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December 31, 2003 COLOURED.
the massive difference between kids n adults
here is wat i found on neopets help chat forum
topic: WHEN YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR GIRL ON A DATE TO THE BEACH..HAVE THEY EVER FLOATED AWAY?
message: JUST WONDERING??? HAPPEN TO ME ONCE..NEVER AGAIN WILL I DO THAT
and users's replies?
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!
"uhh! sick..u ARE A GIRL THOUGH! "
"Dan squeals:
umm..."avril" if she does like girls, then you saying that can be considered harrasment..
and then snorts at you! "
"what keeps floating away? "
"is she plastic or something?"
"you could get a really big rock
and tie a rope aroudn her waist and the rock
and throw the rock on the shore
and let her float out
so she will float, but she wont float away."
"*rolls eyes* ok did she float away before or after ur house was on fire??.... Your boards are called SPAm and you can be reported for it... "
the person replies
"NO...I DIDN'T TIE HER TO THE CHAIR SO SHE JUST..WELL...DISAPPEARED ONE NIGHT... "
and the users' replies again!
"lol i have a idea y dont u tie a brick 2 her foot! lol lol lol next time she wont float away! "
and that originator thanks his fans!
"THANK YOU..THAT'S NOT MY NAME BUT THAT'S SURE MY GAME..I LOVE MAKING PPL LAUGH..SERIOUSLY....SO WHAT SHOULD I DO....SHE KEEPS FLOATING AWAY...IT HAPPENED TWICE..IN ONE WEEK.....I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHOULD I START GOING TO A RESTARAUNT OR SOMETHING..IT'S INDOOR SO THAT IS A START "
and the crap continues....
"how would she float away??? seems pretty weird 2 me "
he provided some logical answer
"HEY NOW....SHE'S NOT WIERD..OR SHOULD I SAY..SHE "WASN'T WIERD ANYWAYS....SHE WAS JUST VERY CHALLENGED "
and then the story continues...
"homie are u a girl taking another girl out "
"yup she is "
"Pfft. Stupid n00b. Reported.
Yes, I DO report constipated women. Lookout."
"what!!!!!! r u g@ y?? "
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! SHE DROWNED? "
"Blond- No, I think she means she just...floated off into the ocean. "
"i think she's plastic? "
some pre new year cheers to end ur 2003 on a funny and laughing mood...
CHEERS for all
*farts for neo*
SNAGS are still in k!
4:20 PM
exactly wat i typed 1 year ago...
resolutions for 2003:
- to get my $55 loss back
- pay attention to lectures in MLT2
- swim faster than those SASA ppl
- get bigger arms
- learn to snack between meals
- eat 3 or more meals everyday
- reached 60kg by end 2003
- read more biographies
- learn abt religions
- get a snow cap
- get a choker
- aim for a distinction in any subject
- get a hp
now
i didnt get my $55 back...
i still sleep during lectures...
i swim even slower than takumi now...
i didnt camp at borders...
so no religions and biographies...
no snow cap...
no choker...
and biggest surprise... NO HP
and im beginning to like it...
and who says resolutions are things u say but wun do...
i did have bigger arms...
i did reach 60kg...
and i even got a distinction for financial management...
thats 2003 recap of resolutions for u...
resolutions for 2004:
- hit 70kg by end 2004
- learn some things from attachment (gd or bad)
- get even bigger arms
- get gold for napfa
- be a millionaire in neopets
- training is not punishment
- understand the real meaning of life
- to grow up
- to be void of emotions even though im oreadi quite stoned
- get better bod than allan wu
- camp inside NS and never get out
- continue with the nonchalant lifestyle
3:25 PM
December 30, 2003 COLOURED.
i apologise for not blogging as much as i used to...
been busy playing neopets...
and being labelled a neo-petter sound so kinky...
anyway new year's coming soon...
and quite a lot of stuff to put up...
lol, if u know wat i mean...
9:05 AM
December 29, 2003 COLOURED.
you are mediumauqamarine
#66CDAA |
Your dominant hues are cyan and green. Although you definately strive to be logical you care about people and know there's a time and place for thinking emotionally. Your head rules most things but your heart rules others, and getting them to meet in the middle takes a lot of your energy some days.
Your saturation level is medium - You're not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it's required of you. You probably don't think the world can change for you and don't want to spend too much effort trying to force it.
Your outlook on life is brighter than most people's. You like the idea of influencing things for the better and find hope in situations where others might give up. You're not exactly a bouncy sunshine but things in your world generally look up.
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5:40 PM
December 28, 2003 COLOURED.
kids say the darnest things
"Well im curently on holiday in spain and im on a plane tomorrow. Dont fear planes, most of the journey is over water so if the worst should happen you probably wont die "
hello?
say the plane goes down to the sea...
u think it suddenly becomes a submarine?
or maybe the plane has auto eject seats for everyone...
and pop all of them from duno how many thousands feet above ground...
even the world class divers cant execute a perfect move...
the impact is as good as crushing ur bones to powder...
which can be sold to those traditional chinese medicine halls...
6:50 PM
its been 5 days since i last stepped out of my house and travelled at least 100m...
everything looks so foreign now...
everybody's eyes were down when they walked past me...
maybe becos its late...
i was going to get some spring chicken for my stomach...
too bad the chicken went to sleep early...
it wans to catch the worm in the morning...
basket sold out...
in the end go out for nothing...
waste my time...
its about that i eat food from outside...
everything at home is all carbo and veggies...
meat onli cook little bit onli...
hmm i saw an indian guy fucking a mrt pillar...
he noticed me and he thrust it further in...
so selfish, dun wan to share share...
and his friend was waiting for his turn...
so poor thing...
dun they have a home...
must go urine at public property...
5:59 PM
I am
I will
So no longer
Will I
Lay down
Play dead
Play your doe
In the headlights locked down
And terrified
Your deer in the headlights
Shot down and horrified when
Push comes to pull comes to shove
Comes to step around this
Self - destructing dance that never
Would've ended till I
Rose,
I roared aloud here
I will
I am.
*ROARS*
i got sick of the slow dekap and reverted to shoutbox...
and i got no idea why shoutbox now so fast liao...
maybe it has to be that AIM who is shoving money down their asses...
more news later
2:01 PM
December 27, 2003 COLOURED.
A Perfect Circle - Pet
Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window
Go back to sleep
Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind what other voices say
They don't care about you, like I do, like I do
Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,
See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do.
Just stay with me, safe and ignorant,
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Count the bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep to the rhythm of the war drums
I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and all your demons
I'll be the one to protect you from
A will to survive and a voice of reason
I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and your choices son
They're one in the same
I must isolate you
Isolate and save you from yourself
Swayin to the rhythm of the new world order and
Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
The boogeymen are coming
The boogeymen are coming
Keep your head down, go to sleep, to the rhythm of the war drums
Stay with me
Safe and ignorant
Just stay with me
Hold you and protect you from the other ones
The evil ones
Don't love you son,
Go back to sleep
SEE, i treat my pets so nice...
i even give them sleep with no worries...
but now both my accounts kena restock banned liao...
so i cant make money le...
looks like even neopets is trying to get me out of my house...
first my father on xmas eve...
he asked me not going out ar...
then he suggested going orchard wif him...
WIF HIM!!!
of cos i said no...
i think all parents would die to have a son like me...
but he didnt give up...
he told me to take him to the movies...
erm, maybe he missed the cinemas...
i think its been ages since my parents ever stepped inside one...
i told him there are no movies worth seeing currently...
i lied... there was that big return of the king everyone was talking about...
all 3 lord of the rings movies...
all big, and i missed all of them...
and i am still very pissed...
about the damned imax n free tickets...
i have said b4...
i rather die than ask a ger go c movie...
and ask guys they will give u this stare...
now my father??... i got nothing to say....
next person... my mother...
becos my sister is staying out on xmas eve...
they oso expect me to go out and come back late late...
but there i was...
staring at the computer like a sex goddess...
stroking the keyboard ever so gently wif my delicate fingers...
busy making neopoints...
not bothered about anything else le...
and she asked...
and i gave her the same answer...
never go out, eating at home...
boxing day... its my sister turn to ask...
"never go borders ar?"
no, staying at home...
others see home as jails...
i see home as shelter...
i want to be kept inside and not released...
juz like a man in solitary confinement...
he seeks enlightenment...
he seeks the answers to his questions...
juz like a monk...
praying n praying day in day out...
kik kok kik kok that hollow thing...
i gained enlightenment...
just by the internet alone...
its sufficient to see the whole world...
and i guess the ppl all over are lame...
yahoo pool, irc, neopets, klite...
whereever i go, there are lamers...
i guess this applies to real life as well...
all the lamers that wan steve chia out...
he rocks...
but my body rocks better than him!
he who is alone knows no emotions...
thats why he cant be bothered with anything at all...
the path to joking is long and complex...
so dun underestimate it...
can u be a entertainer???
2:30 AM
December 26, 2003 COLOURED.
minihonghong says 'i love honggy!'...
Xiaohong growls menacingly.
9:56 PM
minihonghong went from this...
to this...
think minihonghong wans to give me a xmas prezzie for being such a nice guy...
and h0nggy looks stick thin originally...
all he wished for xmas was to get fatter...
and he got his wish...
although i couldnt see why he was smiling so happily for...
when he became a bunny...
a he-bunny.... ARRRGHHH
roughly in about a week's time though...
he will become the pirates of the caribbean...
and oh my goodness i cant believe the name of takumi's pet...
and blumaroo doesnt have to be blue to be a blumaroo...
finally for the real honggy....
too bad it wasnt mine...
but guess wat, a female was looking after it...
and she's singaporean...
arrr... so i have an admirer...
from 4 yrs ago?
hmmm.... i hate kacheeks!
2:18 AM
December 25, 2003 COLOURED.
The best of British blogging The UK's Guardian Unlimited announce the winners of their British blog awards. Worth perusal for much inspiration and entertainment.
– Ev. [12/19/2003 11:03:16 AM] #
now wtf is this...
i DEMAND my award for the best blogger!
a song for them...
oh ya, did i mentioned that i have never liked christmas b4?
more on that later...
merry xmas n cheers...
Korn feat Nas - Play Me
Everybody's an Enemy
telling me lies and it's killing me
why they all want to get rid of me
Everybody's my enemy
Several try to disguise the devil in them
Wanting to get into my cerebellum but I'm
Ready and willing to tell them that I can't F with them
Exhale so hard it got my chest swelling
like my dick does when watching nikkid women
do sick stuff on my porn collection on television
Trust nobody
I don't know who to call a friend
they all just pretend to be
Fuck Everybody this is to all of ya'll
cuz everybody is an enemy
Watching my own back
strapped in chrome, to my homies
where the tombstones at, where the hoes at?
Cuz to many didn't act like dikes, hermaphrodites
with benzene, amen
Look at the trash they biting
The life in times is kinda weaker
like the time and life of the sandman
on Apollo theater
imagine that another black with a hook
who pulls the wack talent off the stage
I'm enraged
You fill your lies around me
and you think you won
You feel you can control me
with the things you've done
You think you can take me
you think you can play me
you're going to start to hate me
I feel that you disgraced me
12:25 PM
December 24, 2003 COLOURED.
first saw her at a crowded place...
then it was at heerens...
then it was at sp...
then it was at borders...
then it was at some place...
i forget where is it liao...
then it was at the mrt...
then it was in my dreams...
and now its on the tv...
u know that u're addicted when u start to say silly things...
anyway for the first time ever since the vacation...
i have actually gained weight...
nice, but its juz a minor gain...
after all these few days i have been stuffing myself...
but i still can't get up to the 6 meals a day...
i can onli have 4 provided i stay up late...
otherwise its the usual 3 meals...
im tempted to try out the atkins diet...
i veri curious about how much muscle u can add...
but then again, i cant go without carbo...
i need some excess weight...
i need some serious motivation...
getting some from the gym...
got none from neopets n swimming...
how they love to show off getting their 100k in a month...
i can break the million in a month...
i believe there are smarter ppl out there...
who can do it in juz a matter of days...
maybe they prefer to keep a low profile...
swimming wise, no takumi = sian...
i cant do without him...
i slack a lot swimming alone...
unless there r interesting ppl swimming along...
read interesting = girls...
and some psychos who can swim fast...
RIAA has lost in a suitcase...
all the p2p users can rejoice...
but pls come back to kazaa...
i need ppl to finish up my eraserhead n blue velvet...
all these rights is scaring humji ppl away...
which realli sucks...
if there are many daredevils out there then nvm...
but when u have so many humjis leaving...
the network left onli about half of the original users...
that is veri sad...
the sadder thing is i have a lot of movies on my list that i haben seen yet...
and i oso duno how to find the time to watch them...
1. 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003).DVDScr.DVL (107:40)
2. A Beautiful Mind [DVDivX Repack by ARTech] (135:18)
3. A Clockwork Orange (XDVD - L580) (138:26)
4. Ali.G.In.Da.House.DVDRip.DIVX.SCREENER - EM (84:32)
5. Amelie - English Subbed by kraked ice (121:50)
6. American Beauty [dvdrip, DivX] (121:35)
7. American History X (DivX) (118:50)
8. American Pie 2 [DVD DivX] (96:51)
9. American Pie 3 - The Wedding (2003) DivX (91:32)
10. American Pie (95:28)
11. Battle.Royale.Subbed.DVDivX - niNja.oF.tSi (111:00)
12. Being.John.Malkovich.DiVX (112:03)
13. Brazil [DivX - Eng] (143:18)
14. Bridget Jones's Diary(DVD - DivX) (96:45)
15. City Of God (disc 1) (63:29)
16. City Of God (disc 2) (61:43)
17. Cruel Intentions 2 (83:28)
18. Cruel Intentions (93:32)
19. Daredevil (99:19)
20. Donnie Darko (113:14)
21. Equilibrium (105:52)
22. Eyes Wide Shut (Divx Dvd) (159:04)
23. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (118:26)
24. Fight Club (132:58)
25. Freddy.VS.Jason.(TCR).DivX.TS.DaDuck (90:01)
26. Kill.Bill.Vol.1.(FTM).DivX.WP.DaDuck (112:36)
27. Kung Pow (81:29)
28. Magnolia (185:31)
29. Memento (108:48)
30. Monster's Ball (107:16)
31. Mulholland Drive CD1 (72:00)
32. Mulholland Drive CD2 (75:06)
33. Original Sin (111:29)
34. Pi (83:46)
35. Pulp Fiction DivX DVD Rip (High Res) (154:20)
36. Requiem for a Dream (DivX) (101:09)
37. Resevoir Dogs (100:33)
38. Scary Movie 2 (78:58)
39. Scary Movie (86:17)
40. Scary.Movie.3.(TCR).DivX.TS.DaDuck (74:31)
41. Snatch DVD rip DivX (98:34)
42. Swimming Pool (98:10)
43. The Core (DivX) (126:20)
44. The Fast And The Furious [DVD - DivX] (106:48)
45. The Usual Suspects (DivX) (105:57)
46. The.Hulk.(SMF).DivX.Workprint.DaDuck (132:39)
47. trainspotting (divx) (86:37)
48. Vanilla Sky [DivX] (136:02)
49. wild things - DivX (108:13)
50. Zoolander (89:08)
so far i have seen onli 10 of them...
and i still have a lot to clear....
the saddest part has to be...
i still got 30 over episodes of get backers i haben watched yet...
initally i thought i can watch while im downloading...
but that was not the case...
i have lousy 128mb ram...
and i cant upgrade unless i change my whole system...
nmp steve chia has proved a thing...
that ministers are human after all...
u dun expect SM lee to be this nerd who doesnt know how to make love rite...
i mean how he got his DPM lee n the singtel CEO...
all humans, male n female alike...
all watched or keep porn during some point of their lives...
he made a nice statement when he was found to have porn pics on his pc...
"if im a criminal, i supposed every single citizen is one too"...
erm that statement i made that up...
but he did said something like that...
if anyone condemned him or demand he be removed from his post...
i think that person ought to be castrated or raped... depending on the gender...
theres nth abt him keeping porn on his pc or anything...
actually it helps to prevent him from committing crimes...
going around raping, molesting, hidden cameraing...
i guess porn was made to curb ppl's desires...
to prevent crimes from happening...
like a clockwork orange...
u can treat porn as some sort of brainwashing in this case though...
wet dreams occur either becos they were too busy to do it...
or they are trying to maintain this holy image of them...
or they didnt know how to release it the proper way...
anyway its embarassing to wet urself...
compared to bed wetting, dreams r worse...
n i admit the last time i wet my bed was at sec 2... LOL
normally they say bed wetting stops after ur pri sch...
if u still wet ur bed...
they will go shame shame...
then finger ur cheeks like dapping at some chilli sauce like that...
guess who's poking their cheeks like some sauce...
when they gets old and cant control the urge...
shame on u!
1:48 AM
December 22, 2003 COLOURED.
too much compliments is a bad thing...
the more u're praised...
the more dua pai u will feel...
and once he's blinded by the success...
he starts to look down on ppl liao...
so its nice to be criticised...
critics always make u a better person...
the more they put u down...
the more demoralised u will feel...
but its a better way...
to get the best out of people...
i've seen so many examples...
those pri sch fren last time kena scold like fuck...
then like their grades are out of this world...
topping their classes like nobody business like that...
and some kena rejected by gers...
they go for some extreme makeover...
now the gers all chased after him...
and he doesnt give 2 hoots...
he said it was to let them have a taste of their own medicine...
something like always bearing a grudge...
and swearing to make them regret for their actions...
i tink its quite an effective method to get things done...
so go on and scold anyone u fancy...
hit them wif their best shot...
say "WAT A SISSYBOY!"
or some nice sarcastic remarks...
over the years they may hate you...
but deep down u r their benefactor...
anyway i've taken stick for playing neopets...
i dun think they realli know wat its all about...
some of the ppl there are old...
old as in very old...
old enuf to be my mother type...
so dun assume im the oldest down there...
a few years back, i was on a channel outing...
all neber meet b4 1, and there was this ah beng...
typical hair, typical language, typical clothes, typical comb...
those who know him well crapped wif him...
i didnt approach him until he started to talk abt neopets...
yes he tok about neopets...
this ultra beng is tok neopets to me...
and then we began trading tips and stuff...
ren bu ke mao xiang, c his xialan face actually play neopets...
since then i think all users come from all walks of life liao...
i oso duno why i restarted playing...
maybe for the reason that i have an unfulfilled wish...
real life canot earn so much money...
virtual earn for self comfort...
anyway my wish is to reach the magic 1million mark...
small sum for experienced...
big sum for newbies...
and i always snigger at how users announce how much they have earned...
after months? years?
im on my week now and i can be a millionaire in a month...
i oso duno wat shit they doing...
but i dun care about them bragging about watsoever...
as long as they dun steal my eyeballs...
and abt this bloody template...
this is the one i took the longest to finish editing sia...
the coding is unbelievably insane...
but i guess that's wat the italians are bet at doing...
do u know all the boxes the borders in this site...
is entirely made up of these gifs.....
sickening italians.... salutes to them too...
cos they're freaking amazing to come up wif this from the small gifs...
2:50 AM
December 20, 2003 COLOURED.
The Reason
im not a perfect person. there are many things i wish i didnt do
but i continue learning. i never meant to do those things to you.
and so i have to say before i go, that i just want you to know
i've found a reason for me, to change who i used to be
a reason to start over new, and the reason is you
im sorry that i hurt, its something i must live with everyday
and all the pain i put you through, i wish that i could take it all away
and be the one who catches all your tears, thats why i need you to hear
im not a perfect person, i never meant to do those things to you
and so i have to say before i go that i just want you to know
ive found a reason for me, to change who i used to be
a reason to start over new, and the reason is you
ive found a reason to show a side of me you didnt know
a reason for all that i do, and the reason is you
man woman thin thin no green
2:35 AM
December 19, 2003 COLOURED.
i have been searching for my small mr bean bear for weeks...
clear out my whole room, searched every corner...
turned my whole bed upside down...
but i juz can't find it...
and then one day, i saw it on here...
i duno why the bear was left hanging on a statue...
my mother found it under my bed but lazy to give back to me...
so she juz left it there hoping i will notice and retrieve it...
in the end i brought it back to where it belong....
with the bigger sized one of cos...
everything come in pairs...
dun believe? take a look...
say hello to bear bear n bear bear...
both didnt have names given since they are very important in my hierarchy...
yea, i do have a hierarchy, next time i tell u all about it...
say hello to tiger n tiger...
again they dun have proper names...
becos they make veri irritating sounds when hit on their backs...
this is new zealand and lambchops...
new zealand is a sheep alright, its not a country...
lambchops was named becos of that cartoon craze back then...
so u know roughly how long i have been keeping them...
the bunnies!
bus bunny and buster bunny...
wat the hell is a bus bunny?
isnt it supposed to be bugs?
actually there is another bunny...
but then my mother threw it away...
she threw bugs bunny out of warner brothers :(
so the new one is called bus...
well bunnies at that time all i know is bugs bugs n bugs...
i dun know there is bunny ladies and stuff...
father willy and willy...
there is a mother willy...
and again my mother threw it away...
maybe my mother was jealous and wanted to be their mother...
wonder y willy dun have those black dots on the cheeks?
i plucked it all off, it was deem too ugly for my favorite willy...
not all are pairs though...
sometimes i like a lil threesome...
panda bear, polar bin, and bear...
again they were given stupid names...
becos they spent most of their lives either in plastic bags in storeroom...
or cooped up inside my wardrobe...
yea, my wardrobe houses lots of stuff...
like a mini storeroom like that...
best kept closed for some neatness...
enuf of all those sweet loving couples and threesome orgies...
time for some souls who prefer to be alone...
chinchilla!
most gers like chinchillas...
of cos they like the real ones...
they dun like this poser lamer..
which is good, becos they wun fight with me over chinchilla...
he's alone becos he wans the bolster all by himself...
darn selfish rite, he's considerate though...
he knows i dun nd the bolster at all...
but no one comes near to the top of the hierarchy...
should i say no one is able to challenger her royal highness...
the oldest of them all...
she is the same age as me... minus a month...
and she has been through thick and thin with me...
so of cos she deserves my pillow...
and snoopy is a she...
becos rite from the start, it was a she...
it doesnt look like a he no matter how u look at it...
c i have even stripped off all her clothes to double check...
she has clothes to wear when its cold...
but now, she has my warmth and thats all she needs...
and yea, i didnt watch lotr at all...
toy act smart say imax have...
n i presume he was right...
ob the day before we were supposed to catch it...
i dun c lotr anywhere on the imax website...
and now i missed all 3 films...
GREAT!
about the pics...
u noticed the green background?
my room was painted lime green for ur info...
it was supposed to be black...
but i think my parents will kill me for that...
so im left wif no choice but to go for green...
actually any colors oso can...
as long as its not plain colors can le..
plain colors are boring...
i shall now leave u with this nice one
Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell
Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell
Korn - One
1:50 AM
December 17, 2003 COLOURED.
im an entertainer...
born to make ppl laugh and destress...
after a hard day's work, after so much stress...
after all the complaints about how life sucks...
ppl love being entertained to stop their haizing and whinings...
to forget about their problems temporarily...
i call this blogging entertainment...
"wat do u mean by blogging entertainment?"
"u mean u have been writing things that are not real?"
i have been blogging for over a year now...
and u still cant tell fact from fiction?
u only write facts in your personal diary where no one can see it...
facts like stealing from mama shops...
facts like grabbing ur best fren's gf's buns while in front of him...
facts like piercings of genitials...
facts like saying all religions suck big time...
facts like fantasizing every single female star making love...
facts like beating the hell out of everybody...
facts like installing hidden cameras all over changing rooms...
facts like doing drugs and getting a kick out of it...
as u can see...
facts are ugly stuff...
you reveal them, ppl will think oh gosh...
why my honggy is like that one...
but i think everyone has dark fantasies...
every single human has a dark past...
its juz that its better no one knows about it...
thats y u see ppl having public and private blogs...
public show the goody-2-shoes type...
private reveal the confessions of a sinner...
i wouldnt say it is a sin...
more of something to indulge urself in...
i mean how can u call it a sin when it is something u enjoy doing...
which means u must do things that u dun like then its consider moral issit...
thats crap religion for u...
btw... most of the things i said that are facts are not true...
LOL, i juz listed them as examples of general ppl...
but i did some of them alright...
u juz go figure which ones i did...
and the truth regarding my blog...
only 1 post can be labelled as fiction...
the one abt the alexander delarge...
i wish i can be like him though...
the other posts are well... facts...
not really facts...
cos i twisted virtually every single word possible...
to make my boring life look like the most wonderful...
u know the thing about whatever is written can be brought up to court?
i sue u for slander n all the stupid remarks and stuff...
its like watching beyond belief: fact or fiction...
the only difference is....
in real life, if it seems absurb, then it must be a fact, no way its fiction...
u know i can be a millionaire right now...
if i bring up all those ppl who say i suck to court...
i would be filthy rich and thanking them for saying i suck...
yesh this is entertainment, but the hazards are real...
i got a dislocated thumb...
so folks, watever u do...
please do not try this at home...
and the reason why i dun like to talk is im sick of entertaining...
u cant expect a person to entertain u 24/7...
who is there to entertain an entertainer...
no one, absolutely no one...
only the snoopy and the rock songs...
he can only block the bad things in his mind to 4get abt it...
if anyone notice, i actually speak wif a slight stammer...
since i dun tok so much, i oreadi kinda lost wif how to talk properly liao...
so if u c me speaking fluently wif u, gd for u...
zero has said wats so nice about irc...
dun realli agree about it being sian...
it has taught me many things about humans...
irc is the only way i can get to close contact...
and where i can understand ppl better in real life...
u c all those lamers, and weirdos and proness ard...
many things which u couldnt have seen in real life...
unless u have an insanely large circle of friends...
and of cos irc is onli interesting when there are entertainers around...
so i shall leave u with this nice verse from marilyn manson...
This isn't a show, this is my fucking life
I'm not ashamed, you're entertained
But I'm not a puppet
I am a grenade
"who should i be when they're judging me" - hong
2:17 PM
December 16, 2003 COLOURED.
Hoobastank - Same Direction
whenever i step outside, somebody claims to see the light
it seems to me that all of us have lost our patience
cause everyone thinks they're right, and nobody thinks that there just might be more than one road to our final destination
but i'm not ever going to know if i'm right or wrong
cause we're all going in the same direction
and i'm not sure which way to go because all along
we've been gonig in the same direction
i'm tired of playing games, of looking for someone else to blame
got all the holes in answers that are clearly showing
for something to fill the space, was all of the time i spoent a waste
cause so many choices point the same way i was going...
so why does there only have to be one correct philosophy?
i don't want to go and follow you just to end up like one of them
and why are you always telling me what you want me to believe?
i'd liek to think that i can go my own way and meet you in the end
but i'm not ever going to know...
1:00 PM
i am Alexander DeLarge...
my principle interests are rape, ultraviolence and dear Ludvig van Beethoven...
here are my droogs Dim, Pete and George...
we are in a gang of 4, no more no less...
otherwise there becomes a splinter in the gang...
we spend a lot of time away from home and out on the streets...
we always hit the bar before we start our night activities...
the korova milkbar sold milk-plus; milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking.
this would sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence...
after drinking, i will start to see "Bog and All His Holy Angels" in my left shoe...
we roam the nights getting into fights with other gangs, commit random acts of violence, and "in-out" women...
i can sing "Singing in the Rain" pretty well while im kicking the old man's balls and raping his young wife at the same time...
one day i was betrayed by my droogs after i hit a lady wif a notti notti object...
they left me to be caught by the police...
i was sent to the prison serving sentence for murder when that notti notti object caused her death...
i read the bible while i was there...
i only read about the sex n the violence bits...
i dreamt of getting out of jail...
i ask my priest about the dangerous experiment that the scientists have come up with...
which is said to get rid of any violent and sexual impulses...
i wanted to take the chance as i can get out fast...
there i was forced to watch unedited footage of brutal beatings, rapes, and Nazi marches all the while with good old Ludwig van Beethoven's Ninth Symphony playing in the background...
soon they released me when i am cured...
well well well, i am a changed man...
i get sick at the sight of violence and sex...
shit i even cant stand my ludvig van now...
the society doesnt accept me...
they still think i am the old alexander delarge...
i feel so miserable...
someone please end this sickness...
i am honggy the hongness...
i watched a clockwork orange in 2003...
this movie was done in 1971...
i didnt know that films at that time can show so much nudity...
even eyes wide shut seem tame compared to clockwork orange...
i see this old old old movie not becos of the nudity involved...
its was on the list of everyone's weirdest movies...
i dun really know wt goes into ppl's minds when it comes to being weird...
anyway i still have a whole load of so-called weird movies to see...
weird, maybe... but i was freaked out at the first scene...
the music, the face... kids would have wet their pants in record time...
the movie's called a clockwork orange basically becos of something...
when ppl are bad, some will try to brainwash them...
to make them become "good"...
or what they perceived to be good...
so the experimental person becomes manipulated and has no control at all...
a very very dark movie, yet so realistic...
u know that brainwashing process is always on-going...
if u tink im psychotic, u haben seen someone else...
sometimes some things juz change a person's life forever...
our paths have changed, im still going in the same direction...
u, deviated to another path and gd luck to u...
for making all the weird choices and backstabbing...
damn shit u're hell right if u say i dun show up is becos of u...
juz the sight of u makes me sick...
wondering how pathetic can humans realli be...
12:38 AM
December 13, 2003 COLOURED.
i didnt know wat i was in for yesterday...
i think someone is trying to send me a message or something...
first up i was dressed in my swimming attire...
read swimming attire = clothes im still wearing since last night...
and of cos that freaking hairstyle i get from tossing and turning in bed...
not forgetting my 3/4 closed eyes protected by nerdy specs...
adeline spotted me but i didnt turn back...
i knew that it was her becos her head turned...
but i ignored her becos i simply look like a beggar like that...
my mother always said must look presentable whenever u go out...
and its forever the one ear in, the other ear out for me...
i mean i dun wear my underwear when i go to 7-11...
so what man, my shorts is not translucent wat...
and jay chou goes public without his undies...
with all the flashing cameras...
i bet some gers must be trying to film his up-shorts when he's playing ball...
go other places oso veri mah fun...
if she's around will nag nag to wear proper shorts...
those that have zippers, anything else oso cannot...
"dun go and xia suay us la"
who i can embarass but myself...
i never go out wif them wat, onli i alone...
anyway after i got off from marsiling...
i saw jeffrey, my cadet back in sec sch...
and again i didnt bother to say hi...
our eyes meet and i think he recognizes me...
but he's more in the rush to catch that train which was leaving...
it looks more like im his cadet n he's my trainer...
he got this damn cao lao face...
looks a grand 50 years old grandfather...
and juz after i got passed the gantry...
i saw her... the hair, esp the skin...
only miaoling has this exotic skin color...
but then i couldnt confirm, i didnt see the face at all...
and of cos i didnt say hi to the 3rd familiar person for the day...
"u must always look presentable when u meet ur friends"
whenever i go swimming i always think of kenny...
not becos i am fucking gay...
but the questions he always asked...
"what do u wear for swimming?"
ppl dun wear trunks then wear wat...
"no v-shape leh, wear trunks paisei"
obviously he hasnt been the public pool at all...
the swimmers i see are usually those with beer bellies and flabby arms...
either that or skinny complete with feeble arms and wobbly legs...
sometimes u do get to see those vshapers and hourglasses...
but those lamos are juz down there for show...
like models for a swimming parade?
walking the whole length of the pool...
juz to make sure everyone notices them...
b4 they go back up to enjoy the sun...
toy has told me an interesting thing b4...
u will not ever see bodybuilders going swimming at all...
they say the water will shrink their muscles...
u know that a ger is interested in u...
when she starts to swim nearer n nearer to u...
she started from lane 8 and after 20 laps she was on lane 2...
not bad for gers, usually they dun swim that much...
no prizes for guessing which lane i was... lane 3
very few people can stay at the pool throughout the duration of the 50...
she did exactly that n honestly i am utterly impressed...
"u'll meet ur wife in the pool"
these golden words came from my father...
thats how he found my mother...
i tink he wants me to follow his footsteps...
but i need to borrow some courage from him to do it...
u know everyone has been going on about the lord of the rings...
"its a die die must watch movie!"
seriously i dun see that much enthusiam at all...
cinemas have been giving out so many free tickets n passes u know...
its like begging u to go watch the movie...
i mean u dun get that wif the matrix...
the matrix story sucks but no free tix...
toy got his pair of free tix from his father duno redeem wat pts can 1...
and me.... got this pair of marathon tickets...
u know the one that allows u to watch all 3 movies at 1 shot...
with extended versions and all...
my friends used to laugh at me...
saying i missed out on the biggest movie of the year...
but now i get to see all 3 and uncut versions...
so who should be laughing now...
if u think its me, then im afraid u're wrong...
i gave away my free pair of marathon tickets to my sister...
firstly i cant find a partner...
i think i rather die than ask a female to go out wif me...
and if i asked guys then they have found proof that im gay...
actually i am supposed to go watch it, becos i found someone...
toy agreed to go wif me, after all its free...
but then he got this stupid vacation holidays stuff...
and he cant make it back on the 17th...
which means i missed out on all 3 lotr movies liao...
but he still got his free pair right?
once again, u're wrong...
we're going to watch lotr on IMAX
and yes, we're paying...
which means i get to miss 2 lotr movies...
and i still have to fork out money to watch the move that was supposed to be free...
asking me why we so stupid go and pay money?
becos we got discount coupons for IMAX...
and becos there are so few IMAX movies...
we juz have to make full use of the coupons b4 the expiry date...
i have been listening to sheryl crow's hits recently...
i know this is very un-me...
but sheryl crow juz reminds me of love psychedelico...
that guitar sound just makes me wanna be cuddled...
8:30 PM
December 12, 2003 COLOURED.
im writing this becos toy is eating up my whole bandwidth...
and i cant even surf the web at all...
i have sent him his freddy vs jason, equilibrium, and battle royale...
now i have to get him hulk, daredevil, the core...
i think i am some kinda slave...
but i dun complain though...
i must be happy being ordered around...
anyway i oso duno got wat things to dl liao...
shareaza is the suckiest p2p program...
and yet so many are raving about it...
yea sure it has albums in zip...
but downloading them seems to take forever...
maybe the klitek++ should write a similar version to shareaza...
oooh, klitek++ is not available at their site liao...
lesson #1
u dun demand respect from others...
others will respect u gradually...
when they c the amount of effort u put in for ur work...
some ppl laugh it off when i started going to gym...
"aiya u ar, go n carry sissy weights la"
now i always get the satisfaction when it is them who are carrying the sissy weights now...
im pushing myself very hard this week...
becos of the weird weather climate, i haben't be swimming at all...
so im stuck in the gym...
and im doing wat i used to do in once a week to thrice a week...
and im getting closer to my previous levels liao...
i juz cant wait to carry 40kg on that free bar...
and hopefully a 50kg on the strings...
all these with my reduced weight of 59...
i really nd to load on carbo n proteins now...
PICTURE RELIEF
smart ppl know its a nose n a mouth...
but look closely...
dun u tink it resembles a skull?
or some kinda alien face...
i duno, this pic kinda grows on u...
and i purposely made my nose look big so the eye sockets look more realistic yea...
the more i look at it the more it resembles something...
i duno wat i was taking...
this juz appears out of nowhere...
u always get all sorts of funny results when u try without flash...
a pity i didnt took it a bit lower...
but then it was hard to take a pic of my ear without assistance...
look ma, no ear wax!
to end off picture relief...
i have uploaded pics to friendster...
juz as zero wanted it...
but i think he will be more pissed when he sees the pics...
in short i upload like never upload like that...
but they wan a picture of myself wat rite..
i juz gave them wat they want...
stop complaining so much okay...
lesson #2
when a ger is nice to u doesnt mean she fancies u...
if an antisocial like me can understand such a simple logic...
i really duno wat to say of the others...
like their brains were born on their asses smelling shit every single day...
unless they suffer from constipation of course...
"theres nothing wrong than being far from right" - hong
1:23 AM
December 10, 2003 COLOURED.
The Checkup
i thought i was going to be late for my checkup on monday...
CMPB n its crappy security check...
waste my time queuing at the gate...
when i can go straight to the building...
toy wasnt even there yet...
i juz saw bryant and his stead down there liao...
ooh, so his ger oso wanna join ns ar...
nahz, she dun have the build of jojo sinclair...
so dun tink she's interested anyway...
a lot of guys like me going for checkup all duno wat to do...
no instructions or directions of anything...
and the building was pretty confusing as well...
must ask the information counter then they will say 1...
first step: picture taking
i duno if i regret i didnt cut my hair for 4 months...
i was juz plain lazy to step inside a hair salon...
#1 rule : HAIR MUST NOT COVER FOREHEAD AND EARS
hair must be hidden behind...
so they sprayed my hair like watering plants like tt...
and that stupid uncle comb my hair like shit like tt...
i think my photo's screwed liao...
at least my hair not longer than chiobu...
he has to go tie his hair and kena the watering plants treatment...
WAT THEY DIDNT GET TO SEE
 
the pics didnt turn out that well...
haiz, photo taking always canot wear...
i had problems squeezing the cotton buds to my enlarged holes..
i didnt put them on for 2 days will like that 1...
if u tink i dun have piercings...
u must have thought i was some kinda goody2shoes mummy's boy...
well i admit I AM A GOODY2SHOES MUMMY'S BOY...
and who say mummy's boy cant have piercings...
i got 2 initially on my leftie...
i thought 1 was too gay...
after both of them closed up...
i went back and got 4...
2 on my old holes, 1 on left top, 1 on the right...
i think i got the one on the right becos it looks damn weird to have so many on ur left...
and all that talk abt guys having piercings on the right means u're gay is simply bull...
those who onli wear on 1 side looks more GAY to me...
1 more week and i added 2 more...
i knew that something was incomplete...
and it juz doesnt feel right then...
1 above the 2 old holes and 1 on the right...
started enlarging 5 of them after 3 months...
used to get stares initially...
but over the years more guys have them on the righties as well...
so its rather common now liao...
i wanted to get one on my eyebrow the other time...
but i always think abt wat will happen if someone pulls it out...
second step: urine test
"take the strip of paper and wet the colored parts"
wet wif tap water?
wet wif saliva?
wet wif semen?
wet wif pus?
wet wif oily face?
its not called the urine test for nothing...
i oso duno how he determines that we're not cheating...
will he smell or taste it?
i think he rather give us the benefit of the doubt than sacrificing his tongue...
third step: blood test
nahz, he didnt draw blood out from the forearm...
i was juz showing u guys a distinctive mark of myself tts all...
and to clarify something...
THAT IS NOT HAN PAN...
i had it ever since i was young...
theres another spot on my body that has a similar mark...
will be displaying it later...
so stop advising me to avoid swimming...
swimming has got nothing to do wif it okay...
swimming does result in another thing though...
this is wat u get from swimming...
i looked like i have webbed fingers...
even those indians dun have them...
this is oso wat u get from swimming...
but hey, i have indian hands alright...
my palms are so pale they look like gackt...
ooh boy, i have gackt on my hands...
those gers must be feeling so jealous...
but i wan to get my palms dark anyway...
maybe i have to place my hands on the concrete ground on a sunny afternoon...
the fellow checkupers...
all so fit nia...
i didnt see anyone faint at the sight of blood...
no screamish type either...
pei fu pei fu...
i was hoping for some events to happen leh...
fourth step: chest x-ray
it was damn cold inside there i tell you...
and he told us to take off our shirts when its not even our turn yet...
i think all of us were shivering and rubbing...
rubbing... with our hands...
u get the idea dun you...
create fire by rubbing juz like rubbing the sticks...
i oso saw some were trembling...
in short, it was a torture chamber...
fifth step: eyes
weird test they have...
dun wan to comment much on it though...
they must have their reasons for doing so...
sixth step: dental checkup
the dentist onli say say abit when he check other ppl's teeth...
so i was very surprised when he checked mine...
he start to rattle off many alphabets n numbers...
a lot loh, the rest onli little bit...
maybe my teeth gone case n beyond repair...
watever, he never say anything else...
seventh step: height and weight measurement
figure it out urself...
eighth step: blood pressure
i was ordered to take again after i hit 150+...
maybe he dun believe i have high blood pressure...
looks can be deceiving one u know...
my mother looks slim, but she has high blood pressure...
but he trust his instinct and my second reading was 120+...
nineth step: ECG
i am so glad i wore shorts man...
lucky neber wear jeans...
otherwise have to strip down to underwear...
not in a private room loh...
its a public area where the rest all shirtless...
and either down to their shorts or underwear...
ECG is like being plugged in to the matrix...
those tentacles, like 10 stethoscopes stuck on ur body...
so shiok, im getting on a high...
tenth step: audition for porn
u know wat this is...
everything's set inside a small room...
2 directors dressed in doctors' uniforms...
"BEND DOWN AND TOUCH YoUR TOES"
movie goers know that guys must never bend down...
especially in the showers...
never bend down to pick up the soap...
becos u will regret it...
the 2 cosplayers in doctors' uniforms seem impressed...
"PULL DOWN UR SHORTS AND COVER YOUR MOUTH AND COUGH"
excuses, they wanted to know whether i had the goods or not...
so i stupid stupid did as i was told...
that left a smile on their faces...
i think i made the cut?
yes? no? maybe?
but i think i have the advantage over the rest becos i have this...
on a more serious note...
i had no idea why must cough...
zero said they wanted to see whether its hopping or not...
why do they wanna know whether it hops or didnt hop anyway...
ns is juz plain training, surely they dun provide some entertainment...
u know those they realli can realli make it hop...
thats y i say its juz plain excuses...
asked those series of questions again...
they come fast n furious...
but he slowed down on this one...
"ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL?"
shit no, if he wanna test, i'll kicked his balls...
i said no and he look at me like im bluffing him like tt...
eleventh step: trying on costumes for sex scenes...
the fitter (guy who fits clothes for u) sucks...
gave me oversized shoes, oversized boots...
undersized army shirt, undersided cap...
i wear that shirt like tight fit like tt loh...
i know he's trying to get me macho n stuff...
but i prefer loose clothing, i dun like to show off much...
but i was reall laughing when toy was oso given size S for his shirt...
he was way bigger than me n he still tio S...
if i tight fit, he must have burst his shirt liao...
twelveth step: aptitude test
waste time...
so hard to do...
all of the tests i never complete...
becos no time to complete...
watever, the test sucks...
thirtheenth step: getting ur results
PES A
WHAT I DIDNT DECLARE
saw that joint on my thumb?
my thumb was dislocated from playing basketball some time ago...
but i didnt mention it in my medical history...
this is another i-have-it-when-i-was-young mark...
so stop telling me to avoid swimming again okay...
and dun bother telling me to dress up as a ger...
gers dun have these type of shoulder blades loh...
unless the ger is into body building la...
and to wear a tube top in it is simply disgusting...
dun say that im fit...
cos im not even fit to be a ger...
"so what should i do? just lay next to u as though im unaffected?" - hong
7:41 PM
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December 31, 2003 COLOURED.
the massive difference between kids n adults
here is wat i found on neopets help chat forum
topic: WHEN YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR GIRL ON A DATE TO THE BEACH..HAVE THEY EVER FLOATED AWAY?
message: JUST WONDERING??? HAPPEN TO ME ONCE..NEVER AGAIN WILL I DO THAT
and users's replies?
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!
"uhh! sick..u ARE A GIRL THOUGH! "
"Dan squeals:
umm..."avril" if she does like girls, then you saying that can be considered harrasment..
and then snorts at you! "
"what keeps floating away? "
"is she plastic or something?"
"you could get a really big rock
and tie a rope aroudn her waist and the rock
and throw the rock on the shore
and let her float out
so she will float, but she wont float away."
"*rolls eyes* ok did she float away before or after ur house was on fire??.... Your boards are called SPAm and you can be reported for it... "
the person replies
"NO...I DIDN'T TIE HER TO THE CHAIR SO SHE JUST..WELL...DISAPPEARED ONE NIGHT... "
and the users' replies again!
"lol i have a idea y dont u tie a brick 2 her foot! lol lol lol next time she wont float away! "
and that originator thanks his fans!
"THANK YOU..THAT'S NOT MY NAME BUT THAT'S SURE MY GAME..I LOVE MAKING PPL LAUGH..SERIOUSLY....SO WHAT SHOULD I DO....SHE KEEPS FLOATING AWAY...IT HAPPENED TWICE..IN ONE WEEK.....I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHOULD I START GOING TO A RESTARAUNT OR SOMETHING..IT'S INDOOR SO THAT IS A START "
and the crap continues....
"how would she float away??? seems pretty weird 2 me "
he provided some logical answer
"HEY NOW....SHE'S NOT WIERD..OR SHOULD I SAY..SHE "WASN'T WIERD ANYWAYS....SHE WAS JUST VERY CHALLENGED "
and then the story continues...
"homie are u a girl taking another girl out "
"yup she is "
"Pfft. Stupid n00b. Reported.
Yes, I DO report constipated women. Lookout."
"what!!!!!! r u g@ y?? "
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! SHE DROWNED? "
"Blond- No, I think she means she just...floated off into the ocean. "
"i think she's plastic? "
some pre new year cheers to end ur 2003 on a funny and laughing mood...
CHEERS for all
*farts for neo*
SNAGS are still in k!
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exactly wat i typed 1 year ago...
resolutions for 2003:
- to get my $55 loss back
- pay attention to lectures in MLT2
- swim faster than those SASA ppl
- get bigger arms
- learn to snack between meals
- eat 3 or more meals everyday
- reached 60kg by end 2003
- read more biographies
- learn abt religions
- get a snow cap
- get a choker
- aim for a distinction in any subject
- get a hp
now
i didnt get my $55 back...
i still sleep during lectures...
i swim even slower than takumi now...
i didnt camp at borders...
so no religions and biographies...
no snow cap...
no choker...
and biggest surprise... NO HP
and im beginning to like it...
and who says resolutions are things u say but wun do...
i did have bigger arms...
i did reach 60kg...
and i even got a distinction for financial management...
thats 2003 recap of resolutions for u...
resolutions for 2004:
- hit 70kg by end 2004
- learn some things from attachment (gd or bad)
- get even bigger arms
- get gold for napfa
- be a millionaire in neopets
- training is not punishment
- understand the real meaning of life
- to grow up
- to be void of emotions even though im oreadi quite stoned
- get better bod than allan wu
- camp inside NS and never get out
- continue with the nonchalant lifestyle
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December 30, 2003 COLOURED.
i apologise for not blogging as much as i used to...
been busy playing neopets...
and being labelled a neo-petter sound so kinky...
anyway new year's coming soon...
and quite a lot of stuff to put up...
lol, if u know wat i mean...
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December 29, 2003 COLOURED.
you are mediumauqamarine
#66CDAA |
Your dominant hues are cyan and green. Although you definately strive to be logical you care about people and know there's a time and place for thinking emotionally. Your head rules most things but your heart rules others, and getting them to meet in the middle takes a lot of your energy some days.
Your saturation level is medium - You're not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it's required of you. You probably don't think the world can change for you and don't want to spend too much effort trying to force it.
Your outlook on life is brighter than most people's. You like the idea of influencing things for the better and find hope in situations where others might give up. You're not exactly a bouncy sunshine but things in your world generally look up.
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December 28, 2003 COLOURED.
kids say the darnest things
"Well im curently on holiday in spain and im on a plane tomorrow. Dont fear planes, most of the journey is over water so if the worst should happen you probably wont die "
hello?
say the plane goes down to the sea...
u think it suddenly becomes a submarine?
or maybe the plane has auto eject seats for everyone...
and pop all of them from duno how many thousands feet above ground...
even the world class divers cant execute a perfect move...
the impact is as good as crushing ur bones to powder...
which can be sold to those traditional chinese medicine halls...
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its been 5 days since i last stepped out of my house and travelled at least 100m...
everything looks so foreign now...
everybody's eyes were down when they walked past me...
maybe becos its late...
i was going to get some spring chicken for my stomach...
too bad the chicken went to sleep early...
it wans to catch the worm in the morning...
basket sold out...
in the end go out for nothing...
waste my time...
its about that i eat food from outside...
everything at home is all carbo and veggies...
meat onli cook little bit onli...
hmm i saw an indian guy fucking a mrt pillar...
he noticed me and he thrust it further in...
so selfish, dun wan to share share...
and his friend was waiting for his turn...
so poor thing...
dun they have a home...
must go urine at public property...
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I am
I will
So no longer
Will I
Lay down
Play dead
Play your doe
In the headlights locked down
And terrified
Your deer in the headlights
Shot down and horrified when
Push comes to pull comes to shove
Comes to step around this
Self - destructing dance that never
Would've ended till I
Rose,
I roared aloud here
I will
I am.
*ROARS*
i got sick of the slow dekap and reverted to shoutbox...
and i got no idea why shoutbox now so fast liao...
maybe it has to be that AIM who is shoving money down their asses...
more news later
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December 27, 2003 COLOURED.
A Perfect Circle - Pet
Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window
Go back to sleep
Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind what other voices say
They don't care about you, like I do, like I do
Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,
See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do.
Just stay with me, safe and ignorant,
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Count the bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep to the rhythm of the war drums
I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and all your demons
I'll be the one to protect you from
A will to survive and a voice of reason
I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and your choices son
They're one in the same
I must isolate you
Isolate and save you from yourself
Swayin to the rhythm of the new world order and
Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
The boogeymen are coming
The boogeymen are coming
Keep your head down, go to sleep, to the rhythm of the war drums
Stay with me
Safe and ignorant
Just stay with me
Hold you and protect you from the other ones
The evil ones
Don't love you son,
Go back to sleep
SEE, i treat my pets so nice...
i even give them sleep with no worries...
but now both my accounts kena restock banned liao...
so i cant make money le...
looks like even neopets is trying to get me out of my house...
first my father on xmas eve...
he asked me not going out ar...
then he suggested going orchard wif him...
WIF HIM!!!
of cos i said no...
i think all parents would die to have a son like me...
but he didnt give up...
he told me to take him to the movies...
erm, maybe he missed the cinemas...
i think its been ages since my parents ever stepped inside one...
i told him there are no movies worth seeing currently...
i lied... there was that big return of the king everyone was talking about...
all 3 lord of the rings movies...
all big, and i missed all of them...
and i am still very pissed...
about the damned imax n free tickets...
i have said b4...
i rather die than ask a ger go c movie...
and ask guys they will give u this stare...
now my father??... i got nothing to say....
next person... my mother...
becos my sister is staying out on xmas eve...
they oso expect me to go out and come back late late...
but there i was...
staring at the computer like a sex goddess...
stroking the keyboard ever so gently wif my delicate fingers...
busy making neopoints...
not bothered about anything else le...
and she asked...
and i gave her the same answer...
never go out, eating at home...
boxing day... its my sister turn to ask...
"never go borders ar?"
no, staying at home...
others see home as jails...
i see home as shelter...
i want to be kept inside and not released...
juz like a man in solitary confinement...
he seeks enlightenment...
he seeks the answers to his questions...
juz like a monk...
praying n praying day in day out...
kik kok kik kok that hollow thing...
i gained enlightenment...
just by the internet alone...
its sufficient to see the whole world...
and i guess the ppl all over are lame...
yahoo pool, irc, neopets, klite...
whereever i go, there are lamers...
i guess this applies to real life as well...
all the lamers that wan steve chia out...
he rocks...
but my body rocks better than him!
he who is alone knows no emotions...
thats why he cant be bothered with anything at all...
the path to joking is long and complex...
so dun underestimate it...
can u be a entertainer???
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December 26, 2003 COLOURED.
minihonghong says 'i love honggy!'...
Xiaohong growls menacingly.
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minihonghong went from this...
to this...
think minihonghong wans to give me a xmas prezzie for being such a nice guy...
and h0nggy looks stick thin originally...
all he wished for xmas was to get fatter...
and he got his wish...
although i couldnt see why he was smiling so happily for...
when he became a bunny...
a he-bunny.... ARRRGHHH
roughly in about a week's time though...
he will become the pirates of the caribbean...
and oh my goodness i cant believe the name of takumi's pet...
and blumaroo doesnt have to be blue to be a blumaroo...
finally for the real honggy....
too bad it wasnt mine...
but guess wat, a female was looking after it...
and she's singaporean...
arrr... so i have an admirer...
from 4 yrs ago?
hmmm.... i hate kacheeks!
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December 25, 2003 COLOURED.
The best of British blogging The UK's Guardian Unlimited announce the winners of their British blog awards. Worth perusal for much inspiration and entertainment.
– Ev. [12/19/2003 11:03:16 AM] #
now wtf is this...
i DEMAND my award for the best blogger!
a song for them...
oh ya, did i mentioned that i have never liked christmas b4?
more on that later...
merry xmas n cheers...
Korn feat Nas - Play Me
Everybody's an Enemy
telling me lies and it's killing me
why they all want to get rid of me
Everybody's my enemy
Several try to disguise the devil in them
Wanting to get into my cerebellum but I'm
Ready and willing to tell them that I can't F with them
Exhale so hard it got my chest swelling
like my dick does when watching nikkid women
do sick stuff on my porn collection on television
Trust nobody
I don't know who to call a friend
they all just pretend to be
Fuck Everybody this is to all of ya'll
cuz everybody is an enemy
Watching my own back
strapped in chrome, to my homies
where the tombstones at, where the hoes at?
Cuz to many didn't act like dikes, hermaphrodites
with benzene, amen
Look at the trash they biting
The life in times is kinda weaker
like the time and life of the sandman
on Apollo theater
imagine that another black with a hook
who pulls the wack talent off the stage
I'm enraged
You fill your lies around me
and you think you won
You feel you can control me
with the things you've done
You think you can take me
you think you can play me
you're going to start to hate me
I feel that you disgraced me
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December 24, 2003 COLOURED.
first saw her at a crowded place...
then it was at heerens...
then it was at sp...
then it was at borders...
then it was at some place...
i forget where is it liao...
then it was at the mrt...
then it was in my dreams...
and now its on the tv...
u know that u're addicted when u start to say silly things...
anyway for the first time ever since the vacation...
i have actually gained weight...
nice, but its juz a minor gain...
after all these few days i have been stuffing myself...
but i still can't get up to the 6 meals a day...
i can onli have 4 provided i stay up late...
otherwise its the usual 3 meals...
im tempted to try out the atkins diet...
i veri curious about how much muscle u can add...
but then again, i cant go without carbo...
i need some excess weight...
i need some serious motivation...
getting some from the gym...
got none from neopets n swimming...
how they love to show off getting their 100k in a month...
i can break the million in a month...
i believe there are smarter ppl out there...
who can do it in juz a matter of days...
maybe they prefer to keep a low profile...
swimming wise, no takumi = sian...
i cant do without him...
i slack a lot swimming alone...
unless there r interesting ppl swimming along...
read interesting = girls...
and some psychos who can swim fast...
RIAA has lost in a suitcase...
all the p2p users can rejoice...
but pls come back to kazaa...
i need ppl to finish up my eraserhead n blue velvet...
all these rights is scaring humji ppl away...
which realli sucks...
if there are many daredevils out there then nvm...
but when u have so many humjis leaving...
the network left onli about half of the original users...
that is veri sad...
the sadder thing is i have a lot of movies on my list that i haben seen yet...
and i oso duno how to find the time to watch them...
1. 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003).DVDScr.DVL (107:40)
2. A Beautiful Mind [DVDivX Repack by ARTech] (135:18)
3. A Clockwork Orange (XDVD - L580) (138:26)
4. Ali.G.In.Da.House.DVDRip.DIVX.SCREENER - EM (84:32)
5. Amelie - English Subbed by kraked ice (121:50)
6. American Beauty [dvdrip, DivX] (121:35)
7. American History X (DivX) (118:50)
8. American Pie 2 [DVD DivX] (96:51)
9. American Pie 3 - The Wedding (2003) DivX (91:32)
10. American Pie (95:28)
11. Battle.Royale.Subbed.DVDivX - niNja.oF.tSi (111:00)
12. Being.John.Malkovich.DiVX (112:03)
13. Brazil [DivX - Eng] (143:18)
14. Bridget Jones's Diary(DVD - DivX) (96:45)
15. City Of God (disc 1) (63:29)
16. City Of God (disc 2) (61:43)
17. Cruel Intentions 2 (83:28)
18. Cruel Intentions (93:32)
19. Daredevil (99:19)
20. Donnie Darko (113:14)
21. Equilibrium (105:52)
22. Eyes Wide Shut (Divx Dvd) (159:04)
23. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (118:26)
24. Fight Club (132:58)
25. Freddy.VS.Jason.(TCR).DivX.TS.DaDuck (90:01)
26. Kill.Bill.Vol.1.(FTM).DivX.WP.DaDuck (112:36)
27. Kung Pow (81:29)
28. Magnolia (185:31)
29. Memento (108:48)
30. Monster's Ball (107:16)
31. Mulholland Drive CD1 (72:00)
32. Mulholland Drive CD2 (75:06)
33. Original Sin (111:29)
34. Pi (83:46)
35. Pulp Fiction DivX DVD Rip (High Res) (154:20)
36. Requiem for a Dream (DivX) (101:09)
37. Resevoir Dogs (100:33)
38. Scary Movie 2 (78:58)
39. Scary Movie (86:17)
40. Scary.Movie.3.(TCR).DivX.TS.DaDuck (74:31)
41. Snatch DVD rip DivX (98:34)
42. Swimming Pool (98:10)
43. The Core (DivX) (126:20)
44. The Fast And The Furious [DVD - DivX] (106:48)
45. The Usual Suspects (DivX) (105:57)
46. The.Hulk.(SMF).DivX.Workprint.DaDuck (132:39)
47. trainspotting (divx) (86:37)
48. Vanilla Sky [DivX] (136:02)
49. wild things - DivX (108:13)
50. Zoolander (89:08)
so far i have seen onli 10 of them...
and i still have a lot to clear....
the saddest part has to be...
i still got 30 over episodes of get backers i haben watched yet...
initally i thought i can watch while im downloading...
but that was not the case...
i have lousy 128mb ram...
and i cant upgrade unless i change my whole system...
nmp steve chia has proved a thing...
that ministers are human after all...
u dun expect SM lee to be this nerd who doesnt know how to make love rite...
i mean how he got his DPM lee n the singtel CEO...
all humans, male n female alike...
all watched or keep porn during some point of their lives...
he made a nice statement when he was found to have porn pics on his pc...
"if im a criminal, i supposed every single citizen is one too"...
erm that statement i made that up...
but he did said something like that...
if anyone condemned him or demand he be removed from his post...
i think that person ought to be castrated or raped... depending on the gender...
theres nth abt him keeping porn on his pc or anything...
actually it helps to prevent him from committing crimes...
going around raping, molesting, hidden cameraing...
i guess porn was made to curb ppl's desires...
to prevent crimes from happening...
like a clockwork orange...
u can treat porn as some sort of brainwashing in this case though...
wet dreams occur either becos they were too busy to do it...
or they are trying to maintain this holy image of them...
or they didnt know how to release it the proper way...
anyway its embarassing to wet urself...
compared to bed wetting, dreams r worse...
n i admit the last time i wet my bed was at sec 2... LOL
normally they say bed wetting stops after ur pri sch...
if u still wet ur bed...
they will go shame shame...
then finger ur cheeks like dapping at some chilli sauce like that...
guess who's poking their cheeks like some sauce...
when they gets old and cant control the urge...
shame on u!
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December 22, 2003 COLOURED.
too much compliments is a bad thing...
the more u're praised...
the more dua pai u will feel...
and once he's blinded by the success...
he starts to look down on ppl liao...
so its nice to be criticised...
critics always make u a better person...
the more they put u down...
the more demoralised u will feel...
but its a better way...
to get the best out of people...
i've seen so many examples...
those pri sch fren last time kena scold like fuck...
then like their grades are out of this world...
topping their classes like nobody business like that...
and some kena rejected by gers...
they go for some extreme makeover...
now the gers all chased after him...
and he doesnt give 2 hoots...
he said it was to let them have a taste of their own medicine...
something like always bearing a grudge...
and swearing to make them regret for their actions...
i tink its quite an effective method to get things done...
so go on and scold anyone u fancy...
hit them wif their best shot...
say "WAT A SISSYBOY!"
or some nice sarcastic remarks...
over the years they may hate you...
but deep down u r their benefactor...
anyway i've taken stick for playing neopets...
i dun think they realli know wat its all about...
some of the ppl there are old...
old as in very old...
old enuf to be my mother type...
so dun assume im the oldest down there...
a few years back, i was on a channel outing...
all neber meet b4 1, and there was this ah beng...
typical hair, typical language, typical clothes, typical comb...
those who know him well crapped wif him...
i didnt approach him until he started to talk abt neopets...
yes he tok about neopets...
this ultra beng is tok neopets to me...
and then we began trading tips and stuff...
ren bu ke mao xiang, c his xialan face actually play neopets...
since then i think all users come from all walks of life liao...
i oso duno why i restarted playing...
maybe for the reason that i have an unfulfilled wish...
real life canot earn so much money...
virtual earn for self comfort...
anyway my wish is to reach the magic 1million mark...
small sum for experienced...
big sum for newbies...
and i always snigger at how users announce how much they have earned...
after months? years?
im on my week now and i can be a millionaire in a month...
i oso duno wat shit they doing...
but i dun care about them bragging about watsoever...
as long as they dun steal my eyeballs...
and abt this bloody template...
this is the one i took the longest to finish editing sia...
the coding is unbelievably insane...
but i guess that's wat the italians are bet at doing...
do u know all the boxes the borders in this site...
is entirely made up of these gifs.....
sickening italians.... salutes to them too...
cos they're freaking amazing to come up wif this from the small gifs...
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December 20, 2003 COLOURED.
The Reason
im not a perfect person. there are many things i wish i didnt do
but i continue learning. i never meant to do those things to you.
and so i have to say before i go, that i just want you to know
i've found a reason for me, to change who i used to be
a reason to start over new, and the reason is you
im sorry that i hurt, its something i must live with everyday
and all the pain i put you through, i wish that i could take it all away
and be the one who catches all your tears, thats why i need you to hear
im not a perfect person, i never meant to do those things to you
and so i have to say before i go that i just want you to know
ive found a reason for me, to change who i used to be
a reason to start over new, and the reason is you
ive found a reason to show a side of me you didnt know
a reason for all that i do, and the reason is you
man woman thin thin no green
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December 19, 2003 COLOURED.
i have been searching for my small mr bean bear for weeks...
clear out my whole room, searched every corner...
turned my whole bed upside down...
but i juz can't find it...
and then one day, i saw it on here...
i duno why the bear was left hanging on a statue...
my mother found it under my bed but lazy to give back to me...
so she juz left it there hoping i will notice and retrieve it...
in the end i brought it back to where it belong....
with the bigger sized one of cos...
everything come in pairs...
dun believe? take a look...
say hello to bear bear n bear bear...
both didnt have names given since they are very important in my hierarchy...
yea, i do have a hierarchy, next time i tell u all about it...
say hello to tiger n tiger...
again they dun have proper names...
becos they make veri irritating sounds when hit on their backs...
this is new zealand and lambchops...
new zealand is a sheep alright, its not a country...
lambchops was named becos of that cartoon craze back then...
so u know roughly how long i have been keeping them...
the bunnies!
bus bunny and buster bunny...
wat the hell is a bus bunny?
isnt it supposed to be bugs?
actually there is another bunny...
but then my mother threw it away...
she threw bugs bunny out of warner brothers :(
so the new one is called bus...
well bunnies at that time all i know is bugs bugs n bugs...
i dun know there is bunny ladies and stuff...
father willy and willy...
there is a mother willy...
and again my mother threw it away...
maybe my mother was jealous and wanted to be their mother...
wonder y willy dun have those black dots on the cheeks?
i plucked it all off, it was deem too ugly for my favorite willy...
not all are pairs though...
sometimes i like a lil threesome...
panda bear, polar bin, and bear...
again they were given stupid names...
becos they spent most of their lives either in plastic bags in storeroom...
or cooped up inside my wardrobe...
yea, my wardrobe houses lots of stuff...
like a mini storeroom like that...
best kept closed for some neatness...
enuf of all those sweet loving couples and threesome orgies...
time for some souls who prefer to be alone...
chinchilla!
most gers like chinchillas...
of cos they like the real ones...
they dun like this poser lamer..
which is good, becos they wun fight with me over chinchilla...
he's alone becos he wans the bolster all by himself...
darn selfish rite, he's considerate though...
he knows i dun nd the bolster at all...
but no one comes near to the top of the hierarchy...
should i say no one is able to challenger her royal highness...
the oldest of them all...
she is the same age as me... minus a month...
and she has been through thick and thin with me...
so of cos she deserves my pillow...
and snoopy is a she...
becos rite from the start, it was a she...
it doesnt look like a he no matter how u look at it...
c i have even stripped off all her clothes to double check...
she has clothes to wear when its cold...
but now, she has my warmth and thats all she needs...
and yea, i didnt watch lotr at all...
toy act smart say imax have...
n i presume he was right...
ob the day before we were supposed to catch it...
i dun c lotr anywhere on the imax website...
and now i missed all 3 films...
GREAT!
about the pics...
u noticed the green background?
my room was painted lime green for ur info...
it was supposed to be black...
but i think my parents will kill me for that...
so im left wif no choice but to go for green...
actually any colors oso can...
as long as its not plain colors can le..
plain colors are boring...
i shall now leave u with this nice one
Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell
Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell
Korn - One
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December 17, 2003 COLOURED.
im an entertainer...
born to make ppl laugh and destress...
after a hard day's work, after so much stress...
after all the complaints about how life sucks...
ppl love being entertained to stop their haizing and whinings...
to forget about their problems temporarily...
i call this blogging entertainment...
"wat do u mean by blogging entertainment?"
"u mean u have been writing things that are not real?"
i have been blogging for over a year now...
and u still cant tell fact from fiction?
u only write facts in your personal diary where no one can see it...
facts like stealing from mama shops...
facts like grabbing ur best fren's gf's buns while in front of him...
facts like piercings of genitials...
facts like saying all religions suck big time...
facts like fantasizing every single female star making love...
facts like beating the hell out of everybody...
facts like installing hidden cameras all over changing rooms...
facts like doing drugs and getting a kick out of it...
as u can see...
facts are ugly stuff...
you reveal them, ppl will think oh gosh...
why my honggy is like that one...
but i think everyone has dark fantasies...
every single human has a dark past...
its juz that its better no one knows about it...
thats y u see ppl having public and private blogs...
public show the goody-2-shoes type...
private reveal the confessions of a sinner...
i wouldnt say it is a sin...
more of something to indulge urself in...
i mean how can u call it a sin when it is something u enjoy doing...
which means u must do things that u dun like then its consider moral issit...
thats crap religion for u...
btw... most of the things i said that are facts are not true...
LOL, i juz listed them as examples of general ppl...
but i did some of them alright...
u juz go figure which ones i did...
and the truth regarding my blog...
only 1 post can be labelled as fiction...
the one abt the alexander delarge...
i wish i can be like him though...
the other posts are well... facts...
not really facts...
cos i twisted virtually every single word possible...
to make my boring life look like the most wonderful...
u know the thing about whatever is written can be brought up to court?
i sue u for slander n all the stupid remarks and stuff...
its like watching beyond belief: fact or fiction...
the only difference is....
in real life, if it seems absurb, then it must be a fact, no way its fiction...
u know i can be a millionaire right now...
if i bring up all those ppl who say i suck to court...
i would be filthy rich and thanking them for saying i suck...
yesh this is entertainment, but the hazards are real...
i got a dislocated thumb...
so folks, watever u do...
please do not try this at home...
and the reason why i dun like to talk is im sick of entertaining...
u cant expect a person to entertain u 24/7...
who is there to entertain an entertainer...
no one, absolutely no one...
only the snoopy and the rock songs...
he can only block the bad things in his mind to 4get abt it...
if anyone notice, i actually speak wif a slight stammer...
since i dun tok so much, i oreadi kinda lost wif how to talk properly liao...
so if u c me speaking fluently wif u, gd for u...
zero has said wats so nice about irc...
dun realli agree about it being sian...
it has taught me many things about humans...
irc is the only way i can get to close contact...
and where i can understand ppl better in real life...
u c all those lamers, and weirdos and proness ard...
many things which u couldnt have seen in real life...
unless u have an insanely large circle of friends...
and of cos irc is onli interesting when there are entertainers around...
so i shall leave u with this nice verse from marilyn manson...
This isn't a show, this is my fucking life
I'm not ashamed, you're entertained
But I'm not a puppet
I am a grenade
"who should i be when they're judging me" - hong
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December 16, 2003 COLOURED.
Hoobastank - Same Direction
whenever i step outside, somebody claims to see the light
it seems to me that all of us have lost our patience
cause everyone thinks they're right, and nobody thinks that there just might be more than one road to our final destination
but i'm not ever going to know if i'm right or wrong
cause we're all going in the same direction
and i'm not sure which way to go because all along
we've been gonig in the same direction
i'm tired of playing games, of looking for someone else to blame
got all the holes in answers that are clearly showing
for something to fill the space, was all of the time i spoent a waste
cause so many choices point the same way i was going...
so why does there only have to be one correct philosophy?
i don't want to go and follow you just to end up like one of them
and why are you always telling me what you want me to believe?
i'd liek to think that i can go my own way and meet you in the end
but i'm not ever going to know...
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i am Alexander DeLarge...
my principle interests are rape, ultraviolence and dear Ludvig van Beethoven...
here are my droogs Dim, Pete and George...
we are in a gang of 4, no more no less...
otherwise there becomes a splinter in the gang...
we spend a lot of time away from home and out on the streets...
we always hit the bar before we start our night activities...
the korova milkbar sold milk-plus; milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking.
this would sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence...
after drinking, i will start to see "Bog and All His Holy Angels" in my left shoe...
we roam the nights getting into fights with other gangs, commit random acts of violence, and "in-out" women...
i can sing "Singing in the Rain" pretty well while im kicking the old man's balls and raping his young wife at the same time...
one day i was betrayed by my droogs after i hit a lady wif a notti notti object...
they left me to be caught by the police...
i was sent to the prison serving sentence for murder when that notti notti object caused her death...
i read the bible while i was there...
i only read about the sex n the violence bits...
i dreamt of getting out of jail...
i ask my priest about the dangerous experiment that the scientists have come up with...
which is said to get rid of any violent and sexual impulses...
i wanted to take the chance as i can get out fast...
there i was forced to watch unedited footage of brutal beatings, rapes, and Nazi marches all the while with good old Ludwig van Beethoven's Ninth Symphony playing in the background...
soon they released me when i am cured...
well well well, i am a changed man...
i get sick at the sight of violence and sex...
shit i even cant stand my ludvig van now...
the society doesnt accept me...
they still think i am the old alexander delarge...
i feel so miserable...
someone please end this sickness...
i am honggy the hongness...
i watched a clockwork orange in 2003...
this movie was done in 1971...
i didnt know that films at that time can show so much nudity...
even eyes wide shut seem tame compared to clockwork orange...
i see this old old old movie not becos of the nudity involved...
its was on the list of everyone's weirdest movies...
i dun really know wt goes into ppl's minds when it comes to being weird...
anyway i still have a whole load of so-called weird movies to see...
weird, maybe... but i was freaked out at the first scene...
the music, the face... kids would have wet their pants in record time...
the movie's called a clockwork orange basically becos of something...
when ppl are bad, some will try to brainwash them...
to make them become "good"...
or what they perceived to be good...
so the experimental person becomes manipulated and has no control at all...
a very very dark movie, yet so realistic...
u know that brainwashing process is always on-going...
if u tink im psychotic, u haben seen someone else...
sometimes some things juz change a person's life forever...
our paths have changed, im still going in the same direction...
u, deviated to another path and gd luck to u...
for making all the weird choices and backstabbing...
damn shit u're hell right if u say i dun show up is becos of u...
juz the sight of u makes me sick...
wondering how pathetic can humans realli be...
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December 13, 2003 COLOURED.
i didnt know wat i was in for yesterday...
i think someone is trying to send me a message or something...
first up i was dressed in my swimming attire...
read swimming attire = clothes im still wearing since last night...
and of cos that freaking hairstyle i get from tossing and turning in bed...
not forgetting my 3/4 closed eyes protected by nerdy specs...
adeline spotted me but i didnt turn back...
i knew that it was her becos her head turned...
but i ignored her becos i simply look like a beggar like that...
my mother always said must look presentable whenever u go out...
and its forever the one ear in, the other ear out for me...
i mean i dun wear my underwear when i go to 7-11...
so what man, my shorts is not translucent wat...
and jay chou goes public without his undies...
with all the flashing cameras...
i bet some gers must be trying to film his up-shorts when he's playing ball...
go other places oso veri mah fun...
if she's around will nag nag to wear proper shorts...
those that have zippers, anything else oso cannot...
"dun go and xia suay us la"
who i can embarass but myself...
i never go out wif them wat, onli i alone...
anyway after i got off from marsiling...
i saw jeffrey, my cadet back in sec sch...
and again i didnt bother to say hi...
our eyes meet and i think he recognizes me...
but he's more in the rush to catch that train which was leaving...
it looks more like im his cadet n he's my trainer...
he got this damn cao lao face...
looks a grand 50 years old grandfather...
and juz after i got passed the gantry...
i saw her... the hair, esp the skin...
only miaoling has this exotic skin color...
but then i couldnt confirm, i didnt see the face at all...
and of cos i didnt say hi to the 3rd familiar person for the day...
"u must always look presentable when u meet ur friends"
whenever i go swimming i always think of kenny...
not becos i am fucking gay...
but the questions he always asked...
"what do u wear for swimming?"
ppl dun wear trunks then wear wat...
"no v-shape leh, wear trunks paisei"
obviously he hasnt been the public pool at all...
the swimmers i see are usually those with beer bellies and flabby arms...
either that or skinny complete with feeble arms and wobbly legs...
sometimes u do get to see those vshapers and hourglasses...
but those lamos are juz down there for show...
like models for a swimming parade?
walking the whole length of the pool...
juz to make sure everyone notices them...
b4 they go back up to enjoy the sun...
toy has told me an interesting thing b4...
u will not ever see bodybuilders going swimming at all...
they say the water will shrink their muscles...
u know that a ger is interested in u...
when she starts to swim nearer n nearer to u...
she started from lane 8 and after 20 laps she was on lane 2...
not bad for gers, usually they dun swim that much...
no prizes for guessing which lane i was... lane 3
very few people can stay at the pool throughout the duration of the 50...
she did exactly that n honestly i am utterly impressed...
"u'll meet ur wife in the pool"
these golden words came from my father...
thats how he found my mother...
i tink he wants me to follow his footsteps...
but i need to borrow some courage from him to do it...
u know everyone has been going on about the lord of the rings...
"its a die die must watch movie!"
seriously i dun see that much enthusiam at all...
cinemas have been giving out so many free tickets n passes u know...
its like begging u to go watch the movie...
i mean u dun get that wif the matrix...
the matrix story sucks but no free tix...
toy got his pair of free tix from his father duno redeem wat pts can 1...
and me.... got this pair of marathon tickets...
u know the one that allows u to watch all 3 movies at 1 shot...
with extended versions and all...
my friends used to laugh at me...
saying i missed out on the biggest movie of the year...
but now i get to see all 3 and uncut versions...
so who should be laughing now...
if u think its me, then im afraid u're wrong...
i gave away my free pair of marathon tickets to my sister...
firstly i cant find a partner...
i think i rather die than ask a female to go out wif me...
and if i asked guys then they have found proof that im gay...
actually i am supposed to go watch it, becos i found someone...
toy agreed to go wif me, after all its free...
but then he got this stupid vacation holidays stuff...
and he cant make it back on the 17th...
which means i missed out on all 3 lotr movies liao...
but he still got his free pair right?
once again, u're wrong...
we're going to watch lotr on IMAX
and yes, we're paying...
which means i get to miss 2 lotr movies...
and i still have to fork out money to watch the move that was supposed to be free...
asking me why we so stupid go and pay money?
becos we got discount coupons for IMAX...
and becos there are so few IMAX movies...
we juz have to make full use of the coupons b4 the expiry date...
i have been listening to sheryl crow's hits recently...
i know this is very un-me...
but sheryl crow juz reminds me of love psychedelico...
that guitar sound just makes me wanna be cuddled...
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im writing this becos toy is eating up my whole bandwidth...
and i cant even surf the web at all...
i have sent him his freddy vs jason, equilibrium, and battle royale...
now i have to get him hulk, daredevil, the core...
i think i am some kinda slave...
but i dun complain though...
i must be happy being ordered around...
anyway i oso duno got wat things to dl liao...
shareaza is the suckiest p2p program...
and yet so many are raving about it...
yea sure it has albums in zip...
but downloading them seems to take forever...
maybe the klitek++ should write a similar version to shareaza...
oooh, klitek++ is not available at their site liao...
lesson #1
u dun demand respect from others...
others will respect u gradually...
when they c the amount of effort u put in for ur work...
some ppl laugh it off when i started going to gym...
"aiya u ar, go n carry sissy weights la"
now i always get the satisfaction when it is them who are carrying the sissy weights now...
im pushing myself very hard this week...
becos of the weird weather climate, i haben't be swimming at all...
so im stuck in the gym...
and im doing wat i used to do in once a week to thrice a week...
and im getting closer to my previous levels liao...
i juz cant wait to carry 40kg on that free bar...
and hopefully a 50kg on the strings...
all these with my reduced weight of 59...
i really nd to load on carbo n proteins now...
PICTURE RELIEF
smart ppl know its a nose n a mouth...
but look closely...
dun u tink it resembles a skull?
or some kinda alien face...
i duno, this pic kinda grows on u...
and i purposely made my nose look big so the eye sockets look more realistic yea...
the more i look at it the more it resembles something...
i duno wat i was taking...
this juz appears out of nowhere...
u always get all sorts of funny results when u try without flash...
a pity i didnt took it a bit lower...
but then it was hard to take a pic of my ear without assistance...
look ma, no ear wax!
to end off picture relief...
i have uploaded pics to friendster...
juz as zero wanted it...
but i think he will be more pissed when he sees the pics...
in short i upload like never upload like that...
but they wan a picture of myself wat rite..
i juz gave them wat they want...
stop complaining so much okay...
lesson #2
when a ger is nice to u doesnt mean she fancies u...
if an antisocial like me can understand such a simple logic...
i really duno wat to say of the others...
like their brains were born on their asses smelling shit every single day...
unless they suffer from constipation of course...
"theres nothing wrong than being far from right" - hong
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December 10, 2003 COLOURED.
The Checkup
i thought i was going to be late for my checkup on monday...
CMPB n its crappy security check...
waste my time queuing at the gate...
when i can go straight to the building...
toy wasnt even there yet...
i juz saw bryant and his stead down there liao...
ooh, so his ger oso wanna join ns ar...
nahz, she dun have the build of jojo sinclair...
so dun tink she's interested anyway...
a lot of guys like me going for checkup all duno wat to do...
no instructions or directions of anything...
and the building was pretty confusing as well...
must ask the information counter then they will say 1...
first step: picture taking
i duno if i regret i didnt cut my hair for 4 months...
i was juz plain lazy to step inside a hair salon...
#1 rule : HAIR MUST NOT COVER FOREHEAD AND EARS
hair must be hidden behind...
so they sprayed my hair like watering plants like tt...
and that stupid uncle comb my hair like shit like tt...
i think my photo's screwed liao...
at least my hair not longer than chiobu...
he has to go tie his hair and kena the watering plants treatment...
WAT THEY DIDNT GET TO SEE
the pics didnt turn out that well...
haiz, photo taking always canot wear...
i had problems squeezing the cotton buds to my enlarged holes..
i didnt put them on for 2 days will like that 1...
if u tink i dun have piercings...
u must have thought i was some kinda goody2shoes mummy's boy...
well i admit I AM A GOODY2SHOES MUMMY'S BOY...
and who say mummy's boy cant have piercings...
i got 2 initially on my leftie...
i thought 1 was too gay...
after both of them closed up...
i went back and got 4...
2 on my old holes, 1 on left top, 1 on the right...
i think i got the one on the right becos it looks damn weird to have so many on ur left...
and all that talk abt guys having piercings on the right means u're gay is simply bull...
those who onli wear on 1 side looks more GAY to me...
1 more week and i added 2 more...
i knew that something was incomplete...
and it juz doesnt feel right then...
1 above the 2 old holes and 1 on the right...
started enlarging 5 of them after 3 months...
used to get stares initially...
but over the years more guys have them on the righties as well...
so its rather common now liao...
i wanted to get one on my eyebrow the other time...
but i always think abt wat will happen if someone pulls it out...
second step: urine test
"take the strip of paper and wet the colored parts"
wet wif tap water?
wet wif saliva?
wet wif semen?
wet wif pus?
wet wif oily face?
its not called the urine test for nothing...
i oso duno how he determines that we're not cheating...
will he smell or taste it?
i think he rather give us the benefit of the doubt than sacrificing his tongue...
third step: blood test
nahz, he didnt draw blood out from the forearm...
i was juz showing u guys a distinctive mark of myself tts all...
and to clarify something...
THAT IS NOT HAN PAN...
i had it ever since i was young...
theres another spot on my body that has a similar mark...
will be displaying it later...
so stop advising me to avoid swimming...
swimming has got nothing to do wif it okay...
swimming does result in another thing though...
this is wat u get from swimming...
i looked like i have webbed fingers...
even those indians dun have them...
this is oso wat u get from swimming...
but hey, i have indian hands alright...
my palms are so pale they look like gackt...
ooh boy, i have gackt on my hands...
those gers must be feeling so jealous...
but i wan to get my palms dark anyway...
maybe i have to place my hands on the concrete ground on a sunny afternoon...
the fellow checkupers...
all so fit nia...
i didnt see anyone faint at the sight of blood...
no screamish type either...
pei fu pei fu...
i was hoping for some events to happen leh...
fourth step: chest x-ray
it was damn cold inside there i tell you...
and he told us to take off our shirts when its not even our turn yet...
i think all of us were shivering and rubbing...
rubbing... with our hands...
u get the idea dun you...
create fire by rubbing juz like rubbing the sticks...
i oso saw some were trembling...
in short, it was a torture chamber...
fifth step: eyes
weird test they have...
dun wan to comment much on it though...
they must have their reasons for doing so...
sixth step: dental checkup
the dentist onli say say abit when he check other ppl's teeth...
so i was very surprised when he checked mine...
he start to rattle off many alphabets n numbers...
a lot loh, the rest onli little bit...
maybe my teeth gone case n beyond repair...
watever, he never say anything else...
seventh step: height and weight measurement
figure it out urself...
eighth step: blood pressure
i was ordered to take again after i hit 150+...
maybe he dun believe i have high blood pressure...
looks can be deceiving one u know...
my mother looks slim, but she has high blood pressure...
but he trust his instinct and my second reading was 120+...
nineth step: ECG
i am so glad i wore shorts man...
lucky neber wear jeans...
otherwise have to strip down to underwear...
not in a private room loh...
its a public area where the rest all shirtless...
and either down to their shorts or underwear...
ECG is like being plugged in to the matrix...
those tentacles, like 10 stethoscopes stuck on ur body...
so shiok, im getting on a high...
tenth step: audition for porn
u know wat this is...
everything's set inside a small room...
2 directors dressed in doctors' uniforms...
"BEND DOWN AND TOUCH YoUR TOES"
movie goers know that guys must never bend down...
especially in the showers...
never bend down to pick up the soap...
becos u will regret it...
the 2 cosplayers in doctors' uniforms seem impressed...
"PULL DOWN UR SHORTS AND COVER YOUR MOUTH AND COUGH"
excuses, they wanted to know whether i had the goods or not...
so i stupid stupid did as i was told...
that left a smile on their faces...
i think i made the cut?
yes? no? maybe?
but i think i have the advantage over the rest becos i have this...
on a more serious note...
i had no idea why must cough...
zero said they wanted to see whether its hopping or not...
why do they wanna know whether it hops or didnt hop anyway...
ns is juz plain training, surely they dun provide some entertainment...
u know those they realli can realli make it hop...
thats y i say its juz plain excuses...
asked those series of questions again...
they come fast n furious...
but he slowed down on this one...
"ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL?"
shit no, if he wanna test, i'll kicked his balls...
i said no and he look at me like im bluffing him like tt...
eleventh step: trying on costumes for sex scenes...
the fitter (guy who fits clothes for u) sucks...
gave me oversized shoes, oversized boots...
undersized army shirt, undersided cap...
i wear that shirt like tight fit like tt loh...
i know he's trying to get me macho n stuff...
but i prefer loose clothing, i dun like to show off much...
but i was reall laughing when toy was oso given size S for his shirt...
he was way bigger than me n he still tio S...
if i tight fit, he must have burst his shirt liao...
twelveth step: aptitude test
waste time...
so hard to do...
all of the tests i never complete...
becos no time to complete...
watever, the test sucks...
thirtheenth step: getting ur results
PES A
WHAT I DIDNT DECLARE
saw that joint on my thumb?
my thumb was dislocated from playing basketball some time ago...
but i didnt mention it in my medical history...
this is another i-have-it-when-i-was-young mark...
so stop telling me to avoid swimming again okay...
and dun bother telling me to dress up as a ger...
gers dun have these type of shoulder blades loh...
unless the ger is into body building la...
and to wear a tube top in it is simply disgusting...
dun say that im fit...
cos im not even fit to be a ger...
"so what should i do? just lay next to u as though im unaffected?" - hong
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