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August 31, 2003 COLOURED.
if gers can have flowers, why can't guys...
i will be going on a one week break...
not for vacation though, just getting away from the internet...
getting away from the herbal viagra mails i keep getting...
getting away from the lamers when i changed mi nick...
no doubt my hands will feel itchy whenever its 11pm+...
so im gonna delete my connection program after i've published this blog...
bo bian, have to be drastic to take effect...
juz like the government...
drastic measures have to be taken to turn the tide... we will survive...
nice words...
they cater to the higher class who dun feel a pinch with the cuts...
it makes sense to the higher class, not so to the middle n lower classes...
anyway, the taxpayers sponser the ministers' pay for a reason...
they are being paid to be scolded by us, otherwise they dun seem to be doing anything else...
back to myself...
may post something on wednesday if im going back to school...
then again, i dun tink anybody cares... watever...
my stomach dun feel well...
visited the toilet thrice this morning liao...
late for gym but shocked at the number of people present...
flooding nia, so many people...
share bench with strangers quite hiong...
tend to increase the weights abit to show off...
went to my grandmother's to settle mi lunch...
quite a funny sight when she was nagging my father to take the cough medicine...
a refreshing change indeed, suddenly my father like become little kid...
now i know why parents are like to nag n nag...
becos their parents nag n nag, then they got their revenge by nagging at us...
the elderly love their homes to be noisy...
they will feel lonely if they neber hear any kid's laughter or cries...
i wonder if i will also feel that way...
i prefer silence...
irony is i love rock music...
then again, i dun think there would be any kids around...
no one is interested in having kids with me...
and i cant stand kids when they're young...
once they have learnt to walk, its havoc time...
and that time is when i will get to use my gym effects to good use...
i'll snap off their heads just by giving them a light shake, how nice...
people are always raving about how cute babies are...
sure they are cute...
how i wished they wun grow up so they will be cute always...
either that or they'll become smart overnight...
smart = dun ask "why" questions...
i should have known...
irritated my mother too much by asking her why got dinosaurs...
i was caned numerous times to realise "why" questions are questions to be avoided...
kids who ask "why" questions are curious, which is a good sign...
they are eager to learn...
but they should have been taught "curiosity destroys kids" b4hand...
fifth aunt saw me and asked if i have permed my hair...
despite repeated nos, she still think i m lying to her...
later my fifth uncle also saw my hair and asked the same thing...
they all tink i some lao beng or sth...
with the ear piercings n permed hair...
fyi, my hair is always "permed" whenever i got up from my bed...
no nd gel oso can stand high up... patriotic hair, stand up for singapore...
"when i look into your eyes, i see michael jackson -- black n white" - hong
11:10 PM
August 30, 2003 COLOURED.
hey guess wat my mother said about boa...
she said boa better than the taiwanese n japanese stars!
she complained the other stars all skinny n no meat...
at least boa isnt skinny and her small frame nice nice...
supposed to be watching soccer...
but the tiger time is no longer at chijmes liao, sianz...
visited all the 4 coffeeshops in my neighbourhood all no have scv...
more sianz...
"life is ugly" - hong
11:37 PM
Lost Emily
Which Emily Strange are you?
12:39 AM
August 29, 2003 COLOURED.
rape me...
rape me, my fren...
rape me...
rape me again...
cant tink of anything else that can keep me awake...
supposed to be sleeping early last night but ended up sleeping at 0330...
go school still blur blur...
then somemore the maths class was doing revision...
actually i knew there was revision, thought he will be giving some nice hints somewhere...
in the end i was focusing on chee siong instead...
he said he wanted to give me boa concert for my bdae...
intended to get it oreadi, so tell him no need, juz send the cash over...
or maybe he can try to kidnap sara over...
when the maths lesson ended, i felt so lost...
duno how to spend the 4 hours in school doing nothing...
went to salc but it was closed for some upgrading...
left the lousy eFac room where there's no cd-rw drives around n the slow coms...
not bad... yesterday got stranger ask me for directions...
today got people asking me for help again...
1 ger beside my workstation panic when her monitor shows a blank screen...
actually the answer was simple, but i didnt tell her... shy...
then she got her indian guy fren to help, then he oso down there blur blur...
finally i told the indian guy that the tower power switch neber on...
at least tok to guy more easier, tok to ger veri paisei...
so her pc was up and running...
then she ask me why the screen neber show the login page...
i just told her to wait a while ad the page appeared...
jialat, i must brush up on angmoh liao... easier to tok in chinese...
why strangers like to communicate in english, actually her angmoh wasnt that gd either...
maybe its more class to speak in english or becos it is more universal...
still feel rojak language best...
like the channel U show "ok no problem!"...
english, chinese and dialect mixed together easier to understand...
later another ger came n asked if i have a cashcard to spare...
she asked the wrong person...
too bad bryant didnt come in the morning, his cashcard always around $40+...
spent 2 hours reading mall monkeys... ALL OF IT...
ought to get a prezzie from ano anytime soon...
afternoon blogs always about the north americans...
and some arab and latin countries 2...
wan to find local 1 find until can die...
too bad cant save some of the downloaded stuff to cdrw...
got a flash saver program thats small enuf to fit a floppy though...
going to play tt dress missy liao...
first time saw fandi ahmad at the stadium nia...
everytime c david lee onli... maybe fandi had a tiff with his wife...
no signs of sano around...
my legs felt better today, not bad, managed to push myself a lot...
the fastest time i ever completed the 4km...
my cousins came over from my grandmother's house...
not those cousins as in kids... they're oreadi 23 n 25 liao...
they were visiting my grandfather who juz came back from operation...
come here juz to catch some luohans to bring home to play nia...
seeing my cousin n his fiancee together change my perception of how couples should behave...
i will promise to be a good boy!
hmm, better get all my stuff b4 my internet time is cut down drastically next month...
"open ur eyes" - hong
11:15 PM
"excuse me, is that train going towards boon lay?"...
she was asking me this while inside the crowded train at the middle track...
sianzation, i thought she was going to stand beside me during the journey...
i should have lied...
but im too good to tell lies...
singaporean ladies their english wah lanz...
all so bloody powerful 1...
not a single hint of singlish...
sounds so high class, buay tahan them, so irresistable nia...
exactly like my financial management lecturer like that...
not sure if my financial management lecturer is being lenient or wat...
she gave our group 86 points for our project, the 2nd highest in the class...
quite shocked really, considering we onli have 4 pages compared to other groups who have at least twice that number of pages...
maybe it has got to do wif the number of group members we have...
our group is the smallest with onli 4 while the rest have 5 or 6...
im really falling for her...
she would make a perfect mother!...
and if presentation means putting your answers on the visualizer and not saying a thing...
i would gladly present every single week...
the answers didnt come from me anyway...
jonathan was always there when we need him...
participation marks will be awarded if you contribute during tutorials...
her financial management was different...
juz go up flash the answer...
show off your delicate finger to the class to help them locate where is your answer...
and she will go: "veri gD!" as she gives you marks for "contributing"...
all this without speaking a single word at all...
jonathan, toy, bryant n i still sleep in front of her during lectures...
and she still doesnt realised it...
thats y i say she's the best...
the other time i went to toa payoh...
i was lost for a good half hour...
today i was lost again... for about 15 minutes onli la...
toa payoh so confusing 1...
they should have put signs or directions to the library at the mrt...
no signs of any sports complex as well... i think have to take bus to get to the pool...
now then i know the library was so near the mrt...
last time walked 1 big round like idiot like that...
cant find any books though, wasted trip...
something is wrong wif my legs...
only ran 6 laps yesterday after my legs went stiff...
tried standing board jump n failed miserably...
going to do some research on the proper technique liao...
jump until my buttock overstrained... neber jump properly...
What you see
It isn't always, isn't always
What you believe
It isn't always what you believe
"i exist, but i did not justify my value of existence" - hong
12:54 AM
August 28, 2003 COLOURED.
slept for 11 hours...
man i must be feeling so pretty...
all the 6, 7 hours of sleep not enuf to keep me refreshed...
need about 10 hours daily but its impossible given that i cant seem to sleep at night...
now i cant even wake up in the afternoon on sundays becos of the morning gyms...
skipped lessons for the whole of today
preparing myself for the holidays next week...
left tml's network management lab test to study...
updated ad-aware to 6.0 from my old 5.83...
updated version actually showed 60 new objects identified...
those data miners realli nothing to do...
so free to create spyware and all those funny things...
voyeuristic, just like me...
no matter how many times i have used the bior� pore pack, the end result is still the same...
the blackheads dun seem to reduce at all...
always around the same quantity like that...
tink i better get blotters to soak up the oil b4 the holidays...
will be going swimming for the whole of next week...
dun wanna get pimple outbreak from the swimming manz...
worse, getting sick from the unpredictable weather...
have to pretend to be a kid when i go pay the entrance fee liao...
going to woodlands 1 where its onli 50cents...
cck expensive... even though it has the jacuzzi, its sickening to soak with the grandmas...
maybe i should tell them that the force of the water will push their bones out of position...
so easy to pop their joints that they can dance hiphop liao...
there's no denying, no, there's no denying... there's something magic in the air...~
3 months gone since the start of the project...
supposed to be writing something on the 12 pages of weekly reports...
and our logbook is still so empty...
dun understand why bryant wanted the lecturer to sign...
when we haben wrote a single thing inside...
maybe he loves to be scolded, or just to get the kick out of it...
watever it is, the important point is we haben reached the breakthrough stage yet...
i'll be glad to just get a pass...
i dun wanna repeat this stupid thing...
hope our lecturer can be lenient abit...
"lose control, lose ur soul, come to me" - hong
2:23 PM
August 27, 2003 COLOURED.
Seer
The ULTIMATE personality test
4:50 PM
Aladdin!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
now i wonder where did i put lying and cheating as mine choice....
4:50 PM
August 26, 2003 COLOURED.
animals are smart...
tortoise: i think im a very sunshine girl
tortoise: i like to bask under the sun
tortoise: but my hair feels kinda dry
~i'm a firestarter, terrific firestarter~
that's wat happen when tortoises watched too much advertisements...
dove will earn more revenue if it has some animal products for the hair-conscious animals...
bet my tortoise can even endorse banana boat products...
with her bronze shell and all...
enjoy suntanning without fear of getting skin cancer...
i suspect my big luohan went to the cinema secretly to catch Finding Nemo...
otherwise he wouldnt be spitting stones at the submerged motor...
my father took the stones down n caned the fish...
yes, caned he did, quite a funny sight...
he take the cane whack him a bit then use it to twirl him around...
hu ask him neber pay attention to his ballerina lessons...
the luohan should be in his teens...
he show defiance by spitting the stones straight back at the motor right away...
and he was biting when u try to remove it...
surprise, my constipation method to gain weight works!
past the 64kg mark liao... whahahahaha
okie, that doesnt work at all, i went to the toilet almost every morning liao...
blame it on the late nights...
eat full full then go sleep...
food neber properly digest then keep turning like the clothes in washing machine...
have to thank the 7 buns n 6 slices of bread last night for the 64...
the people in gym today all wear national day colors...
white hair for the elderly, red 'i love singapore' tshirts...
white spaghettis, red pants, red bras...
go gym oso need to wear until so fashion meh...
my fren use to say those wear nice nice 1 all posers...
those lok cock lok cock 1 are the real thing...
and now my mother say i look like gallen lo(luo jia liang) in jie shi de tong hua...
dressing exactly the same, lok cock lok cock. lao uncle pattern...
but i dun have a beer belly leh...
he got beer belly still can get ladies...
maybe i should get a nice fat belly 2...
received letter from sp regarding payment of school fees...
gotta update my passbook on the 28th to see how much i have left liao...
"psycho so maniac, addictively insane" - hong
11:14 PM
listened to 300 songs in 3 days...
still have 1300 more to clear...
~who do u need, who do u love, when u come undone~
take a look at the temporary internet files when u have the time...
although i frequently removed the contents to save space...
i still have 42mb worth of sites not removed yet...
quite interesting to c so many pics though...
gave me quite a rough idea of wat i have been doing the past few days... :D :D
mall monkeys oso appeared down there liao...
finally went to read everything after some strong persuasion from ano...
D
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ys onli remembered my existence whenever its test time...
why cant he be forgetful for once...
why cant he call others...
why must he call me when i need sleep the most...
everybody knows how it feels to be disturbed in the middle of your sleep...
even the gentlest of all will turn violent juz by 1 phone call...
anyhow give him the answers and went back to sleep...
he called again... i ignored the ringing...
maybe i should have answered it...
after all that was my wake up call...
which means i ended up late again...
luckily im not the first batch to take the test...
all of us were pissed by the amount of time the first batch were given...
they took 50 minutes instead of the scheduled 25 minutes...
the later batches all had to rush within the 25 min limit, no extra time given...
couldnt get mine to work becos of the earlier batch anyhow meddle with the configurations...
ended up couldnt do a major part of it...
sian and pissed...
proceed to the hacking lab test...
outside the room wait wait so long the lecturer still wun let us come in...
finally we were allowed in...
then i regretted following the steps...
ended up my last part no time to do becos of the previous settings i have made...
felt stupid, pissed, sianz, moody, grouchy, irritated, dulanz...
SHIT, i having PMS again...
"BoA BoA BoA" - hong
1:41 AM
August 25, 2003 COLOURED.
friends...
always like to forward stupid chain letters via email...
all the forward email to help poor kid...
forward email to receive more roses...
forward email to see how many friends u really have...
forward email to check ur popularity status...
forward email to send touching stories...
forward email to get more luck...
forward email to fall in love faster...
forward email to prevent death...
for goodness sake...
u can be my fren...
but stop spamming...
no wonder the email servers all so slow...
loaded with lotsa crap from so-called frens...
nowadays when i see that particular person's name appearing on the inbox and a "FW:" on the subject head...
its adios goodbye to the mail...
i dun bother to read...
and i dun like the idea of crossword puzzle appearing on my blogger ad...
why does it has to be crossword puzzle, or one across or duno wat shit...
i dun remember any of my entries having crossword puzzles being mentioned...
will try my darnest to get BoA...
in order to reach a 65, i have to stop going to the toilet...
now im a consistent 63... haiz, no idea how to gain 2 more kg liao...
only way is to let the shit be part of my mass...
yea, every gram counts...
should be fine, i can dun go to toilet for 1 week without suffering from any ill effects...
while people will fear about the constipation part...
there's a simple cure actually...
doing situps continuously and u'll clear ur bowels in no time...
with constipation or no constipation, its the most effective method...
ar the tortoise...
she loves everything...
everything but walk and swim...
she likes to bask under the sun for long hours like some ger trying to have a nice tan...
my tortoise is very tanned...
so tanned that people often mistook it for a rock and kicked it accidentally...
she loves the cool breeze as well...
any ger with long hair loves the breeze...
maybe i should get a wig for my tortoise...
so that she'll sway her head around like she's on XTC...
watever, as long as she excercises and dun get heart diease...
she loves to use her hind legs to scratch her tail...
u know like those mother chiding their small kids...
"itchy buttocks ar, see la, eat too much sweets liao..."
i was taken in... i believed that eating too much sweets ur pi gu will really be itchy...
it wasnt until when i was in sec sch when i know the real reason why...
ever seen worms in ur shit? --- i did...
i was given some medication when i was young to force it out when it was too itchy to bear...
scary sight... nonetheless a cure for the itch~...
at least i realised it wasnt the sweets that morphed into some kinda worms...
fyi, playing at the playground too often is the cause for the itchiness
not those carpet type of surface...
its those sandy sandy surfaces that really did it...
wats so fascinating about the playgrounds...
i duno...
i love it when i was young...
thats where i got most of the scratches, falls and bruises from...
not forgetting the worms as well...
nowadays the playgrounds all so small, and not good enuf...
those wooden ones rocks...
was busy admiring my single strand of white arm hair...
when i accidentally pull it off... so fragile nia...
they say man only shed blood, canoot shed tears...
but they excused those who have lost a white hair...
*sob sob*
i took 2 years to grow this pretty mutated hair and now its juz gone like that...
it has this shine, in alternate black n white like an Aedes mosquito's leg...
the rest of the hairs were black... cant wait for swimming season to start...
then i grow more chlorined-soaked modified hairs...
sorry if i didnt focus on myself for today... or any other day...
sunday is juz a day for relaxation...
so i tend to look at things from a more relaxed mode...
maybe i forgot that i still have 2 lab tests tomorrow and i haben done my revision yet...
watever, today's a sunday...
gonna be like my tortoise...
lie down there enjoying the sun, enjoy the breeze like BoA...
now trying to save money to get the BoA concert liao...
"feel free to violate" - hong
12:15 AM
August 23, 2003 COLOURED.
ask me for any of my friends's number and i will give you a blank look...
i dun memorised the numbers, its kinda hard when each person has about 2 numbers to remember...
that's the onli problem people face when they dun have handphones...
juz like miho nakayama's character in the show...
over reliance on the hp for the numbers, lost phone = 4get all the numbers liao...
supposed to be going out wif bryant n junia go watch soccer until i saw the new paper...
tiger night is held at devils bar, not at chijmes as the usual location...
wanted to inform them of the sudden change of location and thats when i regretted not having a handphone...
next best thing was to go online and find them...
was lucky to saw bryant online, normally he was out on saturdays...
told him about it and we decided not to go after all...
would you still consider someone as your friend if you dun even know wat he's up to...
try asking him wat he's gonna do and he give you vague answers...
obviousy trying not to let you in on his activities...
either he's too selfish to share with you some nice stuff...
or he's indulging in some dirty business which can't be announced to the public...
wat are friends really... does chatting with them once in a blue moon counts?...
they come, they go... in the end they're juz strangers...
strangers... those whom u approached to greet like u're some kinda promoter...
or juz a familiar face u see every other day...
i dun consider someone as a friend when u managed to dig up stuff from him over 1 night...
when u have known him since sec sch...
guessed everyone's perception of a person is wrong...
thought he was some despo...
realised he still has his morals, while i have lost all of it...
i lost it onli in my fantasies though...
something which i always wanted but didnt do it...
anyway he was interesting...
came up with things when i least expected it...
fancy asking me tips for how to have a nice n smooth shave --- pubic hair that is...
i always thought guys dun do that, except for those involved in porn industry...
or those male models who have to wear gstrings or swimming trunks for a shoot...
those professional centers provide brazilian waxing for gers...
strictly for gers too...
come to tink of it, how come men dun have...
the waxing business will be prospering with the increasing number of men turning gay or bapoks...
he came up with a veri veri gd reason as to why he wanted to get rid of it...
which makes me go hmmmm, why didnt i tink of that as well...
it makes logical sense, maybe a lot of them oso have done it...
juz tt i was kept in the dark...
old mates are funny...
yesterday i was going to cck stadium when i heard ppl wolf-whistling at me...
i was praying it was a pretty ger...
wishing it was some bengs that wanted a fight...
hoping it was not my relatives...
turning jelly if it was some crazy gay...
im not allowed to do any hanky-panky around my neighbourhood...
even if i wanted to do it...
there are spies everywhere...
one uncle lives juz a road across...
another lives 3 roads away...
so if i ever brought a ger home, she can prepare to meet the parents n relatives...
back to the wolf-whistling...
it was some army boy riding on a bicycle...
pri sch classmate weixian...
power eyesight, i was on the other side of the road and he still can see me...
i dun wan to make him tio accident becos of me loh... not worth it...
see guy then still kena buang is very suay 1...
not bad leh, he still can recognized me... photogenic memory...
then again, where he learn tt wolf-whistling from...
it was loud, i tink everyone looked in his direction when he whistled...
must be the army...
teaching all the ABCs of how to be a real MAN...
"we're all funny creatures" - hong
11:57 PM
i was impressed with the amount of bullshit toy n bryant managed to produce for the questions...
i cant even produce a decent bullshit...
luckily there's some nice information online...
felt like a financial analyst like that going to SGX website looking at Raffles Holdings...
was laughing at the way they present the answers...
the ang moh kan powerful...
grammer, sentence structure wrong wrong wrong like hell...
if our lecturer sees the report sure faint...
i like her...
even though i slept in her lectures...
but her english is good...
perfect english yet so singaporean...
its the kind of english which makes her stand out...
others have their accented english which makes listening tough...
the best lecturers i dig are those that are havoc havoc pattern...
those that have good stories to tell but not everytime...
those that speak chinese or dialects if u dun understand their english...
oh no no no no!
starhub free access will be free no more from sept 1...
sian man, have to pay access fee like zapsurf liao...
sucks, trying to force 56kers out manz...
toy celebrates becos that means increased bandwidth for other users...
i tink my father will oso celebrate from september onwards when he receives the phone bill...
my sister will oso rejoice as there's no one to fight over the usage of phone at nite liao...
some article commenting about RIAA said this...
"Music Needs You. And You Need Music"...
i should change that to "Internet Needs Hong. And Hong Needs Internet"
now my sister is complaining that i look too big liao...
i was just beginning to think my size is just about normal for my height...
i still can cover around my wrist with my other hand wat...
onli unhappy with my thighs, they dun seem to grow no matter how much i eat...
went running wif sano...
he is still doing his situps, i have oreadi given up...
whenever i do too much, i will be forced to go on a diet, stomach too pain to eat...
priority now is more mass, 6 pecs can wait...
"friends, they come, they go..." - hong
12:49 AM
August 21, 2003 COLOURED.
(c)Your firm�s purchases are currently paid by cash. You intend to explore the option of buying on credit from suppliers.
(i) Explain why this is a source of funds.
(ii) Identify two consequences if it is not managed carefully. (15 marks)
sounds quite easy... until i saw the marks allocation...
if i write 3 lines, will i get 15 marks???
i derived my answers based on common sense...
i dunno how to write long long to get the marks leh...
and the lectures doesnt have anything to do with it...
too bad i never buy the textbook as well...
just have to see wat bryant n toy can come up with...
i dun tink they are that smart either...
left jonathan to save us liao...
i have attended the first lesson for today!
i actually got 88 for my software engineering lab test last week...
tyco like hell, either he read the marks wrongly or he lazy to mark my work...
or even worse, i hear wrongly...
so i may be getting 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 or 88...
going for lessons on time doesnt help one single bit...
dozed off at the tutorial afterwards...
now i m following the steps of jonathan's n chiobu's...
sleeping during class, all i lacked is excellent grades to back it up...
saw the OK No Problem show on channel U juz now about male dancer-cum-strippers... the public lambasted him for not showing his face for the whole singapore to see... what to do, he was brave enuf to come out and speak about his job (he was interviewed inside a car with no lights on)... one caller said if he wasnt doing anything illegal then why he so scared to show his face... problem is if his face ever appeared on tv, it will be all over the news, the majority of public will condemn him, the government will start to talk nonsense, and the question about our morals will resurface for duno how many times liao...
imho, i think the job quite cool leh...
u go dancing no need pay money...
u get many gers looking at you...
after all, no ger will even bother to notice you if you're juz plain plain...
best thing is, u're the one getting paid for doing things which guys would pay to do...
most prolly it's the #1 fantasy job which guys always wanted, #2 being star soccer player...
i oso wan if given the chance...
but i cant dance to save my white ass...
i dun look good...
and i dun have the body yet...
no wonder government sent the boys to ns...
all kena trained to be strippers sia...
"die liao la" - hong
11:09 PM
August 20, 2003 COLOURED.
i hate wednesdays...
i promised bryant that i would not watch jacky wu last night...
i promised that i will sleep early...
i promised that i will be in school by 8...
i promised i will not touch jonathan's game currently...
i promised that i will run at sp stadium after the maths lesson...
promises... the only thing that doesnt shatters, broken or damaged when u break it...
i did not watch jacky wu last night...
BUT
i played jonathan's game...
AND
becos of that, i slept at 2...
8am u say?... yea
when i woke up and look at the clock, it says 8am alright...
i remembered when i opened my eyes it was still 6 something...
but i was too weak to get up (excuses)...
i was waiting for the alarm clock to go off anyway...
it didnt...
it is something i dun understand...
maybe i should have cameras around so that i can monitor my room...
so i can find out is it me, my parents, my sister, some nice ghost, or the clock itself who turned it off...
its okie, got up eat breakfast in a quarter-conscious state n lie on the bed again...
next lesson is 1200...
but i have promised liao, and i dun break promises that easily (broken 3 in a day)...
so wat, at least i have a higher percentage of fulfilling the promises loh...
some people make promises and broke every single one of them...
by the time i am in the half-conscious state oreadi 9:20 liao...
the first lesson ends at 10... juz nice~
i rather dun come than be late for lessons...
lecturers like to give u the face when u come in late always...
if u neber come at least u will keep ur clean reputation intact...
this is call tactics...
tactics can only be used once in a blue moon though...
so far this whole week i have missed every first lesson of the day...
which is a personal record for me... will try to smash the world record next time...
reached school at exactly 10am... no one left in the room...
go stadium to find them...
and saw jonathan n bryant running side by side...
bryant's eyesight quite good, he saw me from afar and greeted me with the finger...
he quickly withdrew the bird as a security guard was standing near the stadium...
he dun wan any misunderstandings or tio warning letters...
so toy was sick...
judging from his voice i cant tell that he's sick...
called out my name from so far like he is parade commander like that...
love the location of the stadium...
so isolated that i can take off my shorts without going to changing room...
jonathan ran 5, bryant 7, me 10...
see bryant that type of pattern i thought he should be able to do quite a number of pull-ups...
after our run we go play with the bar and he onli managed 2...
im now stuck at minimum 10... 11 needs an extra push then im dead...
must work hard to be better than uchu...
give me 1 month to hit a constant 12....
while toy n ys play chess, i was sweating away...
the more i drink, the more sweat i produced... sian
abel joined us afterwards, he got bring sunblock somemore sia...
his running style is something which i wanna learn...
he run like floating on air like that...
we all say if the wind too big then blow him back to the starting line liao...
onli ate a hotdog bun for lunch...
no mood n no time to eat...
feel like a girl sia, surviving on breadtalk and starbucks onli (breadtalk sux)...
cant wait for my coffeshop's renovations to finish then i can eat my chicken rice liao...
we saw 1 ger with her hipster jeans n butt crack...
sometimes gers wear until so low that u cant even tell whether shes wearing or not...
while ys love to say "eh eh, never wear"...
i believe they do wear something underneath...
i mean i oso wore my underwear quite low...
but there's no chance of seeing my butt crack...
no one wants to see it...
if ppl wan to see then he/she is realli crazy...
bryant, toy, jonathan n i were blacklisted for the financial management lessons...
always late for lectures (blame the network management tutorial)...
always sat in front for lectures since no space behind liao...
always sleeping in front of her...
if 1 or 2 person sleep neber mind...
but great minds tink alike, we all nodded away at the same time...
being quiet in class is good...
lecturer wun remember ur name and tink u r attentive...
she onli remembers jonathan's and bryant's 1...
having earrings is bad...
n becos i m quiet in class...
a lot of lecturers tink i m not interested in studies...
well... their thinking is correct!
studies not good, make 2 ppl die of heart failure in 3 days while playing soccer...
see, excercise dun wan excerise...
keep study study study for wat...
learn all the medical terms so that you know u r going to die from so-and-so diease...
fyp meeting with the lecturer...
so we're not using syringe pump animore...
he's giving us infusion pump to work with...
we wun curse... we have no reason to curse...
we arnt progressing anyway...
i know quite a number of groups oso haben complete yet...
which gives us reason to relax a little...
its always lessons after wednesday that i feel free...
no more things to burden me...
and its always time to look forward to saturday soccer again...
read a book titled "Blog On"...
telling people why they should blog...
which i find it lame...
and to think i have become one of the lamers who read the book...
i prefer to call it research, same like how i read some research topics at borders...
u dun need people to tell u to blog...
u dun need people to guide...
u dun need people to spoonfeed...
u juz do it...
if u even need people to tell u why u should blog...
might as well give them to blog for u...
juz like ur money i help u to spend...
ur clothes i help u to wear...
ur sleep i help u to sleep...
do you see wat i see?
can u hear wat i hear?
do u feel like i feel?
can u dream like i dream?
cheesiong said i have a neck too thick for someone my size...
thank goodness he said that...
i was still thinking it has become thinner...
better to have thick than thin...
harder to strangle, more surface area to bite...
and it oso shows that i havent been sticking my neck out to peep at people changing...
"if u're feeling lucky, come n take me home" - hong
11:00 PM
August 19, 2003 COLOURED.
a blessing in disguise...
toy kena food poisoning yesterday then neber come today...
he ate the fish & chips from dino's at FC3...
lucky yesterday i came late, otherwise i oso tio liao...
have to stop late nights...
i cant seem to wake up on time liao...
always skipped the first lesson...
and my weight's dropping...
sp sucks...
online quiz keep error...
time so little too..
gave me 3/10...
pathetic...
at least it didnt prevent me from taking the quiz again...
"furious angel appears with his black wings" - hong
11:22 PM
Dave Matthews Band - When The World Ends
When the world ends
Collect your things
You�re coming with me
When the world ends
You tuckle up yourself with me
Watch it as the stars disappear to nothing
The day the world is over
We�ll be lying in bed
I�m gonna rock you like a baby when the cities fall
We will rise as the building�s crumble
Float there and watch it all
Amidst the burning, we�ll be churning
You know, love will be our wings
The passion rises up from the ashes
When the world ends
When the world ends
You�re gonna come with me
We�re going to be crazy
Like a river bends
We�re going to float
Through the criss cross of the mountains
Watch them fade to nothing
When the world ends
You know that�s what�s happening now
I�m going to be there with you somehow, oh...
I�m going to tie you up like a baby in a carriage car
Your legs won�t work cause you want me so
You just lie spread to the wall
The love you got is surely
All the love that I would ever need
I�m going to take you by my side
And love you tall, �til the world ends
Oh, but don�t you worry about a thing
No, 'cause I got you here with me
Don�t you worry about a
Just you and me
Floating through the empty, empty
Just you and me
Oh, graces
Oh, grace
Oh, when the world ends
We�ll be burning one
When the world ends
We�ll be sweet makin love
Oh, you know when the world ends
I�m going to take you aside and say
Let�s watch it fade away, fade away
And the world�s done
Ours just begun
It's done
Ours just begun
We�re gonna dive into the emptiness
We'll be swimming
I�m going to walk you through the pathless roads
I�m going to take you to the top of the mountain that�s no longer there
I�m going to take you to bed and love you, I swear
Like the end is here
I�m going to take you up to
I�m going to take you down on you
I�m going to hold you like an angel, angel
I�m going to love you
I�m going to love you
When the world ends
I�m going to hold you
When the world is over
We�ll just be beginning...
2:56 PM
they say lamers are lame...
they say lamers are fun...
they say lamers are hip...
they say lamers onli appear on irc...
they say to get gers, u have to be lame...
they say lamers are there to justify ur existence on earth...
they say lamers are there to provide entertainment...
well i say...
the lamers are there to piss u...
the lamers are out to get you...
the lamers are out to make you hopping mad...
the lamers love to see ur blood boil...
to them...
victory is onli achieved when they have attracted the attention they wanted...
to me...
victory is onli when i kick and screwed every single 1 of their asses...
peace is never a word in my dictionary...
to rid the roots, you kill it, not isolate it...
should i sue u for assault...
if u slap me around with a bit of large trout...
witnessed the birth n death twice...
new things will replace the old...
and things will get better...
now do i realised uchu's real power...
thought sano oreadi not bad liao...
but uchu realli takes the kill...
he stealths ard, he snipes, he fires, he bombs...
in the end he's the last man standing with all the frags lying on the ground...
and i realised i have been way way waY too innocent liao...
missed my morning lecture becos of late nights...
was late for the afternoon lecture as well...
30 minutes late...
all my classmates chided jonathan...
for teaching me all the bad things...
skipping lessons, sleeping in class...
i should have learnt the nice things from him...
maybe that's why he's the man with distinctions every semester...
and im left with the As, Bs and occasional Cs...
week 7...
1 more week to 3 lab tests...
2 more weeks to swimming!...
3 more weeks to MST...
8 more weeks to submission of FYP...
9 more weeks to bdae...
10 more weeks to semestral exams (to be confirmed)...
11 more weeks to INTENSIVE SWIMMING and getting a HEART SHAPE on my back by SUNTANNING!...
actually this brilliant idea was thought up by takumi...
about cutting patterns and covering the body...
so that u will have the desired pattern u wan by suntanning...
beats tattooing... this is FREE!
time flies...
FYP still stuck at tt pathetic stage...
no more games for now...
start to do FYP liao...
even if it means staring at the code forever and not understanding a single bit of it...
after my jog, i spent a good 30 minutes on the substitue bench observing...
just like the way i observe people swimming when i first started out...
looking at every single jogger's running pattern and posture...
there must be a reason for their pace...
after all michael johnson runs funny but he's a world record holder...
and there was this female sprinter...
run 100m, walk 200m, run 100m, walk 200m...
her legs... WoW WOOW WOW WOOOWW...
bloody long and she runs so graceful nia...
not like marion jones's clumsy legs...
her stretching excercise more power...
doing half leg splits along 50m then repeat for 5 times...
if challenge her to a race i sure lose...
and i tink she will prolly beat majority of the guys by a big margin...
i have neber seen anyone run like floating like that loh...
reached home at about 2030...
which is still too early...
i had my lunch at 1700...
should have observed more and take down notes...
my toes are growing dead skin again...
my mother says they are not corns...
she said its the way i walk that cause the thick skin...
cant wait for grow more then i can use the corn plaster to get rid off tt thick skin...
"when the world ends, just you n me..." - hong
1:41 AM
August 17, 2003 COLOURED.
feeling dizzy the whole day...
my sister cough medicine kan powerful...
missed the gym session becos of it...
woke up at 1000...
sleep at 1200...
woke up at 1400...
sleep at 1600...
woke up at 1900...
no prizes for guessing why i wake up for...
my brain's dead...
my mind's a blank...
my body's turned jelly...
machiam like suffering after taking drugs...
maybe its the overdosage i have taken...
i dun even have the strength to resist if some gay try to rape me...
but i still managed to do some things...
like eating my meals, drinking water and bathing...
tried to capture a snapshot of a very nice pic...
in the end it onli gave me a black screen...
nice anime pic but its from a H game...
TNP on Sunday has an ex gangster on its front page...
they love to have chinese characters on the back with a big drawing below it...
i should have known...
jurong east swimming pool every sunday like lao beng outing like that...
all the words, dragons, tigers, bao gongs, nezhas...
i wouldnt recommend them to come on sunday to relac relac though...
sunday is like aunty aunty gathering...
all one piece and not a single two-piece...
weekdays and saturdays better...
cant wait for december, then i can start swimming again...
want to get a tattoo...
but not now...
size too small...
big big tattoo then more nice nice...
thought of getting my hong character on the whole back
so next time they ask wats my name...
i will pull off my shirt and show them my back...
but i will be dead b4 i even reached that stage...
my parents sure wun approve 1...
every local channel is showing the national day rally...
something which i dread every year...
something my father labels it onli those lan pa sors will go n listen...
something which the lecturer is giving a speech and all the students are listening...
u dun c that in parliament where many MPs are caught napping on tv when its not their turn to speak...
talking about terrorists...
where are there terrorists in the first place...
they are there for a reason...
no terrorist = no fbi, cia, interpol and the likes...
to have good, you must first create the bad...
maybe the terrorists play counterstrike too much...
addicted until they decided to do it for real...
the onli thing they forgot to say was "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"...
we should get the fbi, cia, interpol, mib to play counterstrike as well...
and in future we will see them bunny hopping around for real...
which makes real entertainment for reality tv...
~zao chu de fall in love, chuan shuo zai jiu ai xin huan zi jian...
~mang mu de cinderella, tong hua zhong de qing ren cong lai mei you chu xian...
~looking for some kind of love-you-only...
~waiting for some kind of lover...
"ming bai bu ming bai" - hong
10:31 PM
having looked at the zonealarm pro logs... i cant help but wonder how many persons have scanned my pc b4 i have the firewall... and i have gotten rid of tagboard, brought back dekap... shoutbox, tagboard, dekap... when will i ever find one which will remain stable...
some idiot tried entering 9 times in a second using different ports, then he did it again 9 times later using different ports again... in between got 1 lamer try once onli... lol
to believe or not to believe... after my "ghostly" encounter... yesterday 2350 my sister came over to my room and asked me whether i m singing or not... she said she heard some noise like wailing like that... i swear my mouth was close throughout... although muse may be the culprit... duno la, to see is to believe... in the end it is just the voices running through the head...
its the start of the EPL season... much more like betting season has begun!... i have been kept busy having to help toy buy his total goals while i just play small small 1X2... just take it that i am donating to some charity who needs help urgently... and it also means that its CHIJMES time every saturday night... i have to check the last train schedule, otherwise i cant watch the 10pm match liao...
while i was having my lunch at the coffeshop nearby, i was observing the uncles around me... i wonder what will become of me when i reached their age... will i be at the kopitiam lazing around, complaining about the government, smoking, drinking beer, reading the racing section and of cos watching the cats make love to each other...
i dun see any dogs around coffeeshops, maybe they have been taken away to be served as dishes...
when i reached that age, i dun tink i will be smoking or drinking... which questions my existence at kopitiam... to ogle at beer aunties??? ... horse racing maybe, i am always curious about the odds of picking a winner out of 10 horses... and i neber found the reason why those people into racing are all uncle uncle aunty aunty pattern 1...
across the globe, most rich men love a day out at the racecourse... like britain, alex ferguson and michael owen likes horses... and many other stars and celebrities... down here in singapore i dun see SM Lee or PM Goh or President Nathan with their hands full of betting slips... and fyi, kranji racecourse actually have free entry for ladies, the guys must pay entrance fee... like discos like that sia, so hip and happening...
haters call me bitch
call me faggot
call me whiney
but i am something they can neber be
went to chijmes alone at 7pm... it was still raining so i went to raffles shopping centre walk walk with my slippers first... machiam like my home like that, a lot ppl look at my slippers sia... its a attention-grabber with the sound it makes when its wet... *piak piak piak* like duck like that...
while people strive to get noticed, they wan to be beautiful n handsome... do however spare a thought for those who has 1 leg or 1 arm missing and those who has lost any of their five senses... they get stared at and got more attention than any ordinary person but they dun like it... be content with wat u have and thank goodness that u still haben lost ur mind...
yikes... aston villa stinks, they played like they were the ones in the first division last season and not portsmouth... only a number of people turn up for this match, maybe its got to do with the rain earlier or the match dun generate much interest...
went back to RSC BK to takeaway whopper meal... coughing n still drinking iced coke, bo bian loh, no have hot coke wat... then i hear ppl calling "hong"... turn around and look at the people, dun recognized any of them anyway... voices...
rushed back to chijmes to take my position... quite a lot of fans turned up liao... now i know man u got so many supporters... onli got to watch the first half before heading back home... scared later if watch finish then no more train, have to walk home liao...
"kong ji shi se, se ji shi kong" - hong
12:41 AM
August 15, 2003 COLOURED.
have something that i have to make clear, avg does not scan the registry after all... thought it did, but viruses dun put themselves in registry... onli boot sectors, data files, executable programs... so i was wrong there... so much for scoring 100 for the quiz... its wasnt my answers anyway... :)
credit to jonathan for providing the answers, and oso to jessica for doing the true/false qns... only they got so much time to go and find the answer for each question 1 by 1... think my class will have the highest average score among the other classes after we have 5 100s and a 98... i help ys click too fast then sian diao wrong 1 question...
downloaded muse new album liao... at least better than hullabaloo 1... worth listening...
[Welcome to the Peep Show 7:30pm at CCK Stadium every Friday]
every friday got things to see... so nice... saw 2 gays running together wearing tight shorts... their butts so firm that even i got the temptation to spank!... 3 indian guys who thought that hanging on the bar is cool... but its much more cooler if they pull themselves up instead of swinging around like monkeys... go play monkey bars man...
there's this lady dressed up like a boxer like that running around... somemore wear gloves sia, maybe she's going to the gym upstairs, or perhaps she got to ride a harvey back home... and there's this auntie doing the erotic dance!... normal people call it hip rotation, and she was doing like she was making love to the air... my jaws dropped when i saw it, absolute stunner... u always get all sorts of funny people around, swimming pool like that, now stadium oso like that... today i oso saw 1 person wearing slippers running around... think he filming Homerun ar, no money to buy shoes...
only around 1930 is when u get to see the real joggers... run quite fast sia all of them, the gers not like swinging hips side to side 1 loh, all chiong the lanes...
[Encounter with Stefanie Sun at Elevator]
just me n her alone... i was looking down, concentrating on my vanilla coke and praying hard that she will not pester me... then she started singing... sing she did... actually she has a pleasant voice... pity she was a weirdo cowgirl... only began breathing normally when she left the evelator... wat a close shave...
[The Story of 3 Idiots... Make That 4 ]
going home at 5 was always a problem... forever that "wanna wait for next train or squeeze" question... toy n i entered the train... bryant, ys n chiobu tried entering from another carriage... something i dun understand is there so many people they still try to go in from there, cannot come our side 1 loh... must be the ger that left them spellbound...
at JE mrt then bryant's fren tapped me on the shoulder and said how come bryant neber follow me... he's not my fren but got to know him as bryant's fren... normally if i see my friends' friend, i wouldnt bother approaching them for a lil chat, not social enuf eh... watz funny is bryant's friends all call him by his chn name... while his poly frens call him by bryant... since his chinese name is so special (dayang)... he's known as big sheep, close shop... somemore he's usually mistaken as a cheena man becos of his name n looks... if ppl didnt notice his name, they will tink he's a korean...
our names in the end all kena screwed up... now bryant is yangyang, toy is ziwei (princess), weiwei, paypay and toytoy, chiobu is ooiooi, bingbing and quanquan, ys is songsong (chen songling), jonathan is poonpoon, yanyan... while mine is honghong... think any guy who hears the name will tink must be some cute chiobu ard... imagine how they react when they see armani, versace, manmaster, chiobu, bookie and jnn... sure vomit like hell!
"sing for absolution" - hong
11:27 PM
going around strangers blogs to get some inspirations in life.... onli interested in singaporeans ones though.... sick of all the berkeleys, torontos, british... local rulez...
today early morning go filial liao... kena forced to wake up by the loud ringing of the phone... my mother 4get to bring the shop's keys to work... so have to rush n pass the keys to her...
and i dun understand why so many "TESTING" sites have appeared on the most recently published ones... no wonder blogger goes down for no reason.... bloody bryant go holland v find his char bo, left me alone for 3 hours with nothing to do... gonna work it later in the evening liao... too long neber pump, too long neber crunch... can die die die... im beginning to fill up le, no more pecs to see... lol... now have to focus more on carbo n cut down on fats liao...
happened to find some pictures taken from other people's blogs... laughing n coughing my bladder out... damn...
'It is like falling in love, no one can tell you... you just know it� - The Oracle
 
and here's sth funny... anyhow took the answers though...
You're a Kid Catboy!!! You're young, innocent, and
still learning the ways of catboy-dom.
What Kind of Catboy are You?
2:16 PM
You are Triple H
Which WWE Wrestler are you?
ywa... thats more like it.. lol even though i have to go against my beliefs!
1:20 PM
You are Kane
Which WWE Wrestler are you?
1:14 PM
knew that complimenting someone will make him/her happy for the rest of the day... wat i didnt know was that it actually lasted for days!... so much to the extent that they seem to have more confidence in themselves... i feel like a guru liao...
today lab test quite hard, onli a few managed to complete the test... a lot all dun have enuf time to do... i managed to do a little bit, tink its just about enuf to pass...
yesterday wait for jonathan to send me the hacking quiz questions like waiting for boa like that, wait long long oso dun have ar!... lucky he today got bring the diskette, then i copy from his floppy straight away rather than wait for him in irc... always play tt pokemon game nia...
irritating quiz... so many trick questions, took up the whole evening and night juz to get some decent answers... aim to get high high even though its only 5%... but sometimes all u need is that 5% to get u to an A instead of a B... tt miho nakayama show on channel 8 not bad, quite funny...
""if u're not dancing, then u're dead!" - hong
12:35 AM
August 13, 2003 COLOURED.
pardon me if i ended my last entry a bit abrupt... was dying to get some sleep yesterday so... had problems installing Visual Studio.Net and the RPC message keep popping up whenever i opened IE, and closing windows after 60 seconds when tat message pops out... i thought it got to do with me installing the visual studio.net...
didnt go for maths tutorial in the morning... i can never wake up on wednesday mornings... go stadium canot fint bryant n toy... went to all the foodcourts to find them oso dun have... they were at SALC, the place where u would least expect to see them... toy said he kena virus then bo bian come to download stuff to clean his pc...
while i was complaining to bryant about the idiotic installation, bryant realised my problems are the same as toy's... it wasnt the installation, it was the virus... some worm luvsan... worm blast... first time tio, quite alot of people oso tio...
vulnerable : winXP, win2k users
for those who regularly update their os with patches or antivirus shouldnt have any problem with the bug... patch is good, u always need patch b4 u can play pirated games leh... =)
once u're online and the worm will come visit if u neber patched a later version... i thought of not removing it since it helps me curb my online time and save cost too... but like that then i canot download anything liao, so have to get rid of the stupid worm...
the worm came at the right time, finally got to download free antivirus software, AVG antivirus... norton is a sucker, mine was 2001... oso got kazaa codec pack to play some of the previously unplayable mtvs... brought back firewalls to test test as well since that worm incident... but i dun tink i will use it anyway since im already quite slow, to use firewall my connection will become like a snail liao...
sneaky sneaky worm... just removed it and less than half an hour later when AVG was doing its background scanning (hail AVG!), the worm was found in a restore folder... so imagine if i have to restore and the worm just keeps coming back without me realising it... do a find on msblast.exe to c whether u got the worm or not...
got myself zonealarm... got the pro program... but thats a bit too cheem for now, and i too lazy to find crack for it... and suddenly i am doing my historykill, ad-aware, avg, zone alarm... if it wasnt for that worm, i wouldnt have stepped up security...
tml got software lab test liao, hope it will be quite easy, lazy to revise... still have that hacking quiz still haben do yet... try to aim for the 5 marks though most of my friends got 4... oso duno why they so kiasu sia... all first day do liao, i intend to do on friday in school... at home do can die, at least in school i can get help from friends...
"i cant tell u the way i feel becos the way i feel is all so new to me" - hong
11:03 PM
chee siong asked me why am i not chasing girls... he dun believe that i dun have any target... well i do, but boa's a tall order loh... he said i behaved like a lang zi like that, nonchalant about the things around me... quite true, i cant be bothered with stupid things that take up my time to sleep or excercise or watch jacky wu... then he keep telling me to go jio sun yanzi from dcnt... sano should know sun yanzi... i rather go n die instead chasing her...
queuing during lunchtime, u can always spot guys looking around at gers like there are no more gers in the world like that... i onli interested when they have a nice face... ask takumi, he knows wat i like... or when they dressed too sexy for my liking... they wan to get attention, they'll get attention...
after the last lesson i was supposed to be going gym with toy but he still at the lecture theatre playing chess with jonathan... he only came out of the theatre when the lecturer wanted to lock it liao... lecturer see them oso stunned as they are hiding behind, so he asked them wat r they doing back there, SLEEPING is the model answer to give!...
so there we are comparing arms... mine is twice as big as my forearms, toy is same size for arm n forearm... but then again, he has insane forearms...
went to my grandmother house to eat eat dinner... my uncle see me kena stunned... he said i become big size liao... the past few days i saw quite a lot of old classmates n friends... michael, hanwei, bernard, junhao, jeremy... compared myself to them, i think i have grown the most... jeremy now in ite, still as fat as ever since the time i last saw him...
my uncle like to offer money, keep asking whether my mother gave me enuf allowance or not, got money to eat or not, want to buy hp or not... but i always rejected him... but by right i would have snatched his money straight away to get my wants... i have my wants n needs... most of my money i have is used on needs...
wants --- 5 shirts
5 pants
shoes
underwear
change underwear to a need... grow big liao underwear tight like hell... running veri pain... anti-underwear supporter!...
my 6th uncle gave us a ride home while my mother said he got car liao but still canot get a ger...
me - "must have car then will get ger meh?"
sis - "ya, sg gers are materialistic..."
and my mother criticised me about i go to school like my home like that, wear soccer shorts so often to school, like lao ah hia like that... people dress well, have nice hair cuts to impress people... all like going for fashion show like that, i dun dress to impress... wats there to impress anyway, not interested...
"driven by anger, not fear" - hong
1:53 AM
August 12, 2003 COLOURED.
hey hey, anissa appeared on tv!... ready steady pom pi pi~... so white~...
took a gamble today and it paid off handsomely... i gave up studying for the hacking quiz in return of some nice quality sleep... guess wat, the quiz is actually do at ur free time 1... lucky i neber study, otherwise i will curse for the whole day...
and weili came back to school today... now he is the real ironman, he got a metal rod inserted into his arm after tt accident and he is onli allowed to remove it after 3 - 4 years... his hospital fees quite ex... 2 day stay + an operation around $900+ after the government grant and discounts... without discount ar, a nice 5 figure sum loh... the surgeon fee is $2000... in 1 day a surgeon can earn around $6000 (3 ops a day)... in a month around $180,000... in 7 months he will become a millionaire... wow wow wow... doctors realli love money dun they... and they love fame too... remember the iranian twins coming here for a separation op... the op was expensive but they needn't pay a cent at all since the hospital decided to cover the charges... if they so good, why dun they cover charges for those poor ones... poor ppl no money then canot go for surgery izzit, poor ppl are left to die while the rich juz gets richer, think yamakasi the movie...
sano is getting better n better by the day... he eats, he pushes, he pulls, he runs, he jogs, he sits, he crunches, and the best of all, he farts... he's improving his body and thats good... now i got competition liao, and i needed that badly, needed someone to push me... started rebuilding my foundation running after that lousy timing last week while waiting for 7:30pm... at this rate, i think give him 2 months and he can go n represent singapore for SEA games liao...
bryant said his fren's fren tio fined for downloading copyrighted things from kazaa, kena fined around $1000+... are they being serious or wat... they got nothing better to do, catch ppl download things... bo liao...
does anyone have a quick solution to get rid of dry coughs?... mine is coming back no thanks to the frequent visits to water cooler recently... i oso need a cure for aching necks though im feeling better now... must be the pressure points that i am pressing that is working for me...
"inhale exhale let's all hail, its a depraved new world" - hong
1:27 AM
August 11, 2003 COLOURED.
xie xie ni de zhao gu ni de ti tie
gei wo yi ge mei hao de shi jie
wo ba xin fu kan de tai jian dan le dian
ni you duo yong xin
wo que mei you fa jue
xie xie ni de zhao gu ni de li kai
rang wo dui ai you heng duo liao jie
xian zai cai shuo ye xu tai wan le yi dian
shi qu guo de ren hui geng zhen xi yi dian
who can do crunches like no kick like that? onli etoiles... so i cannot let her down, die die must do everyday... and the daddy die die must be bigger and fitter than me, otherwise he's juz wasting his time...
left side of neck pain like hell... strained it juz now during gym, then totally no mood to do anything liao... heard that tml my class got quiz but dunno whether is inside the lab take quiz or ownself free then go take... i neber even study sia... stomach pain, neck pain, dun study best...
i even got time to watch real madrid and wwe lol... oh shit i really need someone to massage my neck... must press the pressure point for some relief, so damn pain~... last time watch wwe is becos of stacy kiebler, now is becos of all the superstars... see liao then got motivation to work hard for the BODY... and i am still not studying the quiz... 10% giveaway...
"studies is bad for health" - hong
1:05 AM
August 10, 2003 COLOURED.
feels like old times again yesterday... the late nights, the brainless crap, the lame answers, the endless lol, lmao, rofl... all it takes is a spark to ignite the fire... i have told my friends that whenever im online for more than 1 hour, im usually there for a simple reason... and so yesterday 3 of them saw me for around 2 hours... their way of greeting : downloading porn ar... pls pls, boa is better really... lol... was getting the high quality which toy said was the clearest of all movie clips or mtvs he had seen so far, porn can wait...
but u just neber know, this could be the one...
i do believe that u n me we could be so
happy n free inside a world of misery
and i believe that u n me we could be so
inside of u inside of me cos this could be the one
this could be the one...
yesterday got the national day speech all over tv, both the big luohans turned very red and watched the tv diligently... patriotic fishes, true blue singaporean-bred... actually my uncle got the fishes from malaysia lol...
schnake isnt as lame as he seems... had small talk wif him and he seems alright to me, like a normal person like that... while ppl have their pms, i think he has his pervert period at times as well... and bryant was telling me a interesting situation, no one in his right mind will ever go and make himself white white n fit fit, which he labels a bai zhan ji (steamed chicken)... so schnake can go ahead to be his gu niang vaness lookalike and be a bai zhan ji... everyone loves roasted chicken, except for those healthy lifestyle = longer life ppl...
dun c the reason why so many people wear red... love bloodshed eh... kill kill kill, i love it too... but i dun wear red... its bad for the eyes la... no wonder so many singaporeans kena short-sighted... they should go green as singapore is a clean n green city... imagine all the lime tshirts around... rocks totally... i was oso thinking if some country's flag has pink on it... every citizen in that country will become pink panthers... and if the color happens to be purple... we will have so many tinky-winkys around with the triangle sign above their heads!... black may be stylo, but too many people will make it look like they mourning for the nation instead of celebrating the nation's anniversary...
going to the ndp is like going to a safri duo concert... they use a lot of safri duo songs leh... and i oso heard ric flair's entrance music as well... and i learnt that its that easy to get rid of the whole PAP party... imagine some nice people who planted bombs around the stadium...
"there aint nothing i can do, cuz life is a lesson -- u learn it when u're through"
Mission Impossible 2... i remember that was the year limp bizkit went really hot with that song... wats that title again... ooh 'take a look around'... it was tt song that got me to get their album... but i have neber seen MI2 b4 honestly... some bands got famous becos of their songs appearing as title tracks on movies... think evanescence, daredevil wasnt that gd a movie (i didnt watch it either), but its 'bring me to life' got ppl to watch it... anyway limp bizkit is releasing their new album soon in september after a long delay... they had a way with naming albums... last one was called 'chocolate starfish n the hotdog flavored water'... this new offering's title is 'panty sniffer'... yea, im not making this up, they realli called it panty sniffer... and y would ppl go n sniff panty is wat i wanna know...
i need to get a new cd-rom drive... the reading speed bloody pathetic... no wonder installation of files from cd takes so long... and up til now i still haben take the tower out to c wat parts do i have... maybe its the fear of messing things up and waste of money thats stopping me...
"Well, u r still young, damn u, still havent 21yrs old yet."
these are the wise words beri gave me... 21 considered lao auntie liao meh... lol... and i think shes the onli person who likes to praise herself... while other gers will fuss about wanting to slim down, bad hair, ugly and guys worry abt too fat, too thin, beer bellies... she is 4ever with her mei mei, pretty pretty, slimmer statements... so much that she said she feels like a zi lian huang (someone who likes himself too much)... she said sth about wats the point of living if we keep highlighting our flaws and not focusing on our strong points... wise words indeed, from the old auntie who says she's pretty...
why do libraries closed on public holidays... they're meant for the community and to close them on days where most people are free is unfair... u dun see shopping centres closed on public holidays do u... and the yew tee clinic is actually closed as well... tink national day then no ppl will sick meh... inconsiderate idiots... they 4got that the reason they study medicine is to save lives and not become millionaires...
"u couldnt pay me enuf to live for the moment" - hong
1:17 AM
August 08, 2003 COLOURED.
beri has sent me an email... totally caught me by surprise... maybe becos i neber write to her for veri long liao then she dulan to wait... the number of attachments i received oso getting lesser n lesser, so sian... better write to tell her to send more goodies~...
all the cheekens around me can go pok pok pok for all they want, i'll just sharpen my knife silently waitin for the kill... we have our own lives... we have our own rights and wrongs... but no matter how tasty the chickens are, they are always wrong... blame them for having wings and yet couldnt fly...
i dun believe in ghosts or supernatural... but "they" wanted me to believe in them... yesterday ard 11:30pm like that i was inside my room watching tv when i heard my sister's voice going "hoonnngggg"... cursed at whoever called me up so late and go out to the living room... strange, haerd a dialing tone... went to my sister's room and asked her she called me for wat... she down there shocked say she neber call my name at all... after that she frightened nia... i duno wat happen really... maybe my mind was a bit off course or there are really "people" around...
"i burn alcohol to the cd liao, so use that to open J#"... those were the words to bryant... i wonder, if u burn alcohol to cd then wun the cd catch fire?... later i know that it was actually a program that acts as a virtual drive to open iso files... and bryant was complaining why the bloody hell jonathan act cute go squeeze until 2 discs when he provided him with 3 cds... then at least he no need to install the alcohol program to open the iso... now bryant having problem installing liao... which means i have to wait until next week b4 i can install at home sia... and next week is the lab test le... pressure, give it to me manz~...
during the maths lecture, toy n jonathan were busy revising network management quiz... bryant lamented that they study machiam like study for mst like that, its only 10%... quite true... but i think come mst, i study the most slack 1... i can still play games throughout the whole study week and only study the day b4 the test... used to it le...
so while they are busy revising, bryant n i were not listening to the lecture, we were talking about the countdowns that we have gone b4... all the things we saw, all the banglas and cheenas... somehow his sentosa's countdowns always got many interesting incidents... and he said sth abt he wun let his gf go countdown becos its unsafe... so many ppl squeeze together, guys neber mind, gers veri easy free frag...
kazaa lite k++... wat a name... updated my old kazaalite 1.7.2 to 2.4.1... stylo milo sia, added quite a lot of features... and my friend said theres no nd to worry about getting caught for donwloading music since the authorities wanted to catch is kazaa and not kazaalite... anyway, the whole network depends on both kazaa and kazaalite users... so u may be a lite or normal or heavy user, but still will tio 1...
too bad the school server speed slow, wanted to download the codec pack which kazaalite provides separately... contains alot of codecs i need to open some of my old files that couldnt be seen... oso have to get the free antivirus software, avg antivirus... neber heard of it, but whatever, as long as its freeware, its good... my norton is bloody outdated liao, 2001 loh, then somemore wan to update still must subscribe, like idiot like that...
the only ones left standing
are the ones that are not demanding
this isnt a show
this is my fucking life
i'm not ashamed
u're entertained
but
i'm not a puppet
i'm a grenade
heng heng got 23 for my quiz... super tyco today... first 15 questions all tikam tikam 1, after that then more easy to do... teacher oso ask why i last week neber come... no mc to show, wanna tell him i was at school trying to get soccer ball from the tree...
veri disappointed with my timing for my 2.4... i've finally found the clock at cck stadium... clocked in at ard 13 minutes... sux timing... really duno wat is wrong with me, i was expecting 11 minutes... super sian... thought i was running the fastest so far yet the time is realli shit... looks like i have to train more liao la...
at the fitness corner doing the usual stuff... this small boy boy was standing near me while i was doing situps then his small sister came over and say "look, so li hai" then clap clap, the boy boy oso follow and clap clap... so funny sia...
after that a malay boy came over and play with monkey bars... he power, he can do backwards 1, then the ger tt clap clap oso go n play with monkey bars... impressed, very impressed, i thought my niece was the only ger who is power enuf to play with monkey bars... then another brother-sister combo oso join in the fun, the brother not happy that the clap clap ger can reach the end so he kept saying "fall fall fall"... the sister said if her brother canot reach the end then she will kick his backside... the brother 2 fat loh, go halfway and his fingers slipped liao... so much for hao lian nia...
was walking towards the exit when this nice lady approached me asking for a 20� coin to change as she needed a locker... too bad i neber bring wallet, so have to reject her and i went to the toilet... then i did something which i normally wouldnt do... after the toilet trip i actually went back to her and tell her to go upstairs to change money... she explained that she got a coin inside liao and need another... but anyway she took my advice and went up as i left... guess all it takes is a lil bit of coaxing to get me going... but i oso missed my chance... watever... interested but then not interested... sano, next time bring wallet and 20� coins with u, then got chance liao!...
"so pls dun take offence, this is juz my point of view" - hong
11:29 PM
Which [Rainbow Colours] are you?
Which [Smallville] Characters are you?
Which [Seven Dwarfs] are you?
12:50 PM
August 07, 2003 COLOURED.
[Steam]
a light is shining on the horizon, the nite is slowly clearing up, once the sun heats up the final ice, steam will slowly fill the skies, now entering the next state, the final climax... frozen water becomes ice, boiled water makes steam, i like water in a fountain or in a flowing stream, the first episode is complete, we've reached our destination, thank u for conquering the cold and melting the ice... thank you...
jiu suan shi su le quan shi jie
ye xiang zai ting ni suo yi bian
"wo yao ni... yong yuan zai wo shen bian"
"i wished for him to be dead... cos he is just full of crap" - hong
4:36 PM
August 06, 2003 COLOURED.
[Wind]
now entering the next state, the perfect storm, a storm beyond imagination, are you ready for somemore... forecast for the next hour, in the next hour, snow conditions are unstable, temperatures will rise, the force of nature is release... all u wan is to make it warm, u leave me no choice, i am going to create the perfect storm... outside wild rain lashes, inside we are safe, inside we are warm, inside there is comfort, outside there is storm... to reach my climax thats my quest, join me now and never rest, i am burning up inside, join me for the final ride...
there's a conspiracy... i can smell it... otherwise Scnake wouldnt come in as soon as i have removed his ban status... all those fuckers out there, they wun have it good, that i can assure them...
had a chat with my sister last night over school work... found out some things about her n he found out some things about me... she kept encouraging me to start studying and stop wandering into space in class... oso said sth abt the fyp... duno... after the talk, i feel motivated... motivated to start paying attention and not sleeping in class...
but is studies that important?... i put excercise on top of my priorities... rather fail exams than having some kind of terminal illness... today jog jog at sp stadium with bryant n toy... chiobu sitting in the stands, oso duno why he dun wanna run... managed to do 8 fast, bryant did 6 slow before being ordered off the track for props setup, toy did 2 fast rest and 1 fast...
i believe gers' favorite pastime is looking at topless guys n giggling... i was refilling my bottle at the water cooler and suddenly got this wave of giggles... turned around and all of them quickly siam... then there was a bunch of boys playing soccer and they oso giggle... now who's to say life is depressing when u have ppl around u giggling...
yesterday i so wanted to pay attention to lessons, but there i was nodding away... running is tiring okie, somemore after eat lunch liao tend to fall asleep... so ended up neber listen at all...
hoping to get a scolding from my lecturer for fyp... instead he never scolded us, he was glad that we had made some progress at least... he's going to help us on the serial port a bit... while we just have to tinker around wif it... but there's still a lot of work to be done... but sian, never scold = still can lac lac...
"why wun u see my fruits of labor..." - hong
6:06 PM
August 05, 2003 COLOURED.
[Water]
now entering the next state, water, the essence of life... its gonna rain, its gonna rain somemore when drops of water start to pour, why do drops of water pour, thats becos the clouds cant hold them animore... the queen has spoken, so lets get it on... prepare urselves for the unknown, our advice is release, release...
ever seen a lecturer teaching in his slippers?... ever seen flooded walkways when it rains?... ever seen a lecturer going thru 3 qns over the past 4 weeks and the first tutorial is not even finished?... ever had a lecturer who actually finished 45 minutes earlier almost every week?... ever had a lecturer who wun talk until the whole room is silent (it is never silent)... ever had a lecturer who speaks in chinese virtually throughtout the class even though theres malays in the class?... ever seen lecturer joining students in the toilet for a smoke?...
ever seen muddied water being squirted out from the fountain?... ever seen a lecture room with the words 'feng shui' pasted outside the door?... ever seen students wearing OCS, Guards, Commandoes tshirts when they either look too fat or too skinny?... ever had a network administrator who likes to wear tight polo tees to show off his body?... ever had a stall holder complaining to customers why they always order chendol and not other desserts?... ever seen sp students having sex and getting the pics posted throughout the internet?... ever seen a student who jumped from 4 storeys becos he was rejected by a ger?... and most recently, ever seen a bunch of idiots throwing a rope up trying to get the ball and sticks?... its onli in SP that u seen so many weirdo things... it is indeed a vibrant community... these are some of the things they should include in the questions for the secondary school students when they come visiting...
i didnt know that the fyp deadline was october... bloody fast man... and we are still like haben done much to our project... meeting the lecturer tomorrow, but he seems nonchalant about whether we pass or not anyway...
after our heavy lunch, we were at SAC playing carrom... too many people so we opened 2 tables like mahjong like tt... then i saw a ger... uncanny resemblance to neo i tell u... when she smile, completely sama sama nia... i down there blur, ass... i lost my carrom match becos of her as i lost my concentration... except that she had too much sun on her skin...
just slowly increase the weights as you go along, and u'll be right up there with the big boys... that was what i always believed... considering the stuff i was doing the first time i stepped inside a gym and now, a lot of difference... chiobu even has a new tagline for me... "honggy presents : : : muscleman"... and dun know why do people go gym just to do pushups... waste of money sia... normal ppl go gym use the weights, treadmills, cycling, machines... then 1 extra guy down there doing 20 pushups, rest, 20 pushups... like cycle like tt... might as well do at home loh... he do until so happy, tink the others canot do push ups izit... most of the people in gym can do at least 10 pullups man... and i was right about the sunday theory... my weight dropped to 62 liao... lol... at least it neber drop below 60 i happy liao...
"i thought i saw a cat that meows..." - hong
11:36 PM
August 04, 2003 COLOURED.
[Ice]
state 1, ice the frozen state, welcome, we are now in the first atmospheric state, the frozen state, give ur attention to the one that controls the element, she who controls us all... tonight u're mine, im sending shivers down ur spine, i'll make the temperature drop below 0 degrees, and ur body starts to freeze, oh how i love to tease...
set my clock at 7:30... but i stopped the alarm and just went back to slp... only feel a lil bit alive at 8:30... switched on the tv while preparing my breakfast and brushing of teeth... and forlan scores!... my stomach didnt feel so well, went to toilet twice in the morning... it got so bad that i dun feel like going sch liao... decided to watched the whole match b4 letting my stomach decide...
by the time i reached school oreadi 11am liao... they were supposed to be playing soccer at this point of time right now but i cant find any person in the field... saw them in the SAC playing carrom... just sat down there until its noon and brought fish n chips to the lecture theatre to settle lunch while the lecturer just babble shit...
wireless networking lab was cancelled since they have some problems with the access point since this morning... which is just as well... got time to play soccer liao... bloody cscc... cscc = community service & cultural club... as a club who is supposed to serve the community, they should lend us the things we want instead of blanting lying... we wanna borrow soccer ball but the guy reading comic say dun have... so we went back to eee and got carrom with dj's help... and we were cursing the cscc the whole way through... later more cscc members came in and we decided to ask again... this time they allow us to borrow... !@#$%^&*~...
i think the guys are not only the ones who tend to have wandering eyes, somewat like stripping off ur clothes with their eyes... gers are oso guilty of it... i have been noticing okie, got do research 1... and i dun understand whats so nice to look at bones... save maybe he has nice hair or face, but other than that the bones look more tempting for dogs to chew on...
a lot of people has been looking at my hair... i know... when i look around, i'll see their eyes suddenly look at other places... so far onli my mother likes my hair... the rest all says its weird, funny hair, lj hair, cb hair... watever, as long as my mother like can liao, then dun have to put up with her constant nagging... let the rest say wat they want since they dun nag at me anyway...
ys wanna grow breasts after he's seen mine... yea, he wanna go gym with me n toy liao... but tml he cant, kena have to work at timezone ordered by his manager... his reason for working = money for comics... at least its not for buying marlboros...
late as usual for the run... not to be blamed though... the hacking lab take up a lot of time... sano oreadi finished his by the time i reached... decided to do a 2.4km proper with no slow jog... i feel good, too bad i dun have a stopwatch to take my timing then at least i can gauge whether i m improving or not... now then i know why the other joggers used to run faster than me... they ran a few laps only and stopped... today overtake quite a number of them... morale high high = more inner energy... everyone was waiting for their turn to do situps at the fitness corner... it has become an obession for those with beer bellies... but face it, day in day out, u see the same beer bellies doing hundred over situps, yet their stomachs are still the same, beer bellies... they sure dunno the actual way of slimming down eh...
"sensation white & black rocks" - hong
11:29 PM
why does my weight always increase whenever its sunday... i have oreadi cut my hair which should remove about 100g from my weight (assumed), and yesterday i onli had 2 meals with today having light breakfast... and yet i have reached 63kg exactly... most probably dropped to 62+ when i measure again on tuesday... but i do hope it keep rising... hit the 70kg barrier best manz...
at the gym, i saw toy with his new hair cut... lol... he cut thin onli but still looks funny, and he was laughing when he saw mine... i thought mine was the cheapest liao... but he actually cut for $6.90... he said that the salon got some promotion...
his friend was oso down there, super fit kind... feel veri good today... esp. after looking at men's health magazine tips, i think it will have some effect on me soon... there was this kid who was using the machine and after he finished, he sat there taking a rest... i was standing right beside him waiting for him to siam... and there he was acting like i was invisible... brave kid... toy's friend more hiong... he waiting for a guy to do finish wait until very long... then somemore the guy was lifting some kiddie weights... toy's friend got fed up and ask him finished oreadi or not in a sarcastic manner...
go home oso got ppl stare nia... group of punks in the mrt... one by one take turn peeping at me... first the tall guy, then the ger sitting down, then the short guy, then the skinny guy... and it became a cycle... from chinese garden all the way to yew tee keep staring... does my hair look funny, do i pose a threat to them, do i look someone easy to be picked on, are they mesmerized by my earrings, or maybe they c me 2 handsome liao... lol... watever the reason is, it definitely cant be the handsome 1, unless they are blind of cos...
and i wanna complain abt the opposite zodiac attraction quiz thing... i dun think anyone will ever get a libra as their supposed opposite attraction... i mean hu can put up with a manipulative person, dun tink theres any... and libras are manipulative?... utter bullshit... its biased man i tell u the stupid quiz... lol... i felt like a sore loser, but i have to speak up for the rest of all librans!... free speecH!
dekap is back recently... but i dun intend to add it back, must edit a lot of things to get it back to normal, even though it may have added the auto-refresh, my dekap's box kinda screwed up big time...
wats this RIAS going to get tough on users downloading music from kazaa... intrusion of privacy... its better to reduce the prices of cds to stop online users from downloading stuff... and why do stars want so much money for wat, so that they have sufficient to pay for alimony when they divorce izit... or spend �300 on a GI haircut when i can do it for free... stars are having a good time, the money overflowing, fans worshipping, the amount of attention they get... of cos they may have some crazy fans who stalked them, but thats nothing considering the amount of money fans spent on them... stars should be given a pay limit so that they wun even build a neverland and being ridiculed by people all over as a old man hu neber grows up... they wun be able to buy anything great and called it beckingham palace... and they wun be able to buy all the cars in 2 fast 2 furious... give the stars a 3 room flat is sufficient... 1 person wat for live in a house so big...
so we as fans, shouldnt make our idols feel lonely living in a large house... we should help them find the true meaning of home by downloading... nice nice...
"make them tired and they will grow!" - hong
12:06 AM
August 03, 2003 COLOURED.
received a call in the late morning, thought that it was my father who will ask me what i wanna wanna eat for lunch, turns out to be uchu who wanted to get out... told him i will be out later after i go cut my hair...
i dun like it when the barber uses the knife on me without putting on some powder or warm water beforehand, always get very red on the sides n back after a haircut... im more on the fidgety side when it comes to cutting my hair, i will feel veri niao and tend move my head about... at least it is better now... when i was young i was every hairdresser's nitemare... maybe thats why i was always given a GI cut... was onli allowed to keep my hair from pri 5 onwards...
and i dun understand why the hell he placed a mirror behind me to let me c c... i know i cant see how he cut my hair on the back of my head and he's using the mirror to assist me... but surely he knows that my specs are on the table and he's like showing it to a blind man... i just anyhow "ya ya" so that he can remove the cloth from me and i can get out...
wear slippers today to find sano n uchu... wrong move... we walked around a lot and the slippers provide no comfort for my feet... walked all the way to sim lim playing free games along the way... i didnt play much, i suck at console games unless i have played it b4...
ate at the nearby food centre to settle our dinner, which is my lunch... they had better install a better ventilation system... the smoke was too overwhelming nia...
reached home and show my mother my haircut... she said nice nice... she always said that whenever my hair is very short... if i cut GI or botak she will say why cut until like that... if keep hair long, she will complain cut like neber cut like that, waste money, like charbo like tt... watever, as long as it please her...
"i dun know u, u dun belong to me, we're still the same" - hong
1:21 AM
August 02, 2003 COLOURED.
[2 cents worth]
the problem with humans is they think too much... which i can say i am inhuman... and they always felt they lacked something which others have... what they didnt know is there are more people worse than them... everything we have, we took it for granted... dun bother to tink about problems, they will come knocking on your door b4 u even know it... some are good mathematicians (spell), superb problem solvers... they are the one who likes all sorts of problems, it presents a challenge to them... some r gd runners... run as far as possible whenever they smell a problem... some are wat singapore government defined as stayers... not becos they are there to tackle the problem, they just hang around and c if ts hard to solve or not...
guessed i lived a life too simple... my time is not spent on thinking of problems, more on holland v episodes, jacky wu, boa, wwe... friendships n relationships-wise, they will appear on the doorstep, its just a matter of time... i need more time on the fyp... however, even if i was given all the time in the world, i cant progress... stuck n cant get out...
i think i have a broken bone somewhere in my left foot... sometimes i can feel a sharp pain when i try to bend my feet... not only that, my right kneecap protrudes out... it was more visible last time when i was thinner... not sure if anyone noticed, kneecaps actually looked like some faces if u r standing straight and locked knees... it was from a tv show quite long ago which mentioned sth abt humans n aliens... lol...
was playing passing with the soccer ball when ys whacked the ball high up to the trees and it was caught between the branches... its still okie we thought as we approach another group to lend us another ball to bring our ball down... after a few attempts, the 2nd ball was trapped in the branches again...
there was a group of workers nearby who were working on a new room... they provided us a ladder and some small but heavy things to assist us... we tried the ladder but it was not tall enuf to even climb the tree properly... tried the throwing of objects but our aiming was quite sucky... we were more accurate in hitting ourselves when the objects returned... in the end, we even got our 3 objects stuck up there as well...
so came the former group... they have 2 balls that time, 1 was stuck, the other they were playing with it... they had to rush for lessons so we managed to get their ball down from using their 2nd ball... they were nice to offer us the ball to get our ball back but we were afraid of getting stuck again...
then 1 uncle got some plastic pipes and steel pipes from his van and taped them together... now its me climbing up that insanely high ladder (high but still not high enuf to reach), junia supporting the ladder, ys and bryant help lift that crazy pole we created... it was around 5 metres high... had difficulty reaching the branchesas the plastic pipes were not tough enuf... the whole structure was kinda sagging... heck the steel pipe was even bent by the heavy weight... n i had some problems keeping my balance on top of the ladder... jc came along and he was holding my legs giving me the xtra stability so i neednt bother about toppling over from a 3m ladder... still the long pole we created was just too saggy...
the uncle next used a long nylon rope and tied 2 steel balls to 1 end of the rope... it was what we called it as the steel testicles... our savior!... and we were cowboy-inspired, swinging the testicles like a lasso b4 we throw the balls up... waskinda hard at first since we are so pa jiao... ys aiming very good, he managed to get the rope up on all the branches that we desired... now we're using the rope like a pulley system... i thought of making it to be a vertical rope climb hoping the body weight will force the branch to break but nylon rope is bad for the hands... and we decided to improvise having bryant on 1 end n me on the other end pulling...
managed to get the ball down after countless trying... since we are nice people, we spent an extra 15 minutes getting the 2 metal rods n a plastic rod that was stuck up there by us... during the whole process, we have attracted quite a lot of attention, the lecturers were puzzled, the guys smiled and knew that a ball must be stuck without looking, the gers giggled when they saw us in action... some thought we are crazy when they saw that the ball was oreadi on the ground and we were still throwing that stupid testicles to get the rods off...
this ball-picking process takes up the entire afternoon, we even decided to skip the practical so that we have quality time playing... yea, becos the gers are watching even though we play like shit, but they always watch whenever they c topless men...
play until i 4get the time nia... by the time i left sp oreadi 5:30 liao... haben go n filial and later meet sano for jogging... i was very late... after 8 rounds i felt like stopping and just lie down on the ground to rest... slow-jogged my way to the last 2 rounds... sooner or later my legs will be powerful liao, sch soccer then after that go home jog... but the primary reason for jogging is the fitness corner... at home i too lazy to do exercises, the fitness corner gives me some motivation to do it, esp after seeing 2 shirtless guys having better bodies... i m not he complete article, still have a long way to go...
"dun u know wat i've always wanted?" - hong
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August 31, 2003 COLOURED.
if gers can have flowers, why can't guys...
i will be going on a one week break...
not for vacation though, just getting away from the internet...
getting away from the herbal viagra mails i keep getting...
getting away from the lamers when i changed mi nick...
no doubt my hands will feel itchy whenever its 11pm+...
so im gonna delete my connection program after i've published this blog...
bo bian, have to be drastic to take effect...
juz like the government...
drastic measures have to be taken to turn the tide... we will survive...
nice words...
they cater to the higher class who dun feel a pinch with the cuts...
it makes sense to the higher class, not so to the middle n lower classes...
anyway, the taxpayers sponser the ministers' pay for a reason...
they are being paid to be scolded by us, otherwise they dun seem to be doing anything else...
back to myself...
may post something on wednesday if im going back to school...
then again, i dun tink anybody cares... watever...
my stomach dun feel well...
visited the toilet thrice this morning liao...
late for gym but shocked at the number of people present...
flooding nia, so many people...
share bench with strangers quite hiong...
tend to increase the weights abit to show off...
went to my grandmother's to settle mi lunch...
quite a funny sight when she was nagging my father to take the cough medicine...
a refreshing change indeed, suddenly my father like become little kid...
now i know why parents are like to nag n nag...
becos their parents nag n nag, then they got their revenge by nagging at us...
the elderly love their homes to be noisy...
they will feel lonely if they neber hear any kid's laughter or cries...
i wonder if i will also feel that way...
i prefer silence...
irony is i love rock music...
then again, i dun think there would be any kids around...
no one is interested in having kids with me...
and i cant stand kids when they're young...
once they have learnt to walk, its havoc time...
and that time is when i will get to use my gym effects to good use...
i'll snap off their heads just by giving them a light shake, how nice...
people are always raving about how cute babies are...
sure they are cute...
how i wished they wun grow up so they will be cute always...
either that or they'll become smart overnight...
smart = dun ask "why" questions...
i should have known...
irritated my mother too much by asking her why got dinosaurs...
i was caned numerous times to realise "why" questions are questions to be avoided...
kids who ask "why" questions are curious, which is a good sign...
they are eager to learn...
but they should have been taught "curiosity destroys kids" b4hand...
fifth aunt saw me and asked if i have permed my hair...
despite repeated nos, she still think i m lying to her...
later my fifth uncle also saw my hair and asked the same thing...
they all tink i some lao beng or sth...
with the ear piercings n permed hair...
fyi, my hair is always "permed" whenever i got up from my bed...
no nd gel oso can stand high up... patriotic hair, stand up for singapore...
"when i look into your eyes, i see michael jackson -- black n white" - hong
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August 30, 2003 COLOURED.
hey guess wat my mother said about boa...
she said boa better than the taiwanese n japanese stars!
she complained the other stars all skinny n no meat...
at least boa isnt skinny and her small frame nice nice...
supposed to be watching soccer...
but the tiger time is no longer at chijmes liao, sianz...
visited all the 4 coffeeshops in my neighbourhood all no have scv...
more sianz...
"life is ugly" - hong
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Lost Emily
Which Emily Strange are you?
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August 29, 2003 COLOURED.
rape me...
rape me, my fren...
rape me...
rape me again...
cant tink of anything else that can keep me awake...
supposed to be sleeping early last night but ended up sleeping at 0330...
go school still blur blur...
then somemore the maths class was doing revision...
actually i knew there was revision, thought he will be giving some nice hints somewhere...
in the end i was focusing on chee siong instead...
he said he wanted to give me boa concert for my bdae...
intended to get it oreadi, so tell him no need, juz send the cash over...
or maybe he can try to kidnap sara over...
when the maths lesson ended, i felt so lost...
duno how to spend the 4 hours in school doing nothing...
went to salc but it was closed for some upgrading...
left the lousy eFac room where there's no cd-rw drives around n the slow coms...
not bad... yesterday got stranger ask me for directions...
today got people asking me for help again...
1 ger beside my workstation panic when her monitor shows a blank screen...
actually the answer was simple, but i didnt tell her... shy...
then she got her indian guy fren to help, then he oso down there blur blur...
finally i told the indian guy that the tower power switch neber on...
at least tok to guy more easier, tok to ger veri paisei...
so her pc was up and running...
then she ask me why the screen neber show the login page...
i just told her to wait a while ad the page appeared...
jialat, i must brush up on angmoh liao... easier to tok in chinese...
why strangers like to communicate in english, actually her angmoh wasnt that gd either...
maybe its more class to speak in english or becos it is more universal...
still feel rojak language best...
like the channel U show "ok no problem!"...
english, chinese and dialect mixed together easier to understand...
later another ger came n asked if i have a cashcard to spare...
she asked the wrong person...
too bad bryant didnt come in the morning, his cashcard always around $40+...
spent 2 hours reading mall monkeys... ALL OF IT...
ought to get a prezzie from ano anytime soon...
afternoon blogs always about the north americans...
and some arab and latin countries 2...
wan to find local 1 find until can die...
too bad cant save some of the downloaded stuff to cdrw...
got a flash saver program thats small enuf to fit a floppy though...
going to play tt dress missy liao...
first time saw fandi ahmad at the stadium nia...
everytime c david lee onli... maybe fandi had a tiff with his wife...
no signs of sano around...
my legs felt better today, not bad, managed to push myself a lot...
the fastest time i ever completed the 4km...
my cousins came over from my grandmother's house...
not those cousins as in kids... they're oreadi 23 n 25 liao...
they were visiting my grandfather who juz came back from operation...
come here juz to catch some luohans to bring home to play nia...
seeing my cousin n his fiancee together change my perception of how couples should behave...
i will promise to be a good boy!
hmm, better get all my stuff b4 my internet time is cut down drastically next month...
"open ur eyes" - hong
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"excuse me, is that train going towards boon lay?"...
she was asking me this while inside the crowded train at the middle track...
sianzation, i thought she was going to stand beside me during the journey...
i should have lied...
but im too good to tell lies...
singaporean ladies their english wah lanz...
all so bloody powerful 1...
not a single hint of singlish...
sounds so high class, buay tahan them, so irresistable nia...
exactly like my financial management lecturer like that...
not sure if my financial management lecturer is being lenient or wat...
she gave our group 86 points for our project, the 2nd highest in the class...
quite shocked really, considering we onli have 4 pages compared to other groups who have at least twice that number of pages...
maybe it has got to do wif the number of group members we have...
our group is the smallest with onli 4 while the rest have 5 or 6...
im really falling for her...
she would make a perfect mother!...
and if presentation means putting your answers on the visualizer and not saying a thing...
i would gladly present every single week...
the answers didnt come from me anyway...
jonathan was always there when we need him...
participation marks will be awarded if you contribute during tutorials...
her financial management was different...
juz go up flash the answer...
show off your delicate finger to the class to help them locate where is your answer...
and she will go: "veri gD!" as she gives you marks for "contributing"...
all this without speaking a single word at all...
jonathan, toy, bryant n i still sleep in front of her during lectures...
and she still doesnt realised it...
thats y i say she's the best...
the other time i went to toa payoh...
i was lost for a good half hour...
today i was lost again... for about 15 minutes onli la...
toa payoh so confusing 1...
they should have put signs or directions to the library at the mrt...
no signs of any sports complex as well... i think have to take bus to get to the pool...
now then i know the library was so near the mrt...
last time walked 1 big round like idiot like that...
cant find any books though, wasted trip...
something is wrong wif my legs...
only ran 6 laps yesterday after my legs went stiff...
tried standing board jump n failed miserably...
going to do some research on the proper technique liao...
jump until my buttock overstrained... neber jump properly...
What you see
It isn't always, isn't always
What you believe
It isn't always what you believe
"i exist, but i did not justify my value of existence" - hong
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August 28, 2003 COLOURED.
slept for 11 hours...
man i must be feeling so pretty...
all the 6, 7 hours of sleep not enuf to keep me refreshed...
need about 10 hours daily but its impossible given that i cant seem to sleep at night...
now i cant even wake up in the afternoon on sundays becos of the morning gyms...
skipped lessons for the whole of today
preparing myself for the holidays next week...
left tml's network management lab test to study...
updated ad-aware to 6.0 from my old 5.83...
updated version actually showed 60 new objects identified...
those data miners realli nothing to do...
so free to create spyware and all those funny things...
voyeuristic, just like me...
no matter how many times i have used the bior� pore pack, the end result is still the same...
the blackheads dun seem to reduce at all...
always around the same quantity like that...
tink i better get blotters to soak up the oil b4 the holidays...
will be going swimming for the whole of next week...
dun wanna get pimple outbreak from the swimming manz...
worse, getting sick from the unpredictable weather...
have to pretend to be a kid when i go pay the entrance fee liao...
going to woodlands 1 where its onli 50cents...
cck expensive... even though it has the jacuzzi, its sickening to soak with the grandmas...
maybe i should tell them that the force of the water will push their bones out of position...
so easy to pop their joints that they can dance hiphop liao...
there's no denying, no, there's no denying... there's something magic in the air...~
3 months gone since the start of the project...
supposed to be writing something on the 12 pages of weekly reports...
and our logbook is still so empty...
dun understand why bryant wanted the lecturer to sign...
when we haben wrote a single thing inside...
maybe he loves to be scolded, or just to get the kick out of it...
watever it is, the important point is we haben reached the breakthrough stage yet...
i'll be glad to just get a pass...
i dun wanna repeat this stupid thing...
hope our lecturer can be lenient abit...
"lose control, lose ur soul, come to me" - hong
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August 27, 2003 COLOURED.
Seer
The ULTIMATE personality test
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Aladdin!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
now i wonder where did i put lying and cheating as mine choice....
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August 26, 2003 COLOURED.
animals are smart...
tortoise: i think im a very sunshine girl
tortoise: i like to bask under the sun
tortoise: but my hair feels kinda dry
~i'm a firestarter, terrific firestarter~
that's wat happen when tortoises watched too much advertisements...
dove will earn more revenue if it has some animal products for the hair-conscious animals...
bet my tortoise can even endorse banana boat products...
with her bronze shell and all...
enjoy suntanning without fear of getting skin cancer...
i suspect my big luohan went to the cinema secretly to catch Finding Nemo...
otherwise he wouldnt be spitting stones at the submerged motor...
my father took the stones down n caned the fish...
yes, caned he did, quite a funny sight...
he take the cane whack him a bit then use it to twirl him around...
hu ask him neber pay attention to his ballerina lessons...
the luohan should be in his teens...
he show defiance by spitting the stones straight back at the motor right away...
and he was biting when u try to remove it...
surprise, my constipation method to gain weight works!
past the 64kg mark liao... whahahahaha
okie, that doesnt work at all, i went to the toilet almost every morning liao...
blame it on the late nights...
eat full full then go sleep...
food neber properly digest then keep turning like the clothes in washing machine...
have to thank the 7 buns n 6 slices of bread last night for the 64...
the people in gym today all wear national day colors...
white hair for the elderly, red 'i love singapore' tshirts...
white spaghettis, red pants, red bras...
go gym oso need to wear until so fashion meh...
my fren use to say those wear nice nice 1 all posers...
those lok cock lok cock 1 are the real thing...
and now my mother say i look like gallen lo(luo jia liang) in jie shi de tong hua...
dressing exactly the same, lok cock lok cock. lao uncle pattern...
but i dun have a beer belly leh...
he got beer belly still can get ladies...
maybe i should get a nice fat belly 2...
received letter from sp regarding payment of school fees...
gotta update my passbook on the 28th to see how much i have left liao...
"psycho so maniac, addictively insane" - hong
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listened to 300 songs in 3 days...
still have 1300 more to clear...
~who do u need, who do u love, when u come undone~
take a look at the temporary internet files when u have the time...
although i frequently removed the contents to save space...
i still have 42mb worth of sites not removed yet...
quite interesting to c so many pics though...
gave me quite a rough idea of wat i have been doing the past few days... :D :D
mall monkeys oso appeared down there liao...
finally went to read everything after some strong persuasion from ano...
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ys onli remembered my existence whenever its test time...
why cant he be forgetful for once...
why cant he call others...
why must he call me when i need sleep the most...
everybody knows how it feels to be disturbed in the middle of your sleep...
even the gentlest of all will turn violent juz by 1 phone call...
anyhow give him the answers and went back to sleep...
he called again... i ignored the ringing...
maybe i should have answered it...
after all that was my wake up call...
which means i ended up late again...
luckily im not the first batch to take the test...
all of us were pissed by the amount of time the first batch were given...
they took 50 minutes instead of the scheduled 25 minutes...
the later batches all had to rush within the 25 min limit, no extra time given...
couldnt get mine to work becos of the earlier batch anyhow meddle with the configurations...
ended up couldnt do a major part of it...
sian and pissed...
proceed to the hacking lab test...
outside the room wait wait so long the lecturer still wun let us come in...
finally we were allowed in...
then i regretted following the steps...
ended up my last part no time to do becos of the previous settings i have made...
felt stupid, pissed, sianz, moody, grouchy, irritated, dulanz...
SHIT, i having PMS again...
"BoA BoA BoA" - hong
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August 25, 2003 COLOURED.
friends...
always like to forward stupid chain letters via email...
all the forward email to help poor kid...
forward email to receive more roses...
forward email to see how many friends u really have...
forward email to check ur popularity status...
forward email to send touching stories...
forward email to get more luck...
forward email to fall in love faster...
forward email to prevent death...
for goodness sake...
u can be my fren...
but stop spamming...
no wonder the email servers all so slow...
loaded with lotsa crap from so-called frens...
nowadays when i see that particular person's name appearing on the inbox and a "FW:" on the subject head...
its adios goodbye to the mail...
i dun bother to read...
and i dun like the idea of crossword puzzle appearing on my blogger ad...
why does it has to be crossword puzzle, or one across or duno wat shit...
i dun remember any of my entries having crossword puzzles being mentioned...
will try my darnest to get BoA...
in order to reach a 65, i have to stop going to the toilet...
now im a consistent 63... haiz, no idea how to gain 2 more kg liao...
only way is to let the shit be part of my mass...
yea, every gram counts...
should be fine, i can dun go to toilet for 1 week without suffering from any ill effects...
while people will fear about the constipation part...
there's a simple cure actually...
doing situps continuously and u'll clear ur bowels in no time...
with constipation or no constipation, its the most effective method...
ar the tortoise...
she loves everything...
everything but walk and swim...
she likes to bask under the sun for long hours like some ger trying to have a nice tan...
my tortoise is very tanned...
so tanned that people often mistook it for a rock and kicked it accidentally...
she loves the cool breeze as well...
any ger with long hair loves the breeze...
maybe i should get a wig for my tortoise...
so that she'll sway her head around like she's on XTC...
watever, as long as she excercises and dun get heart diease...
she loves to use her hind legs to scratch her tail...
u know like those mother chiding their small kids...
"itchy buttocks ar, see la, eat too much sweets liao..."
i was taken in... i believed that eating too much sweets ur pi gu will really be itchy...
it wasnt until when i was in sec sch when i know the real reason why...
ever seen worms in ur shit? --- i did...
i was given some medication when i was young to force it out when it was too itchy to bear...
scary sight... nonetheless a cure for the itch~...
at least i realised it wasnt the sweets that morphed into some kinda worms...
fyi, playing at the playground too often is the cause for the itchiness
not those carpet type of surface...
its those sandy sandy surfaces that really did it...
wats so fascinating about the playgrounds...
i duno...
i love it when i was young...
thats where i got most of the scratches, falls and bruises from...
not forgetting the worms as well...
nowadays the playgrounds all so small, and not good enuf...
those wooden ones rocks...
was busy admiring my single strand of white arm hair...
when i accidentally pull it off... so fragile nia...
they say man only shed blood, canoot shed tears...
but they excused those who have lost a white hair...
*sob sob*
i took 2 years to grow this pretty mutated hair and now its juz gone like that...
it has this shine, in alternate black n white like an Aedes mosquito's leg...
the rest of the hairs were black... cant wait for swimming season to start...
then i grow more chlorined-soaked modified hairs...
sorry if i didnt focus on myself for today... or any other day...
sunday is juz a day for relaxation...
so i tend to look at things from a more relaxed mode...
maybe i forgot that i still have 2 lab tests tomorrow and i haben done my revision yet...
watever, today's a sunday...
gonna be like my tortoise...
lie down there enjoying the sun, enjoy the breeze like BoA...
now trying to save money to get the BoA concert liao...
"feel free to violate" - hong
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August 23, 2003 COLOURED.
ask me for any of my friends's number and i will give you a blank look...
i dun memorised the numbers, its kinda hard when each person has about 2 numbers to remember...
that's the onli problem people face when they dun have handphones...
juz like miho nakayama's character in the show...
over reliance on the hp for the numbers, lost phone = 4get all the numbers liao...
supposed to be going out wif bryant n junia go watch soccer until i saw the new paper...
tiger night is held at devils bar, not at chijmes as the usual location...
wanted to inform them of the sudden change of location and thats when i regretted not having a handphone...
next best thing was to go online and find them...
was lucky to saw bryant online, normally he was out on saturdays...
told him about it and we decided not to go after all...
would you still consider someone as your friend if you dun even know wat he's up to...
try asking him wat he's gonna do and he give you vague answers...
obviousy trying not to let you in on his activities...
either he's too selfish to share with you some nice stuff...
or he's indulging in some dirty business which can't be announced to the public...
wat are friends really... does chatting with them once in a blue moon counts?...
they come, they go... in the end they're juz strangers...
strangers... those whom u approached to greet like u're some kinda promoter...
or juz a familiar face u see every other day...
i dun consider someone as a friend when u managed to dig up stuff from him over 1 night...
when u have known him since sec sch...
guessed everyone's perception of a person is wrong...
thought he was some despo...
realised he still has his morals, while i have lost all of it...
i lost it onli in my fantasies though...
something which i always wanted but didnt do it...
anyway he was interesting...
came up with things when i least expected it...
fancy asking me tips for how to have a nice n smooth shave --- pubic hair that is...
i always thought guys dun do that, except for those involved in porn industry...
or those male models who have to wear gstrings or swimming trunks for a shoot...
those professional centers provide brazilian waxing for gers...
strictly for gers too...
come to tink of it, how come men dun have...
the waxing business will be prospering with the increasing number of men turning gay or bapoks...
he came up with a veri veri gd reason as to why he wanted to get rid of it...
which makes me go hmmmm, why didnt i tink of that as well...
it makes logical sense, maybe a lot of them oso have done it...
juz tt i was kept in the dark...
old mates are funny...
yesterday i was going to cck stadium when i heard ppl wolf-whistling at me...
i was praying it was a pretty ger...
wishing it was some bengs that wanted a fight...
hoping it was not my relatives...
turning jelly if it was some crazy gay...
im not allowed to do any hanky-panky around my neighbourhood...
even if i wanted to do it...
there are spies everywhere...
one uncle lives juz a road across...
another lives 3 roads away...
so if i ever brought a ger home, she can prepare to meet the parents n relatives...
back to the wolf-whistling...
it was some army boy riding on a bicycle...
pri sch classmate weixian...
power eyesight, i was on the other side of the road and he still can see me...
i dun wan to make him tio accident becos of me loh... not worth it...
see guy then still kena buang is very suay 1...
not bad leh, he still can recognized me... photogenic memory...
then again, where he learn tt wolf-whistling from...
it was loud, i tink everyone looked in his direction when he whistled...
must be the army...
teaching all the ABCs of how to be a real MAN...
"we're all funny creatures" - hong
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i was impressed with the amount of bullshit toy n bryant managed to produce for the questions...
i cant even produce a decent bullshit...
luckily there's some nice information online...
felt like a financial analyst like that going to SGX website looking at Raffles Holdings...
was laughing at the way they present the answers...
the ang moh kan powerful...
grammer, sentence structure wrong wrong wrong like hell...
if our lecturer sees the report sure faint...
i like her...
even though i slept in her lectures...
but her english is good...
perfect english yet so singaporean...
its the kind of english which makes her stand out...
others have their accented english which makes listening tough...
the best lecturers i dig are those that are havoc havoc pattern...
those that have good stories to tell but not everytime...
those that speak chinese or dialects if u dun understand their english...
oh no no no no!
starhub free access will be free no more from sept 1...
sian man, have to pay access fee like zapsurf liao...
sucks, trying to force 56kers out manz...
toy celebrates becos that means increased bandwidth for other users...
i tink my father will oso celebrate from september onwards when he receives the phone bill...
my sister will oso rejoice as there's no one to fight over the usage of phone at nite liao...
some article commenting about RIAA said this...
"Music Needs You. And You Need Music"...
i should change that to "Internet Needs Hong. And Hong Needs Internet"
now my sister is complaining that i look too big liao...
i was just beginning to think my size is just about normal for my height...
i still can cover around my wrist with my other hand wat...
onli unhappy with my thighs, they dun seem to grow no matter how much i eat...
went running wif sano...
he is still doing his situps, i have oreadi given up...
whenever i do too much, i will be forced to go on a diet, stomach too pain to eat...
priority now is more mass, 6 pecs can wait...
"friends, they come, they go..." - hong
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August 21, 2003 COLOURED.
(c)Your firm�s purchases are currently paid by cash. You intend to explore the option of buying on credit from suppliers.
(i) Explain why this is a source of funds.
(ii) Identify two consequences if it is not managed carefully. (15 marks)
sounds quite easy... until i saw the marks allocation...
if i write 3 lines, will i get 15 marks???
i derived my answers based on common sense...
i dunno how to write long long to get the marks leh...
and the lectures doesnt have anything to do with it...
too bad i never buy the textbook as well...
just have to see wat bryant n toy can come up with...
i dun tink they are that smart either...
left jonathan to save us liao...
i have attended the first lesson for today!
i actually got 88 for my software engineering lab test last week...
tyco like hell, either he read the marks wrongly or he lazy to mark my work...
or even worse, i hear wrongly...
so i may be getting 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 or 88...
going for lessons on time doesnt help one single bit...
dozed off at the tutorial afterwards...
now i m following the steps of jonathan's n chiobu's...
sleeping during class, all i lacked is excellent grades to back it up...
saw the OK No Problem show on channel U juz now about male dancer-cum-strippers... the public lambasted him for not showing his face for the whole singapore to see... what to do, he was brave enuf to come out and speak about his job (he was interviewed inside a car with no lights on)... one caller said if he wasnt doing anything illegal then why he so scared to show his face... problem is if his face ever appeared on tv, it will be all over the news, the majority of public will condemn him, the government will start to talk nonsense, and the question about our morals will resurface for duno how many times liao...
imho, i think the job quite cool leh...
u go dancing no need pay money...
u get many gers looking at you...
after all, no ger will even bother to notice you if you're juz plain plain...
best thing is, u're the one getting paid for doing things which guys would pay to do...
most prolly it's the #1 fantasy job which guys always wanted, #2 being star soccer player...
i oso wan if given the chance...
but i cant dance to save my white ass...
i dun look good...
and i dun have the body yet...
no wonder government sent the boys to ns...
all kena trained to be strippers sia...
"die liao la" - hong
11:09 PM
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August 20, 2003 COLOURED.
i hate wednesdays...
i promised bryant that i would not watch jacky wu last night...
i promised that i will sleep early...
i promised that i will be in school by 8...
i promised i will not touch jonathan's game currently...
i promised that i will run at sp stadium after the maths lesson...
promises... the only thing that doesnt shatters, broken or damaged when u break it...
i did not watch jacky wu last night...
BUT
i played jonathan's game...
AND
becos of that, i slept at 2...
8am u say?... yea
when i woke up and look at the clock, it says 8am alright...
i remembered when i opened my eyes it was still 6 something...
but i was too weak to get up (excuses)...
i was waiting for the alarm clock to go off anyway...
it didnt...
it is something i dun understand...
maybe i should have cameras around so that i can monitor my room...
so i can find out is it me, my parents, my sister, some nice ghost, or the clock itself who turned it off...
its okie, got up eat breakfast in a quarter-conscious state n lie on the bed again...
next lesson is 1200...
but i have promised liao, and i dun break promises that easily (broken 3 in a day)...
so wat, at least i have a higher percentage of fulfilling the promises loh...
some people make promises and broke every single one of them...
by the time i am in the half-conscious state oreadi 9:20 liao...
the first lesson ends at 10... juz nice~
i rather dun come than be late for lessons...
lecturers like to give u the face when u come in late always...
if u neber come at least u will keep ur clean reputation intact...
this is call tactics...
tactics can only be used once in a blue moon though...
so far this whole week i have missed every first lesson of the day...
which is a personal record for me... will try to smash the world record next time...
reached school at exactly 10am... no one left in the room...
go stadium to find them...
and saw jonathan n bryant running side by side...
bryant's eyesight quite good, he saw me from afar and greeted me with the finger...
he quickly withdrew the bird as a security guard was standing near the stadium...
he dun wan any misunderstandings or tio warning letters...
so toy was sick...
judging from his voice i cant tell that he's sick...
called out my name from so far like he is parade commander like that...
love the location of the stadium...
so isolated that i can take off my shorts without going to changing room...
jonathan ran 5, bryant 7, me 10...
see bryant that type of pattern i thought he should be able to do quite a number of pull-ups...
after our run we go play with the bar and he onli managed 2...
im now stuck at minimum 10... 11 needs an extra push then im dead...
must work hard to be better than uchu...
give me 1 month to hit a constant 12....
while toy n ys play chess, i was sweating away...
the more i drink, the more sweat i produced... sian
abel joined us afterwards, he got bring sunblock somemore sia...
his running style is something which i wanna learn...
he run like floating on air like that...
we all say if the wind too big then blow him back to the starting line liao...
onli ate a hotdog bun for lunch...
no mood n no time to eat...
feel like a girl sia, surviving on breadtalk and starbucks onli (breadtalk sux)...
cant wait for my coffeshop's renovations to finish then i can eat my chicken rice liao...
we saw 1 ger with her hipster jeans n butt crack...
sometimes gers wear until so low that u cant even tell whether shes wearing or not...
while ys love to say "eh eh, never wear"...
i believe they do wear something underneath...
i mean i oso wore my underwear quite low...
but there's no chance of seeing my butt crack...
no one wants to see it...
if ppl wan to see then he/she is realli crazy...
bryant, toy, jonathan n i were blacklisted for the financial management lessons...
always late for lectures (blame the network management tutorial)...
always sat in front for lectures since no space behind liao...
always sleeping in front of her...
if 1 or 2 person sleep neber mind...
but great minds tink alike, we all nodded away at the same time...
being quiet in class is good...
lecturer wun remember ur name and tink u r attentive...
she onli remembers jonathan's and bryant's 1...
having earrings is bad...
n becos i m quiet in class...
a lot of lecturers tink i m not interested in studies...
well... their thinking is correct!
studies not good, make 2 ppl die of heart failure in 3 days while playing soccer...
see, excercise dun wan excerise...
keep study study study for wat...
learn all the medical terms so that you know u r going to die from so-and-so diease...
fyp meeting with the lecturer...
so we're not using syringe pump animore...
he's giving us infusion pump to work with...
we wun curse... we have no reason to curse...
we arnt progressing anyway...
i know quite a number of groups oso haben complete yet...
which gives us reason to relax a little...
its always lessons after wednesday that i feel free...
no more things to burden me...
and its always time to look forward to saturday soccer again...
read a book titled "Blog On"...
telling people why they should blog...
which i find it lame...
and to think i have become one of the lamers who read the book...
i prefer to call it research, same like how i read some research topics at borders...
u dun need people to tell u to blog...
u dun need people to guide...
u dun need people to spoonfeed...
u juz do it...
if u even need people to tell u why u should blog...
might as well give them to blog for u...
juz like ur money i help u to spend...
ur clothes i help u to wear...
ur sleep i help u to sleep...
do you see wat i see?
can u hear wat i hear?
do u feel like i feel?
can u dream like i dream?
cheesiong said i have a neck too thick for someone my size...
thank goodness he said that...
i was still thinking it has become thinner...
better to have thick than thin...
harder to strangle, more surface area to bite...
and it oso shows that i havent been sticking my neck out to peep at people changing...
"if u're feeling lucky, come n take me home" - hong
11:00 PM
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August 19, 2003 COLOURED.
a blessing in disguise...
toy kena food poisoning yesterday then neber come today...
he ate the fish & chips from dino's at FC3...
lucky yesterday i came late, otherwise i oso tio liao...
have to stop late nights...
i cant seem to wake up on time liao...
always skipped the first lesson...
and my weight's dropping...
sp sucks...
online quiz keep error...
time so little too..
gave me 3/10...
pathetic...
at least it didnt prevent me from taking the quiz again...
"furious angel appears with his black wings" - hong
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Dave Matthews Band - When The World Ends
When the world ends
Collect your things
You�re coming with me
When the world ends
You tuckle up yourself with me
Watch it as the stars disappear to nothing
The day the world is over
We�ll be lying in bed
I�m gonna rock you like a baby when the cities fall
We will rise as the building�s crumble
Float there and watch it all
Amidst the burning, we�ll be churning
You know, love will be our wings
The passion rises up from the ashes
When the world ends
When the world ends
You�re gonna come with me
We�re going to be crazy
Like a river bends
We�re going to float
Through the criss cross of the mountains
Watch them fade to nothing
When the world ends
You know that�s what�s happening now
I�m going to be there with you somehow, oh...
I�m going to tie you up like a baby in a carriage car
Your legs won�t work cause you want me so
You just lie spread to the wall
The love you got is surely
All the love that I would ever need
I�m going to take you by my side
And love you tall, �til the world ends
Oh, but don�t you worry about a thing
No, 'cause I got you here with me
Don�t you worry about a
Just you and me
Floating through the empty, empty
Just you and me
Oh, graces
Oh, grace
Oh, when the world ends
We�ll be burning one
When the world ends
We�ll be sweet makin love
Oh, you know when the world ends
I�m going to take you aside and say
Let�s watch it fade away, fade away
And the world�s done
Ours just begun
It's done
Ours just begun
We�re gonna dive into the emptiness
We'll be swimming
I�m going to walk you through the pathless roads
I�m going to take you to the top of the mountain that�s no longer there
I�m going to take you to bed and love you, I swear
Like the end is here
I�m going to take you up to
I�m going to take you down on you
I�m going to hold you like an angel, angel
I�m going to love you
I�m going to love you
When the world ends
I�m going to hold you
When the world is over
We�ll just be beginning...
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they say lamers are lame...
they say lamers are fun...
they say lamers are hip...
they say lamers onli appear on irc...
they say to get gers, u have to be lame...
they say lamers are there to justify ur existence on earth...
they say lamers are there to provide entertainment...
well i say...
the lamers are there to piss u...
the lamers are out to get you...
the lamers are out to make you hopping mad...
the lamers love to see ur blood boil...
to them...
victory is onli achieved when they have attracted the attention they wanted...
to me...
victory is onli when i kick and screwed every single 1 of their asses...
peace is never a word in my dictionary...
to rid the roots, you kill it, not isolate it...
should i sue u for assault...
if u slap me around with a bit of large trout...
witnessed the birth n death twice...
new things will replace the old...
and things will get better...
now do i realised uchu's real power...
thought sano oreadi not bad liao...
but uchu realli takes the kill...
he stealths ard, he snipes, he fires, he bombs...
in the end he's the last man standing with all the frags lying on the ground...
and i realised i have been way way waY too innocent liao...
missed my morning lecture becos of late nights...
was late for the afternoon lecture as well...
30 minutes late...
all my classmates chided jonathan...
for teaching me all the bad things...
skipping lessons, sleeping in class...
i should have learnt the nice things from him...
maybe that's why he's the man with distinctions every semester...
and im left with the As, Bs and occasional Cs...
week 7...
1 more week to 3 lab tests...
2 more weeks to swimming!...
3 more weeks to MST...
8 more weeks to submission of FYP...
9 more weeks to bdae...
10 more weeks to semestral exams (to be confirmed)...
11 more weeks to INTENSIVE SWIMMING and getting a HEART SHAPE on my back by SUNTANNING!...
actually this brilliant idea was thought up by takumi...
about cutting patterns and covering the body...
so that u will have the desired pattern u wan by suntanning...
beats tattooing... this is FREE!
time flies...
FYP still stuck at tt pathetic stage...
no more games for now...
start to do FYP liao...
even if it means staring at the code forever and not understanding a single bit of it...
after my jog, i spent a good 30 minutes on the substitue bench observing...
just like the way i observe people swimming when i first started out...
looking at every single jogger's running pattern and posture...
there must be a reason for their pace...
after all michael johnson runs funny but he's a world record holder...
and there was this female sprinter...
run 100m, walk 200m, run 100m, walk 200m...
her legs... WoW WOOW WOW WOOOWW...
bloody long and she runs so graceful nia...
not like marion jones's clumsy legs...
her stretching excercise more power...
doing half leg splits along 50m then repeat for 5 times...
if challenge her to a race i sure lose...
and i tink she will prolly beat majority of the guys by a big margin...
i have neber seen anyone run like floating like that loh...
reached home at about 2030...
which is still too early...
i had my lunch at 1700...
should have observed more and take down notes...
my toes are growing dead skin again...
my mother says they are not corns...
she said its the way i walk that cause the thick skin...
cant wait for grow more then i can use the corn plaster to get rid off tt thick skin...
"when the world ends, just you n me..." - hong
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August 17, 2003 COLOURED.
feeling dizzy the whole day...
my sister cough medicine kan powerful...
missed the gym session becos of it...
woke up at 1000...
sleep at 1200...
woke up at 1400...
sleep at 1600...
woke up at 1900...
no prizes for guessing why i wake up for...
my brain's dead...
my mind's a blank...
my body's turned jelly...
machiam like suffering after taking drugs...
maybe its the overdosage i have taken...
i dun even have the strength to resist if some gay try to rape me...
but i still managed to do some things...
like eating my meals, drinking water and bathing...
tried to capture a snapshot of a very nice pic...
in the end it onli gave me a black screen...
nice anime pic but its from a H game...
TNP on Sunday has an ex gangster on its front page...
they love to have chinese characters on the back with a big drawing below it...
i should have known...
jurong east swimming pool every sunday like lao beng outing like that...
all the words, dragons, tigers, bao gongs, nezhas...
i wouldnt recommend them to come on sunday to relac relac though...
sunday is like aunty aunty gathering...
all one piece and not a single two-piece...
weekdays and saturdays better...
cant wait for december, then i can start swimming again...
want to get a tattoo...
but not now...
size too small...
big big tattoo then more nice nice...
thought of getting my hong character on the whole back
so next time they ask wats my name...
i will pull off my shirt and show them my back...
but i will be dead b4 i even reached that stage...
my parents sure wun approve 1...
every local channel is showing the national day rally...
something which i dread every year...
something my father labels it onli those lan pa sors will go n listen...
something which the lecturer is giving a speech and all the students are listening...
u dun c that in parliament where many MPs are caught napping on tv when its not their turn to speak...
talking about terrorists...
where are there terrorists in the first place...
they are there for a reason...
no terrorist = no fbi, cia, interpol and the likes...
to have good, you must first create the bad...
maybe the terrorists play counterstrike too much...
addicted until they decided to do it for real...
the onli thing they forgot to say was "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"...
we should get the fbi, cia, interpol, mib to play counterstrike as well...
and in future we will see them bunny hopping around for real...
which makes real entertainment for reality tv...
~zao chu de fall in love, chuan shuo zai jiu ai xin huan zi jian...
~mang mu de cinderella, tong hua zhong de qing ren cong lai mei you chu xian...
~looking for some kind of love-you-only...
~waiting for some kind of lover...
"ming bai bu ming bai" - hong
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having looked at the zonealarm pro logs... i cant help but wonder how many persons have scanned my pc b4 i have the firewall... and i have gotten rid of tagboard, brought back dekap... shoutbox, tagboard, dekap... when will i ever find one which will remain stable...
some idiot tried entering 9 times in a second using different ports, then he did it again 9 times later using different ports again... in between got 1 lamer try once onli... lol
to believe or not to believe... after my "ghostly" encounter... yesterday 2350 my sister came over to my room and asked me whether i m singing or not... she said she heard some noise like wailing like that... i swear my mouth was close throughout... although muse may be the culprit... duno la, to see is to believe... in the end it is just the voices running through the head...
its the start of the EPL season... much more like betting season has begun!... i have been kept busy having to help toy buy his total goals while i just play small small 1X2... just take it that i am donating to some charity who needs help urgently... and it also means that its CHIJMES time every saturday night... i have to check the last train schedule, otherwise i cant watch the 10pm match liao...
while i was having my lunch at the coffeshop nearby, i was observing the uncles around me... i wonder what will become of me when i reached their age... will i be at the kopitiam lazing around, complaining about the government, smoking, drinking beer, reading the racing section and of cos watching the cats make love to each other...
i dun see any dogs around coffeeshops, maybe they have been taken away to be served as dishes...
when i reached that age, i dun tink i will be smoking or drinking... which questions my existence at kopitiam... to ogle at beer aunties??? ... horse racing maybe, i am always curious about the odds of picking a winner out of 10 horses... and i neber found the reason why those people into racing are all uncle uncle aunty aunty pattern 1...
across the globe, most rich men love a day out at the racecourse... like britain, alex ferguson and michael owen likes horses... and many other stars and celebrities... down here in singapore i dun see SM Lee or PM Goh or President Nathan with their hands full of betting slips... and fyi, kranji racecourse actually have free entry for ladies, the guys must pay entrance fee... like discos like that sia, so hip and happening...
haters call me bitch
call me faggot
call me whiney
but i am something they can neber be
went to chijmes alone at 7pm... it was still raining so i went to raffles shopping centre walk walk with my slippers first... machiam like my home like that, a lot ppl look at my slippers sia... its a attention-grabber with the sound it makes when its wet... *piak piak piak* like duck like that...
while people strive to get noticed, they wan to be beautiful n handsome... do however spare a thought for those who has 1 leg or 1 arm missing and those who has lost any of their five senses... they get stared at and got more attention than any ordinary person but they dun like it... be content with wat u have and thank goodness that u still haben lost ur mind...
yikes... aston villa stinks, they played like they were the ones in the first division last season and not portsmouth... only a number of people turn up for this match, maybe its got to do with the rain earlier or the match dun generate much interest...
went back to RSC BK to takeaway whopper meal... coughing n still drinking iced coke, bo bian loh, no have hot coke wat... then i hear ppl calling "hong"... turn around and look at the people, dun recognized any of them anyway... voices...
rushed back to chijmes to take my position... quite a lot of fans turned up liao... now i know man u got so many supporters... onli got to watch the first half before heading back home... scared later if watch finish then no more train, have to walk home liao...
"kong ji shi se, se ji shi kong" - hong
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August 15, 2003 COLOURED.
have something that i have to make clear, avg does not scan the registry after all... thought it did, but viruses dun put themselves in registry... onli boot sectors, data files, executable programs... so i was wrong there... so much for scoring 100 for the quiz... its wasnt my answers anyway... :)
credit to jonathan for providing the answers, and oso to jessica for doing the true/false qns... only they got so much time to go and find the answer for each question 1 by 1... think my class will have the highest average score among the other classes after we have 5 100s and a 98... i help ys click too fast then sian diao wrong 1 question...
downloaded muse new album liao... at least better than hullabaloo 1... worth listening...
[Welcome to the Peep Show 7:30pm at CCK Stadium every Friday]
every friday got things to see... so nice... saw 2 gays running together wearing tight shorts... their butts so firm that even i got the temptation to spank!... 3 indian guys who thought that hanging on the bar is cool... but its much more cooler if they pull themselves up instead of swinging around like monkeys... go play monkey bars man...
there's this lady dressed up like a boxer like that running around... somemore wear gloves sia, maybe she's going to the gym upstairs, or perhaps she got to ride a harvey back home... and there's this auntie doing the erotic dance!... normal people call it hip rotation, and she was doing like she was making love to the air... my jaws dropped when i saw it, absolute stunner... u always get all sorts of funny people around, swimming pool like that, now stadium oso like that... today i oso saw 1 person wearing slippers running around... think he filming Homerun ar, no money to buy shoes...
only around 1930 is when u get to see the real joggers... run quite fast sia all of them, the gers not like swinging hips side to side 1 loh, all chiong the lanes...
[Encounter with Stefanie Sun at Elevator]
just me n her alone... i was looking down, concentrating on my vanilla coke and praying hard that she will not pester me... then she started singing... sing she did... actually she has a pleasant voice... pity she was a weirdo cowgirl... only began breathing normally when she left the evelator... wat a close shave...
[The Story of 3 Idiots... Make That 4 ]
going home at 5 was always a problem... forever that "wanna wait for next train or squeeze" question... toy n i entered the train... bryant, ys n chiobu tried entering from another carriage... something i dun understand is there so many people they still try to go in from there, cannot come our side 1 loh... must be the ger that left them spellbound...
at JE mrt then bryant's fren tapped me on the shoulder and said how come bryant neber follow me... he's not my fren but got to know him as bryant's fren... normally if i see my friends' friend, i wouldnt bother approaching them for a lil chat, not social enuf eh... watz funny is bryant's friends all call him by his chn name... while his poly frens call him by bryant... since his chinese name is so special (dayang)... he's known as big sheep, close shop... somemore he's usually mistaken as a cheena man becos of his name n looks... if ppl didnt notice his name, they will tink he's a korean...
our names in the end all kena screwed up... now bryant is yangyang, toy is ziwei (princess), weiwei, paypay and toytoy, chiobu is ooiooi, bingbing and quanquan, ys is songsong (chen songling), jonathan is poonpoon, yanyan... while mine is honghong... think any guy who hears the name will tink must be some cute chiobu ard... imagine how they react when they see armani, versace, manmaster, chiobu, bookie and jnn... sure vomit like hell!
"sing for absolution" - hong
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going around strangers blogs to get some inspirations in life.... onli interested in singaporeans ones though.... sick of all the berkeleys, torontos, british... local rulez...
today early morning go filial liao... kena forced to wake up by the loud ringing of the phone... my mother 4get to bring the shop's keys to work... so have to rush n pass the keys to her...
and i dun understand why so many "TESTING" sites have appeared on the most recently published ones... no wonder blogger goes down for no reason.... bloody bryant go holland v find his char bo, left me alone for 3 hours with nothing to do... gonna work it later in the evening liao... too long neber pump, too long neber crunch... can die die die... im beginning to fill up le, no more pecs to see... lol... now have to focus more on carbo n cut down on fats liao...
happened to find some pictures taken from other people's blogs... laughing n coughing my bladder out... damn...
'It is like falling in love, no one can tell you... you just know it� - The Oracle
and here's sth funny... anyhow took the answers though...
You're a Kid Catboy!!! You're young, innocent, and
still learning the ways of catboy-dom.
What Kind of Catboy are You?
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You are Triple H
Which WWE Wrestler are you?
ywa... thats more like it.. lol even though i have to go against my beliefs!
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You are Kane
Which WWE Wrestler are you?
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knew that complimenting someone will make him/her happy for the rest of the day... wat i didnt know was that it actually lasted for days!... so much to the extent that they seem to have more confidence in themselves... i feel like a guru liao...
today lab test quite hard, onli a few managed to complete the test... a lot all dun have enuf time to do... i managed to do a little bit, tink its just about enuf to pass...
yesterday wait for jonathan to send me the hacking quiz questions like waiting for boa like that, wait long long oso dun have ar!... lucky he today got bring the diskette, then i copy from his floppy straight away rather than wait for him in irc... always play tt pokemon game nia...
irritating quiz... so many trick questions, took up the whole evening and night juz to get some decent answers... aim to get high high even though its only 5%... but sometimes all u need is that 5% to get u to an A instead of a B... tt miho nakayama show on channel 8 not bad, quite funny...
""if u're not dancing, then u're dead!" - hong
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August 13, 2003 COLOURED.
pardon me if i ended my last entry a bit abrupt... was dying to get some sleep yesterday so... had problems installing Visual Studio.Net and the RPC message keep popping up whenever i opened IE, and closing windows after 60 seconds when tat message pops out... i thought it got to do with me installing the visual studio.net...
didnt go for maths tutorial in the morning... i can never wake up on wednesday mornings... go stadium canot fint bryant n toy... went to all the foodcourts to find them oso dun have... they were at SALC, the place where u would least expect to see them... toy said he kena virus then bo bian come to download stuff to clean his pc...
while i was complaining to bryant about the idiotic installation, bryant realised my problems are the same as toy's... it wasnt the installation, it was the virus... some worm luvsan... worm blast... first time tio, quite alot of people oso tio...
vulnerable : winXP, win2k users
for those who regularly update their os with patches or antivirus shouldnt have any problem with the bug... patch is good, u always need patch b4 u can play pirated games leh... =)
once u're online and the worm will come visit if u neber patched a later version... i thought of not removing it since it helps me curb my online time and save cost too... but like that then i canot download anything liao, so have to get rid of the stupid worm...
the worm came at the right time, finally got to download free antivirus software, AVG antivirus... norton is a sucker, mine was 2001... oso got kazaa codec pack to play some of the previously unplayable mtvs... brought back firewalls to test test as well since that worm incident... but i dun tink i will use it anyway since im already quite slow, to use firewall my connection will become like a snail liao...
sneaky sneaky worm... just removed it and less than half an hour later when AVG was doing its background scanning (hail AVG!), the worm was found in a restore folder... so imagine if i have to restore and the worm just keeps coming back without me realising it... do a find on msblast.exe to c whether u got the worm or not...
got myself zonealarm... got the pro program... but thats a bit too cheem for now, and i too lazy to find crack for it... and suddenly i am doing my historykill, ad-aware, avg, zone alarm... if it wasnt for that worm, i wouldnt have stepped up security...
tml got software lab test liao, hope it will be quite easy, lazy to revise... still have that hacking quiz still haben do yet... try to aim for the 5 marks though most of my friends got 4... oso duno why they so kiasu sia... all first day do liao, i intend to do on friday in school... at home do can die, at least in school i can get help from friends...
"i cant tell u the way i feel becos the way i feel is all so new to me" - hong
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chee siong asked me why am i not chasing girls... he dun believe that i dun have any target... well i do, but boa's a tall order loh... he said i behaved like a lang zi like that, nonchalant about the things around me... quite true, i cant be bothered with stupid things that take up my time to sleep or excercise or watch jacky wu... then he keep telling me to go jio sun yanzi from dcnt... sano should know sun yanzi... i rather go n die instead chasing her...
queuing during lunchtime, u can always spot guys looking around at gers like there are no more gers in the world like that... i onli interested when they have a nice face... ask takumi, he knows wat i like... or when they dressed too sexy for my liking... they wan to get attention, they'll get attention...
after the last lesson i was supposed to be going gym with toy but he still at the lecture theatre playing chess with jonathan... he only came out of the theatre when the lecturer wanted to lock it liao... lecturer see them oso stunned as they are hiding behind, so he asked them wat r they doing back there, SLEEPING is the model answer to give!...
so there we are comparing arms... mine is twice as big as my forearms, toy is same size for arm n forearm... but then again, he has insane forearms...
went to my grandmother house to eat eat dinner... my uncle see me kena stunned... he said i become big size liao... the past few days i saw quite a lot of old classmates n friends... michael, hanwei, bernard, junhao, jeremy... compared myself to them, i think i have grown the most... jeremy now in ite, still as fat as ever since the time i last saw him...
my uncle like to offer money, keep asking whether my mother gave me enuf allowance or not, got money to eat or not, want to buy hp or not... but i always rejected him... but by right i would have snatched his money straight away to get my wants... i have my wants n needs... most of my money i have is used on needs...
wants --- 5 shirts
5 pants
shoes
underwear
change underwear to a need... grow big liao underwear tight like hell... running veri pain... anti-underwear supporter!...
my 6th uncle gave us a ride home while my mother said he got car liao but still canot get a ger...
me - "must have car then will get ger meh?"
sis - "ya, sg gers are materialistic..."
and my mother criticised me about i go to school like my home like that, wear soccer shorts so often to school, like lao ah hia like that... people dress well, have nice hair cuts to impress people... all like going for fashion show like that, i dun dress to impress... wats there to impress anyway, not interested...
"driven by anger, not fear" - hong
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August 12, 2003 COLOURED.
hey hey, anissa appeared on tv!... ready steady pom pi pi~... so white~...
took a gamble today and it paid off handsomely... i gave up studying for the hacking quiz in return of some nice quality sleep... guess wat, the quiz is actually do at ur free time 1... lucky i neber study, otherwise i will curse for the whole day...
and weili came back to school today... now he is the real ironman, he got a metal rod inserted into his arm after tt accident and he is onli allowed to remove it after 3 - 4 years... his hospital fees quite ex... 2 day stay + an operation around $900+ after the government grant and discounts... without discount ar, a nice 5 figure sum loh... the surgeon fee is $2000... in 1 day a surgeon can earn around $6000 (3 ops a day)... in a month around $180,000... in 7 months he will become a millionaire... wow wow wow... doctors realli love money dun they... and they love fame too... remember the iranian twins coming here for a separation op... the op was expensive but they needn't pay a cent at all since the hospital decided to cover the charges... if they so good, why dun they cover charges for those poor ones... poor ppl no money then canot go for surgery izzit, poor ppl are left to die while the rich juz gets richer, think yamakasi the movie...
sano is getting better n better by the day... he eats, he pushes, he pulls, he runs, he jogs, he sits, he crunches, and the best of all, he farts... he's improving his body and thats good... now i got competition liao, and i needed that badly, needed someone to push me... started rebuilding my foundation running after that lousy timing last week while waiting for 7:30pm... at this rate, i think give him 2 months and he can go n represent singapore for SEA games liao...
bryant said his fren's fren tio fined for downloading copyrighted things from kazaa, kena fined around $1000+... are they being serious or wat... they got nothing better to do, catch ppl download things... bo liao...
does anyone have a quick solution to get rid of dry coughs?... mine is coming back no thanks to the frequent visits to water cooler recently... i oso need a cure for aching necks though im feeling better now... must be the pressure points that i am pressing that is working for me...
"inhale exhale let's all hail, its a depraved new world" - hong
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August 11, 2003 COLOURED.
xie xie ni de zhao gu ni de ti tie
gei wo yi ge mei hao de shi jie
wo ba xin fu kan de tai jian dan le dian
ni you duo yong xin
wo que mei you fa jue
xie xie ni de zhao gu ni de li kai
rang wo dui ai you heng duo liao jie
xian zai cai shuo ye xu tai wan le yi dian
shi qu guo de ren hui geng zhen xi yi dian
who can do crunches like no kick like that? onli etoiles... so i cannot let her down, die die must do everyday... and the daddy die die must be bigger and fitter than me, otherwise he's juz wasting his time...
left side of neck pain like hell... strained it juz now during gym, then totally no mood to do anything liao... heard that tml my class got quiz but dunno whether is inside the lab take quiz or ownself free then go take... i neber even study sia... stomach pain, neck pain, dun study best...
i even got time to watch real madrid and wwe lol... oh shit i really need someone to massage my neck... must press the pressure point for some relief, so damn pain~... last time watch wwe is becos of stacy kiebler, now is becos of all the superstars... see liao then got motivation to work hard for the BODY... and i am still not studying the quiz... 10% giveaway...
"studies is bad for health" - hong
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August 10, 2003 COLOURED.
feels like old times again yesterday... the late nights, the brainless crap, the lame answers, the endless lol, lmao, rofl... all it takes is a spark to ignite the fire... i have told my friends that whenever im online for more than 1 hour, im usually there for a simple reason... and so yesterday 3 of them saw me for around 2 hours... their way of greeting : downloading porn ar... pls pls, boa is better really... lol... was getting the high quality which toy said was the clearest of all movie clips or mtvs he had seen so far, porn can wait...
but u just neber know, this could be the one...
i do believe that u n me we could be so
happy n free inside a world of misery
and i believe that u n me we could be so
inside of u inside of me cos this could be the one
this could be the one...
yesterday got the national day speech all over tv, both the big luohans turned very red and watched the tv diligently... patriotic fishes, true blue singaporean-bred... actually my uncle got the fishes from malaysia lol...
schnake isnt as lame as he seems... had small talk wif him and he seems alright to me, like a normal person like that... while ppl have their pms, i think he has his pervert period at times as well... and bryant was telling me a interesting situation, no one in his right mind will ever go and make himself white white n fit fit, which he labels a bai zhan ji (steamed chicken)... so schnake can go ahead to be his gu niang vaness lookalike and be a bai zhan ji... everyone loves roasted chicken, except for those healthy lifestyle = longer life ppl...
dun c the reason why so many people wear red... love bloodshed eh... kill kill kill, i love it too... but i dun wear red... its bad for the eyes la... no wonder so many singaporeans kena short-sighted... they should go green as singapore is a clean n green city... imagine all the lime tshirts around... rocks totally... i was oso thinking if some country's flag has pink on it... every citizen in that country will become pink panthers... and if the color happens to be purple... we will have so many tinky-winkys around with the triangle sign above their heads!... black may be stylo, but too many people will make it look like they mourning for the nation instead of celebrating the nation's anniversary...
going to the ndp is like going to a safri duo concert... they use a lot of safri duo songs leh... and i oso heard ric flair's entrance music as well... and i learnt that its that easy to get rid of the whole PAP party... imagine some nice people who planted bombs around the stadium...
"there aint nothing i can do, cuz life is a lesson -- u learn it when u're through"
Mission Impossible 2... i remember that was the year limp bizkit went really hot with that song... wats that title again... ooh 'take a look around'... it was tt song that got me to get their album... but i have neber seen MI2 b4 honestly... some bands got famous becos of their songs appearing as title tracks on movies... think evanescence, daredevil wasnt that gd a movie (i didnt watch it either), but its 'bring me to life' got ppl to watch it... anyway limp bizkit is releasing their new album soon in september after a long delay... they had a way with naming albums... last one was called 'chocolate starfish n the hotdog flavored water'... this new offering's title is 'panty sniffer'... yea, im not making this up, they realli called it panty sniffer... and y would ppl go n sniff panty is wat i wanna know...
i need to get a new cd-rom drive... the reading speed bloody pathetic... no wonder installation of files from cd takes so long... and up til now i still haben take the tower out to c wat parts do i have... maybe its the fear of messing things up and waste of money thats stopping me...
"Well, u r still young, damn u, still havent 21yrs old yet."
these are the wise words beri gave me... 21 considered lao auntie liao meh... lol... and i think shes the onli person who likes to praise herself... while other gers will fuss about wanting to slim down, bad hair, ugly and guys worry abt too fat, too thin, beer bellies... she is 4ever with her mei mei, pretty pretty, slimmer statements... so much that she said she feels like a zi lian huang (someone who likes himself too much)... she said sth about wats the point of living if we keep highlighting our flaws and not focusing on our strong points... wise words indeed, from the old auntie who says she's pretty...
why do libraries closed on public holidays... they're meant for the community and to close them on days where most people are free is unfair... u dun see shopping centres closed on public holidays do u... and the yew tee clinic is actually closed as well... tink national day then no ppl will sick meh... inconsiderate idiots... they 4got that the reason they study medicine is to save lives and not become millionaires...
"u couldnt pay me enuf to live for the moment" - hong
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August 08, 2003 COLOURED.
beri has sent me an email... totally caught me by surprise... maybe becos i neber write to her for veri long liao then she dulan to wait... the number of attachments i received oso getting lesser n lesser, so sian... better write to tell her to send more goodies~...
all the cheekens around me can go pok pok pok for all they want, i'll just sharpen my knife silently waitin for the kill... we have our own lives... we have our own rights and wrongs... but no matter how tasty the chickens are, they are always wrong... blame them for having wings and yet couldnt fly...
i dun believe in ghosts or supernatural... but "they" wanted me to believe in them... yesterday ard 11:30pm like that i was inside my room watching tv when i heard my sister's voice going "hoonnngggg"... cursed at whoever called me up so late and go out to the living room... strange, haerd a dialing tone... went to my sister's room and asked her she called me for wat... she down there shocked say she neber call my name at all... after that she frightened nia... i duno wat happen really... maybe my mind was a bit off course or there are really "people" around...
"i burn alcohol to the cd liao, so use that to open J#"... those were the words to bryant... i wonder, if u burn alcohol to cd then wun the cd catch fire?... later i know that it was actually a program that acts as a virtual drive to open iso files... and bryant was complaining why the bloody hell jonathan act cute go squeeze until 2 discs when he provided him with 3 cds... then at least he no need to install the alcohol program to open the iso... now bryant having problem installing liao... which means i have to wait until next week b4 i can install at home sia... and next week is the lab test le... pressure, give it to me manz~...
during the maths lecture, toy n jonathan were busy revising network management quiz... bryant lamented that they study machiam like study for mst like that, its only 10%... quite true... but i think come mst, i study the most slack 1... i can still play games throughout the whole study week and only study the day b4 the test... used to it le...
so while they are busy revising, bryant n i were not listening to the lecture, we were talking about the countdowns that we have gone b4... all the things we saw, all the banglas and cheenas... somehow his sentosa's countdowns always got many interesting incidents... and he said sth abt he wun let his gf go countdown becos its unsafe... so many ppl squeeze together, guys neber mind, gers veri easy free frag...
kazaa lite k++... wat a name... updated my old kazaalite 1.7.2 to 2.4.1... stylo milo sia, added quite a lot of features... and my friend said theres no nd to worry about getting caught for donwloading music since the authorities wanted to catch is kazaa and not kazaalite... anyway, the whole network depends on both kazaa and kazaalite users... so u may be a lite or normal or heavy user, but still will tio 1...
too bad the school server speed slow, wanted to download the codec pack which kazaalite provides separately... contains alot of codecs i need to open some of my old files that couldnt be seen... oso have to get the free antivirus software, avg antivirus... neber heard of it, but whatever, as long as its freeware, its good... my norton is bloody outdated liao, 2001 loh, then somemore wan to update still must subscribe, like idiot like that...
the only ones left standing
are the ones that are not demanding
this isnt a show
this is my fucking life
i'm not ashamed
u're entertained
but
i'm not a puppet
i'm a grenade
heng heng got 23 for my quiz... super tyco today... first 15 questions all tikam tikam 1, after that then more easy to do... teacher oso ask why i last week neber come... no mc to show, wanna tell him i was at school trying to get soccer ball from the tree...
veri disappointed with my timing for my 2.4... i've finally found the clock at cck stadium... clocked in at ard 13 minutes... sux timing... really duno wat is wrong with me, i was expecting 11 minutes... super sian... thought i was running the fastest so far yet the time is realli shit... looks like i have to train more liao la...
at the fitness corner doing the usual stuff... this small boy boy was standing near me while i was doing situps then his small sister came over and say "look, so li hai" then clap clap, the boy boy oso follow and clap clap... so funny sia...
after that a malay boy came over and play with monkey bars... he power, he can do backwards 1, then the ger tt clap clap oso go n play with monkey bars... impressed, very impressed, i thought my niece was the only ger who is power enuf to play with monkey bars... then another brother-sister combo oso join in the fun, the brother not happy that the clap clap ger can reach the end so he kept saying "fall fall fall"... the sister said if her brother canot reach the end then she will kick his backside... the brother 2 fat loh, go halfway and his fingers slipped liao... so much for hao lian nia...
was walking towards the exit when this nice lady approached me asking for a 20� coin to change as she needed a locker... too bad i neber bring wallet, so have to reject her and i went to the toilet... then i did something which i normally wouldnt do... after the toilet trip i actually went back to her and tell her to go upstairs to change money... she explained that she got a coin inside liao and need another... but anyway she took my advice and went up as i left... guess all it takes is a lil bit of coaxing to get me going... but i oso missed my chance... watever... interested but then not interested... sano, next time bring wallet and 20� coins with u, then got chance liao!...
"so pls dun take offence, this is juz my point of view" - hong
11:29 PM
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Which [Rainbow Colours] are you?
Which [Smallville] Characters are you?
Which [Seven Dwarfs] are you?
12:50 PM
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August 07, 2003 COLOURED.
[Steam]
a light is shining on the horizon, the nite is slowly clearing up, once the sun heats up the final ice, steam will slowly fill the skies, now entering the next state, the final climax... frozen water becomes ice, boiled water makes steam, i like water in a fountain or in a flowing stream, the first episode is complete, we've reached our destination, thank u for conquering the cold and melting the ice... thank you...
jiu suan shi su le quan shi jie
ye xiang zai ting ni suo yi bian
"wo yao ni... yong yuan zai wo shen bian"
"i wished for him to be dead... cos he is just full of crap" - hong
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August 06, 2003 COLOURED.
[Wind]
now entering the next state, the perfect storm, a storm beyond imagination, are you ready for somemore... forecast for the next hour, in the next hour, snow conditions are unstable, temperatures will rise, the force of nature is release... all u wan is to make it warm, u leave me no choice, i am going to create the perfect storm... outside wild rain lashes, inside we are safe, inside we are warm, inside there is comfort, outside there is storm... to reach my climax thats my quest, join me now and never rest, i am burning up inside, join me for the final ride...
there's a conspiracy... i can smell it... otherwise Scnake wouldnt come in as soon as i have removed his ban status... all those fuckers out there, they wun have it good, that i can assure them...
had a chat with my sister last night over school work... found out some things about her n he found out some things about me... she kept encouraging me to start studying and stop wandering into space in class... oso said sth abt the fyp... duno... after the talk, i feel motivated... motivated to start paying attention and not sleeping in class...
but is studies that important?... i put excercise on top of my priorities... rather fail exams than having some kind of terminal illness... today jog jog at sp stadium with bryant n toy... chiobu sitting in the stands, oso duno why he dun wanna run... managed to do 8 fast, bryant did 6 slow before being ordered off the track for props setup, toy did 2 fast rest and 1 fast...
i believe gers' favorite pastime is looking at topless guys n giggling... i was refilling my bottle at the water cooler and suddenly got this wave of giggles... turned around and all of them quickly siam... then there was a bunch of boys playing soccer and they oso giggle... now who's to say life is depressing when u have ppl around u giggling...
yesterday i so wanted to pay attention to lessons, but there i was nodding away... running is tiring okie, somemore after eat lunch liao tend to fall asleep... so ended up neber listen at all...
hoping to get a scolding from my lecturer for fyp... instead he never scolded us, he was glad that we had made some progress at least... he's going to help us on the serial port a bit... while we just have to tinker around wif it... but there's still a lot of work to be done... but sian, never scold = still can lac lac...
"why wun u see my fruits of labor..." - hong
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August 05, 2003 COLOURED.
[Water]
now entering the next state, water, the essence of life... its gonna rain, its gonna rain somemore when drops of water start to pour, why do drops of water pour, thats becos the clouds cant hold them animore... the queen has spoken, so lets get it on... prepare urselves for the unknown, our advice is release, release...
ever seen a lecturer teaching in his slippers?... ever seen flooded walkways when it rains?... ever seen a lecturer going thru 3 qns over the past 4 weeks and the first tutorial is not even finished?... ever had a lecturer who actually finished 45 minutes earlier almost every week?... ever had a lecturer who wun talk until the whole room is silent (it is never silent)... ever had a lecturer who speaks in chinese virtually throughtout the class even though theres malays in the class?... ever seen lecturer joining students in the toilet for a smoke?...
ever seen muddied water being squirted out from the fountain?... ever seen a lecture room with the words 'feng shui' pasted outside the door?... ever seen students wearing OCS, Guards, Commandoes tshirts when they either look too fat or too skinny?... ever had a network administrator who likes to wear tight polo tees to show off his body?... ever had a stall holder complaining to customers why they always order chendol and not other desserts?... ever seen sp students having sex and getting the pics posted throughout the internet?... ever seen a student who jumped from 4 storeys becos he was rejected by a ger?... and most recently, ever seen a bunch of idiots throwing a rope up trying to get the ball and sticks?... its onli in SP that u seen so many weirdo things... it is indeed a vibrant community... these are some of the things they should include in the questions for the secondary school students when they come visiting...
i didnt know that the fyp deadline was october... bloody fast man... and we are still like haben done much to our project... meeting the lecturer tomorrow, but he seems nonchalant about whether we pass or not anyway...
after our heavy lunch, we were at SAC playing carrom... too many people so we opened 2 tables like mahjong like tt... then i saw a ger... uncanny resemblance to neo i tell u... when she smile, completely sama sama nia... i down there blur, ass... i lost my carrom match becos of her as i lost my concentration... except that she had too much sun on her skin...
just slowly increase the weights as you go along, and u'll be right up there with the big boys... that was what i always believed... considering the stuff i was doing the first time i stepped inside a gym and now, a lot of difference... chiobu even has a new tagline for me... "honggy presents : : : muscleman"... and dun know why do people go gym just to do pushups... waste of money sia... normal ppl go gym use the weights, treadmills, cycling, machines... then 1 extra guy down there doing 20 pushups, rest, 20 pushups... like cycle like tt... might as well do at home loh... he do until so happy, tink the others canot do push ups izit... most of the people in gym can do at least 10 pullups man... and i was right about the sunday theory... my weight dropped to 62 liao... lol... at least it neber drop below 60 i happy liao...
"i thought i saw a cat that meows..." - hong
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August 04, 2003 COLOURED.
[Ice]
state 1, ice the frozen state, welcome, we are now in the first atmospheric state, the frozen state, give ur attention to the one that controls the element, she who controls us all... tonight u're mine, im sending shivers down ur spine, i'll make the temperature drop below 0 degrees, and ur body starts to freeze, oh how i love to tease...
set my clock at 7:30... but i stopped the alarm and just went back to slp... only feel a lil bit alive at 8:30... switched on the tv while preparing my breakfast and brushing of teeth... and forlan scores!... my stomach didnt feel so well, went to toilet twice in the morning... it got so bad that i dun feel like going sch liao... decided to watched the whole match b4 letting my stomach decide...
by the time i reached school oreadi 11am liao... they were supposed to be playing soccer at this point of time right now but i cant find any person in the field... saw them in the SAC playing carrom... just sat down there until its noon and brought fish n chips to the lecture theatre to settle lunch while the lecturer just babble shit...
wireless networking lab was cancelled since they have some problems with the access point since this morning... which is just as well... got time to play soccer liao... bloody cscc... cscc = community service & cultural club... as a club who is supposed to serve the community, they should lend us the things we want instead of blanting lying... we wanna borrow soccer ball but the guy reading comic say dun have... so we went back to eee and got carrom with dj's help... and we were cursing the cscc the whole way through... later more cscc members came in and we decided to ask again... this time they allow us to borrow... !@#$%^&*~...
i think the guys are not only the ones who tend to have wandering eyes, somewat like stripping off ur clothes with their eyes... gers are oso guilty of it... i have been noticing okie, got do research 1... and i dun understand whats so nice to look at bones... save maybe he has nice hair or face, but other than that the bones look more tempting for dogs to chew on...
a lot of people has been looking at my hair... i know... when i look around, i'll see their eyes suddenly look at other places... so far onli my mother likes my hair... the rest all says its weird, funny hair, lj hair, cb hair... watever, as long as my mother like can liao, then dun have to put up with her constant nagging... let the rest say wat they want since they dun nag at me anyway...
ys wanna grow breasts after he's seen mine... yea, he wanna go gym with me n toy liao... but tml he cant, kena have to work at timezone ordered by his manager... his reason for working = money for comics... at least its not for buying marlboros...
late as usual for the run... not to be blamed though... the hacking lab take up a lot of time... sano oreadi finished his by the time i reached... decided to do a 2.4km proper with no slow jog... i feel good, too bad i dun have a stopwatch to take my timing then at least i can gauge whether i m improving or not... now then i know why the other joggers used to run faster than me... they ran a few laps only and stopped... today overtake quite a number of them... morale high high = more inner energy... everyone was waiting for their turn to do situps at the fitness corner... it has become an obession for those with beer bellies... but face it, day in day out, u see the same beer bellies doing hundred over situps, yet their stomachs are still the same, beer bellies... they sure dunno the actual way of slimming down eh...
"sensation white & black rocks" - hong
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why does my weight always increase whenever its sunday... i have oreadi cut my hair which should remove about 100g from my weight (assumed), and yesterday i onli had 2 meals with today having light breakfast... and yet i have reached 63kg exactly... most probably dropped to 62+ when i measure again on tuesday... but i do hope it keep rising... hit the 70kg barrier best manz...
at the gym, i saw toy with his new hair cut... lol... he cut thin onli but still looks funny, and he was laughing when he saw mine... i thought mine was the cheapest liao... but he actually cut for $6.90... he said that the salon got some promotion...
his friend was oso down there, super fit kind... feel veri good today... esp. after looking at men's health magazine tips, i think it will have some effect on me soon... there was this kid who was using the machine and after he finished, he sat there taking a rest... i was standing right beside him waiting for him to siam... and there he was acting like i was invisible... brave kid... toy's friend more hiong... he waiting for a guy to do finish wait until very long... then somemore the guy was lifting some kiddie weights... toy's friend got fed up and ask him finished oreadi or not in a sarcastic manner...
go home oso got ppl stare nia... group of punks in the mrt... one by one take turn peeping at me... first the tall guy, then the ger sitting down, then the short guy, then the skinny guy... and it became a cycle... from chinese garden all the way to yew tee keep staring... does my hair look funny, do i pose a threat to them, do i look someone easy to be picked on, are they mesmerized by my earrings, or maybe they c me 2 handsome liao... lol... watever the reason is, it definitely cant be the handsome 1, unless they are blind of cos...
and i wanna complain abt the opposite zodiac attraction quiz thing... i dun think anyone will ever get a libra as their supposed opposite attraction... i mean hu can put up with a manipulative person, dun tink theres any... and libras are manipulative?... utter bullshit... its biased man i tell u the stupid quiz... lol... i felt like a sore loser, but i have to speak up for the rest of all librans!... free speecH!
dekap is back recently... but i dun intend to add it back, must edit a lot of things to get it back to normal, even though it may have added the auto-refresh, my dekap's box kinda screwed up big time...
wats this RIAS going to get tough on users downloading music from kazaa... intrusion of privacy... its better to reduce the prices of cds to stop online users from downloading stuff... and why do stars want so much money for wat, so that they have sufficient to pay for alimony when they divorce izit... or spend �300 on a GI haircut when i can do it for free... stars are having a good time, the money overflowing, fans worshipping, the amount of attention they get... of cos they may have some crazy fans who stalked them, but thats nothing considering the amount of money fans spent on them... stars should be given a pay limit so that they wun even build a neverland and being ridiculed by people all over as a old man hu neber grows up... they wun be able to buy anything great and called it beckingham palace... and they wun be able to buy all the cars in 2 fast 2 furious... give the stars a 3 room flat is sufficient... 1 person wat for live in a house so big...
so we as fans, shouldnt make our idols feel lonely living in a large house... we should help them find the true meaning of home by downloading... nice nice...
"make them tired and they will grow!" - hong
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received a call in the late morning, thought that it was my father who will ask me what i wanna wanna eat for lunch, turns out to be uchu who wanted to get out... told him i will be out later after i go cut my hair...
i dun like it when the barber uses the knife on me without putting on some powder or warm water beforehand, always get very red on the sides n back after a haircut... im more on the fidgety side when it comes to cutting my hair, i will feel veri niao and tend move my head about... at least it is better now... when i was young i was every hairdresser's nitemare... maybe thats why i was always given a GI cut... was onli allowed to keep my hair from pri 5 onwards...
and i dun understand why the hell he placed a mirror behind me to let me c c... i know i cant see how he cut my hair on the back of my head and he's using the mirror to assist me... but surely he knows that my specs are on the table and he's like showing it to a blind man... i just anyhow "ya ya" so that he can remove the cloth from me and i can get out...
wear slippers today to find sano n uchu... wrong move... we walked around a lot and the slippers provide no comfort for my feet... walked all the way to sim lim playing free games along the way... i didnt play much, i suck at console games unless i have played it b4...
ate at the nearby food centre to settle our dinner, which is my lunch... they had better install a better ventilation system... the smoke was too overwhelming nia...
reached home and show my mother my haircut... she said nice nice... she always said that whenever my hair is very short... if i cut GI or botak she will say why cut until like that... if keep hair long, she will complain cut like neber cut like that, waste money, like charbo like tt... watever, as long as it please her...
"i dun know u, u dun belong to me, we're still the same" - hong
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the problem with humans is they think too much... which i can say i am inhuman... and they always felt they lacked something which others have... what they didnt know is there are more people worse than them... everything we have, we took it for granted... dun bother to tink about problems, they will come knocking on your door b4 u even know it... some are good mathematicians (spell), superb problem solvers... they are the one who likes all sorts of problems, it presents a challenge to them... some r gd runners... run as far as possible whenever they smell a problem... some are wat singapore government defined as stayers... not becos they are there to tackle the problem, they just hang around and c if ts hard to solve or not...
guessed i lived a life too simple... my time is not spent on thinking of problems, more on holland v episodes, jacky wu, boa, wwe... friendships n relationships-wise, they will appear on the doorstep, its just a matter of time... i need more time on the fyp... however, even if i was given all the time in the world, i cant progress... stuck n cant get out...
i think i have a broken bone somewhere in my left foot... sometimes i can feel a sharp pain when i try to bend my feet... not only that, my right kneecap protrudes out... it was more visible last time when i was thinner... not sure if anyone noticed, kneecaps actually looked like some faces if u r standing straight and locked knees... it was from a tv show quite long ago which mentioned sth abt humans n aliens... lol...
was playing passing with the soccer ball when ys whacked the ball high up to the trees and it was caught between the branches... its still okie we thought as we approach another group to lend us another ball to bring our ball down... after a few attempts, the 2nd ball was trapped in the branches again...
there was a group of workers nearby who were working on a new room... they provided us a ladder and some small but heavy things to assist us... we tried the ladder but it was not tall enuf to even climb the tree properly... tried the throwing of objects but our aiming was quite sucky... we were more accurate in hitting ourselves when the objects returned... in the end, we even got our 3 objects stuck up there as well...
so came the former group... they have 2 balls that time, 1 was stuck, the other they were playing with it... they had to rush for lessons so we managed to get their ball down from using their 2nd ball... they were nice to offer us the ball to get our ball back but we were afraid of getting stuck again...
then 1 uncle got some plastic pipes and steel pipes from his van and taped them together... now its me climbing up that insanely high ladder (high but still not high enuf to reach), junia supporting the ladder, ys and bryant help lift that crazy pole we created... it was around 5 metres high... had difficulty reaching the branchesas the plastic pipes were not tough enuf... the whole structure was kinda sagging... heck the steel pipe was even bent by the heavy weight... n i had some problems keeping my balance on top of the ladder... jc came along and he was holding my legs giving me the xtra stability so i neednt bother about toppling over from a 3m ladder... still the long pole we created was just too saggy...
the uncle next used a long nylon rope and tied 2 steel balls to 1 end of the rope... it was what we called it as the steel testicles... our savior!... and we were cowboy-inspired, swinging the testicles like a lasso b4 we throw the balls up... waskinda hard at first since we are so pa jiao... ys aiming very good, he managed to get the rope up on all the branches that we desired... now we're using the rope like a pulley system... i thought of making it to be a vertical rope climb hoping the body weight will force the branch to break but nylon rope is bad for the hands... and we decided to improvise having bryant on 1 end n me on the other end pulling...
managed to get the ball down after countless trying... since we are nice people, we spent an extra 15 minutes getting the 2 metal rods n a plastic rod that was stuck up there by us... during the whole process, we have attracted quite a lot of attention, the lecturers were puzzled, the guys smiled and knew that a ball must be stuck without looking, the gers giggled when they saw us in action... some thought we are crazy when they saw that the ball was oreadi on the ground and we were still throwing that stupid testicles to get the rods off...
this ball-picking process takes up the entire afternoon, we even decided to skip the practical so that we have quality time playing... yea, becos the gers are watching even though we play like shit, but they always watch whenever they c topless men...
play until i 4get the time nia... by the time i left sp oreadi 5:30 liao... haben go n filial and later meet sano for jogging... i was very late... after 8 rounds i felt like stopping and just lie down on the ground to rest... slow-jogged my way to the last 2 rounds... sooner or later my legs will be powerful liao, sch soccer then after that go home jog... but the primary reason for jogging is the fitness corner... at home i too lazy to do exercises, the fitness corner gives me some motivation to do it, esp after seeing 2 shirtless guys having better bodies... i m not he complete article, still have a long way to go...
"dun u know wat i've always wanted?" - hong
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