern 1 sia...
not that anomalic will go n break someone's legs la...
u c they grumble and whine all day about work...
not that they got pms everyday...
heck i will cry if roy keane suffers from pms...
they wan the team to do well...
they get pissed off when they see their colleagues not putting in as much effort as they do...
so they go screaming in their heads...
their colleagues will go "why u get so worked up for"
either that or go "ya ya" trying to shoo the naggy captain away...
instead of appeasing them, it only make them even pissed off...
they are the ones who realli care...
willing to fight n die for their beloved job...
okie, not really beloved...
sometimes its a case of forced circumstances...
they are qualified to join the resistance...
the real chicken-lovers, its time to come out n show ur love...
show ur love for chicken by devouring them...
eat at all costs...
leave no chicken alive...
erm, if u love chicken then y r u eating them?
arnt u supposed to give them tlc?
pet them, and feed them nice food...
instead of the chickens end up being finger-licking good at our hands...
i duno, i just cant help it...
i love chicken n i love to swallow it whole...
make sense doesnt it...
juz like u love women and say 'wo yao ba ni gey chi diao'
all pet lovers, go ahead and eat up ur pets...
eat ur terrapins, cats, dogs, hamsters, luohans...
humans sure are hungry creatures...
"pour some misery down on me - hong"
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February 02, 2004 COLOURED.
they say the songs a person listens to...
more or less has an influence in his life...
for those who never understand me...
this is your chance...
playing songs every week...
and only songs i listen to...
although headbanging to rock doesnt make me a violent person...
it actually calms me down...
u see all those ppl who lose their tempers all so easily...
mostly is they listen to too much bubblegum pop and boybands...
i did my calculations earlier in the year...
and so far so good, everything is going to plan...
though there may be some minor shocks early last month...
heck i still cant believe uchu is modern day wei xiaobao...
and my initial thoughts of marriage... lol
yea, i know im sick...
luckily i managed to come to my senses...
cleared my thoughts of everyone...
and my wet dreams n fantasies are gone now..
at least i realise all along it has been infatuation...
they come n gone and none survive to live another day...
and everything's back to normal again...
now for some miscalculations...
unexpected windfall...
i actually saved $600 over a few months...
including angbao la, it took me ages to save $100 loh...
unexpected downfall...
i need to get a new monitor...
my current one is half dead...
it hasnt died on me yet...
at least it still has a heart to allow me to blog...
but it doesnt allow me to watch movies...
did the parental advisory set up this monitor?
made to go gugugaga when u watch too violent n nude films...
hard to explain how my dispaly looks like...
thought of doing a print screen...
but it will give the normal image...
so i used my digicam to show u how it looks like...
quite a pain in the ass really...
not really, its the eyes...
the LO is coming tml for a visit...
and my logbook is oh so empty...
it is as good as new if not for the dust settling...
lazy to write and lazy to elaborate...
i juz see how it goes...
crap a bit and hopefully he believes my shit...
i am counting down...
2 more weeks and its the big showdown...
at one corner, from lakeside mrt...
weighing at 72kg, toy!
at the other corner, from yew tee mrt...
weighing at 61kg, honggy!
we gonna see how far we have come...
since the start of the year...
we have been training by ourselves...
i guess the result will still be the same...
crushed in the biceps round...
and coming out tops in the chest...
same old story everytime...
and i still duno why is everyone in the gym watching tv...
u pay $2.50 to use the equipment...
not to watch a movie that has been replayed duno how many times liao...
its like everyone is so poor and they dun own a tv at home...
have to pay money to come watch...
more expensive than cable tv i itell u...
and sano's improving...
i can see it, and i can feel it...
one day it will be him shooing others away...
instead of the other way round...
btw, im training my sister's hamster...
it can stand on 2 legs like a real man...
and i have been giving him commando treatment...
since i going ns, might as well prepare the hamster as well...
he will defend my house and prevent any accidents...
"born to be this way - hong"
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